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2:02

two white male guests. This has been a good week, Shannon.

2:04

I really appreciate the way you've been booking this show this week.

2:06

Ladies and gentlemen, from the dad

2:08

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2:11

Back on the show. Way

2:13

too loud. Way too loud.

2:16

No. Crank it up. That was crazy.

2:19

Also, ladies and gentlemen, from the

2:21

end podcast, the great Ryan

2:23

Shaner, is back on the show. Thank you so

2:26

much. Not loud and Exactly. Not

2:28

loud enough. But you're a little bit louder to be

2:30

honest. I need louder

2:32

AK forty sevens in my ear. So

2:35

what happened? Shaner, what oh,

2:41

a little shutdown. as

2:44

we find out that I'm a robot. Was that

2:46

was that show or show time? Shannon,

2:48

would you please show Question

2:50

on the cowboy robots? You mean Westworld? Yeah.

2:54

What a shit in Westworld this weekend? You're

2:56

not a reference bot. They wouldn't let a

2:58

Puerto Rican in Westworld. I'd be

3:00

like, at him out. The server

3:02

bot shut down. Like a West

3:04

Side Story World. Hit

3:07

like You shut down mid snap. It's

3:11

like, oh, no. The jet is out of fuel.

3:14

Goddamn. We have an incredible

3:16

show planted. But Shannon, my problem is this, what is

3:18

going on? So battle is on vacation this week, which is

3:20

I have no issue with Natalie going on vacation. She's

3:22

fucking killing. I killed her. in Ireland. So

3:25

but then you

3:30

Someone could you turn his crayons? No.

3:35

You have no tities

3:38

like clunky. Why

3:41

have you shifted sides? Why are you

3:43

sitting in this seat, ma'am? I don't understand.

3:45

Because I feel like it's easier for

3:48

me to just send the articles to another person

3:50

and then pull things up. And that's the what

3:52

they have to do in that position where this, they

3:54

have to, like, know what the different intros are,

3:56

the sound effect.

3:56

and all of the time. Dylan to fuck it up.

3:58

Wow. So you don't trust

3:59

Harrington or Dillon to come in in the engineering

4:02

position. Nice. Shannon can wear every hat. Is she's

4:04

that? It's

4:04

just like I feel like an easier thing to throw

4:07

somebody into.

4:08

Well, wow.

4:09

Sounds like a easier thing to throw somebody in pressure.

4:11

This is what that is. My god. He'll still find a

4:13

way to fuck this whole thing up. Hey, these Hey,

4:15

New Dylan. I feel like this coffee is it

4:18

doesn't taste great. It's it's a little flavorless.

4:21

think you're gonna be getting a little stronger. Don't be an asshole

4:23

dude. This way, they're gonna come back

4:25

with all of his his full bodied

4:27

and robust. Do you think it's you think this

4:29

is full bodied? Oh, yeah.

4:32

And also, like I said before, perfect

4:34

temperature. I'm gonna guys have the best coffee

4:36

machine. That might be the best part of waking up. It's

4:38

it's closed. It's am I is that when

4:40

you taste this? Sure. It it's

4:42

just thin. Good. Will

4:47

you chase this is the first thing of every

4:49

daybreak movie. Yeah. So,

4:51

like, will you chase this is Let's let's find a cup

4:54

of coffee you. You think it's good. I I don't like

4:56

that notion. Yeah. It's a little bit thin to me if

4:58

you ask me. let's get our plugs

5:00

in. Let's fucking get our show going.

5:02

I'm excited. People have been fucking pumped

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it on this show. A lot of fucking people are excited

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0II feel like that might be

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I was what I was editing. Did you do a trail

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cocaine back to his vlogs? My twitch

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channel twitch on tv slash p r rattlesnake.

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You watch me play Warzone.

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I mean, I'm so bad at it. No. We

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team up though. It is fun. It's a lot of

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fun. Butterly chat is the new

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the new tits. They really

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got effect. That was that was the one thing missing from

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Old War zone. constant proximity

8:20

proximity. chats fucking just What is that? It's

8:22

as soon as you get close enough to someone else in the game,

8:24

they just start calling you the end. Oh, yeah. Oh my god.

8:26

Yes. That's great. I'm glad that when it's

8:28

like a four year old child, it's so

8:30

But peace, mister Pete, don't kill me. And

8:32

I'm like, I won't kill you. Were you talking about Amir? I

8:34

think you're a huge a shit right in the front of

8:36

my head. I take all the shit. I laugh all the shit. The

8:39

four year old kills Louis. Nine times out of ten. do

8:41

that. That happened with a girl yesterday. She was hi.

8:43

And I was like, oh, you sound cute. And my

8:45

bang. Dude, that's how they get story in your

8:47

life. Shot me right between

8:49

my fucking eyes. The amount of times you talk to a hot

8:51

chick on a video Gomez, and she cut your dick off. It is

8:53

amazing. Yeah, dude. So

8:55

look, everyone in the fucking racist lives chat

8:57

is they're going apeshit. Yeah. They're

8:59

going apeshit. I figured, I would be

9:01

remiss. if I did not ask what the fuck's going

9:03

on with this. No, sir. Here here's the thing.

9:05

We had a disagreement about

9:09

So in my in my

9:11

opinion in my opinion no. No.

9:13

I got it. I got

9:15

it. He

9:17

told him to plead the fuck. Wouldn't

9:21

you like to know? What's going on?

9:24

Damn. You little

9:26

fucking girl? Oh, you want some

9:28

gossip for you? You want some you want to throw some

9:30

gossip. Look. Look. You're trying to choke the

9:32

chance. I know exactly what this is. And the whole

9:34

thing is, like, I was thinking about the way. I didn't book you on the

9:36

show Shannon did. Yeah. Either way. Okay. Well,

9:38

that's not what the So I I love you. I was

9:41

I wasn't post sharing what I came Shaner

9:43

Look at we've overstayed our welcome. I don't

9:45

even need to leave. I feel

9:47

a tattoo of us. Okay. Yeah. Look, you

9:49

know what you say? we ruined your party.

9:52

Brian seeks a realized dude or not.

9:54

We're trying to figure it out. Here's what I'm telling

9:56

you right now, is we had a

9:58

disagreement and I stick

9:59

by this. Street of

10:01

Ridge too is the greatest side scrolling beat them

10:04

up of all time. I know

10:06

a lot of people go after the original

10:08

because they think that soundtrack is a little bit better. I

10:10

just I heard he was just hurdles in time, man. You

10:12

know what? It was. He was actually a fucking

10:14

hyper hyper diving high sky. Of. And

10:16

I remember thinking Hyper

10:18

Stone. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

10:20

god. Talk to you. See, that's what the reason

10:22

too. That's what the reason too. He kept saying

10:24

HyperDiving. I and I never

10:27

wanted that. I've never liked brine

10:29

six. Let me put this out there. Okay? Let

10:31

me put let me throw this fucking out there. Okay?

10:33

Thank you very much, gentlemen. What's your what's your

10:35

problem? Yeah. What is your problem?

10:37

Oh, my God, way better. Are you kidding

10:39

me, Zach? Whoa. Can I get some of that better coffee? No.

10:41

You have better coffee. It's better. Can I have

10:43

some of the select reserve Yeah.

10:46

I thought it was a maxwell house.

10:48

That's very terribly good. You do go to a

10:50

a Starbucks. It'll be, like, the select reserve

10:52

Starbucks where they have, like, what? Like, kegs of

10:54

coffee somehow? Like, what is the What is the What is the

10:56

is considerably better. Considerably

10:59

better, dude. Yeah. That other shit was fucking

11:01

terrible. That was I mean, this is

11:03

not bad. Gosh. Slurf it all down. So

11:05

look, look, I'm not a fucking gay bitch. I

11:07

don't care about the gossip between you

11:09

and your I don't care. they care.

11:11

The fans I know I know they did. The fans wanna

11:13

know, I don't

11:15

care. I didn't even know who was

11:17

on you fucked it or this is the end

11:19

or Schmuck and poos. Fucking

11:21

muck and poos. -- closet party or a

11:23

fucking neck and chairs. pussy

11:25

time. I don't know. We don't know. We

11:27

don't know about the black one. We don't know any of

11:29

guys aren't You're

11:31

mad. Matt, we're supposed to die.

11:33

We are we create the orbit in the Legion of

11:35

Scanks and Gas Digital University. You guys are a

11:37

planet, and that's fine. Philly is a planet in

11:39

our universe, but I am a thank

11:41

god amongst this fucking You're like a Puerto

11:43

Rican Galactus is what you are.

11:46

Thank you, man. you imagine a god

11:48

coming down and being like, oh, I care about their

11:50

fucking podcast or I don't care. The fans

11:52

care. And I try to I keep doing this. You

11:54

sound like a coked up zerxes right

11:56

now too. I am to

11:58

be gay of dying in the end. Are you gonna put

12:00

your hand on my shoulder? I am a

12:02

fan cock. Yeah. I could show you. I

12:04

am a kind cock. and

12:06

forgive. However

12:09

however, I will suck all my servants

12:11

dues. Jeez. That's crazy. You

12:13

tried the premise that we are not gave it to

12:15

me. He's not a US school guy. He's

12:17

not a genius. Eagle

12:19

Melbourne. He's

12:21

got Herbsey. Exactly.

12:25

Yeah. Exactly.

12:30

Yeah. III kind of love

12:32

and Donny. I'm just saying,

12:34

if you don't wanna tell the fans what's going on, you're gonna

12:36

tell the fans what's going on. They wanted to know.

12:38

They was as soon as I announced that you guys

12:40

were on -- Yeah. -- this is all that Oh my god.

12:42

I think inundated with. And I've

12:44

never used that word. You've never

12:46

used the word inundated. A fucking for

12:48

syllable word, god. inundated.

12:50

But look, the fact of the matter

12:52

is there there was an issue

12:54

that happened. And I and I'll say

12:56

personally, I left on my own accord. I left because

12:58

out of principle, I needed to leave.

13:01

And as far as it comes out to, I'm never

13:03

gonna defame or trash the guy.

13:05

So friends, as far as as

13:07

I'm concerned, things are on the

13:09

backburner. As far as I'm concerned. What does that mean? Your

13:11

friendships on the backburner? What I'm saying is your

13:13

your your is water under the bridge?

13:15

We've been running What do you

13:17

mean under the carpet or is it a beef? Was it

13:20

there is no there first of all, the gate where you think

13:22

gay right now? The gate. The

13:24

gate is thing is comedy beef. I have no I

13:26

I have no beef with the fucking guy. There

13:28

we go. I have no beef with the guy. What are

13:30

you? But what's up, Dave? Can you say it to you for

13:32

no questions? What? Do

13:34

you answer yes or no question? What the fuck is I'm not

13:36

gonna answer yes or what. Let's just answer the

13:38

first one. I will see whatever you got.

13:40

One point What I'm saying is what

13:42

I'm saying is, this is this is where I

13:45

need to be, and that's where I'm going.

13:48

Studio c. See you over there. See over there,

13:50

dude. See you there.

13:52

If you're making barbershop, it's

13:55

also called the end. That's mimicking

13:57

barbershop. The end. That's

13:59

what that's what I call a man up there

14:01

with the end. Could you see the

14:04

end? Yeah. I'm missing part of the

14:06

year. Yeah. Listen to

14:08

me. Look, I'm I'm hoping that it's one of I've

14:10

always liked Brian six.

