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you guys worry? And I've said it before, I'll say it again.

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do do do do do do do do. Can't train MMA right now.

2:23

So all I can do is I can fucking pick

2:25

things up and put them down. Heavy shit. Colum

2:27

and he broke his leg. Yeah. He only got

2:30

on the roids. Yeah. I I really should just get

2:32

on fucking You gotta get on the roids. It's crazy.

2:34

My my balls are small enough

2:36

I'm short-tempered enough. You're

2:38

not getting any younger dude. Yep. You don't eat big

2:40

balls. They might counteract. What do you mean? They

2:42

might they might calm me down, like, when somebody with

2:45

ADD has a monster. Could you be big balls?

2:47

No. You just you'll you'll be less of an asshole,

2:49

man. Yeah. When it like, when someone starts training

2:51

the MMA, they learn how to it. So

2:54

more anger is what you want. Maybe. I

2:56

don't even know. Well, look, you guys know and love that

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voice. The good Charles back on the show.

3:00

Yo. Yo. Yo. Okay. What's up?

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Okay. Also, very excited

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to have back on the show. The one only Brian

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six is back on the show. Hey. How

3:11

are you? Chella man. I'm I'm

3:13

good, but I'm fucking I'm little bit bummed because

3:15

my cardio sessions, it's

3:18

the elliptical. Oh, no. Sucks.

3:21

Why don't I sit on the couch and masturbate? Dude,

3:23

dude, it suck. Sit to girls. That's

3:25

a pregnant woman's machine. Yeah.

3:28

I I don't even know what to do.

3:31

Like, I'm I'm like and

3:33

I pump it up to twenty, and I'm

3:35

fucking doing an incline, and I'm after

3:38

thirty minutes, like one little drip of

3:40

sweat. One little drip of fucking

3:42

sweat, dude. So The

3:44

cardio is not good. I'm not loving it. It's not

3:46

the ideal situation. cycle? You're

3:48

you're that's bad on your knees. Like a --

3:51

Why can't you? -- a bike, you know, I can't do that.

3:53

That's how many knees. Yeah. What about rope machine?

3:55

Like, one of those rope machines like that? That's

3:57

good. Oh, yeah. One of you can do that. There's

3:59

there's certain things. There's hand cycles. There's

4:01

all this other shit. get into I'm

4:03

gonna I'm gonna maybe I I'm just gonna start more

4:07

more exercises in my supersets and my intervals.

4:09

Just fucking yeah. Do a little patty tape. Little patty

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hour. In the hour of Well, what's an Irish

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your wife's face. You

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gotta cake, gotta cake, bakers. Take

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me a cake. One potato, two potato,

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three potato horn. Like,

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we have a great show up on today. Let's get our plugs out

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these fun things. This is a Friday show.

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Very, very happy to have these boys on the show.

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Everyone's very excited when I months this

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Got a lot of live stuff coming up, guys. If you

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guys are watching this live, on Friday

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this isn't this isn't this isn't really not Christmas. That's

9:28

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9:31

elevator. This is This

9:33

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9:35

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9:39

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9:41

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9:44

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9:46

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9:48

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9:50

careful with the glitter bomb. It says

9:53

Lewis Gage Gomez. We did get a glitter bomb once. But

9:55

you know the little penises. They flew everywhere.

9:57

What was it? It it comes oh, did

9:59

you really just I really expected that to

10:01

just do that. We got yeah. We

10:04

got four. for

10:06

me once. If I if we were to

10:08

die by a bomb, that I I would accept

10:10

that. That's my legacy. Luna

10:12

sucks. And there's a penis on

10:14

it. And it's Dunkin' Donuts. It's a

10:16

Dunkin' Donuts. They stole a Dunkin' Donuts

10:18

thing, and it says Lewis sucks, made

10:20

your penis on it.

10:21

the there's

10:22

needles too. Oh, I thought that giant

10:24

tongue was a penis. Oh. Yeah. I thought

10:26

that that was a dick, but it's

10:28

a thumb. It's a dirty heroin

10:31

mail. Why?

10:34

That was worth their time. Why are they all

10:36

needles? They didn't steal that from dod dodones.

10:38

They made that. Right? Yeah. That's it. That's kinda

10:40

where It's the same boy boy, New

10:42

Jersey. There you go. That was that was worth

10:44

everybody's time. Well,

10:46

thank you very much. Tis the season.

10:49

another gift card. I'm telling you I've got over time.

10:51

Listen. How did you know? How did you know? How

10:53

did you watching it? Like, there comes

10:55

for you. You're born. Is the Dunkin' Donuts

10:57

Post still in the window? Yes,

10:59

it is. Let's see,

11:02

Zach. Let's see. Alright.

11:05

Oh, this is actually for me and Ian.

11:08

Okay. Until those? What's it in?

11:10

No. No. That's pretty sick. What

11:12

is that? Oh, that's a a cigarette? That's not

11:14

a cigarette. Let me touch it. I'm not gonna not

11:16

gonna really think I'd break

11:18

somebody somebody made. You know, yes, you

11:20

bother me. He wasn't gonna break it. He didn't bother

11:22

me. Yes. You bother me, Zach. I

11:24

was like, you'd expect it was a nice thing for

11:26

Ian. Those that I expected you to break it. That was a

11:28

moment that I I realized that we're at. He

11:30

he showed you he showed you I know

11:32

where the world is at. You

11:34

with the military color I just don't and then

11:36

as me as the violator from Spunk. That's

11:38

the violators. That's pretty sick.

11:41

I'm gonna do everything in my power to break that

11:43

even. Yeah. Because I would do

11:45

everything I I thought it wasn't. It

11:47

wasn't something that I thought until you

11:49

fucking put me up to it. Yeah. You're

11:51

forcing my hand now, Zach. No. This is an adult

11:53

thing. pure toy story and put them in the

11:55

microwave and Yeah. because

11:57

you get mad when things aren't for you.

11:59

That's not true. Is is that Literally,

12:02

last year me and Shannon got

12:04

things in the mail and you stood in that

12:06

room and went Where's my presence?

12:08

I want presence? I

12:10

made Shannon announce on the air that we wanted

12:12

presence. Zach, you're you're making. You're

12:14

right. You're picking up personality traits

12:16

that don't exist. Shannon of mine. You gotta

12:18

dress up. Shannon, is that I make that up? Shannon,

12:20

is he making up that I get

12:23

mad that people get things and break them when

12:25

people get things. Is that a crazy

12:27

fucking stretch that needs to be pointed

12:29

out? Is that something that would be in my will Shannon,

12:31

have you ever seen me break something

12:33

as somebody else God, because I was mad

12:35

that I personally didn't receive something,

12:38

which, again,

12:41

yeah, fuck things. We all got some and

12:43

cool. I got

12:45

something big head. That's called

12:47

me. Shannon, please tell me. Join me in Shannon.

12:49

I wanna know. Shannon. Shannon. Shannon.

12:51

So

12:51

don't know if you would break it on

12:54

purpose.

12:54

Oh, you're clumsy. But

12:57

but you would probably break it still. Yeah. You

12:59

can walk You're gonna you're gonna be Oh,

13:01

and you're gonna pet it down. Oh,

13:05

we have another we have another gift here. Can you get

13:07

the music call right Colum? fucking

13:10

You should definitely hate when other people get

13:12

gifts. That's the prime

13:14

Alright. Here we go. I gotta Oh.

13:15

Oh, wow. I

13:17

hope it's another I hope it's a bigger doll for

13:19

-- Yeah. -- Brian doll. I get to burn.

13:22

But see, you know, on South Park,

13:24

like, when apartment little birthday party, so they'd bring him a

13:26

present? Yeah. Does he have some photograph?

13:28

Yeah. That's Lewis, 101

13:30

Alright. Ready? This

13:32

is Look at this. Oh, this is the

13:35

spooky pillow. The what? The

13:37

spooky pillow. These guys have been Oh, his mother's

13:39

love of women. So

13:44

Oh, so your arm so So

13:46

when your bitch Your bitch weighs, oh, my

13:48

girl's gonna love this. This isn't

13:50

for me. By the way, You

13:52

know, it's funny Spoonie Poonie Poonie Poonie

13:57

Poonie Poonie Poonie Poonie Poonie Poonie Poonie. Then they're,

13:59

like,

13:59

fifteen times from spoonie pillow? Is that from spoonie

14:02

pillow? Oh, that's from them. That's from them

14:04

specifically. I didn't know what it was. I thought it

14:06

was another pillow cube, another

14:08

fucking my perfect pillow. I didn't know what

14:10

it was. this product is hilarious.

14:12

Yeah. This is it's not

14:14

for a guy. This

14:15

is not for me. This is to annoy me. I need

14:18

to test it. Test it out. Here. Come here, Zach. You're

14:20

fucking me. You still love me.

14:22

Of course. Well, we don't need a

14:24

bigger pillow. Okay.

14:26

So can we see you spoon with

14:29

me? and your arm won't go dead.

14:31

I think my arm still is dead. It's

14:33

just more comfortable for her.

14:35

Yeah. It's is it thick on the inside? Is that

14:37

thinking me thick? And how pretty? pretty nice. I don't

14:39

think so. After an hour or two though, you'd start

14:41

to feel. Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

14:43

Spooky villain was not paying for this.

14:45

This isn't even a gift.

14:47

Now, this is this is this is this is a It's a free advertisement.

14:50

Free advertising. Well, it's shit though. It's a shit problem. giving

14:52

them the gift. This is guy.

14:54

This is a Oh, go hashtag

14:56

spooky pills, Gary? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That's

14:59

that's cool. If you're a guy with a spooky

15:01

pillows Yo. your

15:03

boyfriend has a spooky pillow, he's cheating on you with a with

15:05

a man. I'm gonna read him with a cut

15:07

cushion. Yeah. It is. But you well, you'll

15:09

use it once for four seconds and go

15:11

four dish I'm gonna walk around I'm

15:13

gonna be I'm gonna use them to go swimming with, so I

15:15

don't I can't. I'm Zoom to fuck it,

15:17

man. Do you constantly wanna know

15:19

what's happening on your phone? Yeah. While

15:21

the girl sleeps on you. Spooky

15:24

pillar. They do look

15:26

really adult swimmies. Yeah.

