The dumb bitches are back! Topics include careers, coffee, sausages, billionaires, Teslas, kissing, husbands’ shoes, quite possibly the worst reality show ever made, and more. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan magazine teaches us to stealthily touch our collarbones for whatever reason. And finally, because we recorded this on Mother’s Day, we F**k/Marry/Kill three of our favorite hot moms. The answers? Will shock you.