14:12

Did Brian six steal money from you? That's what everyone

14:14

wants to know. Did he steal money from you because what happened was

14:16

your producer, blah blah blah blah blah,

14:18

whatever his name is Danny Dobbs,

14:20

please double it. Please don't act like

14:22

that. His name is Danny Dobbs. He's a man. you

14:24

think I know Danny Dups? I just said his

14:26

name ten seconds ago. Do you think I remembered?

14:28

If you were listening to your friend in a

14:30

conversation, you might. I'm not saying you have What's my

14:32

girlfriend's name? Jenna. Fuck. Yeah,

14:34

dude. Never mind. We all know that.

14:37

We just met Hey, Jenna. Can you pull a picture of Jenna,

14:39

please? Go ahead, please. Janet.

14:42

Please pull up Janet's Instagram handle, if you

14:44

wouldn't mind.

14:46

Janet, please don't show Zoom or Google.

14:51

No. She didn't sign up for

14:54

my friends

14:56

will harass You see her the other

14:58

one? I've got her to my room.

15:01

She's got a remote

15:03

controlling Lewis. It's just a butt plug

15:05

in his ass. Danny Dubs is the

15:07

person who came into and let me say

15:09

this, into my world, into

15:11

my universe, Allegionist gangs,

15:13

Facebook group, which is essentially,

15:15

like, fucking town hall for the

15:17

universe we've created. Right? Yeah. And he

15:19

started hall Yeah. It. Universal hall, and he

15:21

started banging on the fucking wall. He posted

15:23

a placard. I swear to God. No. He

15:25

did it. He posted a placard. I

15:27

would assume somebody else posted

15:29

it. Oh, screenshot. That was a

15:31

screenshot of the Facebook post. Oh.

15:33

But he still was out there.

15:35

He was

15:35

still out there fucking dropping names.

15:37

Dropping behind. The way the Is Danny,

15:40

can you pull up the post, please? God, Jesus Christ.

15:43

Also, I'll I'll alright. Here's you know what?

15:45

The the reason that there are there is a

15:47

screenshot of a post is because the same dude that

15:49

are, like, with with Physics, we're also sending

15:51

him constant DM's, like, oh, you ruined you

15:53

fucking fucking idiot. How come Physics isn't on the

15:55

fucking bug? Oh, so he responded.

15:57

That was a private message. No.

15:59

No. That was that was Well, that was so

16:01

Danny Dobbs being a fucking you know,

16:03

the last dude. you know what? Fuck it. I

16:05

give it to him. Yeah. Exactly. He's

16:07

a real

16:08

ass dude.

16:10

He's got bad

16:13

attitude.

16:13

Wait too

16:19

long. Get as long. We gotta get a short we'll get a

16:21

short inversion of that. don't look

16:23

cushion pushers gonna do it.

16:25

Butterly.

16:26

Let's try it like a jingle. Like, real last

16:28

dude. You know, I want a new real lasted of the

16:30

week jingle from cushion pusher. but

16:32

it can't be all fucking whiny and shit. He's

16:35

got it. He'd be like, he's everywhere, man,

16:37

dude. Yeah. Do you think about this? punk

16:39

stuff. Yeah. We try to do new like, he's doing

16:41

Brat punk. No more of that. I don't like it.

16:43

What the fuck is Brat punk?

16:44

It's like the Brat punk. Well, dude,

16:46

what side. It's it's

16:48

punk rock. You're only allowed to have bread,

16:51

rice, apples, and

16:54

No pussy. Temados. Temados?

16:56

Temados. No. Is that on the brought diet?

16:58

It's not tomatoes. Oh, I

17:00

thought you were making up a diet. it.

17:03

No. Did I put this back? The brand guy, it's a

17:05

real diet. Dude, because my timing was

17:07

hurting the other day. It's

17:10

it's Butterly.

17:14

It's no.

17:17

It's bread, rice, apples,

17:19

and triscuits. No.

17:22

tuna? No. Tetanus.

17:28

You sound a little bit teething. No. That's definitely a new one. He'll

17:30

make you feel better. He's gonna get you where

17:32

you need to beat them. We'll have the standard Dabs

17:34

post. Okay? Come on. Let's see. It's

17:36

toast, by

17:37

right away the way. toast to

17:38

the tea. Toast. Bread

17:41

is toast. That's fun. Nana.

17:43

b is banana. Wow. And

17:45

you really don't know what the fuck you're doing?

17:48

don't. Absolutely not. Alright,

17:50

guys. I'll break the silence and let everyone know

17:52

Philly really going on.

17:55

on.

17:55

Come on. Come on.

17:57

Come on.

17:58

Come on. Come on. uncomfortable.

18:00

The podcast broke up

18:02

because -- Same. -- six. Right. is

18:04

a piece of shit that stole well

18:06

over ten thousand dollars from his

18:08

podcast partner.

18:09

Is that true?

18:12

You

18:12

go full red bar. Yeah. You are. We were good.

18:14

We were above. You're a bread bar. No.

18:17

No. We were

18:19

good. with bread bar.

18:22

Red So this

18:27

guy steals ten

18:29

thousand dollars from his podcast.

18:31

Yeah. But can't do it?

18:34

That's for your red bar. I didn't hear

18:36

you. He

18:39

kept everything that the podcast made and gave nothing.

18:42

He

18:43

lied to them

18:45

about how much money they were making and said the

18:47

money was going to me to produce

18:49

the podcast while also not paying me for the last

18:51

six months. He currently owes me

18:54

two thousand nine hundred and

18:56

ten dollars. No. I would

18:58

play that a little closer to the vest if that's

19:00

what you make in six months. Well,

19:02

let's also apologize for how

19:04

poorly this is written. Katie and I grew up together in the hood. We're

19:07

both completely unhedged. So

19:10

this does come off as kind of an

19:12

unhinged ransom This is double low level

19:14

Catholic school. You could tell right away. Can

19:16

you play can you play a little fresh prince

19:18

behind the as as a music beat behind it, the rest

19:20

of it? Why not?

19:21

Right? The whole

19:23

Philly scene found this out and no

19:25

longer fucks with him. That's

19:27

why you will not see him guessing on any

19:30

Philly podcast.

19:31

Shainer is the

19:33

nicest guy in the world, and that's why That's

19:35

true. He hasn't outright sent

19:38

this publicly. but I'm not as nice as

19:40

him. Oh, fuck him.

19:42

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19:46

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19:59

anymore, then sign up for whatever

20:01

horse shit He's trying to

20:03

make. That's your son,

20:05

Megan. Wow.

20:06

The Luvs are

20:09

off. Danny Dobbs doesn't

20:11

give fuck. There's three sides to every story. That's

20:13

a heck of an internet post. Wow.

20:16

Yeah. That was a banger on whatever

20:18

horse shit. he broke the backboard

20:20

dunking on that one. I'll tell you. I

20:22

mean, you look, here's the thing. How much of this

20:24

is true? If you don't have to say anything, you

20:26

can let I understand you keep in a classic. It's fine. I have to ask. People

20:28

are fucking telling me that. And I and you understand.

20:30

You also didn't say don't talk about it. If if you

20:32

would've said don't talk, I would I I called

20:34

Shannon. I said Shannon, Did Shane or

20:36

Shane not talk about it? And she goes, no. But I'll go ask right now.

20:38

It's like, stop you stupid bitch. You're gonna ask

20:40

something about me. I

20:41

mean, like I said, III

20:43

don't have any Philly

20:46

or bad intentions toward the guy at all.

20:48

What happened was Philly

20:50

was a great rapper name. He's

20:53

saying, dude, if you're dude, that's if you become rapid. I

20:55

mean, these It will. It will

20:57

already exist. Is that a rapper? Yes.

20:59

Absolutely. Exactly. You think you're

21:01

that smart. It

21:03

was great. It sounds like one of the first used

21:05

that had aged. Yeah.

21:08

His album's called

21:11

red ribbons. red ribbons.

21:13

Yeah. The the thing is,

21:15

is it could this

21:17

be is it

21:20

Is Danny Dubs being a hundred percent accurate? Or

21:22

is it that's his perspective.

21:24

Visa probably has a

21:26

a

21:26

different version of the story that isn't

21:29

as Danny. Where's Bizzar a fucking what I'm telling you? Should I

21:31

be fucking with Bizzar? Should we should we be

21:33

including Bizzar in the fucking gas digital

21:35

universe? It's your Luis. It's

21:37

your honor. No, dude. I'm coming down the I'm

21:39

coming down the planet Philly. Look, I'm talking to

21:41

the guys down there. You guys are Oh,

21:43

yeah. I saw and ours. Yeah. And we're looking at

21:45

you in our heads or We don't know. We're seeing

21:47

our creative Your low level

21:49

your low level, God. We're evaporating into

21:51

a pink mist in front of our loved ones. You're like

21:53

that so gay. You're like that gay alien from

21:56

Prometheus. We have no idea what the fuck is

21:58

going on. You're like that you felt water and

22:00

evaporator or whatever. You don't drink

22:02

loser. You drink old common. You fell in a

22:04

fucking wild card dicks, dude.

22:06

Thanks. the black soda. So so is

22:08

what what what would six' version of

22:10

this b at the very I I tell you that

22:12

I do not know what narrative he's spending. I don't

22:14

know because What was his story to you?

22:16

It was a lot of again,

22:18

It was acknowledgment, but no real

22:21

accountability was Was he was he going head to I've

22:23

been producing the podcast and putting a lot I've

22:25

invested into it so that I'm paying

22:27

myself back before we were sort of splitting the money. That's what I would've

22:29

done. He can've spun it. There's no way he could've check receipt. It

22:31

was more like I had two

22:34

questions. Is where is his money and

22:36

why don't I have it? Yeah. That was

22:38

it. And he had no answer for that. And the

22:40

answers that he gave were

22:42

not up to my standard as

22:44

a good one. And I decided

22:46

that in there that the way I'm looking at

22:48

this is you're gonna do your thing and I

22:50

add a principal cannot continue on the podcast.

22:53

Well, I decided to walk away. You should

22:55

have handled it like the principal. In that movie,

22:57

the principal. thrown in the razor, Adam, or

22:59

something? Yes. You get them with a Yeah. What was it

23:01

gonna do? Was I gonna make them? We're gonna

23:03

smoking crack. Go you mean, you're talking

23:05

about lead on me.

23:07

That's not the No. That's the biggest principles. That Tom Sides

23:09

more. Polushi. Oh. The prince I'm

23:12

thinking of the I'm thinking of lean on me

23:14

with fucking Morgan freeman, where Sam's is on the

23:16

chest. Like, yes. About crack time. I am I'm

23:19

reminded to what the fuck got it. Oh, I noted. You

23:21

don't know what the There isn't talking about

23:23

the principal. The principal. I've seen the

23:25

principal. principal with Blue Shield -- It's the same movie.

23:28

-- Lucas and juniors in that movie, and it's not

23:30

the same movie. Same

23:31

concept? It's

23:32

borderline They're all the same concept, dude. A teacher or

23:34

a principal helps blacks. Isn't

23:37

there also one with John Lovett's?

