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1:01

Filler up. You're listening

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to the Cash Digital Network.

1:12

What up motherfuckers? It's the real ass

1:14

podcast. Hey, boy, Louis Shea Gomez.

1:16

We're in my thank for the last dude, ultimate minority.

1:19

Jojo to Kami. I got a lot of names. International

1:21

Superstars at Tenneco. How you doing buddy?

1:23

Funny. He's a psycho. You know what I'm doing?

1:25

I was double teaming this chick with her husband.

1:27

Now he's selling Coke in heaven. Are you fucking

1:30

ready motherfuckers? It's the only

1:32

real cash left out there. Something

1:36

I don't know. Detail

1:50

right now. I

2:00

don't have it yet. Shut off here. Shut

2:02

the fuck up. I wanna see what's going. It's

2:06

my fucking doctor. Well, you've

2:08

reached you've reached movie phone.

2:10

Press five. It's your point. Let me show you how

2:12

most Puerto Rico around to say king of things. The

2:14

point got a podcast thing coming at you at

2:16

Kalia Patrick. Zachomico on

2:19

a movie set right now. Zachomico, fuck

2:21

me. I'll and I mean this dude.

2:24

I'm I'm not Bobby Kelly. It's not an act.

2:26

I'm like, dude, I fucking dare. Yeah. Fuck you.

2:29

I'll actually fucking stab you with a pem dude.

2:31

Don't touch my fucking soundboard. Things.

2:33

I mean, let's say the thing is, dude, I got

2:35

you your gig, dude. That's gonna change both your lives.

2:37

What was she dead? What

2:39

was she fucking dead? Because you're

2:41

touching shit. Dude, I brought you bagels, dude.

2:43

You didn't bring me bagels. I brought you bagels.

2:45

It seems like it was good news from the doctor.

2:47

That's what it seems like -- It sounds like it.

2:51

First of all, we have a great show plan

2:53

today. Lily, it's not

2:55

too white guys because Royce is not

2:57

white, but you you count did bro. How

2:59

well, I'm Cuban to what as

3:01

white to me in my opinion. So we're gonna say

3:03

two white guests as always, which is very nice. You

3:05

guys know them and love them from the revenge of the

3:07

SIS podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Royce

3:09

and Mersh are both in studio. Well,

3:12

hey, thanks for having us on. Last time we

3:14

came on, you weren't here what Zach

3:16

was, and now Zach's not here. We made a Okay.

3:19

I thought it was a Fight Club thing. We're alpha

3:22

in you guys. By one

3:24

of us at all times, we won't be here.

3:26

Right. You know, revenge of this is These guys if you

3:28

don't know, these guys have fucking been around for a long

3:30

time. They've been crushing it for a long time.

3:32

I just I happen to go on a journey. We're

3:34

gonna get into it in a minute because I I wanna talk to you

3:36

guys about I just happened to be on a journey the other

3:38

day because my son watches Netflix.

3:41

He's a fucking lone Netflix bastard. Nine

3:43

years old, this kid fucking loves it. Right?

3:45

And his favorite his

3:47

favorite shows, the whole

3:49

fucking Schneider Mersh. Schneider bacon.

3:51

Oh. It's

3:55

Dan Schneider. Loves it. Okay? The

3:57

man could do no wrong according to my son.

4:00

You have no idea how much this fucking boy

4:02

loves And according the NDAs he made

4:04

actresses sign too. Well, look, I wanna

4:07

get a hat because I did a little bit of a deep

4:09

dive on Dan Schneider, and I want and I wanna

4:11

get your guys' opinion because you guys were you

4:13

I as in I'm in my deep dive, I happen

4:15

upon some bitch that used to be on a Schneider

4:18

show, and Schiele didn't interview

4:20

with you

4:20

guys. And I was, like, oh, know these fucking assholes

4:22

are hilarious. Yeah. That's that's literally

4:25

the reaction people. Yeah.

4:25

Yeah. So I wanna get into that. Let's do our

4:28

plugs. Let's get them out of the way. We have a great show

4:30

plan today. Finally, two on the show, Shannon,

4:32

where are we fucking moving up in the world? What's

4:34

going on here? It's great. Isaac's fix is

4:36

here. I don't know. I don't know. But

4:38

my call is for tonight in place of

4:40

Zachomico. With me and Zachomie are back on the show on

4:42

Wednesday, the great Mike Figgs. Who's back on the

4:44

show? What's up, baby?

4:46

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to threaten to stab you. No. You're

4:48

gonna take a cop. At me. Really got

4:50

your good day coffee at me. I'm not gonna lie.

4:53

It's happened before. I also thought

4:55

you were talking about the justice, the

4:57

justice league, when you said the Schneider I

4:59

was, oh, no. This is a different thing. Kid

5:01

likes Babies. I don't know. Maybe we It

5:04

wouldn't be fucking doing more of a Brian Singer

5:06

thing, if you know what I mean. Alright.

5:09

It's a bunch of clogging. Merch. How are you, my friend, which

5:11

plug it on? I don't know. Mersh

5:13

Twitter, I'm back. Baby after almost four

5:15

years. Oh, it's back. Thank you, Schiele.

5:17

Have you ever seen it? Yeah. on Twitter.

5:19

March comedy on Instagram. Check

5:22

out a dangerous breed on peacock.

5:24

Dangerous breed on peacock. I love

5:26

it. Royce? This

5:28

prevention assist, dude. I mean, we we we're

5:30

on we're on rumble They they they picked

5:33

this up as it were. So

5:35

we're exclusive over there, which is kinda nice because

5:37

we have to worry about YouTube shit. So

5:39

so what is rumble? Rumble

5:41

just another another, like, video streaming

5:43

platform, but they they just, like, got Russell

5:45

brand on and a couple other people like that. So that

5:47

that should I be on a rumble? Should we be rumbling it

5:49

up? You should. I mean, there's not dude. Doesn't

5:51

hurt the story. There's no downside to it. I

5:53

know a guy. ScUSA. You know what I mean? You know a guy.

5:55

Yeah. I know a guy. Right? I got

5:57

you. Yeah. Was a rumbling app.

5:59

It was a fake app that they trolled the

6:01

world with a few years ago. They drove me with it

6:03

because I was I tried to download it. I almost came into

6:05

my pants. Rumble is an app that you could

6:07

download and it was like Tinder for street

6:10

fighting. My of this is a big troll

6:12

job. They did, like, four or five years

6:13

ago. So these guys made it Oh, yeah.

6:15

Okay. That's natural. You and my people. Yeah. You'd

6:17

be like, you're in the same neighborhood, and then you link up with

6:19

another dude, and you meet a parking lot. You just beat you. You

6:21

could choose a type of fight, the type of person you

6:23

wanna fight, putting your stats, but it wasn't

6:25

real. The app didn't actually work. Like, it

6:27

was just he wanted to see if he can get

6:29

something to go viral, and he got it, like like,

6:32

money magazine major publications. Would you

6:34

do, like, an easy mode and just take off all the minorities?

6:36

Yeah. Just white women.

6:38

Just white men. Hundred five too.

6:40

Thank you. Asian women and Jewish men. It's just

6:42

that's all I wanna fight. By the way, I just treat

6:44

Tinder like it's a rumble app. When I meet up with a girl,

6:47

punching your right in the fucking face. I was like, oh,

6:49

bitch you wanna go. So

6:51

it works, like, sixty percent of the time.

6:53

That's crazy. We thought we were going to car mines.

6:57

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Call

7:00

of God. Yeah. Rumbler. Rumbler. It

7:02

was Rumbler. Thanks. Which plug in

7:04

on? Yes. Guns. Man, checking out YouTube,

7:07

Twitter, Instagram, comic Mikefigs. Fuck

7:10

your support. Love you guys. Thank you so much.

7:12

Hell yeah. A lot live stuff coming

7:14

up right now, boys. Luis of skanks dot com

7:16

is website. This weekend, I will be in

7:18

Toronto, the Great Aaronburg, and made this

7:20

our final stretch of shows up until January.

7:23

You know, and Amberg Yukjuk's in Toronto

7:25

both Friday and Saturday. It still says the fifteenth to

7:27

seventeenth on the website channel. That's your fault.

7:30

Blame. Blame. Shatter That's the sixteenth

7:32

and seventeenth, just Friday and Saturday.

7:34

And then New Year's Eve, the comedy

7:36

store. This is just about sold out right now, but it's me,

7:38

Dave Smith, com, Charles, Zac Cameco,

7:40

Karen Feehan, Maddie Smith. I mean, the lineup is

7:42

crazy. Special musical guest, Kraken Mika, as

7:44

well. Gonna be a fucking blast, DC

7:46

comedy, love January fifth or seventh. Then I'll

7:48

be in Phoenix, Arizona, Bloomington,

7:51

Minnesota, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. And

7:53

the funny bone Saint Louis has been moved

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to April fifteenth sixteenth weekend,

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tax weekend because I

7:59

will be with big j in Boston

8:01

and at the theater at a at a Michigan

8:03

sun on the February third and

8:05

fourth weekend. That was a scheduling

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conflict, guys. Lots of other stuff coming up,

8:09

including Houston, San Diego,

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and many many other cities. Yonkers

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8:17

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8:34

What's going on the racist live chat

8:36

right now? Let's

8:41

see. Nothing in

8:43

nothing racist. N word, n word, n word. No.

8:45

Nothing real. III wish it was. I

8:47

I wish it was, dude. You're fake a nap.

8:49

Everyone say rumbles gay. Rumbles

8:52

gay. Hey, guys. I agree. Wow. He finally

8:54

agreed with the plug. Man of the West

8:56

says Mike Figgs, Fucks, Piggs. I like

8:58

that. If if you could rhyme, I'll try to eat

9:00

it on the show. rumbled my baby gave,

9:02

but rumbles fucking pain us. So Hell yeah. Like,

9:04

when I say they're paying you No. I don't mean Hell

9:06

yeah. No. Not that rumbles. No. No. It is no. But

9:08

I will agree. No. The thing will but

9:10

I'll bring rumbling is funny because that's

9:12

why they brought us in because it's usually just kind

9:14

of more of a Mersh centric side in

9:16

terms of like, oh, yeah. You know, Trump and

9:18

the election I'm like, alright. Let's get some cool people here. Yeah.

9:20

So they are trying to get, like, you

9:22

know what? We need, like, a younger audience

9:24

here. Yeah. And honestly, I

9:26

was looking at your stand up. Can we use use that

9:28

as a rumble thing too? We could, like, fight you at those

9:30

things. Can we sign up? Hold one

9:33

second. Alright. Robbie, not now. Oh, boy.

9:36

Not now, dude. It's fucking wild, dude.

9:38

Not now. I'm on air. I'm

9:40

on air. Nothing can be changed. Robbie

9:42

Givelin. No. Robbie Bernstein. Shout of Robbie

9:44

Goodwin, young dogs. Oh, his head guy does it

9:46

too. He does. Oh, this is

9:48

Larry. Robbie, you're you're on air. I can't talk about

9:50

anything right now. I'm on Air. I can't text. I

9:52

tried to call you before it was on air to

9:54

discuss anything, so nothing can be changed

9:56

until I'm off air with anything. Okay.

9:59

Thank you. Mhmm. Actually,

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you know what? You you were a lot easier on

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ones. So yeah. Alright. So

11:11

the Schneider fucking versing. Right? So I'm

11:13

watching you know, my son started

11:15

watching originally Sami

11:18

Cat. Right? My man,

11:20

Ariana Grande. Bam. Loving it.

