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Fill her up. You're

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listening to the Cash Digital Network.

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1:12

podcast. It's just literally with shaco, man.

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We're in a paperless dude, ultimate minority,

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jointed of Tommy. I got a lot of names. International

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Supersurance Act of Amico. Hey, Don't buddy.

1:21

Jenny. He's a psycho. you know, we don't have

1:23

food. I would double demon this chick with her husband.

1:25

Now he's selling Coke in heaven. Are you fucking

1:28

ready motherfuckers? It's the only

1:30

real part cash left out there. Yeah,

1:38

baby boys, such a boy and show

1:40

you on my porting around a flake cake of things, playing

1:42

out a podcast that's coming at you on a

1:45

Black Friday. Did they

1:47

have to Thanksgiving. Ready

1:49

to fucking everyone should be stuffed

1:52

right now, full of turkey, done arguing

1:54

with your families, done pretending

1:56

to be nice to your your your

1:58

brother's girlfriend or your sister's

1:59

boyfriend or your sister's sisters,

2:02

brother's boyfriend. It sucks. Right?

2:04

Everyone thinks it sucks. I don't think it sucks. I think

2:06

the holidays are great. By the way, we are pre taping this,

2:08

so who knows if that happened? I might have died.

2:10

knows what happened during this holiday season. Got

2:12

a little fucking crazy. Maybe I fucking overdose

2:14

on try to pin. We'll get into it. International

2:16

and superstar Zacatee goes back. Hey,

2:19

buddy. Happy to have you back to my friend, back

2:21

from Texas. Fucking great trip to the and

2:23

take it festival. And down in Houston with our good

2:25

friends at the secret group, how is that? Fucking awesome

2:27

dude. Ten shows. seated. It's fucking

2:29

amazing. Big good for you, dude.

2:31

Which shows is good. Yeah. It's a big fucking deal,

2:33

man.

2:33

Also, you guys know that voice. You fucking love them from

2:35

the no need for apologies podcast. Ladies and gentlemen,

2:37

Derek Gaines, back on the show. There's no

2:39

new jobs. Thanks, rap jobs.

2:41

With the rap guys. With

2:43

the rap guys. And also,

2:45

ladies and gentlemen, back And by the

2:47

way, I fucking loved this girl. There was one guy that

2:50

started trolling me on Twitter about why you haven't fucking

2:52

zebra. Why zio was only trying

2:54

to fuck zia? Let

2:56

me make this very clear. I have you Of course.

2:58

Yeah. Obviously, I wanna fuck zia.

3:00

Who doesn't wanna fuck zia? He's a beautiful

3:02

angel. Okay. She got a great sense of humor.

3:05

She's fucking damaged You know

3:07

she's good in the sack. There's no lazy as

3:09

not a fucking firecracker in the bedroom. Let's

3:11

get real. Ladies

3:14

and gentlemen, see us back on the show. Such

3:15

a nice thing to say about someone. Thank you so

3:17

much.

3:17

You're a guarantee you're a firecracker in the bedroom.

3:20

I think next thing think so. Yeah. Yeah. wanna

3:22

get Nick in here one day. We gotta get Nick to come in. He

3:24

does a podcast with me. I'm still on the call. fun experts

3:26

aren't you fucking channel. The

3:28

only fans. I mean Yeah. We also

3:29

do put it up on only fans. People

3:31

want idly like it. I'll take

3:33

it. No.

3:34

I I think it's a major distraction for your

3:36

only fast content. We haven't

3:37

been putting it up though recently because we moved

3:39

in, so it's just been fact

3:40

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Zia, I'm very happy to have you have to

3:42

show that guy. I said that. And then I quote

3:44

tweeted him because I knew people would be on Zia's

3:47

side. I was like, Zia's great every time she's on the

3:49

show. And also, I don't book the show. Shannon

3:51

books a show. So maybe Shannon wants to do

3:53

a little clam jamming with Derek.

3:54

Can't say no to that.

3:56

Shannon Shannon Yes.

3:58

And you Should I give around a

3:59

lesbian experience? I don't know if you ever discussed this.

4:02

No. I haven't. What's the close what's the gayest thing

4:04

you've done?

4:05

Oh, I mean, it's not it wasn't in a sexual

4:08

context though. I like, a friend

4:10

of mine was thinking about getting her boobs

4:12

done. Mhmm. And so, like, we went we were at

4:14

your pussy. Naturally.

4:17

It's just sucky nose, you know.

4:18

So we were all, like, I was a

4:20

bunch of girls --

4:21

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. -- six years ago, what are

4:23

you doing?

4:24

So we were all shut down. Slow down.

4:26

Slow down. How many girls? Take your time.

4:28

Shut up. Jesus Christ. Not the not the destination.

4:31

So there were girls at

4:33

dinner.

4:34

Segway to Sheryl's just eating

4:36

dinner. Yum!

4:39

But two of the girls came

4:41

with me into the bathroom.

4:42

Two of the girls said, hey, we need to get

4:44

away from the rest of the year. Yep. It's a little Okay.

4:47

Get away from the lease. isolate. So you isolate

4:49

it. Alright.

4:49

Anderson went into the bathroom, and

4:52

I lifted my This way,

4:53

men think. It was regards to that. You got

4:55

the week one away from the rest of the pack

4:57

to isolate it. Alright.

4:59

lifted my

5:00

shirt. Lifted the shirt up. Pulled down

5:02

my bra. Okay.

5:03

And then they, like, touched my boobs.

5:05

And they played with your breasts. Like, are

5:07

your boobs on Shannon? Yes. Oh my god. I didn't

5:09

even know that.

5:09

Will you let will you let Zia right

5:11

now play with your role? Is she let you feel that?

5:13

because Zia or zia is getting me zia

5:15

is fucking hot. Everyone knows that. Biden. But

5:17

Zia's got tiny

5:18

pathetic breasts. You know, I

5:21

mean, just their I think that they're

5:23

they're they're fucking bee stings.

5:25

but

5:25

Xi a problematic way that I can a

5:27

boob. Right? way

5:28

saved. I've been saving for -- Maybe -- most

5:30

donations on Twitch. Shannon

5:31

Cummings let Xi get a feel to see exactly

5:34

what it's is that okay? actually

5:36

met not met that at all. Like, if we

5:38

can do an examination so excited. So we could

5:40

do an examination and -- Wow. -- touched

5:41

a lot of fake boobs.

5:42

The fucking music on, Natalie. how

5:46

they truly are a magical time. Really okay with

5:48

this. Hold on. Okay. Yeah. Obviously. Hold on.

5:50

Turn turn.

5:51

There we go. Hell yeah. Okay. Alright.

5:54

Now play but there we go. Nice.

5:57

Now squeeze them, Jenny, can you stand a

5:59

little less sick

5:59

can

6:03

you stand more like a continental soldier?

6:06

No. Right. You're standing

6:08

in a goddamn voting booth. Where

6:10

are you going? a music

6:13

song. Get this

6:15

shit going. Do a do a little more slowly.

6:17

Really, really get in there. Okay? Now

6:19

squeeze a little bit, see you. Exammit. Now what about

6:21

can you get you feel the nipples a little bit? Is that possible?

6:24

Treat it like a way more of a minute. Right.

6:26

Go on. She'll once you let her go up

6:28

underneath your shirt and feel out of the Bronx.

6:30

Stop being an idiot. She didn't count

6:32

it.

6:32

My hands are freezing. I would feel like

6:34

not very Shut up the

6:36

fuck up the end. Shut up.

6:38

Shannon, thank you for that, actually, tubes. They feel

6:40

incredible. Alright. And I mean this. That actually

6:43

turned me on. That was way

6:46

more nominal. They're so

6:47

nice. It was

6:48

so good. They're like firm

6:51

but off -- Mhmm. -- which is I don't

6:52

know. Unfortunately, pediatric matters. Yes.

6:55

A memory foam. Yes.

6:57

Wow. That's the let me feel yours. Come here just for

6:59

a

6:59

second. They're

7:03

very

7:03

small. So he is calling me out on my

7:05

shit right now. Oh my god, dude. I got

7:07

nervous like an ass. because

7:09

I ran over. I don't know why ran She really

7:11

ran over. I should feel my tits. No.

7:13

They're not the smallest. I saw a girl there. Were you gonna

7:15

really let me see your tits just, Nazaa? don't know.

7:17

Maybe when they're gone. going to no. No. No. I'm not no. I have

7:19

a girlfriend now, so I genuinely can't.

7:21

But I I was like, wait what? And I could have

7:23

reached out and I touched them almost. was

7:25

nice.

7:26

Wouldn't would you ever get mad if a host of

7:28

a podcast felt you breast?

7:29

If it was had this conversation with him before.

7:31

If it's four a show, like, for a thing

7:33

-- No. -- behind the scenes. Yes, of course.

7:35

What do you mean mad if you wish sixty nine on

7:37

the table during the podcast? Alright. That might be

7:39

depressing the line, but show. if it's

7:41

For shelves for that? If it's if it's for a thing, like,

7:43

depending on what it is, we've talked about this, like,

7:45

would would

7:46

he let a guy massage my feet who had a foot fetish?

7:48

If it was for a bit for something, then

7:49

Like, would he let you put

7:52

your foot directly in my mouth for a bit?

7:54

Maybe. Probably. Nice. Toweed.

7:56

How do you feel that feet, Derek?

7:58

I'm not a fuck guy. You're not

7:59

a fuck guy. No. I like girls who have nice

8:02

feet, but I don't look fuck. But she would

8:04

love to for you. Sorry. Just A nice foot,

8:06

you know, white Tony unpolished.

8:08

Okay. Fours on it, you know, like a girl

8:10

foot. Like -- Right. -- a girl who's a girl who's a girl who's

8:12

a small a small foot. You want

8:14

a small girl? A big boy.

8:18

I didn't put Gaines. big Luis

8:20

Thurman's. Yeah. And then the hipster girls with them

8:22

Chuck Tales and them fucking dirty. Parforza

8:24

was nine. You got nine. Yeah.

8:26

No. That's cool. That's a nice small girl.

8:28

He was not a small girl. It's a girl fibrotic,

8:31

but painted nails. Oh, he is, like, a

8:33

girl next store, but

8:35

if that girl, like, lived with, like,

8:37

a serial child molester, that's the

8:39

vibe you give. Okay. Like I like Oh, you

8:42

know what? Yeah. You know what she reminded me

8:44

of? That's the that's the cool white

8:46

that's the cool white girl we all fuck with, but

8:48

our dad is like arian, so we don't ever

8:50

go around actually looks like he could be arian.

8:52

Yeah. So we always wait till she come

8:54

down to the to the other side. Your origin

8:56

story reminds me of member Jenny

8:58

from Forrest put you from Hawaii.

