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this new witch, a fish

1:09

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1:11

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this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are

1:34

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1:36

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Exciting and new. Go

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1:52

catfishing you. Shocker. Fiance.

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2:24

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go! What

2:55

if that happened? I was like, yeah, here

2:57

we go But why would he? He sees

2:59

a picture of a witch. Why wouldn't he?

3:02

I just say that. Witch it. It's just

3:04

witch it. It's just witch it. Witch

3:06

it. Oh, God.

3:09

It'll play really well in Rochester. Uh,

3:12

yo, yo, uh, we're

3:15

back for about 10 days. On

3:19

the tour back in LA. We

3:21

are. This is your happily ever

3:23

after season 8, episode 7. Humpty

3:25

dumped me. Humpty

3:29

dumped me. That's one of my favorite

3:32

title names we've had in a long time. Ever

3:34

had. One million percent. One

3:37

hundred and eighty percent agree. Yesterday

3:40

I was in Toronto. I

3:42

was in the frozen north. You

3:45

were. Canada. Now, lovely,

3:47

lovely, lovely time

3:49

in Canada, in Toronto. And

3:52

now you're back in your dungeon. Now

3:54

I'm back in the dungeon in the

3:56

back where, uh, clouds, whips, it's blue

3:58

skies here. But it's

4:00

60s and as you announced it's cold today.

4:03

I am cold. I Am

4:05

cold the cold snap in Toronto Which

4:10

everybody said it was prettier before and

4:13

then and now it's gonna be

4:15

the 80s next week there Who knows what

4:17

the fuck we're gonna bring to Nashville and

4:19

then Florida. Hopefully hopefully a hurricane just doesn't

4:21

come up like last time We were there

4:23

locusts. That's what I'm gonna I'm

4:26

ready. She's ready for him. The

4:28

return is happening Y'all

4:31

we had a great great time

4:33

in Cleveland, Detroit and Toronto. I

4:36

I think Both Cleveland and

4:38

Troy. I what I will take away

4:40

from Detroit is Feeling

4:44

uncomfortable on stage with my body Because

4:47

I didn't realize my whole ass would be hanging

4:49

out. I did not realize that but they saw

4:51

it all Y'all

4:54

saw it all and liked it. Yeah, you know

4:56

Jasmine we're gonna stay and I saw you come

4:58

out showing your ass and That's

5:01

why they left Jasmine started to vomit and

5:03

Gino started he went blind and they left

5:05

I think you know what they'd left actually

5:08

they told us later is that that I

5:10

think they Made

5:13

Jasmine a little uncomfortable because they were people

5:15

were banning them and they're they just weren't

5:17

she's to it They weren't ready for that.

5:20

Yeah And Jasmine's

5:22

the introvert y'all if you if you didn't

5:24

know we did have Gino and Jasmine at

5:26

our Detroit show They were lovely. Yeah, they

5:28

could not be more Kind

5:31

of I wouldn't say down to earth because

5:33

Gino and Jasmine are never did I mean,

5:35

they're very normal Would you

5:38

classify your eyes down to earth? Maybe

5:43

no, I would say down to earth but keep going

5:45

so you'd be in hell No,

5:50

I'm up in the I'm up in like the ether you're

5:52

trying to grab me I'm not down

5:54

to earth. I don't think that's us.

5:56

It's not we are you want to introduce to

5:58

your family because I'm gonna say something offensive.

6:00

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

6:03

That's me. Yeah. That's and I'll

6:05

say something inappropriate. Yeah. That's

6:08

basically how that's called. Someone, someone, I was

6:10

talking to Michelle from Blight

6:12

of the Day today and she said, I

6:14

may be able to get chat

6:16

GPT to write Southern stories and

6:18

I could just play them so

6:21

you don't have to talk about them. Oh,

6:24

well, it'll

6:26

probably just been, it remind me of

6:28

other stories. I don't know. That's probably

6:30

what's going to happen. You'll talk on

6:32

top of it. I think

6:35

I want, I'm going to get chat GP to do

6:37

a Southern story. So maybe one day I can phase

6:39

you out just to be a robot. You

6:41

know, I do have a little bit of that. Thank

6:43

you for reminding me. I do have a story. I

6:46

went with, I didn't ask. Well, you reminded

6:48

me now. I went with my friend, my

6:53

friend, Don McCoy, who's an influencer and

6:55

I post my godson Whelan and

6:57

we, she works a lot with No Kid Hungry,

6:59

which is at a fantastic organization for a childhood

7:03

hunger in America. So

7:05

we went to this thing. It was at this billionaire's

7:08

house and Beverly Hills and

7:10

like wine. If it was

7:12

great, Lisa Loeb performed. I

7:14

love Lisa Loeb. You forget

7:16

that song. It's

7:18

such a fucking good song. She had

7:21

more songs. I know she

7:23

played that. No one really knows them. And

7:25

then she played another song that I really

7:27

liked. That was a newer song. And then

7:29

she played a pancake song cause she does

7:32

children's music now. Uh-huh. Yeah. She was great.

7:34

Ageless, looked fantastic. Yeah. Still rocking the glasses.

7:37

She has an eyewear line and she pimped it out. You

7:41

know what? That is synchronicity.

7:43

Yes. So we should

7:45

lean into the things that we're given. We

7:48

are. So we, I, um,

7:52

so the event, you know, they were

7:54

having people with nine stories there, her band.

7:57

No, just her and the guitar. So there were

7:59

no stories, not even one story? No, just

8:01

her and a thick string and

8:03

they've been cut. They've been, they're out. But

8:05

she, um, so of course they, they're, they

8:07

did like an auction of some things like

8:09

a trip to Italy and stuff like that.

8:11

So it was one of the dinners. And,

8:14

but one of the guys spoke and it was really

8:16

interesting and he was talking about like kids that are

8:18

hungry. He said, you know,

8:21

he said, we often tell our child, our children

8:23

to dream. He said, you

8:25

can't dream about being a doctor, a

8:28

teacher or an engineer when you're hungry.

8:30

You can't that's a dream. And he

8:32

said it to me. And even though

8:34

I knew this, it like

8:36

all hit me that literally all

8:39

of my father's trauma and issues

8:41

came that he just was fucking

8:43

hungry. All

8:45

of it way to start the show in an upbeat

8:47

note. So

8:50

I was already feeling the presence

8:52

of my dad. And then I was

8:56

like feet, like kind of felt like my

8:58

dad was there. It was weird. And then

9:00

they showed a clip of somebody talking who

9:04

received services and they showed

9:06

several women and with

9:08

children and they showed this one woman

9:10

talking in a minivan from Missouri and

9:13

she was talking and they put up her name

9:15

and her name was Stacy Mar M A R

9:18

R maybe

9:20

a distant relative or someone your

9:23

father's father fucked. Possibly.

9:27

Possibly. Because your father had several

9:29

families or your father's father had

9:32

several families, right? Yeah. Well, it

9:34

pulled me. I started crying. The next thing

9:36

I know I paid $2,000 to go

9:38

to a dinner with that woman who runs

9:41

matzah. She's cooking for people at her house. So

9:43

I'm going to go. Oh, Nancy Silverton. Nancy Silverton.

9:46

She's doing a dinner. I was like, I'll just

9:48

put it on the credit card. I want to

9:50

go. My friend Dawn's coming.

9:52

Thanks. Well, maybe if you wanted to hear

9:54

the story and we're

9:56

excited to begin with. That's fair. I did poo

9:58

poo your story. Y'all we've

10:01

got other big news we

10:03

do I don't even know what the

10:05

news news is ever We're

10:07

recording this on April 25th The

10:11

Mercury retrograde is over yeah Boy,

10:14

she better be She

10:17

fucked me without lube. I'm so tired. I know

10:19

I said that and as I said that I

10:21

feel my floor Vibrating in my apartment, and I'm

10:23

like what's that an earthquake? Oh? Oh

10:29

But so hopefully things are going better

10:31

for y'all because we we

10:34

this retrograde grades taking no names

10:38

Yeah, don't travel Start

10:40

a tour and work your art a tour on

10:42

mercury has been a bastard Son

10:45

of a bitch bastard Anyway

10:48

anything else we got going on

10:50

fucking tour still we are

10:53

we have next sport leg

10:55

three the third leg Of

10:58

our tour it will be Nashville

11:02

coming up on the 7th Tampa

11:05

coming up on the 8th. This is

11:07

all of May and for

11:11

sorry Orlando

11:14

the city where dreams are made of on the 9th

11:16

and Port

11:18

Lauderdale the 10th God. There's a lot of

11:20

Florida cities I Look

11:24

forward to I love camps last time and we're

11:26

not gonna get to really hang out as much

11:28

because it's a wham bam bam, but I Think

11:31

we're gonna have some a little bit of

11:33

time early in Nashville. I got to take

11:36

you to biscuit love It's it's trendy everybody

11:38

goes there, but holy fuck it

11:40

I would as you because

11:42

I consider you a Biscuit

11:45

savant. I know a biscuit snob

11:47

yeah Yeah, so and

11:49

for me they're the best biscuits I've

11:51

ever had and so I want will

11:53

you about that I want it. I

11:56

want to test your taste level against

11:59

mother poodles biscuits Those

12:01

biscuits we had in Portland were really good. Oh,

12:04

they were good. Those are really good biscuits.

12:07

Yeah. I had some recently. No,

12:10

the ones we had that place in DC,

12:12

those were good biscuits. Not even

12:14

comparable to Biscuit Love. Wow. Okay.

12:18

Of course, there's a line to wait outside and you don't like that. But

12:20

it's in a real trendy area, so I could wait in

12:22

line. I don't give a fuck. But I

12:24

could wait in line for the biscuits, and if it

12:27

takes like 30 minutes, you literally, there's so many

12:29

gay guys there, you could go hook up with

12:31

someone and then come back. When we're

12:33

timed, I can just like, hey, we're about to be set

12:35

and you'll play. Hurry up and come, and then you can

12:37

come eat. Or maybe you can

12:40

just throw a biscuit on me and I can open

12:42

my, while someone's banging me, and I can just open

12:44

my mouth. Oh, out the window. Exactly.

