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2:04

Stereo This

2:07

is Real Ghost Stories Online

2:22

Picture it Halloween Nights here at the

2:24

Halloween party, you're a kid and

2:28

someone brings out the insert blank

2:30

here you know, everybody say

2:32

it Ouija board what

2:36

do you do? you know what

2:38

it can do you know how it

2:40

can go downhill fairly quickly but not your friends don't and

2:42

they're all having a good time so you just don't let

2:45

them do their thing and

2:47

then suddenly it wants you to be involved

2:51

and it reveals quite a bit about itself it reveals

2:53

quite a bit about what

2:57

type of thing it is and it's

3:00

not something very good and

3:03

you find yourself planchette

3:07

to demon if you will not

3:09

face to face but planchette to demon it's

3:12

communicating with you it's told you what it

3:14

is what do you do

3:16

next? I

3:19

don't think that was in any choose your own adventure books

3:22

but it certainly is in our

3:24

next story take a listen the

3:35

events in this story take place in 1990

3:38

in Carson City, Nevada I

3:41

was 11, my cousins are 14 and 16 it

3:46

was a dark and stormy night actually no, it was

3:48

not it was unseasonably warm

3:51

for late October and Halloween Halloween

3:54

had been long

3:57

anticipated and we were looking forward to

3:59

the costumes that we had come up with. We

4:02

had just been given the sad

4:04

students against drunk driving spiel at

4:06

school to reinforce just

4:08

how stupid they thought we all were. Yes,

4:11

we knew there were some stupid kids who

4:13

thought that drinking and driving was cool, but

4:15

the majority of us were not interested in

4:17

becoming corpses, so we enjoyed partying

4:21

on Halloween and portraying Halloween in a

4:24

peaceful way. And

4:26

we're all being inspired teenagers. Well,

4:28

as I was still a pre-teen at this point, decided

4:30

to be accident victims.

4:34

We had really cool zombie makeup made

4:36

from flour, glow in the dark paint,

4:38

glitter, water, and tissue paper with

4:41

a gallon of Aquanet hairspray, plain

4:44

teas, jeans, and a little fake blood.

4:46

Simple costumes, but lots of fun. I

4:49

should explain that the we in

4:52

this little gathering was my two older cousins

4:54

and myself. I was in

4:56

sixth grade while they were in junior high and high

4:58

school. Instead

5:00

of trick-or-treating that year, we were headed to

5:02

a party with some of my oldest cousins'

5:04

friends from school. That

5:07

I was invited was amazing. I

5:10

was never invited to anything. Being

5:13

an introvert and extremely shy, the

5:15

party was totally cool, but because

5:17

it was being chaperoned by the kid hosting

5:19

its rental units, we

5:22

showed up and the party was already in full swing. Kids

5:25

were laughing and joking, dancing, and

5:27

bobbing for apples. It was a

5:30

regular Halloween party. My

5:32

older cousin had a major crush on

5:34

the guy who had invited us to

5:36

the party and immediately disappeared into

5:38

the crowd of kids. My

5:41

younger cousin, the more conscientious

5:43

of the two siblings, said that

5:46

she'd hang out with me. We had pulled into

5:48

a group of kids about her age and eyes. She

5:51

is only two years older than I am. She

5:54

played a few games. Some point she

5:56

wandered off to go do something else and I was

5:59

carted off with a group of of the older kids

6:01

to play a game that I never heard

6:03

of before. They were going

6:05

to talk to ghosts with this

6:08

device called a Ouija

6:11

board. I

6:14

was a total noob. I had no

6:16

idea what Ouija boards were, even let

6:19

alone how dangerous they could be. Some

6:22

of the older girls looked kind of nervous, but

6:24

the guy who was in charge of the little

6:26

group reassured everyone that there was nothing to be

6:29

afraid of. So we all

6:31

got into a circle around this board and we began

6:33

to watch. We

6:35

were in a dimly lit room. Two

6:37

of the guys sat on either side of the

6:39

board and asked questions, simple ones at first, the

6:41

usual, is anyone there? Are

6:44

there any ghosts that want to talk to us?

6:46

Have any kids died tonight that we know? That

6:50

one got attention. Now

6:53

I'm a born skeptic. I

6:55

tend to not believe things on face value.

6:58

I prefer to do a lot of

7:00

research, ask a lot of probing questions,

7:02

make informed decisions. The

7:04

kids of my generation and the one before

7:06

mine, yeah, not so much. There

7:09

were a lot of ooze and hush

7:12

hush from the girls and guys

7:15

when the planchette moved and

7:17

we got a response. It said, yes. They

7:22

asked to tell us who

7:25

it was that died tonight.

