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people and I once again like
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to welcome chat who have come
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out here to watch us on
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a Tuesday. Does anybody have. have
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any small recommend. It's no big
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deal. It's so
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small and white. It's small, it's tiny, it's
2:07
petite, it's weed. Mine is
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the very very smallest this week so
2:11
I will kick things off because I'm
2:13
knock on my food and beverage bullshit
2:16
ladies and gentlemen. I want to
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introduce you to a new drink
2:21
in your supermarket. It's liquid deaths
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ice teas. Oh no.
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Liquid death is a water brand. They
2:29
mostly have been known for
2:31
selling sparkling water, most
2:34
of it flavored with very
2:36
clever titles like severed lime
2:39
and whatnot. They're better,
2:41
more clever than that. I
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don't like sparkling water so I never gave the
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brand another look and they're like all edgy. It
2:47
looks like a beer can, they're like metal
2:50
and like you know murder your thirst
2:52
is their tagline but I
2:54
did realize several months ago they also have
2:56
just a regular spring water so
2:58
I bought a case of that and it was really good. Spring
3:00
water from any natural spring in the
3:03
world I'm gonna enjoy it. Spring water is good. Just
3:06
a month ago I realized they
3:08
now have tea. They have three
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tea flavors. Regular, Preston
3:13
peach and armless Palmer. So the armless
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Palmer is a little bit of lemonade
3:18
lemon in there with the tea. Peach
3:20
is obviously a little bit of peach in there. Now
3:23
here's the catch. I drink a ton
3:25
of ice tea but I drink
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it unsweetened. I don't like sweet tea.
3:30
The only time I like my tea sweetened is
3:32
when it is a fruit flavored tea. So
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I haven't even had the regular one here because all
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three of these have 30 calories. It's a big tall
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boy too, that's not a lot of calories and they
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all have agave in them so they're
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all gonna be a tiny bit sweet but the
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lemon and the peach are amazing because any
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other bottled canned tea whether it's
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Lipton or
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the Arizona or whatever
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it would be way too sweet. It would be Too
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amazing. Iraq is girl. it'll sugared sort
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of labored takes. This is just
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barely sweet. It's just a hint
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of sweet malt. Maybe more than
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a hit. Maybe. Disliked a hint
4:10
plus one of sweet to where you take
4:12
a sip it at first you like. I'm
4:14
not even true that's well there it is
4:16
and it kind of comes in at the
4:18
end and I have. I cannot drink enough
4:20
of these at this point now. Ah that's
4:22
very very refreshing. Not too sweet without sweetie.
4:24
I'm an so there you go liquid death.
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And be like sparkling water they got
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Palms of Labor's about. Give that a
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try. I've actually have this before. I'm
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in the and people who listen to
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our outtakes will hear me talking about
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going to a concert and that through
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that venue sold Liquid Death and the
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and so that was the best way
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to stay hydrated because they didn't have
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like like regular bottled water and stuff
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like that. But I'm but the it's
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it was pretty good. It's it's it's
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it's weird drinking out of that can
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and irritating water but after a while
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to get used to it and everything
5:00
so I will go ahead and do
5:03
my small recommend. The was a movie
5:05
that came out in two thousand and
5:07
one on H B O called Conspiracy.
5:09
I'm a lot of people, a lot
5:12
of of of. Praise. Has
5:14
been going towards this movie
5:16
the Zone of Interests this
5:18
past year or because it
5:20
it shows of it basically
5:23
has the horrors of Auschwitz
5:25
in the background as this
5:27
German family lives their normal
5:29
lives and don't seem to
5:31
care about what's going on
5:33
all around. The this is
5:36
a movie that also sort
5:38
of speaks to the horror
5:40
of just treating people like
5:42
objects and. i'm and
5:44
everything this is the meeting
5:46
in which a whole bunch
5:48
of high german officials decided
5:50
that they would answer the
5:52
question of the jewish problem
5:54
or whatever it is and
5:56
kenneth branagh plays the general
5:59
who basically just takes over this
6:01
meeting. Stanley Tucci is also in this. He's
6:03
sort of a right hand man, the Kenneth
6:05
Branagh. And Colin Firth
6:07
is also in this movie. But there's
6:10
a whole bunch of people who go
6:12
around the table. And
6:14
they all have their ideas about what to
6:17
do about Jewish people here.