11:22

Okay? He then goes

11:24

back in time a little bit. So I was watching

11:27

victorious. Right? Mhmm. Boom,

11:29

bang, bang, for Tory justice. I'm

11:31

in. I'm enjoying this. Right? Then he

11:33

starts watching I call you now. He's meeting other

11:35

kids, another children. So now I'm not even in now

11:37

I've kind of I've given up on it. I was like, alright.

11:39

Now these are actual children. Before they were

11:42

teetering on being just hot children, Now

11:44

they're they're little kids. They're actual

11:46

kids. Okay? So And now you can't do the yep.

11:48

But but did you see her? Yeah. I'm gonna do that.

11:50

That's out the window. That's out the window.

11:52

Schiele Dude. You know what I mean? Like,

11:54

dial it back, man. Victoria Justice, she's,

11:56

you know, that girl. She's she's a

11:59

healthy. She's a healthy gap. What do you want

12:01

me to say? Victoria Justice is a healthy

12:03

gal. I don't know what's going on, but I also what

12:05

I learned yesterday a

12:07

part of the fappening. I

12:10

did not know that fappening. The fucking

12:13

Victoria Justice, dude, there was one thing

12:15

have the picture up over to it's like her tits, like her

12:17

flashing her tits. And then they

12:18

have, like, diagrams to show you that it's really hard.

12:20

Well, like, things Oh, yeah. There are

12:21

a mole of that Yeah.

12:24

I'm seen that before. And it was, like,

12:26

the rapious thing that I've ever jerked off to

12:28

in my entire world. I love that we have forensic

12:30

teams now to come. I'm

12:32

not jerking off unless I know that, sir. I'm not

12:34

getting full the tenth time. Not me. Not this

12:36

time. I jerked off to literally the

12:39

red line tape drawing, like, you know,

12:41

like, a serial killer put this on for me.

12:43

And I'm just beating my dick and, like, it's really hard.

12:45

And someone there's somebody who likes it when you jerk

12:47

it off to a serum. You're

12:49

watching Zone Do you

12:51

know any, like, missing persons cases

12:53

and, like, cold cases we could solve? If men

12:55

could just dedicate themselves with that kind

12:57

energy. You were like, no. I need to know if it's really

12:59

her tester. Alright. I need a

13:01

cork board. Give me a cork board. I'm bringing in

13:03

a couple guys. The Fampani really

13:05

did just it was what a wild thing.

13:07

And I I feel bad because it is

13:09

rapey. I will admit that it is worse. As

13:11

close to as close

13:13

to a digital sex crime as you can

13:15

commit. Right? Like, I think that's pretty fucking

13:18

but, you know, I feel terrible. I'm joking.

13:20

I feel horrible. I genuinely feel

13:22

bad doing it, but you have to do it. It's out there,

13:24

and it be disrespectful almost in my opinion to

13:26

waste that. Right? So

13:28

the fapping though, it's sort of like

13:31

It it blew our

13:31

mind. It it it's it's good

13:34

it's good for feminism

13:37

and good

13:38

for women, and I'll tell you why. Okay. Okay?

13:41

Because now I just don't really

13:43

give a shit about celebrity tits

13:45

anymore. You desensitized to

13:47

them. Right? Yeah. Who cares? Who

13:49

fucking cares, dude? The they should be thanking

13:51

the the fapping people. I I

13:53

said this dude, in five years, we're not gonna have

13:55

a president anymore that we haven't seen

13:57

their asshole somewhere in the United States.

13:59

Big facts. Yep. They're gonna they say it all.

14:01

They fucking you know, we it's

14:03

gonna be it's gonna have you know politicians. It's

14:05

gonna be celebrity politicians in twenty

14:07

years. Questionably. But the

14:09

fapping sort of made it so I don't really give a

14:11

shit anymore about any reason though. It was

14:13

the peak. Back in the bus, I jerked off to

14:15

Alexa. Bliss's leaks. That was it. It

14:17

was over Yeah. That was done. And back in the day, you

14:19

gotta wait for, you know, playboy to come out a

14:21

special edition and be like, oh my god dude. Pam

14:23

Anderson's in playboy or fucking. Whatever

14:25

celebrity edition would come out. And it was

14:27

so rare where you get, like, you know, maybe,

14:29

you know, a girl being nude

14:31

in a movie, but this was, like, a whole

14:33

other level of, like, fucking

14:35

man. Just just disgusting. We just shave it.

14:37

We just shave it. We just shave it.

14:39

Like, no gals. They're our photos.

14:41

And and you're

14:41

right. We have a dirty

14:42

bathroom mirror in the fill up photo

14:45

and you're like, it's bad. Yeah. Anything less than

14:47

that's weird. It's like, Nagasaki is not as

14:49

not as big of a deal after

14:50

Hiroshima. You know, you're like I mean,

14:52

we already know. The hunger game hunger games

14:54

go with the center bro, Lauren. I

14:56

mean, those were the most Those were the most I'd agree also

14:59

because she was horny. You know what I mean? I

15:01

wasn't even a cracked it to her before the

15:03

fat point. Yeah. Then the fat burning pop

15:05

and I was like, this bitch is a list.

15:07

Wholesale. Wholesale. Wholesale. Wholesale is another level.

15:09

You're like, the guy from Coldplay's got a hug on him. You know

15:11

what I like about the Fabbening PRO? A lot of these socials

15:13

shaved their buttholes. They're real. Yeah. You know what I was like,

15:15

they're really

15:16

real? Schiele for

15:16

their love Exactly. But it

15:19

makes the money They violated that so we

15:21

can come a bunch of times.

15:22

Yeah. We they really trusted. They really

15:24

trusted

15:24

fucking news. Go trusted Apple.

15:27

Yeah. Why to dress up with your videos. Well, whether

15:29

they're always so mad on Twitter. I

15:31

don't even put pictures of my cats on the

15:33

cloud. I don't know what they're I don't know what you're

15:35

knowing, like, how my house is shades. It's a

15:37

crazy way to beat it. You're a hundred percent

15:39

right about that. You know, man is safe for you. It was

15:41

sucking dick on a boat. I just like,

15:43

that's a crazy thing like, I get to watch her sucking dick

15:45

on a boat. Like, nobody should see that.

15:47

Her dad saw that. Adam

15:49

made me wanna buy a fucking boat. I

15:51

jerked off to thinking about her dad

15:53

seeing that. Damn that was hard. And I think

15:55

I spent so many years bashing Apple

15:57

and, like, iPhone products and it's like, no.

15:59

I wish more people had had the fact that I

16:01

know. I'm ready. And I'm like, hey, Bec and

16:03

Sealed are gonna come on, man. Yeah. Like,

16:05

seriously, man. She really just Schiele had to have

16:07

a

16:07

Samsung. Right? Of course.

16:08

Then only fans were to popped after, I

16:11

think that maybe also have

16:13

has something to do with why

16:16

so many celebrities were willing to just get

16:18

naked and only fans so quickly. Like,

16:20

it just, like, beat them in the punch.

16:22

Yeah. There would they were like, you know what? It's

16:24

like it's sort of all out there. All these

16:26

chicks are fucking a listers right there. You can

16:28

see fucking, you know, a listers with just

16:30

jizz on their face. That's crazy. That

16:32

just doesn't I don't know about a listers.

16:35

Maybe a c listers. Yeah. Who who's the

16:37

a listers? Would they come on every Well,

16:39

yeah. Like, I wanna watch everybody that

16:41

work to change their lives. She's the same

16:43

as ours. Yeah. Jennifer Lawrence, that that's

16:45

fake. That's not really come on her face. That's not really

16:47

hard. Right. Yeah. Yeah. there was cash out. There's one

16:49

with a comment on her face on her tits.

16:51

That's pretty a list. Okay. That's

16:53

that's pretty fucking is A List? Yeah.

16:55

Two thousand ten. It was It's A List for

16:57

a com on the face. That's true. True.

17:00

That's pretty fucking A List. Silent

17:02

people. Brow. That's it. Gotcha. She said it's two

17:04

thousand

17:04

ten.

17:04

Alright. We're also enough for nothing cash x

17:07

sort of thumps. Like, enough for nothing to Mersh

17:09

my whole bro. Oh, I actually like I'd

17:11

like to cash you back in the day. She had that, like,

17:13

dirty, trashy, like, glittery part.

17:15

Yeah. The girl wakes up in her hair

17:17

fucking Mersh a bitches that she always has a

17:19

fucking herpes on her lip. Look, I'm

17:21

gonna kiss her anyway. You

17:23

ever have that these

17:25

things real? Like, like, dog game, which kinda fucking calls her away.

17:27

Did you just brush your teeth with your

17:29

fingers? She just wakes up here. She just puts her

17:31

hair up in a bun and just goes

17:33

down with, a commoner pussy to go at mimosas. You're like, I'm

17:35

like, eleven in the morning, and you're like, that's my

17:37

girl. No. She's a type of girl that tells her

17:39

friends that she has come dripping out

17:41

of her. While she's wearing her

17:43

pajama pants to the diner. When she said, I

17:45

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17:46

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Okay. Where were we? Alright. So here's the

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thing. The Schneiderverse.

18:56

Okay. And we won't spend I I'm sure you guys been

18:58

asked about this before. Mhmm. You guys have done

19:00

deep dives on it. Yeah. I'm watching this with

19:02

my son. He likes it so much. Like, I'm

19:04

going, like, I I

19:06

wanna come I was like, I've heard these

19:08

things about Dan Schneider. You hear that he's

19:10

creepy, but I didn't really know anything

19:12

about it. And I was girlfriend

19:14

about it. I was telling her that I was like, what's going

19:16

on? Because she grew up on, like, I and all these

19:18

shows. Right? She's fucking ten. And

19:21

so I was like, oh, he's script I

19:23

couldn't really name anything that he's done that's creepy. And I was

19:25

like, I've heard things. You're here that he's, you know,

19:27

Britney Spears' sisters you know,

19:30

baby daddy. Baby daddy. Yeah. That's

19:32

like spec that's a Internet lore. You know what

19:34

I'm saying? That's like, interspeculation. You hear that

19:36

he's like, in defeat. And

19:38

if you're I wasn't

19:40

in defeat until, like, maybe two years

19:42

ago. You ran out of all the other stuff,

19:44

it happens. I just

19:46

dated I sucked in some toes in my life, and then

19:48

I dated a girl with some nice feet. Okay. I popped

19:50

her big toe on my mouth, and I was like,

19:52

this fucking fool. I just I

19:54

didn't realize it was even a thing, dude. Like, I

19:56

wanted to, like, lick it between her toes and

19:58

a whole fucking now I'm in defeat. Now it's like

20:00

it triggers something into It's like once my son's

20:02

mother had a got pregnant, like, I started getting into, like,

20:05

pregnant porn shit. I mean, jerk off the pregnancy

20:07

porn. Right? You you get triggered, you you see it, you

20:09

like it, whatever it is. Right? So

20:11

I'm in defeat now. So

20:14

now I can't unsee it. Now you see the

20:16

amount of fucking feet that are popping up on the screen

20:18

and all these Dan Schneider Vers

20:19

shows, like, regularly

20:21

like, logo. The Nickelodeon is a Well okay.

