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We're in rental factory last dude, ultimate minority.

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Joint head of comedy. I got a lot of names. International

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1:34

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1:36

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1:39

Now he's selling Coke in heaven. Are you

1:41

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the only real podcast left out there.

1:55

Hello. Hello, everyone.

1:58

I survived my surgery.

2:01

A lot of people are wishing for a

2:04

quick death of the Puerto rattlesnake. Just

2:06

fucking pick my body up off that surgical

2:09

table. Big fucking flabby piece

2:11

of shit, cold meat. Done.

2:13

Throw me in the fucking trash. Didn't

2:15

happen, bitches. I'm alive. I

2:17

survived. And I'm walking around. Against

2:20

doctors are surprisingly mobile. Yeah.

2:22

Yeah. I'm pretty good. Yeah. I mean, look, I'm it

2:24

hurts a little bit But I think that's just

2:26

because they put knives and shit into my leg

2:28

and we're digging

2:29

around. So I think I'm feeling the pain from that.

2:31

I'm on Oh, the surgery. Yeah. I promise. Two

2:34

parking sets. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

2:39

Dash the sup. Megal. I'm fucking

2:41

partying, baby. I'm feeling nice.

2:43

Alright? Drink a little bit of wine with

2:45

those perks last night. They say not to do that.

2:50

I'm gonna fuck. Nobody's gonna fuck and tell me

2:52

what to do. I got it. K? I'm

2:54

feeling very nice right

2:55

now. We have an incredible show plan today. As

2:57

always, I'm with the International Superstore Zachomico.

2:59

Good to see. But I am happy to hear you.

3:01

Thanks, man. I'm hoping that I I

3:03

get back out there. It was I dropped my son off at jujitsu

3:06

last

3:06

night. It was very jealous of everybody in there.

3:08

So getting to touch kids So You were

3:10

you were Jigelis.

3:13

I didn't get that. Two incredible

3:15

gaslatives, gentlemen, for the shift podcast. The

3:18

Great Katie boils back on the show.

3:20

No. I like it that loud. You were too low, Natalie.

3:23

It was fucking it wasn't making any impact.

3:25

I need impact with my sound effects. Okay? It's

3:27

like an exclamation point. Imagine you draw

3:29

an exclamation point with, like, faded ink.

3:32

That's a jyridone

3:32

domain. Okay?

3:34

All this doesn't know he's at home in a lazy

3:36

boy right now. I think he drove here. I'm not

3:38

about here. We're

3:39

all just statements of his imagination. She's another

3:41

planner

3:42

right now, doggy. He's there are both control

3:44

go. My my my my

3:45

drinking cough syrup at the bottle. Ladies

3:49

and gentlemen, you know, I'm gonna love him from the boy's

3:51

cast. Danny -- Young

3:53

here as well. -- Dashuck,

3:56

Nagle. Twice. Twice in the first five minutes

3:58

of his day. I wanna make sure that we have no

4:00

children with I need to do this. No. So

4:03

yeah. We have a look. Great fucking show plan.

4:05

A lot to talk about. Let's do our plugs. Let's get

4:07

them out of the way. People love people in the

4:09

race to live chat. Very, very excited about

4:11

Katy Boyle being here right

4:13

now. They love you. Katy Boyle.

4:15

It's not altright, Katie Boyle.

4:17

It's the regular one.

4:18

No. Oh, there's an outright version?

4:20

Yes. Sometimes, Zach does and

4:23

he goes, oh, no. Oh, no. Racist comments.

4:25

Wait. Wait.

4:25

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

4:28

Wait. Wait. Wait.

4:29

Can you take that? Wait. Wait. Wait. Erase this

4:31

comment

4:31

and make that a sound drop on the board? She's

4:33

been now on Wait a a

4:35

Wait a racist comment. Alright. That's why I'm talking

4:37

my

4:37

voice. What are

4:39

you plugging on? Katie Boyle? Katie Boyle,

4:41

what are you plugging on? I show the shift or Oh,

4:44

yes. And it's gonna be on YouTube now. I

4:46

rented a studio, so please go watch

4:47

that. And our catibo Amico

4:50

studio. I want to write our studio. I didn't know I

4:52

could've done it. Fucking the best studios in New

4:54

York City. I didn't know. I'll give you a better

4:55

rate. Let's talk. Well, the guy

4:57

is doing it is editing my specials.

4:59

So, you know Yeah. You know how, like, do

5:02

do stuff for free for women. What?

5:03

Is that doing it for free? Jesus.

5:05

I'm not free. No. I do what? Yeah.

5:07

I no. Anyway, I'll

5:10

I'll be in Houston again.

5:12

And last time when I did bye guys, a bunch

5:14

of you guys came out to come out

5:15

again.

5:16

When are you in Houston?

5:17

My fucked turd, I

5:19

think. March turd.

5:22

Or four. Fuck turd. Shit. It's on my

5:24

website. I should've checked that by anyway. First

5:26

weekend, March. It's always

5:27

it's always a third one that you're saying. Yeah.

5:30

I'll poop on you. March

5:32

tenth.

5:32

The first one of my family at

5:35

the back of the old country. I come from a long

5:37

line of fucking thirds.

5:39

Let's see. Date of birth. Date of birth. Date

5:41

of birth. Date of birth. Date of

5:43

birth. Date of birth of fucking Boys

5:46

cast was with the dog riding along

5:48

every Friday. Podcasts, I got

5:50

my wacky college show every

5:52

Tuesday night, low value mail, and every Wednesday

5:54

from the green room of the bathhouse or

5:56

the green room of the stand car

5:58

sorry, called the bathhouse. It's like a a

6:00

comic king. Love it slash college show.

6:02

Love

6:02

it. I wish I wish podcast

6:05

equipment would work in a sawn or steam room.

6:07

I know. I would do

6:08

all. I saw Rick Rubin did

6:10

one wants, but, like, in the middle of it, they're like, we have

6:12

to leave because all the everything's melting even with

6:14

all the equipment's like, yeah, there's no way. Yeah.

6:17

There's I mean, there is a way. There's

6:19

way. Where there's a will, there's a way. Yeah.

6:21

You can there definitely is cameras and

6:23

casing for cameras that can be involved in, like,

6:25

high heat, high water, high pressure.

6:27

Yeah. Unquestionable. Yeah. The mics,

6:29

I think. The

6:30

the mics, the mics.

6:33

Because there's just I mean, they're getting so hot

6:35

to even, like, you can touch like, I

6:37

don't I don't yeah. There's no mics that are all

6:39

plastic. There's gotta be something out there, guys. There's gotta

6:41

look there's gotta be a way because maybe that's my next

6:43

show. Yeah. I love a steam and I love a

6:45

song. Maybe a laugh. Honestly,

6:47

you know what you do. Lab Mike

6:49

super long cord with and

6:51

the clip is plastic and then the pack is out

6:53

side. Probably the cordless. Or well, but

6:56

even, you know, cordless. Yes. But there's still, like, the

6:58

cordless. But there's nothing to clip it to. You have to

7:00

clip it to your nipple, which is where stringer.

7:02

Katie, we've been on the first episode of my

7:05

steam room podcast. Just clipping your

7:07

nipples, microphones. It's just you,

7:09

me, everybody recording.

7:11

I'm gonna say

7:11

no. Oh my god. Don't be a fucking ass. But

7:14

that's

7:14

not even because of that just cause it's bad for

7:16

my skin.

7:16

Because you're drinking

7:17

haters. It's not as bad for the skin. I

7:21

went to the first ever for my first ever facial

7:23

last yesterday. Louis

7:36

is flying her.

7:39

Did I say what I thought I said?

7:41

You're

7:41

a very very special? Yeah. But she said

7:44

that my sorry.

7:48

I don't know why I pressed that one.

7:50

That yeah. The heat is shot for my high

7:52

skin. She also said

7:53

For your skin. She

7:54

also said my skin was very dirty. Can

7:56

you hear

7:57

me? Let me just say something. You

7:59

don't have to share that with people. Yeah. It's you

8:01

don't have to tell anybody that somebody said with

8:03

you. That's something that you could've just said, hey, you

8:05

know what I got? You learned that lesson.

8:07

We've all had dirty skin moments in our

8:08

life. You know, guys?

8:10

Like this on as good though. It's like it's all clear or

8:12

you just

8:13

Open to have your pores. It gets all this fucking

8:15

dunked out. Yeah. Everything comes

8:16

out. I did close back up pores, though. I

8:18

think they do it automatically. Yeah. They

8:20

just constrict themselves and not go back and

8:22

forth. That's why they say you do like

8:24

a a sauna and then in a cold dip, so your

8:27

pores open and then they That's strict. Right? So that's what's

8:29

going on. It's really good for your

8:30

skin. Ultimate Hank. Who is this fucking junky that

8:32

is giving you to his, like, you got dirty scan

8:34

categories. She

8:34

also told me I'm not American, then I

8:36

I

8:37

Sure. She nailed it. Alright. Fine.

8:38

Well, obviously, because I have an accent, but

8:41

she said because I'm skinny. I was

8:43

like, what? Oh, weird. Well,

8:45

you are skinny. Yeah. But that's not

8:47

just Katie's

8:47

literally the hottest person in that entire

8:49

part of Europe. Everybody.

8:51

I

8:52

love that's a compliment. You're very

8:54

pretty, but you're the hottest

8:56

of that fucking, like, here you

8:58

know, everybody on the islands. You're hot here. You're

9:00

a hot bitch. You're a

9:02

hot bitch. But just for fucking

9:04

Ireland, Scotland App won the world. You're goddamn, got

9:06

us. Irish.

9:07

I did Irish ladies are butte Oh, we've talked about

9:09

plenty of times in the show. We pulled them up. They're gross.

9:11

Let me It's a gross breed. Tell him. Oh, exactly

9:13

what you're plugging on.

9:14

Hey. It's realistic in the last January the twenty

9:16

second catalyst wrestling, we'll be at the Bell

9:18

House in Brooklyn. I think I'm

9:19

managing, like, two or three matches coming

9:22

out. I love it. Lots of live

9:24

stuff coming up, guys. Weekend, I will be in Minneapolis,

9:26

Minnesota at the House of Comedy. Really enjoy

9:28

the House of Comedy. Great comedy chain.

9:30

Go check out that club wherever they are in

9:32

your local city, but I will be in

9:34

Bloomington, Minneapolis this

9:36

weekend coming up with Aaron Burke. Four oh,

9:38

sorry. Six shows over four nights. The next week in

9:40

Cuyahoga Falls, the final weekend for the

9:42

Aaronburg, Louis Chicago. Let's defend everyone to our

9:44

Ohio Cuyahoga

9:47

Falls, Ohio. The funny stuff

9:49

Comedy Club. Very excited about that. And then I have a lot

9:51

of other stuff coming up, setting up the the

9:54

essentially three months of shows straight

9:56

through. Most of these shows with Zaccumica. Still

9:59

adding more dates, but I'll be in Yonkers, I'll be in

10:01

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10:03

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10:05

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me and they're trying to I saw you one video where you

11:22

made that guy give you all your shit. Yeah, dude. That's

11:24

my new thing. It's like I used proximity

11:26

chat use I'm so evil with it.

11:28

I love it. So let's

11:30

see. Everyone likes me on

11:33

perk me see racist live show where they say

11:36

on Parks Lewis rules. Let's

11:40

see. Youssef G.

11:42

Former Inter Olympics as Lewis should do a show in the

11:44

Middle East. We like the style and we're

11:46

very behind on references. I

11:52

do some I'll do all my references in my

11:54

new special or III almost have

11:56

to call this special, like, you know, I love

11:58

the nineties or something because every

12:01

reference It's fucking wild. I don't make any

12:03

current reference. That's fine. It's pretty

12:05

good. Look,

12:07

we have a lot to talk about. Okay? First

12:09

of all, I'm

12:11

fucking I'm feeling nice, dude. The

12:13

second park is just fucking just hitting

12:15

me in the sweet spot.

12:18

Okay? I don't even like perks that much. Shannon,

12:20

you feel like this every day. Shannon, I'm gonna give you the

12:22

rest of my perks because

12:24

you you I don't like the fact that

12:27

I'll take them. I

12:28

I shouldn't feel this way. I can't have this I can't have

12:31

this feeling in my life.

12:32

I hate them. No.

12:34

I like them. This is fucking nice.

12:35

I had no problems with nobody right

12:38

now. I was in traffic

12:40

today. I was like, is crazy a little too

12:42

docile. Dude, no, I like it though. I think everyone

12:44

likes me a little bit.

12:46

You would you would you would you'd might

12:48

be my favorite of the dude. It's almost like this.

12:51

I'm a fool to

12:51

do. You don't do any work.