7:29

I don't remember what the name was, but

7:31

it left everyone confused. The

7:34

name given was of a kid who

7:37

had recently died. They

7:39

were killed by a drunk driver and have

7:42

been one of the examples in the demonstration we've

7:44

been given that afternoon at school. I

7:48

tried really hard to keep my snickers to

7:50

myself as they continued to ask this spirit

7:52

questions. I failed miserably.

7:55

The spirit suddenly said goodbye and the

7:57

planchette stopped moving and all eyes rested

7:59

on me. I just

8:02

shook my head and drank my soda, asking

8:04

quietly, "'You really believe that the

8:06

spirit of a kid who died at the hands of a

8:08

drunk driver wanted to come and talk to us? Honestly,

8:11

I think there was a lot of garbage. You

8:14

thought I had said that MC Hammer

8:17

had two heads and was a female

8:19

cross-dresser.'" The

8:21

room was dead silent. I

8:23

shook my head and looked at the two guys who

8:25

had been sitting there with a board between them and

8:27

smiled. "'Tell

8:30

us who you really are.'" I may

8:32

not have known anything about the Ouija board when

8:35

I got there, but I was a pretty quick study. I

8:38

also know BS when I hear it. No

8:40

one was more surprised than the guy whose

8:43

eyes I held when

8:45

the planchette moved on its own. "'Did

8:48

I mention that neither of them was touching

8:50

the planchette any longer?'" A

8:54

little plastic pointer moved too. "'No.'"

8:58

As in, no. I'm not going to tell you who I

9:00

am. I

9:03

set my soda down, crossed the floor to stand beside

9:05

the board. I was highly

9:07

suspicious. I should explain a little

9:09

bit more. I've always been well versed in

9:11

the occult and demons. I've studied the afterlife

9:14

demons, the dead vampire zombies, you name it!

9:16

That's always six or seven, at least. I

9:19

started studying the afterlife demons, the devil,

9:21

and evil when I was much

9:23

younger. That happens when you

9:25

have a mother who beats the holy word

9:27

into your head with one fist and manipulates

9:30

and abuses you with the other. To

9:33

be fair, she was certifiable, but that's

9:35

a story for another time. So

9:38

I approached the board and asked it what

9:41

it meant by, "'No.'" It

9:43

replied, "'You.'" What

9:47

it turned out, the

9:49

spirit wanted, was me to trade places with

9:51

the second boy. I did. I

9:54

sat across from the guy who had gotten out

9:57

the board to begin with. He

9:59

looked at me and spoke with me. look low enough that only I

10:01

could hear him. You're a believer."

10:04

I just smiled, ran my fingers

10:06

over his and gestured to the

10:08

board. Shall we? When

10:11

the planchette moved to yes before

10:13

we could touch it, I laughed. He

10:17

looked decidedly uncomfortable, but

10:19

he put his hands on the side of the planchette and

10:21

waited. I placed my

10:23

fingers near his on the planchette. I

10:27

took a deep breath, centering

10:30

myself, blocking gazes

10:32

with him. I smirked

10:34

and slid my fingers back a little way.

10:38

Are you a demon? The

10:40

board went to yes. What do

10:42

you want with us? Free!

10:46

I shook my head. No! I

10:49

felt the planchette starting to fight us. You

10:52

may try to tell me you have good intentions.

10:54

You may try to tell me that you only

10:56

want to be helpful. I will never believe a

10:58

demon. Only wicked things

11:01

come from the spawn of hell. At

11:05

that point the room fell silent and the

11:07

planchette stopped moving. The

11:09

guy across from me was sweating bullets and

11:12

staring at me as if to ask what I

11:14

was doing. I shrugged. So

11:17

I asked carefully, are you going to try to

11:19

lie to us and tell us you only want

11:21

to help us and be our friend? Are you

11:24

going to promise us our heart's desire if only

11:26

we'll do a small favor for you? I

11:29

winked at the guy across from me. I

11:31

didn't think so. It's time for

11:33

you to go and us to say goodbye.

11:37

The planchette hurriedly spelled out,

11:40

wait. Well

11:44

need help. I

11:46

frowned at this and scoffed that

11:49

my mind was going 100 miles an hour. People

11:52

in hell want ice water. What's your point? Please?

11:57

I blew out of breath. I

12:00

steeled myself for what my natural response

12:02

was and said, Not tonight, we'll

12:04

speak again. In my

12:06

head I kept up the dialogue, but I hoped

12:08

that none of it was betraying my

12:11

eyes. If

12:15

you honestly want to help, come

12:17

to me again without the aid

12:19

of this board, and I'll do the Christian

12:21

thing and help you. And if you're lying to me,

12:24

burning in hell will be the least of your worries. At

12:28

that point I felt a hand on the back of

12:30

my neck and the planchette moved to the goodbye position.