20:23

So here's the the foot thing. Here's the thing. This is verified.

20:25

What we looked at is at one

20:27

point from his Twitter account,

20:29

he did tweet out to his fans,

20:31

oh, today is like tow Tuesday or

20:33

something like that, send me a picture

20:35

of your feet. So he was asking

20:38

Oh, otherwise, I'm so sorry, but

20:40

in the racist live chat, they pulled up

20:42

the serial killer version of

20:44

the fapping thing with with Victoria

20:48

Justice. If you wanna pull it up real quick. For

20:50

research purposes, of course,

20:53

I

20:53

apologize. It's in the

20:54

We're investigative journalist. Yeah, dude. That's what we're

20:57

here for. There's another Twitter leak

20:59

situation out

20:59

of you guys. Let's Schiele. I

21:02

kid. How old is the oh, Victoria.

21:04

She's a woman. She was a woman.

21:06

Yes. Yeah. No. No. She's not. No.

21:08

I mean, confirm, man, you make sure that it's not

21:10

working. Like, backstage shots from Nickelodeon

21:12

days. Yeah. Yeah. This is like this is the first.

21:14

She had slime on her. I think

21:16

she was, like, twenty five in the fashion. Did you

21:18

get that orange award from?

21:21

How's that? Why's your Nickelodeon word vibrating?

21:23

That's weird. He did Thompson. Shannon,

21:25

are you not finding this?

21:29

In the race We found a cash show one if you wanna No. No. It's

21:31

it's up further. Somebody put it in the race's lives. I'm

21:33

sorry. You were saying, I apologize. Oh, no. The fake thing for

21:35

sure is like, here's when it got creepy.

21:37

Yeah. Okay. You see feed popping up whatever, but

21:39

he tweeted out from his

21:42

verified Twitter account -- Yeah. -- with kid

21:44

followers. Kid followers. Hey,

21:46

kids. It's toe twos or something like that, send

21:48

pictures of your

21:49

feet. Like, that's fucking -- That's weird. -- because

21:51

we -- toes. Remember Yes, specifically.

21:53

The only thing I'll say to

21:55

and and I'm not look, I I always keep

21:57

a realize. Okay? Yeah. You know,

22:00

Schneider. He's a great writer. Unquestionably, the

22:02

writing is good. For a kids' show, it's

22:04

fucking funny. K? It took he's a citizen can of -- Okay. -- he's

22:06

great. -- hinkledonian. If

22:08

you're not in defeat, if

22:10

if he is one hundred percent innocent, and,

22:13

like, Certain people are color

22:15

blind to feet. Mhmm. It's not a

22:17

sexual in fact, I would say most

22:19

people. Most people don't see a foot and

22:21

go, oh, I wanna fucking pop that toe on

22:23

my mouth. That's I'm salivating as I say it. I'm

22:25

thinking about the same way if you were to see a

22:27

clumpet or a donut. My mouth

22:29

is salivating thinking about a delightful

22:31

young gal's foot. Right? Okay.

22:33

But if you're not into it, are you in

22:35

the feet? Yes. Are you in the feet? No.

22:37

I'm not. So you're color blind to it. Right. Right?

22:39

When you see a foot, you're not like, oh, that's

22:41

a a sexual thing that's just a

22:43

fucking foot. So playing

22:46

devil's advocate, could Schneider literally just

22:48

be innocently like thinking it's hilarious?

22:50

I'm sure there was a fuck in and maybe. But

22:52

here's Although, there was his own version of whipping out Wednesday

22:55

or, like, next day. Yeah. But

22:57

maybe, except for if you watch if

22:59

you watch, like, the super cuts and shit that are

23:02

put, like, There's an episode of I Carly where

23:04

her hands are tied and she has to use her

23:06

feet to shoot a little fake bow

23:08

and arrow. And they're using that the Ariana

23:10

Grande thing where she's sucking on her own foot. Yeah.

23:12

Ariana Grande, one point is sucking on her own foot.

23:14

Weird. I might not be in the feet, but I know if

23:16

someone's sucking on their feet, that's

23:18

not a Yes. It's that a Schneider call?

23:21

Yeah. No. We know it was. Yeah. I

23:23

mean We one hundred percent no. There was a

23:25

Schneider call. Sees. He was I'm saying, what if

23:27

there was some other fucking oh, I'm

23:29

saying, look, I'm painting a painting. Having

23:31

pool parties with these kids at

23:33

his house. With no parents. That's a good

23:35

fight. Look at the video, I don't know. What do

23:37

you mean? He did have a foot shape

23:39

pool. You know? That that is steady for weird.

23:41

Look, if the guys are creepy fucking

23:43

dude. He, like, literally looks like a

23:45

pedophile. Yeah. Like, he looks like a

23:47

cartoon drawing of a pedophile. He's

23:49

like trying awkwardly. I've seen, like,

23:51

a lot of clips where he does. But but maybe

23:53

maybe what can you say, maybe he's not

23:55

the guy that said, put the foot of the mouth you

23:57

horn. But that being

23:59

said, That shit's got across his desk. And any person,

24:01

like, we're go His foot shaped desks. Yeah. It's

24:04

a foot. Everything's a foot.

24:06

Everything is a foot. It's

24:08

like bottom. He's eating that candy. The

24:10

foot you put this sugar down. Like, candy to

24:12

his house. He's like, hey. He's your restroom. He has

24:14

a foot shaped medicine cabinet. They're like, what the

24:16

fuck is going to be? The top is Dan does

24:18

the whole Japanese thing. Please take it

24:20

up my foot bed. Dan does

24:22

the whole Japanese thing. You have to take your shoes

24:24

off when you walk in. Yeah. That's great. Hey,

24:27

Where do you even find, like, a giant

24:29

area rug that's, like, shaped like a foot? Like, do you

24:31

have to take a couple of And the thing is we did interview

24:33

that chick that used to work in a Galodian,

24:35

and she's one hundred percent

24:37

verified, she did go do that stuff. She just don't want her

24:39

name out there, which I can get it. But when she

24:41

said, yeah, my mom went me to

24:43

the auditions, And one of the things they told me when

24:45

they when she went to go walk in,

24:47

each kid went to go and actually talk to

24:49

Schneider, they said, oh, he doesn't

24:51

like when kids when people wear shoes. So you have to

24:53

go in there with your shoes off. And that's yeah.

24:55

That that shit's fucking weird.

24:57

Yeah.

24:57

Yeah. Can I

24:58

also say in case that you the girl

25:00

that you interviewed, I don't wanna trash her at

25:02

all? Right? And there was another

25:03

girl. I saw another girl. There

25:04

was a that we interviewed. It was a different interview

25:07

with them when the other I there was another there

25:09

was there was one check you guys interview, the black check, I think. Yeah.

25:11

And then there was another check that was interviewed that

25:13

I saw that I forget I forget all those

25:15

league baits from all that.

25:17

Yeah. was a girl you ever. Yeah. The girl the

25:20

sense that I got from these interviews

25:22

were they first of all, they didn't say

25:24

they didn't really say anything more than the dance

25:26

center was a dick. Right. None of them had a

25:28

first ex hand experience of him being, like,

25:30

creepy or or doing anything like

25:32

that was you know, or I maybe I didn't listen to

25:34

the whole thing. Maybe there was more that was revealed.

25:36

But from what I heard in both of these interviews was that he was

25:39

kind of a dick and they were, like, unfared old

25:41

girls and they were, like, prefer they were, like, per you know, they

25:43

they were, I guess, particularly shitty to

25:45

female writers. But I

25:47

got the sense from these girls that they were fucking

25:49

sort of pissed off, that they weren't given like

25:51

the Ariana Grande push, and that

25:53

they were sort of like, you know, doing

25:55

a revenge of the cis podcast instead of the Grammy Awards.

25:58

Hey. That's fair. And look, you know what? You're

26:00

right. But have you seen the Grammy Awards now at

26:02

this point? It's about even

26:04

Yeah. No. But but it's it's funny because

26:06

that is true. That it it could be just like,

26:08

oh, I never became a star.

26:10

But then there's What's the

26:13

chickpea? I I I'm glad my mom is

26:15

dead. The chickpea chickpea chickpea chickpea chickpea

26:17

chickpea chickpea chickpea chickpea chickpea

26:19

chickpea, also,

26:21

she came out and said You can say the

26:23

unattractive one? The ugly one. Yeah. The last

26:25

one. Oh, she got hot. She said she's dragging all the

26:27

ugly ass cars. Right? Yeah. She

26:29

wasn't blessed as much as the other one. She's just a

26:31

fucking mess. She's just a normal broad. She's like,

26:33

you know, like right. Right. Right. So she there's

26:35

no about bronze. I mean,

26:38

like, what? Looks like a genetic Can you tell me the title of the

26:40

book? I forgot what the title was

26:42

of this book, but it was it was wild book, and

26:44

and she would she would did the whole good morning America

26:46

circuit, and she was even talking about,

26:48

like, there was a the create she only

26:50

called it the creator of the show was very

26:53

inappropriate to me. Now, the only creators Dan Schneider,

26:55

but I will agree with you because you talked about it on our show.

26:57

It's So all these all these broads

26:59

go on these shows and that's fine and they

27:01

tell their story, but none of them ever

27:03

come out and say, dance

27:05

Schneider did this weird. And that's nice. I know it's

27:07

the NDA thing, but not But I do.

27:09

Like, this when you were kids, I wouldn't hold up.

27:11

That's what we're upset about. It's like, so

27:14

look. But either they're using the

27:16

allegations to be like, oh, yeah. Was

27:18

I? I don't know. Who

27:20

knows. But that

27:22

being said, everything that you look

27:24

at the guy was absolutely creepy. Now as

27:26

far as you said, like, the the Britney

27:28

Spears' sister thing, that look, that's all

27:30

speculation. Right? That's all Schiele never

27:32

said who the dad was and that's

27:34

all we know and whatever. But the other side of that

27:36

is is like, okay, if this dude is if

27:38

this guy is being accused of some horrendous and by

27:40

the way, he's seeing it. He just doesn't

27:42

address it. He not only doesn't address

27:44

it, he disappears from Twitter, but the weirdest

27:46

part is is, This

27:49

guy, like you said, this guy is the

27:51

this guy was the g at Nickelodeon.

27:53

This guy carried that company on

27:55

its back because every show was Schneider

27:57

Schneider Schneider. Yeah. He just disappeared. And and

28:00

you just stopped working, which That's

28:02

that's that's very weird. Like I said, if they

28:04

said it to me, that was a liability,

28:06

like, fuck off. No way prove it. But I think I

28:08

heard that he's trying to pitch shows right now. He might be,

28:10

but the whole point is why would they get rid of him to

28:12

begin with? He he had chosen development and

28:14

then he just stopped. I mean, also I mean, oh, maybe, and

28:16

I don't know. By the way, I'm not. I see people in

28:18

the champion. Like, oh, dude. It's usually Zach

28:20

that's defending the petals. It's

28:22

like, no. No. I'll let Zach defend the panel. It's like,

28:25

I'm not defending panels right now, and I'll give

28:27

Zach his own opportunity to defend his panel.

28:29

Okay? I'm just saying when you sort of look

28:31

at it for a second, I thought it was just like like,

28:33

legitimately, like, people first hand experience this guy

28:35

was a fucking but none of that really came out.