12:54

Oh, yeah. I enjoyed traffic

12:56

today. I just felt like I was like, hey, guys. Where are

12:58

we going? Well, anyway,

13:00

I wanna bait relax everyone. So

13:02

hunkin' hey.

13:04

Try to hunkin' and the people are honking on

13:07

my hunk. Wrong with you. Alright.

13:09

Here we go.

13:09

I won't want so bad because I'm three quarters through

13:11

Mike Rimini's book and I wanna finish it on

13:14

first. Oh, dude. Fuck. I didn't bring them I

13:16

don't have them with me. Fuck I would've given to you. That's

13:18

what it was.

13:19

Fuck, dude. The

13:20

good book, by the way. I'll do it real quick. Fuck.

13:23

Zach, fuck. Edit that out because if

13:25

he dies on my perks. I don't need people

13:27

giving me shit about that. It's

13:29

his own choice. Yeah. Okay?

13:31

I think that's crazy to give the drug

13:33

dealership. Yeah. It's a

13:35

wild

13:35

thing, you

13:36

know? Unless there's like fentanyl in it. But if

13:39

it's like just as advertised drugs,

13:41

that's fine. Can't promise you this, not fentanyl on

13:43

this. I'm still still a pretty clear. Well, what the

13:45

fuck does fentanyl even feel like? Is it like this?

13:47

It's like times a million.

13:49

It's awesome. But is is it, like

13:51

because OxyContin

13:51

is, like, this time is, like, three,

13:54

I'd say. Yeah. Yeah. And

13:56

then

13:56

I think fentanyl is, like, Oxycon

13:59

times like a hundred. But, like, once it like, so if

14:01

I just do this times too, if I because I took

14:03

two parks last night and, like, a little mine, I felt

14:04

nauseous. Uh-huh. Probably should've done Right? Yeah.

14:06

Any colors you'll do that sometimes. Yeah. So but

14:09

then I was like, alright. Well, I can't. But it's

14:11

like fentanyl. It's like all just the good,

14:13

but not like the nausea that would come with multiplying

14:15

the perk. Because if

14:17

so, I'm not telling people to do

14:19

fentanyl, but I'm just saying it probably

14:21

rules. I think you like puke, but you just

14:23

don't know it. A lot of them like die on

14:25

their vomit No. They just

14:25

they're using people. You stop

14:28

breathing. You stop your body just,

14:29

like, doesn't wanna breathe anymore. Yeah.

14:31

That's clear.

14:32

Like, why once you reach top of the

14:34

mountain. Your body's like, dude, we Yeah. It's just

14:35

like stop you for anything. Like, you don't even have it's

14:38

not painful. You just stop everything. Yeah. You're

14:39

like, yeah. You're so you forget Yeah. Like,

14:42

literally, like, your body's just, like, freaks in the

14:44

wristwatch, just as fentanyl's, like, perks

14:46

without the euphoria. I don't have

14:48

euphoria right

14:48

now. Do I feel like euphoric? I

14:50

don't know. Do you? Gotta

14:53

go. Yeah. I do I do feel like I'm in the Black Hole

14:55

Sun video. Nice current

14:57

reference for you guys. Oh,

15:00

son. Wow.

15:02

Guys, yeah.

15:04

Yeah. What is is there more euphoria

15:07

in this? What does fentanyl exactly make any of the

15:09

fentanyl

15:09

lollipops. Yeah. Those that's exactly exactly that's

15:11

exactly take any drug. Throw in the candy form.

15:13

Candy form? Candy

15:14

form. Yeah. Yeah.

15:15

Fender lobby. My girl. Me and my girl

15:17

use we got we were

15:19

at the sec shop, and we

15:21

got Pop

15:23

Rocks, blowjob Pop Rocks.

15:25

To put them like

15:26

regular pop rocks, just a blowjob

15:28

on them? I I don't know what. They had

15:30

to be something different because you can't just take pop rocks and

15:32

put them on your cock. Where you can.

15:34

Trey

15:34

can. You know what? You know what? What you're

15:37

snacking on -- Of the cock.

15:39

Of the cock. -- sec. Sex delicious

15:41

sex treat edition. Delicious

15:43

sex treat. Hold on.

15:52

Don't work. Went

15:54

on. Ready

15:56

now. Not

16:01

just sex, but also drugs.

16:06

This is the SDR or Rock and

16:08

Roll Food. Rock and roll. S

16:10

sex drugs or rock and roll food. This

16:12

is what the SCR show should be. It should be

16:14

what you snack and I meets SCR

16:15

show. Right? So you gotta give Jay

16:18

would show up for more. One.

16:22

I

16:24

haven't really taken a new That's that's

16:27

the perks. That's the perks. Hey, now.

16:31

No. I think that No.

16:34

We should do one food

16:36

that you've had for wild

16:39

sext, one shot up shit. I got

16:41

this. One food that you've had,

16:43

a wild rocking out of the concert and

16:45

one food that you've mixed with drugs.

16:48

Hotdog for all three. Damage.

16:52

So

16:54

it's I'm the worst person

16:56

for this. Sorry.

16:57

Give me a food that you've had to see sex that

16:59

you've been corporate into sex.

17:00

Me? Kaiti. Oh. So potatoes

17:02

to don't

17:03

think anything. I mean, like You've never

17:05

you've never figured yourself with a fucking

17:08

carrot stick. No. You've

17:10

never you've never

17:12

poured fucking like chocolate syrup on your

17:14

boyfriend's

17:14

cock. Just to give us some color.

17:17

Wow. No. I I have

17:20

used, like, flavored massage oil

17:22

though. Okay. Let's not really food.

17:24

Mean, if you're hungry enough as you're a massage, what

17:26

is easy play? I mean, I guess that's fine flavored

17:28

massage relative to you to you lick

17:30

it. Yay. Yay. Because

17:31

it's all over the body. So I'll put that

17:34

touch Shannethong put with the sexy music. And what are we doing

17:36

here? Katie's telling us a great fucking story, and we're

17:38

being assholes right now. So

17:41

I

17:41

fuck. Anyway, sorry, Katie, please. Well, yeah.

17:43

It's like the strawberry ones nice. My

17:45

boyfriend did get mango ones though and it kinda

17:47

smelled like vomit, so I didn't like that.

17:49

No. Thank

17:50

you. It's not not that good. I don't even think that that's it's

17:53

considered food. If it doesn't have

17:55

caloric, like Oh, it tastes

17:56

good. It tastes good at me. We did do.

17:59

Okay. Because I don't eat

18:01

dairy, but my boyfriend did get a

18:04

coconut and whipping

18:05

cream. That's how big

18:05

cream. Great

18:06

cream. We only used it once, but my boyfriend, like, he really likes

18:08

food. Does he eat it or not? Is he fat? Is he

18:11

fat?

18:11

Is

18:11

he fat? Is

18:12

he fat? Is he

18:14

He's fat?

18:14

Is he fat? Is he fat? He's not

18:15

fat. I He's, like, your side. Oh, okay.

18:17

It's game side. It's a

18:18

famous fact. Yeah.

18:19

Yeah. Well, it's not fun. But

18:24

anyway, I'm gonna understand that it's, like, increasing in fatness

18:26

as we go around the room. But Danny's still on the

18:28

fat spec. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on the spec.

18:29

He

18:29

looks a little like Danny, actually. Oh,

18:32

shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Okay. Katie's

18:34

trying to suck your

18:36

cock. I'm not in the watch. You said you're not

18:37

fat. You weren't

18:38

open up with cream. No. No. No.

18:40

No coconut whipped cream. So

18:42

you guys

18:42

have coconut whipped cream. I saw it with paint the picture paint

18:44

the picture or slow

18:46

down. So

18:46

-- Okay. -- get that music back.

18:48

Spray it around him. But You

18:50

sprayed it around his what? On his nipples?

18:52

You were talking against nipples.

18:55

No.

18:55

My boyfriend doesn't like that. Do you

18:57

guys like that? Not really.

18:59

When it happens, you feel sort of

19:01

emasculated just like hard

19:03

just do it, but I

19:05

like to have my fucking nipples squeeze

19:07

sometimes scratch. I like to be scratched

19:09

I like the fucking, you know.

19:11

Mhmm. But not fucking No. No.

19:13

No. No.

19:13

I want I'll tell you my thing. It's

19:16

I want mouth

19:17

on my nipple, and then her hand, under

19:19

my balls, pressing up on my teeth while I

19:21

jerk off. Oh, so That's the hardest. I not That's

19:24

the same way I make my girl come.

19:26

So that move ball, you're sucking on her nipple.

19:27

Alright. I was doing my

19:28

balls. Like, between my balls, my ass,

19:31

I'm pressing really hard and watching the legs, my

19:33

nipple. And I jerk off, I

19:35

fucking And is she, like, pressing, like,

19:37

in, like, just one press and a

19:38

hold? Or is it, like, a No. You

19:40

can you can I know what's going on. Yeah. Yeah.

19:42

Yeah. Yeah. It's working. Every once I say

19:44

twice a year, I get a sharp pain in that

19:47

exact place where it's just I don't

19:49

know what I'm doing. Like, I could be

19:51

smoking, could be I think a shot, whatever it is.

19:53

And then it feels like Like, from my tank

19:55

like, God has grabbed me by my tank. It's like you're

19:57

coming the hell. And then it starts pulling. I'm

19:59

like, oh, what the fuck is that? And then I go, oh,

20:01

I'm gonna kind of press

20:02

it. I'm like, okay. Whoa. That

20:04

it goes away. So we get a stamp. You know, I have to

20:05

get that check. I really

20:06

wanted one of you guys to also have this weird

20:09

big thing that feels like that's gonna

20:11

pull you down. Nobody else has that

20:13

wrist strap yet? Please don't chat

20:15

anybody. But that's a very specific thing. I

20:17

think a lot of people are gonna try that

20:18

now. So having your team fucking played

20:21

with while you fucking

20:23

get whatever, could you twenty

20:25

four hours a day. I don't want me to fucking break

20:27

barriers. You know what? It's gonna be a

20:29

real ass. Ladies and gentlemen, As gentlemen,

20:32

ladies and gentlemen. Shut

20:34

up. Ladies and gentlemen, where's

20:36

the real ass? For the

20:38

fuckies and Well, this is

20:39

on perks everybody. You know what?

20:41

Ladies and gentlemen, let's

20:43

get real ass. Prices

20:56

do nothing. Yeah. Don't

20:59

me to get real ass right now, but you touched my tank

21:01

long doing just about anything.

21:03

It's gonna

21:03

rule. Wow. Slack to it. Does it

21:05

podcasting? I really get in

21:08

there, dude. All my balls are very tight

21:10

right now. Exec I'm a I'm

21:12

representing your tainted. I'm not gonna do it because he's

21:14

trying to get me to do it. The

21:16

same way like, a cat fucking it shows you

21:18

their asshole. Relax. Relax, Kittycat.

21:20

I'm not touching your tank right

21:22

now. I'll

21:22

just do it in a circle later on the cycle.

21:25

It's my shit.

21:30

Let's see anybody else in the mid

21:32

teens play for Christ. I

21:34

know you've cancerless. No teen problems. No.

21:36

No. Tightenedema. I did like

21:39

that. That was a good you know what? It was a great

21:41

chat. Chattlestick

21:42

fucking. I think the food thing which acts as a good idea

21:45

though, especially if you're, like, kinda,

21:47

like, you know, like, a

21:49

bit when it comes to

21:50

taste. You know, like, if

21:52

your skin's dirty. I'm a disabled. You mean, like, what

21:54

are weird? Be like, yo, you need your shower

21:56

or the the question that does your

21:58

face, because you have shit

22:00

skin. You gotta gotta

22:01

really cover the flavor. I'll get a cream on

22:04

it. You've been with

22:04

someone who's so gross? You're like, can you just grab some,

22:07

like, caramel syrup or some

22:08

shit? No. I I feel like I gag a lot

22:11

really easily. It's to be bad.

22:13

I There

22:19

you go. Anyway, but yeah. If you

22:22

put, like, nice tasting stuff, it's, like,

22:24

kinda like,

22:25

Yeah. You know?

22:25

I don't know. It helps. Somebody's

22:28

had a great idea in the chat, real estate podcast,

22:30

Park Teradympics. So we have different interns

22:32

that can bring in

22:34

perks. This is a great idea.

22:36

Okay? Then someone's gonna

22:39

definitely die a fentanyl. And

22:40

all of the shut up. Then all of

22:42

the games will like, like, plays,

22:44

like, puns on perks. Like, we do, like, perks

22:46

and recreation. And then we have to, like, play

22:48

games while we're on perks. Right?

22:51

Or you could do a percolator who could

22:53

make the best cup of coffee

22:55

while on perks. Right? These are all great things.