23:39

That is like a parody. That's

23:41

that's High school. Yeah. High school.

23:43

High school of work. Alex,

23:45

you're a teacher. Alright. Bring him on.

23:47

Oh, that's a great scene because he

23:49

spying on a six pannies with binoculars in

23:51

the classroom, which is amazing.

23:54

promoted to the bottom of a barrel.

23:56

Yeah.

23:56

We're so called.

23:59

Brandon. Wait.

23:59

These these are spray their students. Is

24:02

there a little white guy doing that? This would have been

24:04

a way to remove it.

24:08

Yes. That's candy,

24:10

Shaner, by the way.

24:13

It's not Tony Todd, because I can't even

24:15

not Tony Todd. You hit your head

24:17

just morning. He said Camey and I came

24:19

to the Camey and Origin story.

24:22

candy man in high school, dude. I want you

24:24

to think of this school as

24:26

a home away from prison.

24:29

Man, is it great when you could just make movie that was a hundred

24:31

percent accurate? Philly great.

24:33

Now it would be a bunch

24:35

of, like, fucking shit. By the way,

24:37

everyone else at the scene is so black that

24:39

Jim Belushi looks like he's green screen dead.

24:42

It looks like just his head

24:44

and he's got a green blanket on it.

24:49

Oh, shit. Gimbalushi. Yeah.

24:51

It's actually like that. Never seen. Look,

24:53

I'm I'm hoping that you

24:55

know, we'll we'll move on. But I hope that six makes the men's in his

24:57

own way. I've always liked six. I think he's a

24:59

good dude, but he's out. Philly

25:02

has fucking shut

25:04

the door on sex, dude.

25:06

because sex was a made man, dude. If we're

25:08

talking in terms of fucking and

25:10

mafia, so, like, look, I'm I'm New

25:12

York. Just so you

25:14

guys know. I'm the head

25:16

in New York. You guys got your little Philly crew,

25:18

which is great dude. You're a little Philly crew. Shaner your

25:20

boss. I get to put you guys wrong. You're all

25:23

men. I was just going to be like, I ain't got

25:25

no boss. Yeah. This one fucking

25:27

dude. I never even heard of Philly. Philly talking about.

25:29

I'm out of my own. He's talking about --

25:31

Dougie. I'm just saying get up every the

25:33

leash running around. The dog Well, now

25:35

you work for Shane the chromosome. Gomez.

25:38

Doug, you you

25:41

you guys I mean, is there a hit out

25:43

on six now? Is that it? Yeah. Is he

25:45

dead duty? The the only hit he put out was on

25:47

himself. That's

25:49

all. It's like we're the gay guy

25:51

in the Sopranos. He just couldn't stop sucking

25:53

dick. I don't know. He knew the rose.

25:55

Why why why you knew the rose? There's too

25:57

much inter interject sucking on

25:59

no gas. We did not want this out of

26:02

it. Yeah. It's just yeah. I'm

26:04

doing I'm just moving on doing

26:06

whatever I need to do. for me. Good, dude. Good for

26:08

you. And honestly, dude, I think this

26:10

is gonna be a fucking this right now. Let me

26:12

say this. Regardless of how

26:14

you feel about sex, Okay?

26:16

because the jury's still at I'm look, I I still

26:18

gotta do a little bit of independent research. We'll figure it

26:20

out. Okay? But either way, everyone fucking

26:22

loves you as they should. And everyone should go sign

26:24

up for your Patreon right now I don't ever

26:26

say that. I'm an anti Patreon usually. Correct.

26:28

But go support shaina, fucking blow it out of the

26:30

water. Go make more money than you would have ever made

26:32

before. This is a blessing to disguise you can thank

26:34

Brian six for being a fucking real ass

26:36

dude and stealing from you right in front of your

26:38

eyes. I mean, jeez, Chris. And let it

26:40

happen. Yeah. You do have the

26:42

excessive accountability. Oh, believe me. Fucking moron. You

26:44

know understand how many times I have

26:46

looked myself in the mirror. Like, you fucking

26:49

you're eating. Yeah. You like, it's

26:51

you point the finger at anybody. The hardest finger I had to

26:54

point was in the mirror. So whoa. What's

26:56

going on? Yeah. It was it

26:58

was stanky at the end of that point.

27:00

Butterly So it was it was it was going to a picture

27:02

and you were seeing the numbers and you were not, like I wasn't

27:04

seeing it. You weren't even seeing the numbers. Wasn't seeing it. Did

27:06

you not know how to, like I just it what

27:08

it was is that I put trust

27:11

in somebody that I was

27:13

under the impression it had my best interest in

27:15

mind. Whether or not that had faltered at some

27:17

point in time, I can't say. What

27:19

I do know is when

27:21

all of the questions I had asked weren't

27:23

answered up to again to my specs

27:25

or standard, I decided that was then

27:27

and there, that I can't believe that it

27:29

was the end. That's

27:32

Keyrat, Dave. So WiFi is over

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28:30

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28:32

know what? two celebrity deaths this week. New

28:34

game were playing I'm not gay.

28:36

Let's talk about celebrity deaths here.

28:40

Philly Allie, Cirissy Allie dies

28:42

of I thought she died years ago.

28:44

Why did you know she just got fat? She just

28:46

got fat. That's that's that's that's the one who

28:48

had become deadly. Once a woman

28:50

crosses certain threshold and wait, she's fucked up. What's

28:52

the what's the what's the death bed weight?

28:55

A buck forty five fluid.

28:58

Yeah. That's one forty five. That's That's

29:00

closed casket for Louis. If

29:03

he can. If he

29:05

can. Dude, plus size casket is

29:07

a good rap name too. How did

29:09

how did Kirsty Allie die? You

29:11

need to sound bitch.

29:14

colon cancer. She's not like mama cash. She

29:16

was eating the sandwich. Was

29:18

she the face of weight watchers for

29:20

a long time? No.

29:23

That was that was Ricky Lake. No.

29:25

I think she was the face of a weight loss.

29:27

No. She was. It was maybe a SlimFast

29:29

or a Jenny Craig. Jenny,

29:31

I forgot about Jenny. Is Jenny Craig

29:33

a hot bitch? What does she look No. She looks like Angie

29:35

from Angie's List. know what it is. You know

29:37

what Jenny Craig looks like? She for when

29:40

Jenny Craig started. It was and

29:42

actually, it was Jenny Craig. It was a

29:44

it was a blonde lady talking about her weightless

29:46

program, Jenny Craig. And it was, like, she

29:48

almost looked like Cammi Faye Shaner.

29:51

She had, like, big hair. She

29:53

was never a good looking, but it was, like, enough to

29:55

get moms being, like, I could look like that

29:57

if I tried. Yeah. That was

29:59

actually funny. In the nineties, when you were calling each

30:01

other fat, you would just say Jenny Craig at each

30:03

other. Oh, yeah. Hey. What up Jenny Craig?

30:05

Hey, Craig. So Jack Lowrey That's wait.

30:07

Is that Jenny Craig? What the hell?

30:09

What is that mutant? That's a ghoul.

30:11

Is that a duchess? What

30:13

is that? That's the cancer that killed Kirsty Elliot. And

30:16

and Kirsty

30:16

Elliot did do Jenny

30:19

Craig. Yes. Yeah. She

30:21

didn't do it right. Yeah. Yeah. She gained all the way

30:23

back. Right? Yeah. You can't get that

30:25

weight off. Yeah. She was very heavy at

30:28

the end. Oh,

30:28

wow. What's very heavy? I haven't seen Kirsey

30:31

Alley in a while. She was wearing a lot

30:33

of, like, very flowy and color Was she was

30:35

she no longer Kirsey Alley is

30:37

Kirsty Highway. She was fucking

30:39

big. Was she big?

30:41

Oh, my god. That's that's not

30:43

that big. Like her? She was like, a

30:45

kirsty overpass a kirsty

30:49

freeway. What I'm saying is,

30:51

that's not that's

30:53

not gross. Gross. I

30:55

mean, she's older. But that's if that's how she went

30:57

out, I could see She's, like, seventy one years

30:59

old. Right? So I ask that you forgot to

31:01

turn in your paperwork. She's got got that kind

31:03

of face. I'd still look, not for nothing for a seventy

31:05

one year old fat bitch. Pretty

31:08

fucking toy. Not for nothing? All things

31:10

considered. I know several uncles who would fuck that

31:12

record, dude. get out of here. See about for

31:14

the story. For the You're

31:16

single. Yeah. You're single. Yeah. For

31:18

this Kirsty Allie's in there, dude, she's fucking

31:20

just smashing a fucking She

31:22

would slice the pizza into her face. look the way she

31:24

did when I was a kid. If I was yeah. Yeah. She

31:26

has she's in Cheers' eyes. You got the

31:28

Cheers' eyes. Cheers' eyes. Definitely. It's a

31:30

good smash. obviously. You'd have

31:32

to. If I was in a room, it sounds like Yo Dude, I

31:34

don't wanna be weird, but Kirsty Allie is over

31:36

there. She wants to talk to your truck. She's, like,

31:38

really into it. get out of here. I'd be like, fuck

31:40

it. Here's the alley. I would

31:42

call my mom. I would call my mom

31:44

during sex. Like, you would not believe what I'm

31:46

fucking right down. I'd be like,

31:48

get a little Jeff on the front, so I can dunk

31:50

on him right now, dude. You know, all

31:52

Thursday. And we've just you that block. I

31:54

mean, the higher Cheers cast. That's

31:56

the Oh my god. Ratzburgers

31:58

do it. Got it. Shelly long.

32:00

All night long, dude. Get the fuck

32:02

out of here. Danson SilverFrost.

32:05

You got it, dude. Alright. So the other celebrity

32:07

death this week, which we found out

32:10

today, was August last night, did

32:12

you die? So, you know, basically, one of the most

32:14

famous boxing reps of all time,

32:16

Mills Lane. Mills Lane. No.

32:18

Mills Lane passed away. as

32:21

well. And he always looked like that. Yeah.

32:23

Dude. Bold and constipated all

32:25

the time. The only I was a fan of

32:27

Mills Lane's work on celebrity debt. celebrity

32:30

debt. His work. You mean

32:32

his Clay? That wasn't him. I

32:34

loved him. That was great. It

32:36

was probably his voice. Right? Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Probably it

32:38

was his voice. He was famous as the Arlie Army

32:41

of referees. Yeah. He was he was the

32:43

one who said get it on all the time. Let's

32:45

get it on. Yeah. He's great. He's great. So

32:47

but here's the thing. Here's the question. We have I

32:49

you know, we're talking about how godly I

32:52

am. Right? We have

32:52

the power to bring back one of

32:54

these celebrities. Oh, man. You get to bring them

32:56

back from the dead. Either one of those two, one

32:59

of these two. Bring them back one celebrity this

33:01

week. Yeah. Bring them back. Are we bringing them back

33:03

currently? Or are we bringing them back in their

33:05

They're in their prime. Oh,

33:07

in the pursuit of I didn't say that. It was

33:09

a question. I Would you would you

33:11

wanna bring him back? Now are

33:14

they, like, Is this, like, fucking pet

33:16

Are they fucked up? Are they fucking. because

33:18

you when you start talking about There's

33:20

a there's a reboot or a container. Am I burying them

33:22

in the Amico Mac Bear field crowd? Also, do

33:24

they do they walk the earth forever now? Yeah.