28:37

It's a lot of speculation. It's super fun to

28:39

do, Louis. It's super fucking frustrating. We said that

28:41

the other day because We stopped covering a while ago because -- Okay. -- what

28:43

am I gonna do? Five years ago. We didn't even wanna come

28:45

mister fucking begin with. We're super comedy podcast, but it was

28:47

just one of those things where we

28:50

saw we saw this stuff on the Internet and we're

28:51

like, is this real? Like and then when you look for videos, like,

28:53

no one did anything about this. So we just we just

28:56

got caught in fell

28:56

in our lap. That we were, like, more or less. We bring this person

28:58

on. Holy shit. And then I'm, like, alright. We'll talk to

29:00

you guys. And then the the truth of the matter is,

29:02

like, okay. But now there's also the thing of, like, shit or

29:04

get off the pot. Right? If he did

29:06

it, let's Let's get this over with. Is that what Dan Schneider would

29:09

say to the girls when they would come in? It's like Shouldn't get

29:11

off the pod. Show me your feet. I but

29:13

I will let toilets eat over his

29:15

face. I will I will also make this point

29:17

as, you know, you brought up like some of these girls might

29:19

be big. Shit on the foot shaped toilet or get

29:21

off of it right now. I don't know where to put

29:23

my feet. There's toes. Where do I put my

29:25

Oh. I'll hold him for you. I'm

29:27

gonna put him right here.

29:31

Like, to your point though, you know, you said, like, some of these

29:33

girls could be making it up. Didn't get the gigs they wanted in life.

29:35

But, you know, when you really think about it, does

29:37

any child in Hollywood really have to make up

29:39

a story about getting molested? I mean,

29:41

the numbers Like, you don't really have to,

29:44

like, you know, pad the numbers out there. And, also,

29:46

I know that there's evident you know, there's not

29:48

enough evidence necessarily that Dan Schneider

29:50

molested kids but I have three words for Amanda

29:52

fucking binds. People Does

29:54

she broken Schiele Come on, man. Broken.

29:57

But, I mean, look, he's also got

29:59

it sounds like a defending, but there's hundreds of kids

30:01

that have come through that platform and a few of them

30:03

are fucked up, just like a few Disney kids are fucked up,

30:05

just like a few other, you know, kids.

30:08

I'm just saying, look, he looks like a creep. I wouldn't let him around my

30:10

kids. I'm just saying the jury sell out and I'm gonna sell out

30:12

my son enjoy the Schneiderverse. Hey,

30:14

look, that's an You know what I mean? By the

30:16

way, Lawson the Sauce, racist Rochester has his

30:19

favorite candy as fruit by the

30:20

foot, solid jump. Solid

30:23

joke. My face They put up a a

30:24

photo of Jeannette McCurdy over

30:27

there. I saw it before I'm still trying to fucking Pretty

30:29

pretty. It was no. I had to find it was to

30:31

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see. Let's talk about this real quick. I was arguing

31:35

this morning with my sister about

31:38

I think my Christmas dress. Let's get it

31:40

yesterday. I didn't get it. You had your Christmas trip yet? To

31:43

Christmas tree? Yeah. Yeah. I did that right after Thanksgiving. You

31:45

guys Christmas tree up? I'm not gonna be at my house for

31:47

Christmas. I have, like, a little Christmas

31:50

tree. You know the bar you're gonna You're gonna have a Christmas tree?

31:52

I'm going to see my family. Oh, so

31:54

I'm at the bar. Where where are you

31:56

gonna be for Christmas? I will

31:58

be in the mountains in North Carolina.

32:00

That's where we meet up now. So yeah. Because I'm in

32:02

Florida. There's New York ones, and then there's,

32:04

like, North Carolina ones. It's all good together. Good for

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you. Yeah. Good for you. Yeah. I didn't

32:08

put up my Christmas tree yesterday. I'm doing a real

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just got a bakery and a fucking yucky

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32:26

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32:32

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32:34

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32:36

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32:38

And it was dude, it was incredible. And

32:40

it looked it looked it looked like a real treat

32:42

was incredible, but then the fucking light

32:44

started going out. Mhmm. Like, half

32:46

the tree. So and then I was, like, fuck dude.

32:48

And I don't know the process. Yeah. You

32:50

can't fix. I'm not a man. Yeah. It's fucked. I'm not

32:52

a man. I know there's some old I

32:53

like, be I think minimum seventy years

32:56

old to know how to pull out

32:58

a bulb and

32:58

replace it and make all the lights go back on whatever

33:01

it is. There's no rhyme or fucking reason what it

33:03

is. A circuit series I don't fucking know either. I'm

33:05

just guessing I was looking on telling you it's

33:07

telling you, it makes no sense. It's

33:09

just an old white guy. I was like, why are you gonna find out? I

33:11

know the trick. Yeah. No. No.

33:13

That's why you need to get too. That's

33:15

why I'd rather get the string that we get

33:18

through. That out and just buy a new one. I'm about to chain sit there for

33:20

forty minutes, changing a ball to be crazy.

33:22

Fantastic. So now my my

33:24

fake tree is gone. I told my son I get a

33:26

real tree this year. Exciting.

33:28

Yeah. So how do you have your trajectory? Nothing

33:30

says I love my family more than, like, pulling

33:32

bringing a fire hazard into your home, wrapping

33:34

it in electric lights, plugging in and

33:36

just You have to it. I don't know. Don't

33:39

be don't be such a

33:39

joke. Yeah. He's

33:40

in it. Okay. Yeah. You got, like,

33:43

seven fire candles rather you're

33:45

being a real you're being a real mister

33:47

Grinchstein. Yeah, real. Listen

33:51

to me. You know, you don't fucking don't

33:53

shit on the holiday spirit. The holiday jewelry.

33:55

Okay. I love no. I love Christmas. I I

33:57

do actually. A real Schiele is very it's

34:00

very you know, it feels fucking nice. So my son, by the

34:02

way, he, I mean, believes

34:04

so deeply in Santa, and then I was worried

34:07

because we're

34:07

know, Max Kelly, Bobby Kelly's son was coming over yesterday, and Bobby Kelly's son

34:09

is, like, a little demon. It looks like a little bread

34:11

and saggle of

34:11

-- Yeah. Dude, he's just, like --

34:13

like, fuck everybody, dude. Good,

34:16

Sam. It's not real.

34:18

You fucking dad. He buys a

34:20

gift. He's fucking out kinda shop as

34:22

a toy. I can't I'm

34:25

like so in my mind, I was like, alright.

34:27

I gotta, like, cut this fucking kid off and be

34:29

like, don't you fucking ruin Christmas

34:31

for for James? I don't want a lie to

34:33

my son again. So if he comes to me one more time and it's like, hey, dad. Seriously, fucking Santa, what's

34:35

going on? I'm gonna ask, like, god, taking me

34:38

this shit. But

34:41

Take a deep I am like, I'll make jokes, but I you know, I'm very,

34:43

like, when it comes to, like, kids and stuff

34:45

around the holidays, I'm one of

34:47

those words. Like, fuck this up for

34:49

the game. We have enough time to

34:52

be called miserable cons like us. Like, don't like,

34:54

just let him have this stupid little fucking But

34:56

it's the one piece of magic that he believes

34:58

in. Right. So when this is over, like, magic's over. Right?

35:00

Like, it's not just, like it's

35:02

not telling him that Santa's not real. Schiele

35:06

telling him that life is what

35:08

it is. Right. There's no fucking magic.

35:10

There's no God. There ain't no Jesus

35:14

baby boy. Are you you guys

35:16

are all fucking half

35:16

Republicans. You guys are probably Christians. Yep. I hate them. Always thinking about

35:18

it. I hate how all those

35:22

young To be fair, Christians, we didn't age out of God. You fucking

35:24

moron. Faggot losers. Sorry. No offense if

35:26

you believe. Oh, no. But here's my

35:27

god. I lean Christian,

35:28

but I don't care if any of you burn in

35:32

hell. Like, I'm not gonna be all in humans.

35:34

It's a new thing where, like, there's, like, all these

35:36

young liver tearings that are, like, but Jesus

35:38

says, like, shut the fuck up. You're also

35:40

in Christ. You're fucking insane. You're

35:42

like, stop. Oh. Yuck up.

35:44

I hate it. Goddamn it. Fucking

35:46

people are stupid. But

35:48

anyway, my this is my his

35:50

last opportunity to, you know,

35:52

believe in a little bit of magic. Yeah. But

35:54

we brought Max over yesterday. Turns out Matt Max's dumbest

35:57

fuck, believes in Santa just like

35:59

James. These kids Great. The

36:02

conversation they were having, it was kind of funny to also listen

36:04

to them both bullshit each other. They were in the back of the

36:06

car. You won't you won't be able to hear it. Let me see if you can hear it.

36:08

Because I recorded it. Ever coordinated. No.

36:10

I saw

36:10

Santa Doug made it in my den. They saw

36:12

him. He's real, dude. He came to my fire.

36:16

No

36:16

way. That's not true. Towing you boot.

36:20

It's like, look, I'm

36:22

pretty sure if you

36:24

saw a fat guy getting cookies out of the fridge

36:26

at

36:26

night. It won't say it again.

36:29

Come on. Here

36:31

we go. Listen. Too.

36:34

That's, like, what's, like, she

36:37

she's, like no.

36:40

Ninety three fifty two would be, like,

36:42

crazy. Yeah.

36:44

That's what I'm saying. One of my friends got a

36:46

ninety three fifty two. You know,

36:48

the naughty list is being crazy.

36:51

So what they're talking about right

36:53

now is they're saying elf

36:56

code, like legal code, like a ninety three

36:58

fifty two is when you hit your

37:00

mom. Obviously, say. And but they're making up the numbers. I'm why I'm like, I'm like, there's no such

37:02

things fucking up because you wires. Both of you

37:04

are lying to each other about different health codes

37:06

that you heard of at your friends being being in

37:08

violation of. And it was this whole little

37:10

game that they're both sort of like playing, but I was

37:12

like you're both liars. You're both fucking

37:14

ignorant. Can you know what I heard too

37:16

alpha Chaz they're gonna be able to

37:18

lie to chicks. That was perfect. Yeah. Of course, I know

37:19

well, because, bro, my cousin's a no. I wasn't a bro. A

37:21

nine forty two and a legal slave

37:23

market. Of course, bro.

37:26

They're already sharpening their swords, man. They're gonna really go like, yeah. Just all you

37:28

gotta do is be really confident in bullshit and that.

37:31

They're a bullshit artist. I was watching them both. It

37:33

was like a nine fifty tail. Forty

37:36

three point five two is if you yell at your aunt Anne Marie.

37:38

I'm getting you that's two future possible

37:40

presidents right there. If long as I could be

37:42

confident, act like you know what's going or

37:46

predators the other way. My dad is there a

37:48

difference? My dad challenged sand on the

37:50

rumble

37:50

ladder. I

37:51

didn't tell you my dad's gonna be

37:54

saying it, dude. I'm telling you. Probably he was eleven

37:56

and all on the wrong line.

37:58

Yeah. I just gotta make him slide

38:00

off the

38:01

road. So I So I'm I gotta go get the tree now. What are you what are

38:03

you doing in tree? You color lights, white lights? Listen. Don't

38:06

do too much. Okay?

38:06

I know we're both we're I know we're both Puerto Rican.

