Episode 79 is a call to arms. Shean and Shane are begging you to fight like Hell. 

Safe, legal, and rare vs bloodthirsty abortion mimosas. Absconding to Mexico. Drug mules. Decapitated tourists. Young mothers.

The guys respond to comments they’ve received over their ideas on murder. Shane remembers a friend boasting about forcing his girlfriend to commit murder like a pez dispenser. They also argue the empty talking point that tries to equate freedom of speech with murder. 

They discuss the importance of shared definitions for a healthy culture and cul-de-sac moms making it rain on their 10-year-old drag queens.

Plus, materialism and how America is a debtor’s prison. Hitler’s wet dream and Lincoln’s favorite racist joke. Also, NASA, Oz, and coincidence.

Shean recounts the trauma of a childhood model, and Shane is starting to fear his cycling community.

Special guest appearances from Lindsey Graham’s lady bugs, Lori Lightfoot, the tooth fairy, and the antichrist.