6:19
Some of them just want to make it
6:22
where they can't have kids anymore. And that's
6:24
all they don't want to kill people. And
6:26
then there's the question about what if there's
6:29
a German guy who's married to a Jewish
6:31
woman? What do we do with them? What
6:33
do we do with their kids? What do
6:35
we do with that? There's all this like
6:38
this talk and discussion and then like
6:40
the very meaning of words start
6:44
getting twisted in this whole discussion about what
6:46
they should do about the Jews and this
6:48
whole thing. Where
6:50
they start talking about terms of
6:53
like, they
6:55
just start making it where, oh, it's
6:57
what better form of birth control is
6:59
there than just killing them all? And
7:03
stuff like that. And then they're just
7:05
casually tossing this around at this table.
7:07
It's an interesting dynamic because you're sitting
7:10
there watching this and you're like, well,
7:12
this guy is evil, but he's
7:14
not as evil as this other
7:16
person. That's basically what you're dealing
7:18
with at this table and
7:21
everything. People have their own ideas
7:23
about what they should do about
7:25
this problem. And this was the
7:28
groundwork being laid for the camps
7:30
and everything that we have heard
7:32
about so much at this point.
7:34
This movie is an
7:38
extremely sobering,
7:42
I guess double feature if you wanted to do it
7:44
with zone of interest. I don't
7:46
know if you would want to do that to yourself, but
7:50
it is a very powerful movie
7:52
and Brana is great in
7:54
it. Of course, Everybody in
7:56
this is really good. I Had never heard of it
7:58
before from the last day. I have never
8:01
heard of this movie in life. I
8:03
would. I would recommend it if you
8:05
are. You know in the mood to
8:07
watch this kind of thing? It is
8:09
a different what we were used to
8:11
seeing it up close and personal. like
8:13
with a similar list or you know
8:15
something like that. But here when things
8:17
are very impersonal we realize how like
8:19
I think you really just seal the
8:21
deal, how evil it is when it's
8:23
done That this topic is is tossed
8:25
around like it's like nothing. And. That's.
8:28
That's. The gist of it. So. Fascinating.
8:33
Yeah, I'd never heard of that
8:35
either. Him man, he'd see I
8:37
buy Love! Both of these are
8:39
small Recommends: I am intrigued by
8:41
both of them for very different
8:43
reasons, but I love Phd man.
8:45
Teach Oh My. God. I
8:48
hate hate Nazis like
8:50
I'm I'm. Very
8:53
intrigued. But but yeah, both of these intrigue
8:55
beats I'm I'm not a little different. today.
8:57
I'm going with a board game that is
8:59
also mobile game. In fact, I mostly play
9:01
the mobile game. Now though I have played
9:04
the board game. Called
9:06
Wingspan This I believe started
9:08
as a kickstarter many years
9:10
ago. He and it is
9:12
a board game about birds.
9:14
Each card is a different
9:16
bird. There are three different areas
9:18
where you play your birds like the
9:20
wetlands, the grasslands in the forest. They have
9:23
different kinds of ness. They have different kinds
9:25
of food they need, they have different amounts
9:27
of eggs they can lay and all of
9:29
those things combined by the into the game
9:32
to give you a certain amount of points
9:34
as you try to beat the people you're
9:36
playing in Wingspan Of what I love about
9:39
this game is there's a chance element to
9:41
it in that you're always thinking four, five,
9:43
six steps ahead. Ah, like what is the
9:46
best path to the most. points like if
9:48
i play this bird here three turns from
9:50
now that's good results in you know me
9:52
being able to have three eggs on this
9:54
nest or whatever or if i play this
9:56
combination of birds they work really well together
9:59
to the every time I lay eggs,
10:01
I also get food. And I also get,
10:03
you know, so there's, there's like really interesting,
10:05
uh, permutations, which my brain tickles my brain.
10:07
So I love thinking about the different permutations.
10:10
I've been playing this game a lot. I
10:12
have someone I've been playing this game with.
10:14
We have played a hundred games in the
10:16
last, uh, you know, two, three weeks. Um,
10:19
so yeah, it's, there's always,
10:23
well, it's nice because there's always a game going and just
10:25
when you can play, you play your turn. And if you
10:28
happen to be playing at the same time, it goes pretty
10:30
quickly, but it's, you know, it's on the
10:32
mobile game. It's, it's nice because you don't have to
10:34
be locked into it. You can
10:36
play your physical board game version of this
10:38
game. I didn't know there was a mobile
10:40
game. Yes. Yeah.
10:43
And yeah, it's, it's, it's a board game.