38:08

We can be tacky sometimes. Think

38:11

the tackier, the better. No. No. You don't

38:13

put your question. I'm I'm with you on that. Go

38:15

go Keep it simple. What are you putting

38:17

that guy or boy? And flag over the

38:19

fuck. No. Everything popcorn, fucking gondolas. The whole fuck is the

38:21

fucking dragon. Wants a tree

38:23

wrapped in

38:24

corpse. Bangles.

38:27

I'm

38:27

telling you not to do this. Hey, man.

38:30

For it. And cookies off there

38:32

and get a fucking instead

38:35

of this fucking pack of cow and there, you open a you open a door, you get a

38:37

chocolate. Like, seventeen days left.

38:39

I love chocolate. Keep

38:42

it simple. Take to pick. Is that an ornament or a biscotti?

38:44

Yeah. It's gotta fucking do.

38:47

Look at that. Fucking

38:50

scratchy and shit. That's a real part where you can show you guys

38:52

fuck a couple of scratches and

38:54

it. No. By the way, I just looked

38:56

over at Dillon's hot lips and I wanna Yeah.

38:58

I it was a girl too, but I think you're you're looking more and more like

39:00

an attractive female by the day. I'm getting

39:02

used to that witch face and I kinda wanna fuck

39:05

Can y'all want Sebastian Bock. Yeah. I know. He's like he's

39:08

like

39:08

handsome, young, comp combined, and Game of Thrones.

39:10

Yo. He looks like a lion's

39:14

throat. Do me a favor. Give me use

39:16

your feet. Don't

39:21

wash it. Don't wash it. I wanna smell

39:23

it. Okay. Good. Good.

39:26

Keep it simple. Keep

39:28

your fucking like, what was this, you know, a picture of a picture of a

39:30

picture of a On your Instagram? No.

39:32

No. No. Send it to Shannon if you got a picture of

39:34

your tree. What do you say for your tree? How does how does your how does your

39:36

tree look? It like I

39:38

said, it's You're married? Yeah. Married. So my

39:40

wife did all the fucking work. All the work. I just

39:42

I just got I just got a woman in your life. You

39:44

can have a

39:44

is. It Like, she she goes all out. Send it

39:46

to Shannon, you fucking asshole. I don't personally wanna

39:48

see it. We're doing a show. Anyway,

39:51

I just got

39:53

this new Man. No. No. She puts it

39:56

up. She she's one

39:58

of those things that her family gets,

40:00

like, buys one ornament

40:02

every year. So there's always a good

40:04

new ornament, and it's really not me on a budget.

40:06

On a budget. Bro.

40:08

My fucking fucking money problem. There are many

40:10

out of control. That's a Puerto Rican tree. You're gonna

40:12

have all these fucking random ornaments. Darth

40:14

Vader. I I got a I got a porta tree

40:16

some ornament. I got a corona tree with somebody

40:19

else's tree. Oh, yeah. So that

40:21

rate, it's gonna take twenty years to decorate the

40:23

fucking tree. I think relax. I

40:26

Yeah. It it it has a little it has a

40:28

fucking and it's a train going around that

40:30

also detect Oh, there's a train that Yeah. It's a whole thing, man. It's like

40:32

the fucking home alone tree. You gotta you gotta

40:34

train going away too. That's some classy fucking

40:36

shit right there, dude. It's fucking

40:38

asshole got popcorn on his train. I got a

40:40

train in your mouth. To be fair, it's a train from

40:42

nineteen thirty three Germany, but it's still

40:44

a train. It's collective. I'm a collectible guy. It gives old,

40:46

teeny little fucking toothpicks. The train just

40:48

goes into another room and never comes

40:49

back. Hey, come there's no

40:51

luggage. I didn't

40:54

need it. Is every card, a steam card?

40:56

We we ran a train on fix girl in front of

40:58

her tree. Oh, okay. That's

41:00

not very nice. That's about Oh, shit. What

41:02

what? It's

41:04

a cohost. Hello. It's Lewis.

41:07

Alright. Hey. Hey,

41:10

Shannon. Do

41:12

a quick we'll be right back sound or something. Put some

41:14

music on for a second. I need to take this. It's

41:16

important. Guys, we'll be

41:18

right back.

41:20

Okay. Sorry. And

41:23

we're back. Sorry, boys. I'm a you

41:25

I love that you put in your white person and

41:27

phone voice. That's the

41:29

bad This is a Lewis radio

41:32

personality. Why did you tell you the

41:34

Gianna comedy? Sorry.

41:37

I'm I'm a play guard for a radio. I mean, everyone

41:39

in the races live chat is calling me the n

41:41

word over and over and over again. Thank

41:44

you guys. I appreciate

41:46

your support. Very lovely audience of people in

41:48

here. So yeah. Alright. So I'm sorry.

41:50

So you were saying about your tree? Oh, it's just a really

41:52

nice tree. It's like

41:54

a really I

41:54

mean, I don't have to do any of the work, so it's nice. I like Christmas stuff. Like, I'm

41:56

so big about that.

41:57

Like, it's that one few time a year. We're like, oh,

41:59

man, it's so nice. Like, I

42:01

don't really New York City a lot, but when we do

42:03

come, like, coming, like, during Christmas time because that's always,

42:05

you know, kinda cool. So I'm a big fan

42:07

that's just stressful. So many

42:09

motherfuckers out there do. Dude, fuck, I'm in

42:11

Florida, but I don't wanna hear motherfuckers came to our state and now I

42:14

can't drive. Every time I see a New York plate, I

42:16

scream the head word out under my fucking

42:17

car. Good. that.

42:20

Yeah. The line is Disney

42:21

World of Ridiculous. Alright. Tell me fucking about

42:23

it. You're welcome. So yeah.

42:26

My tray is fucking gonna be dope.

42:28

I do white lights Nice. Of

42:30

course, be better. Because if it ain't white, it ain't right.

42:32

I'm with White, it's right, dude. And I I

42:34

need to get a new

42:34

topper. Do you do a star to you with Angel? I have

42:36

a star. I sent a photo to Shanny. There

42:39

you go. That's my tree. You zoom in. Okay. It's

42:41

it's very simple. It should be very simple. You got a

42:43

little microgloo blazer. It's a shitty

42:45

tree. Okay. If you zoom. It looks like your tree

42:47

is floating above where a good tree is

42:49

to be. Okay. It's very simple. It's the ghost.

42:51

It's the

42:51

ghost. It's the ghost. It was the shot shot

42:53

at it. Gold. Touch of

42:55

blue. It's very simple. That's my Nintendo wii on the

42:57

side. It's very it's very very simple nice

42:59

tree delicate. It looks like

43:00

the tree that, like, a Jewish neighbor puts

43:03

up just so they don't planning about the day

43:05

at hours.

43:05

We're done with it. We're cool. Don't worry. But you

43:07

have what? I have Oreos.

43:10

The swear Schiele tree looks different

43:12

than the one I'm used to there. I don't know what

43:14

you mean. So I don't know where There's a house in my

43:16

neighborhood, and the this

43:18

person is such a Trump fan. It's so

43:20

funny to me. First of all, I

43:22

I am I crazy I

43:24

guess people don't really give a shit that much especially

43:26

in Jersey where I live? Like, there's a lot of, like,

43:28

Trump supporters out there. But I would

43:30

really think that people would

43:32

fucking, like, egg my house. Like, just young

43:34

fucking kids would like the only people

43:36

who are gonna egg a house are fucking

43:38

young minorities. Know what I'm saying? You're not really,

43:40

like, you just I just feel like it's and then if

43:42

they're gonna egg a house, you're gonna be

43:44

the one. Of course. You know what I mean? I

43:46

agree. First off, any I think any

43:48

people that make, like, politics or entire life is cringe anyway because it's, like,

43:50

yeah, it's not a personality. I don't give a fuck

43:52

who you voted for in twenty twenty two. It's,

43:54

like, who gives us shit? The point is their

43:56

whole Christmas

43:58

to play. It says it's great flashes.

44:00

Yeah. And you're like, dude, like, it's

44:02

a culprit. But making that's Can

44:04

you just have Christmas to

44:07

that Christmas one

44:08

day, but leave pods

44:09

have got a Christmas. What are you doing? You fucking suck.

44:11

Yeah. Can we have Christmas that's not, you know, not

44:13

about some sort of shady steak salesman that

44:15

president. That'd be great. But I remember, like, similar to that, somebody

44:17

a a fan one time had sent me those PBA

44:20

stickers, you know. And I was like, they just sent it, like,

44:22

in a card or whatever. And I was like, oh,

44:24

that's cool. I remember, like, ten years ago, I had to put that on my car right away, but it was, like,

44:26

right around the George Floyd stuff. And I was,

44:28

like, oh, that's how I

44:30

went to or I'm like, I'm not putting

44:32

out my fucking I also don't think I have

44:34

broken windows every night. I don't think a cop's

44:36

gonna see you speeding

44:38

fucking doing coke in head in your fucking

44:40

car. It's not gonna help. He's got a PBA card. His Yeah.

44:42

It's not gonna help, but it will get somebody to break

44:44

the window and spray paint fucking twelve

44:46

on my on my brand new car.

44:48

Yeah.

44:48

Alright. So, yeah, people want me to address the call. The call was from my

44:51

my doctor, my radiologist, and I had

44:53

to change my MRI appointment

44:56

because My son could only get an

44:58

appointment to see Santa Claus during the time of

45:00

the MRR appointment. So now that's what I had to do. You

45:02

know what? Let me address this actually as well because I

45:04

haven't addressed this on the podcast. Or

45:06

have through and and bits and pieces throughout the past few weeks.

45:09

But, yeah, me and Ellis have

45:11

been sort of trading barbs on

45:13

Twitter. Jason Allison is a a podcast or a

45:16

radio. Yeah. Jason's great. And

45:18

me and him have been sort of planning this

45:20

MMA fight for at this point, a

45:22

couple years now. Yeah. And

45:24

we're supposed to make it happen. Now here's the thing.

45:26

Here's what I'll say. Jason has

45:28

postponed this fight multiple times.

45:31

Multiple times because it was issues with the venue. He

45:33

had to change the venue. He had to cancel

45:35

last minute altogether. He had to personally get

45:37

some, like, knee shit. He had some he had some knee

45:39

surgeries, neck surgeries. He had a bunch health

45:41

issues himself. I never called Alice a

45:44

fucking pussy or a coward for

45:46

postponing the fucking fight. Right? So

45:48

what's going on right now is right before

45:50

Skank Fest, I was training jujitsu pretty

45:52

hard, probably four or five days a week,

45:55

and my left

45:57

knee blew up. The fucking the muscle on the

45:59

left outside was really really

46:02

swollen. It is extremely

46:04

unstable to

46:06

this day. Very unstable and it clicks when I walk with a lot of

46:08

pain. Anybody who saw me at

46:10

Skankfest saw me literally limping around

46:12

Skankfest including Jason

46:14

Atlas. Right? Yeah. So

46:16

obviously, I I've been having this issue. I've

46:18

now gone to the doctor a few different times

46:20

went to my regular doctor. He had sent me

46:22

to a specialist. That specialist had a semi to

46:24

get an MRI. They wouldn't give me

46:26

an MRI until I had a an x-ray

46:28

because just the way the insurance works you have

46:31

to have an x-ray first. Then they sent me back.