33:26

It's like, you guys are you will see

33:28

falling over forever. You know,

33:30

imagine immortal mills like Just

33:34

sitting at the end of time by himself. What a road? He's like,

33:36

hey. So that was it. There's

33:38

no one left to fight each

33:40

other. I I was

33:42

supposed to have time to every

33:44

finally. And there's no there's no pugeliness. I

33:46

don't have anything to do here. He's

33:48

just going to two molecules.

33:51

That's the birth

33:54

of the next universe. That's not

33:56

a big bang now. Too much. You let's

33:58

get it on. time

34:02

restarts. It's making aliens fight. Dude,

34:04

that's fucking sick. And it's the

34:06

millionth time it's happened. Okay. So

34:08

the Number one, yes, it's pet sanitary rules. They come back a little

34:10

fucked up, and they're they're borderline evil. They're gonna

34:12

be a few days where you think you can control

34:15

them. Yeah. Yeah. pretty great. Sometimes,

34:18

it's better.

34:20

Sometimes, dead rich. You don't

34:22

wanna go down that

34:25

alley. You don't wanna go down that alley

34:27

at all. The problem with that

34:29

alley all the way down. True. Barry,

34:31

I'm wrong with the gal. We'll put

34:33

a way down. I walked out of

34:35

the bush, but that's nice. But the Big Mac's knew what

34:37

we know now. Well, alright.

34:40

So it's best ever to say rules. You know, I think a

34:42

think a

34:44

might have deep holes against the allies. You you think you wanna get angled,

34:46

but sometimes head is better.

34:49

Dude, it's it's Pet cemetery

34:51

rules, number one. Damage. Should they come back a lot of

34:54

luck in

34:56

talking.

35:00

And

35:00

are they immortal again, or

35:02

no, can they be killed? They gotta be killed.

35:04

They can

35:04

And they can cemetery rules. cemetery

35:07

rules across the They can just be

35:09

killed know we gotta get him in the brain or the heart. You can just

35:11

kill these with his goals. Get him normal. Kill him. Kill

35:13

him. him good. Yeah. Put him again

35:15

into the ground. What if you got a fun game

35:17

that would be? You just got Jenny Kruger, her fat again.

35:19

It's like, you just got Kirsty Allie fat again. She dies of a bunch

35:21

of hazards. She dies of diabetes.

35:24

Oh, damn. Man,

35:26

it's Could we bring him back? Pet Sematary rules?

35:28

Simple as simple as that. Oh, if it's

35:30

Pet Sematary rules, I'm definitely bringing back

35:33

mills Lane then. If it's pet cemetery rolls I'm going, here's the alley.

35:35

And while she's trying to kill me while

35:38

while she's trying to kill me and suck me off at the

35:40

same time, I'm trying to kill

35:42

her. And I'd probably at least

35:44

have one cool afternoon to my entire response. t

35:46

nine dude. Yeah. That would be fucking wild

35:48

dude. Yeah. It's getting smothered by fat

35:50

zombie curiosity. pose e. That would be fucking funny. That is actually you know what? I'm

35:52

also choosing CureCLE. Number one, you

35:54

could fuck her. Can I retract now? You you

35:56

can also Too late. Sorry. There's

35:58

nothing stopping you from fucking dead. Calm down.

36:00

Calm down Brian six.

36:02

Fuck a flip flop over here. Dude,

36:04

you should dive across the table. Diving

36:06

headball. It's her biting my

36:10

face. I have no

36:14

ill will. everybody's

36:16

fucking clock. Could you bring

36:18

it back? Yeah. I mean, if you can

36:20

fucking fat dead lady. Fat dead lady. And then

36:22

also if she gets two out of hand, she can't catch

36:25

you. Like, most lanes gonna be all springing like a cat. But

36:27

he's also pretty old. How

36:30

old was that he must've been He was old when we were

36:32

No. yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I don't

36:34

know what happened here, but the coffee just started a little That's because you wanted better coffee. Well,

36:36

how what did you say? What fucking acid

36:38

in this? You're gonna die,

36:42

dude. You see the face you made right back? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

36:45

Maybe I shouldn't have put

36:47

a thumb jack in here. He's our

36:49

office manager. What the idea? You

36:52

know, someone look like one of the kids that would

36:54

work in the background of Wayne's world.

37:00

Deal. You're partied out. You're dead

37:02

man. Hey. Do it

37:04

if you're gonna if you're gonna

37:06

brew brew into this. You

37:08

don't take them take the melting cup away

37:10

from me and this one and give me a new

37:12

cup of coffee. Thank you. I think it's funny that

37:14

both the guy's named Dylan look exactly like

37:17

they'd be named in a while. That is a little while. We have two dylan two

37:19

different dallens of the Yeah. Inside

37:22

everyone. There are

37:24

two dallens. I shut down

37:26

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37:28

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37:30

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38:52

had to go with it. Sorry. Too late.

38:54

Question. Are there gonna

38:56

be more undead people

38:58

coming because if there are dead fighters,

39:00

then Mill Lane would be very

39:02

useful as an undead referee. sure. Or

39:04

because you don't wanna put a regular No. You don't wanna fucking dumb chicken

39:07

there either. You gotta have a guy who knows

39:09

how to fucking call the show. Kersiali

39:11

is not gonna be able to move these funds. Not at

39:13

all. That's true. She will not be able to handle these

39:15

debts. You can pay them all back if you have Philly

39:18

Shaner, Parkinson's, Muhammad Ali versus Fat curtail

39:20

the alley. Dude, that'd be bad. That's

39:22

a fucking I'm just saying if we're gonna bring

39:24

back Kimbo, meet me, Bill's Shaner.

39:28

the rest of the sides. Okay. So

39:31

let's talk about the

39:34

either the twenty five year old

39:36

person is charged with a hate

39:38

crime after shooting ABB

39:40

gun at what race of people.

39:43

An Asian kind. Wait. What

39:46

race is the guy who shot the

39:48

gun? We don't actually know that. So by by the way,

39:50

you can deduce a lot of The the

39:52

news format The new toy

39:54

didn't say. Wait a minute. What was

39:56

his name? Last name?

39:58

DeShaun. Alright. What was his

39:59

name? Jason Kish.

40:01

Jason Kitch. JISH

40:04

That sounds

40:05

close to kizinski, so I'm gonna go

40:07

with

40:07

that to white gas. He has

40:09

a European name white guy. Jason Kish, and he was

40:11

shooting at. A sitak

40:14

shoes.

40:14

A sitak

40:16

fucking Jews, Zach.

40:18

Really? Damn. I was going out

40:20

on that. I was I was taking a

40:22

big swing on that. Zach was just it was wishful thinking.

40:24

Yeah. You just got Jews Shannon, we have video

40:27

of this. Oh, there's video of them shooting

40:29

them. Yeah. So you're gonna see

40:32

it, like, If he hits one, does it die?

40:34

Oh, man. Can

40:39

you I was gonna say, could you put duck up

40:42

music to this? Oh.

40:44

Oh, well, we tried a kid right in the head.

40:46

No Gomez. No kids. And it

40:48

was, like, the it was in the Mustang that just drove by When he

40:50

has a whole car? I

40:51

did not see the Mustang. Yeah. Right? This

40:54

guy's awesome. reminded. Oh,

40:56

there it is. There goes the Stang. Springs is in

40:58

Stang. Oh, got him. Stang Island.

41:00

A party was a white

41:02

kid. Now

41:04

I'm not gonna say this isn't a hate crime. What I what I am gonna

41:06

ask is do we do we know

41:08

that this was just like a guy

41:11

shooting b b guns just had anybody? Or

41:13

was this a targeted air well,

41:16

then again, if it's all Hasidic Jews in the area, I guess,

41:18

that you know where to go. never

41:20

mind. Can I take it away from me? How do you'd have

41:22

to literally, like, trick the guy.

41:24

Like, you

41:24

know? Like, how do you know? Like,

41:26

unless unless you, like, got

41:28

him to admit that it was because they were Jewish.

41:30

Yeah. You know? I guess it's

41:32

just all assumption because if you're driving through

41:35

a a acidic Jewish neighborhood. You know you're in a a set

41:37

of Jewish neighborhood. Yeah. And also, I commend the guy for

41:40

not using his car just rolling up on

41:42

the fucking sidewalk and mowing

41:44

them down. Like

41:46

most people would want to.

41:48

Yeah. It got a lot less funny when it was a

41:50

kid. Yeah. I mean, if you

41:52

had hit out of my sails. Dude, if

41:54

he had hit the guy in his hat flipped around, like, oh, you know, but I was like, oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

41:56

No.

41:59

Butting

42:03

Oh, no.

42:04

That's it. That would have been muggies.

42:06

I don't know why little kids be so

42:10

long. The

42:12

rest did. See, they what they should do

42:14

is at one of those airsoft places, they should

42:16

have the hate crime version where you

42:19

like, you go to It's like

42:21

a a Jewish neighborhood. There's like families. It's not real though. Yeah.

42:23

I mean, they already have those in Texas.

42:25

They already have

42:28

when he's saying, like, the range, or if you hit target, it does, like, an action.

42:30

Like, you hit a thing in, like, the multiple suit

42:33

because Oh,

42:36

you're saying? Awesome.

42:38

Yeah. Yeah. I guess,

42:40

you know, fuck the guy who shot that

42:42

child. Yeah. That's Yeah. He's that that makes sense.

42:44

Like, you know, if he had That

42:46

kid's it's not his fault. Yeah. If you hit the adult, completely different Yeah. We we'd all

42:49

be happy. We'd be happy. It's just a baby, you know?

42:51

You know, come on now. No.

42:54

you you hate that. Plus the kid, I mean, you could get in his eyes. Yeah. I could've he could've

42:56

lost an eye. Oh, I could think about it as many

42:58

children. Yeah, dude. And there's nothing more intimidating

43:00

than a Jewish child with an

43:03

Jewish sidebar. Oh my god.

43:05

CyberGimme your side thoughts. Yeah. Jewish.

43:07

No. No. No. No. You're gonna

43:09

return that no. He'll return.

43:11

Yeah. they would turn that Jew into

43:13

a robot because of his eye

43:15

injury -- Mhmm. -- Jewish

43:17

CyberArk, a robot. They turn them into a robot.

43:19

A robot. Alright. So

43:22

Wait, Liz. Can I bring up something, please?

43:26

So remember we used to look at dogs.

43:28

Love dogs. We had the dog mascots.

43:30

Shannon, do you have Yeah. Hard

43:33

different man. Why is it

43:35

so much hotter than it was?

43:37

Dylan. Why, man.

43:39

That's crazy. Is it really that? You're

43:42

really baby bear. You're really baby bear. You're wasting this fucking head.

43:44

So the goldy lots of coffee.

43:46

Luis is too thin. This is

43:50

too warm. It's crazy. This one's just

43:52

right. Katie, so we we've been looking

43:54

at dogs for

43:56

your niece. I I

43:57

found a dog that I think will be perfect. Nice,

44:00

please. Bring it up. She wants to call

44:01

the retriever. Oh

44:04

my god.

44:06

now Oh, my. No. No. No. No. No. No.