12:46

And I just catch it as they're

12:48

railing me. Like that bread man from

12:51

Beauty and the Beast. Marie,

12:54

the mugget. Poodle

12:57

the biscuit. Poodle the biscuits. But yes, we had

12:59

a wonderful time. Thank you so

13:02

much to Toronto and our

13:06

friend and colleague and just social

13:09

media extraordinaire, Caitlin, was a wonderful

13:11

host. We premiered our original

13:13

song called To All Our Queens, a

13:16

songfinch original song by, I'm going to

13:18

get his name wrong. Simon Austin. Simon

13:20

Austin. It's Simon Austin or Austin

13:23

Simon. I'm the

13:25

one who sounds like a porn name. I

13:28

think it's Austin Simon. I

13:31

think it's Austin Simon. You

13:35

know, oh my God. Simon Austin

13:37

is a producer, mix and songwriter

13:39

based in Toronto. Oh, it's in

13:41

Toronto! We should reach out.

13:45

He is credited as a song and

13:47

it's produced over three million streams that

13:49

have played across Canada. It

13:51

was a fun song. It was

13:55

that style of singing, this very simple plan,

13:57

kind of like 2020. 2010

14:00

is he hot? I

14:03

don't want to show you a picture. No, he's gonna

14:05

be gay, right? Oh, this

14:08

was meant to be he's

14:10

young. It feels like you

14:13

better watch what you say. He I don't

14:15

know if he's he looks like he's in

14:17

maybe his mid to late 20s. He

14:20

is very thin with dark hair,

14:23

dark kind of furry

14:25

eyebrows and long brown eyelashes

14:28

with looks like light

14:30

eyes. That's not your type

14:32

at all, right? Yikes. But

14:35

more importantly, I think

14:38

he has a big dick. I

14:41

can't do this right now. I'm gonna be all

14:45

overstimulated. I looked it in the messages on Zincaster

14:47

if you want to click on it and

14:49

then caster where's the thing it says chat Oh,

14:54

oh, oh,

14:56

he's cute. Oh,

15:00

no. Oh,

15:03

no. We

15:06

are we should have had him come and

15:08

perform that live. Oh my god, he

15:11

probably probably would have asked us to pay him when he

15:13

Yeah, he should be paid.

15:15

I don't

15:17

know. We need to maybe he could

15:19

perform it live on Instagram. Again,

15:23

he would need to be paid. He's

15:25

not he do it for a couple Tim

15:27

Horton's cards. Different

15:31

some smart a bag of smarties. Can I give

15:33

you some 10 bits? If

15:36

you'll sing our song on Instagram that

15:38

you wrote, don't think that's gonna work.

15:40

How about a coffee crisp? Maybe

15:44

the guests people were given on

15:47

so I am not giving away

15:49

my maple syrup made my bag

15:51

quite heavy. I'm

15:55

enjoying I'm gonna make some pancakes later

15:58

and eat some some maple syrup on them.

16:02

Oh, attempt to leave. I'm sure you will

16:04

protein load before because you'll be terrified of your

16:06

blood sugar dropping after eating the bacon. I have

16:08

to have a lot of protein before because pancakes

16:10

makes my blood sugar drop. Yeah, it definitely does.

16:15

Y'all, Love in Paradise is back if you've

16:17

been. I don't know if

16:21

TLC has uploaded it onto

16:23

backs or Discovery Plus yet.

16:26

The main problem I don't know if you guys heard about this. They

16:30

blurred guy Luke's butt.

16:32

But in the mirror with his dick

16:35

and they showed the man's full

16:37

dong. You

16:39

didn't know that that's not enough. They

16:42

showed his dog. It's not something to write home

16:44

about. I've got to I've got to tell my

16:46

friend she's gonna be horrified for him. His

16:49

tongue was out. I find out

16:52

he's an actual mining

16:54

engineer and has a degree in geology.

16:57

Wow. So it's not crypto. No,

16:59

which apparently I which I said

17:01

actually while I was explaining Red

17:04

you I don't know if this

17:06

is right, but this is what you're talking about. Wrong.

17:08

You don't know what you're talking about. But I like,

17:10

you know, so I let you keep going. I

17:13

said this could be wrong. I like I

17:15

think that's how it should be though mining.

17:18

Anyway, love and paradise

17:21

y'all. It's definitely

17:23

worth the watch. I'm pretty

17:25

sure one of our shows will

17:27

probably be covering it on the

17:29

tour. I'm gonna be pointing

17:31

to that one. Probably Orlando.

17:35

Do we want well?

17:38

Do we want to or do we have those? We

17:41

can tell you what shows are going to be there. I

17:44

can tell you right now because I've already done it. Are

17:49

you sure? I'm well, I'm looking at it too. I mean,

17:51

well here I'll just say so Nashville

17:53

it's gonna be happily ever after episode

17:56

eight part one. Yep. You're

18:01

right. Oh, I thought you were gonna do the

18:03

next one. And then I'm not looking at it.

18:05

Okay, then I'll tell you. Then Wednesday in Tamp's

18:08

is gonna be happily ever after episode 8

18:10

part 2. Yeah. And

18:12

then on Thursday the night

18:14

with Orlando, the city where dreams are

18:16

made of, is going to be Love

18:18

in Paradise episode 3. Yes. And

18:21

episode 2 will be this week. And yes. And

18:23

then for Lauderdale we're still on the fence. I'm

18:25

not sure. Maybe you're not sure. After lockup it

18:27

may be Seeking Sister Wife. So it's gonna be

18:29

one of those. We'll see.

18:32

We'll see. We will have people vote. But

18:36

they could do a poll. But

18:39

the audience should really vote. Uh,

18:41

instead of the people. Y'all, this

18:43

Sunday, wait, never mind. The YouTube

18:45

live was great. Hope you were

18:47

there. It

18:50

was a whole hour. Wow.

18:52

We do that every fucking time.

18:55

I showed

18:57

my ass. You did.

19:00

Someone in the Sissy Squad posted a picture of

19:02

a poodle with a bare ass. You

19:06

should see it. It's just sitting there. His ass

19:08

is shaved. And Michelle had

19:10

sent that to me a long time

19:12

ago and said, I've never seen a

19:14

more accurate representation of you. And

19:17

I went, I know. Even if I'm looking

19:19

at your face, it's I. So that poodle

19:22

with a bare ass was, I guarantee you,

19:24

it ran whatever estate it lived in. Poodle

19:26

with a bare ass. Poodle with a bare ass. Poodle with a

19:28

bare ass. So

19:32

yeah, Love in Paradise.

19:35

Love During Lockup is

19:37

back. We put our,

19:40

the first episode of it on our

19:42

regular feed, the subsequent episodes

19:44

will go on the $8 reality

19:47

gaze tier, the

19:49

cringe tier. There's some, whoa,

19:54

whoa.

19:58

It's going to be. It's

20:01

going to be the mix the Lallewis have a little bit

20:03

of fun crazy and a little bit of sad. I'm

20:08

worried addiction. Yeah, yeah, all of

20:10

it. There's a good simp though.

20:12

We got a simp in the

20:14

style of Dayante. Alla Dayante. We

20:16

do. Yeah. Oh, we have a

20:19

Nicole Jr. funeral. I don't know. Nothing will

20:21

ever get that. I

20:24

think we can just jump in. Should we just jump in?

20:26

Jump in. Jump in. Uh,

20:32

yo, Gina and

20:34

Jasmine, Coco is in a stroller

20:37

and he wants to run free.

20:39

Um, just watching him chase Coco

20:41

made me laugh. And as they say,

20:43

he loves to meet people and Jasmine

20:45

goes, especially men. I talked

20:47

to the vet. It's a sexual orientation

20:49

thing. Okay. I love him. No

20:53

matter what. And Gina says, maybe that's

20:55

why he likes to rub against me

20:57

so much. He's like, no, don't be

20:59

sick. You are his

21:01

dad. Apparently Coco

21:03

is homosexual, which tracks

21:06

tracks. Um, you

21:09

know, I would love to been

21:11

a fly on the wall when Jazza says,

21:13

is my dog gay? Yes.

21:17

And the vet just probably said, yes, just cause

21:19

what a look at it. Look

21:21

at him. He's a dick

21:24

pig. I gotta say

21:26

though, he's cute though. That dog,

21:28

the Madeline's albino dog on love

21:30

and paradise freaks me the fuck

21:33

out. The albino

21:35

Pomeranian. Yes. Angel. Okay.

21:40

So Jasmine, good

21:42

news, bad news. Her mom does have

21:44

cancer, but it's super, super early. They

21:47

think she's going to be okay. And

21:49

then this is like, we get

21:52

a, um, it

21:54

does feel like Jasmine is like in one of those movies

21:56

where she made a choice and it was the wrong choice.

22:00

keep things just keep getting worse in depressed

22:06

and and you know

22:09

you know my mom

22:14

had cancer in the 70s and she had no chance

22:16

at all and it sees hurts

22:18

really hits a person to see jasmine

22:21

distraught and in pain and it's her

22:23

37th birthday

22:27

which is not

22:29

really a birthday people celebrate with and call it

22:31

a name but when

22:33

you're depressed and yeah but I'm saying

22:35

you don't really celebrate it's not it's

22:38

you know you don't say it's my

22:40

37th birthday and celebrate the number once

22:42

the something seven means you're on the

22:44

slide to another zero the the birthdays

22:46

name number then the numbers you say

22:48

when someone says oh it's my birthday

22:51

you don't you don't need to say

22:53

it's my 37th birthday the

22:55

numbers are birthdays that end in zero some

22:57

that end in fives I'm okay with that

23:00

look I think people can say

23:03

what they want I think this might be coming from

23:05

a little bit of a place of someone who doesn't

23:07

like to disclose his age alive that's

23:09

not true I'm just saying no

23:11

one you don't need to tell anyone it's

23:13

my 38th birthday because

23:16

no one cares well if you say

23:18

it's my 40th birthday that's a carrot that's a care

23:20

about age that's a care even 35 30

23:23

55 anything after 60 you can say a number

23:29

like I'm 61 you

23:31

can say it is that what you're gonna do absolutely

23:34

not I'm just saying

23:37

and by all means

23:44

y'all you're not allowed you can

23:46

say I'm having a birthday party

23:49

I'm having a birthday party or a

23:51

surprise birthday party but you cannot say

23:53

I'm having a 37th birthday

23:56

party there is no such

23:58

thing It's

24:00

a birthday party or it's a 30th birthday party

24:02

or a 40th birthday party. Or

24:07

you can have a sweet 16, you

24:09

can have an 18th, you can have a 21st. Well

24:11

this is good though. I'll make sure when

24:13

I throw you a surprise to really let everybody

24:16

know when it happens it's your 50th birthday.

