--BIBLICAL TRUTHS--

HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY (EASTER)! On this episode Kris and Martel first discuss a recent report out of Alabama where seismologists believe oil and petroleum drilling MAY BE the cause of numerous small earthquakes around the country. Later, Martel summarizes our risen saviour.

--NBA HOOPS--

Kris and Martel give their BURNING thoughts on the Spurs recent dominance; Blake Griffin's all-time over-ratedness (KRISnTEL dictionary); Andrew Bynum's continued reign of terror/immaturity; and the inevitable dismissal of current Orlando Magic coach, Stan Van Gundy.