44:08

No. How would you like to wake up the line? Oh, it's an

44:10

evil it's a background noise. That doesn't even look

44:12

real. That's a background noise. Let me hear it.

44:14

Gross. He's funny.

44:20

Okay. He's also got kind of a predator mount.

44:22

Yeah. In devil. looks like a different it

44:24

looks like a person now. Like, it

44:26

doesn't go like Ryan dog. And the worst

44:28

part about that is some guy's gonna adopt

44:30

that dog and you know that dogs, he had mouth

44:32

fucked. Oh, without a doubt. Big time.

44:34

Someone's seeing that dog just like, I'm gonna fuck

44:36

that dog's mouth. That dog's gonna aspirate

44:38

peanut butter. There's Is that dog up for adoption?

44:40

No. I was just praying because the We used the

44:42

We threw into a trash bag. And we looked at the barn dog. Yeah. We we had

44:44

a lot of I think I was here for the barn

44:48

dog. I was here for some gross ones. That's a pretty

44:50

fucking horrific dog. That dog was the

44:52

cutest of all the deformed dogs that we've seen.

44:54

Yeah. That was

44:56

pretty cute. It looks like he was a fucking, like, a

44:58

country crooner. He was like, oh, it was

45:00

great, dude. Now we're pulling back up.

45:02

I like him. If it had a

45:04

different bark, like a

45:05

like a debug. Oh.

45:08

Oh. Kill me.

45:10

Oh. Like, if you put

45:12

it on mute, dude.

45:21

It's like your it looks like you're saying,

45:24

Ow. Ow. Ow.

45:27

rock Ow.

45:28

Fuck. Oh

45:31

god. Turn on the React. Yay. Hey

45:34

buddy, peace of personal advice. Don't

45:36

eat fireworks. Yeah.

45:39

Do you need the grizzled pet for other

45:42

dogs? Like, all the dogs are hiding up

45:44

at the table there before they do it, like, he'd take that

45:46

scary. This

45:48

comes as you don't know the meme. You're a light fetch with an m

45:50

eighty. I've seen some

45:52

shit. What do you steal

45:54

and valor under that table?

45:57

get out of it. get a phone or a

45:59

fuse in it. Shannon, do you know what happened

46:01

to that dog? Does

46:03

it say anything? hopefully Philly run

46:05

over by a bus. No, it doesn't. It just says

46:07

that he's

46:07

he's missing his nose and there's nothing wrong

46:09

with his vocal

46:10

or We know. We saw

46:13

all that. He's missing his nose. You can't

46:15

click on these guys own Instagram profile with

46:17

a bio or something. Where's

46:18

this agent? Yeah. It's a Jewish dog. I've

46:20

got only fans. It just is that

46:22

they rescue. It's

46:23

a whole bunch of, like,

46:25

weird animals. Oh. Shannon,

46:28

oh, look at that. Shannon, it's a whole page of these retort dogs.

46:30

Oh, log in. Hold on one second. Jesus. Dude,

46:32

people love to form the animals.

46:35

Like, you know, love it. I do like it to form

46:37

an animal. IIII wanted to find If

46:40

you like a dog, I go, yuck. You don't like I

46:42

don't even like

46:44

that. Wow. go, there's nothing right about this dog's

46:46

gate.

46:46

Oh, no. Oh, I'm He's

46:48

getting swirled. He faced dog. The dog was

46:51

punched in the face. Oh, it's

46:53

funny that they named it Picasso. They're like, let's

46:55

insult this dog even more. That dog looks

46:57

like it watched the video

46:59

from the rain. That

47:02

dog has seven days left, right,

47:04

or wrong. No. Forty nine. This is

47:06

one day. That's actually

47:09

right. You know what? to Philly whales

47:11

in captivity. They're dorsal that's his nose, his snoot

47:13

in captivity. He's Wait. I

47:15

can't break up that again. What's

47:18

And I I know what dude looks

47:20

like to me. Are you ready? Bring him

47:22

up? Oh,

47:23

give me a good shot

47:25

of him.

47:26

Here's that

47:28

extra big trouble. You know

47:30

what he looks like? Equisteno. Oh my god. They got a peppy

47:34

boy. I think quiz no

47:36

subs. That

47:38

is great. He's got kind of a big mouth belly going

47:40

on. Dude, he looks like a bitter

47:42

beer face. He just chose Yeah.

47:44

It just chokes it at a toothless porch hillbilly. Oh my

47:46

god. that he has. Yeah. This is a thousand

47:48

you were asleep and you woke up and that was on

47:51

your chest. I bet that dog's blowing,

47:53

licking you. He's got, like, an

47:56

anglerfish head. It's gonna

47:58

be doing commercials for other dogs like don't

48:00

choose school. Just don't don't smoke after

48:03

school. I still think

48:05

it's cool kids. I

48:07

used to enjoy a nice tip

48:09

after the morning phone. Dude, that don't get a fucking cancer

48:12

kazoo. Just like a notebook at

48:14

me. This

48:16

is This is McGrath the crime don't get anything.

48:19

I used to get backstage

48:21

and smoke a pack a

48:24

day. was when

48:25

it was a puppy. Oh, he's kinda cute. No. He's not. Dude, that's when we're

48:27

sick. kinda cute. This is when they first

48:29

fed him in. There

48:32

he like the thing that sits on

48:34

travel. This is what happened when David this is David Lynch's dog, dude.

48:36

You don't know

48:39

why about it. Oh,

48:42

wait.

48:42

There was a fucking cat. Hold

48:45

on. I began giving him a police

48:47

relations or an injury. His girdle oh,

48:49

he's puking everywhere

48:52

early. Oh, he also just, like, a fly. He just pukes his

48:54

food everywhere. Yeah. Dude, he wakes it

48:56

back up. He's golden over here.

49:00

Probably. There was reason to believe his breeder owner injured

49:02

Newt intentionally but no

49:04

proof. Yeah.

49:05

The proof was that, like, when they saw him wearing

49:08

a dog snoot around his neck.

49:10

He was like, what is that? He's like, I got it

49:12

in India. It's a Wow. This dog's

49:14

owner stole ten thousand dollars from

49:16

his podcast. wear no

49:18

dom no shaped butt

49:20

plug. Don't know where

49:22

Wait. I'm lucky daughters now. What

49:25

is that thing holding the fish? Let's

49:27

see. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yeah. What is that? Is that

49:29

a cat? Or is that another dog again? No. That's

49:31

him. It's the same dog. The dog

49:33

doesn't even know what a fucking property. Did you

49:35

think we thought it was another dog? Was it another dog? The exact same freaky? I actually

49:37

thought it was a dog that have fish. I thought

49:39

it was something like

49:42

that. mister Toy, I got it for the cats. But this deformed

49:44

idiot's

49:44

fault. This dogs

49:46

put those retarded dog loves to

49:49

play with cats. Don't help. fucking

49:51

eighty. I told you this dog was

49:53

worthless. Look, I can go all four deformities,

49:55

but look how retarded this animal is. Someone put

49:57

a fucking tire iron up against its

49:59

head. Please. donate to our rescue. They're milking this monkey. Dude, that's

50:02

what they do. They exploit your fucking He's

50:04

taking a golden shit every day.

50:06

Definitely fucking. Fuck

50:08

this. This season. I'll do

50:09

that. That's crazy. That's fucking just qualifying. What

50:12

is that? Oh,

50:16

my god. If

50:20

you sold that

50:23

cards, Oh my god.

50:26

Dude, that is a silent hill

50:28

villager. Trust me, talking. Trust me,

50:31

up like a Jewish child to get that guy in

50:33

front of me. What this? Have you saw

50:35

that the wood you got after the

50:37

new resident evil dude? You fucking

50:39

fuck my dog. walk. Why don't they use these

50:42

dogs in horrible words,

50:44

man? Wow. Just a whole

50:46

room full of

50:48

fucking crap. That's

50:50

what Justin Silver sees over him in the middle of the day. That's his

50:52

paralysis, Steven. I think it's back again.

50:55

Holy shit dude. Alright, please. Is

50:57

there any other is this is this just his page? Is

50:59

it just him? They're kind of

51:02

It's two

51:02

dogs, I believe. I think it's new Caso.

51:04

Picasso is this one that's The one that's fucking

51:05

Picasso literally looks just stupid.

51:08

Yeah. Picasso is a

51:10

who's this dog right here? Yeah. What's this

51:13

fat pieces. Was it in the middle? No. No. In the

51:15

middle. Oh. It's just fat. It's just

51:17

a normal dog. Who's

51:20

this guy? Wacky. That's a cat. It's all the fuckers. That's

51:22

a dog. We blind mike the

51:24

dog. Wacky loves to

51:26

walk in the dark,

51:28

so people don't look at them. He's like the man without a face. He can go

51:30

shopping at night. Momma

51:34

cat loves where you. Yeah. She's making fun of it. Yeah. She's

51:37

like, look at you. You fucking informed

51:39

monstrosity. With the fuck are you? You're a dog.

51:41

I'm supposed to be afraid of

51:43

you. This adoption agency is called

51:45

why god? Oh

51:48

my god.

51:49

Huge lord. Oh,

51:51

it's really making me laugh. This

51:54

is terrible. Look. I love

51:56

it. That's true. Now

51:57

the starbucks cup. You're the

51:59

one that's Halloween costumes. Oh,

52:04

fuck. No. Oh, man.

52:06

She's turf. Right? Dear.

52:09

I get here. If you're the

52:12

one if you really need to lick your

52:14

eyeball, but you're gonna fuck your sad. You're

52:16

fucked. Do these fucking

52:18

Philly really fucking dogs.

52:20

You happened upon them. You would've

52:22

think you're having the worst estimates. You definitely would.

52:24

That's what I mean. Like, I would say, I'm too

52:26

close to a power plant right now. Dude,

52:31

if all dogs more sense.

52:34

Curve. Under the smoke

52:36

stack. Curve. Man,

52:41

God. Can't even bite the other dogs and

52:43

I love it. They don't even know how

52:45

to do it.

52:47

Jeez. Alright. So That

52:49

was horrific. That was horrific. Thanks,

52:52

Lewis. Carolinas is closing.

52:54

That's kinda fun. That's

52:56

all that. How do you feel about that? I

52:58

mean, look,

52:58

when I started in comedy, Carolinas was,

53:01

like, a big deal. Yes. Like, we

53:03

always like, that it had

53:05

a prestige to it. Yeah. It

53:07

was it was the headlining club in New York before Gotham Gotham moved

53:09

into their big location and sort of became, like, the

53:11

alternative to Carolinas and

53:14

comic came in for a little while, and I had a headlining thing on fourteenth and ninth. But

53:16

it was the only headlining club, and I remember having

53:18

a genuine sense of pride when I did my

53:22

Caroline's breakout you know, artist

53:24

series and fucking was my first headlining thing and

53:26

fucking so I think that,

53:28

you know, weird way it's sad,

53:29

you know, it's not a part of, like, the comedy

53:31

infrastructure. Like, it changed. It's, like, there's, like,

53:34

the the comedy clubs that are in New

53:36

York that are sort

53:38

of helping great comedians, become great comedians, and there's a a few of

53:40

them. Then there's a whole

53:42

subsective comedy clubs that are just sort of

53:44

ripping off tourists -- Yeah.

