Long-time patriot and Type-A friend Emily Taormina joins Jeanne on the pod this week! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Jude Law, milk, and so much more. An October 2005 Cosmo article about giving your man attention so he doesn't cheat on you causes us to question what the meaning of the word "pamper" is.  And finally, the three most popular Girl Scout Cookies get f**ked, married, and killed. (Plus, a special message from Stepmother of the Pod, Jessica!)

Segments:
00:14:10 - Gripe (JG)
00:20:35 - Gripe (ET) 
00:26:00 - Horny (JG) 
00:34:15 - Horny (ET) 
00:39:40 - Cosmo's "How Much Attention Does Your Guy Need" 
00:58:35 - Internet Dumb 
01:08:00 - Message from Jessica
01:09:00 FMK (Girl Scout Cookies)