24:19

Because that's when I can say it. That's

24:21

the only time you'll be able to say

24:24

it with my age. Skywriting comes on it

24:26

says poodles 50. You can't be

24:28

angry about it because I'm just saying what you said,

24:30

doing what you said. No

24:35

I don't have birthdays. I'll just

24:37

never change. Just

24:40

like the C's. I

24:43

go out and I go in and come back

24:45

again. Speaking of never changing, I do

24:47

have a little bit of a life update. I

24:49

forgot to tell you about this retrograde. Yesterday

24:52

the last day of the retrograde. Y'all

24:54

wonder poodle stayed in Canada

24:56

longer. One of the reasons I flew

24:59

back literally was because getting

25:01

into my orthodontist is an act of God

25:03

and if you move your appointment. This is

25:05

ridiculous. Especially now that all these high school

25:07

kids and middle school kids are all on

25:10

spring break and they're taking up all the

25:12

appointment time. This is absurd. Well

25:15

one of my brackets broke off in the

25:17

middle of my appointment yesterday and I

25:20

thought I was getting my braces off. Turns

25:23

out it's going to be longer.

25:27

How long do you think Doc? I

25:30

don't want to say anymore because I want

25:32

to make sure we get everything closer before

25:34

we take them off. I'll let

25:36

you know when we're a few months out. Until

25:38

you're dead? How

25:42

long have you had braces now? It's

25:47

been at least a year. I

25:49

got them in I think January.

25:51

I'll have to look. I think it's been

25:54

a year and a half.

25:56

It can't be two years. No, it's been.

25:58

Yeah. As

26:00

a teenager, I wore braces

26:02

less than that. Oh, I had

26:04

braces for four years as a teenager. Yeah, I know.

26:07

And I still didn't fix it. Well, I

26:09

did. And I didn't wear my retainer. Anyway,

26:12

I'm sorry, but actually...

26:16

No! I had a little bit of a peanut butter in that bracket. I

26:18

need to move on. I need to move on. So

26:23

they... Gina was trying

26:25

to cheer up Jasmine.

26:27

Cheer up Jasmine and

26:29

go with a smile.

26:31

And Gina

26:34

says, let's go to

26:36

Miami, which is insane that

26:38

Gina was going to spend that kind of money.

26:40

I think Matt Sharp probably gave him some money.

26:43

Anyway, Leandro, his friend

26:45

Leandro, her friend Leandro is there. And

26:48

she's already in the airport in Miami.

26:50

She feels energized. She's like surrounded by

26:52

Latinos. And I've never met a Latino

26:55

in Michigan. And she was like, I

26:57

can try to speak Spanish whenever you

26:59

want. Your Spanish sucks! Gina, say, arroz.

27:03

Arroz. Arroz, you know. So

27:05

Gina, you all cannot roll his tongue.

27:08

It's impossible for him. And

27:11

what if she says, I'll show you where to

27:13

put your tongue? He said, you have to show

27:15

me where to place the tongue. And

27:17

that's what she said. I'll show you. Hey, you

27:19

all. So, you all... Then she

27:21

starts talking about... She's describing... She's like,

27:24

one time I told Leandro,

27:26

it was my fantasy, to fucking to see

27:28

my public place. He's like,

27:31

he told me to do it. And

27:33

she's like, so I did. So I can't... And

27:35

he's like, oh, yeah, I want to maybe we

27:37

can do that. Maybe a woman. And then I

27:40

can join in. And she goes, you

27:42

want me to cut your dick off, Blender? And make a smoothie

27:44

and force you to drink it? Beautiful.

27:48

But I left where she said, it

27:51

made one of my fantasies come true. Don't

27:53

worry. I have many, many, many more

27:55

fantasies. I

27:58

will say they are very joyful. So anyway,

28:00

we meet Leandro who is hot Gay

28:04

right? Yeah. Yeah gotta be gay. I hope

28:07

he's gay He

28:10

is he is Need

28:14

to we need to see if Leandro's single Because

28:17

maybe maybe it's when we're down

28:19

in Fort Lauderdale Maybe I can

28:21

do a one-on-one interview. I you

28:23

know he can put one in my one Yeah,

28:25

but you already have a man. It could put

28:27

his one in my two You

28:30

already have a man friend. So you probably

28:32

I'm single he can just I can take care of

28:34

it. Don't you worry about it? I know you're busy No,

28:41

maybe we'll he'll just be a third God

28:46

Y'all don't bring sand to the gay beach don't

28:51

Anyway, he is hot and

28:54

they see his house. The house is amazing.

28:56

He says he's renting This

29:00

guy must have money or something or he

29:02

just got like an Airbnb It's

29:05

a really nice. No, I took it when he said

29:07

he rented it like he rented it while he was

29:09

there for a Airbnb, but

29:12

maybe it is he yeah, it looks

29:14

to not lived in. Yeah, I

29:16

agree that someone's real home so

29:18

they get her cupcakes and

29:21

And her one wish is for the kit

29:23

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29:25

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29:27

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29:29

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feel like a bitch is leaving. He's done.

31:53

He's going to vogue his way across the

31:55

pond. I

32:00

would support that because they miss

32:03

mood all the way. Some

32:06

of you asked about that someone

32:08

said because they keep putting

32:10

the K in Mahmoud, it's

32:12

actually, it's like a German,

32:14

ah. So

32:16

in Arabic, it's somewhere, so it's Mahmoud.

32:19

You don't actually say the K. Okay.

32:23

Like a German, say ah. Yeah,

32:25

Mahmoud. I

32:28

just call him this mood. But

32:30

when you said it, you've used a K. And

32:34

that's what Julian is doing. Julian?

32:39

Anyway, he's

32:41

poor Julian. He's on the street.

32:44

He's on the street and Mahmoud's

32:46

just running around and Julian's like,

32:48

please stop voguing. Please,

32:50

please stop voguing. Don't vogue in the

32:52

street. You'll get ran over by that

32:54

Corolla. I think they're

32:56

on Western. It looks like they're

32:58

on Western, that part near Los Feliz. Maybe.

33:01

I mean, that's where I looked at the

33:03

shop that he went to and it was

33:05

in Echo Park. Yeah, it looks like they're

33:08

right there. And because there's big houses. Anyway,

33:10

he's like, I need to go find a place to stay for

33:12

the night. This is the thing, y'all. Mahmoud

33:16

doesn't feel like – it doesn't

33:18

feel like he's

33:21

doing it just because he's mad at her.

33:24

Like he's feeling

33:26

– he doesn't feel –

33:29

part of it doesn't feel safe for

33:31

him. Yes, and Julian's

33:33

acting like Julian. There's

33:37

a camera crew following him. He'll

33:39

be fine. But

33:41

Julian's saying, don't go anywhere. And he's like, just

33:44

let me alone. Let me be. And Julian keeps touching him

33:46

and I hate that. And so he's

33:48

like, let me be – Like when they put their fucking pants

33:50

on him. And then I

33:52

think Julian needs to work through his

33:55

codependency issues because when he looked at

33:57

Mahmoud and said, can I just stand

33:59

here? say anything. And

34:01

I went, look, I, I

34:03

can be a helper, but

34:06

I've never done that. Uh,

34:09

Nicole, meanwhile is back at

34:11

her hovel. And she says, I

34:14

wish you guys could see that. I'm just

34:16

so embarrassed. It's still all about her. This

34:19

is incredible. Also, she wanted them to see

34:21

it. Exactly. Don't lie. And she wanted the

34:23

last four years I tried as hard as

34:25

I can. When does he have to try?

34:27

When is it my moods turn? And,

34:30

and then she's like, I just

34:32

should have left an IV fund for everyone.

34:34

And she calls Miss mood. And the first

34:36

answer he goes is what? What,

34:42

what, what, what, okay. So

34:45

listen to this bullshit. He's

34:49

going to say at a hotel, he says he doesn't want to talk

34:51

right now. And she said, okay, well,

34:53

maybe that's better. And she hangs up the phone and

34:56

she feels respected. The producers take care

35:00

of him. They take it to a hotel.

35:02

The next day she's pissed

35:04

off that mock mood charge

35:07

a hotel on her

35:09

card because it was

35:12

declined because he probably,

35:14

it, there's

35:16

some international rules where you didn't

35:19

have enough money in it. And

35:21

yeah, she's furious that he used

35:23

her money. That's

35:25

what she's upset about how disrespect and I

35:28

was like, you're really are

35:30

stone cold. We should, we should

35:32

be if you're not absolutely

35:36

appalled at this behavior. Again,

35:38

I hate saying this reverse

35:40

the genders and

35:43

you would be appalled. Yeah.

35:46

Anyway, Miss mood

35:48

is still wearing his flip flops on the street. And

35:52

they're at the coffee bean. You know, that's where

35:54

they are. He's getting a tea and actually

35:57

called glowing plant. That's how I go with it.

36:00

I looked it up and that place is in

36:02

Echo Park. Oh, so they are over there. So

36:04

Trax, it looked like the coffee bean. Like

36:07

the colors inside. Anyway, she

36:09

even says, I don't care if she comes to

36:11

the house with her friends, but I don't like

36:14

the way she acts around them. And

36:16

that, she was acting like Big Shot.