22:57

Now come on guys. Chime in with other perk things.

22:59

I'm out of references.

23:01

Folks. I I've don't even know

23:02

what Perks are. I don't do any percocets.

23:04

Percocets.

23:04

Roll off.

23:05

I mean, I

23:05

don't know what

23:06

Percocets are. Like, it's like, I

23:09

guess, it's like the No.

23:11

No. I'll go home and get you one.

23:12

No. I'm okay. I don't have words. I don't

23:15

like drugs.

23:17

making me horny, don't you? Because I can't come,

23:20

I jerked off last night for eighty five minutes

23:22

straight. Yep. Yeah. I don't. You

23:24

don't know. What a shitty what a shitty

23:26

drug. Right? I

23:29

felt I felt like a

23:29

woman. Is that a woman feeling? Just

23:32

like

23:32

a woman dressed dad. It's a

23:33

point of view. It

23:34

takes two seconds for a woman to masturbate.

23:36

Really? Yeah. Because you know exactly where

23:38

it is. So it's like so then with the

23:40

guy, you gotta be like, oh, yeah.

23:42

Yeah. We bought we went to a second shop. We bought Pop

23:44

Rocks, and then you put them on your deck, it

23:46

just it's like sugar. I feel like I

23:48

I almost braced myself for it to

23:50

burn. I thought it was gonna

23:52

just, like, whatever it is. And you pour, like, a Coke

23:54

on on top of it. It's like

23:55

a How about it? It's like

23:58

cheese. Yeah. So then she,

24:00

you know, started blowing me and then it started, like,

24:02

pop. But you didn't really feel much pops. It

24:04

just turned into a sticky shitties --

24:05

Yeah. -- smelting. It was I

24:08

hate food with sex. I was like, that was the

24:10

dorm

24:10

room. Not about that. That's gross. And we then

24:12

we're like, the the bed was covered in just

24:14

sugar. It wasn't like, The like, you have to,

24:16

like, the only way that would work is if you, like, do

24:18

it, like, like, you mean, like, standing, like,

24:21

over a ledge. Right. So it doesn't

24:23

create all the

24:23

way. It sucks. Like, where do you Where are you

24:25

using that? She's not cherry poll. I wonder if you get some of

24:27

that it's like stuck in your urethra

24:30

paparox and then, like, touch

24:32

I assumed I assumed it wasn't gonna be a problem. There's

24:34

no way that they would be marketing and selling things

24:36

that would hurt the inside of your dick if you got

24:38

in

24:38

there. I mean,

24:39

it's America. You guys do shit like that all

24:41

a time.

24:41

called Freedom

24:42

Dog. Yeah. It

24:43

was not FDA approved properly. Did you see the

24:45

the meme that could sounded himself

24:47

with an iPhone charger?

24:49

He what? Himself. He put iPhone in his

24:51

urethra. Why would he do

24:52

that? What is wrong with?

24:54

IPhone. Oh, not the brick. Was he trying

24:56

to charge himself?

24:58

I wanted to know if he plugged in the other head so bad.

25:00

That would yeah. That would

25:03

that's odd. It's called

25:03

sounding. It's when people stretch

25:06

their urethras. Why

25:07

did you stretch it? I don't know because these like it. They

25:09

get, like, wider and wider metal sticks

25:12

usually. Can't.

25:14

People are crazy.

25:15

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Yodalta dot com. Alright. Where were

25:57

we? Alright. Have you used do you

25:59

use incorporate food and

25:59

sex? No. Not a

26:00

fan at all. Never I

26:01

look like someone who would and I don't. You've never done

26:04

a hate it. Not like I've, like, maybe one time

26:06

some grown with Canadian

26:07

whipped cream and I'm, like, okay. That was fun. Yeah.

26:09

We get back to the parts you guys. Wait a

26:11

minute. Let's

26:11

take some minutes, like, maybe do coconut whipped cream

26:13

or Are you my boyfriend? It's

26:16

okay. No.

26:16

Kate is flirting with you all left him right now. I'm looking at boyfriend

26:19

is trying to find you do. I'm like

26:21

a surrogate. Yeah. It's just the hair

26:23

and the beard. Just all the things. Yeah.

26:25

And the weight? I'm away.

26:28

Delicious whipped cream cock. Zachamika

26:31

obviously can't

26:32

anyways. Sometimes I've incorporated the sections

26:34

of my food. What's your

26:37

favorite moment

26:38

of incorporating Oh, you would expect out there.

26:40

When the KFC double

26:42

down came out, a a vegan

26:45

black

26:45

trick. Double down. Is

26:46

that the sandwich that uses chicken as bread?

26:48

Yeah. Yeah. A girl wanted to smell

26:50

my mouth and fuck me while I ate one.

26:53

Smelly mouthful. She's

26:53

vegan and she missed Cassie.

26:55

Wow. They have a lot of good vegan chicken options

26:58

these days. This is before

27:00

that. Yeah.

27:01

The double down was a fucking it was solid. It was like there

27:03

was three thousand calories. It was real good.

27:05

Jesus. It hurt it hurt

27:07

That

27:07

is American exceptionalism right there.

27:09

It was hot. It hurt. Yeah. It was, like, if

27:11

your snacking bacon was the sub temperature of Arizona.

27:14

Snacking bacon is so good, but boy does it come

27:16

out hot. Well, it's my seat.

27:18

Dude, no. No. No. Like, stain,

27:20

like, hot as in physically hot. No. Me

27:22

and Zach were driving one time. And I just grabbed the

27:24

piece. And it's just bacon. So it's like it's not gonna make

27:26

it. And the way you eat sack can make it is just a minute.

27:29

No. So it's no wait. Hold

27:30

on. Good. It's

27:31

not that it was served hot. It was that

27:33

he received

27:33

it cold. And then I can play. Eddie

27:35

can play. If she's like, it's not served

27:38

hot at Lewis. Really

27:40

fucking good.

27:40

That's a surprise. No. No. It is. Like,

27:42

and it's I was like, really because I got a doctor done it all over this

27:44

country because I travel the world in Atlanta.

27:47

And I never got another doctor.

27:49

Are telling me every wrong when they service me hot.

27:51

You were just, like, getting your white

27:52

side. Sure

27:53

thing. I've already ever speech. I

27:55

just thought, I we've got other people

27:58

who agree with me agree with me

28:00

online. It's,

28:00

like, sugar, candy, bacon. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

28:02

Yeah. And I've had

28:03

that in, like, single singles. I've never

28:05

seen those where they're, like, like a cheese string and, like,

28:07

you actually Oh, no. I haven't seen that. That sounds delicious,

28:09

but this is snacking me again. And it is sort of all

28:11

over your country. And I have been all over this

28:13

country. I did not not name facts, No. You

28:16

didn't. In fact, I'm not. Oh, you didn't.

28:18

There's fucking Dunkin' Con She fucking

28:20

put the bacon in

28:20

for, like, forty minutes -- Yeah. -- and

28:23

hands in the Lord. Just nuked it. And I

28:25

when it first of all, when she gave it to me, it like,

28:27

I couldn't see because it was in the bag, but it was probably

28:29

actually red

28:30

hot. Like, smokey who had a like, it was, like, like, a glass

28:33

blower, put it in the

28:33

pan. And I

28:34

go out. Oh my god. Fuck a second. What was that? Who's that

28:37

large color steel gets with

28:39

it? Yeah. And look but not

28:41

only does that happen, then Lewis gets to the car

28:43

and tells me the whole

28:44

story. That's that's enough

28:46

time to tell the whole story. Yeah. We're

28:48

gonna cool up. And so hot. He

28:51

and then

28:51

I saw drive that he's

28:54

driving and And this is Lewis. One

28:56

moment. And the the the motion that

28:58

III embrace like, a slap bracelet. Yeah. Like,

29:00

you don't remember using Yeah. Go ahead. But imagine I'll put try

29:02

to put a slap bracelet into my mouth. Yeah.

29:04

This is what I did with a scolding hot piece

29:06

of bacon. And it's

29:07

you know, question. Right? And then I just hear it. And then I just

29:10

hear it. That's

29:13

spinning. Moulton hotmail. All

29:16

over me -- Oh, man. --

29:18

love to swerve the wind wind. We're

29:20

swerving through a town. We're

29:22

swerving through Saratoga Springs.

29:24

And he's spinning bacon ever he spit it

29:26

on his leg and burnt his

29:27

leg. He was burning the part not to be fucking He

29:30

burnt the parts of him that he spit it

29:32

on. This is this

29:34

is it's as so

29:36

as close as to JFK as

29:38

I've ever

29:39

felt. Yeah. That's what like you you

29:41

had a video -- No lawsuit. -- with the guy was like

29:43

I'm crawling over the car trying to scoop up

29:45

bacon. I'm not suing Dunkin Donuts,

29:47

dude. I'm just

29:48

not that guy. Jewish.

29:51

Yeah. Yeah.

29:51

Yeah. That's right.

29:52

Yeah. I guess I could have. Right? I probably could have. But

29:54

would you No. Because then

29:55

they'd have to, like, you and complain. Like,

29:57

they'd have the video of you being like

29:58

-- Yeah. -- but I fucking I want this shit hot. Really hurt

30:00

me. The but I how do you even what will be the process? I'd have to

30:02

prove that they I have to in that

30:04

moment, go to the hospital and get I gotta go

30:06

to the hospital. Like, the workers McDonald's.

30:09

She took photos. She went to the hospital.

30:11

But she was fucked up. She wasn't saying she

30:13

was

30:13

mangled. Oh, this woman is a famous, like, she went through

30:16

the drive. Through. And

30:16

we'll use the story as, like, the example of, like,

30:19

how Americans just fucking sue for nothing.

30:21

Yeah. But

30:21

This is a really good actually

30:22

fucked up. And not only that, she asked for,

30:25

like, not that much money. She actually was like,

30:27

hey, I'm just out of work because of this. And

30:29

there's

30:29

photos, like, she's absolutely like her all

30:31

her skin in her in her are, like, all

30:33

so, like, McDonald's has the temperature they're supposed to keep

30:35

the coffee. I guess, this McDonald's had it

30:37

crazy hot. Straight. And the cup between

30:39

her legs, it spilled and

30:42

it's severely burnt

30:42

there. Yeah. Yeah. Really bad. But then she was like, hey,

30:44

your coffee's

30:45

too hot. Like, can you just I I'm out of work for

30:47

too much. They're

30:47

like shut up all basically through another

30:50

competitor. She's wanted, like, I don't

30:50

ten grand than they would. From medical costs

30:52

for us to live on Yeah. I just to live.

30:54

But what McDonald's did is they

30:57

basically put out the rumor

30:59

that, like, oh, this litigious society

31:01

we live in, you don't know coffee's

31:03

hot. You know, people will sue over

31:06

anything. Yeah. So because they had to do the

31:07

payout, they then also shamed her for

31:10

life and people think she sued for Yeah. They put they put,

31:11

like, an image of her in the Hamburglar uniform,

31:15

like, at this, but People

31:16

think she sued for, like, millions of dollars.

31:18

Yeah. She's in and then well, I guess, she

31:20

did eventually. Yeah. Once they wouldn't get ready.

31:22

Should we see the burns of her pussy?

31:24

It's really bad. It's a very bad

31:27

burn.

31:27

It's gross. It's I

31:30

don't know why I've seen it, to be honest,

31:32

but it's And the way people talk

31:34

about it, you think she just spilled a little coffee

31:36

on herself -- No. -- and then went for the

31:38

lawsuit. It's a, you know, dollars

31:40

brutally bad brand. Yeah. Yeah. It's

31:42

and in your crotch.

31:43

Yeah. Like in an old, the

31:45

child? Yeah. Yeah. It's rough. We're

31:48

just waiting now. Here we are just waiting.

31:49

We're just waiting. She was trying to incorporate scolding hot

31:51

coffee into her settings. Yeah. She's like, I

31:53

can get wet.

31:56

Has multiple blisters. Yeah.

31:58

She was doing this thing called buying time.

32:01

Yeah. It's also like it if they

32:03

already have it, that it should be at whatever

32:05

set. I know Starbucks is, like, seventy degrees

32:07

or something. So if

32:07

they already had that, then they're wrong for serving

32:10

it at boiling. So

32:10

it's, like,

32:10

yeah. You're just you're wrong. So just give

32:13

her whatever Thanks, Katie, for

32:15

clearing the ass. Sorry.

32:17

That's my too set.

32:17

Katie's just trying to fucking fill time as well.

32:19

IIII

32:20

can remember Angie McDonald's sentiment.

32:22

I Oh, and you're on the real ass podcast.