15:28

But but you can just spoon someone out of me with a

15:30

regular pillow. What's the fucking dick? be

15:32

an asshole dude. Sprocket pillar. Okay.

15:34

Sorry. Rest of slug. Don't be an asshole. Sprocket

15:36

pillar. Don't be Gomez on,

15:38

bro. I'll somebody already invented it. Don't

15:40

be big. Give us

15:42

this. Go to

15:44

pointlesspaton dot com. shut

15:47

tight rejects dot com. I'm

15:49

spooky though. Come on. Things that didn't make it

15:51

on the show. Come on. Please.

15:55

Don't you. Right. Just buy one. Can

15:57

I talk you fifty thousand fucking

15:59

things in a warehouse in Jersey? Spooky pillow.

16:01

It's cool when you first see it, but then once you think

16:03

about it, you go, nah, This morning, bro.

16:08

Dude, it's right on your bed

16:10

for years. Yeah.

16:15

Comes first. It comes a free storage

16:17

midtown. Yeah. I mean, they've been a big game of

16:19

me. Shutter,

16:19

wait. What do you think that's forty five? notice

16:21

two. They gave me two. They gave

16:24

me 1234I think it gave me five

16:26

twenty plus. Oh, find out my screen. Give me

16:28

the green one. No. No. I thought you don't like them. And I

16:30

like free shit. Well, I'll never use

16:32

it. You you don't want your fucking girl to

16:34

lay in your arm? No. She already

16:36

does that, but it's like, you'll do it for, like, two

16:38

minutes and then you go, alright, that's enough. Let's

16:40

face back to back. Go to sleep. Oh, sure. Oh,

16:42

it's not only that. It's also for

16:44

travel. I see. You could probably put it

16:46

on your arm and go to sleep on the plane.

16:48

Yeah. Oh, that's not that's not bad.

16:50

That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not

16:52

bad. Now we're now we're talking? Yeah.

16:54

Or

16:54

you could they say you could sleep yourself. Yeah.

16:57

That seems

16:59

crazy. No. That's just a that's that's

17:02

I guess. Do you sleep

17:04

like a home home? Cody

17:07

color. You can probably

17:09

put this over your pet's head and

17:11

kill it -- Yeah. -- slowly. Yes.

17:13

Mother your pet. I almost

17:16

I almost got that I once I only

17:18

got that dog yesterday. know? I I went.

17:20

I was on my way, and then I texted my

17:22

sister a video of the dog.

17:24

What type of dog was it? Some

17:26

type of Yorkie mix. New

17:27

Yorkie. No. It's a full breed breed breed breed. You said it was a full

17:30

breed Yorkie. You know, maybe

17:31

it was. Maybe it wasn't. Then I

17:33

texted my sister. I was like, I think we're gonna pick up this dog for

17:35

your niece. I'm just like, we don't

17:36

want that little shit dog. Why?

17:39

because

17:39

they don't want a little dog. They want a big dog.

17:42

Why? And then I was like, why do I want a big dog?

17:44

It's more work, more

17:46

exercise. I thought

17:48

you, hey, dogs. You're always posting dog

17:50

anti dog propaganda. Anti people. Anti people. Anti people. And

17:52

it's not propaganda. I'm posing your fact. You're

17:54

in big cats. I'm not gonna

17:56

be big cat business.

17:58

No, dude. I

17:59

don't and I don't even hate dude. I'm just

18:02

saying, you know, you have to make people aware.

18:04

Mhmm. It's out there,

18:05

dude. When did they kill you?

18:07

Like, four? that's probably

18:09

more. That's not gonna happen. The

18:12

pimples of the

18:14

of the by

18:16

far, by leaps and bounds, the number

18:18

one most fatal

18:19

dog. Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah.

18:23

So, yeah, don't have kids.

18:25

I

18:25

have that video from that guy's

18:28

Instagram. Do you wanna share that or no? Which ones are you?

18:30

Of Yo.

18:31

Let's see it. Okay. This is the one you were

18:32

gonna get? Oh, cute. Oh,

18:35

yeah. Oh, there's the other that's

18:38

the mom. What is a

18:40

Yorkshire terrier or what's that? Yeah. It's a

18:42

Yorkie. Yorkie.

18:44

What is that? Ten.

18:45

Yeah. But I

18:46

thought you could see them better. Where's it

18:47

gonna live? Yeah. I'm the neighbor. Jersey?

18:50

Yeah. I would live with my sister. It wasn't gonna be

18:52

mine. I almost want it for myself, a little

18:54

fucking That's a good city dog. the cute little fucking pop

18:56

Shannon. Why don't I why don't I buy it? You took care

18:58

of it. He's giving me whatever I wanna play

19:00

with it. We can't. Fuck your cats, Shannon.

19:02

Cats are real. That's that's basically a

19:04

cat, you know. Yeah. It's a

19:06

little shit dog. It's a fun. knows its name.

19:08

So we're back we're back at square one with this fun new

19:10

dog. And then somebody else hit me up with

19:12

husky puppies. Oh, nice. Husky's

19:14

a tough. My room my old roommate used to

19:16

have one, and they're fucking tough. What do you mean

19:18

tough? He just yeah. They're fucking

19:20

active ish. They're hyper ish. You need it. You

19:22

need to balance it. You need a dog that doesn't

19:25

need to get stimulated too much. Yeah. because if you

19:27

get like a fucking You don't need a dog that needs to

19:29

go to a dog park for three hours a

19:31

day and be run. And like like a

19:33

Chairman Shepard does fucking word-of-mouth shit.

19:37

Alright. It's a good part

19:39

to you. Got

19:43

it. He gets it. Let's go.

19:45

Mark with two ways. Okay. And

19:48

Mark. Rough

19:50

You did. I Yeah.

19:52

So I'm we're back at the drawing board now. And to

19:54

be honest with you, I don't really give a shit about my

19:57

sister's dog. I don't care. Mhmm.

19:59

And she's just it's it's very obnoxious.

20:01

She's lazy. She's listen to this

20:03

right now. Okay? She's lazy.

20:05

She's not gonna bring the dog to the dog park. She thinks she's got

20:07

a big backyard that that's gonna be, like, enough like, oh,

20:09

it's gonna be a nightmare. It's gonna be a puppy. It's

20:11

gonna fucking rip shit up. It's gonna piss. It's gonna

20:14

shit. it's not gonna be good. Mhmm. And her life

20:16

is in shambles as it is. Her marriage is falling

20:18

apart. She was sitting. Her marriage is

20:20

falling apart. you

20:22

know, she's not doing fucking well. Does she need

20:24

the she need shit and piss everywhere? We're

20:26

gonna add shit and piss to the mix.

20:28

Mhmm.

20:28

It's ready a shit. It's writing shit and pissing

20:30

this girl's life. Basically, right

20:33

now metaphorically,

20:36

there's there's pissing shit fucking

20:38

falling from the ceilings and walls right now.

20:40

Now she wants

20:41

to literally add pissing shit. So it's

20:43

a crazy way to bed. Didn't she just get a cat?

20:46

Yeah. It sounds like she's trying to sell

20:48

her home with love. They don't even like the the

20:50

cat. No one likes anything. nobody else.

20:52

It's fucking crazy. What happened with Yay, off

20:54

Tim Paul Shannon? I'll

20:57

find a

20:57

video, but basically

20:59

You didn't watch it?

21:01

I watch it. I want Chen to

21:03

set it up and give us Gomez background on it.

21:05

You want to what give us some background?

21:07

So they were talking

21:09

about his anti semitic comments.

21:11

And then I don't know who each of the characters are. I'm assuming it

21:13

was Tim Tim

21:13

Pool. Mylos on a Mylo.

21:16

My boy. Mylo. I Amico this

21:18

morning. No reply. Right? No reply. Dude, he's

21:20

running for a present. My loves helping

21:22

Kanye room for presents. It's

21:24

psychotic. It's fucking crazy. Straight.

21:26

Look at that. Straight. Once once my love stops

21:28

soaking cock, he's side of achievement shit.

21:30

He's back in the mix. Yeah. Milo really did

21:32

have quite the fall from grace. And now he's on Yay's

21:34

private jet. It looks good. But

21:36

it's not It's

21:38

all gonna come crashing down again. It's

21:40

not real. None of it's real.

21:42

Kanye, I think Kanye genuinely believes

21:44

he's running for president. He's a former president. He's former president.

21:47

Kanye's a lunatic. If my was going, like,

21:49

alright. Cool. I guess I'll get an awesome salary to,

21:52

like, be a part of this. Right? That's an opportunity.

21:54

Yeah. And that's the other guy. The

21:56

other guy, I think his name is Luis

21:59

Luis Funez. I'd know some fuck in the

22:01

Spanish name. Was it? Oh,

22:04

Funez. Funez. Yeah. that's Nick Fuentes. He's, like,

22:06

the right wing white supremacist or

22:08

something. I don't know. From what I from what I read, I don't

22:10

know. like I said, a debate with

22:12

him. IT and interviewed him and, like, people really

22:14

hate that fucking guy. Yeah. Here's

22:16

the thing. You're just like twenty years old. You

22:18

brought up an interesting point. you

22:20

were like, you know, he walks off a temple and you're like, do we

22:22

like this guy? Here's the do we like tentpole

22:24

or do we not like tentpole? Who is tentpole?

22:26

I don't like any of these fucking Dude, he wears

22:28

a beanie, any any any complains about seen

22:31

him. Christina struggled. What's

22:33

what is that's his thing? He he loves

22:35

guns, hates trans. There's just you know

22:37

what I mean? and I don't know this about Deadpool because

22:39

I'm sure he's great. because I I have friends really like him

22:41

and friends he's doing it. fine long. So that's

22:43

like he's Dave Smith, I think he's done a show

22:45

a few times. all the dogs are out there

22:47

talking about fucking the

22:49

constitution. I canceled

22:51

culture. You're all dupes, dude. It's

22:53

just I'm like, you're all door.