46:33

Now I have to go get an now I have to get an MRI. So this is what's going on

46:35

right now. Right? So I called up Jason, and I was

46:37

like, hey dude, just honestly,

46:40

I haven't been training. It's been almost two months since I've been training. I haven't

46:42

been able to do energy jitsu. I can't run. I can't do

46:44

anything. It's not looking good for an April

46:46

eighth fight. It just isn't looking good. What do you want

46:49

me to say? Jason is a skilled fighter. He's been doing this for

46:51

a decade and a half. Okay? He's got two

46:53

professional fights. He's a fucking

46:54

athlete. I'm a fat old man who's playing catch

46:56

up right now. Okay? I enjoy

46:59

the victorious. I enjoy I

47:02

enjoy training. I enjoy

47:04

fighting. I enjoy doing

47:07

this. Right? But it's a lot of wear and tear in my body. So this

47:09

is what's going on. I I just don't have the years of

47:11

experience of training. So when I've been training as

47:13

hard as I've been training, this is I

47:15

I think what what happened with my knee. It wasn't a moment where my knee clicked

47:17

or popped out. It just I

47:20

woke up

47:22

on Monday, and it was fucking blown up, and I couldn't even walk. Right?

47:24

So I was just, you know, being

47:26

honest with him. I was like, hey, dude, I I don't think

47:28

that this April eighth date is gonna

47:31

you know, I want to give you enough time to

47:33

find an opponent that makes sense. So

47:35

then he goes off on Twitter and he's

47:37

fucking just talking a lot of shit. He's he's

47:39

saying I'm pulling out McCowen and blah blah blah

47:41

blah blah. I I mean, I don't know what else to say

47:43

here. Here here's the truth. Okay? Fighting

47:46

is not a

47:48

fucking game. Okay? If you've ever trained, if you've ever if you've ever been enough fight

47:50

where there's a street fight or, you know, organized

47:52

fucking fight, it's not a game. You

47:54

can seriously get hurt. If

47:58

I'm gonna fight Jason Ellis who has a

48:00

ton more experience than me, I

48:02

need to be able to train. I need to be in

48:04

the best shape possible. I need to continue

48:06

to progress need to continue to learn, which I can't do any of

48:08

that right now. Both Michael Bisping

48:10

and Mickey Gahl, who I've trained with and who

48:12

are two extremely high

48:14

level fighters, The one bit of

48:16

advice they both gave me was like, if you wanna be in

48:18

fight shape, you gotta run every single day. And I

48:20

think that's actually why my nigga fucked up is because

48:22

I was running too much. And I went from not

48:24

running at all starting to

48:26

run. I can't run at all. I can't spar

48:28

at all. I can't do jujitsu at all. I can

48:30

do, like, very light pad work right

48:32

now, but I can't plant my leg. I can't

48:34

rotate. It's an issue.

48:36

I don't need the money.

48:38

I don't know if Jason does. I, you know, I I don't have the

48:40

same lifestyle that Jason has. So I think he was

48:43

used to being a multi millionaire or

48:46

radio personality. So he's sort

48:48

sort of sort of trying to, like, maintain that

48:50

lifestyle right now. And I think that he

48:52

knows that the pay per view between me and him

48:54

would be pretty massive fucking deal. People really wanna see this fight, and they

48:56

wanted to see this fight for a long

48:58

time. I'm not

49:00

going to risk

49:02

hurting myself

49:04

and risk possibly not training jujitsu

49:06

for the rest of my life

49:08

or not being able I wanna fucking

49:11

do to appease Jason Alice and to

49:13

to to give him the fight that he fucking wants.

49:15

Which not for nothing?

49:18

It's kind of a pussy fucking deal that he wants to fight an injured

49:20

version of me that can't train. I'm not

49:22

an idiot. I'm not fucking stupid. If I can't

49:25

train and be in shape. If I can't be two hundred and five pounds or a hundred

49:27

and ninety five was actually the the the weight. Are we two hundred

49:29

and thirty five pounds right now? If I can't be a hundred

49:32

and ninety five pounds in the best shape of

49:34

my life, fucking really

49:36

pushing myself in in a massive, massive way.

49:38

I can't win that fight. That's the absolute truth. I'm

49:40

not dumb. I can't just walk in right now. I'm

49:42

not an also Anybody who's ever fucking trained

49:44

MMA or sparred three, five minute rounds.

49:46

The shape you have to be and to

49:49

do that, it's fucking incredible. I'm

49:51

not gonna guess. I'm afraid of Jason Ellis.

49:53

I fucking sparred with Jason Ellis. We fucking I

49:56

felt his power. I have no fear of Jason

49:58

Ellis in the world. I fucking sparred with much

50:00

tougher guys than Jason Okay? Am

50:02

I afraid of gassing after a

50:04

round and not being able to fucking breathe? And then

50:06

having to come out and just get knocked out for the

50:08

sake of getting knocked out? Yeah, that's fucking terrifying. And

50:10

if I can't train properly, I can't

50:12

go into the fight. And anybody who's

50:14

fought before, anybody who trains Would

50:18

anybody in the trans that's what they tell me.

50:20

That's the advice that they give me. They're like, yeah. You don't go

50:22

in there and just you're not a professional

50:24

fighter. You can't just wing it. You can't go in at fifty

50:26

percent of yourself. I have to be a

50:28

hundred percent of myself. So if Jason feels comfortable going in at fifty percent of himself, more fucking power

50:30

to him, I'm not a professional fighter.

50:32

This is me trying to challenge myself

50:36

and me trying to fight a guy who substantially more than me. Why is

50:38

Jason trying to fight people that are substantially less skilled

50:40

than him? It's a different fucking mentality.

50:44

Don't call me a pussy when you're trying to fight a guy who's injured who has

50:46

literally one tenth the experience that you have.

50:48

I'm still one of the fucking step up. The only

50:50

reason I'm not saying postpone the fight

50:53

is because we've been doing this

50:55

for years. And I don't want to just say, oh,

50:57

yeah. I'm gonna postpone it again and then push it off.

50:59

Push it off. People are gonna sort of roll their fucking

51:01

eyes. I'd rather say is, look dude, go find another opponent. If

51:03

the fucking gods bring us together, if I can

51:05

rehab my knee, and I can get in in a place where

51:07

I can start training regularly,

51:09

if that fight happens one point, that fight happens at one point. But

51:12

I'm not going to

51:14

I'm not gonna half ass

51:15

it. There's literally no fucking reason for me to

51:17

do it. So that's

51:19

it. All say. You also risk

51:21

her, like, further aggravating your knee. I mean,

51:23

if it's not fully recovered In order to

51:25

in order to train, I'm I'm questionally

51:27

gonna aggravate my knee. My my sister

51:29

thinking in jujitsu. My sister's a fat mom. Right? She she

51:32

started thinking jujitsu. I rolled with her in my basement. I

51:34

had mad at my basement just to

51:36

shower some stuff. Afterwards, I

51:38

couldn't fucking walk. My knee fucking right away

51:40

blew the fuck up again. And this is AAAAAAA

51:43

fucking woman who has taken six

51:45

year jiu jiu classes. So I I

51:47

got a trained fighter. I were getting your name. Yeah. Exactly. Just gonna be a

51:49

I'm Jason. I would be head butting my

51:51

name. Oh, fighting

51:54

your everybody. Just kicking the knee repeatedly, so you just give up years

51:56

ago. It gotta be this ten years ago. I I

51:58

did I did, like, four years of

52:00

MMA training. I just get to, mohit, tie,

52:02

all that stuff. You look

52:04

like it. I mean, and I

52:06

and I was into it, but I will tell you this. People don't understand because

52:08

you see these fires one round unless

52:10

you are a physical specimen. You are

52:14

gassed the fuck out, gone. Even if you're a female specimen. No.

52:16

Even even if you're a spit but even if you're not here

52:18

enough, well, you're on a puke. You have

52:20

guys wait on you the whole

52:22

I'm trying to Anybody knows anything. And it it's right. So if even if you're an

52:24

athlete. Right? Let's say you're a distance runner

52:26

or you're a swimmer. Go do do do do

52:28

do do do do. Have a guy on top

52:31

of you for two minutes, you're done. And you and it's

52:33

that you're not used to you're not used to that sort

52:36

of stress on your body.

52:38

It is the the amount of

52:40

muscles that

52:42

you're just firing off. Just every little muscle fiber in your body because you're tense

52:44

and you don't know what to do and you can't breathe and there's a

52:46

person on top of you. You're gonna drown

52:48

very, very quickly. So with no

52:50

experience, it's

52:52

crazy. With experience, like, right now where where we were going, we were doing,

52:54

you know, just kick boxing three minute rounds.

52:56

Even that, I was having a hard

52:59

time with my my my I'm not in shape to do it.

53:01

It's it's extreme. It's all consuming. It's

53:03

my entire life. And then with my knee the way

53:05

it is, I'm not gonna take

53:07

off of touring, take off of

53:10

everything, you know, take away time time away

53:12

from my son and my family. It's

53:14

a huge

53:16

fucking thing to then possibly just injure myself permanently, have to pull out

53:18

of the fight anyway. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Because

53:20

it's ninety percent of the injuries people think

53:22

happened during the fight. It happened training

53:24

pan All the time. Like, the people the other

53:26

one, you're spying, especially you're you're going. I

53:28

mean, you you'll get kicked in the head. You can fly.

53:30

One hundred percent. One hundred percent. So I it's

53:32

in in in in in your right and it especially,

53:34

like, especially like an area like the knee like a knee as an area. If you

53:36

fuck that up bad enough, your your knee will never be

53:38

the same thing. Look at the old old box,

53:41

or shit like that. Your

53:43

needs are Ronnie Coleman's a great example.

53:45

When your fucking needs are He's so That

53:47

guy was a mister Olimpia. Yeah. And now he's

53:49

in a walk a walk because you just fucking

53:51

them out. And that that's what like, it's it's if

53:54

you go into that and then then

53:58

the other problem's gonna be, okay, fine. You let's say you fucking lose, and then

54:00

it'll be like, yeah, but my knee was fucked up. Like, oh,

54:02

now you're complaining, you're making an excuse. I

54:04

don't give a fuck if I

54:06

lose. Like, I wanna win the fight,

54:08

and I think I can win the fight. But I I think I

54:10

can win the fight under

54:12

the the with the situation where I'm in shape

54:14

and I'm training. So that's all I'll say

54:16

about it. That it's as simple as that. I'm giving you an MRI this

54:18

week. I will have the

54:20

information, but the reality is even right now,

54:22

if I if they said tomorrow, your knee

54:24

is perfect. I'm

54:26

still concerned that in four months, I don't have enough time to

54:28

get in shape. I mean, four months would be enough time to

54:30

get in shape unquestionably. But the fact

54:33

that I'm losing I'm playing fucking catch up. Right? And he he was like, oh, we

54:35

we can just box. And I was like, of course, you wanna just box because

54:37

you have a ton of boxing experience, and I have

54:40

none. Honestly,

54:42

I train Mixed Marshall Arts. My striking is geared towards Mixed Marshall Arts.

54:44

So that's it is what it we'll

54:46

see what happens. I just Schiele to give people an

54:48

update. And I know Jason's talking shit in his pod.