9:00

Right? Yeah. over Jenny from Forrest

9:02

Gompano, or has she, like, would, like,

9:04

fucking, like, hiding the tree. Most diabolical

9:06

villain in cinema has for new race. What

9:08

do you say? Jenny, She was I

9:10

mean, she did. She was at three twenty. She knows.

9:12

She's worse than the

9:13

Hannibal Lecter. Like, she was

9:16

a noble cause she did

9:18

all this shit to a nigga with a

9:20

half a month. She

9:23

drum him along He had a half

9:25

wear of your brain. He loved her. And then

9:27

she gets to him. Gets to it

9:29

gets to high five and leaves them with a kid

9:31

that might have it. I said, oh, this

9:33

bitch. is diabolical, because

9:36

that's why. And

9:36

might not even be his kid. Yeah.

9:38

He's like worried that the kid is gonna be like

9:41

him, but how do you know that even your kid,

9:43

but it doesn't matter. He takes them anyway. The

9:44

whole the way I started,

9:47

Jenny started farms was up just

9:49

running around the country. if

9:50

she saw him on TV, then she start plugging

9:52

the five song, man. She was an opportunist the whole time. Come

9:54

on. She yeah. She was a little bit of a crazy bitch.

9:56

Let's be real. A little better. We've all had a Jenny

9:59

her life. far as trying to save her so

9:59

many times. Yeah. Dude, I I we

10:02

all have our own personal Jenny in our

10:04

lives. That that and she's the one that we're glad

10:06

that got away. I I won't I'll never I

10:08

won't even say this girl's name. My

10:10

personal Jenny, I won't even say the girl's name. That's

10:12

how much that's how diabolical and evil

10:14

this bitch was. Yeah. she pretended to

10:16

be pregnant after we broke up. Pretended.

10:18

Pretended for months. That's the fucked

10:20

up. commitment. And tell what she could She

10:22

did this thing where at one point where and it was I

10:24

didn't know about, like, I didn't know about, like, somebody

10:26

being pregnant. So I didn't know you have to wait, like, twenty

10:28

some odd weeks to figure out the sex. But

10:30

after, like, three weeks, she was, like, she was, like, don't

10:32

worry. You're never gonna see

10:34

him. Oh my god. It's

10:36

like I tell him unknown. Yeah. He's

10:38

just crazy. Farscom had a medal of honor on

10:40

you. He only got back on the bus with the negative

10:42

hitter in the face to see before. That's up, Chris. Did

10:44

you you have your personal Jenny?

10:46

Did you have your own personal Jenny? most evil

10:48

bitch of your life? Jenny.

10:51

No. More so. You know what I had? You I

10:53

don't know. Well, you probably don't. You

10:55

remember a waterfall's video?

10:57

Remember a waterfall's video? Remember a

10:59

girl that gave him love and that he couldn't

11:01

handle? Remember that at the end?

11:03

just without the aid. So I find a lot of girls that trumped

11:05

me sexually. Like, what do you mean? Like,

11:07

in LA, these girls, they kinda they

11:09

kinda played me. Right. Like, they used

11:11

me and then You can get out of here. Just use your

11:13

foot. Damn. I was like, oh, but it was

11:15

like, invigorating because it was like, well,

11:17

damn, maybe there's a bunch of girl pairs at this month you.

11:20

LA is but not? Jenny evil gen no

11:22

evil woman in your life? No. Who's the most evil

11:24

girl in your life, Zach? That's everything you

11:26

ever dated. You know?

11:28

Yeah. I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say yeah.

11:30

You know my ex. Yeah. I'm not gonna say it, man.

11:32

Why why would why would she evil? It's just

11:34

fucking constant. manipulation. manipulation. I

11:36

mean, I was I was shitty too. I was neutral

11:39

enough for that relationship, but Yeah. I

11:41

mean, just By the way,

11:42

manipulation, all that is is,

11:46

like, living life. Like, you're we

11:48

manipulate. That's all we do. That's all we do.

11:50

That's all we do. That's

11:52

true. In life, if you're not manipulating,

11:54

you're being manipulated, let's get

11:56

real. they say Gaines. you're not selling, you're

11:58

being sold to, it's the same exact shit,

11:59

dude. Potato Pata. Okay? So I

12:02

don't wanna fucking be told that I'm my

12:04

my son's mother would do that. She's like, yeah, you're manipulating

12:06

him. And was

12:07

like, no, I'm convincing him of

12:09

my way. I'm just

12:11

letting him know that I'm right. You know, just shit. Like like

12:13

she always tried to get me quit comedy. Yeah.

12:15

Then I started to make movies

12:17

as you went, I like me to comedy better because at

12:19

least you were home. Right.

12:20

But it was always like, so this would be

12:22

the kind of thing with her. Alright. she

12:24

liked to go to not my thing.

12:27

Okay. So then

12:27

she talked, she was, I'm going to a rave. What's going on? I was

12:29

like, I don't wanna go. And her logic

12:32

was, well, if you don't go with me, I'm

12:34

gonna take ecstasy. And if I take

12:36

ecstasy, I'm gonna hook up with

12:38

somebody else. So if I cheat on you,

12:40

it's because didn't come with me. Wow.

12:42

So that was, like, the logic -- Same logic.

12:44

-- but the times she got done with that, Zach was already

12:46

sleeping. That's crazy. But that was,

12:48

like, the kinda, like, arguments Yeah.

12:50

That's not If I cheat on you, it's your fault because you wouldn't come

12:52

to a thing you didn't wanna go. Yikes. That's

12:54

not a healthy relationship at all. I've

12:55

got a lot of crazy bitches. You

12:58

know, if I'm think about how many

13:00

girls have data that were just okay with me

13:02

doing below. Right?

13:02

And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you crazy

13:05

buttches? Like, it's obviously a problem. You

13:07

know? And they would just be like, I can't go do well, or they do it

13:09

with me sometimes or sometimes they wouldn't. But I was

13:11

like, I need to check who's gonna be like,

13:13

if you do, fuck it, if you store

13:15

cocaine Gaines your nose, I'm

13:17

fucking out.

13:17

Simple as that. Right? I need a check

13:20

that's gonna keep me on the straight and narrow.

13:22

Keep you sepping quickly. Someone

13:23

that makes you wanna be better.

13:25

Wow. Look at

13:26

you. Wow. That was

13:28

the cheesiest thing I've ever said in my life. But

13:30

But it is true then. Yeah. No. Your your

13:32

partner should

13:32

compliment you, but also, like, help

13:34

you wanna be better.

13:35

Yeah. It's very cool by you for a wrap up.

13:37

So You know what? Fuck. That's very Later gentlemen.

13:40

Central next edition of Chinese

13:42

person most likely to get killed by

13:45

What do I get in the street? Let's That's

13:47

much better. Who my god?

13:49

I've never seen your side because everyone

13:51

let's let's watch a baby be getting pushing the traffic

13:53

right now. When when time time for doesn't leave

13:55

this baby. People are like,

13:56

this is why we don't like girls on the podcast.

13:58

This is exactly

13:59

why. Like,

13:59

you know what? Let's go let's go

14:02

Shannon's dumbass topic of the week. Fisherman

14:05

catches sixty seven pound goldfish. I

14:07

saw it.

14:09

Shannon's super SH0 We feel like it's

14:11

cool. Yeah. Look at it. This is

14:12

what he looks like. I know, Goldfish got that

14:14

big. Yeah. What the fuck. Crazy.

14:16

Can you eat This is Zachonico of Goldfish.

14:23

It's a big ass. Can you eat a Goldfish? That's

14:25

a great want to show, like edible. Right? Hold

14:27

on. I think anything Anything's technically

14:29

edible. I've just got a I've got a fucking As long

14:31

as

14:31

it's not poisonous. Right? Like, there's certain

14:33

fish that you have to be super careful how you

14:35

prepare them. But

14:35

Yeah. It it just shows you restaurant. Yeah. We

14:38

also have that episode of the special

14:40

special plate. Yeah. because the chef got to be ready

14:42

to release that. Will you forget about that episode of

14:44

the Simpsons? What? So it was the

14:46

Sue chef that had prepared it. That's why

14:48

it made it poison Gomez. It's because

14:50

the head f was finger banging mister

14:52

Jabapple in his car. I'm back. I've I've I've

14:54

I've actually remembered it.

14:56

I saw it. Which is also a

14:58

fish joke. Yes. Yeah. All

15:00

family guys at its four hundredth episode, they're doing

15:02

pretty good. Alright. Can

15:04

you equal this?

15:05

Yes. You technically can't eat them. However,

15:08

it said they are not tasty because

15:10

they would taste of the foods that they

15:12

eat.

15:12

So if

15:13

they eat They eat

15:16

comcasters. Yes. Wait. What did it go for?

15:18

Are they bottom Peter's? What would it go? Did it be

15:20

for the bottom? What did they do? So in So

15:22

Cravagia, from the bottom, carpet, from

15:24

the car obser? What is what's the white

15:26

fish? Bob, the yeah. Cod

15:29

he's caught caught caught or bottoming fish.

15:31

Yeah.

15:31

We're all and then that kind of

15:33

fucks me up. Yeah. Those are the ones that always have

15:36

worms.

15:37

Yeah. You can see if I can usually go to

15:39

the supermarket and just see worms crawling around the

15:41

fish some I'm know,

15:42

and they're still selling that and people buy that?

15:44

Yeah. You we

15:46

cook it. Mhmm. Dude, like,

15:48

every do, like, every cod or every catfish you

15:50

buy has some fucking worms in it. Is that is

15:52

that

15:52

freshwater fish caught in one of

15:54

them? Yeah. Deep fry it. Black shit.

15:56

So you're you watch them drop efficiently.

15:59

Yeah. Cook all the

15:59

worms. I love it. I love it.

16:02

Fry it out. Fry out

16:04

that shit. And

16:05

put it on some breakfast, my sauce. Oh,

16:07

yeah. Gaines good. Yeah.

16:08

I'm fucking because I just booked Shane,

16:10

I just booked the family vacation. Oh,

16:12

shit. Where where to? Puerto Rico.

16:15

Nice. Shan

16:15

Gaines? No. We're going

16:18

to Punta

16:21

Santiago. Punta Santiago. Oh.

16:24

pull up pull up point to sub Tintiaga on a map. I

16:26

know nothing about it. I got a good deal on an

16:28

Airbnb. I was like, fuck it. I'll do that. We'll

16:30

go out every day. We'll go fucking fishing.

16:32

We'll run some Jenny skis. Okay.

16:35

Sounds nice. Bring in your new girlfriend? No.

16:37

No. There's a family trip. Oh, okay. Yeah. There's a

16:39

family trip. Taking a slow with the gal.