53:45

-- more comedians and

53:48

their their their job is to just pay communities as little as possible, charge towards

53:50

as much as possible. And there's that's

53:52

the most of what's going on in New

53:55

York. And then there was, the outliers like Caroline's, which, you know, just

53:57

had a ton of history. Well, how long how long was it in

53:59

in

53:59

business didn't in business for years forty

54:02

years? Yeah.

54:02

Lewis Miranda and company and all

54:04

those guys. I mean, look, I you know, I've you

54:07

know, I it wasn't like my club or anything.

54:09

It wasn't a place that I had a ton a

54:11

fucking I don't feel like it's a Lance Collins really hung

54:13

out at you there. No. But I I felt like you

54:15

had a spot there. I've done enough at Caroline's

54:18

and and performed there enough and and,

54:20

you know, whether

54:21

it's performing with people like Big Jay and Dave Patel or or just

54:23

doing like, you know, you know, our own

54:25

little things that we've done

54:27

throughout the years Yeah.

54:30

I mean, you know Yeah.

54:31

It's sad. In a weird way, it's sad. Yeah.

54:33

That's

54:33

it. You know? No. We only got on there a couple

54:36

of times, and I

54:38

would go Wow, dude. I guess you carolines. And then

54:39

I would actually show up and be like, whoa, these

54:41

eastern European tourists kind of don't get my

54:43

other thing, Philly. It was

54:45

it was it was a tough place to even fill. It's like you're from New

54:47

York headlining. Whoa. Well, you

54:50

just sounded like that

54:52

dog, dude. Very good. Hey,

54:54

there are a lot. Yeah. Lewis, the bot is

54:57

fucking malfunctioning. It's not super hard. I

54:59

know you're I know you're at

55:02

games right now and you sent his his

55:04

poor robot facsimile of yourself,

55:06

but this is dog shit. You need to go back to the drawing

55:08

board. Jesus Christ. No. It was a

55:10

great club to a certain

55:12

-- No. -- for for No.

55:14

I don't think so. I've done No.

55:16

Not have I'm actually here. I'm not actually

55:19

at home anymore. Okay. If you

55:21

say so, dude, you're not a loyalist. You're

55:23

you're a universe writer. Would a would a robot complete now?

55:25

If you like it would a robot I'm

55:27

probably like this. It's too hot,

55:29

watery pot. Hawaii. What

55:34

do you think of? Oh, man. I

55:36

fucked that up. Dude, that was great.

55:38

What do you think of? Yeah.

55:42

That was a great movie too. I haven't watched that in a long time. Short circuit is great.

55:44

The first circuit. I don't even remember the first

55:46

circuit. That was the movie character I

55:49

like, related to the most. Was Charlie five was Charlie

55:51

five? I would be like, damn, dude. No

55:54

disassembled. Please. I remember

55:56

crying. We're not I wouldn't cry when I was

55:58

a kid. thought it was gay as shit to cry. Mhmm. So, like, I would hold in my

56:00

tears, like, every, like, every movie or

56:02

just fucking You were a tier veteran.

56:04

Yeah. I still do that. No. I

56:06

still got I cry.

56:08

I cry. I cry. How did

56:10

you cry? I cry at every movie. Really? It

56:12

doesn't matter what the plot is. It doesn't

56:14

matter what I wasn't watching last night, but tears were torn

56:17

out from straining to hold them in there. What

56:19

did I almost cry on last night? Oh,

56:21

yeah. Like, if people hold their shit

56:23

of their childhood, they get IBS. Yeah.

56:25

Yeah. Yeah. What -- Absolutely. -- held in your tears

56:27

and blew out the dots. You were hoarding the tears.

56:29

What Christmas movies that I watched

56:32

last night? What

56:34

fucking movie was it?

56:35

Was it people? Or is it Was it was

56:37

it was itclamation? I mean it was

56:39

it animated? Oh,

56:42

it's killing a miracle in thirty four street? No. No. No. No. No. Loo bae, you say?

56:44

No. I had my first person movie cry

56:46

already this year. Loo. Loo I ain't party from

56:48

last night. It's

56:50

a special calling the Honestly Christmas special. It was good. It was good. It

56:52

was good. It was a little piece

56:54

of Christmas business.

56:54

Can you ask my check what movie we

56:57

watched last night, somebody? You

56:59

send you Listen. Yeah. No. Look, sir. Could you come sit

57:01

directly? No. No. No.

57:04

don't wait

57:07

No. No. elf. Elf.

57:08

You didn't remember Elf. I I

57:11

watch a ton of Christmas movies. A

57:13

nonstop. It's just nonstop business

57:15

movies this week. That is Tell you, man. Dude, what

57:17

is going on with you,

57:20

Lewis? The the prototype is a

57:22

failing series. You need to get back in

57:24

the work dude. I

57:26

did no. I watched elf last night.

57:28

That's an acceptable cry when they all start singing.

57:30

When they all start singing. Yeah. If you're

57:32

gonna That's an acceptable cry. You're

57:33

crying over

57:35

Christmas spirit. Yep. That

57:37

is why you're crying. That

57:39

is crazy. That is a

57:41

powerful moment, dude. It's like a character dies. It's like somebody loses

57:43

something. It's really crying over blind happy. You're crying

57:46

over literal joy -- Yeah. -- and

57:48

the spirit of Christmas, dude. And I literally and

57:51

I didn't she got over her fear saying in public.

57:53

Yes, dude. Oh, she did. Then she did. And

57:55

then I fucking you know, it she was

57:57

hot and you almost kind of see

57:59

her naked in that one shower. Yeah. That movie had an opportunity to take a

58:01

really wild trip. My son loves that scene. No

58:04

way. What

58:06

what Yeah. And then because they all will fire also runs into a wall. So

58:08

it's got everything. Yeah. It's goofy. It's slapstick, partial

58:10

threat. You for boy. That might be the ultimate movie

58:12

scene. They just got almost boobs in

58:16

a Prat fault. The funniest prep fault in that movie is

58:18

like when he sees the department store for the

58:20

first time. It's like it

58:22

says gimbals. he's like, oh, wow.

58:24

They're such

58:27

a funny movie,

58:30

dude. It really is.

58:32

And, yes, I but I held it in. I didn't cry last night. I

58:35

wanna cry in front of the new girlfriend. That's a whole fucking, you know

58:37

-- Wow. -- leader

58:39

to back me. Did not you didn't wanna break the seal. Yeah. Did you ever did

58:41

you ever hold in a comb and then it just kinda like

58:44

dribbles out? Like, you go you think I I

58:46

held that in, but all you

58:48

did is and your do your tears do the same thing where you hold it in and they just kinda

58:50

drip out and you're not feeling feeling emotional anymore. You're

58:52

like, I didn't even get the emotion out

58:54

of my my

58:56

tear ducts. swell, and then I go, alright, I'm good. And it's just Yeah.

58:58

I've walked away from a movie, like, out of the room.

59:00

And then later, I've been, like, in the kitchen and crying.

59:02

When were the fuck am I crying?

59:05

Because I do during because you edged. Did you watch

59:07

the new Christmas story Christmas?

59:10

Yeah. I did. I did. That guy He was

59:12

good.

59:12

That guy came,

59:14

like, like a babbling bro. I mean, I like how it I like how it ended

59:16

that he wrote the Christmas story. I like that.

59:18

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I kinda saw that comment. That was great.

59:20

You know, I saw you know, that was pretty

59:22

obvious. But, I mean, it is always sad when, like, a boy is, like, my dad's not here and

59:24

I've gotta take it. Well, that's I'm watching it with

59:26

my son. Yeah. I'm I get

59:29

only imagine that with my son that the

59:31

whole theme is that the dad is dead and he's gonna take it.

59:33

And your preparing is like, James, I'm gonna

59:35

die. Yes. I'm gonna die. Yes. You

59:38

better be ready. One hundred percent did it fucking.

59:40

You really gotta be the whole end. Just I'm just, like,

59:42

the last fifteen minutes of the movie, I'm just crying

59:44

like a bitch. like a

59:46

bitch. Man. You ever been in the middle of well,

59:48

you ever been in the middle of reprimanding your

59:50

child and you get to the point where, like,

59:52

if you can't start taking care of this on your own, I'm not gonna be here someday. Yeah.

59:54

And you're gonna need to and then you

59:56

both start to get, like,

59:58

like, you think your mouth

1:00:01

I need to know that you may

1:00:03

want to gear yourself and

1:00:05

they're like, your boat just

1:00:07

cry and you're trying to

1:00:09

yell at them. I remember the first time I,

1:00:11

like, really was mad at my son. I'd never been mad at my

1:00:14

son before. Like, he's just such a sweet kid. He doesn't

1:00:16

have it in him. He's not like

1:00:18

a dick. he's like a good

1:00:20

kid. Yeah. And what was

1:00:21

it? He he was being a

1:00:23

dick one night. It was one of my ex

1:00:25

girlfriends. One of these directors

1:00:27

were there. And I

1:00:28

guess, he, like, he wanted to stay up or whatever. He he to bed. He

1:00:31

was whatever it was. He was just being

1:00:33

a

1:00:33

dick. And then I put him to

1:00:35

bed without reading him story.

1:00:37

Oh, no. because I read them a story

1:00:39

every night. And I

1:00:40

just fucking as soon as I close the door,

1:00:42

I just was like, It

1:00:45

was fucking brutal. You're crying while burning all the

1:00:48

golden books in the background. He's like, it'll

1:00:50

never happen again. You'll never have to

1:00:52

read again.

1:00:54

Yeah. Yeah. It's terrible, dude. And then they become a teenager, and then

1:00:56

you don't know and they'll they'll actually start

1:00:58

acting out against you when they know that they

1:01:00

can unless unless someone won't do it,

1:01:03

dude. oh, may not. I'm just saying the Arsenal gets

1:01:05

crazy. When you go right now, when you go, wow. He's

1:01:07

being kind of a dickhead right now. When he gets,

1:01:10

like, more power, and a little bit

1:01:12

more

1:01:12

insight into who you are and you can kind of like get

1:01:14

specific with how he's being a dickhead. You go, oh,

1:01:16

okay. Way to cut to the core of

1:01:18

me. This is pretty painful stuff.

1:01:20

But, thankfully, he doesn't live with someone who teaches a master class

1:01:22

on how to piss off Yeah.

1:01:28

Yeah, man. Philly feeling my kids gonna

1:01:30

end up being like Dylan, which is infuriating. Oh, man. That would be amazing. And then

1:01:33

going tall wiggard. Like,

1:01:37

how by the way, don't how are you they don't make wiggas anymore.

1:01:39

What is happening? He's the last of a kind. Well, yes, you know what, wiggas

1:01:41

have become more like, I guess,

1:01:44

socially acceptable. He was the last one of the off the assembly lines. Well, no.

1:01:46

That's exactly He's a limited edition wiggas were

1:01:48

used to be a thing where it was, like, that's ridiculous. Like

1:01:51

Yeah. Sure. That's not okay. And

1:01:53

something happened along the way that, like, the

1:01:55

whole machine gun, Philly, style of human

1:01:58

being exists now. I think

1:02:00

I think except Like, I grew up with,

1:02:02

like, wigger like -- Yeah. -- smoking new ports,

1:02:04

hardwagers. Yeah. Yeah. Is that Shaner, like, the

1:02:06

Nickelodeon version? He's, like, when hippies

1:02:08

were, like, you know, everyone's, like, oh, hippies are

1:02:10

gross. Nickelodeon. that

1:02:12

fucking that fucking resurgence where they all became like a novelty.