36:18

She was acting like, yeah, this is

36:20

my new fiance. Sure, I'll pour some

36:23

alcohol for you. Although I really don't

36:25

love it. The

36:28

thing that he said that shocked me is

36:31

when he said, I would still love to

36:33

see her. Or

36:35

I would love to see her because

36:38

I'm hopeful that there's possibly a way to

36:40

fix things. And I went,

36:43

wow. He calls her and she's

36:46

like, how are you? She's like, all right, he calls

36:48

her and he's like, I'm terrible. And

36:50

then, and Nicole's like, I was

36:52

mad at you. You are mean to me

36:54

all day long. Immediately berating, not trying to

36:56

talk about what happened. And she yells about

36:58

the card. Yeah, didn't get to meet my

37:00

friends. You've done nothing but make problems for

37:02

me since you've been here. You charge my

37:04

credit card for your hotel. And

37:07

then she says, oh, don't take this

37:09

in. For the last

37:11

four years, all you've done is

37:13

cause problems. And

37:16

he's like, yeah, I want to

37:18

get my stuff. Yeah. And

37:21

she's like, OK, a couple hours. That's it.

37:24

Y'all remind everybody because

37:26

I had a moment of forgetting this because

37:28

she's either had decent Botox

37:30

and takes care of her skin. She's

37:33

40 years old. Yes. No.

37:36

I think we forget that because she

37:38

looks younger and she acts so young.

37:40

Oh, youthfulness is not it's not it's

37:42

not an excuse here. Anyway,

37:44

way old enough to know she's

37:46

showing up like Emily and Burbank

37:49

with her black beret. Like

37:51

she's about to go to a painting class. But

37:58

I just want to like just rip it. off

38:00

because she's so pretentious.

38:05

She dressed because

38:08

she was gonna be filmed and she wanted

38:10

to be filmed a certain way. And

38:13

she's like, some part of me wants to make

38:15

things work and other part wants things to just

38:18

go but he's been on his own in

38:20

the city, he doesn't know. And

38:24

he has his flaws and they're super annoying but

38:26

I still love him. And

38:30

then they had this really uncomfortable,

38:32

you hungry? No, were you staying? I

38:34

don't know. And

38:38

she says, it's strange to me that he has no

38:40

desire to work things out and I thought, how?

38:43

But he does, you

38:45

just completely, you're shutting him. This

38:48

all started because he's leaving because

38:50

she screamed at him, get

38:52

out, get out, we're done. We're done, move

38:54

out of my house, get out, get out.

38:56

Like repeatedly. So mistake, this

38:59

is abusive behavior. This is abusive

39:02

behavior, this is really abusive. The

39:05

next thing she says to him is, where are you going?

39:08

And then she says, you act like you've been here

39:10

for 20 years, you don't know where you're fucking going.

39:13

Basically calling him stupid. She

39:16

thinks he's stupid. I do think so. And

39:19

he said, well, you asked me to get out. And

39:22

then she goes, you're the one, you told me

39:25

you were a divorce. And he

39:27

says, I still want that. Then,

39:30

yo! He said that it's over

39:32

and he will go to Egypt somehow,

39:34

some way and now that, is

39:36

that the plot line? It's like

39:38

an American, an Egyptian tale to

39:41

get back home. I was just

39:43

saying, this is Fievel goes East.

39:45

Fievel goes East? Fievel goes West. Yes.

39:50

Fievel goes Middle East. Fievel

39:52

goes Middle East, there you go. Our

39:55

relationship is over. I have no plan, no phone,

39:57

and I don't know what to do. And

40:00

unfortunately, maybe he and his mother

40:02

just sing to each other. Like somewhere

40:04

out there. Yeah, she is the one.

40:07

She is the one singing. Everyone. Hopefully

40:11

he can vogue his way over the

40:13

ocean. It is a dance remix,

40:15

yes. Yeah, it's not

40:17

a ballet. Emily and Kobe!

40:20

Not a lot here. She's

40:22

just walked off and

40:24

Kobe says, this

40:28

is interesting. Kobe says, we don't need to

40:31

get to this level. We can hang out.

40:33

The problem here is they are

40:37

talking over her. And

40:40

she's like, I hate being interrupted. And

40:46

he's basically saying, he goes and gets her. And

40:49

she said, I don't want you to get

40:51

upset. This is African culture. I'm an African

40:53

man and my friends are trying to protect

40:55

my interests. We've had some people push back

40:57

and say, this is, I

40:59

don't know if we have anybody specifically from

41:01

Cameroon. We have had

41:03

people from Nigeria, people from Nigeria

41:06

and Ethiopia saying

41:08

it's not as patriarchal

41:11

as they are making it out to be.

41:14

I'd be interested to talk to

41:16

some Cameroonians, especially this area of

41:18

Cameroon, which

41:20

is further west where they are. Yeah,

41:23

we don't know. If it's this patriarchal

41:25

and if Emily should

41:27

have cooked them an entire meal. So

41:30

Cameroonian says he's come at us. I want to be specific

41:32

with this because I don't want to call Africa a monolith.

41:36

Well, I talked to

41:38

my Lyft driver last night when we were

41:40

going to the thing. From Cameroon? No,

41:43

he's from Gambia, which is in West

41:45

Africa. Remember what I said about not

41:47

making Africa a monolith? No, but I

41:49

brought up because he was talking about

41:51

his family and he was talking

41:53

about the different names like his older brother. I'm

41:56

not going to remember the name, but his older

41:58

brother was considered a king. his

42:00

older sister had a place

42:03

and then he was one of

42:05

nine brothers so they were meant to like

42:07

support so anyway and he

42:09

was born in LA but raised in West

42:11

Africa by home and then moved to LA

42:13

back like four or five years ago so

42:15

he had both and so I asked him

42:17

because also we were in the car with

42:19

my friend Ned who's a big fan of

42:21

the show and the one that you think

42:23

is hot Sarah Jane yeah yeah yeah he

42:26

is a hot man and so she's gorgeous too but he

42:29

said though I said how big a deal would

42:31

that be and he would said he said

42:33

it would be a very big deal to bring someone to

42:36

marry and I kind of explained the situation I said but

42:38

what if they already are married in the US and have

42:40

two kids I said would you as a friend he was

42:42

like no I wouldn't the

42:45

deed is they have a life together that's very

42:47

different than someone bringing a white

42:49

American woman he said

42:51

but live by her but he said the

42:53

bossy thing would not fly yeah

42:56

and I thought that's what yeah I think

42:58

that's and that's why I hate the term

43:00

I hate the term bossiness being used here

43:02

because it's just a cultural dynamic that

43:04

I don't

43:06

point I don't think it's it's

43:09

outright misogyny like these men aren't saying

43:11

we hate women they're saying it this

43:13

is how things are and this is

43:15

what's worked for us we don't know

43:17

anything else it because

43:20

misogyny implies a comparison

43:24

yeah and so yeah I

43:26

people if these are kind of

43:28

all over about this I

43:31

feel I what I have

43:33

a problem is can't she just you

43:36

know she's here for how

43:38

long just just I

43:40

will say left mouth running and just

43:43

more listening well she she

43:46

doesn't to be talked over by her friends

43:48

but she talks over Kobe when he always

43:50

talks about him oh you spot it you

43:52

got it girl so cuz he was trying

43:54

to calmly talk to her and

43:56

I wanted at least from the edit I was like

43:58

girl just let him finish let him finish his

44:01

sentence. One thing I wish that she

44:03

could say that I wish she could

44:05

would really help just she could

44:07

say I understand how you feel she even

44:10

even says sorry I'm trying to get this

44:12

between I'm an African man I'm stuck between

44:14

two cultures and she doesn't respond

44:16

to that or validate him she says no it's

44:18

like five of them are against me. Yeah

44:23

and she just validated him. It's because

44:27

she said though but you didn't say anything that hurt

44:29

my feelings they kind of start to talk a little

44:31

bit about how they felt

44:33

and Kobe finally says which

44:37

was a good thing he says can you just do this for

44:39

me and for

44:41

a couple more days she's

44:43

kind of like okay but then they come back

44:46

and I yeah that goes out the

44:48

window. Well I gotta say

44:50

that I do yes

44:52

it's cultural and either Valerie

44:55

is getting paid well to be

44:57

an asshole or he's rolling up

44:59

about he's throwing really hard you

45:01

really and so Kobe kind of

45:03

thought kind of said what we talked about

45:05

last episode why doesn't Kobe just say look this

45:07

is where it is we've are like the deeds

45:10

been done and he kind of says that he

45:12

kind of does the friends say

45:14

look when in Cameroon when the men talk

45:17

the women stay quiet and she goes

45:19

yeah I don't do that and then

45:21

she gets a bottle of Jack Daniels

45:23

and boards a shot I think it

45:25

is though it is

45:28

interesting though that I would

45:30

think I would be

45:32

interested is there an expectation of

45:35

men in Cameroon to think that

45:37

if an American woman came over

45:39

she would immediately know how to

45:41

assimilate to their standards for women

45:43

it's because but it's it's not

45:45

about that what I would say

45:47

is their their culture they you're

45:50

you are where they are is

45:52

a matter if you don't know or not you

45:55

just do it they're tell here's the

45:57

thing is the men are telling you you don't have

46:00

to know anything. But she's saying,

46:02

no, I disagree with you. I'm American. That's

46:05

the difference. They are full on filling

46:07

her in on how women behave in

46:09

this country. She keeps saying I'm an

46:12

American, so I don't have to behave

46:14

that way in your country. But

46:17

it's, it is

46:19

the way Americans go through the world, that

46:22

they are Americans first and every

46:24

culture bends to what they have

46:26

to do. No, that's very true.

46:29

Yeah. And it, so that's what's

46:31

being illustrated here. It's less, much

46:33

less about misogyny. It's

46:36

it is, it is much more about I will

46:38

act how I want to, when I want to,

46:40

when it suits me. But it's

46:42

also about what Kobe brings up. His

46:46

friends not caring about their friend,

46:48

meaning Kobe and not having any

46:50

empathy, whatever you want to

46:52

call for his situation. And I'm glad that he called

46:54

them out on that. Finally, at the end, it was

46:56

like, look, if you're not

46:58

against it, then don't show up. And he

47:00

walks away and they fucking, they freak out

47:02

like just like angry gremlins.

47:05

Yeah. I think for

47:07

her, for her to say,

47:09

this is what kind of gets me.