16:41

Nice. Alright. We went to Belize together. We went on

16:43

a great trip just me and her. Mhmm. It's amazing, you

16:45

know. But we're just, you know, just a family

16:47

trip. She is meeting the family this Thanksgiving

16:50

though for the first time. Seems like you're doing this very

16:52

maturely, Luis. Well, it's long distance.

16:54

So it's it's easy to kinda take it a little bit

16:56

slower even though it it feels like it's

16:58

moving faster. Right? So we're taking it slower,

17:00

like, in doing but then we're, like, oh, shit. We've been dating

17:02

for, like, six months. Because you got you're not seeing each other as

17:04

often. Yeah. That's why. Yeah. but

17:06

very

17:06

yeah. It's it's good. It's not bad. Natalie

17:08

played that music while he's talking about this

17:11

shit. What what is that?

17:13

What's up in Pujacantiago? What

17:15

can what can we do? Family

17:17

vacation. So it looks like it's

17:20

actually right across the little bay

17:22

from the the bioluminescent Bay. Have you

17:24

done that there before? I did do

17:25

that years ago with James' mother.

17:28

Okay. So it

17:28

triggers me. Now I started

17:29

crying when I said bioluminescent.

17:32

stampers. You can

17:35

kayak, sea

17:37

diving, hang

17:38

gliding? Speed diving is just drowning.

17:41

No. It's not It's

17:44

going to the bottom really fast.

17:49

Lots lots

17:49

of fun stuff. Is it nice? Does it look

17:52

nice? Shannon? It does. It looks beautiful, though. Let me go

17:54

back. Pull up a picture. I

17:55

wanna see some pictures of Punta Santiago.

17:58

Punta Yeah.

17:59

Nobody nobody in my family has been to put

18:02

to or to Puerto Rico except for

18:04

there

18:04

we go. Except for me and James. So

18:07

should we go bring my aunt? bringing my my

18:09

brother-in-law, my sister, my water blue. That

18:11

looks just like Hawaii. Blue? Yeah. It's

18:13

all the same shit. It is. It's all the sand and

18:15

water. The same. Yeah. No. Oh,

18:17

sorry. It's all the same shit. Let's do our plugs real quick. We got a

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21:32

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21:34

was wild. This is a really nice time.

21:36

A whole other level. Yeah. So yeah.

21:38

That's That's that. That's that. Shannon Lee

21:40

hires the thing is, which are only on the next episode.

21:42

Yeah. Maybe we're gonna be we're gonna be dissolving the

21:44

show. Who knows? What's gonna Shannon? I was

21:46

made

21:46

a big fight and you guys are gonna try

21:48

to resolve

21:49

it. Can I have another coffee and not a

21:51

munchkin? Can I have a coffee and too much?

21:53

Derek's way

21:54

sounds a

21:55

lot better. Well, also, can I can I figure

21:58

out what happened with fucking

22:01

Dylan because he yesterday, he

22:03

he comes in and he's got

22:05

fucking Oreo cookies on a tray. It

22:07

was crazy. I never seen anything like it. I was like, what

22:09

the fuck is this? I was

22:11

like, this is embarrassing that we I mean, it's fine. If you're just like

22:13

a fat teenager, it's like, cool Oreo.

22:15

It's great. But it's like it's a professional

22:18

environment. I was like, I was

22:20

like, you should have, like, a try with, like,

22:22

you know He

22:22

looks like a teenager. He looks like just a

22:25

skinny

22:25

teenager. He does. And I understand. So so

22:27

I was like, you should get some bagels. You should get a

22:29

tray? This is yesterday. I haven't

22:31

realized that

22:31

before. Look, I'm gonna be honest with

22:33

you. Maybe it's just a trash in me, but that

22:35

looks fucking amazing. It needs to be filled out filled

22:37

out a minute.

22:38

I think that was after some people started using

22:40

it. Right. You said fucking omay

22:43

that's amazing? Yes. Chimzo

22:45

hoy. Oreos, there's the little donuts. They

22:47

got skid marks on the train.

22:49

My standards are not high.

22:51

Oh, my are

22:52

too high. You're I I mean, look, you

22:54

Look at the marks. I see okay. I

22:56

see what you're saying. I was just looking at the

22:58

cookies. If we were having

23:00

Alright. If

23:02

we were having,

23:05

like, a, like,

23:08

a student government meeting and, like,

23:10

middle school, I would go, you know what, this makes

23:12

does look like it should be on a table in an

23:14

AA

23:14

meeting. Yeah. It does. But it's Somebody actually

23:16

said that yesterday, specifically. Yeah. It's

23:18

a nature. If you're at your blood. That's

23:21

the gift blood. That's

23:22

right. Jack, I'm

23:24

trying to

23:24

wait. I'm I'm Yeah. No. No. No. No.

23:26

No. No. No. Zach,

23:29

we're riffing. I'm just jumping.

23:31

I'm distracted by cookies.

23:34

So then I gave them Shannon

23:36

Cameron with some giggles, and I was like, is is so worse

23:38

than the presentation? I was like, so let me start talking about how

23:40

if you're gonna even spend that much money on all those fucking

23:42

boxes of antigens, just go to Dunkin' Donuts

23:44

and get some fucking donuts, maybe it's

23:46

the munchkins. then this guy comes in today. He's got a

23:48

whole thing with munchkins. But now I'm gone, we don't

23:50

do munchkins. We don't do snacks every day. It's

23:52

just Monday is a snack day.

23:54

So who's paying for these munchkins now? Am I

23:56

paying for the munchkins that are out there? You're paying

23:58

for them to learn.

23:59

I'm paying for the munchkins. You

24:01

no. You have to do get it

24:03

right next week. It's not every day you get new snacks

24:05

for everybody. This is crazy. They fresh munchkins. To be

24:07

honest with you, I could probably get we could probably

24:09

afford munchkins every day. luncheons

24:12

are solid. You know what it do I do

24:14

what you're snacking on is, like, the the everyone's

24:16

favorite segment on the show? So

24:18

let's do it. Fuck it. Let me know it's Friday

24:21

edition. What you snacking on? Yeah.

24:23

Thanksgiving edition. Let's go.

24:27

on. What's

24:37

the three things a pickled.

24:39

What was

24:39

that? There's a great thing. I

24:41

don't even think that's a great question. I I got the rest

24:43

of the band, and I knew everything else was

24:45

with. Okay. Derek,

24:48

Which been snacking on? It is Thanksgiving Derek. Are you

24:50

are you snacking on Thanksgiving things preemptively, or

24:52

are you wait till Thanksgiving for that?

24:54

Nah. My girl made me a cinnamon

24:57

loaf cake go over my coffee in the

24:59

morning, that's pretty good. That's a nice little

25:01

cinnamon loaf. That's the whole thing. When she puts a little

25:03

silver sugar and then she swirls it into the cake,

25:05

that's good. And me being

25:07

black, prediabetic always wild berry

25:09

gummy savers, the purple bag. Wild

25:11

berry gummy savers

25:13

savers. Absolutely. Interesting. and

25:16

they're not saving anything. But

25:20

Oh, yeah. So the purple bag. So

25:22

that's your shit. That's my shit. You you love a

25:24

while, but What what is he a usual

25:26

snacking segment on your show? I do.

25:27

And actually, I just went to because we bought

25:29

a house and spent fucking Jesus fucking Christ. But

25:32

we went to IKEA the other day, and

25:34

IKEA has awesome snacks. Every

25:36

single thing I got from my kid was amazing. I

25:38

got like chocolate with bits of fucking

25:40

toffee in them. There's this.

25:42

It's so goddamn good. But it's like almond toffee.

25:44

Okay. And then there's also these little

25:47

pastries that have almond paste in

25:49

the middle of them and they're dipped in chocolate.

25:51

It's just everything there is magical. It's

25:53

so good. Yes. Oh,

25:53

good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That's something important

25:56

to know. What'd you have in Texas, Zach?

25:58

Real Banger.

26:00

Mexican street corn chinos.

26:02

Okay. That's a fusion. Since

26:04

I know the street corn with all the white and red and Yes.

26:06

So they wanna cheese. A lot hey

26:09

Cheetas. Fuckin'

26:10

great. Excellent. That sounds awesome.

26:13

Excellent.

26:13

I was mad that they don't have

26:16

them here. We

26:16

don't have Mexicans.

26:18

Yeah. I'm

26:19

sure you can find them here. We've got faux Mexicans

26:21

like that.

26:21

Yeah. I've had those. Those

26:23

aren't really good. Really, really good. What

26:25

what

26:25

did I get them from? Maybe it was in LA still. I

26:27

have

26:27

to make a baked macaroni and

26:29

cheese for thanksgiving. Oh, hell yeah. What do you put?

26:31

What do you put on the top? Do you put bread crumbs?

26:34

It's

26:34

it's just My black ears

26:36

are a little look. It's not gonna

26:38

be as good as your grandma's is making my growing

26:40

shoes. Let's get back there. Okay? Let's she'll still

26:42

do a better job. Yeah.

26:46

But I'm like, oh, wow. Do you don't add anything?

26:49

No. I don't my check no. My check

26:51

sent me a fucking

26:54

cheese. No. No. A recipe. Hold on.

26:56

I'll pull it up right now. And then she

26:58

sent me she sent me a

27:00

TikTok with a b made up here. I'll send I

27:02

think racist. some old black lady's TikTok. Shannon,

27:06

I'm gonna email you this TikTok. We're gonna wash

27:08

this. I Gaines have any I don't have

27:11

I don't have TikTok. Is

27:12

this your first time making mac and cheese? Is that what's

27:14

happening? It's my

27:15

first time making baked mac and cheese in the oven.

27:17

I'd have to make a row.

27:19

I'm gonna

27:19

try to get some funny. Give

27:21

me k pauses for a second. I like I like

27:23

think about it. A row a row a

27:25

kangaroo. You don't know. A row is a row

27:27

or a loop? RUEA

27:30

rue. A

27:30

rue. What's a rue? So is that a rue? Are you

27:33

going to tell him what's that? What's the matter of

27:35

a rue? Aruh

27:39

is what Asian people call you.

27:43

Aruh is. It's

27:46

like you gotta put a little milk and

27:48

seasoning and hour and kind of build it

27:50

up slow. So you put it's like

27:52

scaffolding but for food. Yeah. It's the only other

27:54

thing This is what I've done. Okay? The

27:56

only time I made a big macaroni juice, and I did

27:58

this. Okay? I did straight up velveeta

27:59

shells and cheese. Right? Mhmm.

28:02

Okay. Then I took that bitch and I threw it in

28:04

the casserole dish and I put some cheddar cheese

28:06

on top I fucking threw that bitch in the oven and I fucking baked that

28:08

shit. That's easy. That's not like the jailmaker.