1:02:14

Yeah. That's what doing. We

1:02:16

gave white guys too much drink. That's

1:02:19

exactly what happened. Yeah. By the way, we should do

1:02:21

a deep dive on Dylan's social media because

1:02:23

he might be, and I mean it, the most

1:02:25

hatable person on the Internet. Man,

1:02:27

much time do we? Another Dylan is shaking. He

1:02:30

said, like, that's right. He's the

1:02:32

worst one. Pull up pull up

1:02:34

Dylan's review of a

1:02:36

weed shop he's trying to

1:02:38

do, like, these reels type

1:02:40

things that he's it's like a style doing

1:02:42

slow mo can download videos right now?

1:02:44

Yeah. Rules. Okay. I just wanna make

1:02:46

sure. Yeah. Yeah. I I got paid for mine. Did you pay

1:02:48

for it?

1:02:52

Oh, I got free weeks. Got

1:02:54

it, dad. shutting down. The blast

1:02:56

feeder challenges God in front of his

1:02:58

subjects. Wiggasitis. Jan How

1:03:01

much is on

1:03:04

fire? right now. She didn't pull

1:03:06

this up. This is the most weed. You

1:03:08

took it down because you made me feel bad. You took it down

1:03:10

already? Yeah. You made me feel bad. You got paid

1:03:13

actually, you guys lost this now.

1:03:15

You just lost this. I did. I just

1:03:17

I I commented, and I said, I hate this.

1:03:19

We were sat you know what? I I would do a whole crisis

1:03:21

too. I was like, am I ever gonna post and grow as a creator if I

1:03:23

just have Lewis constantly being a dick too? No. No. No. because I'm

1:03:26

giving you good advice. That's terrible. First of all, you

1:03:28

still have it on your phone. You have a safe sentence channel right

1:03:30

now, so we can

1:03:32

see it. No. So we This is really You definitely No. This

1:03:34

is look, dude, I don't smoke weed. I need a

1:03:36

review. I need to know

1:03:38

how good with this weed shop. Can I say?

1:03:40

It's also let me

1:03:42

say this. it's not even it's not even that you did a bad job with it. It was good. You executed

1:03:44

what you were trying to do. But when

1:03:46

you know the person that's

1:03:48

doing the like, the style

1:03:51

of training TikTok video or you're

1:03:53

like, it's it's just infuriating. I don't know

1:03:55

what did you want me

1:03:58

to say? I hate it. Now I need to see it. because you imagine them going

1:03:59

through the process of doing it. Can you send it to

1:04:02

Shannon? Can we please see it? It's not that

1:04:04

cringey doing. In

1:04:06

the meantime, you could pull up this other social media channel. See

1:04:08

what else we have on Go follow

1:04:10

me while you're at at Dylan James. Let's see.

1:04:12

What do we got here? Boy. None is a

1:04:16

standup. Not a standup because nobody wants

1:04:18

that. Making my Frank

1:04:20

cry. Oh, you're you're getting sick

1:04:22

with the making your friend, Kryland. That that's a Dylan suggestion. So this is what

1:04:24

Dylan wants us to say, so this this should

1:04:26

be good. I'm hoping. So I feed

1:04:28

cried on episode of Podcast.

1:04:30

No. Stop it. He's trying to get a clip of his podcast

1:04:32

plate. Stop

1:04:34

it. No.

1:04:38

He's not trying to place clips on my shelves. He says

1:04:40

He's got a window. So I look like machine gun

1:04:42

count. No. No. No. No. No. You look

1:04:44

like I look like malnourished, Darren

1:04:47

Till. Nope. Nope.

1:04:51

Nope. Nope. Just

1:04:53

to stand up. They

1:04:55

gotta see the content that it

1:04:56

builds. Yeah. These Oh, trying

1:04:59

to

1:05:00

beat that meat.

1:05:03

What's that now? because you think I'm looking

1:05:05

at my hands off, but I

1:05:12

I don't

1:05:14

understand. Wait. That

1:05:16

was it.

1:05:17

It's that time of year again where you It

1:05:20

makes people

1:05:22

watch don't what do you want me to do? Makes you watch how many people watched that video?

1:05:24

He said, man, actually. Let

1:05:25

me say. Crazy amount,

1:05:26

but, like, awesome Butterly. How what's

1:05:28

the numbers on the Hey, real

1:05:31

one. a hundred and two

1:05:31

likes. That's not bad. Dylan, how how

1:05:34

old are you? Dylan, how old are you

1:05:36

again? Twenty five. Is that nine? I'm not

1:05:38

trying to be a dick. Is that what twenty five year olds

1:05:40

want? No. This week. No. How

1:05:42

many people clicked on it? Is that what twenty five like,

1:05:44

is that, like, when you is that the demographic

1:05:46

you're aiming for? You used to

1:05:48

have to get beat into the Internet.

1:05:50

You go, oh, got the Internet for the first time. Let's see what the guys who are into

1:05:52

the same stuff as me like, and then you go to a

1:05:54

message board and be like, you're a fucking faggot. Fuck

1:05:56

you too. You're a fucking bitch.

1:06:00

I'll come to your house and kill you and be like, Damn, this is pretty intense.

1:06:02

Now it is like j gomez, you know,

1:06:04

boss. Now you, like, you get a phone at thirteen years old

1:06:06

and you go, what are the hottest girls in the

1:06:08

world doing on TikTok? I can do

1:06:10

that too. And then it's just you're making nonsense. And then you started dancing. That was crazy,

1:06:12

don't so do you see what I'm saying? That's a

1:06:15

that was a crazy real. Whatever that

1:06:17

was was crazy. Now

1:06:20

maybe maybe it's working. It's not. It's two thousand years.

1:06:22

He said there's a decent amount. That's

1:06:24

not a word for it. Do we not know how numbers

1:06:26

work in the world? clearly. No.

1:06:29

I'm almost four. Shit. Shit.

1:06:33

It was

1:06:35

like, That's a wild amount of views. Yeah. What are

1:06:37

you talking about? How are you feel for that

1:06:39

big views? I

1:06:42

think, Dylan, you should focus on being

1:06:44

funny first and then appealing to the album. There's a

1:06:46

new that's his name. are the things that,

1:06:48

like, really pop like Philly fucking

1:06:52

around always

1:06:53

does better than me trying to

1:06:55

do something. Yeah. So that's a thing. There is

1:06:57

a

1:06:57

thing in comedy, and you see it happen.

1:07:00

There's like, these

1:07:02

platforms have

1:07:02

made it. So there's a massive shortcut

1:07:04

if you understand these platforms. And Dylan's not

1:07:06

taking it. No one's watching his videos. So

1:07:08

I'm saying, but you do see other people doing it and they they

1:07:10

take these shortcuts and you're just like, well, go get really good.

1:07:13

Go spend five to ten years getting really

1:07:15

good at whatever you're Philly. look,

1:07:18

we all we all spent that much time before we started putting shit out. trying to skip

1:07:21

over the part where you suck. Yeah. You so Dylan,

1:07:23

what happens when you're putting content out and before you

1:07:25

understand how to really create funny

1:07:28

content, what you're doing is you're letting everyone know, hey, I suck and you

1:07:30

should suck. You're at a place right now where you're just figuring

1:07:32

it. You only go to a comedy for a few years. You're

1:07:34

just starting to create content. but

1:07:37

you you're watching people put out shit regularly

1:07:39

and it sucks and you're like, well, why would you put

1:07:41

out stuff that sucks? Like, I don't

1:07:44

understand it. what happens is the standard of what's good is

1:07:46

completely The bar is so low.

1:07:48

The bar is so low. And then

1:07:50

you'll even see, people put

1:07:52

things out that suck. Like, just stand up clips that

1:07:54

suck. You read the comments. And then there's a sect of

1:07:56

people that go, oh, this is fucking great. And

1:07:58

you're like, oh, we're just training people to be

1:08:00

stupider. Because people see that and they're like, this

1:08:02

is a comedy cheat code. Yeah. I can just get

1:08:04

to the end of the level -- Yep. -- and without

1:08:06

any work in it and I

1:08:08

get it. I totally understand trying to let It's it's tempting, and I

1:08:10

think that if if the platforms were there,

1:08:12

when when I started, we probably would

1:08:14

have done it as well. like, we we didn't have that option. Everyone had

1:08:16

to just go get good in order to stand out.

1:08:18

Right. They yeah. This this should just makes you

1:08:20

suck for longer, and you think

1:08:22

that you're gonna, like, end route

1:08:25

Yep. Yeah. But but yeah. Anybody who's anybody who's been I

1:08:27

still suck. I'm not saying this is someone who's, like, got any

1:08:29

kind of thing.

1:08:32

So you're We both

1:08:34

eat dogs now. I'm still only gonna be asking

1:08:36

those fucking suck. here's the thing. Our planet has not You guys

1:08:38

you guys are genuinely legitimately two of the funniest fucking people I know.

1:08:43

that right there cannot be learned. You cannot learn that. If

1:08:45

we were in the sixth grade, you

1:08:47

guys would be

1:08:50

fucking making me crack up, roll on the floor on the hallways of our middle

1:08:52

school. Yeah. You're literally raffling.

1:08:54

Yeah. Yeah. You're probably raffling.

1:08:56

I'd probably LMIA0

1:09:00

But I'm just saying, like, you

1:09:02

know, that side of it, like so there's nothing

1:09:08

if you're genuinely funny and you have really good taste in

1:09:10

comedy, Philly you're you're just like on your path to becoming great. And it's just it's

1:09:12

the inevitable. You guys are on

1:09:14

your way to becoming fucking great.

1:09:17

on question. We're trying through the shit. Right? Yeah. A lot of other people, it's like, they're

1:09:19

not funny to begin with. You know, like, I I couldn't understand. Like, if if I if I couldn't dance,

1:09:21

I'm like, you know, I'm gonna fucking I don't I

1:09:23

don't think it's because the

1:09:27

thing is I don't think it's because people wanna be funny. I think

1:09:29

people just wanna be famous right away. Yeah. I

1:09:31

think that's the bastardization of, like, TikTok. It's because

1:09:33

people are looking at it, like, how can I

1:09:35

get famous for, like, five fucking minutes.

1:09:37

Oh, I bet recognition feels pretty nice. I bet it feels great. I can do some of that. I can do

1:09:39

a stupid dance with my fucking friends and But the

1:09:41

people are also less valuable. Right? So

1:09:44

somebody's got you

1:09:47

know, whatever it is. I know a guy with ten million TikTok followers. It doesn't

1:09:49

translate TikTok. If it translates to anything, you can't

1:09:51

even do a podcast. Right?

1:09:53

We have people a bit on the network that

1:09:55

have millions of Instagram followers or TikTok followers that they can't get

1:09:57

a couple thousand hits on their podcast because that does not translate. Those are not

1:09:59

real fans. Those people the

1:10:03

algorithms have made it very easy to follow people. It's very easy to go,

1:10:05

oh, that was kind of fun they put in front of me

1:10:07

only quick, there's nothing, there's no emotion.