47:12

And I wish she hadn't have gone

47:14

this far. She says, I'm never

47:16

going to be good enough for them in

47:18

their eyes. Maybe they shouldn't come to the

47:20

wedding if they don't support our relationship. I

47:23

think even if you didn't get along with them, I would let

47:25

that go. Because

47:27

what she's doing now is I hate

47:30

the term bossy. She's literally taking over who

47:32

can come to their wedding. And

47:36

that's shitty. So

47:39

she says, though, she

47:42

does say she's like, I think they're

47:44

trying to sabotage our relationship, but I want them

47:46

to come because I know that'll make Kobe happy.

47:49

What? What?

47:52

I'm trying to think about what this this this

47:54

is why I'm thinking this may be a little prodacity.

47:57

What would she her

48:00

mind think that they would get

48:03

out of sabotaging the relationship of a man who already

48:05

has two children with a woman. So

48:09

I guess that's where the motivation

48:11

comes there. It feels

48:13

to me, it feels like her inner

48:15

monologue is, you don't like me, you

48:17

don't like me, you don't like me.

48:19

And it's less about self-supporting

48:22

the relationship. And

48:24

maybe there is fraudacity in it because

48:27

if they really do care this much and

48:30

are this emotional and are trying to

48:32

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48:35

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49:35

they have two kids and... Yeah.

49:38

It just... It doesn't make a lot of

49:40

sense to me. It doesn't. Uh...

49:42

Hi. This is starting to make

49:45

a lot of sense. Wow.

49:48

Y'all... Y'all, you think...

49:51

You think it's all fun? Cause... Ah,

49:53

Rick, you want to win? Maybe they're all funny, but

49:55

don't get it twisted. Patrick and

49:58

John have childhood. trauma. This

50:00

is not John's father. Oh,

50:03

it is not Patrick and John have

50:05

different fathers. Do same mom.

50:08

Yeah, I got about that. Who had

50:10

addiction issues. But

50:14

Jose Patrick's dad shows up is

50:16

like, Hey, you're here

50:18

for a while. I brought some paint. Paint

50:21

for the apartment. I'm gonna do it like

50:23

john. clarify

50:25

something for me. Maybe you understood it. I

50:27

was confused. Ty's

50:29

were saying do they give him

50:32

money to help pay for the apartment

50:34

or they have to pay him? No,

50:36

they pay him rent. Okay, pay him

50:38

rent. When they stay

50:40

there. Okay, got it. This

50:45

is this father's

50:48

a narcissist. Y'all let's just call it.

50:51

This is someone who thinks they

50:53

are owed a lot of stuff

50:55

even though he wasn't really in

50:58

Patrick life. And Patrick is so

51:00

desperate to have any

51:03

type of love from his father. Yeah,

51:05

good. Appending anything else says and

51:07

then he said my dad

51:12

not a complicated relationship. I barely got to

51:14

see him that he retired to Brazil, which

51:16

is not Pat's problem. And

51:20

later on and and tell you this is basically

51:23

like, we didn't know you were coming tonight. In

51:25

fact, we didn't go see my dad either. And

51:27

dad like, well, I'm here because I need to do a

51:30

lot of stuff tomorrow. We're gonna clean the walls. Then we're

51:32

gonna pay we're gonna do everything in three days. So dad

51:35

owns the apartment they pay rent. And

51:37

then also Patrick doesn't need

51:40

to be on a like he has one fucking

51:42

good leg. Yeah. Y'all the

51:44

father has raised several times. This

51:46

is so sketchy.

51:52

And I haven't even been there

51:55

in two years. I'm just like, Come

51:58

on, it's sketchy. as fuck. He

52:00

gives me, he even gives me shmarmy

52:02

vibes when you walk in the room.

52:04

Uh, anyway, Patrick's

52:07

like, I like helping out my dad. As long as

52:10

he gives me attention. Dad, play

52:12

catch with me, please. Please dad.

52:14

It's, I

52:16

do. You

52:18

can tell Tyce really loves him because actually I think

52:21

she's been, you always seen Tyce in the past. She

52:23

can come for him, but she's

52:25

really kind of treating this with a little bit

52:27

of kid gloves for him because she gets that

52:30

this is frustrating. Well, and he's a fucking

52:33

straight guy who doesn't talk about feelings and

52:35

emotions. And it's just like, it's good, it's

52:37

good, it's good, it's fine. It's great.

52:40

And she knows though, that he's

52:42

like underneath is just a ball of anxiety

52:44

about this. Yeah,

52:46

it's just, Hmm. This

52:50

is, this is, this is when you, as, as,

52:54

as his wife, I don't

52:56

know if she can really get

52:59

in the middle of this conflict. This is never

53:01

going to be solved. The only one who would

53:03

be able to help this is John. She

53:06

can't get involved. I don't

53:09

know if she, the only problem is,

53:11

is that maybe not now, but

53:13

as she gets older, what

53:15

type of relationship is he have with her children,

53:18

child, children, like she could maybe

53:20

have to get involved later.

53:23

But yeah, I think John

53:27

could help. I'm actually, I'm

53:31

at first I was glad John was coming to troll,

53:33

to troll them and make things funny. And

53:35

now I'm actually glad John is coming to help

53:37

support Patrick. I agree because

53:39

y'all the Goodwill hunting

53:41

brothers are always going to do

53:43

what's in the best of each

53:45

other's interests more. And

53:48

I was just

53:50

going to say, even, even when it,

53:53

what John thought he was doing with

53:55

Thais there was at least trying to

53:57

be protective of Patrick regardless. So they

54:00

are always going to even even

54:02

Patrick when he was talking talking to Megan

54:04

and throwing under the bus. Both of them

54:06

are trying to protect the other because

54:09

they had no protection from either of

54:11

their parents. And so

54:13

they were only they had and y'all if

54:16

you think about it, it's sad.

54:19

It's very sad and it's so trauma

54:21

trauma informed what I it's not that

54:23

tight. I agree. It's probably better for

54:25

her not to be fully involved when

54:28

she doesn't have to be but I

54:30

would want her to know this isn't

54:33

for you to fix because she didn't

54:35

cause it. She can't cure it. She

54:37

can't control it. And so it's

54:39

for them to go to therapy

54:42

and for Patrick to just learn

54:44

to say no. Good luck. He

54:47

even says she says she's

54:50

like I didn't know your dad was coming. I didn't

54:52

want to do chores and Patrick says, well, he brought

54:54

the paint to be nice. How

54:56

does that how is that nice

54:58

to bring? Because you know,

55:00

I've seen I remember being as a kid, you

55:03

see your dad or my grandpa was the worst

55:05

about this. Like the grandkids we would

55:07

come over and we would have

55:09

to help him chop wood or something chores.

55:11

Yeah, we'd have to do a chore but

55:13

it wasn't like the whole time and also

55:15

nobody had that torn ACL. Us

55:18

it was it was

55:20

kind of like work was to build

55:22

character for us. Yeah, so

55:25

you wouldn't be lazy. And that

55:27

that was the idea because that was so you

55:30

would know how much hard work goes into things

55:32

and being from where we

55:34

grew up being lazy is the

55:36

worst possible thing that could ever

55:38

be dull. These are adults. And

55:41

also this is not picking up

55:43

pecans like my grandpa Pete had

55:45

me do this is painting an

55:48

entire apartment. What you

55:51

had to pick up pecans off the ground?

55:53

Oh, yeah, cuz he had a bunch of

55:55

pecan trees. And so we go and pick

55:57

up all the pecans for my grandma Valley

55:59

and my mom. and my husband. Did they

56:01

sell them? Yeah. And then we'd

56:03

take them around. Make pecan pie? Mm-hmm. Oh!

56:07

Yeah. So

56:09

a little tequila mockingbird there, and Boo

56:11

Radley was just waving at you? What

56:15

if I was Boo Radley? Oh, you

56:17

were! Actually, I swear

56:19

to God, sometimes my

56:23

childhood feels like tequila mockingbird, but

56:26

sadly, there was no lawyer that ever defended

56:28

Tom. Someone

56:31

just accused him, someone just accused the black man and

56:33

probably threw him in jail. There

56:36

was no Atticus Finch. That

56:39

second book was here. There was a lot of Boo

56:41

Radleys, though. Lot of Boo Radleys. Lot.

56:47

A lot of mayola ewels.

56:50

Yeah. Yeah. So

56:52

Tyese says – I

56:55

was just scout running

56:58

down like a little lesbian. Because Tyese

57:00

is right. As a renter, they shouldn't have

57:02

to do shit. But it's his dad. I

57:04

know! So you want to help your dad

57:06

out, and Patrick's like, he doesn't have a

57:09

lot of money. But I think Tyese brings

57:11

up, it's not just

57:13

this. Patrick is really bad, and

57:16

I get it. As someone who works on

57:18

Code of Fantasy, sometimes you – he's

57:21

way more in denial of seeing a whole picture.

57:24

You're just seeing one thing as one instance. But

57:26

I bet you he's asked him of so much

57:28

more shit. Y'all don't pull over by the way

57:31

they see. I feel like

57:33

when he uses it,

57:35

when he's trying to – when he talks to Tyese,

57:37

somebody's like, I'm just trying to be a good son.

57:40

And in a way, he starts to –

57:42

what the dad does is build a

57:45

wall between him and his wife. And

57:48

what the dad will say, you're such a good son, and

57:51

thanks for doing this for me. Or maybe he never says

57:53

thanks. I don't think he does. And

57:57

it's – oh, God, this is such a bad

57:59

thing. This is a real, this is not

58:01

a good place for them to be in. Yuck.

58:04

Oh. Lord and Alexi,

58:07

tomorrow is the money makeover. And

58:10

Alexi is still apt to sabotage,

58:13

um, as Marlene wants him

58:15

to do. Yeah. Thank

58:18

you guys for saying they need

58:20

to get the fuck away from this

58:22

mom. She's just so awful. Yeah, no

58:24

wonder they want to move across the

58:26

fucking ocean. She's her, her, her behavior

58:28

has been appalling for, for some of

58:30

these seasons. Yeah. Oh, it has

58:32

been. And apparently it was, we didn't even see the

58:35

worst ones. Oh, she was awful in there, in there

58:37

when they were about to move to Israel. She was

58:39

awful. My

58:41

favorite, uh, my

58:44

favorite thing about them, what I do

58:47

love about them is, uh, what I like about

58:49

them is they have like normal,

58:53

normal couple fights, but then usually Lauren

58:55

gets way more dramatic and Alexi stays

58:57

so calm. But this whole idea of

58:59

like, look, I'm

59:02

not doing the laundry five times like you

59:04

do. I'm going to do it all at once.