28:10

That shit came out fucking dope.

28:12

I'm not sure it was very dumb. It came out

28:15

fire. So let me tell you a

28:17

room I balls in your mouth. I have

28:19

that. I should just fucking fire. So

28:21

I should just do that one. people

28:23

probably would enjoy it.

28:25

But

28:25

if your trick's gonna be there, I

28:27

say, step it up. Step it up. Pay through.

28:29

improve. Yeah. But Velvita shells,

28:32

that's that's a that's a quick def it's like

28:34

default macro. It's so good. Yeah. I mean Dude,

28:36

I like fucking village. Ramen noodles

28:38

with cheese. Kraft macaronis. Kraft macaronis. That's

28:41

I'll just take that over almost

28:43

any macaronis. go to a fucking dope ass spot,

28:45

some barbecue spot in Texas. They give you

28:47

some flavorless shit. Yeah. Can I

28:49

throw some craft macaroni and cheese in a little cup

28:51

for me? And I'm fucking ready out. Right? Boy? Ready

28:53

to rock. I had no problem with it. I do the box

28:55

with velveitis shells, but then I put into

28:57

the box. And then I do a bag

28:59

of frozen broccoli in with

29:01

it. it's all gonna happen. that you another comment. That's

29:03

that's what happened with rice, corona. You know

29:05

somebody was just high as fuck. Like, though, not

29:07

rice corona hamburger helper. Right.

29:09

And they were yeah, we need some hamburger meat

29:11

in this macaroni and cheese, and then a whole company

29:13

was fucking born. And then they started doing shrooms and

29:15

then two to help with me. Yeah. Like,

29:18

once, nobody wants to tune in their macaroni and cheese, tune in hell. I was what?

29:20

It's actually delicious, dude. You wouldn't want to

29:22

call it a tuna casserole? Oh, yeah. tuna

29:25

casseroles. something. Mhmm. My dad used to make this thing when we

29:26

are kids that I fucking loved. I still love it to

29:28

this day. I guess it's like fancy cast cast

29:31

roll to and cast roll, but it was just a

29:33

canned tuna melted cheddar cheese and angel hair

29:35

pasta, and he would just mix it up. It was my favorite

29:37

thing. You mix it

29:37

up. He would mix it up with roofy. Fancy. That

29:39

was fancy. Then you would wake up. Right. Yeah.

29:41

That's fancy. Cookie tray. Shannon

29:45

did you get the email? It's not very good

29:47

here. Okay. This is what I'm trying to make. This is

29:49

what I'm trying to make for the fam. Yeah. Press play.

29:51

That's not velveeta, my dude. You're gonna be alright. They

29:54

ate an tea macaroni and cheese up at the

29:56

cookout yesterday, and I'm a chef. You were able to take

29:58

all that black voice? I'm doing the black voice the whole time

30:00

I'm making it. We're able to do it. Oh, yeah. gonna make

30:02

you a rue out of relative. Rue.

30:04

Rue. You gotta make a rue. You're adding your

30:06

heavy cream and some of your cream keys

30:08

about four hours make sure you

30:10

start. Now if you want, you ain't gonna be able to do this,

30:12

but you could try out. personal

30:14

preference, but one of my most favorite things to do

30:16

is shred my own cheese. Colby. That's

30:18

Colby. Jack. That's Colby. Yeah. That's

30:20

the fucking There there

30:23

has Colby. big. That is that is the blackest thing about you

30:25

that you could identify Jenny just by

30:27

looking at this thing. And a whole lot

30:29

smoother. Now look, no

30:31

say, no but I know some of y'all don't like what you see in it.

30:33

But for me, I'm not that crazy. He says no

30:35

shade, no teeth. He's not talking about

30:37

you. That's staggering. You know what

30:39

seasons are? let them know.

30:41

Okay. So we know

30:43

what G and L were seasoned, so

30:45

because our fancy casserole, what

30:47

we have Yeah. There's there's revolves

30:50

Gotcha.

30:59

Why

31:02

are you

31:02

the best on Chip? Oh, god.

31:05

Coast

31:05

rest of the cold water, the stock and cooking

31:07

process,

31:07

and I'm a stick to that. It works

31:09

for me. Now, some added

31:10

flavor on a top he's getting noodles in some

31:13

melted butter. Never

31:13

brought on it. Jeez. I'll still get

31:15

all premiums. All premiums.

31:17

Shit. You're taking premiums.

31:19

Please ask some old cheese sauce. Nobody wants no

31:21

dry macaroni. Oh, why don't dry ass mac

31:24

goddamn. The macaroni with the race of the

31:26

cheese. I think

31:29

my go. I'm gonna go to my church.

31:33

You can

31:35

skip with this. Hello.

31:37

hands with the full Put a pull straight in on You're gonna do that when he's

31:39

over the eye. Here come. because he's gonna lift

31:41

it up. Thank you. Listen.

31:45

It looks good. That looks amazing. So that's what

31:47

I'm trying to do. So What? You

31:49

need breadcrumbs on the top, I feel like. That's

31:51

what

31:51

I'm gonna say. Shut up you white hitch.

31:56

I feel that you should put break from

31:58

something. You fucking accidentally honk you put a

32:00

socket. Really don't

32:02

like to you didn't put bread crumbs. I'm

32:04

calling the police. I understand

32:07

it. Bread crumbs are fucking awesome on that.

32:09

Thank you. Excuse

32:12

me, miss. Why don't you

32:14

put your little white finger?

32:17

You're missing. Excuse me. Negrissie.

32:19

Negrissie. Negrissie dog.

32:23

Queen Negrissie. I love everything you do. But

32:25

I was wondering, I really

32:27

think that we should put some bread crumbs on the

32:29

top because It's

32:32

fucking white for a fish. I

32:35

understand you're black. You probably don't remember

32:38

things. my But we need bread

32:40

crumbs. Yeah. That was pretty wild.

32:42

Good gracious Christ. That was wild. For

32:44

a shit. And that was fucking racist.

32:46

Oh, shit. Red crumbs. This

32:48

is forgetting. dessertus

32:49

lamb, lamb,

32:50

lamb, gout, gout, chicken, turkeys,

32:53

red onion. That's fucking

32:55

that's a great mac and cheese. So do you think that

32:57

I can execute that? Yeah. Well, you know,

32:59

that all looks that hard. You just got off all

33:01

these festivals, build a studio. I think You

33:03

just got to end of my time when you have

33:06

the hot milk and the flower.

33:08

No. No. You gotta you gotta keep stirring

33:10

the root. Low fire. You haven't. Yeah. Yeah. Down key,

33:12

but low low and slow. Low and slow. And

33:14

posted. This is Zach Brock. That one's

33:16

slow. That one's how make my scrambled eggs. Okay.

33:19

Alright.

33:19

You got this one. That one's slow. If you can make

33:21

good scrambled eggs. Great. It's

33:23

all about

33:24

high grade. cream in there?

33:26

Are

33:26

you cream? Yeah. Very

33:28

buttery. Very buttery. Yeah. Okay. A

33:30

little bit of cheese. right at the end. As soon as

33:32

the the eggs are almost done. They throw that cheese

33:34

on. You flip flop flop flop flop flop

33:36

flop. Turn the flop. Turn the flame off. Let us sit for

33:38

a second. Also, I'm gonna get TikTok on

33:41

these eggs. so fly like that. Soft

33:42

eggs? Yeah. Soft eggs.

33:43

Yeah. Okay. That's nice. Alright. I think you're go

33:45

actually, just the

33:46

way that you just described the

33:47

eggs, you're gonna

33:49

that

33:50

Okay. Like Shannon's Hardex.

33:53

She's my favorite over

33:56

cardio. my boy or eggs.

33:59

My

33:59

eggs. It's not a

34:02

Jurassic Park. Life

34:06

funds away. It's scared

34:08

no expense. It's scared

34:10

no expense.

34:12

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34:46

were we?

34:47

Yes. So that's that's Zach, by

34:49

the way, last year, thanksgiving what you're snacking on audition. You gave

34:51

us the best tip that we've ever had. Thank

34:53

you. And I'll bring it

34:56

up again. it's too late now, which is he brought it up earlier, the lobby.

34:58

My dad. Bitchy. Oh, the other stuff. love him.

35:00

Yes. Yeah. I forgot it was on that episode. Holy

35:02

shit. You were on the you were on the episode. Well,

35:04

he was

35:04

about stuffing muffins.

35:05

Staffing muffins. My sister was like, oh, you should

35:08

you know what my sister's deep down no matter how much

35:10

way she loses. She's just gonna be a fat girl,

35:12

deep down inside. because her eyes -- We

35:14

all are. -- her eyes weld up with tears when I

35:16

describe stuff in muffins to work. Stuff

35:18

in muffins are. Okay. So

35:21

Oh, okay. in in a in a muffled What's the best

35:23

part of the stuffing? What's the best part

35:25

of the stuffing? Corners piece. Corners piece. Corners

35:27

piece. Corners. Right? Yes. So this is just every one

35:29

of them. Corners piece. everything's a

35:31

corner piece. What in the multi versus

35:34

that? Just

35:36

the blue Derek's mind right now. Wow. I was gonna go

35:38

home and

35:39

feel like so So you

35:40

put the turkey. Like, it was

35:42

like

35:42

the turkey and then a a stuffing muffin next to

35:45

it. Right. Well, some people don't put now they don't

35:47

they don't cook the stuffing in the turkey. I

35:49

I still think you should. Fuck. Well, turkey was

35:51

stuffing just is just the best way. Most

35:53

people, they say don't cook the the stuffing in

35:55

the turkey anymore. Yeah. Cook it off to the side and then

35:57

put it together because, yeah, because it can't get you sick. Right? Some weird shit.

35:59

I don't

35:59

know. They also say that about cookie dough, but I'm not

36:02

gonna

36:02

stop beating it. So Yeah. There you go.

36:04

Yeah. Yeah.

36:06

Cookie dough, then we'll get you

36:07

sick because it's just raw egg. Is it raw

36:09

egg? And also flour. It's

36:10

the flour as well. If you don't heat treat flour

36:13

that can get you sick. That's a new thing. I don't care. I'm still

36:15

gonna eat it. What about

36:16

what about cookie dough that's like at the ice cream shop

36:18

for your ice cream? There's no

36:19

eggs and they heat

36:21

treat it. Oh, So they, like, bake the flour in

36:23

the oven before. ice

36:24

cream. Yeah.

36:26

It's a lot of shingle. What

36:28

Ice cream is my favorite heat treat.

36:32

A fake heated treat ice

36:34

cream. Yeah. It's almost. So okay.