22:56

The whole thing I say this to

22:58

Dave, but I was like, okay. I bring up an

23:00

amendment again. When you see people

23:02

like like like, I just even feel like having to

23:04

cancel calls your conversation. Like,

23:06

it's just so, like, a five

23:08

year ago conversation. I'm I'm like,

23:10

oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. We got it. It just

23:12

if you're still sort of banging on about

23:14

COVID on the Internet, if you're still sort of

23:16

banging on about cancel culture on the Internet,

23:18

I'm not saying you're even wrong. I agree with

23:21

you. I'm just I rolled my eyes because I'm just

23:23

moving on to bigger and better things in

23:25

my life. I'm on to greener pastures.

23:27

I can't really care about the fact

23:29

that I was right the whole time about

23:31

COVID. If you're going like, look, I was right the whole time.

23:33

It's like, hey, you move on. Be right about the next thing

23:35

motherfucker. What are you doing? How are you living

23:37

in the the these weird old conversations.

23:39

So just with all

23:41

these different people, every single one

23:44

of them, it all of like griffed to his turn

23:46

to gray. Right? Yeah. Of course. But here's the main

23:48

thing with Deadpool is that he he's

23:50

he's bald, and he won't take his

23:53

hat off. And that's a reason. That is

23:55

gay ass shit. Yeah. Dude, fucking shave your head,

23:57

be a fucking man dude. That yeah. Of course. Just

23:59

go to be ugly and embrace it.

24:01

Don't be young. because you look like a dickhead dude. You're telling the

24:03

wrong table full of dudes who sounded advice by the

24:06

nephew. Right. Be be

24:08

ugly and accepted. Yeah.

24:10

No. We're we're Yeah. We're

24:13

this is what this is what the table of alphas

24:15

looks like. I don't want. Yeah. We

24:17

accept it. just horrible. You got it. It's got

24:19

whatever. Fuck it. Dorts. It's

24:22

just people, like, if they they just care a

24:24

little bit too much about this stuff. Like, you know,

24:27

like, Like, I I sometimes I'll catch myself, like, in those,

24:29

like, arguments on Twitter, and you I'll get

24:31

into them sometimes. And I'm going, like,

24:33

imagine this was, like, my life. Yeah.

24:35

Like, every day, this is what I'm doing nonstop. I

24:37

just argue about these social and political issues.

24:39

You're like, dude, fucking go outside. Yeah.

24:41

I don't know, dude. Just give a fuck

24:43

your ass. Dude, used to be fun

24:45

to read those. Two of those words. Now I'm like, I

24:47

I can't I don't give a shit. Yeah. Well,

24:50

that's I I said that I was like, I watch

24:52

Twitter suck now. and people you

24:54

know, a lot of my fan base are fucking, I think, Nazis. So, like, no.

24:56

Twitter's great now. Twitter's

24:58

a fuck up. Yeah. A lot of my

25:00

friends are like Nazis.

25:02

you know, it's really nice. Thank you,

25:05

mister Musk. But I'm

25:07

sorry. Musk. Well, people are like, like, why

25:09

does it suck now? Like, they're trying to get me.

25:11

It's like, wood sucks.

25:12

people just say it. Like, I'm not just fucking saying

25:15

it sucks. No. It sucks because everyone just

25:17

constantly at each other's throats.

25:19

They're constantly arguing. And then now

25:21

for nothing, whole blue check mark thing

25:23

for anybody. I

25:24

mean, am I crazy just to go, like,

25:26

oh, well, it means nothing now. What does the fucking

25:29

blue check mark mean if you guys buy

25:31

it? So it it negates any value

25:33

of having it or reading and

25:35

something somebody has a blue check mark and has a more

25:37

valuable opinion, but you do know

25:39

it. Right. They do. They do. If

25:41

if I post something to write it down to

25:43

the blue cross, I I go, whoa. Well,

25:46

I'm going to follow-up from a blue doing

25:48

with a real person. Who is this? That is

25:50

simple. So that's really it. It's

25:52

it's so much so now it'll

25:54

just be somebody like, They

25:56

have a blue check mark, and it'll have one follower. And they're

25:58

like, yeah, your mother's a fucking heroin horn. I'm

26:00

like, oh, it's a troll. They have a blue check

26:03

mark. So what is the the Wait. Now you get an official.

26:05

It says it's blue check means nothing and then

26:07

there's a gray official

26:09

underneath it. Like, in

26:11

like, oh, I didn't know that. There's another

26:14

layer to this. I'm done. It just kinda sucks

26:16

now. It's confusing. It's a lot of

26:18

fucking do you have with. You've been?

26:20

No. That's that's your main grip. It's my main grip.

26:22

It took me so long to get into the VIP.

26:24

I thought the blue check worked for a long time.

26:26

I'm just saying, like, it is

26:28

pointless now. And now I'm one of these normal fucking

26:30

people that, you know, I Before this,

26:33

everybody didn't have because you have the section where you

26:35

just write see verified people's

26:37

replies. Yeah. So you had the opportunity to

26:39

see who else in the

26:41

industry am I speaking to? Not just

26:43

weird people. No. It's more than anything else. Like,

26:45

it was a very quick way to sort of sift

26:47

through, like, real replies and and

26:49

people that I likely know

26:51

and, you know, most of the people that I know that

26:53

are comedians on Twitter or

26:56

verified and they have AAA check mark. So

26:58

it was just a quick way to sort of decipher

27:00

that now I can't just eyeball

27:02

it and know who the fuck I'm talking to. Do

27:04

you guys do you have to pay for that now? Even though

27:06

you had to bootstrap up, I'm not paying for anything.

27:08

So maybe Right. Right. Okay. I'll leave the game.

27:10

Your grand pod, I did. Maybe? No.

27:13

I won't. I refuse. Yeah.

27:15

Do you wanna

27:16

watch the Kanye video? Please.

27:19

is the

27:19

word is the Is that is Paul? You guys use I'm I'm talking

27:21

to him though, isn't it? I mean, because --

27:23

No. -- because we think it's not working pause

27:25

for a second. But

27:28

Tim says they did give you a hard

27:30

time. And then Kanye goes,

27:32

oh, whose day? Right. We can't

27:34

say it. And he goes, I mean, like, the media.

27:36

That's what they're about to happen. Yeah.

27:38

Already. I thought that was a

27:40

setup already. because then he that loop guy

27:42

replies, it them is

27:44

Demba. I see.

27:45

it Alright. In

27:46

twenty eighteen Twenty eighteen is not. What what

27:48

do I mean like okay. So

27:50

how about you

27:53

leave it? Are you

27:55

afraid of the press? He's

27:58

gone. I'll say

27:59

it

27:59

right now. You got I

28:01

I you guys wanna bring that stuff

28:03

up? And and how you doing that connection?

28:05

Not gonna be They have to discuss. Like, you you

28:07

think Yay is gonna come in here and

28:10

say, here's my pain. Here's my suffering. I'm gonna say,

28:12

I hear you. And then he's gonna say, and it was Jewish people. And

28:14

I'm gonna be like, okay. But don't you consider so I'm not

28:16

gonna do this guy with Jews. Make sure he's

28:18

cool. Alright. Go for it. Look at him.

28:21

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

28:23

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

28:26

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Because they would typically say

28:28

Jewish people. He kept saying they were getting

28:30

interrupted and shit, but he was random. I

28:32

watched the fifteen minutes. Oh, he was.

28:34

just pure manic rambling. And then someone was

28:37

like, alright. Hold on a second. And they go, let me

28:39

finish my train of thought. He's like, you've been talking

28:41

for ten minutes and none of it makes sense. Yeah.

28:43

Yeah. I think because he got into a couple

28:45

of times. But he wouldn't stop.

28:47

He wouldn't stop. Yeah. Rossa. He's like, messaged

28:49

me. You definitely It's all Saikar. The

28:51

whole thing. But those two parasites are just sitting there

28:53

going to let me a bit of fucking Yay's money

28:55

here. Yeah. because they they have nothing nowhere to

28:57

go. Anyone who willingly spends time with

28:59

Milo is mentally ill.

29:01

been in a car with him. Okay. Thanks.

29:04

Oh, with my oh, my little rules. He

29:06

Once once he turn it off, does he ever

29:08

turn it off? I think a certain degree. A

29:10

little bit. You could tell he's just he's in he

29:12

knows what he's doing. He's he's a smart guy.

29:15

Oh, he's super smart guy. He's not he's not a stupid

29:17

guy. He's one of those guys can't be

29:19

around because I he's so smart. I'm like, I I can't I'm

29:21

gonna end up fucking him. No.

29:23

No. How do I end up inside of this

29:25

man? No. No. You just use these big words and put those

29:27

in my ass open. Yeah. I

29:32

can't be around intelligent natties,

29:34

because they'll just they'll convince me too.

29:36

I'm not I'm not smart. I love this. I

29:38

know. Yeah. Get away, nothing. I

29:40

can feel it in my heart. It's wrong,

29:42

but your points make sense.

29:45

So I

29:49

mean, that was it whenever you know, it's all fucking

29:51

retarded. Kanye is actually having a

29:53

mental breakdown. oh, he crazy. That's it.

29:55

And in fairness, they started talking

29:57

about something political, nothing to do

29:59

with Jews

29:59

and Kanye brought the Jews in.

30:02

brought it back immediately. Let's just go to, you

30:04

know. How long was he on the show for him for you

30:06

while? Fifteen minutes. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Do

30:08

you think we can get

30:09

him on skanks? Yeah. In

30:11

next year?