10:45
First, the mobile game, however, is also really
10:47
nice because all of the different things that
10:49
happen with the cards automatically happen
10:52
and happen correctly. Uh, I played this board game a
10:54
few times and gone like, you know, three turns and
10:56
gone, oh, I didn't take those eggs. I was supposed
10:58
to take, you know, this thing happened and I have
11:00
this card that makes this thing happen. So, and that's
11:03
part of, I mean, that's part of your responsibility
11:05
as a player to know those things when you're playing
11:07
the board game. So that's on, that's on me, but
11:09
it's nice when you're playing the mobile game that
11:11
the mobile game just says, okay, now it's time for
11:13
you to play your eggs. Where are you going to
11:15
play them? You know, that kind of thing. The way
11:18
you talked about this game makes me think you would
11:20
love the civilization games because it's
11:23
all about thinking five,
11:25
10, 15 moves ahead with
11:28
the move you're making now. That's
11:30
the only problem with that game
11:32
is it's crack. It's one of
11:35
those games that gives
11:37
you that dopamine rush every
11:39
five minutes and just keeps you clicking and
11:42
keeps you. Okay. I'll go one
11:44
more year. I'll go one more year. But
11:48
that satisfies my brain the way it
11:50
sounds like this game satisfies your maybe, maybe
11:53
the original board game has, I think
11:55
four expansions now, either three or four
11:57
expansions. And they're basically each expansion is.
12:00
a new continent of birds. So they're taking
12:02
the birds from a new continent, bringing it
12:04
into the game, giving them different powers. I
12:06
think it's the second expansion actually changes the
12:08
game quite a bit. It's a whole different
12:10
board and it
12:12
introduces a thing called nectar, which basically can
12:14
be any food. So the expansions
12:17
do change the game and give it even
12:19
more permutations than the base game. But
12:22
I think whether you're playing the base game or
12:24
the expansions, it's a
12:26
lot of fun. I really enjoy Wingspan. And
12:29
if you play online, my username
12:31
is just my name. So you
12:33
can throw out a game and maybe
12:35
I'll pop in and we can play some Wingspan. But yeah,
12:37
I'm having a great time with it. Sounds
12:40
awesome. Yep. All
12:42
right. All right, we're going to get
12:44
on to our big recommend. I'm fine.
12:46
I'm fine. It's just that you're so big.
12:48
It's so huge. It's
12:50
a good rule, but this is bigger than
12:52
rules. It's bigger on the inside. Is it?
12:55
I'm the nicest. I have gotten to
12:57
the 1980s with my comedies of the
12:59
decade and everything. We're doing
13:01
Ruthless People. This is the
13:04
Zucker Abrams, Zucker production, a
13:06
movie that they did not
13:08
write and apparently
13:10
had an experience
13:12
on this like they had not had before
13:14
with their three previous movies where they were
13:16
able to collaborate and everything.
13:19
Apparently this was such a bad
13:21
experience for them that they'd never
13:23
co-directed a movie again after this.
13:28
So they went on to just
13:30
do their own solo stuff.
13:32
Jerry Zucker went on to do stuff
13:34
like Ghost and First Night and things
13:37
like that after this,
13:39
which was very strange considering what movies he
13:41
was a bit far from before. First Night
13:43
is one of the most miscast movies ever,
13:45
even if you only look at Richard Geer.
13:48
I think Connery's out of place there too,
13:50
but Richard Geer, okay, I'll stop. Yeah,
13:54
but anyway, regardless of
13:57
whether, regardless of the
13:59
behind the scenes being a bad time.
14:01
I think what gets on screen is
14:04
really good. So we'll
14:06
start with our character of Sam
14:09
Stone, played by Danny DeVito, who
14:12
was talking to his mistress named Carol
14:14
about how he married his boss and he was
14:17
about to die and he worked quickly to marry
14:19
his daughter Barbara, played by Bette Midler. He
14:21
wanted the inheritance because that guy was
14:24
gonna die immediately, he thought. But
14:26
the guy didn't die for another 15 years. And
14:30
he has put up with his annoying
14:32
wife the entire time. And
14:34
then he decided to make his
14:36
own fortune. He started, he created
14:38
this thing called Spandex Miniskirts. And
14:40
an idea that we will find out has
14:42
been stolen. And now the
14:45
old man finally died. Danny DeVito wants
14:47
to kill his wife. So
14:49
he tells Carol he wants to throw her off a
14:51
bridge. She's gonna use some chloroform and throw her off
14:53
a bridge. And then so
14:55
he comes home to kill his wife, ready
14:57
with the chloroform in his hand. She's not
14:59
there. And at some point he
15:02
gets really annoyed with the dog and throws
15:04
chloroform at her somewhere in the backyard. This
15:06
dog named Muff. He gets
15:08
a call from someone named Ken Kessler, played
15:10
by Judge Reinhold, who tells them that they've
15:12
kidnapped his wife and he wants $500,000. He
15:17
instructs Sam not to call police or
15:19
media, any deviation from the
15:21
rules and he will kill them. Kill,
15:24
kill his wife. So the next scene,
15:26
there's a bunch of police and media
15:29
outside Sam's house. We
15:31
cut over to the Kessler's. Ken and his
15:33
wife Sandy, played by Helen Slater, who are
15:35
trying to deal with the extremely difficult Barbara.