36:36

So

36:36

let's see. Mike Tyson, you know, Mike

36:39

Tyson is like a a weed like

36:41

Mogo now. Right? He's got his weed companies. He's doing this

36:44

thing good for my time. So I got no problem, my time.

36:46

Okay? He was fucking out there, crushing it. Right? I didn't

36:48

buy them when I was in Vegas. It's the only thing

36:50

I Derek I I in Jersey, there's my local dispensary

36:52

carries his, what do they call,

36:54

like, k o punch or whatever. They have, like, different news like

36:56

that. Right?

36:58

I got it. It's like the highest grade they have actually at my dispenser

37:00

range. They sell them in, like, these are

37:02

they sell them in pre rolls.

37:05

this k o punch. I think I might say maybe. I

37:07

actually fight out of pre rolls. Yeah. That's just expensive.

37:09

It was the most expensive weed they have there. It's really

37:11

good. I'm actually probably gonna get some specifically

37:13

for Thanksgiving. Right? Get fucking baked as hell, which I

37:15

love. Right? But he has these new weed

37:18

gummies. And have you seen these gummies?

37:20

Mhmm. They are

37:22

shaped like ears. There's a little light taking light taking

37:24

effect. That's actually really good. But a lot of

37:26

states you can't sell them --

37:28

Why? -- because

37:29

there's a rule that

37:32

weed gummies can't be shaped

37:34

like people and anything

37:36

for kids. Oh. That's

37:38

why, like, a lot of times in Jersey when

37:40

you buy Oh

37:41

gummies, they're just like squares, mike bites.

37:44

So, I mean, nothing says kid like

37:46

a fucking

37:46

ear

37:48

with a

37:48

bite template. It's not supposed to be shaped like anything like a

37:51

cartoon. Anything recognizable. That's why you'll

37:53

get gummies that are just plain

37:55

squares. Yeah. Okay. Okay. because a lot

37:57

of states have that rule of thumb. Are there any eligible in studio today, by the

37:59

way? Or are eligible connect? I don't

38:02

think so.

38:02

k. If I get a coffee, I got some I

38:05

got my little drops from my

38:07

little tincture. Like, a old man. Start like high five. Some edibles

38:10

on Thanksgiving would be nice.

38:14

No. No, Dan. Alright. What do you do? So, Mohan, but

38:16

he he came out of the commercial for it. Right? Okay. And

38:18

there's a special cameo in the commercial

38:20

for Mike Bites. Let's see.

38:24

is that

38:24

nothing is more rewarding than

38:26

the gift of giving. Happy or

38:29

more Only big. You go for it.

38:31

You go for it. Don't you go for

38:33

it.

38:33

Alright. You go first. Doctor Vander's

38:35

at it. No. I

38:37

don't. Sure. You

38:39

mean

38:41

There

38:41

you go.

38:43

Alright. My glad

38:46

we

38:46

are in

38:49

things now. Oh, bad

38:50

we are in things

38:53

now. Now, I got

38:56

you

38:56

again.

39:05

It was a

39:07

smile in anticipation. Boys. Commercial took seventeen hours.

39:09

No, man. Boxers

39:12

can't act. I got you in.

39:15

No. It's not the same idea. Yes.

39:17

It is. Cherry Pine punch

39:20

Yes. I'm taking my Cherry Pine.

39:22

That's pretty funny. Yes. They do. I mean, I haven't got them

39:25

yet. They do. Don't don't get

39:27

them do. Why I hate your

39:29

ear. I should know. Well,

39:32

his voice got deeper.

39:34

Yeah. That's

39:35

actually it. I

39:36

like I like a

39:39

great commercial. That's good. I would love

39:41

to try them. Shannon, can we get those? Where can we find them? I would try That's right. We've gotta

39:43

be able to order them somewhere

39:44

on the web. From But at first,

39:47

Avantar Holyfield said this whole thing with

39:49

these gummies. He didn't think it was

39:52

funny, but then over time Then he

39:53

opened up his check He was like

39:55

it's hilarious. That's hilarious. And I just like the

39:58

Avengers got a car. I'm

39:59

like, I'm glad Avengers got a look for

40:02

that. I'm like, alright. that's what makes it go, oh,

40:04

I'll do that because he got a vander, and that's That's pretty But so then then

40:06

he said that

40:06

Mike Tyson hasn't gotten in trouble in a long

40:08

time, and he's trying to do a good

40:12

thing. by, like, normalizing cannabis a little bit more. So

40:14

he was, like, because of that, that's what he agreed to

40:16

be part of this. You say he hasn't gotten

40:20

in trouble? in a long time when not that long ago, he punched someone on a but

40:22

that was warranted. No. Somebody

40:23

somebody He should've gotten punched,

40:25

but it was punched. Somebody

40:27

cornered that man. Yeah. Mike when

40:30

Mike yeah, man. I saw

40:31

the video. Yeah. I don't

40:32

know why the fuck you would do that

40:33

to Mike Tyson. I mean, could you

40:36

wanna have that moment? That happens more often than

40:38

you think a fighter. So, like, people will find out you're a fighter, and then they

40:40

fucking wanna, you know, show that they're

40:42

it's almost like a moment they could, like, see

40:44

how they can push you. Mhmm. You know,

40:46

it's like like almost like like real life trolling.

40:48

And they think you're not gonna fuck them up. It's

40:50

like audience members come out to you and just tell

40:52

you, joke, No. Or tell you to ask you

40:55

tell me a joke, you know, you know. So

40:57

I get it. Yeah. I literally

40:59

never ever ever ever

41:00

wanna tell a joke when I'm out on stage. Yeah. And when I podcast, like, I if

41:03

I'm in a talk, I I you know, if

41:05

if something funny happens to

41:08

come up, so be it. Yeah. You know, that's like it's it's almost

41:10

the the problem with being a comedian is you

41:12

ruin those moments. Back in the day, you used to just be

41:14

like, if something funny happened, you're like, oh, this

41:16

is great. Now, like, it's like, I've

41:18

seen for the podcast or you think about writing it

41:20

down in your phone or your recorder note, you it

41:22

takes you completely out of the moment of just being

41:24

a funny human

41:26

being. Do And

41:27

it's Deep.

41:28

Let's see. There's an

41:31

update

41:31

on the white power

41:34

Gaines. who

41:35

was found hanged at this

41:37

hotel bedroom after that part -- Yeah. --

41:39

the original -- his wife. -- after a fight with

41:41

his wife. And after a fight with his wife.

41:44

And that's my back to him.

41:45

Shit. That's gotta feel bad for her. Goddamn. That's crazy. It's like

41:47

the asshole that pushed him

41:48

to it. Only a fucking woman that would be

41:50

her perspective. She's like, oh my god, the poor wife,

41:54

Yes. She No. I'm just

41:55

I'm not saying poor wife. I'm just I mean, she Isiah, how did you not

41:57

yell at me? Sorry. Sorry, Louis.

41:58

Sorry. was

41:59

that? She got a car hanging up. It's all

42:02

hanging up. That brings Got

42:04

worked up back. Shoulders up. She loves

42:06

power rangers. I do love power

42:08

rangers. And I watched it. Plus

42:10

your first the first like,

42:12

when they start doing all those different departments and the faces started, the first original the

42:14

original gang was pretty dope. He was the original

42:16

from season one through three. Yeah.

42:20

and

42:20

he was the white ranger or he was a green ranger then became the white ranger. Right?

42:22

Yeah. Right. because he was evil at first.

42:24

Yeah. Oh, that's

42:25

right. Yeah. Mhmm. I remember

42:27

that the green razors saga was crazy as a kid. Like,

42:29

it was, like, so popular. It was was kinda

42:31

funny as, like, I never thought I liked

42:33

the power razors. Like, yeah, it kinda stinks. Like, I

42:35

never really a little bit I remember that whole song of him becoming

42:37

the White Ranger, and I was like, I must have just been

42:40

watching it, but acting like I didn't really like

42:42

it. I was like, whatever. But I

42:44

was really was into it. I knew

42:46

what was going on. because he was fucking the Rangers up

42:48

when he was a group man. He's had a real

42:50

problem with

42:52

I

42:53

couldn't look past their fucking rounded edge swords. It was just like

42:55

they're not real swords. It's

42:57

just the violence We

43:00

had hit a guy in the chest with a sword, and

43:02

then, like, sparks would fly off, and it just

43:04

it whatever it was, it just I couldn't

43:06

get past

43:07

it. But they're overly exaggerated karate skills

43:09

were fine. Though yeah.

43:12

I'd

43:12

it just wasn't my thing. It

43:14

was fine. You loved it. Derek.

43:17

I had a good time. You like wrestling too? So

43:19

I was like, oh, okay. This is

43:22

like dainky wrestler. I liked

43:24

wrestling. I putting it to Tasty

43:26

restaurant. I liked wrestling, but wrestling like

43:28

yeah. Wrestling was its own in its own category.

43:30

Right? It was just wasn't it didn't do

43:32

it from trying to think of I was even into

43:34

any action type TV shows. Jackie That's great

43:36

because there's a lot of shit talk. I'm always a

43:38

shit talk. No. I wasn't into martial arts as

43:41

much. Yeah. It wasn't really my thing so

43:43

much. But I I didn't love it. And

43:45

then So he died. The how many of them

43:47

have died? The Asian woman died a long time

43:49

ago. Right? Yeah. She had to a

43:51

car accident, shocking.

43:52

crash

43:53

up up up up up up up

43:55

up up

43:56

the sword.

43:59

Crash the

43:59

sword. And Yeah.

44:02

Wow. What

44:04

else did we find out about the the

44:06

the fight with his wife, Shannon?

44:08

So they were both at a hotel. They were staying in separate rooms because I guess

44:10

they had already been fighting. And then sorry.

44:13

At around five o'clock

44:15

in the morning, they were fighting outside of his hotel

44:17

room, and he slammed his door shut and locked her

44:20

out. And it was at that point that she

44:22

he maybe he was

44:25

it's a speculation, but maybe he was, like, saying that he was

44:27

gonna kill himself or something because she knew something was up

44:29

at that moment. And she called the cops to check on

44:31

him. And by the time they got into the

44:34

room, he hanged himself in his bathroom. It was too already.

44:36

Oh, shit. Did he play

44:38

a sad song

44:39

on the dagger first? No.

44:44

The twenty power ringer actors have passed away. How

44:46

many one Twenty?

44:47

Yeah. That show is cursed. Yeah. That's a

44:49

cursed show. Power ringer's

44:52

curse. That's actually has a lot of

44:54

talk about, like, crazy hours and

44:56

abusive shit on the sets. Wow.

44:57

because they were nonunion. So they

44:59

would, like, they would, like, work the fuck out

45:02

of those kids. And

45:02

probably PM a ton. Yeah.

45:04

Jesus. Which

45:06

one of Di Chen? Please show us more. Alright.