32:24

Oh my

32:25

god. What's up? You're

32:27

on the real ass

32:28

podcast. Oh my

32:31

god. I'm honored what a blessing prayers

32:33

have been answered. Tell them to text

32:34

me back. Oh,

32:36

Katie Boyle said to text her back.

32:40

The what? The

32:41

what? Not even a

32:42

person. I'm a thing. The I

32:46

hate

32:46

that bitch. Wait. I'm on the what

32:49

podcast. Tell him I

32:49

don't know where Delaware is. Katie

32:51

Boyle said the water bath. Yeah.

32:54

Come on

32:54

her back. Water bath.

32:57

Drink some whipped cream. Tell me

33:00

twice.

33:00

She said to call her back. She

33:03

doesn't know where Delaware is. She

33:05

said she said literally and I

33:06

quote, Bella Ware.

33:09

Hold on. I'm

33:12

doing

33:12

myself a rattlesnake

33:13

again. I was giving

33:16

myself a rattlesnake for that great

33:18

joke.

33:19

Oh, man. It was a great

33:22

joke. Yo, Katie. I I'm on the phone

33:24

with INS on the other line.

33:25

What's INS? Is that ice the

33:28

the white person version of ice.

33:30

No. I'm gonna get her kicked out of

33:33

this contract. No.

33:33

Yeah. Yeah.

33:35

Good. Back on Delaware's name. Ian, I'll call you back

33:37

after the podcast. I want I wanted to ask you

33:39

something professionally.

33:41

Oh, sure. I love you,

33:44

buddy. I'm looking forward to your call. Oh, no.

33:49

Can't

33:49

stand in I love

33:52

them. Alright. So a time that you

33:54

incorporated sex into

33:56

No. No. I'm sorry. Food

33:59

into drugs. You had your fentanyl and lollipops.

34:01

They were

34:01

delicious. What was that like?

34:03

To lollipops.

34:04

Yeah. Same girl. No. How does that not Oh,

34:06

I mean, did you have a tall girl? To fentanyl

34:08

before

34:08

that? No. He does does not

34:09

show. He was like a a heart I gotta say All

34:12

of all of the deep fakes of Katy Boyle that

34:14

Brakes is doing tonight are particularly good.

34:17

Can show them? that is that too much? See, the guy who did my tits

34:20

before, and it wasn't even my actual tits

34:22

are nicer, so it's come pissed off. Let me see the

34:24

timing.

34:25

No. No. No. You made a difference. Will you do me a favor? Will you just show me

34:27

a picture of your tits on your phone, man? No. That's

34:29

not too far. Right? No. That's not too far. Right? Sometimes I

34:32

use my skills my sales

34:33

skills. This is this is

34:35

Oh, that's really not really your

34:38

farthest. This is the

34:38

phone. Is that really showing me your tits. Right?

34:40

And my hair is

34:41

sitting out. Whatever. What

34:42

is this

34:43

mean? That's a terrible one. There's so bad

34:44

ones. They they've been

34:45

putting great ones the whole

34:46

time. What I'm But when I getting out of

34:47

the pool looks fucking real. If you would've told

34:50

me that's

34:52

Katie, I would say

34:53

yes. Go down -- Oh, yeah. --

34:53

to that bus. Go down to a bus.

34:56

God, women don't understand what

34:58

men want. Where we want you to cut

35:00

off right at the

35:00

price. Yeah. Do you think Right. Folks, do you

35:02

think brick just has hundreds of pictures to

35:05

photoshop the manta or he's finding

35:07

these girls that look like

35:08

girl. So

35:09

do we think first degree digital rape you're

35:11

asking? Like, do you think he's, like Is

35:13

there intense? Yes.

35:14

See. This is a premeditated

35:18

digitally rape these women against their will. I think so. I think he'd probably have

35:20

older. Older at the older

35:22

body positions, how the heads would

35:23

work. There's no way he's just probably by

35:25

color, like by

35:27

race, by skin tones. I should say I don't agree with this just

35:30

because I have brothers and a father and I don't

35:32

want them to take their real nudes. I have to

35:34

say that. Well, you don't agree with him

35:36

making the deep fakes

35:38

of you. Yeah. It'd

35:38

be nice to be soft. Oh, you want? Not

35:40

if you. I won't show them either. Can

35:42

you show them? I I'm gonna

35:45

throw out here that when you say it would be nice

35:47

if he stopped, that means he makes more now. Oh,

35:49

I don't know. No. What's the first

35:52

time now? Brick's also very

35:54

respectful. Oh, okay.

35:54

If it's making a girl uncomfortable, I think, Brooks would stop. I

35:56

think he did say that he wanted to make a whole website featuring

35:58

all of the girls, though, with all of

36:00

their dude

36:01

things.

36:01

Yeah. once he says it's debakes, but it's like Would

36:03

it be

36:03

illegal to do an only fans of that?

36:06

We talked about this before. I don't

36:08

think that

36:09

I think that the girls would probably have something to say about. Maybe

36:11

a

36:11

Patreon. I can personally

36:12

do an only fan of all. I think it

36:14

will be bad because you're making money off like

36:16

some of the girls have their own only Like, it'd be like Karens. It's Do you think they're doing deep fix

36:19

of Karen or do you think

36:19

that they're showing actual But bricks

36:22

fixed it. I

36:24

think that's a nice house. See, that's great. It works. Yeah.

36:27

Yeah.

36:27

Wow. Thanks, Plex. Very

36:28

respectful. I I do worry sometimes when my

36:31

brothers are in eighteen, so it's

36:33

like there's they get, like, roasted because I

36:35

did a joke about a

36:36

vibrant. It generally means of someone like Oh, their friends

36:38

will come and and

36:39

say shit to me. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

36:41

they're kinda, like, They're, like, bro they're, like,

36:43

whatever. But I'm also, like, when when they first saw that someone

36:46

sent me

36:46

Oh, they did they saw they saw it. No. What's

36:49

someone sent me from, like, who follows me? I was like, should I give you a

36:52

heads up? They're posting this in the chat? And I was just

36:54

like, oh, I just hope it doesn't. Or or this guy

36:56

wasn't this guy he tweeted at me, so it was on,

36:58

like, real Twitter. Well And I had to

37:00

then, like, block that because I was like, I don't want my

37:02

family to think I'm really What

37:04

is it?

37:04

Not yet. Because I'm already at the

37:06

line where I talk about sex.

37:08

Excuse me. Can you just I don't know. Something is so sad. Like, what

37:10

what a fun time you have to come out with this fucking

37:12

me too shit? And this is We're past

37:15

we're past that. I'm

37:16

not gonna disown my family over there.

37:18

Fucking white

37:19

woman, we just don't care about you guys anymore.

37:21

I'm an immigrant. That is true.

37:22

Yeah. I'm a a funner one.

37:26

I won't sue. You

37:27

won't sue. Yeah. Is she right? You're more of a white woman.

37:29

You Karened the mother. The the

37:31

Dunkin' Zoneage lady. Lewis

37:41

is so high. I don't know if you guys noticed. He

37:43

literally was, she right. She

37:46

right. He doing

37:48

a

37:48

bit. He wasn't doing for him.

37:50

He's just talking, like, an old black woman.

37:52

Is she right? No. She can't

37:54

do it. She got her opinions.

37:59

Lamb, ramps, halt,

38:01

dalt, chicken, tuckers, rap,

38:03

you

38:03

name. I've never felt that sound a

38:06

lot more.

38:07

This coffee is very good. It is good. I never drink

38:09

coffee. That was lovely. Thank you. You're

38:11

most welcome. You're most welcome. Jacked up this

38:13

coffee. You're welcome, Katie. Now

38:15

this guy stopped tweeting me faking

38:18

nudes faking

38:18

nudes. Yeah. Fake nudes of

38:20

KT2. You want you can put my

38:22

face on wrong chair his body. Do you see him, by the

38:24

way, today?

38:25

Oh my god. Yeah. He looks he's

38:27

in jail. He looks great. He mentally, like,

38:29

he he's basically so far gone.

38:31

Yeah.

38:31

They Well,

38:32

keep him in jail or whatever. They're gonna let

38:33

him out. No.

38:33

They're not gonna let him out, but he's even on the silence. He's yeah.

38:35

They're putting him, like, in an interview. You you got it. Yeah.

38:38

Like, mentally. Who

38:41

is

38:41

That's today. You don't know. Oh,

38:44

whiteface him. Look, we're not your fucking

38:46

family. Alright? You don't have the flu? This is

38:48

Santa

38:49

Claus. Santa Claus was the famous huge rock. I've never

38:52

seen this man. That's

38:54

weird. Wait. No. Is it one of the most famous porn

38:56

stars

38:57

of all time? Oh,

38:58

yeah. No. I haven't. I only started watching porn recently. Yeah. Yeah. You

39:00

wouldn't go

39:01

back to that unless it was, like, just

39:03

for the reference. Yeah.

39:05

And I find a girl I like. I follow her

39:07

life. Yay.

39:07

Which girl is it? This is getting hot again. Katie brings

39:10

the sexuality to the show every time.

39:12

She has a husband well, she it was a boyfriend for a while, but they got married,

39:14

and they never got They did porn on their

39:16

wedding night. Isn't that so much

39:17

fun? They got, like, Hawaiians.

39:18

Who who is this bitch?

39:20

Can't remember, but she's just like when we on, she comes up straight She's Asian and

39:23

he's French, but they're both French, but she's

39:25

Asian French. No. You gotta give

39:28

me in name here. You can't just give us nothing. I wanna say this, bitch. night.

39:30

It was Twitter night to follow her.

39:32

Well, my boyfriend

39:33

just

39:33

brings up pornhub and we find her. And I Oh,

39:35

you guys watch

39:37

torn together. Hell -- Yeah. -- it's

39:39

I I think it's better to because she's

39:41

taking a look at his fat body. No. I

39:43

like it. I think

39:45

I think it's better to save porn. It's

39:48

really exhausting body. Because

39:48

now it's like such a turn

39:50

on for me. Like, even with the little gifts, I'm like, oh,

39:52

whereas, you know, I'm not like desensitized.

39:55

So you

39:55

think if you brought porn to the relationship earlier

39:58

Or even

39:58

younger for me? As if this is my first time ever 000.

40:00

She's in life. She's in a train of

40:02

life.

40:03

Yeah. I haven't watched porn with my chick yet, but

40:05

I'll probably get there. It's fun. That's It's

40:07

like group sex book, not the jealousy of it,

40:09

you know. Right.

40:11

Yeah.

40:12

What kept what's that reporting? So

40:13

so you don't know this chick's name, French couple. Okay. Yeah.

40:15

But they didn't like everything. They and

40:17

I like watching

40:20

it. Annal sometimes because it's a little old. Do you do anal ever? No.

40:22

No. No. I'm I'll save it for the future. Have you done

40:24

a butt plug? No.

40:25

Not even a butt plug? No. But it

40:27

can be will Monday. That's

40:30

it. We need to got one in right now. Katie's butt is gonna be in Houston.

40:33

Yeah. I was at the club. To the

40:35

show. Ring bump clubs.

40:37

I like that. You know,

40:40

maybe send guys, if you wanna send Katie butt

40:42

plugs here at the studio, the more interesting, the

40:44

more Irish, the better, there's ones that there's

40:46

a whole selection of Clover like

40:48

one.

40:48

An Emerald? Yeah. An Emerald's A

40:51

Shelly. A potato. A Shelly.

40:53

A Shelly. I mean, I mean, we

40:55

got potato butt there.

40:57

Any that was any sort of lucky charm

40:59

shape. Yeah. Question. Yes.

41:02

Just because

41:02

maybe this might be the perk that I'm talking.

41:05

What are the lucky

41:08

charm, dry grains?

41:10

Also in the shapes of the fucking marshmallows?

41:12

Nope. What are they?

41:14

Think we actually remember that alright. They already have lucky charms

41:16

in Ireland.

41:17

Because it's fucking racist. It's

41:19

fucking what's a figure. I'll roll

41:21

their eyes. Yeah. Too

41:24

too many tourists. We're, like, haggleable, lucky charms. We're, like, fuck

41:26

this shit. No. You have lucky charms and

41:28

I have It's, like, Water and Count

41:31

Truck. You on Africa. It came

41:34

in recently in, like, the American

41:36

section of, like, big stores, but, like,

41:38

none of the regular stores had it. And I didn't have a

41:40

grown up. The first time I saw it was

41:42

in America. It's just a bowl

41:43

of sugar anyway. Nobody eats that much

41:45

sugar in Ireland. Oh, look at it. Is

41:47

it exiting us? No. I don't know.

41:49

This is like I mean, technically That

41:51

looks

41:51

like a four leaf clover. That one looks

41:52

like a fucking I think balloon. Yeah.