15:37
They even, they get into such a struggle
15:40
with Barbara who's putting up quite a fight
15:42
in that bag, by the way. And
15:46
she falls down some steps and they may
15:48
even think she died and it's foreshadowing to
15:50
something that happens later. She's
15:53
not scared of anything. And
15:55
She's under the impression that Sam is going
15:58
to do anything to get her back. Gonna.
16:00
Gonna either send the money or he's
16:02
connected with the mob and he's going
16:04
to be able to kick you guys and
16:07
all this stuff. She's quite the pill.
16:09
It's pretty obvious. So
16:11
the. The. Customers then or stone
16:13
define the media hand. The police
16:15
have been notified and extremely quickly
16:17
and we find out that Sam
16:20
took Sandy's idea for the mini
16:22
skirts and that's the reason they
16:24
kidnapped. My, it's pretty
16:26
obvious they are not killers which leads
16:28
to a stalemate between them and Sam
16:30
who wants his wife said and the
16:32
counselors who don't seem to want to
16:34
kill anybody. They're not really criminals and so
16:36
here's the set of as a hilarious
16:38
still may because he but they don't
16:40
wonder that know what the other once
16:42
in this whole thing though it's it's
16:44
pretty they the the things that if he
16:46
just doesn't pay they'll just killer and
16:48
of a be fine and whatever but
16:50
it never happens. There's
16:52
also a point I thought this was an
16:55
interesting part in the movie because. Ten.
16:57
Starts talking about we need to be
16:59
ruthless We need to stop Be no
17:02
being so nice And you see while
17:04
he says that he saves a spider.
17:07
Ah, in the house and
17:09
then let's the spider out.
17:12
And. Then literally they step on
17:14
the joke. I'm wondering if that's
17:16
the joke. Then. The that
17:18
on the job because he's it. looks
17:20
like. Eve. After talking about being ruthless,
17:22
he can't even kill a spider. He's.
17:25
About to go back in and then he comes back
17:27
out and stop on the spiders. I'll I was. I
17:29
like it. It feels like it be better if he
17:31
didn't. Step. On the spider but we
17:34
have a. You. Guessed of yeah I
17:36
saw era We had this exact same conversation
17:38
my wife and I my wife was with
17:40
me actually one of my sons watch with
17:42
me last night as well. In that moment
17:44
he throws up a spider, my wife is
17:46
laughing and saying that as he saying this
17:48
is the my getting the joke you know
17:50
cause it's it's hilarious and then he comes
17:53
out in steps on the spider in in
17:55
it was like will the joke was already
17:57
there like what is this in ice ice
17:59
The conclusions. Into is that we're supposed
18:01
to be drawing character assumptions based on
18:03
this. In other words, he is battling
18:06
with himself. That's what we're supposed to
18:08
know about this character as he is
18:10
fighting for his you know naive at
18:12
a flash you know ruthlessness as between
18:15
them so that that's was indicate hits
18:17
I seeing him not being able to
18:19
decide which he really is. So right
18:22
now okay okay ah I'm aren't So
18:24
then we're back. The Sam's Mr Carroll
18:26
who as a side piece of her
18:28
own googling know I. Love him so
18:31
much. Oh man
18:33
and his first all for it.
18:35
Up at its Feet is the
18:37
dumbest character of the movie easily
18:39
by far. Terrell Higher hires Earl
18:41
of Videotaped Sam killing his wife
18:43
which is he thinks will be
18:45
taking place later at night. And.