45:08

So I have

45:08

the actor's name, so just give me a second

45:10

find

45:10

out. That's great. But is there like a YouTube video on the Rangers curse? There must

45:12

be something. Didn't one of the Red Rangers kill

45:15

somebody with a sword? That I feel

45:17

like I heard about.

45:18

Mhmm.

45:19

the You don't really wanna kill somebody if you kill them with

45:21

the sword. Yeah. Right. It's an rounded tip plastic

45:24

sword at that.

45:26

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

45:30

So

45:31

I found a video. It's eight minutes. Maybe we can click through it a little

45:33

bit. Let's see. What is this? It's the curse

45:35

of the power rangers. I knew

45:37

I

45:37

knew it. There's other ones

45:39

that Gaines, like, documentaries, but this is the

45:42

shortest

45:42

one. childhood, rulers.

45:44

No. That's to find out about it.

45:47

Wait. I feel like maybe this is just a

45:49

power razors. I'm fine with

45:52

that. Yeah. I know

45:54

this one. You know, I

45:56

think this is it's just the

45:58

curse of the story. Shannon, this is just

45:59

the power rangers. You can make us watch the power rangers. Maybe

46:02

an

46:02

episode was called the curse of Got it.

46:03

He Hold on a sec. Why don't you fast forward a little bit and take a

46:06

take a peek? I mean, maybe you just had the opening

46:08

because it didn't say strange

46:10

intro. Yeah. Yeah. No.

46:11

It's I think it's clips. I can share it

46:14

again. It's just In that

46:15

weird vacuum

46:18

spacey thing. How did he get in there in the first place?

46:20

It doesn't matter. It doesn't

46:22

raise our offers in respect to the

46:24

man. If you choose so hard, Johnson,

46:26

Luis still

46:28

looking pretty good too. I'm sure she's looking old. Richard, genetic. in

46:31

our area. of angel bro.

46:33

A few centa left the

46:35

show in nineteen ninety

46:38

seven. to take care of personal health problems, to

46:40

quit smoking and lose weight. Good

46:42

for him for making those changes.

46:46

However, I

46:46

ended up dying from a heart attack

46:48

in two thousand and eight. God

46:50

bless you, Richard. That's not really a curse.

46:52

The fact I've I've got it back. He

46:56

left the show twelve years earlier and did

46:58

not lose any weight. You all

47:00

quit talking to the cares of the power rangers.

47:03

on played the Rangers most iconic

47:05

villain of the mall, reads a

47:07

reposaw. She that's by the way. It looks like the person

47:09

who does the interior design

47:12

for guessing. That's when she's like, she

47:14

comes in and she's like, oh. What the fuck it? Has her little monsters that are around

47:16

her? So pancreatic cancer

47:19

for two years. which

47:22

took her life for the age of sixty eight. Well,

47:24

I think that's that's a perfect that's

47:26

a long she had a long healthy

47:29

life, a successful career. much

47:32

harder to

47:32

swallow is the fact that she died

47:35

alone. Her friend found

47:36

her body a few days later.

47:38

Rest in peace, Makiko, thanks

47:41

for entertaining older vlogs for so many

47:44

years. If you're not watching your YouTube

47:46

video from heaven, recipes

47:48

in the Kinko. Rita

47:49

Repossa will live on

47:52

forever. Frank

47:54

played David Trueheart on Power

47:56

Rangers as CEO. The Carrot was

47:59

the brother of Tommy Oliver. Oh, she is considered when many

48:01

fans included myself -- Okay. -- to be

48:03

the greatest ranger of

48:06

all time. Those two

48:08

were also real life

48:10

brothers. Eric is the age of twenty

48:12

nine, and of what makes his death

48:14

so bizarre. Yeah. Is that

48:16

all re search just turned up as that he died of an

48:18

unspecified illness.

48:20

Surely, the autopsy report would have

48:22

recorded which illness he died from.

48:26

not just documenting his death -- Yes. -- unspecified. Now we're

48:28

getting it. I would've led with that.

48:30

That's

48:31

that's the one. Well,

48:34

now, this is where things start

48:36

to get weird. I'm excited. The curves doesn't

48:38

just apply to those who had major

48:40

roles in the Sky Medallion made

48:43

a brief appearance in the original series

48:45

as a kid learning to

48:47

play soccer. In two thousand and nine,

48:49

he was sent don't care anymore,

48:52

Shannon. That's got to work. Basically, the story of this is

48:54

child actors have fucked up lives. Oh,

48:56

yeah. Yeah. I could

48:58

live there. I think there's a lot

49:00

more going on with Green Ranger because I I've

49:02

heard people kinda talk about his

49:03

life, and I think he had a really

49:05

tumultuous weird fucked up life. Yeah.

49:08

And it it's not it. I don't wanna talk about it

49:10

on microphone because I don't think it's stuff

49:12

that's in the

49:13

news. Oh, Jenny? Some

49:16

crazy fucking check it out. I'll talk about it on microphone. We talk about you could shed

49:18

some light on this and give us some fucking secret

49:20

information. I heard people that knew him

49:22

talk about

49:24

it. Who? He was

49:25

a karate instructor, and I know people that

49:27

took his course. Alright. So what did they tell you?

49:29

He just fucked up shit in his life. Give me

49:31

some specific shit. AI. I don't know if it's in

49:33

the news. Shit, Eli. That's how he used to do it.

49:36

Shit, Eli. I don't

49:38

know if it's in the news, but I don't wanna put

49:40

his Anderson shit. I'll say it

49:42

after we're done. Alright. Alright. That's

49:44

respectful. I wanna respect the guy's family.

49:46

Alright. I'm gonna say it after you tell me. I'm here.

49:48

That's fine. Just so you

49:49

know. Okay. Guys, stay tuned. because I'm

49:52

gonna use these scoops. Are you gonna come

49:54

back afterwards and record an extra segment

49:56

and just tack on at the end.

49:58

Ranger, the inside scoop by Zac camico. Mhmm. I love

49:59

it. Okay.

50:00

So what happened

50:03

alright. So this this shooting

50:05

in Colorado -- Right. -- terrible. --

50:08

tragic. Very tragic. Thanks. But

50:10

apparently, a drag queen

50:12

stomped the Colorado shoot over their heels.

50:14

Mhmm. That's how they they took the grayhound. She was, like, ex military or

50:16

ex coppers.

50:16

It was something like that. Yeah. That's

50:18

the story.

50:19

Yeah. The dance dance average had

50:21

a great tweet. that

50:23

was, like, five peep

50:24

five queer people in a club

50:27

did what? Twenty armed officers couldn't do

50:29

what fucking do about that. Yeah.

50:31

He's not right. five guys with five

50:33

guys with five fucking faggots, fucking stuff, you

50:36

know, instead of an

50:38

entire police department with body

50:40

armor who went go

50:42

Yeah. Too dangerous. Pretty

50:44

well. Hey,

50:44

ma'am. Do we have any do we have any video

50:46

of the Direct Quinn Shannon? I don't

50:48

have

50:49

video. I have a picture. Hold

50:51

on. Hold on. You could beat the shit out of someone with a head

50:54

heel. Oh, no. Okay. So here's the

50:56

additional information. This picture that they're showing

50:58

here is of

51:00

so Okay. So the drag queen was one of the people

51:02

that took out the shooter. This is

51:04

the other guy that took out the

51:08

shooter. and they found out afterwards that this his

51:11

daughter's boyfriend, was

51:13

also killed by that shooter.

51:15

That night.

51:15

His daughter's boyfriend. Yeah. That

51:16

night. And so, like, he avenged him.

51:18

What was her daughter's boyfriend doing at

51:21

the gay club? Mhmm. You're left.

51:22

It's a fun family activity. They were

51:24

all there together. You're allowed to

51:25

hang out? Yeah. That's weird. They don't check you at

51:27

the door. That's a weird thing. Straight

51:30

dudes would ask. Yo. If you're if you're

51:32

on a you're at a gay club, you

51:34

know, straight view, it's a little bit

51:36

like, something you wanna tell me? Is

51:38

that something you wanna tell me

51:40

situation? But Maybe they were

51:40

experimenting. Yeah. Maybe the There

51:43

was maybe

51:43

somebody was performing at night and it

51:45

was showing support. Yeah. Well,

51:47

look at that. good

51:49

for good for them. At least they stopped him. What was his motive? Do we know?

51:51

Did the the the shooter guy killed

51:53

just arrested? Arrested.

51:55

But they're I keep

51:57

seeing stuff about, like, his

51:59

mother was arrested several times. His

52:02

grandfather was some like a His

52:04

grandfather's a

52:06

representative you know something. Yeah. So that's what they're things are coming

52:08

up about his past, but we don't know specifically

52:10

yet. And he's also he

52:12

also bombed a place years

52:15

ago and was arrested for it. So he was just

52:17

like So that's what people are talking

52:19

about. Apparently, he had some type of

52:21

arrest involving a bomb. and then his

52:23

case was his file was closed. And he was

52:25

not put on any

52:27

other watch lists. and his

52:30

grandfather's a politician. Okay.

52:32

Wow. Who's, like, a known, like, big

52:34

Trump dude? Okay. And they think

52:36

his grandfather had

52:38

his case kinda swept under the rug. Yeah. There's a lot of red yarn on

52:40

this. Yeah. He's connected

52:42

to Yes, sir. I mean,

52:44

he he loves a domestic terrorist.

52:47

Derek. previously to this, and

52:48

it got off and didn't did it again. I

52:51

was freed and then did this America. He

52:53

changed his Gaines. Six

52:55

years ago, all So that's probably what helped him

52:57

stand at the radar. A whole movie.

52:58

Wow. Yeah. Actually, I wouldn't

53:00

be surprised if they make a movie

53:01

about it in a year or

53:02

two. It's a crazy movie.

53:04

Yeah. That is pretty fucking wild, dude. Yeah.

53:06

That sucks. Five people killed,

53:07

eighteen others, injured, very,

53:10

very sad. Was

53:12

he

53:12

was he specifically trying to attack gay

53:15

people? It's not I mean, we can

53:17

only assume that, but it doesn't

53:20

say specific

53:20

Or was it like wrong place, wrong time for the entire day club?

53:22

I don't I would be guessing

53:24

at the answer. The answer isn't here

53:26

yet. Also, you know,

53:28

speaking of, I guess, New York

53:31

governor per

53:33

claims November is

53:35

transgendered awareness month. It is?

53:38

Yeah. I thought that was June or July.

53:40

Yeah. Wasn't No. That's gay. That's Gaines

53:42

So that's so it's all so the

53:44

community, they have different taken

53:46

all the months. They

53:50

Transdev remembrance has always been in

53:52

November, and I guess the they

53:54

just made it a sweepstakes day of member remembrance. Yeah.