30:11

Yeah. We got one more

30:12

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Alright. So let's What

30:55

is this? What is the Toy Story three

30:57

scene viral after audio

30:59

illusion Oh, yeah. It's audience. What is

31:01

this? I saw this. Okay. So

31:03

I don't wanna tell you anything. I just want you

31:05

guys to listen to it, and then we can discuss

31:06

what people hear. I'll put

31:08

my sound on.

31:11

Oh,

31:16

fuck. Those are vintage. what

31:19

are

31:19

the rest of you here? Play it

31:19

again. Play it again. I wanna listen. Okay.

31:22

Yeah.

31:22

I

31:28

mean,

31:28

obviously, that's a lot. It's kind of

31:34

the Yeah.

31:35

It's that thing. where so I'll show

31:37

you with the video now.

31:40

Let's see.

31:42

I

31:47

mean, there's nothing else that could have been said there.

31:50

There is. There no. He says, oh, Barbie. He

31:52

says, oh, Barbie. You gotta love the toy again and think

31:54

Barbie. You gotta love the Colum, I

31:56

think. Yeah. Let go.

31:57

Oh,

31:59

no. Fuck. No. You

32:02

said, oh, no. You didn't do

32:04

that before. like they they've done this before

32:06

with certain words. You know, like, your your brain's

32:08

gonna hear whatever you wanna hear. No. We've always

32:10

Your brain I'm not gonna hear you. listen,

32:12

Bobby. Go Listen for Barbie. Oh. Look. for

32:14

Barbie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

32:17

Barbie.

32:19

Barbie. Are you kidding me? You didn't hear

32:21

Barbie. You fucking idiot. Are they fucking what they

32:23

said? No. No. No. Are you kidding

32:26

me? I don't hear Barbie. I'll say but I'll

32:28

say I hear it. can't say

32:30

it with

32:30

it.

32:31

Oh, Barbie. Go

32:35

back now. Alright. Now that I said it,

32:39

No. You know what, Bobby? That's what I'm

32:42

hearing. Fuck. You clear his

32:44

day. No. I heard it too when

32:46

I think Well, yeah. It's like they've

32:48

they've done this a few times. Yeah. My brother actually

32:50

just played a needle or something.

32:52

Yeah. Yeah. because it's like, no. You've you

32:54

hear it the first time, and then it's like, playback, waiting

32:56

to hear. I've I've done that before

32:58

with other things, and I could hear the

33:01

other thing. after after knowing what

33:03

it was, I cannot hear Barbie. He is ending

33:05

the sentence with the n word, though. Right?

33:07

Everybody's here. far

33:10

because it wasn't in work.

33:13

I was a vintage m.

33:15

We're all on board with that. Right?

33:17

I don't even all agree. I don't even sponsor light

33:20

years since January. I don't

33:22

even One more time. What are you hearing,

33:25

Natalie? Same as Zach.

33:27

I can hear it depending on what you think about, but

33:29

it it has two syllables. I can hear where they're

33:31

coming from. I hear no second syllable. I

33:33

hear fuck. Nah. One more time. Oh,

33:36

Barbie. Yo. Barbie

33:38

double vintage. I heard a

33:40

Barbie under the fuck now, unmet a

33:42

fuck. It's coming. to get horrible.

33:44

You're about to get Barbie. Barbie. I

33:47

hear it. Like like like somebody in

33:49

the other room was saying Barbie while he

33:51

screaming fuck at the top of his lungs. It's

33:53

not both of the words. You're the only it's

33:56

weak names try to play. You're the

33:58

only person.

33:59

You're the

34:03

only person in the world

34:05

who says I can hear both of them at the same time. Sure.

34:07

It's one of the other.

34:09

Girl. It's not bold at the same time. It's like a it's like

34:11

a fucking bitch. daughter. It's bolder

34:14

them. Is that my accent correct,

34:16

sir? It's bolder them.

34:19

Bored them. Yeah. I like that. That's a fun that's a fun little thing

34:21

out there in the world. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

34:23

In the comments, let us know if you heard fucker

34:25

Barbie, just take an engagement. You

34:27

trick the algorithm. There's

34:29

a British comic that

34:31

has, like, a whole he comes out with

34:33

a tape recorder and he does all different songs.

34:35

And like, what are you hearing this song?

34:37

and he does like, the misheard lyrics. Mhmm. It's a pretty good

34:40

bet, Peter Kaye. Is that who it is?

34:42

Yeah.

34:43

Sure. Alright. let's say, a woman is Heinz

34:46

because Valvita, Mac, and Cheese prep time

34:48

is longer than three point

34:50

five minutes. that's

34:52

crazy. Mhmm. So she said so,

34:54

you know, on

34:55

the little cup thingies, it says that the full prep

34:57

time is three point five minutes. but

34:59

she's saying that that's actually the cook time is

35:02

three point five minutes, and they're

35:04

not putting in the time to open it

35:06

up, remove the lid, put in the cheese

35:08

sauce pouch, add water, fill to the line, and stir. And she's That's

35:10

for the microwaveable ones. Yes.

35:11

Mhmm. The little cups. Yeah. So what

35:13

she's suing? What is the what is

35:15

the fucking sue? She

35:17

says that that these companies have to be

35:20

held accountable for what they're

35:22

promising people, and she's also trying to get

35:24

together a class of customers who might also

35:26

be upset about the prep

35:28

time and says the damages will exceed

35:30

five million dollars. What

35:30

I'm in? Put me in the class action

35:32

lawsuit. Fuck Valveda. Yo. Yeah.

35:35

Fuck them. Welcome. What is this? A mug made with a mac and

35:37

cheese? What is it? Shannon, I didn't talk about my mac

35:39

and cheese on Monday. Don't mean to talk

35:41

about it. Oh, great. It was

35:43

great. Came out great. But we did make a coup.

35:45

We did make a coup.

35:48

But my girl had she sent me

35:50

this recipe and she

35:51

had already made this

35:53

before. So,

35:54

like, I was freaking out about it the whole time, and she was

35:56

like, oh, no. I've made it, like, ten times. Don't worry. And then

35:58

she just did the room and all that other stuff, and

36:00

then That was good. But we

36:02

ended up having to make it twice. Because

36:04

there was no heavy

36:06

cream in any supermarket. at

36:09

all. Like, I couldn't find it anywhere. So I I went to the go to this

36:11

one supermarket in this liquor store and I was like, oh, shit. They have

36:13

heavy cream and they had, like, essentially taken, you

36:15

know, the little, like, like

36:18

half pound containers from the deli and they'd filled it up with heavy cream

36:20

and then labeled it heavy cream. I'm assuming they

36:22

just took a gallon of heavy cream just so

36:25

they could sell small portions Brian

36:27

was like a mom and pop supermarket. Right? So I was like, alright. Fuck it.

36:30

I'll do that. So I bought was it spoiled?

36:32

What? Was it

36:34

spoiled? No. I bring it home, we make the mac and cheese, go for the whole

36:36

thing, and we go to taste it, and we're like, we're

36:38

like, it's good. But

36:40

it's it's kinda sweet. Like, why is it

36:42

so sweet?

36:44

And then we were looking through everything with the fuck's going on with this.

36:46

Bazaar, and then we tasted the heavy cream and

36:48

they it was marked as heavy

36:50

cream. I'm assuming that they had put

36:53

sugar in it for, like, whipping cream. You know, you take

36:56

heavy cream and sugar. And they had but

36:58

they didn't say this is, you know,

37:00

whipping cream or sugar cream for

37:02

whipping cream. It just simply had

37:04

said heavy cream. So that

37:06

was that. So we had to start all the fuck

37:08

over. And,

37:10

yeah, I called the supermarket even I'm very

37:12

proud. Like, the old news, I would've just screamed. Like like, I mean,

37:14

I did I did tell that they've ruined my Thanksgiving. Yeah.

37:16

I I was like I was like,

37:20

I was like, look, we I was like, you know, we just use this for different exaggerators.

37:22

Like, three different dishes. I'm like, you know,

37:24

all these dishes are ruined right now.

37:27

and they're like, sir, can give you a refund. You've ruined my milk

37:30

turkey. Turkey.

37:34

My heavy cheese That'd be cream gravy. But

37:36

I knew that I was never going

37:38

to go over there and Can

37:40

I get the refund? I'm never gonna get

37:43

the refund and they're not gonna do there's nothing that

37:45

can be done. So I just this is the new

37:47

thing in my life. I think back of the

37:49

old Lewis would have

37:52

said whoever's at that supermarket needs to be punished.

37:54

An equal amount. So it could simply be

37:56

them having to clean up all the candy

37:58

and the candy aisle off

38:00

the floor. And like, then I would feel I'm like, alright. Well, now we're fucking

38:02

even. I knocked all the candy over,

38:04

and now you gotta clean it

38:06

up, bitch. You would go

38:08

down and do that. And then some Mexican. I was

38:10

like Yeah. Wow. And

38:12

he goes another word yesterday, I

38:14

spent it with my family yesterday. I spent it with my family

38:16

yesterday. Please. Please mister

38:18

Loews. No. Please

38:21

mister Loews. That is

38:23

thousands of dollars. I

38:26

need to bring home my children,

38:29

they sweet cream. Oh. They almost My

38:31

son is not well, mister Thomas. I

38:33

remember one time one time I

38:35

did this dude, this is

38:36

a fucking such a hilarious, like, thing. I told

38:39

the story of the dead but is

38:41

relevant. Mhmm. because So

38:44

I used to buy

38:48

Boost Mobile calling cards. I

38:50

used to have

38:52

Boost Mobile. Okay? And the way Boost Mobile worked, you know, it was the

38:54

Sure. You have the little

38:56

chart. Little bit.

38:56

Right? You essentially got unlimited chip

38:59

-- Right. -- as long as your card was on. Right?

39:01

So I was just John was walking around, like, a

39:03

fucking with walkie talkie talkie. Yeah. Yeah.

39:05

I mean, it was It was all I have no

39:07

idea what you're talking about. What do you know? What's Chase? Whose mobile's it was a phone company. They're still

39:09

around. It's just cheap. It's like thirty dollars a month

39:11

unlimited everything. It's for black

39:14

people. Okay. why you've never heard of it.