1:10:09

If you a fan of

1:10:11

Louis Shea Gomez, you've gone

1:10:14

through the process of finding out about me, hating me,

1:10:16

getting used to me,

1:10:19

and then loving me, And

1:10:22

that is a two to three year long process before

1:10:24

you hate them again. Yes. But you're on

1:10:27

sounds like having you as

1:10:29

a child. Dude, it sounds like a

1:10:32

Prashank redemption. Like, when he fucking crawled through a

1:10:34

mile of shit. He got inside of it. Yeah.

1:10:36

That's when you become a fan of mine. you

1:10:38

have to go through that entire fucking refucking birth. Somebody who's a fan of some of other TikTok

1:10:40

people is, like, literally, they're not

1:10:42

even a fan of it. They're

1:10:46

a fan of just clicking on some. I'm staring at your phone

1:10:48

with your mouth open at

1:10:50

work hiding from people all gone.

1:10:53

So Yeah. And that and that those people I

1:10:55

mean, you know, I don't I don't really know, but my assumption is that those people don't sell

1:10:57

very well on the

1:10:59

road. They

1:11:00

don't transit very

1:11:02

well in front of audiences that don't know who the fuck they are, etcetera, all those other things. So Alright. Yeah.

1:11:07

Alright. Dan,

1:11:09

you that that Zach Young hit you right in the face. Right.

1:11:11

You're like, ah, whatever. That was pretty good. That was awesome.

1:11:15

That was great. That

1:11:19

was all. Yeah. Let's see.

1:11:21

Club CFO, racist Tire Aid. To

1:11:23

Stafford, what this? What

1:11:25

is Club CFO? Hit play.

1:11:27

So there's this there's like this

1:11:28

Chinese restaurant uptown. And she

1:11:30

just went on a whole, like,

1:11:32

Mexican Thai race. She was,

1:11:34

like, apparently accusing him of

1:11:37

ceiling stealing food and also his girl accusing his girlfriend

1:11:39

of stealing the recipes from the restaurant. Mexican

1:11:42

tirade sounds like it's on the

1:11:44

menu. So

1:11:47

here's just the option

1:11:49

of what I

1:11:52

do, though. Why?

1:11:54

Why? Tell me why?

1:11:56

I don't think I don't know why. I don't

1:11:59

think I'm stupid because

1:11:59

I'll tell you right now,

1:12:01

I will fuck you up right here. Was it

1:12:03

Is there video? Is

1:12:04

there a Chinese lady? No. She I

1:12:07

don't know

1:12:07

what race. She she

1:12:09

looks she looks black, but she sounds Chinese.

1:12:11

Oh, she doesn't send Chinese. No. It's like a Cambodian or a Filipino or something. And she's

1:12:13

got a Posey in her armpit. You mean, it

1:12:16

looks pretty cool. Oh, she got

1:12:18

MRSA, dude. That's what that is.

1:12:20

Good. fuck your ass,

1:12:22

help him, fuck him, immigration. I will

1:12:24

fuck you to fuck up. You ain't fucking Diane. I fucking

1:12:26

think I'm stupid. What? I think I'm fucking stupid.

1:12:30

You think I'm fucking stupid. Right? I will

1:12:33

fuck you once.

1:12:34

Let me tell you something. Let

1:12:36

me fucking tell you something you

1:12:38

motherfucker.

1:12:38

You too. my grandmother came to this country in a shipping container.

1:12:41

I don't understand what's going on.

1:12:43

This is the CFO for

1:12:46

a club. For

1:12:46

it's it's it says club, but it looks like a restaurant

1:12:48

here. I have pictures right here. This is what

1:12:51

it looks like. Jude Land Club.

1:12:54

Jude Land Club. It seems to be serving like, oh, yeah. It's like Chinese food

1:12:57

nurse club. Oh, wait.

1:12:59

Oh, that's what they

1:13:01

used to be. What's it called? I walked

1:13:03

out of that

1:13:03

place sometimes. That's it used to be come

1:13:06

on Shannon, you were a dumb horn

1:13:08

in the

1:13:10

nineties? Limelight.

1:13:11

Long. Long. for my time. No. Not

1:13:13

for your time. That was during we're the same age.

1:13:15

I never went to

1:13:16

time. I was too

1:13:17

I never went No. But my our friends were going

1:13:19

to limelight. I got my dick stuck on the

1:13:21

dance floor. Ralph was DJing there. Ralph was DJing

1:13:24

there. Wow. Well, imagine you fucking what

1:13:26

a what a loser you are that you're at a Ralph D. J. party

1:13:28

or a big fucking

1:13:30

seven foot tall shoe.

1:13:32

Okay. It wasn't

1:13:35

a Rob's on because who fucking

1:13:37

who fucking faked it

1:13:39

until he made his way

1:13:41

into the limelight. Fuck oh,

1:13:44

let's see. infuriating. So,

1:13:46

wait, why

1:13:46

was this chick going off on these people? because she thought they were stealing food

1:13:52

and recipes. Yeah. They accused them

1:13:54

of stealing and then stealing recipes from, like and then selling it to a competitor. Oh.

1:13:57

Something

1:13:58

like

1:13:59

a burger. Okay. Like

1:14:01

Let me tell you something. You ever fucking been dragged into

1:14:03

a fucking lawsuit? You piece of shit? Mhmm. You ever fucking

1:14:05

been dragged into a fucking

1:14:07

lawsuit? Yeah. Go is

1:14:10

my fucking witness? Yeah. Who? So how does my fucking witness? How does your witness? I were fucking You

1:14:12

you are. And I'm gonna go

1:14:15

to jail. You weren't fucking Diana.

1:14:18

One of you. You are like fucking

1:14:21

retarded. disgusting piece

1:14:23

of shit. You you

1:14:25

are like grateful you. You're

1:14:28

fucking ungrateful. When does it get

1:14:29

racist? Yeah. Let me skip forward. I'm

1:14:30

just waiting for the races. No. No. I wanna

1:14:32

hear you. Yeah. Okay. This is good. You're

1:14:34

gonna fucking charge. Disgusting piece

1:14:37

of shit.

1:14:37

You? I'm holding my

1:14:40

racism right now.

1:14:42

Thank

1:14:42

you. You're fucking ungrateful. you're

1:14:44

ungrateful. You know what I'm fucking talking about. Right?

1:14:46

Watching you? You know what I'm talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about.

1:14:51

know. I will tell you right

1:14:51

now. I have no issue with what's going on right

1:14:53

now. Dylan, if you tried to steal

1:14:56

our secret

1:14:58

fucking sauce, and give

1:14:59

it to a competing fucking podcast network, I

1:15:01

would also be, you know, it

1:15:03

was a briefcase with

1:15:07

the n word. the untwusted part of

1:15:09

soul cancer. It sounds like she's like racism. She's written off a piece of

1:15:12

paper. Zach drinks.

1:15:17

So Louis' car

1:15:20

is repossessed. God.

1:15:23

So what I'm talking about? You don't

1:15:25

know what I'm No.

1:15:28

Don't no. Don't don't

1:15:29

don't what I'm talking about. You don't what I'm

1:15:31

about Jose? Oh, here we go.

1:15:33

You ever fucking been arrested? Probably.

1:15:36

Qualys. Probably because

1:15:38

you're a dirty Mexican. she said she

1:15:41

was gonna call him at the

1:15:43

hospital. She did say it earlier. Yeah. Okay. If you just

1:15:55

heard a bunch of cuts right here. I'm just trying to

1:15:57

eat. Yeah. With the scale, it

1:15:59

makes me hard. Can we put

1:16:01

it into this? trying to diffuse it before I

1:16:03

glance all over my plate, please.

1:16:05

Jeez. Yeah. I'm gonna eat

1:16:07

this. I'm gonna

1:16:12

get fucking arrested. What? Tell you

1:16:14

what? You want you and Diana again? You're right. No worries,

1:16:16

please. Luis.

1:16:18

Panama right now. These are passionate managers.

1:16:21

Yeah. Passionate managers really

1:16:23

love their Philly. They love their

1:16:25

business. immigrants, by the way. Yeah.

1:16:27

These are these are immigrating business owners trying

1:16:29

to make it. And this piece of shit stole a

1:16:31

reservation. Diana, Jose

1:16:34

and Diana, No. You can talk to me. You wanna be

1:16:36

fucking honest? You wanna be fucking

1:16:38

honest? You can talk. Hold on.

1:16:41

I'm fucking talking, given all of my

1:16:43

recipes. the don't what mean.

1:16:44

Oh, well, my wife don't write a

1:16:46

sign.

1:16:46

Your wife don't talk about for salebacks.

1:16:48

Pause it. They can't

1:16:49

be arrested for giving out

1:16:52

their rescues. how dumb are

1:16:54

these Mexicans? They call the cops. Oh, I gave out your recipe. That's I don't think that's how it works.

1:16:56

But yeah. I think

1:16:58

I think it could be. I

1:17:02

don't no. You can't get a you can't get a rest of it.

1:17:04

It's just I don't think you can even

1:17:06

if I I guess if

1:17:08

there was a recipe written on a piece of that

1:17:10

person owned and you took that piece of paper and gave it

1:17:12

to another person. Yeah. I thought you could

1:17:14

sue if you signed an NBA. There

1:17:16

you go. I don't think there's Mexican

1:17:19

signs of NBA. And you can't get arrested. No. Yeah. Thanks.

1:17:22

the I'm

1:17:24

on her side. You can be arrested. I don't

1:17:26

know.

1:17:26

I forgot what you think. Yeah. If you call me

1:17:29

and I was a cop, I'd say, okay.

1:17:31

me think about it. Look, I'm taking somebody jail because There's some dude fucking

1:17:34

in the in the fucking jailhouse fucking

1:17:36

yard worse now.

1:17:38

This What are you looking for? recipe theft. When they when they abolish

1:17:40

the police, it it's gonna be guys because

1:17:42

be guys like me making thirty thousand dollars to

1:17:46

show up and go, okay. Who feels

1:17:47

illegal about me? I'm unarmed. So if

1:17:49

anyone's stronger than me, you're automatically

1:17:52

right. So And then I'm gonna

1:17:54

say, Jose. What are people freaking out

1:17:56

about for, though. I don't understand. Like,

1:17:58

it just it seems some shit, you know. I think it's bullshit. She said she'd call immigration. I think that's

1:18:00

really what it is. It's

1:18:02

legitimate now. Yeah. Okay. think

1:18:06

that's the only reason for being an immigrant.

1:18:08

Yeah. That's what I'll say. I'd say, good. She's

1:18:10

being cool with guys who could be deported. No.

1:18:13

This is

1:18:13

a hero. She's she's actually taking undocumented workers. She's a free

1:18:16

fight. She's

1:18:17

a safe

1:18:18

haven. She is for

1:18:21

we call them. They're not illegal aliens now. They are undocumented workers.

1:18:23

Undocumented workers? Yeah. Yeah. You need to catch you. We're wrapping

1:18:25

this one up. You guys are the

1:18:28

fucking best. I

1:18:30

wish I was more racist, but whatever. Listen, you guys are

1:18:33

the fucking best. Please support. These guys go

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1:18:38

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1:18:41

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1:18:43

then, have a good night. Sick.

1:18:45

That's

1:18:52

all folks.