53:56

Mhmm. For people that were killed

53:59

themselves

53:59

Derek killed It's gonna be

54:01

who they are. Yeah. But

54:04

I I remember the the specific day going back

54:06

to, like, when I was in high school, I remember it. So

54:08

it's not that's not new. What

54:10

what month of the year is the

54:11

leap year day in? February.

54:14

And

54:14

that should be trans because sometimes

54:16

it's one

54:16

thing and one time it's Not

54:19

sometimes another. Sometimes it

54:21

has an extra day. That should

54:23

be the trans bump. I think February's already Is

54:25

there a lesbian month? I bet you the lesbians have

54:27

their own month to separate from fucking

54:29

gay month. I wouldn't be surprised if it's

54:31

just pride pride month as well. Look up, see

54:33

if there's a national

54:36

lesbian day. I bet

54:38

you

54:38

this is I bet you those fucking bitches.

54:40

Day. I bet there's a day. Look up the national

54:42

lesbian day. Oh, March fourteenth.

54:46

Hi? Yep. Fine. Nice.

54:48

I'm so brave. Yes.

54:51

Yes. Oh, I Australia. Never mind.

54:54

God damn exactly.

54:58

International lesbian. Sorry. I walked

55:00

all over

55:02

that. Sounds a really good job. That was smart. I'm glad

55:04

I got it. I'm just happy that I got the

55:08

joke. Yeah.

55:09

Interimational lesbian days, October eighth. Yeah. And

55:11

that's in Australia. Is this the

55:14

world's open? But that's

55:14

not all the world out there. Yeah. For

55:16

lesbians

55:17

to come out together. It's

55:19

kinda

55:19

hot. Good for

55:21

them. Good for them. Natalie, when did

55:23

you come out to

55:25

your family? College. college? Did

55:27

you sit them down? How was it? What was it? No. They

55:29

just sort of picked up on it. And we I

55:32

was like, yeah. This is They said it to you.

55:34

Yeah. I didn't have, like, who said it to you? What

55:36

are your family? Yeah. I mean, you don't have to talk about

55:38

fifty one. Yeah. I don't remember. But It

55:40

wasn't it wasn't like

55:42

a big coming out It wasn't a big company out there. They were

55:44

like, Natalie, did you all get it McDonald's at least? Did you all

55:46

get it, like, a milkshake? No. Okay. Cool. because I

55:49

don't understand. And we've noticed the way

55:51

you talk, dress, and act, behave.

55:53

Yeah. So we put the pieces together. The people you're having with? Yeah.

55:55

I had a friend that came out to us after

55:57

high school, and

55:57

everybody was like, yeah, we we know. Like, this

55:59

is not

56:02

I was surprised. It's like a dumb dumb. Like, of course, Chris, we love

56:04

you. I mean, it's Yeah. Nobody's ever come out to

56:06

me. I feel I feel a little bit hurt

56:10

by that. Really? No one's ever come out to you? I want somebody to come out to me.

56:12

No. He didn't finance it. Theo, to a

56:14

group of niggas. It was

56:16

so funny. to

56:18

me Dave Munro. He's like, okay. We

56:20

don't give a fuck, but we kinda

56:22

already do, like, it was so

56:25

fucking guys. want you to take me

56:27

seriously. He was like, Ian, the fuck up, man. What do you say? Say

56:30

he was by or gay? What do you say?

56:32

I'm kind of gay some time, and he

56:34

was Actually,

56:36

that we all were like Hey. Good

56:38

news day. But we took it because we

56:40

weren't all him and hollering over him and

56:43

fawning him like, remember that

56:45

that fucking series of the costume show when they all didn't do his face.

56:47

And they whoa. We didn't do any of that.

56:49

Yeah. We were like, alright, you guys. We all gonna fuck

56:52

That's crazy. came out to

56:54

you guys. And we was like, to

56:56

us. Why us? We don't care. That

56:58

was funny. You're looking at my rose singing

57:00

spiritual. We just laughed. We

57:02

laughed, like, the

57:04

whole time. Leland

57:06

was just like, we don't give a fuck. It's

57:08

comedy. Take a week, you know. Whatever.

57:10

Eat the wings. He's

57:12

like, I'll take the drumsticks.

57:14

Yeah. He was like he was like, okay. because Ian wanted us to just get

57:17

all fucking emotional form. He was like, to save the

57:19

party. He talked it up. He had it a

57:21

whole thing. Oh, thank you. for

57:23

them. Shannon, has anybody

57:24

ever come out to you? No.

57:26

Yeah. There

57:27

was, like, only, like, there are

57:29

two gay people in my family. One of

57:31

them, she passed away. But it

57:33

was just always

57:34

Your uncle killed her.

57:36

It

57:36

was always, like, swept under the rug

57:38

where it's, like, we knew it, but it would never be addressed because

57:40

of all the

57:41

older people in the family. Yeah, dude.

57:44

I don't think I have

57:46

any gay people in my immediate family that

57:48

I could even think of. and I

57:51

have a lot of cousins. They're all Puerto Rican dude. Well then statistically,

57:53

one of them

57:53

is gay. You just don't know yet. There's some secret

57:55

shit

57:55

going on. Yeah.

57:57

Yeah. For sure. But it's a very alpha e type family.

57:59

Like, even the girls are Gaines just,

58:02

like, big shoulders and

58:03

fucking subs. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

58:05

Well, he's probably

58:06

taken asshole. maybe. Be proud of.

58:08

Maybe. Star Walmart. Fuck

58:11

it. Yeah. So let's

58:14

see. body cam footage.

58:15

No. What what is this Aforeman video? This kind

58:17

of funny. Remember Aforeman before I got hide? I

58:20

was just talking about that on stream

58:22

the other did you have did you have

58:24

any other songs that was just that? Right? You do

58:26

not. You got crazy rap?

58:28

Shit. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I don't know

58:30

the song. very

58:30

dirty, but very good. Cold. Four to five and two zig zags. Baby that's

58:33

all we need. Why do you know that song?

58:35

Go to the Paul, cast, dunk.

58:38

smoked that though. We that Yeah. As the matter of law department, we can

58:40

take our turns. You can get me on

58:42

bed. That's all. That's all. And I got

58:44

the phone that you can jong

58:48

Yeah. Man. The fuck.

58:50

Good song. Alright. So what

58:52

happened when he was in concert. Let's get

58:55

to him. Yeah. I'll show

58:55

it to you. He's in concert, and he he hurt

58:58

himself currently. back.

59:06

No. Well off the

59:09

stage. Nice stage fall. And

59:11

he tumbled too. Look. Mister boy,

59:13

dude, dude, dude. Cold and

59:16

water says he says, oh, shit

59:18

right before.

59:22

Oh, there

59:28

I go. best

59:32

part. Oh, shit. Oh,

59:34

oh, no. That's the big part of the

59:36

song. There he goes. He was in

59:38

the news company. Remember he punched that lady a few years

59:40

ago? Yeah. I don't remember. When? Carmen's

59:42

pitch man? Carmen's mute. You don't hit a

59:43

you don't hit somebody in

59:45

the face. Shannon,

59:46

is he okay? What did he say? Yeah. He's okay.

59:48

he's like Yeah.

59:49

He got back up and continued the show. He's

59:51

gonna survive? Good. Thank you, John.

59:54

Alright. This look it is it is Black

59:56

Friday. I do want We gotta get some

59:58

Christmas shopping done today, Shannon. Did did you pull up

59:59

a list of things that we get some good Black Friday

1:00:02

deals? Yes. I have

1:00:02

a list of top ten best Black Friday two

1:00:04

weeks later deals. The twenty twenty

1:00:06

two deals. Yeah. Let's go. Okay. First one

1:00:09

is a MediQuest two VR

1:00:11

headset bundle, represents an evil four,

1:00:13

and beat zebra for

1:00:15

three forty nine nine. You

1:00:16

say Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait. Can you see a picture, Shannon? Just say

1:00:18

it. We'll see a picture of it. I

1:00:20

don't know. Is that is that the oculus

1:00:23

Yes. Yeah. It's the new thing. It's the new virtual

1:00:25

Did I say that I lost that I lost my

1:00:27

oculus? I can't find it. And I just signed

1:00:29

into my VR porn So

1:00:31

somebody else is fucking living my life right now and my

1:00:33

virtual reality world, fuck your real chicks.

1:00:35

Taking your virtual reality porn that

1:00:38

it was

1:00:38

that last time. now it's gone. So somebody saw

1:00:40

Have you to your son. I think my ex

1:00:42

girlfriend stole it. Yeah. Just

1:00:45

so

1:00:45

you know. I

1:00:46

think she fucking was oculus and

1:00:48

Good. Okay.

1:00:50

The next

1:00:52

one is Apple Air

1:00:56

AirPods Pro You can share this. Second generation for one ninety nine

1:00:58

ninety nine. It's for forty nine dollars. Hate

1:00:59

them. Don't like them. Do not like them. because

1:01:01

yeah. I feel like that. First of all,

1:01:04

I lose your phones really

1:01:06

got wires attached to them.

1:01:07

AirPods, you guys AirPods people?

1:01:09

I have I don't have a a iPhone, but I have

1:01:12

the equivalent for my Pixel. and I never

1:01:14

use them. I just use the wired headphones

1:01:16

anyway. I'm a lose

1:01:16

them. So that's what I'm a lose them. I'm a

1:01:18

lose them. Gantt fucking have them separate little

1:01:21

I mean, they're They're

1:01:22

a little fucking buggers. I'm not gonna use them. Zach, they're gonna fall out

1:01:24

of my

1:01:24

fucking head and I'm like, I'm gonna lose one

1:01:27

and I'm gonna have one. or

1:01:29

the way it's just a scam. The biggest scam in the world is

1:01:31

AirPods. I had to help someone.

1:01:32

When I was fucking waiting tables once this was

1:01:34

in LA, I had to help someone look

1:01:36

through the trash to find one because they left it on

1:01:39

the table and one of the bussers threw it out. It

1:01:41

was fucking like twenty minutes. It was a pain in

1:01:43

the ass.

1:01:43

Wow. Digging through garbage for technology.

1:01:45

Digging yeah. Crazy. I don't

1:01:47

know why I did it. Their tip wasn't even that good. Yeah. Shannon was

1:01:49

the next one heartless. The next

1:01:50

one is a Philips

1:01:51

premium air fryer for

1:01:54

one sixty nine ninety nine, you save a hundred and seventy nine dollars. And

1:01:56

air fryers are awesome.

1:01:57

Air fryers. Yeah. Yeah. My air

1:01:59

fryer

1:01:59

my air fryers, the the I

1:02:02

will say one of the best purchases

1:02:04

that I have. Yep. And I I got the the the ninja air fryer.