39:16

Alright? Yeah. It's for Puerto Ricans and Blacks. Okay? So I had boost mobile for a very

39:18

long time. I had MetroPCS up until

39:20

maybe two years ago. Yeah. No, man. Like,

39:23

and and I had no problem with it. I had no until I started traveling

39:26

internationally more, it was really no issue. I you

39:28

know, MetroPCS was fine. But

39:30

with Boost Mobile back in the day,

39:33

What you had to do was you

39:35

had to buy a Boost

39:37

Mobile calling card, you had to call the number

39:39

on the phone, and you had to add your

39:41

minutes to your phone. Right? So that's how

39:43

it worked. Right? I had to add my minutes. And what would

39:46

happen is I learned

39:48

to scam which was and

39:50

it was very natural. Like, sometimes Colum get

39:52

a Boost Mobile calling card, and it just wouldn't

39:54

work. It would go, yeah, this card is not working

39:56

or whatever it is. like, alright, whatever you gotta give, like, I

39:58

need another calling card. Please, sir. Or,

39:59

you know, give me a

40:02

refund.

40:02

So I just knew that I could really if I

40:04

just keep on changing stores, I could always get

40:06

extra mobile calling cards. I was just regularly stealing these boost mobile

40:08

calling cards. would say

40:10

boosting them. There's one deli. There's

40:12

one deli right around the corner from

40:15

Sandup, New York. I went to go

40:17

do it. And he was

40:18

like, no. So it's not it's not my problem. He

40:20

called the company. And I was

40:23

right like, Oh, wait.

40:25

We thought it is your problem. You just sold me this bum, boost my local car. Now it wasn't

40:27

a bum car card. So you would buy it,

40:29

take the minutes, and walk back

40:31

in and go isn't working? Yeah. At least you walked straight back in. Yeah. I'll

40:33

be on. I'll do it right there. And I was like, yeah. It's not working. I was like, do

40:35

you have to give

40:36

me a refund? Give me another card. He was like, no.

40:40

So

40:40

then whatever happened, like, in my mind, I reacted as

40:42

if he was really ripping me

40:45

off. Oh, you forgot? Yeah. You forgot.

40:47

I do are ripping him off. I

40:49

was ripping him off, but he didn't

40:51

know that. He wasn't out there. know.

40:53

In his mind, I get it.

40:55

Do you get it? Yeah. like when you're when you're

40:58

walking down the street with a girl that's

41:00

not your girlfriend and some dude hits on her, you're like,

41:02

what? I have to fight

41:02

you kind of now. You gotta double

41:05

down. Yeah, dude. Yeah. So then

41:07

I just lost my mind and I started knocking

41:09

everything off the shelves. Oh, twenty

41:12

dollars. you

41:15

fucking pierce our shit. But I can never go on that belly again. That

41:17

was that. Hey, at least that never happened

41:19

again. Yeah. That happened. That literally happened

41:21

at this belly. But

41:24

that wasn't my fault. No. That one that one

41:26

was actually their fault because Which Delhi? The

41:28

Good Delhi? We could go. You got banned from the Good

41:30

Delhi? We could go. You piece of

41:34

shit. Look, I

41:34

love my employees picking up sandwiches. I was

41:36

gonna say it. They got good sandwiches there. I'm a

41:39

tell them who works here. I

41:41

know. Nice. How we're talking about those? Get around the

41:43

sandwiches. Oh, you doing that? Get around the sandwiches with

41:45

the boys. Get a boost mobile

41:48

car for me. Yeah. You know what? Let me

41:50

no. I should be. I'm you know what? Let me

41:52

not. No. Come on. You you can't remember. No.

41:54

Yeah. Round the sandwich just for the boys. Oh, I can't

41:56

remember the sandwiches for the boys. Yes. month.

41:58

It's just the sandwiches. That's

42:01

how I describe my

42:03

body. Yeah. You know, same

42:05

same again? I'll go. Yeah.

42:08

I'll split one with you. Perfect.

42:10

Number one on a spinach wrap. Number

42:12

one on one with a spinach wrap.

42:15

What what? who's going. For you too? No. It's Yeah. Yeah.

42:17

And get whatever you want. Get whatever you want. Random

42:19

thing was just madness. Whatever

42:21

you want. Yeah. total

42:24

101 on a spinach wrap.

42:26

Get me the Joe, the Majiou. You

42:28

know what? The diet coke too. I'm gonna be a fat

42:30

little bitch right now. Just the season.

42:32

that little bitch. Why not? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Are

42:35

you We all split one

42:37

sandwich. What's gonna I'm gonna

42:39

have your head. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have a I'm gonna have a half sandwich

42:41

on a spinner trap. I don't feel that bad. It's not that many carbs. It is

42:43

a good sandwich though.

42:46

Let's see. Does it live? Does it die?

42:49

Let's go. Russian Russian based jump incident.

42:51

Yes. Always Russian when I'm here. Always

42:53

a Russian situation.

42:58

when

42:59

we got Shannon? They died. Hold on. Sorry. It logged me out.

43:00

One

43:01

moment, please. One moment.

43:03

Okay. So this

43:04

I'll just tell you it as it

43:06

loads up.

43:08

So this is a guy in was doing

43:10

a a base jump. It was

43:12

being filmed and it goes poorly. Nice.

43:16

why

43:20

Hey, Zoom. Nope.

43:24

Well, is she it?

43:26

Just jumps. Oh, she

43:28

it. Hopefully, his trine

43:31

suit spawns out. good.

43:34

It's not like I'm

43:37

a bad one. I'm really

43:40

much better

43:42

today. That's a good question. I wouldn't have

43:44

done so many things differently. And I've known that this bitch jump would go so

43:46

long. It's just full

43:49

lineup. I blame the

43:52

homosexual. I die,

43:54

but I hope dumb blond Colum

43:57

very video player.

44:00

as long as no blonde or metal can make fun of me.

44:02

There we go. There

44:03

we go.

44:04

Gotcha. And Yeah.

44:07

Extreme

44:07

Russian based jumping.

44:09

Okay. Yes. Let's get

44:10

some volume. Oh.

44:13

Yay. Oh.

44:16

oh Oh,

44:20

boy. Okay. Yeah. I

44:21

mean, if he didn't die no. He's

44:23

fine. Yeah. I don't It's

44:25

snow. No. Snow snow is like pillows. Yeah. The

44:27

snow is like the fucking Exactly.

44:30

He's he's spoonful. It's a spoonful. It's a spoonful.

44:32

It's a spoonful. It's a spoonful. was in his backpack.

44:34

I'm gonna guess that. Oh,

44:36

no. I take the wrong bag.

44:39

Oh, no. Spooky pillows.

44:41

Four five spoon is going

44:43

to Oh, man. Are

44:46

you guys at his

44:48

wife's at home cutting a marriage? Oh,

44:56

no. I took a wrong

44:58

backpack. Really

45:00

comfortable. Yes. It

45:03

didn't

45:04

look like

45:05

he died. You had died? I

45:07

mean, no. He didn't die. If he

45:09

if he died, it was the most comfortable death

45:11

ever. Kinda comp It was. And honestly, you know, he

45:14

landed in the snow. So if he has any

45:16

injuries, they're nice

45:18

and nice. I say, Shannon, he's better off than he was

45:20

before he jumped. Okay.

45:22

Everyone

45:23

else. Now I

45:24

say I say that he he got up

45:25

and went,

45:28

oh, my motherfucker. I think he had a kink in his neck, and

45:30

now it's fixed. A kink. Yeah. Just

45:32

just for some

45:33

just so you know

45:35

how tall it was. It said was a hundred and twenty meters high, which

45:37

is taller than Saint Paul's Cathedral

45:40

and Big Ben's Tower. Oh, because

45:41

I know by reference how

45:43

tall Big Ben's power in Saint

45:45

Paul's Cathedral. We're about one hundred, the big bang.

45:48

God damaged your blade. I shadowed

45:50

it.

45:50

I feel like you can have an idea.

45:52

Big

45:52

band. I think he died. A hundred and twenty seven meters. Can we see it

45:54

again? We gotta see how he fed A hundred and

45:57

twenty seven meters is

46:00

more descriptive than saying taller than big men, to

46:02

me. Well, you had a lot

46:04

of it. Yeah. So you don't

46:07

he flips. I hope he thinks that little parachute

46:09

was the parachute. He pulled it. He's

46:11

not doing its job. He pulled it, and there

46:13

was, like, lots of pants

46:15

moving flying out. It's like this. He said it. because

46:17

it's toiletry baggy shit. But he's

46:20

falling for so long. No. No. No.

46:22

No. No. That's very fun. I

46:24

watched it again. how it made joke

46:26

and tagged it three times to the letter

46:29

that's all. Yes. You had

46:31

all that you imagine how long

46:33

that was for him? account

46:35

again. People go again. Wait. It's go go again.

46:38

I'm gonna count and see how long of the fall

46:40

is ready.

46:42

and

46:44

greet

46:45

123

46:48

the Four.

46:49

Osha. Five. Osha.

46:51

Six. steady. Seven seven full seconds of freefall.

46:54

That's picking up speed.

46:56

That's what I'd say instead. I think

46:58

he gets up I think he just said, oh,

47:00

he just brushed himself off. He's like, you know,

47:02

he just take a swiggy vodka. Yes. Yes.

47:05

I want to do that again.

47:07

That was fun. Yeah. I'd say

47:09

he's dead. No way. I'm in hundred and twenty seven meters. That's

47:11

almost four hundred feet. But it's

47:14

snow. Snow is like

47:16

a cloud. It's like landing

47:18

in a cloud. No one's ever Lending in a cloud,

47:20

you just go straight through. You

47:22

know, clouds are. I

47:24

don't think it's okay. gonna land

47:26

on the cloud. You've been touching clouds lately. You have no

47:30

idea. Four hundred

47:31

meters. How how thick is this not does

47:33

it really matter? How

47:35

thick a snow is -- doesn't say. -- it does. It

47:37

does, though. If

47:38

it's a foot of snow, he's dead.