54:51

As in talking shit on Twitter. He knows

54:54

that I'm not afraid of him. He knows that I'm not faking

54:56

a fucking injury. I'll I'll show you guys the MRO

54:58

results. I don't need to fucking fake anything. It's

55:00

fucking retarded. Stupidest thing I've ever hurt my entire life. Nobody's

55:03

afraid of Jason Ellis. Okay? I I

55:05

just I'm not gonna go in to

55:07

just lose a fight and make him look good. That

55:09

seems fucking stupid in my opinion. Alright. Well,

55:11

I mean, you're Puerto Rican, right, so can't you just box instinctually? Kinda like, can't

55:13

you just know how to use the litter box? You

55:15

know what I mean? Maybe it'll just come out of it. I

55:17

can use a box cutter,

55:19

maybe. Oh,

55:20

yeah. There you go. Yeah. Alright.

55:22

Let's see. Twitter officially

55:25

relaunches Twitter Blue, charging

55:28

eight dollars a month for a blue check mark and other benefits, eleven dollars

55:30

a month for iPhone users. Do I have

55:32

to pay for this to keep my check mark?

55:35

I know. Don't if you're a legacy. If you're a legacy, I think

55:37

you're good. I'm a legacy. Yeah. You're considered

55:40

legacy a big shot now. I I I'll give

55:42

you an example. Do I have a different color

55:44

check mark? No. No. You're you're listening. You you're still fucking playing.

55:46

However, it will say on your account that you

55:48

are verified, but it won't say that

55:50

verified because of

55:52

Twitter Blue. Is gonna that's gonna

55:54

be the dirty mark. Like, I have I'm gonna have to end

55:56

up paying Well, I I paid for I wouldn't I

55:58

couldn't I paid for Twitter Blue because for

56:00

the show stuff because with regular

56:02

Twitter, you're gonna put two minutes up two minute

56:04

videos up with Twitter blog, up with ten minute clips

56:06

up and shit like that. So I signed up for a

56:08

minute before the check mark thing, and then you get one because

56:10

you signed up for it. But It is

56:12

such a funny fucking fight because it's people oh,

56:14

this guy Twitter's hilarious now. I

56:16

love Twitter now. I think it's never been more

56:18

fun. Mhmm. All the crazy people are

56:20

back. It's the best. But it's all it's it's always like, oh, you paid

56:22

for a check mark and say, yeah. What

56:24

what now you're mad that I'm like, you. It's all

56:26

these people with your

56:28

It's last year. There only cost eight bucks a month to be on your level. Like,

56:30

that that's annoying. Infuriating. I hate it. I

56:32

it makes me furious. Yeah. But I was just saying it. It's making

56:34

me hate you guys. But you have to have

56:38

iOS. And I don't want my butthole leaking on the Internet, so I don't have

56:40

any of those. Oh, the frog wants to see your butthole.

56:42

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

56:46

They'll archive of them. It's up to, you know, people who wants to see it. That's

56:48

real democracy. But, you know, Twitter is

56:50

more fun now. Twitter is

56:52

wild now. Legacy checkmarks

56:54

should be removed in a few

56:56

months. Fuck you. Uh-oh. I

56:58

I I'm not first of all, I'm

57:00

not paying. I'm not paying for a social media platform.

57:02

You. How about that? You fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You piece of shit.

57:04

Motherfucker. Take away my blue check mark. After

57:07

I fucking worked my ass off, literally worked my ass

57:09

off to be at a place where

57:12

they would give me a blue check where they would give it to you. It was a sense of pride

57:14

where you go, like, oh, I've achieved a certain amount

57:16

of success where somebody would try to create

57:18

a fake profile and try to pretend

57:21

to be me. And Twitter wants people know that I'm the real fucking

57:23

me. Well, here's the thing I hear you out, but the

57:25

problem is, dude. Well, you know what? You know what? You know,

57:27

and I'm speaking in a Twitter royalty over here by

57:30

Stop wasting ups as well. Think about

57:32

this, don't you? Use the same cup. Use

57:34

fucking throwing money away. Like, we're fucking made

57:36

a fucking money. Yeah. Stop wasting cups. He bought a

57:38

real tree. He killed enough fucking trees. Yeah.

57:40

Give them a break. Sorry. Do you say sorry. No. No. No.

57:42

But you're the nice kid. The funny stuff

57:44

that came out that before Twitter

57:46

was secretly, like, there were some employees, like,

57:48

doing the

57:50

selling check marks before anyway. They were like, hey,

57:52

I can't you go through the verification process. I

57:54

give it to you. But if you give me fifteen thousand like, that

57:56

Wall Street Betts guy was like, Twitter

57:58

came to me and said, hey, we can't

58:00

give you a check mark officially, but if you give me fifteen g's,

58:02

I'll give you a check mark. So there were

58:05

there's like a black market for them and now those people,

58:07

like, it's it's a bucks now. There's

58:09

a blank Yeah. We got fucked. It's like an

58:11

NFT. You hit me up all the time. Offering

58:14

for me to pay for a check mark. Oh, that shit

58:16

happens all the time. Yeah. I I get all the time too. It's like, oh,

58:18

yeah, you wanna buy my car. I don't care.

58:20

Yeah. Look, I I wear I

58:22

care to a certain degree. I do care.

58:24

I I it's

58:26

not it's not about status. It's just

58:28

that, like, I'm trying to

58:30

work. Right? So if I'm trying to work

58:32

with somebody,

58:34

if I have a blue check mark, and I'm an official account of

58:36

a certain It's not someone ripping you off or

58:38

a fake account. Yeah. I can it's gonna

58:40

be, like, for me personally. Like, I just know

58:43

that when somebody hits me up on Instagram and they

58:45

have a blue check mark, I go, oh,

58:47

is this somebody that works the industry that

58:49

I might wanna work with was I don't have time to navigate through every

58:51

fucking message that comes through. So I think

58:53

that it just just

58:56

let you know, like, this is a person that you may either wanna work with

58:58

or or maybe they're fucking

59:01

I don't know. It just it's

59:04

it it That's a nice way of saying it filters out the poor riffraff. Yeah. Well,

59:06

it's not what do you want me to say? Yeah. I just

59:08

bought it right now, actually. The drone

59:10

you're in

59:12

now, but and Twitter below Look, I think eight dollars a month to fifty

59:14

five months gives a small price to pay to be able

59:16

to say the n word on Twitter again. And you know what

59:18

it does? That is pretty cool. You

59:20

sign up. Love Yolanda. Thanks for

59:22

giving me my account back, dude.

59:24

That's right. Burch has got out of

59:25

jail. Yes. After five years,

59:28

seven months.

59:28

It felt like a legit jail sentence. So Greiner's back

59:31

on US soil. Looking like

59:33

Pete Davidson. That that was

59:34

true. That image That was a We

59:37

I I honestly not seeing this as a joke. Like, when I first

59:39

started to go, oh, you're fucking with her. Right? And then I looked like, oh,

59:41

shit. That's really her. Yeah. Yeah.

59:43

Dude, and she talks, Schiele,

59:45

see that in side. No. They were like, guess where are the planes

59:47

going? She's like, where? Where's it going? Where's it going? Where? Where?

59:49

Where? And they're like, home? Is that

59:52

I? I.

59:53

And it like, the short video shows. Right? That was

59:56

that was I mean, I I don't They

59:57

tried to make a reaction video, and her reaction

59:59

was like, what? I called a reaction,

1:00:01

like, after the fact, you know,

1:00:03

like, out saying, I didn't film you doing the surprise. Walk in

1:00:05

again. You're like, I mean -- Yeah. -- I

1:00:07

guess. Yeah. But it was a terrible

1:00:10

trade. She was probably banging out other Russian

1:00:12

chicks in jail. Smooth. Dude, she

1:00:14

was a fucking alpha nenter. You came in.

1:00:16

Yeah. That's rare because she's not a lot of black

1:00:18

chicks in a

1:00:18

rush. She's talking about hot chicks

1:00:19

that look like

1:00:20

it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:21

Just fucking getting her -- Oh, nice and wet. -- so it's having fun. I

1:00:24

mean, look, people some people are upset. Some

1:00:26

people are, like, you traded a, you know, this

1:00:28

is a regular thing where people

1:00:30

will

1:00:31

be but post a picture of some, like, P0W What do you

1:00:34

do? James Bond villain or

1:00:35

some shit according to everybody. Tonight. You

1:00:37

have an answer. I should

1:00:39

there. Here's the thing right. Our merchant of death guy also

1:00:41

ran, like, sixty missions for us in Iraq.

1:00:43

Yeah. So, like yeah. We paid him, like,

1:00:45

sixty million dollars to run, like, supply shit for

1:00:47

us. Yeah. So I was just It's all

1:00:49

like bullshit. Obviously, she shouldn't be in a

1:00:52

fucking saloon rush over smoking weed.

1:00:54

Right? Now the fact that there's

1:00:56

other people that also shouldn't be in other

1:00:58

sales for other reasons. Of course, that's also the case. But

1:01:00

just fucking, you know, just get her back. I

1:01:02

think just get her fucking back, dude. The

1:01:04

other thing is here's a

1:01:06

thing. Like, you're almost sending a message to America. Right? It's it's

1:01:08

marketing. That's all it is. There's other people that could

1:01:10

have gotten back. There's other people that could have released

1:01:12

arms dealers

1:01:14

for. Right? But they're

1:01:16

saying, look, we're America. We're bringing

1:01:18

our girl home. It's a big fucking

1:01:19

story. Everyone's like, oh, we got her back.

1:01:22

Good job, America. You

1:01:23

guys did it. Yeah. But we fucking back a w

1:01:25

NBA star, and that, like, like, a fucking girl.

1:01:27

Yeah. Derek Jeter was in AP0W She

1:01:29

literally she makes she makes

1:01:31

a line cook salary to play sport. Nobody watches. You know what I mean?

1:01:33

And we gave them an international arms

1:01:36

deal. Yeah. I'm gonna watch us

1:01:38

high scoring forty three or

1:01:40

forty four WPA games

1:01:42

again. Yeah. She as soon as she touched on in

1:01:44

American soil, it actually brought down her medium with

1:01:46

lettuces them in this

1:01:48

country. Great. Less dunks damn it.

1:01:50

Damn it. Dylan, this is

1:01:52

the worst coffee that we've ever had here. Sarah,

1:01:54

and also let me also

1:01:57

say this. The cup. It's deteriorating in my

1:01:59

fingers. It's so hot. I we do need

1:02:01

to change the cups every time. This why do

1:02:03

we have melting bubbles?

1:02:05

Double it up. This coffee's terrible. Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:08

You're right. You're with regular knee?

1:02:09

You're kind of. Yeah. My

1:02:11

knee isn't good. Usually,

1:02:14

the liver king thing, dude. Just juice up.

1:02:16

Get that meat back in the market. Shake broke

1:02:18

it. Well, we don't think Alice said Alice is,

1:02:20

like, dude, take dude, do PRP.

1:02:22

He was like, do TRT and get fucking

1:02:24

injection. I was like, dude,

1:02:26

I'm not a fucking professional

1:02:28

athlete. Like, I'm not trying to, like, I

1:02:30

think we're living different world. By the way, literally, as I just turned my my foot was

1:02:33

planted. I just turned my chair load like

1:02:35

that. My knee went, look. My

1:02:38

it was crazy what just happened

1:02:40

with my leg just now. You know, like, your knee and check, like,

1:02:42

one of those old two thousand high school football.

1:02:44

Well, you you could play. You

1:02:46

go

1:02:46

out. They're in play. Yes. You want me to pussy if I can do some steroids.