59:07

I fold the little socks. Cause you know, I

59:09

fucking hate that. It was just such a, I

59:12

think like it's such a relatable moment

59:14

that a lot of people feel like a slice

59:16

of life. Yeah. That's a good word for it.

59:18

And then he says, you know, and you're, I

59:20

don't know how it's like, it's going to be,

59:22

at least it'll be cleaner because you're

59:24

not very clean. And she looks horrified that

59:26

he said it on camera. Like shy as

59:29

cleaner than you are. I've

59:31

met you like makeup is everywhere. She seems like

59:33

one of those girls. Remember when you visit

59:35

scattered in high school and you

59:37

thought you were messy and then you see their

59:40

bathroom and you're like, there's just shit everywhere. Yeah.

59:43

Everywhere. Just banana clips all over

59:45

the counter. I remember that

59:47

Dr. Pepper lip smackers. Yes.

59:50

Uh, so the doctor comes in

59:52

and they're talking about, uh, he's still

59:55

trying to find something that they're like side

59:57

effects, maybe fluid buildup. You talked to me

59:59

about that. to change your drains, which I

1:00:01

just found really gross. So

1:00:04

this is what I'm that changing your drains,

1:00:06

it's not that big of a deal. You

1:00:08

feel like it's super gross. It's pain fluid,

1:00:11

isn't it? It's painless. But yeah, you have

1:00:13

to it's like, it's like a, you know,

1:00:16

it's a drain of fluid and you have

1:00:18

to they kind of look like little like

1:00:20

boob implants. And they they're annoying because you

1:00:22

kind of safety pin them to your clothes.

1:00:24

But you have to drain them every

1:00:27

two or three times a day and then write

1:00:30

down how much fluid is in it. And

1:00:35

then but

1:00:38

you have to do it for the inflammation.

1:00:40

Otherwise, fluid can build up cause inflammation. What

1:00:42

is the fluid? I

1:00:46

don't know that's just like I

1:00:50

remember my doctor told me it's like preventing it in

1:00:52

between one of the layers of No,

1:00:55

Glenn, that fluid actually wants to go in between

1:00:57

a layer of your skin and your muscle, I

1:00:59

believe more the

1:01:03

because I thought yeah, they were taking it something

1:01:05

out and the fluid would seal the face. Well,

1:01:08

anyway, y'all, Lauren's ready. She's like,

1:01:10

I'm set on it. I'm gonna do this. I'm

1:01:12

hitting the pressure and putting Alexi but I'm gonna

1:01:14

do it. Although she's had

1:01:16

like a legit concern. I've had friends that

1:01:19

have had this done where because

1:01:21

of having children and things like that, they can't hold

1:01:24

their bladder and then they're peeing themselves. So it will

1:01:26

fix that. I think they

1:01:28

should let her let her do her let

1:01:30

her have her if she's her bucking body. Let her

1:01:33

do a book from what you well to his

1:01:35

credit. She says I've committed to this. I'm set

1:01:37

on it. He said, well now I've got nothing

1:01:39

else to do but support you. And I was

1:01:41

like good, good husband. He's just trying to find

1:01:44

like a more, like a more soft pedal

1:01:46

way to do it. When

1:01:49

this is honestly, this is

1:01:51

common in so many

1:01:53

relationships where you know, one person's

1:01:55

against something and they're like, I

1:01:57

can't really say anything because it'll be

1:01:59

World War III. So I'm

1:02:02

just gonna find a soft

1:02:04

pedal way to do it. Yeah, I

1:02:06

can't say a word. Let's

1:02:08

move on, y'all, to Mitra

1:02:13

Baho Espruja, Literal Mente and

1:02:15

Manuel. Oh, this

1:02:18

continues to be one of the

1:02:20

highlights of Happily Ever After for

1:02:22

me. I

1:02:24

just wanna say, all of

1:02:26

this drama, this hand-ringing,

1:02:29

this fretting about

1:02:31

being a fucking witch, could

1:02:36

all be vaporized if

1:02:38

you could call yourself a different

1:02:40

word than a bruja. Yeah,

1:02:43

I agree. Which is not really what

1:02:45

she is. It

1:02:47

is actually, she is not a evil

1:02:50

crone, which is what

1:02:52

the word bruja means. I

1:02:54

actually think it's

1:02:57

not for us to say what she is

1:02:59

or dictate to tell her she's using the

1:03:01

wrong word. She can make that

1:03:03

up however she wants, but I'm agreeing with

1:03:06

you. And don't

1:03:08

use that word because be

1:03:11

smart enough to recognize it's not gonna

1:03:13

get you anywhere. It's not gonna get

1:03:15

you anywhere with him. It's not gonna get

1:03:17

you anywhere with his family. Because one

1:03:20

thing that I was impressed by, Ashley, because

1:03:22

this guy came, asked

1:03:24

her, Uncle Leo!

1:03:27

Uncle Leo. From Seinfeld.

1:03:30

Jerry, hello! I

1:03:32

do remember, because didn't he have a wife

1:03:35

that played on the show too? His wife?

1:03:37

Oh wait, no, that's Jerry's mom. I love

1:03:39

the actress that played Jerry's mom. She was

1:03:41

great, not helpful. Anyway, this

1:03:43

guy comes up to her, talking about

1:03:45

this, and she played the game. She

1:03:48

didn't like, she swallowed some

1:03:50

things and said things different. Yeah.

1:03:54

There's a difference of hiding who you are. Yes.

1:03:58

Keep going, keep going. Hiding who you

1:04:00

are. And I think that gets triggered because

1:04:03

she feels like Manuel doesn't in their

1:04:05

own private life, doesn't validate that part

1:04:07

of her. So that can feel real.

1:04:09

And I get that. But then, but

1:04:12

when you go outside, there's a, you don't have

1:04:14

to hide who you are, but you can just

1:04:16

show that you, that this

1:04:19

guy was really intense. And

1:04:21

it really, I think shocked her like,

1:04:23

Oh, man. Well, wasn't fucking kidding about

1:04:25

his family. If I say anything about

1:04:27

being a witch, they're going to freak

1:04:30

the fuck out. Well, the

1:04:32

thing is she loves saying she's a

1:04:34

witch because that ruffles people's feathers. She

1:04:36

likes, she likes the reaction she gets

1:04:39

from it. It's like

1:04:41

that hairdresser on seeking sister

1:04:43

wise. Exactly. That's her whole

1:04:46

personality is causing talk

1:04:48

and causing controversy over being

1:04:50

a witch. And if

1:04:52

she doesn't like, if she can't

1:04:54

cause controversy, she's not really happy

1:04:56

about it. It's, it feels

1:04:59

boring to her. So she

1:05:01

doesn't want to call herself a Quiranada

1:05:03

or Quiranada or something like that. I'm

1:05:05

always get that wrong, but that's exactly

1:05:07

what she is. And that

1:05:09

was, that's how it would be said in Spanish.

1:05:13

So it's like, it's,

1:05:16

it's the hard headed instinct

1:05:18

to try to try to

1:05:20

make a good impression, but still want to piss

1:05:22

people off a little bit. And

1:05:25

I can't help you could only

1:05:27

help yourself with that. That's

1:05:29

why it just feels so stupid

1:05:32

to me. Yeah. I

1:05:35

hope they dropped this storyline after

1:05:37

this season because it was a big

1:05:39

part of season one and it never

1:05:42

really materialized. Well, I

1:05:44

hope they don't drop necessarily the word.

1:05:46

I don't ever want them to drop

1:05:49

a man. Well, rolling his eyes because

1:05:51

Ashley's making him doing some ceremony

1:05:53

by a black Walnut tree in the middle

1:05:56

of the night. That I need forever, but

1:05:58

just her identity as a. Bruja,

1:06:01

her identity as a witch. And

1:06:04

she says, and he says,

1:06:08

and she basically, she actually, the thing

1:06:10

about it is, she understands, she's like,

1:06:13

he has a problem with the word

1:06:15

witch. Because

1:06:17

fundamentally, it's not what it

1:06:19

means for him. And

1:06:23

he hears Bruja and thinks broomsticks and a

1:06:25

long crooked nose. Yes! Well,

1:06:27

she says, it's 2023, a witch is not a person who rides on

1:06:30

a broomstick. And

1:06:32

Manuel's like, you drive a car. A

1:06:36

modern witch. Even she laughed. She

1:06:39

does laugh. And then Manuel says, I

1:06:41

don't want you to say that word. And she

1:06:44

goes, don't try to control me. So

1:06:46

now it's a symptom of

1:06:48

him trying to control her.

1:06:53

Well, you know what part of it is too? I'm

1:06:56

just kind of imagining, just knowing

1:06:58

a bit about Ashley and seeing this. Because when

1:07:01

we get with Uncle Leo, she

1:07:04

softens because she sees the reality. And

1:07:06

she cares about him. What's happened

1:07:09

probably to Ashley, she's been fucked

1:07:11

over by so many guys who've

1:07:13

gaslit and lied to her. And

1:07:16

so she doesn't believe. We know

1:07:18

they talk about it. That comes from all

1:07:20

this trust issue about Manuel. He does some

1:07:22

things. He is very secretive. But

1:07:25

at the same time, she

1:07:27

puts a lot of

1:07:29

her mistrust issues from past boyfriends onto

1:07:31

him. And then what

1:07:33

that does for her, girl, but then

1:07:36

you look like having egg on your face

1:07:38

because you meet Uncle Leo who's immediately like,

1:07:41

Maria, Mary. And you go, ugh.