47:40

But and it's like thirty

47:42

feet of snow. Isn't

47:44

it just hot? like, if it's iced snow. Yes. Then Oh,

47:47

you acted down and landed on hard

47:49

ice. It's just weird.

47:51

This is dead. This is the funniest death I've ever

47:53

witnessed in my entire I

47:55

fear rules. I'm gonna say dead. I I

47:57

don't think I surprised us. I think

47:59

he's dead. You're saying a

48:00

life column. Colum I think he walks off. Yeah.

48:02

I think he gets up and go back. that. And he

48:04

gets up, looks at the camera goes. Look at us. Look

48:07

at us.

48:07

Look at us. Look at us. Look

48:09

at us. Or is there anyone else there? He

48:11

was the camera

48:14

guy. his

48:14

friend. Some guy just found

48:15

a camera with the battery death. Is

48:17

there any is there any volume on that

48:19

at all? It's just you hear

48:21

a little bit of his friend

48:23

talking here.

48:24

I mean, it was the same. His friend was going,

48:26

oh, my god. I just thought about

48:28

that. This guy else is

48:29

in it. So I was like, I think

48:31

he's like, alright. Not

48:33

that

48:37

yet. You'll

48:41

hear him after. I

48:44

just

48:44

don't wanna show you

48:46

the next part yet. Wait the next part? No. Wait. Wait.

48:48

Wait. I show it. There's I don't

48:50

wanna show you -- First of all, he gets

48:52

out. -- I bet I bet Shannon,

48:55

you know. Well, either Shannon, do

48:57

you wanna show? joint You know what

48:59

he's he's he's in these russians, like, I'm goofy when you

49:01

die. You go. Giggly, channel

49:04

either doesn't want us to see him get

49:06

up or wolves come and

49:08

eat him. Oh my god. Someone comes

49:10

out with a shoot him. You've been dishonored.

49:12

I mean, now I think he kinda gets up

49:14

because Shannon is one of his shit. definitely. Someone

49:16

goes she let us know there's a next part, which is making

49:19

You already have your guesses in. I already have your

49:21

guesses. Yes. And I can say something. Even

49:23

if the parachute worked, That sucks.

49:25

That's a dumb way to spend your day. Yeah. No way. I know that's

49:27

pretty awesome. That's It's

49:29

gotta be thrilling. It's

49:33

jumping up five seconds.

49:36

Yeah. Well, stuff if the person works

49:38

and I'll probably Yeah. You know what I feel about

49:40

you stand up too fast. Exactly. That's kinda

49:42

like that. the headbrush you

49:44

get. Go ahead.

49:45

Okay. So the answer

49:47

is he lived.

49:48

He lived. He

49:49

fractured his vertebrae, pelvis, and

49:51

both of his legs. and it took

49:53

him three months and he was he was able to

49:55

walk again. Mhmm. First

49:56

thing he did,

49:57

Base John -- Yeah.

50:00

-- Legend. Yeah. Look, can

50:01

we see the end of the video? Yeah.

50:02

It just there's not I just didn't wanna see you.

50:04

She's here. I don't want you to see anything. I'm

50:08

okay. Fuck.

50:11

The guy just watched it. He

50:13

just spelled me. I took the

50:15

wrong bag. He's like, gotta

50:17

come down.

50:20

Spend? Venn.

50:20

Venn. It's just the

50:22

wrong. He just shot the camera

50:25

wrong. The craziest thing you have

50:27

is the guys. What

50:29

the fuck?

50:32

There's a cameraman trilogy. Watch your friend

50:34

Colum. you would assume he's dead,

50:37

you'd be like, At least you

50:39

go, oh, man. The like, the world. That's creepy as shit. You would

50:42

go, oof. Nice

50:44

dawson's. Yikes. god.

50:48

It came back to me saying, that's a

50:50

while to not react to that. No.

50:53

Yeah. That head. It

50:55

just zooms in. He just goes in. Yeah. He

50:58

should just film himself. It was

51:00

like someone told him before stop shouting so much while

51:02

you're holding the camera. Will you? That was a crazy

51:04

way to He just came back. He was like,

51:06

man. Well, he ain't doing the

51:08

selfie. He's doing the

51:10

selfie count.

51:12

You're like Shannon, White Wolf

51:15

star. Let me go. Shannon, what

51:17

you you put Whiteneck

51:20

Florida man whose mug shot went viral and it's arrested again, and then you mug shorties

51:22

in parentheses. Do you not know what

51:24

mug shorties is? Yeah. So we had a

51:27

conversation about this this

51:28

morning. And I told you we would talk

51:30

about this guy, and then we would lead that into

51:32

looking at mug shorties. Oh. Because

51:34

I was just reminding you that this wide

51:36

neck black guy, you guys know he is.

51:38

I think I saw viral guy. Yeah. gotta show what is. What do you get arrested

51:41

for this time? Oh, yeah. Is that

51:43

real? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. real.

51:45

Is that condition? His face, his face, his

51:48

face, jumping off of a tab. So that's his

51:50

original one,

51:50

and then this is his this

51:51

is his new one. He's

51:54

gotten wider. It's like someone point them in a cartoon with a fucking

51:56

hammer. He's like, alright, son, sleep. He

51:58

goes to the cops. Lead him on that

52:00

motherfucker that. We're

52:02

not gonna need more There you go. We're gonna need

52:04

more any more news. There we go. We just call

52:07

to get you over and out of a cell.

52:09

It's open. We need you. And

52:12

he's like, I knew you would talk. Like a joke here.

52:14

Yeah. Well, kinda he's

52:16

he's locked up. Like, Adam and I acted. Yeah.

52:18

Dude, he seemed like what

52:20

I was there's chambers. He's like a sleep. Like, black dad. Yeah.

52:23

We knew we'd

52:26

have to wake

52:27

him up one day. What

52:29

was the first one from? Not what was he arrested

52:31

for? No. No. One was that? What Twenty

52:33

nineteen. It's like -- Sure. -- you

52:35

gotta go all the I

52:38

don't have a fucking license. There's only one person who could handle a neck that

52:40

thick. We don't need a bigger knee.

52:44

Sure. Sure. My god, we

52:46

said we never worked with him

52:48

again. Show him as

52:50

a mad

52:52

man. I'm just

52:55

fucking close. Sorry.

52:58

So what what about mug show? I do love mug show. He's

53:00

one of my favorite it. It's like, can't what did

53:02

he get arrested for the second time? So

53:04

this time,

53:05

it was hold on.

53:07

It was fleeing cops, drug

53:09

offenses, and raft of other

53:12

charges. The first time it was

53:14

he for not paying

53:16

child

53:17

support? That ain't my baby.

53:20

No. No. No.

53:22

No. No. No. No.

53:24

No. No. No.

53:25

After that first one went viral, he had now has,

53:27

like, a million

53:28

and followers on Instagram. And he got

53:30

together with

53:31

some other, like, semi celebrities and

53:33

created a rap

53:36

group

53:36

we see? Can we see some of the Isn't it the kid with the really long neck? Yeah.

53:38

It's all, like, fucking retarded. It was it

53:40

was, like, weird the weird group of like,

53:43

freaks that family of freaks where it's like one really fat guy and

53:46

then one skinny weird guy that looks

53:48

like this table. Yeah.

53:50

So it's really nice.

53:53

Alright, gentlemen. it's

53:53

called next big thing, but, like, the

53:56

word neck

53:56

in there. Neck. Yeah.

53:59

Oh, toe

53:59

go in Uh-oh.

54:02

Yeah. There he is.

54:05

in

54:09

break the

54:10

next cashing chicks. Yeah.

54:12

Callers don't fit me.

54:14

One of us a block.

54:16

I've never found the sky that worked. What?

54:20

Eamon neck was not enough

54:22

for this motherfucking mess. Tula

54:27

more though. It's not bad. I don't like it. Tula more

54:29

though. Tula more though. Just

54:31

got a random

54:34

assistant there. Is there what's

54:36

the reason his neck is like that? Yeah. Is there a

54:38

reason is there, like, a medical condition? It's like

54:40

half fissures. Let me what's the wild

54:42

tire? Yeah. It doesn't say inside. Let me look it up.

54:44

Hi, the glove in

54:46

my neck. Did

54:46

he try to swallow his own

54:50

work boots? to

54:52

avoid going to work. Here you go. Whoa. How's

54:55

it been? Whoa. It's the

54:57

least one. God. That's

55:00

the right. I

55:02

can't go to work. I can't find my work, Bruce. Yeah. He's slurping

55:05

up a timberland lease like spaghetti.

55:08

That's gotta be a condition. So

55:09

it is it's

55:10

I can't pronounce this. Let me

55:13

just show it to you. It's Nick

55:14

Titus. Yeah. Nick Filiac. This

55:17

is his boss. That

55:21

was great. Oh, work. That's what he owns the lyrics. It's

55:23

called what? Terry Terry Gilliam.

55:26

Terry Gilliam.

55:28

Terry Gilliam. coly deformity.

55:31

Web neck. Web neck for

55:33

all your layman out there.

55:46

That damn as a being man. As of my grandma used

55:49

to call it. Right. No.

55:52

You got a you got

55:54

a back for a

55:56

neck. Why your neck look like a

55:58

bag? Why don't you

56:00

own neck? Everyone's

56:02

just absolute. immediately.

56:05

How about that, Nick? I got

56:07

to survive this. How big is it? I got

56:09

a big Nick. How big is

56:12

it? ill. That is Just googled it.

56:14

There are a lot of people I feel like

56:15

that have it worse. Yeah. Let's see. More people

56:17

that have it worse? Mhmm.

56:19

I don't know.

56:20

i don't know Being a chick,

56:22

dude.