1:02:06

Yep. I do everything with it.

1:02:08

I do everything with it.

1:02:11

I mean, I I mean, if I wanna simply just heat

1:02:13

something up, that's what I did. If I wanna heat up a slice

1:02:15

of pizza, bang, air fryer, cook

1:02:17

bacon, air fryer. you. Literally anything. Anything you put in the oven,

1:02:19

you put it in the air fryer, it comes out better. It makes

1:02:21

it crispier. It makes it crispier. It makes

1:02:24

it better. what do you want me to say?

1:02:26

It cooks it faster. If I wanna bake something, I

1:02:28

can bake it twice as fast near from air fry that

1:02:30

make a

1:02:32

cheese. the air slot, I can't even make

1:02:34

the cheese. That's what you're gonna do. He's a cheater.

1:02:36

He's a goddamn cheater that rattlesnake.

1:02:38

Go ahead. Thanks a lot. baked

1:02:41

mac and mac and cheese. Next, I feel care about.

1:02:42

It's lululemon high rise pansy save

1:02:44

twenty dollars. Next is a Solo

1:02:48

stove bonfire.

1:02:49

I've seen these. Let me show

1:02:51

you real quick. Okay. Saving

1:02:52

hundred and seventy five dollars. That

1:02:54

may be cool for Smores.

1:02:57

It's just a a at home

1:03:00

store now? It's it's it's yes.

1:03:02

Oh, okay. It's big. It's big. That's

1:03:04

pretty big, bro. It's problematic too. That is

1:03:06

flammable. It's okay.

1:03:08

Then a

1:03:09

Apple twenty twenty one ten point one

1:03:12

inch iPad, save fifty nine

1:03:14

dollars. Okay. Ensignia fifty

1:03:16

eight inches smart TV for two ninety

1:03:18

nine ninety nine to save one hundred and eighty dollars

1:03:22

Whirlpool seven foot cubic

1:03:24

electric

1:03:24

dryer? The Roomba.

1:03:26

You

1:03:26

saved two hundred bucks. The Roomba

1:03:28

is fucking expensive to shit dude. I

1:03:30

didn't realize that. Are they good? You use them? I got my girlfriend

1:03:32

last year for Christmas. Mhmm. And

1:03:34

yeah. Everyone

1:03:35

was offended. Everyone talked about me, like, it

1:03:37

was an asshole. Right. I was

1:03:40

like, I because I was getting something to clean my

1:03:42

house. Wait. You don't have to do

1:03:43

anything. Right? Isn't that the point? You just hit a button then it won't

1:03:45

press the right button. I

1:03:46

bought her time, which is irreplaceable.

1:03:50

I saw a video that made me scared of the Roomba where

1:03:52

a dog should have, like, a diary on

1:03:54

the floor and the Roomba went over it

1:03:58

and just painted the entire floor. It's a wet

1:04:00

dog shit. And now I'm like, dude, I saw

1:04:02

that in the house. Dude, I saw a fucking

1:04:04

video that makes that a whole

1:04:06

lot different. Yeah. because but it's not like it does. That is Yeah.

1:04:08

because I saw a video, maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen

1:04:10

in the channel. I don't know if you could just be able to find it off

1:04:14

this. but it's a I believe it's a pit bull, but it's a

1:04:16

dog. And then there's a

1:04:17

baby cow, and the baby cow

1:04:19

is

1:04:19

sucking the dog's dick, and the dog's just humping the

1:04:22

baby cow's

1:04:24

and it made me laugh so fucking hard. No. Yeah.

1:04:26

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Baby Capstone songs, Jack.

1:04:28

I bet you can find it. Wow. They're fucking old.

1:04:31

good for you, man. It it it got milk in the end. It

1:04:34

was it was fucking cold.

1:04:36

Dude, it was

1:04:37

the best. And he

1:04:38

couldn't fake it. It wasn't CGI. It

1:04:40

was none of that, dude. That was a real life shit.

1:04:43

Hello Shannon?

1:04:44

Yeah. I find I found a

1:04:45

house somewhere. I can show you what house

1:04:47

that

1:04:47

we wanted. a

1:04:49

cow sucking dog's dick? Suck yeah. He

1:04:52

is. Interesting.

1:04:54

This isn't it, but it's

1:04:55

this is the same idea. Oh

1:04:58

my. Suckling on a

1:04:59

dog is gonna viral. tail is up

1:05:02

and hooked over. He's having a good time. Now here's

1:05:04

the thing. This dog was humping, dude. This

1:05:06

dog was was fucking the cow's mouth. It was

1:05:08

the funniest thing I've ever seen I did find the

1:05:10

diarrhea

1:05:10

video if you wanna see that real quick. Please.

1:05:12

Yeah. Cool. That I'd rather see that.

1:05:14

Yeah. Alright. Let's let's let's

1:05:16

see what happens. Oh, this is great.

1:05:19

So

1:05:19

Just so

1:05:23

I'm so scared

1:05:24

of the fucking

1:05:28

room with do you have to watch what?

1:05:30

You have to watch cats. She sometimes sheds

1:05:33

in the mouth. You take wet sheds on

1:05:35

the floor. Dog smells goes, yeah. That's that's

1:05:37

what it is. Yep. Yep. That's me. Oh, god.

1:05:39

This is easy. No. I'll

1:05:41

do this is like

1:05:43

a horror movie.

1:05:46

No.

1:05:46

Yeah. I mean, I feel like it needs suspenseful

1:05:47

music. Here it comes. Oh god.

1:05:49

That's what Let's

1:05:51

do it. Wow. Oh.

1:05:54

Wow. Jesus Christ. I

1:05:58

know. It also

1:05:59

gets a ship off in the

1:06:02

Roomba. Yeah. It just sucks. It really got

1:06:04

a ruined your day. There's no way that

1:06:06

you're gonna fucking No. You gotta throw it

1:06:08

out. Yeah. The Roomba's done

1:06:10

after that. That's

1:06:11

awful. And it's going cross the

1:06:13

line. Oh. Shannon,

1:06:16

there's you really can't find that dog, fucking there, cows. I

1:06:18

just really wanna us to see this. I I

1:06:20

mean, you're welcome, man. It would have it.

1:06:22

It's inside your heart. You'll love it. Derek?

1:06:24

I'm not gonna love it. Derek love it.

1:06:26

You'll show it to others. This sell is terrible.

1:06:29

And I'll I'll watch because

1:06:30

this is this goofy ass show. I've described

1:06:32

it a personal matter of mine. I I

1:06:34

would judge you with the amount

1:06:36

of times, I've shown people the monkey using a frog a flashlight. Yeah.

1:06:39

I saw that. Yeah. That yeah.

1:06:41

That I saw that. Shany

1:06:44

Slub found it. No. Don't

1:06:46

say it. Dog

1:06:49

fox cow's mouth. We

1:06:51

might be safe.

1:06:53

I mean, it's

1:06:55

I don't make me it might be

1:06:57

in the Facebook group. And it's probably in

1:06:59

the Facebook group, to be

1:07:01

honest with you. Oh,

1:07:02

I found crazy man, fuck's cow mouth with Patty. Oh.

1:07:04

That's

1:07:04

the person. You're not the fuck. It's wrong

1:07:06

with it. Alright. Maybe maybe that's just hold on hold on.

1:07:08

Let's see. One more shot with this and that's that.

1:07:11

It's the the best

1:07:12

video I've seen in my life. Sound it sound it.

1:07:14

Yeah. Please go. Yes.

1:07:16

Oh my god. God.

1:07:20

Yes. Bodyguard.

1:07:22

This is facial abuse. Oh, jeez.

1:07:24

Look, he puts it

1:07:27

back. like you put it

1:07:30

back. Oh my god.

1:07:32

It

1:07:32

sounds like I can't.

1:07:36

so big. That's the

1:07:38

bet. I like that

1:07:41

the cat went back. than

1:07:43

you knelt, but she keeps sucking. I

1:07:46

want she's a snow snatcher. She's a the

1:07:48

cow's a soul snatcher. she

1:07:51

snow snitched that dog. What was the number one what

1:07:53

was the number one deal on Amazon Shannon

1:07:55

or for Black Friday? Though

1:07:57

the number one was the

1:07:59

meta quest. the medic was. Yeah.

1:08:00

We went from one of them. Yeah. I did that.

1:08:02

Shannon, do you know how things work? Yeah. I I

1:08:04

read it wrong, but there's there's so I I have,

1:08:06

like, on

1:08:07

New on New Year's Eve of Shannon counts from

1:08:09

one upwards of the damage

1:08:11

Shannon. The

1:08:12

the number one there's a fifty

1:08:14

percent on fire TV devices, like for Amazon's

1:08:17

specifically, lots of laptops, like I got it. This year, I'm

1:08:18

gonna do shopping on Black Friday. I'm gonna actually do it. I've never done it in my life. I've

1:08:20

never given a fuck about a deal once. I was like, I'm just

1:08:23

gonna give all my shit Christmas shopping on

1:08:26

Friday. Are you

1:08:27

going to go in store, or are you gonna just order

1:08:29

it all online? I'm an in store guy, but

1:08:30

none of the shit I want is gonna

1:08:33

sell. What

1:08:34

do you want? Seriously, when you when I'm Christmas for the I like in store, I go the toy then I

1:08:36

go, oh, look, there's a board game that I've never even

1:08:38

heard of. And

1:08:38

I think it's cool. And I'm like, alright.

1:08:43

I'll be inspired. That's probably not gonna happen on Amazon or when I shop online.

1:08:46

But for them, I'll do one day of Christmas

1:08:48

shopping during the Christmas season

1:08:50

where I grab things like that.

1:08:52

But my bigger gifts, I'll get all I did Black

1:08:54

Friday from my TV a few years ago, and it

1:08:55

was fucking it's the best.

1:08:58

That's it's worth

1:08:59

it for that us off. If you're

1:09:01

gonna make a big purchase, fuck, yes. And I bought a that

1:09:03

was, like, the first thing. It was, like, oh, I have money. I bought a stupid

1:09:05

big teething. Got

1:09:08

damn straight.

1:09:08

I have money, I'm gonna get like a seventy

1:09:10

inch. I have I

1:09:11

have a sixty something. Oh, that's amazing. I love it. It's amazing. Alright. We gotta wrap this

1:09:13

one. It's been a fun show you

1:09:15

guys are the best as

1:09:17

always, please support Zia and Derek and everything they do. We'll be back on Monday with another

1:09:19

great episode of favorite podcast, the realized

1:09:21

podcast until then. Have yourselves

1:09:24

a great weekend.

1:09:27

Good night.

1:09:28

yeah

1:09:33

That's awful.