41:55

Some some people think they're

41:57

crosses in Jesus Fish. Jesus

41:59

Fish? Yeah. The

42:01

Jesus Fish. You know,

42:03

walks on water. It's mudslip right now. But

42:05

that's just

42:05

that's not Jesus. That was a

42:07

that was a great it was a great fish joke, guys.

42:09

It

42:09

was a They walk some water and water. Mud

42:12

skipper. I don't get it.

42:13

They walk some water.

42:15

Did another reference.

42:18

Guys, pulp up

42:19

mud skipper walking on water. It's gonna be

42:21

as you also fish. Isn't there

42:22

actually something called the Jesus fish? Because

42:24

it's all wet water. Oh, I don't know. Oh, no. I'm thinking of the actual

42:26

the lake that I didn't even put in cars.

42:28

Yeah. It's a little shape.

42:33

So

42:33

they don't walk on water. They walk on land. Is that

42:35

what you mean? What

42:37

is

42:37

mud? If it's not half water, half land, they

42:40

walk on water as much as they walk

42:42

on land. Walking on water is a a different thing. It's a

42:44

fact. Looks

42:44

like me. You remember Muddy mudskipper?

42:46

Yeah. Yeah. It

42:50

sure

42:50

sucked. It wasn't

42:51

on the couch. It wasn't on rent

42:53

and stimpy.

42:54

Oh, that's

42:55

what it was. Buddy Muscular

42:57

was on rent and

42:59

stimpy. Yeah. That's cool. Thing

43:02

looks A picture of

43:04

slumped.

43:04

Dude, it's so

43:08

bizarre. Very are. That's a weird one.

43:10

Alright. Louisiana high school

43:12

secretary forced to resign after texting

43:14

a colleague that

43:16

MLK day

43:17

was Enward Day.

43:19

Jesus. Did she say Enbridge? Or did

43:22

she say What's

43:22

her show start on guests? Let's see.

43:26

She's got Hold on. Let's see. Next week, I've got a schedule to make a bigger

43:28

shot. I can barely read it.

43:30

Next week, I've got a schedule if you'd like

43:32

to fill out where we

43:34

will know.

43:34

Oh, the green chan, you read it because I I can't my eyes. Let's talk to the green. Okay. She

43:36

said

43:37

next week, you gotta

43:37

schedule I wanna close my eyes right now. I can't see

43:39

the green.

43:42

She says, yes,

43:46

ma'am, she says n

43:48

word day, L0L, Martin Luther King.

43:50

Mark Luther

43:52

King. I'll

43:52

mark with the king. Well, she's talking about

43:53

something different. Edward Day,

43:55

LOL, Mark Luther King. And then he

43:58

says, say, what? Where'd that

44:00

come from? And Oh, I see

44:02

black. We I don't know. I mean, I

44:03

thought it was a white guy originally, but he said, say,

44:05

what? If the black guy if the black guy,

44:08

she deserves this. If this if this is

44:10

white on white crime and this guy ratted her out

44:12

for simply making an n word joke and

44:14

a text message, I mean, come on, dude.

44:16

Where we what what world do we

44:18

live in? Tax messages should be off limits. Can I say

44:19

that? She keeps calling it Mark Luther King

44:21

Day too, which is so funny.

44:23

I will not anybody ever takes

44:26

my text messages and use them against me just so

44:28

you know, Shannon speaking to you, just so

44:30

you know that doesn't count. I won't even I won't

44:32

even reply to it. Just so you know, it doesn't

44:34

even register because it's not a real thing.

44:36

Text messages are fucking

44:38

whispers into the

44:38

universe. It should never be heard by by by

44:40

She said I'm sorry. Who did she mean to

44:42

send it to? You. Yeah. She was like, let's

44:44

see. Oh, very sorry coach. I didn't mean to send the

44:46

the first text to you. Please forgive me. Jesus.

44:49

So first of all, if he's the coach of

44:51

a team, I was feeling he has a

44:53

soft spot. Oh, she accidentally sent it to

44:55

him for Mark Luther

44:56

King. For Marko. He's got

44:56

a soft

44:57

spot. Yeah. All the white kids on the

44:59

team. Hell yeah.

45:04

Mark Luther King Day, the fact that she that's what

45:06

she thinks it's called. When she lives

45:08

in America, she's a teacher --

45:09

Yeah. -- and she thinks it's called Mark Luther

45:11

King's Day. I mean, look, it's unfortunate if the coach

45:13

is black. And it sounds like he is. He said, say what? He

45:15

was like, what? Say what? He was

45:17

crazy. Yeah. Girl,

45:20

If he's black, then she fucked up. She that's like the universe.

45:22

And by the way, everyone has that story.

45:25

Right? Where they accidentally sent

45:28

a text message to a person that they shouldn't have

45:30

sent it to. Uh-huh.

45:31

I did it once to somebody who I

45:33

was sitting at a table with. Yeah. Yeah.

45:35

Yeah. I

45:35

was literally text seeing somebody else

45:38

at the table, and then I accidentally

45:40

about this guy, and then I sent it to Then

45:42

my my girl told me on the first date, we had she

45:44

told me story where she was on a date with a guy.

45:46

It was just going really bad. So then she, like, texted her friends, being, like, hey, this is

45:48

fucking horrible. Like, I gotta get out of

45:50

this. And she accidentally sent it to him.

45:54

And he

45:54

just, like, he's, like, looking at his phone. He looks up. It's

45:56

so easily done. I did the same

45:59

thing too. I'd probably have it

46:01

a lot. Actually I see. She's just,

46:03

like,

46:03

alright. This is over. Yeah.

46:04

No. No. She,

46:05

like, tried to apologize, and it just he

46:07

just got, like, fucking, like, you know,

46:09

fuck

46:09

you. You just Jesus. Yeah. Reproving a role. You can

46:12

in that moment,

46:12

you can fucking be funny. Right? And, like, if

46:15

if the there's a moment to

46:17

turn that disaster something like a moment where she's

46:19

like, this guy a fucking Like, handled it, like and then it breaks the ice because if

46:22

the date's going awkward and boring, like, what's

46:24

your first date? Like, look, dude,

46:26

if you it can go bad. Like, it

46:28

could just be this awkward thing, whatever the the

46:30

dynamic there isn't

46:30

there, the chemistry isn't there. But he

46:32

acted like a little bitch about So Yeah.

46:35

No. I've done I sent a screenshot of a guy's messages to

46:37

him. And then the other day I was texting

46:39

my boyfriend, Bitch, and he was

46:42

he texted

46:44

back to that person responding, like, no, he definitely didn't mean that. And

46:46

then the person replied, what? And he was like,

46:48

oh, never mind then for someone else that he texted me,

46:50

like, I just responded about you visiting

46:53

to the car. Time. I was like,

46:55

Jesus. Yes. But you it's just because it's in your

46:57

head and Well, you're thinking about yeah. You're

46:59

thinking about the other person. Like, that happened

47:01

one other time my son's mother when I was lying about

47:03

quitting smoking weed, I

47:04

used to always lie to her, like, yeah, quit smoking weed. It

47:06

was just the most it was the stupidest thing in the

47:08

world. I shouldn't have had to do

47:10

that. Mhmm. But she

47:12

made you. She

47:12

didn't make

47:13

me. I was just trying to, like, give her something.

47:15

So all the other shit that I did

47:17

that -- Yeah.

47:17

-- that So yeah. Remember, I just

47:20

texted her one time being, like, being, like,

47:22

hey, if if Beatrice asks, I was

47:24

at Gary Beater's house. I

47:26

was texting was texting Dave. And

47:28

luckily, I also wrote, I was like, I was a really smoking

47:30

weed. But I don't want her to

47:32

know. But if I didn't include that part, it would have

47:34

just seemed like it was cheating. So I I,

47:36

you know, and I was. She's not

47:38

a Gary Beater. Yeah.

47:42

Let's see. So, yeah, should she have to

47:44

resign, I

47:46

guess, you know, you fucked up. You

47:47

know, it's just the world. You know, it's a big

47:50

step to put a

47:51

hard r n word. And

47:53

No. You fucked

47:54

up. It's over. I mean, calling it's over. And

47:56

calling Martin Luther King. David, she

47:58

should all let me fight for ignorance.

48:00

Yeah. Yeah.

48:01

Yeah. Ironically. Ironically, she Wait.

48:04

Was she is she like a old white

48:06

woman? I

48:08

don't know. She sounds like she's a hilarious young woman. Can we

48:10

see what

48:10

she looks like? Oh, she's the one. She looks

48:13

Yeah. She looks good. What was

48:15

she thinking?

48:17

This poor old

48:18

lady. I'm like, dude. She's just thinking it

48:19

sounds like she named the town she's

48:22

from. Hold

48:24

on.

48:25

Gonna find a -- Gonna find a crowville.

48:27

-- with me. Got it. Sorry,

48:28

Zach. It

48:29

was all the way down there. Yeah. I had

48:31

to get down there. So

48:33

yeah. I mean, I guess, the fuck it, you

48:35

know, deserves to be fired. She's

48:37

old anyway. She should retire anywhere. Like,

48:39

two minutes

48:39

ago. She resigned. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

48:41

So that by the way, like, all that is is she's still getting paid. She still

48:44

gets a pension. Yeah. So it doesn't mean anything.

48:46

Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

48:48

That's that. You'd all

48:50

agree. Of all the people in your phone not to

48:52

text the n word too, it's coach. Yeah.

48:54

Yeah. It's so weird because once in a while, me

48:56

and my friends will make n word jokes like,

48:58

off Legion mechanics and realize podcast, and now it feels more

49:00

awkward. Yeah. Like, on the podcast, it feels

49:02

like it's more of an appropriate place.

49:06

I was I was watching this documentary about this

49:08

body builder who killed her.

49:10

Sally? Sally.

49:11

Sally. Yeah.

49:11

Yeah. So now I'm lifting weights again, so I just

49:14

wanna, like, watch anything

49:16

bodybuilding related. So that's how I

49:18

ended up on that. But at one point,

49:20

she was talking about how she was dating

49:22

a black I Lewis also

49:24

watches anything where a black

49:26

stepdad gets shot. No. But

49:30

she she was, like, she's talking about how her family called her an n word

49:32

lover. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And I remember just,

49:34

like, she said it and then, like, it was, like,

49:37

just hearing it out of my white print is about the mainstream

49:39

media now. It just comes off of

49:41

so like sort of out there. Right?

49:44

I was listening to

49:46

an audiobook and it was just they were talking about Martin Luther King and they they were quoting

49:48

Martin Luther King and this it was, like, a guy with, like, a

49:50

British accent, and he he just said it.

49:52

And it was just so, like,

49:54

it just like, it hits you in a

49:56

different angle. You know, it's very funny, like, how you've been, like, trained

49:58

like, just even in, like, mainstream movies,

50:00

you just more movies were will

50:03

to sort of go there, even sort of exploring that topic, exploring

50:05

that word. Like, now I feel like there's no

50:07

movies that even wanna even touch it

50:10

-- Yeah. -- at

50:10

all. Like Which is fine. No.

50:14

I can't come without feeling that

50:16

word in the I don't need to come in

50:18

this movie theater. It appears I need

50:20

to come. You get used to it? But

50:23

even the first time they drop it in Django, when he goes

50:25

by on the horse and just the ram, the

50:27

guy goes, oh, on a

50:30

horse. Yeah. If you go whoa. Yeah. And then throughout the

50:32

movie, you're like,

50:32

oh. Also, like -- Yeah. -- American

50:35

accents, you pronounce the letter. How do you

50:37

say it? Like, we say or you

50:40

say I r. Like, it's already a really hard letter.

50:42

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

50:44

It's a

50:45

yeah. Yeah. It was It's

50:46

look. The reality is like, you can't like,

50:50

I I think on stage, it's almost impossible now

50:52

to get a laugh with it. Like, I'd say, I

50:54

to even attempt it, you know, like, I'm gonna really take

50:56

the

50:57

chance. Like, you

50:57

know, really I don't really think you

51:00

got that perfect fucking joke

51:02

on stage. The context of a podcast when

51:04

you're trying to be funny, I think it can still be

51:06

funny. But even that I've been doing fucking

51:08

edgy jokes on podcasts and

51:10

Rachel jokes for a long time. It just

51:12

hits different in the room. Like, when we're doing Legion mechanics

51:14

live and from an audience, If we do a joke, it

51:16

better be really fucking funny if we're gonna say

51:18

it in that room. Yeah. Because if it

51:20

doesn't, it falls very flat and it just kinda comes off

51:22

as awkward. And that's not

51:24

us being pussy. That is just the, you

51:26

know, society is training. And that's

51:28

probably the good thing. That's the good thing.