56:22

Imagine being a fucking chick and having

56:25

big neckitis. Oh, god. Oh, my

56:27

god. That's a girl. I

56:29

think so. I don't know. No. That's a

56:31

little baby. He has a couple of things going on.

56:33

Yeah. It's with the kid. Yeah. It's

56:36

funny with the convict. Yeah.

56:40

Twenty of the gondolas. Oh, let's see. Is

56:42

that a baby? That's yeah.

56:44

That's a different I don't know what to say. Reading is

56:46

double. What's one Oh, that's a

56:48

potless baby. These are potless baby. That's

56:52

what the conditions call. This has to be child

56:54

born. This has to be childphone.

56:56

He looks like That's crazy. He looks like he's

56:59

got big neck ass. He

57:01

looks like someone. That

57:05

baby got a neck ass. That's that's like

57:07

his he Oh, those are the joints. His

57:09

joints have Oh, that's hard. He's had

57:12

next he's got next

57:14

for legs. Holy shit. He's got

57:15

snakes. That's great. I

57:17

don't wanna see why. This

57:19

baby's

57:19

got a neck for a butterfly.

57:21

I'm changing. Just change

57:23

it. Whatever it is. Put on anything

57:26

else. One was fucking

57:28

thing. What was the ugly

57:30

Indian girl?

57:32

That's the regular ladies woman. You just see that. I was like, I

57:34

played with Fidelity syndrome because they weren't

57:37

Yeah. They're going through

57:40

all the where it's like you

57:42

go hard with. Yeah. Just big neck. No butt. Indian

57:44

woman. I'm

57:48

so sorry. Your

57:52

your daughter's been born with India, and this

57:54

is too in

57:56

the imperatives. We print

57:58

this

57:59

day with color. Stay

58:02

at a zoo. So so a

58:04

top was a photo was Get

58:06

stuff from you. A tonsil's photo was taken in public and distributed online.

58:08

This is the show. What is this? Yeah.

58:11

So Oh, sorry. We didn't do a

58:13

mug shoredies. What is the mug? Or go to the mug shoredie before we go? Let's do that. But do you remember

58:15

that guy? The the the guy went viral? He was,

58:17

like, the good looking guy. And then

58:19

he ended up up

58:22

Gates daughter

58:22

or something. But Oh, did he he did He

58:24

became a model, and then he was banging some

58:26

billionaire's daughter -- Right. -- fucking

58:29

wide for him. Yeah. Yeah. think

58:31

he

58:31

went back to prison. He was back to prison. Of

58:33

course.

58:33

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And as well as

58:36

Shannon, what is the monk shorty? Hey.

58:38

Mhmm. A rest of her possession of stolen goods

58:40

and traffic of stolen goods. Mhmm.

58:42

She's okay. Yeah. There's definitely way better.

58:44

There's a very that's a very,

58:48

like, whatever There was one a couple of days. There was one a couple of days ago,

58:50

the tattoo check with tattoo on the face.

58:52

Odd. Not her. The next one The next

58:54

one over. That's a that's a skew.

58:56

This check. she'd be a problem. Oh, dude. She's That bitch is

58:58

fucking lies up. That bitch is a problem.

59:00

Go mess. Go mess. Come mess. Come mess. Come as

59:02

it was. I

59:05

comment on all of them. Yeah. We have a little little

59:07

thing. Me and the boys, we only get a That's

59:09

a girl that calls you forty five you get you

59:11

put up your phone is

59:13

forty five missed calls. Oh, yeah. That

59:16

was known in the mugshadi's community. Oh,

59:18

yeah, dude. I didn't kill it. Some of these fucking some

59:20

of these comments.

59:22

Lauren did. I love it,

59:24

dude. She could piss me. I can change her, free

59:26

her. Yeah. There's only I can change her.

59:28

Yeah. So what

59:30

is this topless photo? that has been taken now, Shannon. What's

59:32

what's the story here? Okay.

59:33

So it was a a chick that was at

59:35

a beach, a topless beach

59:37

in Sydney, Australia. she is a a personal trainer. So

59:40

Can we see her? Yeah. So here's well, here's the

59:42

picture that they're talking about. So random

59:44

person on the beach took

59:47

this picture and then started posting it

59:49

online. Sure.

59:51

And so she she said it

59:53

was taken without her consent

59:55

she started to like, people that she knew were in

59:58

possession and sharing this. Like, be what she knew

1:00:00

loosely. Of course. And so there's she

1:00:02

went to the cops, but there was nothing that they could do about

1:00:04

it because it was taken share

1:00:06

it amongst each other. Take

1:00:08

the calendar off the wall. Where

1:00:11

was his friends? Australia. But she's a personal trainer. She's

1:00:13

a personal trainer. So I Why it takes So I really

1:00:15

like to I don't know what's so exciting,

1:00:18

man. Why am all

1:00:20

my kids? So

1:00:22

because it was taken in a public place, she also was able to find out the person

1:00:24

who took it or one of the original people who

1:00:26

shared it, and she reached out to him

1:00:29

and he was, like, He's like, I didn't take

1:00:31

this for a malicious purpose. I was just taking a picture of, like You have nice tits.

1:00:33

He said he was taking a

1:00:34

picture of, like, the whole beach in general and

1:00:36

didn't realize he had the picture with her

1:00:39

in it. And of that explanation, like, there's nothing

1:00:42

because it wasn't done with malicious intent, there's nothing

1:00:44

they could do about

1:00:46

it. It's

1:00:47

pretty hot. Yeah.

1:00:52

Nice. Isn't

1:00:54

I don't know how to say

1:00:56

Luis, but, like, There's not

1:00:57

a no cameras He's like, oh, someone's not supposed

1:00:59

to be Yes. I'm telling you someone's

1:01:01

saying your tit shouldn't even be the worst thing in

1:01:03

the day. It's not even a big house. It's not even a

1:01:05

big house. I would rather have should have your

1:01:08

like, getting stuck in

1:01:08

traffic is worse than someone seeing your tip.

1:01:11

Known as a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. It's not

1:01:13

a

1:01:13

thing. It's it's really not a big I

1:01:15

mean, look, you should get it I guess if there

1:01:17

was some fucking chick. But is it if you're a hot chick -- So what? -- great

1:01:19

chick. If you're ugly, it looks like she's sick.

1:01:21

Wouldn't she care? It

1:01:24

doesn't matter. Now, if if you have a

1:01:26

big ugly fucking hairy huge areola pit,

1:01:28

like, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on then.

1:01:30

Acumen. Yeah, dude. Your neck

1:01:32

tits? Somebody wants it out here. The neck

1:01:34

tits dude. Oh, you're next dude? The vigil's

1:01:36

a neck tits. What? Yeah.

1:01:38

No. But if you got a she's got a nice body and a nice tip. In in

1:01:40

that rule, in the grand scheme of

1:01:43

violations, that's, like, burley

1:01:46

a thing. If it was a topless photo, she took for her

1:01:48

boyfriend, sent to him only, and somebody else

1:01:50

got -- Oh, sure. -- badly different. But

1:01:52

it's, like, Lady, you are out

1:01:54

of bed. But it's been a movie. You're

1:01:56

tits out looking like a

1:01:58

fucking snack.

1:02:00

Yes. Honestly. Don't be so hot. say anything again. Don't be so hot next time.

1:02:02

Yeah. No. You have ugly, bitch. I

1:02:04

don't think it didn't even tell it was her, though, too. because

1:02:06

your friend friend beside you, she got

1:02:09

alerted out of the photo. That was another part of

1:02:10

it. Was that because it's only her profile that

1:02:13

Oh, you said?

1:02:13

Yeah. They couldn't when

1:02:14

she went to the cops, they couldn't actually

1:02:17

confirmed that

1:02:17

this happened. It looks like ninety nine percent of the girls at

1:02:19

an Australian top of speech. She said it's

1:02:22

me. She could have

1:02:22

just said that's not me. I didn't believe it

1:02:25

wasn't her. Okay. That happened. He's something

1:02:27

flatten. He's in This This is circular

1:02:30

word. It's like, yeah, not like

1:02:32

you. I

1:02:34

mean, we're how how alright. So you got we got some gals in the

1:02:36

booth. The bitch booth. Let's go to the bitch booth for a

1:02:38

second. Alright?

1:02:40

What?

1:02:42

Thank you.

1:02:45

A nipple photo

1:02:47

gets leaked. Natalie, you freaking out

1:02:49

about it? Are you just saying, hey, you know what? Your nipples

1:02:51

leaking. Go. Yeah. I'd be pretty

1:02:54

upset, but I also wouldn't be on a topless

1:02:56

beach. You'd

1:02:58

be upset. Yeah. It'd be pretty upset.

1:03:00

Wow. Yeah. Given my role at a company and the

1:03:02

people that follow me on the Internet,

1:03:05

Oh, you said it would be shared and people will be

1:03:08

distributed. But yeah. Exactly. But

1:03:10

it's it's like a two day thing of, oh,

1:03:12

no. A no one cares. No. He shared

1:03:14

regularly in the racist life chat.

1:03:16

Absolutely. Yeah.

1:03:17

daily daily daily. A

1:03:19

monocle. Shannon, it's good. You got those

1:03:21

fucking fun bags for a

1:03:24

reason. Right? Those

1:03:24

big old people posted on me. Big old fucking lattes. You

1:03:26

get a nipple little nipple

1:03:28

shot side nipple. You're on the top of

1:03:30

speech. Are you freaking out about this?

1:03:33

So I also I'm trying to put myself in a

1:03:35

mindset of somebody who would go topless at a

1:03:37

beach. Oh,

1:03:37

horror. Because if you're if

1:03:39

you're comfortable with you're

1:03:41

already comfortable with the public seeing

1:03:43

your naked

1:03:44

boobs. So I don't

1:03:45

it's just a weird thing, but also I

1:03:47

would be if something is released of me,

1:03:49

I would want to, like, get the financial

1:03:51

return for it. Yeah. So I don't want it to be just I got a

1:03:53

phrase. I'd release something,

1:03:56

Shannon.