18:47
She hopes to use the blackmail to take
18:50
the money that Sam as inheriting all goes
18:52
to a place where the murder is going
18:54
to go with going to go down the
18:56
bridge and see the carpool up and it's
18:58
someone we will later find out of the
19:00
cheaper boys. We don't know that right away
19:02
because for comedy purposes but. It. We
19:05
will find out later that the chief
19:07
of police and he's brought a prostitute
19:09
to this bridge and he's basically saying
19:11
you know what? My wife is very
19:13
quiet and bad I hate that would
19:15
you be extremely loud and she's like
19:17
yes and they have one of the
19:19
weirdest and Wilders and loud a sec
19:21
seems that has ever been put on
19:24
film. Ah if it gets to the
19:26
point where she's hanging out of the
19:28
driver side and he's. Like.
19:30
Coming out with her in it and
19:32
everything looks as lucky screwing around me
19:34
at one point. It's
19:37
just. As
19:39
it is also the how sexual
19:42
intercourse with happening video if is
19:44
pulled an end and of course
19:46
url who doesn't know what Sam
19:48
or Barbara looks like thing that
19:50
this am and Barbara and the
19:52
the screaming and everything and and
19:54
maybe that kind of the boy
19:56
is that it so beyond what
19:58
actual sexual intercourse is it. does look
20:00
like he's killing her in
20:02
this thing. But Earl definitely
20:05
thinks that that's Sam
20:08
killing Barbara and he can barely look at it,
20:10
but he's got it on tape. And
20:12
so he takes the tape to Carol who
20:15
pops it in and just sees arms and
20:17
legs and stuff like that. And then she's
20:19
like, Oh, I can't watch this. This is
20:21
so gross and everything. So
20:23
an Earl who describes
20:26
it at the end, he's like, wow, he looked like
20:28
he enjoyed it. It looked like he even wanted to
20:30
have a cigarette. And,
20:35
uh, but Carol looks
20:37
at it and thinks, well, okay, he
20:39
obviously got the murder on the tape. I don't need
20:41
to watch the rest of this. And
20:43
so that that's where we leave that for
20:46
now. Sam comes over
20:48
to tell Carol who thinks Sam has killed
20:50
Barbara and that he's super excited about the
20:52
media coverage and the police attention this is
20:54
getting him because he thinks his wife is
20:57
going to be killed by the kidnappers. She
20:59
thinks that it's because he's got an
21:01
alibi. And I love how they just
21:03
keep on adding this what you know
21:05
and what you don't know type of
21:07
stuff to every character and every plot
21:10
point and everything. I just love that part. Um,
21:13
at the Kessler's they have Barbara kept in the
21:15
basement. She tries to escape once and they put
21:17
it, they eventually put an ankle chain on
21:19
her. She has a TV downstairs that she
21:21
plays workout programs on. This is as eighties
21:23
as it gets guys. This is as eighties
21:25
as it gets. They're watching these
21:28
workout programs on television, all those like,
21:30
you know, all these little exercises and
21:32
crap. My God, it takes your straight
21:34
back to the eighties when you see
21:36
this. But there's all these workout programs.
21:38
And so she decides,
21:41
well, she's going to be down here anyway. She
21:44
might as well start this fitness regimen while
21:46
she's being held captain, a
21:48
captive. And so, um, we, um, this
21:50
is also the first mention she's, she's
21:52
reading a lot while she's down there.
21:54
This is the first mention of something
21:56
called the bedroom killer, which will come
21:58
in to factor later on. the movie.
22:01
Um, then on the day that Sam is
22:03
supposed to give the $500,000, he
22:05
doesn't show up. Sam has been
22:07
keeping, has, has sort of been keeping the
22:09
cops in the dark anytime that Ken calls
22:11
so that they don't know when the drops
22:14
are happening and, and he just,
22:16
it doesn't show up. He figures if he doesn't show
22:18
up, they'll just kill Barbara. And,
22:20
and of course, Ken doesn't. When we're
22:22
skipping ahead, we see that Ken works at
22:24
a stereo store where he is a really
22:26
honest salesman. Like it's funny. He's, he's really,
22:29
he's ready to screw over people who are
22:31
dicks. You can tell that, but
22:34
he only sells that stuff to the
22:36
people who really like, I guess they
22:38
feel insecure about themselves. Uh,
22:40
basically pointing to the fact that they
22:42
must have small dicks if they want
22:44
big, huge stereos that really don't have the
22:46
quality that they need and everything like
22:48
that. But you see that he's very honest
22:51
with people that he feels are
22:53
nice or whatever. And he tries to get the,
22:55
the, uh, the good stuff, uh, to, to
22:58
people. I, I love the scene later on
23:00
that they show him. This is, I think
23:02
this is judge Reinhold's biggest moment in the
23:04
movie where he's trying to sell the, the
23:07
one guy who's just like a rocker dude,
23:09
man. And he's just trying to, he's like,
23:11
he's like, well, come on into our big
23:13
room, man. And he's like, he's like, this
23:15
is the, this is the big stereo and
23:18
everything. He cranks up this rock and everything.