1:02:48

That's funny, JC Nails. The

1:02:50

fact is wrong with me, Mike. I'm just

1:02:52

not, like, I'm not It's not

1:02:55

enough of a priority for me to like, it's

1:02:57

more of a priority honestly for me to continue to

1:02:59

train jujitsu. Right. Like, just casually as,

1:03:01

like, a dad with my kid. Like, I wanna

1:03:03

get my black belt one day. I wanna be able to do this for the rest

1:03:06

of my

1:03:06

life. Just get a fucking fight tree. What's

1:03:08

wrong with you mind? Come on, Tyson.

1:03:11

I've seen it's Schiele. Let's

1:03:13

fight. Like life. This is

1:03:16

terrible. Fakid Pusi? This

1:03:18

is terrible coffee. I don't know what happened. Is this What's the name?

1:03:20

What's wrong with it? Bad. Hey, shitty.

1:03:22

Different batch. Different coffee

1:03:23

altogether? He's just

1:03:25

being a radio personality right now,

1:03:28

guys. Hey, Luke. It's a radio. So you just

1:03:30

use my my house. Sorry. I'm the radio person. Hey, Lewis.

1:03:32

Verify the check mark radio

1:03:34

personality here. I'm just saying I'm just

1:03:36

saying, you

1:03:38

know, Oh, Chad, the chief chief mention of Pukka. I mean, you know, it's actually it's good

1:03:40

that they're they're giving everyone check marks. So now it doesn't

1:03:42

matter that I don't have check marks on the other platforms.

1:03:45

fair. Now we're all equal. It's like it's like

1:03:48

communism, you know, for the Internet. I love

1:03:50

it. Let's

1:03:52

see. Okay.

1:03:54

Mark Curry. Canadian Mark Curry. You guys remember that

1:03:56

guy? Yeah. Yeah. He claims he was

1:03:58

racially profiled at a Colorado hotel.

1:04:02

What is the

1:04:02

story, Shannon? Give me some feedback here. I can

1:04:05

show you the the video that he

1:04:07

had posted real quick. Yes, ma'am.

1:04:09

He was staying at

1:04:11

down. Hey, mister Cooper? Yes. I

1:04:13

think that's him. Yeah. He was staying at a hotel

1:04:15

and

1:04:15

Someone wasn't a UPN fan. Oh,

1:04:18

I know you're talking Somebody know.

1:04:20

Yeah. Talking about Somebody's never

1:04:22

fallen asleep while Moisha

1:04:24

was on.

1:04:27

To fall asleep. I was drinking

1:04:29

off the brand. I don't know, man. I

1:04:31

was watching smackdown and Voyager came on. I fell

1:04:33

asleep. Not so much. Living single. The

1:04:36

fuck is this? It's black friends, bro.

1:04:38

That's more Curry, Jesus. That's

1:04:40

terrible. Jesus.

1:04:43

That fired to the number. That's a guy from three ten

1:04:45

to Yuma. I thought that was an old man that was

1:04:47

gonna sell me a sword or something.

1:04:49

Yeah. That's like It's Victor Boot.

1:04:51

Yeah. Miss, I'm in a

1:04:53

hotel lobby. Oh, yeah. And this

1:04:55

man wants to see I

1:04:58

don't know. I don't know what she can do.

1:05:00

I guess. Yeah. That's they do that all the time.

1:05:02

They're a guess. And I'm mad now. You're

1:05:06

a guess. Well, let me mister, you came out of the Kuklaksland

1:05:08

Casino. This is not you. Yeah, dude. He's in

1:05:10

the most racist. This is I'm a

1:05:12

trashy white

1:05:14

guy. I have hung out and I tell lobbies I was staying at. And many times, I've had

1:05:16

them come up and go, are you a guest yet? And I've gone

1:05:18

from two thirty six. And then they

1:05:22

go, okay. Carry on It's that easy. You're looking for a problem. But yeah.

1:05:24

I

1:05:24

mean, come on.

1:05:25

You you need some clout. Yeah. I mean,

1:05:27

it's No. It's really No

1:05:29

one's really hanging with mister Cooper anymore. That's for

1:05:31

sure. He's probably getting those, like, he's he's royalty

1:05:33

checks for mister Cooper now. We're down to, like, thirty

1:05:35

seven bucks. I don't know. He's getting his little

1:05:38

checks now. I was

1:05:40

not expecting to look like that. I I was thinking

1:05:42

the whole time that they talk about Mike apps with

1:05:44

some shit that. Yeah. I think I don't know

1:05:46

who my ears. Betha. Does this bad boy guy? Why

1:05:49

did he bring the boss boy? Yeah. Hello,

1:05:52

Betha. May maybe to racially protect him.

1:05:54

Yeah. Maybe you've been you've been a

1:05:55

racist. This is a gay right here.

1:05:57

This guy's escalating it though. Yeah. He literally

1:05:59

just asked if he's a guest there.

1:06:02

Alright. Just

1:06:04

say yes. I thought

1:06:06

hanging mister Cooper was a different show, by the way.

1:06:08

Yeah. No. That was a different

1:06:09

thing. Different premise that I

1:06:11

had for it. So Yeah. There's just a

1:06:13

few seconds left, but the video that he posted was, like, twenty minutes long, so he really

1:06:16

dragged out the whole thing.

1:06:17

Yeah. That's a it's

1:06:21

a it's Here's the thing. If you're

1:06:23

looking for the fucking micro aggression, you're gonna find it every time

1:06:25

every time. And is he

1:06:27

right that if he was just a white guy said that maybe

1:06:29

they wouldn't ask very

1:06:32

well? Very very he may maybe one of okay. You know, maybe

1:06:34

one of the first time. I gotta walk up to Miguel, like, get

1:06:36

out of your boy, like, you know,

1:06:38

move along. Boy, asking

1:06:40

if you're a guest in the in the

1:06:43

hotel. And honestly, you should be happy. No. You know what

1:06:45

it was? You should be happy that they're keeping riffraff

1:06:47

out of the hotel. That's

1:06:49

alright. That was it. It's a cheap hotel. They go, like, weren't you on

1:06:51

TV? Are you a guest here? This is a a

1:06:54

hotel. This is a red roof in,

1:06:56

sir. Sure. Yeah. They act like

1:06:58

like you said, if they ask me for idea, I'm like,

1:07:00

I feel safer Schiele. Okay? They're at least they're at least busy

1:07:02

bodies. Like, you know, I don't want This place

1:07:04

was great. They kicked out hanging with mister

1:07:06

Cooper. I love this. Bye. I wanna stay in a place where, like, you know, like, we

1:07:08

like we can afford to stay in a nice place, but I also

1:07:10

wanna stay in a place where they come up to people

1:07:12

that look like me and make sure

1:07:15

that I belong It would not

1:07:17

throw me out. Well, I I wanna see security

1:07:19

physically remove all washed up

1:07:22

ninety sitcom

1:07:24

stars. Yeah. All of that. And we're trying to walk in, dude. The from 227

1:07:26

get fucking roughed up by Social Security. You

1:07:29

hear that Dave Cooleyye. We got your fucking

1:07:31

mark. You hear that cast of

1:07:34

a different world. You're gonna Fuck. Get out of

1:07:36

here. Fuck it. Fuck the

1:07:38

fucking those that's so

1:07:40

raven bitches clunk your head

1:07:42

together. Let's go.

1:07:44

The hotel did issue an

1:07:46

apology. So they're they're on his side.

1:07:48

They said they're committed to providing a

1:07:51

safe and inclusive space for all guests

1:07:53

and

1:07:53

employees, blah blah blah blah blah. Long way, you tell fucking Tony Dan to keep

1:07:55

his head on a

1:07:58

swivel. Yeah.

1:08:00

I I think, yeah, if you're if you're looking if

1:08:02

you make it a racial thing, you could just make it

1:08:05

a thing where you're fucking I

1:08:07

don't know, dude. What your presence

1:08:10

isn't fucking you know,

1:08:12

you're you're whatever

1:08:14

you're doing, you

1:08:16

are coming process somebody who's not staying in the hotel

1:08:18

regardless. Or maybe, you know what I mean, it happens. It sometimes it tells us that people that could almost

1:08:22

beep and shit that when they're not the on the it's just uncomfortable. had a scam med too.

1:08:24

What I we told people this. I invented this

1:08:26

and people do this now on like YouTube channels.

1:08:29

You could just walk

1:08:31

into any hotel and just eat free breakfast.

1:08:33

Go between seven AM and ten AM. Any fucking, you know, shitty

1:08:35

to midsize hotel. It's

1:08:38

got about free breakfast

1:08:40

buffet, walk right in. Grab yourself some fucking

1:08:42

eggs. Grab yourself a winner. Make a fucking waffle. Make a fucking waffle. Fresh waffle.

1:08:46

Yeah. And yeah. The the woman working at the front desk doesn't give a

1:08:48

give a shit anyway, you know? Get what Yeah. They thought

1:08:50

it was a group who was trying to get free waffles.

1:08:52

That was what's going on. That's all

1:08:54

it was. He wanted with those one of those

1:08:56

really small cereal boxes without enough cereal in them. Those are great. He

1:08:58

wanted an apple juice for the exact craving apple juice for those. He

1:09:01

he wanted three stale danishes Schiele he

1:09:03

just couldn't get them. Yes.

1:09:05

But it's like if you're gonna exacerbate the situation or make it worse because you need a little cloud, it's

1:09:07

like it's so simple to go. Are you a guest here? Yeah. Just ask

1:09:09

the front desk

1:09:10

lady. I've been here for, like, two days. Yeah.

1:09:15

Well, you're gonna literally just go, because, no, here's what happened. Go, hey, are you

1:09:17

a guest here? Yeah. Done. It's literally over.

1:09:19

Yeah. But he went he was,

1:09:21

like, his his reaction was, are you

1:09:23

a guest here? And then the employee's reaction,

1:09:25

which was so logical, it was like, no, no, no, I work here. That's crazy that you would say that. Now

1:09:27

I'm very suspicious of

1:09:31

you. That's fucking up. Yeah. Are you a here? He's like, maybe maybe I

1:09:33

am. Maybe I'm not. And we just wanna

1:09:35

say we had the jaw

1:09:38

roll casino. We're definitely not

1:09:40

racist. Act. Here

1:09:42

at the Shaikan hotel. Oh, really, really I'll tell you this fucking sinbad wouldn't act

1:09:45

like that. He's

1:09:48

got class. Man would

1:09:50

have fucking small

1:09:50

talk. You know what I mean? I'm like, so But it was You're empowered by Got it. Type five Type

1:09:55

five. Type a guy. You have

1:09:58

a black guy in the lobby wearing an all windbreaker sweats. It's super fan out. I don't know if he's guest. I'm gonna go ask Bob. Look, it's either Simba

1:10:00

or Alcentra, but somebody

1:10:03

will go find out. I

1:10:06

don't wanna talk to him. Look, we're

1:10:08

gonna wrap this one. This has been a fun show.

1:10:10

Yeah. I'm glad I'm glad I was here this

1:10:12

time with you guys coming in. There's always

1:10:14

a blast that's grabbing a support guys. They're fucking great,

1:10:17

though. I was killing it. And, yeah, we will check you guys

1:10:19

on

1:10:19

Wednesday. The great Zachomica returns then. Until then,

1:10:21

have yourself a great

1:10:24

night. Peace. That's all

1:10:32

folks.