1:07:44

Yeah, he's like that. And

1:07:46

anyway, they walk in to

1:07:48

see Uncle Leopoldo, but they

1:07:50

keep calling him Uncle Leo,

1:07:53

Theo Leo. And

1:07:55

he's so happy. And Manuel is so happy

1:07:57

to meet him. He hasn't seen him in seven years. And

1:08:01

when he said we talk all the time, we usually

1:08:03

talk several times a week, and again you go see

1:08:05

her go, oh, oh Because

1:08:08

she doesn't believe Anything

1:08:10

he says cuz she can't yeah That's

1:08:13

what I think if I was Manuel. I

1:08:15

think that would be the one thing for

1:08:17

me where he does get frustrated after a

1:08:19

while He's like you don't

1:08:21

trust me anything. I say you

1:08:23

won't ever believe me and if I was

1:08:25

him I would say so Knowing

1:08:28

this that this is coming from your past.

1:08:30

How do we move forward if

1:08:32

you don't ever trust anything I say

1:08:35

How do we move forward? What

1:08:38

do you think her response would be? I? Don't

1:08:42

think she's in a place of I think

1:08:45

she doesn't I think she actually doesn't

1:08:47

trust herself. I agree and

1:08:49

so that she's got to build that up before

1:08:51

she can try to

1:08:54

even Have

1:08:56

any expectation of trust within a

1:08:59

relationship. Yeah, but I In

1:09:02

relationships I've been in I've had I've had

1:09:04

some issues where and even when I haven't

1:09:07

and to answer your question By the way, I think her response would

1:09:09

be not good to that Yeah, but

1:09:11

people people have expected that I wasn't

1:09:14

being truthful with them Mm-hmm,

1:09:17

even though I'm like Ben. Well, I don't

1:09:19

talk about everything I'm doing But

1:09:21

like and I don't mean this is coming at you like

1:09:23

it's very much in your Enneagram for thing You don't often

1:09:26

do sometimes feel like people aren't being trustworthy

1:09:28

with you Not

1:09:32

really I Take

1:09:34

a lot of stuff for base value if they

1:09:36

tell me that I'm assuming that if not I'll

1:09:38

handle it then I tell

1:09:40

you shit all the time and you act

1:09:42

like I have a secret agenda and get

1:09:44

mad at me about Literally not but I'm

1:09:47

not in a relationship with you But our

1:09:49

Enneagram thing even said that said that at

1:09:51

four will be distrustful of a tooth Sincerity

1:09:56

cuz you're not really trustworthy Yeah,

1:10:00

yeah, yeah One

1:10:06

thing people say about me Matt Maher

1:10:08

not trustworthy You thought

1:10:11

that you're not trustworthy It's

1:10:15

just that you're I'm

1:10:18

thinking a couple sometimes you don't think so you

1:10:20

don't think bar enough ahead And

1:10:24

I'm trying and I'm and I'm I'm

1:10:26

thinking too far ahead Guess

1:10:31

we'll let sleeping dogs fuck Anyway

1:10:35

they even dogs fuck

1:10:38

so Later

1:10:40

later on he's been here for 30 years. He's

1:10:42

been here from Ecuador and And

1:10:45

Ashley says I want to know

1:10:47

you more and he's like, of course The

1:10:50

woman comes for the man's rib Blah

1:10:53

blah blah and talk about Bible and you should hear go. Oh

1:10:56

My god, he's a Jesus freak and he

1:10:58

follows us. Do you believe in Maria and

1:11:00

she goes Maria? my

1:11:03

really You mean the one

1:11:05

who sells tamales down our street? He's

1:11:09

like no Maria and men was like

1:11:13

He's like Virginia Virginia Bergenie

1:11:16

and she is like, huh?

1:11:18

What's that word? I'm like bitch even I

1:11:21

know that's virgin And at one

1:11:23

point he's like are you religious and she's like Como

1:11:26

se dice I work in spirituality

1:11:28

help it with energy astrology and

1:11:30

he goes terrible Oh,

1:11:32

I don't believe that only only in the but solo

1:11:35

then they love in and But

1:11:38

the main thing is believe in the guy's like yeah Cuz

1:11:46

he says trust in God and she says without

1:11:48

him we are nothing She's

1:11:51

the thing is using her

1:11:53

the universe for God, but

1:11:55

here's the thing though more

1:11:58

family members of his she

1:12:00

meets the more Manuel is

1:12:02

just going to chalk up wins in

1:12:05

his column of saying,

1:12:07

holy fuck, all my family is

1:12:09

like this. Maybe saying that I'm

1:12:11

a Bruja isn't the best idea.

1:12:14

And look,

1:12:17

it's the best thing that can happen. You

1:12:20

don't always need to tell people

1:12:22

your beliefs, even your own family.

1:12:24

Do you think when

1:12:27

I go home, not

1:12:29

boundary, but also your own

1:12:33

safety and identity. Do you think

1:12:35

when I go home to Oklahoma,

1:12:37

I'm talking to aunt Peggy about

1:12:39

doing tarot cards and my astrology

1:12:41

app. No, she would totally

1:12:44

start thinking I

1:12:46

was like worshiping Satan and start

1:12:48

praying for me. And then like, they

1:12:51

don't need to know my, when I

1:12:53

tell her you do tarot cards. No.

1:12:55

And honestly, if she, if they probably

1:12:58

asked me my beliefs, I probably lie

1:13:00

and say, I'm, I'm, you know, a

1:13:02

big believer of this and that just

1:13:04

because I don't interact with them

1:13:06

that much. It's different if somebody is in your

1:13:09

daily life, but Ashley is not

1:13:11

going to see these people that

1:13:13

I know that's the same like

1:13:16

two or three times a year.

1:13:18

Anyway, he says, man.

1:13:20

Well says everyone, maybe I'm wrong. Come at me about that.

1:13:22

The thing about this is Manuel even says trying

1:13:24

to kind of help things along, you know,

1:13:27

he's like, yeah, I don't, I don't, he's

1:13:29

like, what others? I don't believe

1:13:31

in anything else. Manuel says, but you

1:13:33

know, everyone's got their beliefs to

1:13:36

try to kind of help out. And he said

1:13:38

that. So he

1:13:41

was actually helping Ashley there, not

1:13:43

throwing her under the bus, which was great.

1:13:46

It was a great thing. I like teamwork.

1:13:49

She said, I'm trying not to fight and I hope,

1:13:51

I Hope Man, well, you

1:13:53

can see that I'm trying and remember

1:13:56

that I'm trying and he goes, relax,

1:13:58

Woman, relax. Ah

1:14:01

it is like the new age. all

1:14:03

of the family watching the I like

1:14:05

I had a great are you put

1:14:07

as as I said to love for

1:14:10

yourself as least lobbies out. I

1:14:13

will say I'd set up thing again

1:14:15

Ya to disagree with me but something

1:14:17

I think I've learned is is it's

1:14:20

I do something for someone or give

1:14:22

to them and they don't either give

1:14:24

back to me or don't seem appreciative

1:14:26

that instead of actually jolting down here

1:14:28

about what I different and tell us

1:14:30

what of our it happens I just

1:14:32

start kissing to them right? That's it.

1:14:35

That's. All yet it's You don't have

1:14:37

to tell them anything, just stop giving

1:14:39

to them and guess what? They'll change

1:14:41

or they'll get out of your life

1:14:43

A drive on? Someone who gives a

1:14:46

man a letter on? We are going

1:14:48

out. And. What

1:14:50

color my half my hair

1:14:52

color is the shirt that

1:14:54

men well as wearing or.

1:14:57

Is. It hyper color. Is this a new

1:15:00

type? No no I could not place

1:15:02

it in the normal color spectrum.e o

1:15:04

those sexy that with the way he

1:15:06

had costs will be six his hair

1:15:08

and in a guy series and gazelle

1:15:10

most. With hot

1:15:12

their meaning their friends are in for

1:15:14

drinks. As boys they called mad Max.

1:15:16

by the way I thought of the

1:15:19

strip club. she's a colleague in the

1:15:21

spiritual space and yeah, Aaron.

1:15:25

I'm. Talks.

1:15:29

Works with like language

1:15:31

stocks, aliens. Sister.

1:15:37

Does and. There

1:15:39

were a lot of sightings in

1:15:41

Ecuador. His I guess I've heard that he like

1:15:43

I believe it but I've heard about it. Yeah.

1:15:49

And oh wow this person's

1:15:52

as of this person's the

1:15:54

fruits said he looked. At

1:15:57

I'm. woo woo as fuck I

1:16:00

mean to all that, but it just, she

1:16:03

literally, at everything she found

1:16:05

out from talking to them and doing the

1:16:07

light language was everything

1:16:09

we already knew that she already knew. Like

1:16:11

nothing was, and also why are you doing

1:16:13

this in the middle of a bar, like

1:16:15

The middle of a restaurant or whatever. Well,

1:16:17

just wants to like drink and like, look,

1:16:22

I love talking about spirituality and things like

1:16:24

that. But one thing I do, I

1:16:27

can't talk about it all the time. But I'm

1:16:29

like, Ashley, it's like all we, maybe

1:16:31

it's the edit, but it's all we see her

1:16:33

want to talk about. And that's just a lot

1:16:35

for anyone. I think

1:16:38

they know that this is good fodder

1:16:42

and, but they're bringing this

1:16:44

person in. This is where

1:16:46

it's kind of going. I don't even

1:16:48

think, I think even Ashley is kind

1:16:50

of like, really at this, at

1:16:52

this, I don't know. Y'all

1:16:55

were, she does,

1:16:57

she does a little reading for them. She

1:17:15

is going

1:17:32

to interview an alien now. Hello.

1:17:36

Hello. Aily, is it Mr. Miss are

1:17:39

just alien. I am

1:17:41

not, I am not using

1:17:43

your, your sentimental programs.

1:17:47

It begins with a Y and ends

1:17:49

with a Kerplux. Okay.

1:17:54

So Miss, well, person, you may call me,

1:17:56

you may call me. Harvey.

1:18:01

Harvey. Harvey. In your

1:18:03

language. Okay, Harvey. Yes.

1:18:09

Why are you showing up today, Harvey,

1:18:11

in the middle of our podcast? Well,

1:18:13

I was told to

1:18:15

come and see you as

1:18:18

I was brought into the

1:18:21

language. Yes. Oh,

1:18:24

for this couple. And Manuel and... Ruha.