1:03:56

Come.

1:03:58

the

1:04:02

problem.

1:04:06

Yeah. I don't know. I just think

1:04:07

of all this stuff that can happen to you. The idea of someone

1:04:09

seeing a photo of you naked is like not the

1:04:11

most damaging. No.

1:04:14

Yeah.

1:04:14

We showed one of column on the shows. Okay. did do

1:04:17

that. I forgot about that.

1:04:19

See how little it

1:04:22

registered. be sure.

1:04:24

If anything, you'd be more free and finally

1:04:26

I'll have you and finally know. No.

1:04:28

I get I get it. I will say

1:04:30

that the Legion is getting a little bit competition. has

1:04:32

me like, I have another level of confidence with my

1:04:34

dick's ass. Nice. Good. That's walk her. That's what we

1:04:36

need. room. I walk her on the locker with my

1:04:39

dick out and looks up. would

1:04:41

have been pathetic. My dick is still

1:04:44

pathetic, but I just know the pathetic

1:04:46

dick that are out there. Yeah. He's

1:04:47

got I'm a grower. I'm

1:04:50

a grower.

1:04:51

Yeah. III guess I wouldn't I

1:04:53

wouldn't really care. Zachodex had a movie. You just

1:04:55

wouldn't give a shit, dude. pretty funny.

1:04:57

Yeah. I know. But that's that again, that's a choice, but I

1:04:59

just think of all this stuff that can go wrong

1:05:02

in your life. Someone senior,

1:05:04

it's like I could see someone's

1:05:06

tips I forget about it.

1:05:08

Yeah. How many tips

1:05:08

do you see a day?

1:05:10

Hundreds. Exactly. Thousands.

1:05:12

I already forgot that girl. She's

1:05:15

gone. What is this annual monkey fest count? Zach.

1:05:18

Zach. Zach, don't even.

1:05:20

Say it. I mean, come on.

1:05:24

What is this annual monkey fest? And didn't they

1:05:26

shut down ASHA World? What happened? Thank

1:05:31

you, man. Judy, Come

1:05:38

on. What did they say on market?

1:05:40

You couldn't could The

1:05:42

month of February, what is this?

1:05:44

Well, call the family reunion slash barbecue

1:05:48

channel. I'm

1:05:50

sorry. I cut my cut

1:05:52

her off. I'm sorry. I had to make

1:05:55

a racist joke. Chad, what is

1:05:57

his annual monkey vest?

1:05:58

So every year in Thailand, a lot of

1:06:00

people get together and they wanna thank

1:06:02

It sounds like a a black tie

1:06:04

store, a black owned tie store,

1:06:08

Thailand. Welcome to Thailand. We're we're having our

1:06:10

annual monkeyfish. We got all the

1:06:12

times you could have one. Both

1:06:14

times. Purple.

1:06:16

Orange. yellow. Purple.

1:06:18

Imagine orange. Yeah. Yes, three

1:06:24

primary colors. This one lights

1:06:27

up. This time matches your drinks.

1:06:29

This time matches your sneakers.

1:06:32

Yes. So they offer

1:06:33

a bunch of, like, fresh fruits and vegetables and stuff

1:06:35

to the monkeys as a thank you for

1:06:37

all of the extra tourism that they get

1:06:39

because of the

1:06:42

monkeys in Thailand. I have a little bit of a video of the festival. Didn't we

1:06:44

do a

1:06:44

story pretty recently that the monkeys in Thailand were

1:06:46

robbing people? I don't remember. It was Japan. Oh,

1:06:48

that was It was Japan. Yeah.

1:06:52

hilarious.

1:06:52

Damn. Well,

1:06:53

so that doesn't look

1:06:56

like a brody. So what type of fruit do they have

1:06:58

in Thailand? That's looking at

1:07:00

the food from a hook. You remember, like, all the

1:07:02

ice cream? Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:04

Colorful foods. be

1:07:06

funny. It was all fake. fuck

1:07:10

you. It is pretty cute. I

1:07:12

mean, this is how COVID started, but --

1:07:14

Yeah. -- that was

1:07:16

monkey's ambitious. my sweet Steve McNearger. I do it

1:07:18

there. It's my dad's

1:07:20

from nineteen years ago. Look

1:07:24

at the statues. It's

1:07:27

funny. Oh, here's some

1:07:30

Australian chick. She's like, oh, I just help

1:07:32

that multitask.

1:07:36

There's a couple that they're,

1:07:38

like, on Yeah.

1:07:38

They're on people and they can't

1:07:40

get Oh, another Indian girl. Oh.

1:07:44

You

1:07:45

wouldn't crack that? I crack them.

1:07:47

She's hot. She's cute. She

1:07:48

checks. Wood smash. Look at her like

1:07:51

-- Yeah. -- rip her head

1:07:54

off. Look at her look

1:07:56

at get them. No. Please get this

1:07:58

monkey off new website. By the

1:08:00

way, this bitch I mean, the cat was cute.

1:08:02

It's like, I'm

1:08:04

gonna celebrate monkeys and then one monkey jumps on her hedge. They get this fucking

1:08:06

monkey off me. Yeah. Look at that

1:08:08

guy. Yeah. But that's what they do. They just

1:08:10

take every

1:08:12

Monkey's like, please give this Indian woman away from us.

1:08:14

If we're trying to eat, I went to like a monkey island in

1:08:16

Thailand. Yeah.

1:08:19

And everyone just got attacked. But Yeah. I was gonna say,

1:08:21

don't they just come? No. You come in with like a plate

1:08:23

of treats thinking you can give one. They just --

1:08:25

Yeah. -- you drop and you run back on

1:08:27

the boat on Yeah. You'll start.

1:08:29

Just go leave them. Leave

1:08:32

them. My

1:08:35

sneakers. My passport. They're

1:08:38

attacking her. See? Look, they'll just take it. Yes. It yes. Look, they fuck her up. Oh, she

1:08:41

does. Right.

1:08:44

Right. Yes. They

1:08:47

It looks like horrible. Did she loved it, dude?

1:08:49

Look look at them. They know

1:08:51

what that doing.

1:08:54

Yes. It's fine. It looks fine. It's not fun at all.

1:08:56

It's like, oh, it's fun. I love getting great. By the

1:08:59

way, all these people have, like, likes

1:09:01

and texts and shit. Right. god. Like, Bill had like,

1:09:03

didn't have Bill had his last name?

1:09:05

I caught malaria, but it

1:09:07

was worth it. Stand

1:09:10

up on that and fall. Oh,

1:09:12

yeah. I literally Nice drop

1:09:14

and spoon on our neck and

1:09:16

shit. Oh, yeah. Look, he's giving it to her.

1:09:19

It's like, oh, yeah. Hold still bit. Here we go. There we go. So you're giving him. It

1:09:23

it does look fun. This is

1:09:25

nasty. It's like rats. Yeah. They don't even go near this guy.

1:09:27

Yeah. That's really They have a festival. Jesus. What do you want?

1:09:31

Listen. dude. Here comes Old Wong. Jesus

1:09:34

Christ. Old Wong.

1:09:39

Yeah. Well, let's talk about this This

1:09:40

is interesting. So customers and

1:09:42

employees are slamming Starbucks' new

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tipping system. So when

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you

1:09:47

go to Starbucks, This happens

1:09:49

in a lot of places. We'll serve you. And then it goes, would you like to leave

1:09:51

a tip? And it gives you a prompt on the screen? The iPad. Yeah.

1:09:53

The new iPad tip

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thing. I know. No.

1:09:58

No.

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But

1:09:59

the Shannon, you were saying that the employees

1:10:02

are also, like, they don't like it because it's

1:10:04

at an awkward moment sucks. So they're gonna,

1:10:06

like, look down, like, not like because they say they, like,

1:10:07

step away because they're embarrassed that they kind of

1:10:10

wish that it wasn't a thing. Yeah.

1:10:12

Look. Would they ask

1:10:13

you to fucking round

1:10:15

up at CVS like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:10:17

Like, no. And then the the no is a big red button. Mhmm. Like,

1:10:19

no. How dare

1:10:23

you? I guess it might be a little difficult now that people don't have change

1:10:25

because everybody's paying with their card. Yeah. because back

1:10:27

in the day you just put

1:10:30

your change in that thing. Yeah. But I don't know. Maybe Starbucks should eat

1:10:32

that. Yeah. I I don't know. You

1:10:34

can't bring in the tip and systems,

1:10:37

flawed -- Yeah. -- massively. That absolutely is. Good. At

1:10:39

the at the at the airport. And, you

1:10:41

know, it's like a lot of self serve

1:10:44

now, where you go. Oh, yeah.

1:10:46

You don't need to talk to anyone. they asked for a Yeah.

1:10:48

There's a lot of places where -- With soft

1:10:50

serve. -- when you order, like, on the on

1:10:53

the app, I don't know. No. Go in. I'm

1:10:55

get a juice and I get a fucking bag of pretzels. Yeah. I pay for it

1:10:57

and they go, would you like to leave a tip?

1:10:59

No. It's fucking

1:11:00

no it's fucking crazy crazy.

1:11:03

No. It's infuriating. Yeah. It's a flawed system. Yeah. because when

1:11:04

you go into a bar and someone hands you like a

1:11:06

bottle, just hands you the bottle and you go, oh, your

1:11:09

ears for money. And then you go into like value. And he's making

1:11:11

the worst best sandwich. You ain't getting shit.

1:11:14

Fuck you. Yeah. Different thing.

1:11:16

The system the system is

1:11:18

is is based off of know

1:11:21

what they get paid. So the deli worker

1:11:23

is It's the bartender, they just make their money off

1:11:25

the tips. So it's a little bit of a

1:11:28

different thing.

1:11:30

what about of a different Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what's

1:11:32

expected. Yeah. Alright. Whatever. We gotta

1:11:34

wrap this

1:11:34

one up. It's been fun.

1:11:37

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