12:34

The guy stared at me in silence. I just

12:36

sat there staring at my hands for what I

12:38

don't know how long. I

12:41

vaguely heard kids behind us saying

12:43

how stupid it was that we

12:45

had been moving the planchette. The

12:48

guy, I couldn't quite meet his eyes, started

12:51

putting the weight aboard. You

12:54

were amazing, I shrugged. I didn't

12:57

let anyone push me around. And

13:00

he or it was being pushy. He

13:02

was leading the two of you around by the

13:05

nose. He

13:08

did a classic guy move on me, slipping his

13:10

fingers under my chin and lifting my head. When

13:12

I looked him in the eyes, I swear I thought he was going to

13:15

kiss me. Now

13:18

not that I would have been opposed, because let's

13:20

face it, he was a great looking guy. When

13:23

I looked deep into his eyes, I got the creepiest feeling. His

13:26

hand was on my shoulder by then, and he

13:28

was backing me towards the wall. I

13:32

was just spry and weary and more

13:34

than used to getting myself out of

13:36

sticky situations. I let him

13:38

get close to the

13:41

wall before I reversed our positions and pressed

13:43

my fingers against his lips. Don't

13:46

talk, just listen. I

13:48

recited the Lord's prayer silently so no one else

13:50

would overhear and whisper it in his ear that

13:52

if the demon didn't release him, I

13:55

wouldn't help it. The guy

13:57

stiffened, looked down at me. Shaking

14:01

my hands off, he gave me a weird look and

14:04

told me that I was creepy, muttered a

14:06

happy Halloween, and blended off

14:08

into the crowd. The

14:10

party lasted for three more hours before it started

14:13

breaking up. It was well after midnight

14:15

by the time we got home. I

14:17

had rather interesting dreams at night courtesy of

14:19

the demon. It wasn't far away

14:21

from me for long. When I woke

14:24

up the next morning, my bed was in shambles. It

14:26

looked like I had thrown a pack of crazed weasels

14:28

into it and let them go to town. After

14:31

I finished my morning rituals of cleaning, changing

14:34

clothes, and teasing my oldest cousin, I

14:36

wandered outside to be alone. I

14:39

could usually guarantee that I'd be left

14:41

alone outside. I think my

14:43

cousins were allergic to sunlight. I

14:45

wandered about in the yard until I was in a

14:48

secluded part away from prying eyes

14:50

and ears. Then I waited. I

14:52

didn't have long to wait, though. I

14:54

felt the hand on the back of my neck again. Are

14:58

you ready to talk to me straight? I

15:00

heard the voice in my head. You

15:03

are bold to talk to me like this, little one. I

15:06

think I snorted. I don't remember. I

15:09

cut right to the chase. You said you needed help.

15:12

I felt the skitter of what could only

15:14

be described as sharp fingernails over the back

15:16

of my neck. And

15:19

you will help me, won't you, little one? Maybe

15:23

that depends on if you are honest with me and trust

15:25

me. I know a lie when I hear it. I

15:28

was already pretty sure that the demon was lying to me and

15:30

just wanted to use me. I

15:32

didn't trust blindly. It

15:35

got me, in a way, in

15:37

too much trouble. So

15:39

I waited. Eventually, after

15:42

a long while of neck-pedding and annoying silence,

15:44

I began to pray. Finally,

15:46

after what seemed like forever, the

15:48

feeling went away. I

15:51

never heard from this demon again. I

15:54

was super glad, as he

15:56

was very creepy. I

16:02

was surprised at just how quickly he went

16:05

away. No

16:07

exorcism, no extra coaxing. Maybe

16:11

my spirit, my

16:14

belief system, knew

16:17

that I would not be as easy of

16:20

a target as it expected

16:22

me to be. This

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17:08

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you keep. Obvious. But

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17:15

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17:18

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17:36

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17:42

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18:11

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18:13

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hardware required. Access from anywhere. You cut

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major business processes into one platform. platform,

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by the devastation of war and terrorism.

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focused on healing a nation in trauma

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and fighting back against a dramatic

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surge in anti-Semitism here at home.

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you have and the more money you

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keep. Obvious. But with higher

26:54

expenses on materials, employees, distribution and

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borrowing, everything costs more. So to

26:58

reduce costs and headaches, smart businesses

27:00

are graduating to NetSuite by Oracle.

27:03

NetSuite is the number one cloud

27:05

financial system bringing accounting, financial management,

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inventory, HR into one platform with

27:09

one source of truth. With NetSuite, you

27:11

reduce IT costs because NetSuite lives in

27:13

the cloud with no hardware required, access

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from anywhere. You cut the cost of

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maintaining multiple systems because you've got one

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unified business management suite and you're

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improving efficiency by bringing all your major

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business processes into one platform, slashing manual

27:26

tasks and errors. Over 37,000 companies have

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already made the move. So do the

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math. See how you'll profit with NetSuite.

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the hostages still captive in Gaza

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devastation of war and terrorism. Six

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months in, remain focused

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on healing a nation in trauma.