1:18:29

What do you think? By the way, Poodle's

1:18:31

gone somewhere. Is he

1:18:33

being probed right now? Oh,

1:18:36

we are probing him good, but we've

1:18:38

lost four probes already. They're

1:18:43

gonna bring in the big guns. Big

1:18:47

probes. Big probes. I got

1:18:49

that. Yeah. Hold on. If

1:18:52

there's no bigger one available, go robin

1:18:57

maintenance. Just

1:19:00

let them know if he screens and

1:19:02

says stop, he actually means keep going.

1:19:05

Yeah, we've had that happen. Okay.

1:19:08

So, Harvey, what do

1:19:10

you think about Manuel and

1:19:13

Ashley? Well, she

1:19:15

seems to have something that I

1:19:17

often refer to on

1:19:19

the planet Richteron as... You'd

1:19:27

have to pronounce it correctly. I'd have

1:19:29

to swallow your human tongue. Okay.

1:19:33

So, but what could you translate? What

1:19:36

would that mean in English language?

1:19:40

She's not to deal

1:19:42

with. Oh, okay. It's

1:19:45

a very complex thing on

1:19:47

the Richteron. Oh, okay. What

1:19:50

advice would you give to them to

1:19:52

make things better? Well,

1:19:55

she could always

1:19:58

cut off. He

1:20:00

had. And then

1:20:02

parade around it and then put

1:20:05

it. On another body.

1:20:08

Like. We do on my home planet

1:20:10

out far. First, Harvey, We don't

1:20:12

do that here. On.

1:20:14

I could just sit down and thought.

1:20:16

Like to normal human beings.

1:20:19

Oh they don't do that here either.

1:20:21

They do often do a less often

1:20:24

bang it out fuck it out. Like.

1:20:26

Aliens Sex to like get over

1:20:29

say no man is now we

1:20:31

get own conflict resolution our we

1:20:34

must look far away. Do that.

1:20:36

We must create the the long

1:20:38

thought they pleased path for rich

1:20:41

based evolution As hard to an

1:20:43

alien to say I don't have

1:20:45

an actual my tongue isn't as

1:20:48

good as he says you're thinking

1:20:50

oval and room and men. So

1:20:53

we sit down and I end

1:20:55

up my hand in another. Person's

1:20:57

Head and men we

1:21:00

say. On the

1:21:02

seizure or law rule

1:21:04

I want to be

1:21:06

your friend. Our

1:21:10

and luggage others this ah

1:21:12

that then every go mighty

1:21:15

his Elmo Five the Alien

1:21:17

to the light is going

1:21:19

back added up in although

1:21:22

no planet will be eliminated

1:21:24

on about a hundred years

1:21:27

of of live on his

1:21:29

side on old cars. While.

1:21:41

Hurt or are you okay? You're the

1:21:44

owner Might have flustered. Oh.

1:21:47

My Oh My God. thousand that

1:21:49

that was like that Time and

1:21:51

Vaseline Alley found success as. loud

1:21:56

as you know when i could have taken more

1:21:58

though to be i asked They

1:22:00

need to make the probes bigger. Oh wow. Yeah.

1:22:03

Mm-hmm. They

1:22:05

seemed a little freaked

1:22:07

out from the STD

1:22:09

test though. So

1:22:11

that's why they put me back. That was great

1:22:13

that we're gonna get something to them. Yeah.

1:22:16

Lovely people. Hope you

1:22:18

saw Ryan Gosling up there. Comfortable.

1:22:21

Comfortable. Comfortable cot. Really?

1:22:24

Yeah. Nice big cot. Yeah.

1:22:28

We'll do a... Very clean. Mm. Lot

1:22:30

of chrome. Gah. Okay.

1:22:33

Yeah. I mean, just

1:22:35

a darryl. See, all this

1:22:38

fruitcake basically tells them... starts

1:22:40

moving her hands. You're

1:22:42

attracted on a soul level, but

1:22:44

the biggest red flag is communication. By the

1:22:46

way, this is... you could meet them and

1:22:48

tell them this. Yeah. I'm

1:22:50

like, I wrote, can we just have drinks? Can we just

1:22:53

have drinks? And

1:22:55

so it's like Erin

1:22:57

said, you know, you... Ashley, you could

1:22:59

teach Manuel some things. And I went, did she pay

1:23:01

her for this? Because it feels like she did. Then

1:23:05

that's where Manuel says, I don't feel like I have

1:23:07

her trust. And I got to say, Ashley completely...

1:23:10

I know. ... invalidates what he's saying

1:23:12

and says, no, I don't have your

1:23:14

trust. It makes it all about her.

1:23:18

And freaks out, is yelling at him. And

1:23:20

she says, why are you caressing the narrative for

1:23:22

me? She's like, I fucking

1:23:25

can't. And then he basically

1:23:27

says, I've never given... He said, I've never given her

1:23:29

reason not to trust me. I trust her, but she

1:23:31

doesn't trust me. And he says, the fault is hers,

1:23:33

not mine. And this is

1:23:35

the thing, y'all, when both people

1:23:37

think that they're doing the lion

1:23:39

share and dragging the other person

1:23:41

along, you're getting nowhere. Yeah. And

1:23:44

that is what both people think right

1:23:46

now. Both people think that they are

1:23:49

the ones keeping their relationship afloat. And

1:23:53

it is... That's bad.

1:23:56

I can't see without any type

1:23:59

of... Couple

1:24:01

therapy, I don't know if he'll go. But he

1:24:03

didn't want to go. Yeah. I can't

1:24:05

see. She actually needs,

1:24:07

does she have, I wonder if she has

1:24:09

an individual therapist. She

1:24:12

needs to talk about her relationship

1:24:15

and just to bring him in. What

1:24:17

she could do is bring him into

1:24:20

her individual sessions where the therapist could

1:24:22

just help her talk

1:24:24

to him in a way that doesn't feel like

1:24:27

she's treating him like a child. I think if

1:24:29

he brought her individual, he would feel like she

1:24:31

was the problem. I will say, I

1:24:34

think Ashley has a better chance of changing

1:24:36

than Manuel does. And I

1:24:38

think if Ashley wants this relationship to work,

1:24:40

because he is stubborn, he is like the

1:24:43

machismo. If she wants this to work, she's

1:24:46

got to really look at what is she willing

1:24:48

to sacrifice on and what actually matters to her.

1:24:51

Right. Because it's going to be a

1:24:53

long time for him to change. Maybe fatherhood will change him

1:24:55

more, but I don't. What

1:24:58

do you think he needs to change? But

1:25:01

besides the connection. I think

1:25:03

where she needs to use a different

1:25:05

word. Yeah. I

1:25:07

think it's much more than that though. Yes. But

1:25:10

I mean, like just as an example where she needs

1:25:12

a different word, he needs to, we laugh

1:25:15

at it, but it's probably insulting to her

1:25:17

that he's always willing in her eyes at

1:25:19

her, making fun of her over which like

1:25:21

sometimes they laugh. I don't know. I

1:25:24

can't tell it, but I feel like if that is that important to her, if that's constantly

1:25:27

you never get anybody who seems

1:25:29

to validate because he could say,

1:25:31

hey, I don't believe this, but I love that

1:25:33

this means something to you and gives you peace.

1:25:35

I get you. Yeah. Even

1:25:38

if he said that, that he's like, I love

1:25:40

that you have this for you. She would be

1:25:42

happier. To me, the trust thing is the worst.

1:25:45

If she doesn't trust him, where do they go? Yeah.

1:25:49

I Don't know. He is the one that

1:25:51

hasn't told her, didn't tell her that he

1:25:53

hadn't told her kids. Like He has kept

1:25:55

things from her. Like That's what that's been

1:25:57

the pattern. And So he needs to change

1:25:59

that. I guess I

1:26:01

figure my thing next is he

1:26:03

says. Look. I'm

1:26:06

sorry I did, I did not tell you

1:26:08

Tell this with you I'm going of. I'm

1:26:11

gonna tell you as much as I can

1:26:13

but know that. We still

1:26:15

do kind of person I am. There's

1:26:17

still some certain things we don't each

1:26:19

have to say everything to each other

1:26:21

all the time. I don't like you

1:26:23

do that, Settle out. How trusts works

1:26:25

for me. Adults don't need accountability heat

1:26:28

out. Yes he does because only time

1:26:30

that we give vulnerable moments of I'm

1:26:32

in well as when he talks about

1:26:34

something that feels bad sad cause he's

1:26:36

here yet it's never. He never really.

1:26:39

He has yet to stab the scene

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and least he has yet to acknowledge her

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pain. And no matter, a win win with

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someone we need that other person to

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be able to see and validate are a

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pain in some way. Yeah, now that's what

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a good chance. I

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when I when I wish I could

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he were and maybe he won't do

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this because he feels that feels like

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he doesn't wanna talk about previous relationships.

1:27:03

I would I if he could actually

1:27:05

say why, why don't you trust me

1:27:08

Could we talk about some things? Why.

1:27:10

Because. Yes, maybe that that is or it

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does. The other reasons why you don't trust

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many relationships that he can it. I think

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that would be fantastic, but don't you think

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you can acts like I think he does,

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but he acts as if he has no

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curiosity about it and he would never ask

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that and bow life. She's a curious your

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life in That upsets her. You're. Right?

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they're the away. I think they'll

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divorce hour intervals. they by yards

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can be rough. sorry all I'd

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die. Really don't believe this. I

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don't believe either of them. Have.

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Smith to It's to Ride It Out.

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he would stay with her as long as

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possible. I think she would be the one.

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Yeah. Or maybe he'll get so fed up.

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think they're I don't think a nectar happy

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but are they happy? I don't think they're

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really progressing. I

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mean, that's an internal. takes a long

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time with marriage scissors. Unless you kill

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a map to the first couple, a

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mudslide gets easier to lose. I've

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heard. That.

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we we did all this episode in one

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was so kind of playing with that format

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so there's not a hard thousand gotten everything.

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are. You

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know, blinds green arrow? you?