This is the inaugural episode of Real Slob Kebab, a Real Housewives & pop culture pod! We talk about Gordon licking his chops, Mary wishing death on her husband, and Erika Jayne turning to the B team of her glam squad.

I’m sorry for the bad audio! It kinda sounds like someone’s shuffling papers behind me the whole time but that’s only because I don’t know what I’m doing. Promise next ep will be better!