51:30

Right? We're society is we're

51:32

saying, like, yeah, it's kind of an ugly word. These are

51:34

hateful words. You should sort of, like,

51:36

be a little bit

51:38

more just if your comedian just be fucking careful, better be funny

51:40

or at the very least the attempt better be so funny that

51:42

other comedians are gonna be like, I was trying to be funny.

51:44

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like -- Yeah. -- it's

51:46

a very very weird tight rope to walk, but I've personally

51:48

noticed just certain jokes. You can't really say

51:50

rape on stage anymore. That word when

51:52

you say it

51:54

on stage, It

51:55

just makes the room everyone. Even guys that

51:57

are fans of meeting the fans. Even women

51:59

saying rape, they they pull back. Like I

52:01

said, they just pulled back. Yeah. They they the whole

52:04

time they're yelling at

52:06

me. It's it is

52:08

weird though because I think yeah.

52:10

They just get really uncomfortable, and then you're looking at these girls. And they're

52:12

like, I've raped or I've been

52:13

raped. So, you know, it's like so -- Yeah. --

52:15

it's just a rape is like It is

52:18

an interesting thing,

52:20

and then that's sort of the shift of comedy, and that's, you know, negative positive.

52:22

Or you wanna look at, but that's sort of the

52:24

effects of cancel culture. Right? Is everyone is

52:27

just, like, very sort of like overthinking and cautious with the

52:29

words that they choose to use and decide

52:31

that they use whether that's good or bad, is it

52:33

good for society, probably is it good

52:35

for comedy? Definitely think the funniest

52:38

comedy is, like, you know, takes those

52:40

chances. And if you're afraid to take those chances

52:42

with whatever words. Right? If you're

52:44

afraid because

52:44

you're, like, that I'm gonna get canceled. Not because

52:46

you don't think there's something funny there. Because there's definitely a

52:48

lot of funny -- Yeah. --

52:49

if you could find funny rape jokes, you

52:51

could find funny jokes with the n word or f word or whatever

52:53

words you're gonna fucking say, unquestionably. And you

52:56

could I can give David Tal, any word in

52:58

the world. He'll make a funny joke out

53:00

of it. I promise you right now. He, in fact, he had a

53:02

great and word joke back of the day. He's,

53:04

like, he goes,

53:06

he's, like, like, he said it's on the midget.

53:08

He's like, oh, he can't call him midget anymore. That's offensive. He was like, well, I'm not gonna call him floor nakers.

53:10

I and it's I

53:13

mentioned we used to call him back in my

53:16

day. And that's a

53:18

hilarious fuck. It's unquestionably a really

53:20

funny joke you know,

53:22

so to sit there and say it can't be

53:23

done, it can one hundred percent be done, you just

53:25

have to fucking be good at it. And the

53:28

problem is

53:28

you know, comics in general who are supposed to be taking handsome and

53:30

be ballsy, they go, oh, shit, I don't wanna fucking

53:32

get caught saying something dumb. So they

53:35

carefully construct everything. And they treat, like, sets that are going

53:38

on YouTube. Like, it's the tonight show

53:40

now, and it's not

53:41

Mhmm. I think it takes a wrong people to catch wind

53:43

of it, and then they start sharing

53:45

around for the wrong reasons and Yeah. Of

53:47

course. Well, it's also, like, there's also just a lot

53:49

of comics who are doing it and it's not

53:51

funny. So they're actually making it

53:52

possible. Are there are there a lot of comics saying the n

53:54

word? Don't think they're all. Oh, no. Not I

53:56

don't know. I don't know. I don't

53:58

know. Specifically

53:58

the anime, but let's say, like, you'll hear male comics

54:00

make a joke joke about raping, but it's like not

54:02

funny. It's like, oh, it just sounds like you just raped.

54:04

I'm not The problem is in the, like, younger comic

54:07

world. I I'm I'm you're you're you're professional

54:09

at this point. You're not even doing

54:11

open mics and shit. You're

54:13

still involved with, I think, the scene more and, like,

54:15

the younger comments that you know people, you go to shows,

54:17

like, in Brooklyn and shit. And there's, like, like, younger

54:19

comics that are doing a lot of horse shit. I

54:21

just don't know many comics that are at, like, a higher

54:24

level that are that are doing jokes

54:26

where you're, like, oh, fuck dude, cringe. Like, like --

54:28

Yeah. No. -- if I hear

54:30

somebody in a comedy store or the

54:32

seller or the stand for the most part, doing a rape

54:34

joke. Most of the time, it's a pretty well

54:36

constructed joke. Right? Yeah.

54:38

You're right.

54:38

So, yeah, I think there's probably a lot of that. I just don't know, like, you you know,

54:40

I you hear

54:41

about that a lot back. All these guys think they can

54:43

just throw the n word around I

54:45

don't know. With the exception of Legion

54:47

of

54:47

Skincare, I don't really know many people

54:50

that are -- That's true. I don't

54:51

know. -- throwing that word around into curiosity, we're

54:53

fucking funny, and I'll I'll I'll defend

54:55

that to the fucking death that we've we're funny,

54:57

and we've always attempted to be funny. We're not

54:59

being fucking hateful. But it has

55:02

definitely

55:02

changed. Even in in ten years, I'll

55:04

say this much. I I

55:07

took

55:07

my chick to go see

55:09

book of Mormon. And

55:12

I've seen book of Mormon now, I think, four

55:13

times. And I saw when it first opened, like, a

55:15

decade ago or even more than that. Right? And when

55:17

it first opened,

55:20

I don't

55:20

know if you've seen book of Mormon, but there's a, you know, the whole premise of

55:22

the movie is these Mormon these Mormons end up

55:24

getting sent to Africa to try to sign up

55:26

people to become Mormons in Africa.

55:28

And they get there and it's just despair and everyone has AIDS and

55:30

they're raping babies to get rid of their AIDS. And it's, like, really,

55:32

like, it's it's so funny. It's so funny.

55:34

But it's really, like, you know, like,

55:38

I mean, they're literally they're singing songs about raping

55:40

babies. It's fucking -- Right. -- it's so

55:42

dark and it's really funny. It made by

55:44

the makers of South Park. But

55:46

I remember just over the years, like, watching it back in the

55:48

day and it it fucking killed. And then I I remember I saw

55:50

it again a few years later. The next episode was, like,

55:52

five or six years later, and the audience

55:55

was so up tight about some of these things. You just

55:57

watch them like gas. Like, oh my god. And you just see,

56:00

like, you know, they're just being through

56:02

media and through --

56:03

Yes. -- whatever else is.

56:06

We're being trained to sort of drive me if I'm wrong,

56:08

but

56:08

I believe post pandemic they train

56:10

for the show. Oh, no.

56:13

I think they

56:13

cut out a couple

56:15

jokes. Did they? You

56:16

might wanna look it up. I'm pretty sure at

56:18

least one or two parts of it were

56:21

slightly changed.

56:21

I spent.

56:22

They reflect modern whatever. I

56:24

spent three hundred dollars on tickets for

56:27

that, and I refreshed when I was buying the tickets,

56:29

so I guess it made it for that day.

56:31

So, like, two months later when I went to bring my boyfriend,

56:33

there was no tickets. No. So just

56:35

to true three hundred into the

56:37

air. And I tried call, never time, but

56:39

they make it so fucking

56:40

A trail three hundred, and they tried to talk to trail a trail. So I never got to see it.

56:41

But I will one day. Great show. Really good. That's really

56:43

all. Although,

56:44

I guess, it's different. It

56:47

it but it's true. Like, I'll say I'll say content stage.

56:49

And when I first said it, I saw how people pulled back

56:51

whenever I wrote a joke about it and they laughed, so

56:53

it's fine. But it's like,

56:56

Yeah. There is, like, a weird thing. Why would why can't I say content

56:58

America? It's a weird thing. What's the different here?

57:00

A certain word, sir. And look, I I

57:03

look, I still make jokes about rape, but I saw

57:05

me joke I saw me joke about everything on stage, but I I think it's

57:07

definitely a a tight rope because you have to

57:09

walk in to dying sort of form

57:11

of of comedy. You

57:13

know, we're not not really seeing younger economics that have taken those

57:16

chances. We're doing this at Skank Festors. We're actually we're

57:18

doing a the first ever new

57:20

and nasty group, which could be

57:22

like our own version of new

57:24

faces for like just younger comics that are coming up

57:26

that are taking those fucking chances that are trying to

57:28

fucking do shit. That, you know, we're

57:30

gonna fucking and we're gonna we're gonna hook it up.

57:32

We're giving them, like, nice fucking rooms, we'll find them out.

57:34

Put them up. It's not gonna be, like, a lot of these

57:36

other fucking festivals. They, you know, it's all in

57:38

your own time. So yeah, if you

57:40

guys aren't if you're as a young comedian

57:42

watching this show, go to

57:44

steakfish dot com and you guys

57:46

can submit be a part of that show just to be part of the festival in

57:48

general. Yeah. Skatefell dot com.

57:50

It's gonna be a great time. Alright. We got a

57:52

little bit

57:54

of time left here. Let's go to the UK's ugliest dog

57:56

contest. This is very exciting. I love an

57:58

ugly dog. I've been trying to get an ugly dog for

58:00

the studio for a long

58:00

time, but not just an ugly dog sort of

58:03

freaky dog that was in a fire. That's his tongue

58:04

like fucking Three legged dog. Long

58:07

tongue. Isn't enough. Three legged dog is too normal for

58:09

me. I need a two legged dog.

58:11

We're

58:11

like, but two front legs are gone. They're just, like, away with the rack and high

58:14

with the wheels. No. I

58:15

want the

58:15

back legs. Came through. Yeah. They gotta

58:18

be

58:18

able to jump around and and dance. So, yeah,

58:20

I've

58:21

seen those tuck. Or just lie on the ground and

58:23

we can laugh at it. I want the frigate or the better. Sometimes

58:25

like the bottom of its fucking mouth is blown off and

58:27

it's just a tongue hanging out

58:29

of a hole. Here's some

58:31

scary dogs. We've been

58:32

into some freaky dogs. Freaky dogs. I love them. The

58:34

freaky are the better. But that's not what this is.

58:37

This is simply ugly dogs. It's more offensive to

58:39

be honest with you than the freaky

58:41

dogs. Shanna pull up some of these when is this contest,

58:43

first of all? Oh my god. My god. This

58:45

is paid between.

58:46

Yeah. She is a she's

58:48

a part Chinese crusted part pug.

58:51

Jesus. And so the the

58:53

contest is, like, currently underway, and they're

58:55

gonna announce the winners in about a month, it said.

58:57

Here's it. I don't feel like this one

58:59

very slowly.

58:59

That's

59:00

a normal looking dog. That's exactly. Yeah.

59:02

It seems like a funny. Normal looking

59:05

dog.

59:05

Hey, bud. Eye is

59:07

Oh, he's got one eye. Oh, his eye is gone, but

59:08

he's cute. He is cute still. Yeah.

59:10

It's blue.

59:11

This one also I feel

59:13

like it's cute.

59:16

That's

59:16

not ugly dog at all. That's not you. Yeah. That's not

59:17

ugly. But he is in

59:18

the running. Here's another That one looks

59:20

like that's

59:21

hi. That was at Skankfest, like, Like,

59:23

is

59:23

that the same one that we just

59:24

saw there? This is Holly dot org. Well, the ones

59:26

that always win this, they look like the dog

59:29

from scary stories to tell us where

59:31

the girl went to max a cow and

59:33

thought she got a was

59:33

rat. They always look like

59:36

that. What's

59:37

with these long tongue? The

59:38

long tongue out the one

59:39

side is great.

59:42

These are all different dogs now. Yes. Humans need

59:43

to stop. This this is the same as

59:45

the last one, though. This is Peggy. Oh,

59:47

she's so kind of

59:49

cute.

59:49

Wanna fucking a tongue that ever had. That was fine. How

59:51

does she eat? Probably on

59:54

one side. These

59:57

are two other ones. Yeah.

59:58

Those are just adorable.

1:00:01

Dogs are endearing. I've seen

1:00:03

uglier British people today.

1:00:04

Yeah. These

1:00:05

are cute dogs.

1:00:07

Q pop. Okay. Q little pop

1:00:09

right there. Yeah.

1:00:12

I fucking got my sister's

1:00:14

daughter a golden

1:00:16

Coming next month. Really? Yeah. Nice.

1:00:18

They're great

1:00:19

dogs. Yeah.

1:00:20

They are really

1:00:20

great dogs. I just fell off a eighty

1:00:23

foot cliff and survived What?

1:00:25

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad had to go down and get a boat

1:00:27

and go over and get

1:00:28

it. And then for years of hours, it

1:00:30

does hurt. He, like, hurt his leg? Well, she

1:00:32

she hurt her leg, and then she

1:00:34

was fine, but when you look at the window, she'd be

1:00:36

fine. But then when you go out to play with her,

1:00:38

she'd limp. So she was like,

1:00:39

for years,

1:00:40

just fake to limp. Wow.

1:00:43

Yeah. Weird. Some

1:00:43

issues getting fucking more attention for

1:00:46

that. Very nice. Very nice. Yeah. I'm

1:00:48

getting my my the dog was supposed

1:00:50

to come the day after we got back

1:00:52

from Puerto Rico, we're doing a family vacation to Puerto Rico this year. And

1:00:54

now it's a little fucked up. It's coming a

1:00:56

couple weeks later that we're very excited about this

1:00:58

new dog in the house.

1:01:00

Nice.

1:01:01

You

1:01:01

know? That's what I say. When you're having marital problems, throw an extra soul

1:01:03

in the house. A brand new soul.

1:01:05

That's a little new

1:01:08

distraction. Pissed shit on everything. You know when you when you're really when the apart

1:01:10

and pissing shit. That's what I say. Yeah.

1:01:12

As long as it's cute

1:01:13

though, I think you can

1:01:16

It is it is very bad day. Listen to fight about

1:01:17

instead of fighting about each other, you know, it's nice. Yeah.

1:01:19

I changed did I did

1:01:20

I talk about some of the show that I changed my

1:01:23

vacation officially, Zach, down? Not

1:01:25

doing it. I I rented a villa in

1:01:27

Puerto Rico initially, and my my sister's

1:01:29

husband was supposed to come, but now

1:01:31

he's not coming. So I was like, I'm a and

1:01:33

he's he's Mexican. So he, like, dude, he'll fucking he'll

1:01:36

clean, he'll cook the yard work. Fucking

1:01:38

fix the fucking place. This

1:01:40

guy's fucking He's great, dude.

1:01:42

He's really great. My sister's a fucking

1:01:44

lazy taker. She's just gonna wanna be

1:01:46

fucking things to be given to her. So

1:01:48

now I'm paying for vacation

1:01:50

for the whole family. Now I'm cooking. I'm fucking

1:01:52

cleaning. It's pissing me off even thinking about it right

1:01:54

now. So I took the hit and I just rented

1:01:56

us like a a

1:01:58

decent hotel are in the lounge for the

1:01:59

bath. Few restaurants on the at the hotel will go fucking charge it to

1:02:01

the room just fucking not even think

1:02:03

about it. That's that's

1:02:05

lovely. I've never been to Puerto Rico. It's gonna be nice.

1:02:07

We got a big

1:02:10

big sweet. My chick's coming. We're gonna be

1:02:12

in one room. The kids in another room.

1:02:14

My aunt in another

1:02:15

room. It's gonna be fucking it's a good time. That's good for

1:02:17

your

1:02:17

sanity. Good for my aunt. So, like, when you like, I

1:02:20

was thinking about it, dude. Like, the villain Puerto Rico is

1:02:22

different. Right? So

1:02:24

we have chef. We have a personal clean

1:02:26

up after us all the time. Private beach, private pool. It's like it's a different

1:02:28

thing. This was this was just a villa

1:02:30

with the beach in a pool, and it was nice,

1:02:34

but it was gonna be, like, they have to leave to go get food with my

1:02:36

eighty five year old ant, rent a car, pack everybody

1:02:38

up as too much. We're on the premises right now

1:02:40

of a a

1:02:42

nice fucking resort hotel. It's not

1:02:44

all inclusive, so it's not like shitty food. It's just a

1:02:46

regular hotel. Get a fucking

1:02:48

wheelchair for my aunt. There's a

1:02:50

casino. There's kids club. There's a fucking giant slide. There's fucking, you know,

1:02:52

some hoes all over the place. Kids

1:02:53

love a blast. I look at this is

1:02:55

sprinklers for you. Like, that's gone

1:02:58

It's so out. Perks. Yeah.

1:02:59

I am on Perks. Yeah. But I'm excited

1:03:02

about this. It

1:03:03

should be it should be

1:03:05

a very fun Time. Shannon, what is

1:03:08

this tweet or night? I was

1:03:10

brainwashed by a toxic diet

1:03:12

culture. And now I celebrate my

1:03:14

curves, please. Totor

1:03:26

night.

1:03:26

Let's see. Okay. So this was this

1:03:27

is her before and this I'll tell tell Dylan to

1:03:29

grab me a number 101 on a spinach wrap.

1:03:31

I can start eating at one.

1:03:34

I'm starving. Thank you. This is

1:03:36

her. Okay. She's hot. Alright. Hell yeah. This is

1:03:38

tight. Tight Shannon. Tight

1:03:40

all day. Love it.

1:03:42

This

1:03:42

is before before why

1:03:44

would she

1:03:45

change anything? So

1:03:46

like I said, so so this was her when she

1:03:48

was obsessed with diet culture. Well,

1:03:50

being hot. And

1:03:51

now she said she embraces her curve, so this

1:03:53

is her now. Oh, she's

1:03:55

tighter now. She's oh, look at her legs

1:03:57

though. They're a little fucking

1:03:59

I actually have her Instagram that we

1:04:00

have. We'll sell you, Ivy. Is that is that a cellulite

1:04:02

in her

1:04:03

legs? Yeah. That's

1:04:04

not the same person. Is that?

1:04:06

So hold on. This is she edited her photo

1:04:08

sale growth. To see how girls on my explore

1:04:10

footage to do it. No joke. We're still editing photos

1:04:12

like

1:04:12

this. I mean, look, what do you want me to

1:04:14

say? You look better without the cellulite. She

1:04:16

posed a lot of untouched weight. I saw one that was Look, here's the

1:04:18

thing. Right? Straight up. This bitch

1:04:21

is tweed. Unquestionably toyed. She

1:04:23

got a little bit of thickness to

1:04:24

her. She's still fucking hot. Like, you

1:04:26

know, but let's get real. You know,

1:04:28

you could probably just fucking use a little Photoshop

1:04:30

or Ruske. We have the technology.

1:04:33

God put the technology they're free to

1:04:34

use. That's what I

1:04:35

say. Still tight

1:04:37

though. Hot chick. For

1:04:39

coffee is up. Beautiful girl.

1:04:41

Beautiful girl. But here's the thing. That shot right there. I'm like, Laura, go go

1:04:43

to the warm right there with her belly in

1:04:45

the middle. Right? She's doing

1:04:47

the opposite of It was like

1:04:49

sticking it out. Yes. So here's the

1:04:51

thing. This is twenty seven thousand

1:04:53

likes. She's my problem with

1:04:55

her. Okay? Her her last name is

1:04:57

Arby's. That's hilarious. Oh, you're talking.

1:04:59

So here's my problem. She's doing the

1:05:01

same thing on the but just on the other end of

1:05:03

the spectrum. So other bitches are coming up with

1:05:06

great angles to make themselves look great and they

1:05:08

fucking use filters, need to all the stuff to get likes, and to get people

1:05:10

that like them, and to get attention, and to be

1:05:12

like, oh, you're Look at this first comment by the way.

1:05:14

Listen. Listen.

1:05:16

This bitch she's sticking her fucking belly out to take

1:05:18

advantage of the body positivity

1:05:20

movement. Right? So she's doing this she's just tricking

1:05:22

you with a

1:05:24

different angle. She doesn't look this

1:05:26

dumpy, actually. She's hotter than this. For

1:05:28

sure. She's she's downplaying her

1:05:30

hotness, which is crazy. It's a psychotic way to

1:05:32

do it. But this is what happens when

1:05:34

you're lazy. III was walking through

1:05:36

them on. I I noticed in Victoria's Secret, there's always, like, fat models now. It's all plus

1:05:38

size models in the Victoria's Secret. Mhmm.

1:05:41

And it's, like, being

1:05:44

a model anybody's

1:05:46

a model now? Well, b m you b m

1:05:49

model is inherently like, lazy. We all look at it as, like, it's one of

1:05:51

the laser things. You're born

1:05:52

beautiful. You can start to maintain them. But, no,

1:05:54

this

1:05:54

is what I'm saying. You so you maintain you have

1:05:56

to go to the gym. This I

1:05:59

have very minimal respect for models, but here's

1:06:02

what I respect. They're committed to

1:06:04

looking good. They're committed to their skin care products. They're

1:06:06

committed to going to the gym and looking

1:06:08

good. Having abs eating right,

1:06:10

they sacrifice so we can all look at them and

1:06:12

go like, oh, wow. I wish I could look like that. Those

1:06:14

clothes look great in that person, whatever it is. Right?

1:06:16

Fitness miles, whatever. So now

1:06:18

you're just taking any of the work and

1:06:20

being a model out of it and go you fat dumpy

1:06:22

piece of shit. Stand there. Do

1:06:24

nothing for it. Just eat.

1:06:26

Be lazy. Don't move. Don't

1:06:28

motivate. Don't do anything. Just

1:06:30

be you. And I just I'm

1:06:33

not saying they're bad people, but I have the if the don't respect anybody less

1:06:35

in the world than a fat model.

1:06:37

It is the butt the

1:06:39

bare you literally do nothing. It is below being

1:06:42

fucking homeless. At least homeless people fucking

1:06:44

negativity. Don't eat. It makes

1:06:46

me

1:06:46

sick. What? God, Katie,

1:06:48

have you ever been looking for a swimsuit and been like, yeah, but how does it

1:06:50

look on a retarded girl? I

1:06:52

mean, I've

1:06:53

never thought of that how

1:06:55

would those nipple tassels look on imminently

1:06:57

hand to that person?

1:06:59

Wait.

1:06:59

Can I say something? Yes. You

1:07:01

can. I think it's boat talk because, like,

1:07:03

when I up, had be skinny have small purse. I know my sisters

1:07:05

are, like, seventeen and

1:07:06

twenty. I think Yeah. Seventeen of

1:07:09

us. No. And

1:07:11

then she's beautiful. But no. I think It's

1:07:14

amazing. It's a big earth. But she's

1:07:16

grown up where you have to be

1:07:18

thicker and So You have to be

1:07:20

thicker now? Yeah. Yeah. It's, like, sexier and sexier and sexier and

1:07:22

sexier. And, like, that's great. But it's also, like, no.

1:07:24

It's, like, no. It's, like, oh, well, if you're

1:07:26

too big, that's bad. So for women, you're just

1:07:29

always fuck. You know, you gotta I just never I

1:07:31

love

1:07:31

the ass culture now. Yeah. My check goes

1:07:32

to the gym and she just does abs and and

1:07:35

her ass is fucking righteous. I

1:07:37

was watching she just, like, just squatting the whole time. And I was, like,

1:07:39

that's what you gotta do. Just nonstop. It's just

1:07:41

squat, squat, squat, squat, squat. What a wild

1:07:43

way to be? What a great This is so funny.

1:07:45

You gotta jump in today to wear these pants and just like but

1:07:47

some girls are not. That's all

1:07:48

they do is they just it's an ass

1:07:51

workout. It's a very fast day. My

1:07:53

friend is the best ours. Let's look her up. She's Irish,

1:07:55

and I feel like she's representing Irish women really well now. She's a

1:07:57

workout person. Can we look her up? Shauna

1:07:59

Doyle. Can we do a a

1:08:01

door. A door here. Everybody go follow her

1:08:03

for content in the future.

1:08:05

What kind of I'll I'll show you my girls

1:08:07

ass after this. You're gonna

1:08:08

blow your fucking mind. She has she worked out,

1:08:10

like, she works out every morning, but she

1:08:12

just grew in hours from working out. You can do

1:08:14

that. Yeah. It's

1:08:15

a muscle. Yeah. It's literally

1:08:17

a fucking muscle. It's fucking wild. Good good

1:08:19

for these weather. Well,

1:08:20

people can creep later, but she's Yeah. Okay. Why

1:08:22

don't you grow why don't we grow your ass?

1:08:24

Why don't we do We talk to this

1:08:26

years. Right. Didn't we wherever

1:08:28

that. Were you supposed to grow your ass? I'm gonna

1:08:30

I'm gonna argue them. Were we supposed to grow your ass? Yeah. Well, give me let's go

1:08:32

do the

1:08:33

exercises. Let me do the exercise again.

1:08:35

That was so much fun.

1:08:37

Oh, we

1:08:38

worked out. That's right. What the gym? That was the best. haven't worked since.

1:08:40

Because I'm also skinny

1:08:42

and lazy. Everything you said

1:08:46

I I'm like, I I'm skinny and I'm lazy. We

1:08:48

can get Katie's ass to grow. I think we can

1:08:50

do this. Just fucking get it to I I

1:08:52

guarantee there's an ass workout that within a

1:08:54

year, we'll fucking give you a big giant fat Oh,

1:08:56

yeah. Buy new clothes. It's all it's all today. Or you

1:08:58

keep the old clothes and then the ass is probably the ass

1:08:59

hour. Yeah. I

1:09:00

don't know. Just go assless.

1:09:03

Oh, assless Shapps. Yeah. So

1:09:05

yeah. Look, I still think this shakes tote, but she's

1:09:08

got a fucking you

1:09:11

know, don't blame me. Much

1:09:13

too, but I know you're fucking Look at the

1:09:15

first, did see comment? The love I this. workout content? Let's

1:09:20

go do that anymore.

1:09:21

Yeah. I let's say I understand

1:09:24

that you're trying to normalize everybody and that's great,

1:09:26

but I do miss a lot of the workout

1:09:28

content

1:09:30

and how to even come there. It really helped me

1:09:32

with my motivation. Too bad. This is what

1:09:34

what's that? What was the reply? I wanna

1:09:36

see the reply. You

1:09:37

can be thick and talk about healthy eating. Twenty three replies. Eating healthy. Go to you go to the

1:09:39

first report. I see what

1:09:43

she says. Let's see. Either fighting. Girl,

1:09:45

I love you, but you're you're talking like you never showed you my

1:09:48

business growth

1:09:51

in BTS. You watch my stories every day it's all I never

1:09:53

ever

1:09:53

post. Mhmm. You're a

1:09:55

troll shut up. I post

1:09:57

my food and workouts and

1:09:59

my stories weekly. Yeah. But it's

1:10:02

not motivating to watch you be a fucking tub of You know what? I bet she gets

1:10:04

growers. Girl.

1:10:08

Got, like, feeders. Oh, feeders. Yeah. Like, guys

1:10:10

that because there's guys there's literally whole things that are, like, belly expansion websites.

1:10:15

Or, like, breast expansion, like, dude's, like, watching chicks

1:10:17

grow to Fetish. Yeah. And I

1:10:19

bet that's what her,

1:10:21

like, main supporters are. Argues that are dragging off

1:10:23

to her getting bigger. What is BTS

1:10:26

behind the

1:10:26

scenes? Wow. But also as well as

1:10:29

she has, like, a face full of makeup, like,

1:10:31

the fake eyebrows and so that and that's good for

1:10:33

you, but it's also

1:10:34

like, oh, I'm natural. And I'm like, well, then don't also

1:10:37

It's all it's all fake. Yeah. It's all fake. I

1:10:39

I see this happen all the time. Like, they there's

1:10:41

a whole culture. It's on TikTok a lot, and I'm so

1:10:43

glad I'm not even

1:10:45

on TikTok. I can even

1:10:46

imagine

1:10:47

trying to navigate that landscape with all these fucking young kids that are

1:10:49

just, like, looking for things to jump on to cancel,

1:10:51

looking for things to be pissed off about. But not

1:10:53

even it's just part of, like, fun. Like, you

1:10:55

wanna take that, like, cancel hashtag cancel.

1:10:57

That's like a thing that they do. Yeah. But

1:10:59

part of TikTok culture is like

1:11:04

like acceptance culture. Right? So it's like you'll

1:11:06

be, you know, it'll be, like, a fucking

1:11:08

a bitch with a fucking tooth growing

1:11:11

through a cheek. I'm all comments are, like, you are a

1:11:13

beautiful girl. Like, it's something you put more you put

1:11:15

more lipstick on that tooth. And, like, it's

1:11:16

like, it's a whole weird thing. And

1:11:18

and it's like, what is this? This

1:11:21

is not That

1:11:23

it's nice, though. It's not nice. It's nice.

1:11:23

No. No. I don't

1:11:23

like the I don't like

1:11:24

the cancel stuff, but whatever. Yeah. If

1:11:26

you wanna make people feel No.

1:11:30

It's not real. You're not making them feel good. You make somebody feel

1:11:33

good by getting them to be the best version

1:11:35

of themselves. Fix your face.

1:11:38

Okay? To pretend to condescendly

1:11:40

lie. They saw women. Men don't do this.

1:11:42

So a a woman fucking you know,

1:11:44

she's got a big molt growth where,

1:11:46

like, half her face is, like, melting down.

1:11:48

Right? And then all these women are

1:11:50

going, you're so beautiful. Like, oh my god.

1:11:52

Like, you're just, like, you know, and it's

1:11:55

like you're lying to this girl. How is that not kinda

1:11:57

I'm a saying b mean or troller or shamer, but whatever this culture of

1:11:59

I'm gonna lie to your face

1:12:03

for the fuck of it. I don't really understand what

1:12:05

that's doing. Yeah. And it and and

1:12:07

when you're a genetic freak or deformity like

1:12:09

that, I do feel bad. So it's

1:12:11

not their fault. You're just

1:12:13

a pig and you're just not working out. You know, I'm a fucking bitch. Look at

1:12:15

my fat fucking I have a

1:12:19

fat fucking stomach. I don't get to go

1:12:21

boom, a a walk. Yeah. The problem is, you know, you get shamed. You go. I gotta get to the gym. Yes. As

1:12:23

he

1:12:23

goes, and people are

1:12:26

like,

1:12:27

yeah. He's just infuriating.

1:12:29

Yeah. It's infuriating. Dick, that can be

1:12:31

fun sometimes though. I

1:12:36

find out that we're really martians on

1:12:39

TikTok. You've heard us martians. It told me that we're all really

1:12:43

came from Mars. TikTok's crazy. There was one video.

1:12:45

Hey, the Jews. I don't know. It there was one video and he was

1:12:47

talking about how capitalism is

1:12:50

good. And I was like, Oh, okay. But then he was actually being sarcastic, and

1:12:52

he was saying socialism is good. And I was like,

1:12:54

oh, okay. And in space of a minute, I

1:12:56

went from

1:12:57

capitalism. It comes to socialism. Yeah.

1:12:59

What was the difference? Represents the

1:13:01

best argument in the moment. I'm fucking there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, okay. I'm an idiot, but that's why I

1:13:03

stay out of it because I know I

1:13:08

see that. Even in just these little moments with the

1:13:10

news, with media, with TikTok videos, with I can watch a two minute video on stuff that I'm like,

1:13:14

I'm sold completely. And I go, oh, that's how we are. That's not unique to me. That's

1:13:16

how human beings are. I go like, oh, well, how do

1:13:18

we believe anything? We don't have any we don't

1:13:20

have all the details. There's no way

1:13:22

to even compute all the data. So

1:13:25

why are we living in the sort of,

1:13:27

like, we we live in the information fucking like, biggest moment like, being

1:13:30

able to share information.

1:13:32

It's too much, like, when you go to a nicer or when

1:13:34

you go to a shitty restaurant and they got a fucking book for a menu and they're like, what is going on? When you

1:13:39

go to a nice restaurant, they you limited They go, this is that. This

1:13:41

is that. And right now, we're all sitting there,

1:13:43

staring at this fucking

1:13:47

menu, starving we don't know what we want to fucking eat, and this is how we're gonna

1:13:49

die. It was a great fucking analysis.

1:13:51

Yeah. That was, like,

1:13:52

the president. Cheers, love,

1:13:55

President of Sanchez.

1:13:57

Yeah. It's scary it's scary too because with TikTok, they take a lot of things

1:13:59

out of context. I saw a comment that

1:14:02

we all know, but his

1:14:04

his his

1:14:06

standup was taken and this guy was

1:14:08

saying, like, this is why men are bad to women or

1:14:10

whatever. But I know that standup and I was like,

1:14:13

no, this is just taken out of context and

1:14:15

they think it's like a political but when you when you cut out

1:14:17

fifteen seconds of the joke like

1:14:18

that, I'm like, yeah, it does look like

1:14:21

he's just saying I do think that we it's

1:14:23

you know, luckily, they're doing too much of it, the whole cancel thing. Like, it's it's

1:14:25

just it's gotten too much. Like, so now people sort

1:14:27

of roll their

1:14:30

eyes. Like, where's this girl when you when you started writing the articles about,

1:14:32

like, Nazis and comedy, and then you're, like,

1:14:34

including, like, Joe Hogan and Tim Dillon, you're,

1:14:36

like, it just it's

1:14:38

such a stretch that anybody ninety nine percent

1:14:40

of the people in the world

1:14:42

go, that's retarded. I I can't even I can't even give it any sort of, you know, any

1:14:44

credence or when

1:14:46

any credibility to it. So

1:14:48

I think the the over

1:14:50

the over there being so much

1:14:53

of it is

1:14:55

actually probably good for the

1:14:57

people who are just trying to be funny. Is it care

1:14:59

look, the people who get canceled and the where it sticks, is the people who genuinely racist,

1:15:04

genuinely hurting people genuinely committing

1:15:06

violent crimes for the most part. I'm not saying never. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think the Louis CK was

1:15:08

a big mistake. And I think, honestly, the

1:15:10

industry is even correcting that a little bit.

1:15:15

You see the Kevin Spacey, they give him a lifetime achievement award. Some Was there

1:15:17

any The thing that he got,

1:15:19

like, busted on, didn't he

1:15:22

get exonerated for? Like,

1:15:23

the Was he

1:15:23

the original kid that, like, started the whole thing, I think,

1:15:26

went to trial, and I think it was found Wasn't

1:15:29

it Richard Dreyfus' son? That's the second one. No. I think that was

1:15:32

another one, but I think the the main one that he got

1:15:34

in trouble for. I think and it was, like, was it

1:15:36

a big was it a big news

1:15:38

story? They just were like, yeah. Yeah. Nobody

1:15:39

It's not really canceling for a lot of

1:15:40

comics. It's more like a time out. Like, you were bad. You're

1:15:42

gonna go in the in the big corner

1:15:46

for Kawhi. Like, Louis, Louie cannot get a might he will probably again,

1:15:48

but he he's not gonna get a

1:15:50

major studio deal anytime soon. No. Major studio

1:15:52

deal. Lose as you lose. But that's

1:15:54

massive. Like, he's still rich. He's so

1:15:57

at theaters. It's like Madison Square Garden in next

1:15:59

week. It still doesn't matter, like, you your personal

1:15:59

greatness. Like, it it's

1:16:02

not necessarily just defined by your

1:16:06

which is because he can still make money. He's got a fan base that are

1:16:08

still willing to go spend a lot of money on

1:16:10

tickets. You know, Bobby Kelly said this to

1:16:13

me a long time ago about Louis. Before Louis got canceled,

1:16:15

he was like, we always we're always moving in the goal post. Right? So Louie

1:16:17

won an Emmy at the best television show on

1:16:19

television, Wailever Gardens. So he's

1:16:21

never gonna get an Emmy again over you. Now he's gotta how

1:16:23

do you grow creatively? And if that's all stifled from a

1:16:26

just in

1:16:26

terms of, like, your own personal greatness and

1:16:28

what you're trying to achieve, like, no, that's

1:16:30

being canceled in in a massive way.

1:16:33

In a major major way. So just because he's

1:16:35

rich and just because he's famous still, it doesn't necessarily mean that he wasn't canceled. He's canceled

1:16:39

from a being the best of the best. I told

1:16:41

my son, like, my son watched Secret Life of Pets one and Secret Life Pets two. And he asked me

1:16:43

why Louie wasn't in Secret Life

1:16:46

Pets. He he actually met Louie

1:16:48

before and I told him I was like,

1:16:50

hey, it was canceled. And I I didn't go into the details, you know. And I was like, look, these bitches were asking for it.

1:16:55

No. IIII was like, no. It was I

1:16:57

didn't there's I had to do it in a way where it was, like, palpable for a ten year old. And I

1:17:00

was like,

1:17:03

yeah. He, you know, he used his power as a

1:17:05

comedian to date girls that were maybe younger

1:17:07

than him, and he was maybe, you

1:17:09

know, using that position and then

1:17:11

taking advantage of it. I didn't

1:17:13

go into it anything beyond that. And he was just like he was like, oh, he was so good as Max

1:17:15

and Sierra Caloi pets. I think they should've just let

1:17:18

him know that. Right. Right,

1:17:21

James. He got it. He got it

1:17:23

completely. Alright. We gotta wrap this one. This is yeah. This is gonna

1:17:25

be fucking great, man. Thank you

1:17:28

guys for watching

1:17:31

today's realized podcast. We'll be back on Friday with

1:17:33

another show. I'm trying to make it work, Zach, where

1:17:35

you don't have to come in

1:17:37

by yourself. I'm

1:17:39

fucking trying to figure out how we can get a

1:17:41

fucking podcast out of Minneapolis. But either way, we'll have a show. You guys will have a show on

1:17:43

Friday, other way. Thanks for watching.

1:17:46

We'll check you guys then. Pumps?

1:17:49

Bye. That's

1:17:52

all, folks.