23:20
And he's like, and he's like, he's like,
23:22
oh, what, how can I fucking afford this
23:24
man? It's like, well, you can't fucking afford
23:27
it, man. Fucking finance. But
23:30
then, uh, the dude's
23:32
wife, pregnant wife comes in and he's
23:34
like, oh, well, wait a minute. Let
23:36
me actually sell you something. And
23:39
I think that's the, that is the conclusion of
23:42
that storyline that we're talking about. Like that is
23:44
the moment he decides, Nope, I'm actually not the
23:46
aggressive salesman monster ruthless person. I'm actually the nice
23:48
guy. And that's how I'm going to be. And
23:50
that's okay. So like, that's his character arc in
23:53
that moment. And I loved it too. It's one
23:55
of my favorite moments. Yeah. Um,
23:58
now Carol has sent the video. to
24:00
Sam who watches it and then
24:02
calls Carol. Now Sam, of course,
24:04
has watched a pornographic film, basically,
24:07
and he knows that Carol has
24:10
sent this to him and he's like, and
24:12
so Carol, who thinks it's a snuff tape,
24:15
Sam goes, I'm gonna do the same thing
24:18
to you. And, and,
24:21
and, and, and,
24:25
so Carol fearing for her life, decides
24:27
she needs to hide out and moves
24:29
in with Earl in his mobile home.
24:32
And there it's decided that they'll make a copy
24:34
of the tape and send it to the
24:36
chief of police, who is actually the subject on
24:38
the tape. Quickly, Sam explains to one of the
24:41
cops that he hates salesmen who dropped their
24:43
price. And then he gets a call from Ken
24:45
who does exactly that, dropping his price
24:47
from 500,000 to 50,000. Of
24:50
course, Sam does not pay. Carol,
24:54
who does not know the chief is on the tape,
24:57
calls the chief and tells him that if he
24:59
doesn't arrest Sam, she'll release the tape to the
25:01
press. The
25:03
chief who thinks Carol does know what's on
25:06
the tape, thinks this is a blackmail job.
25:08
So now he's prepared to do anything to
25:10
get Sam in trouble, including planting evidence. But
25:13
he tells the other cops to go
25:15
look for evidence and they actually find
25:17
chloroform that of course, we
25:19
go through early on in the
25:21
movie. And then compromising pictures of
25:23
Sam and Carol, and now they
25:25
have a motive for Sam
25:28
killing his wife and they take him in.
25:30
And so there's actually
25:33
real detective work going on behind the
25:35
scenes here. There's a forensics
25:37
team that has found out that they have
25:39
a match with the tire tracks of the
25:42
Kessler car outside the stone residence. And so
25:44
they go to see Ken at the stereo
25:46
shop and they're about to
25:48
question him about that. And they even present
25:50
him the evidence and he thinks he's screwed.
25:53
And Ken excuses himself to go to the bathroom
25:55
saying he's got the stomach flu. But while he
25:57
does that, one of the detectives gets a call.
26:00
call and the other cops
26:02
are saying, Hey, we found evidence that
26:04
Sam killed his wife. So they abandoned
26:06
the questioning and they come over to
26:08
the closed door where Ken is
26:11
supposedly like in the bathroom. And of course
26:13
he's got the stomach flu. He has gotten
26:16
stuck in a window trying to
26:18
escape the premises. And
26:21
he's making all these noises that
26:23
make the detective think that he's
26:25
just like really struggling in there
26:27
with the bathroom. And they
26:30
say, we don't need you anymore. We, we,
26:32
sorry guys, we're, we're leaving and whatever. And
26:34
they even leave and he's like still hanging
26:36
out of the window and everything when they
26:39
walk by and don't notice. Then, um, Ken
26:41
decides to reduce his price to $10,000 and
26:43
now Sam is openly asking what
26:47
the hell is wrong with him? Ken
26:49
makes Sam is just playing some extreme hardball,
26:51
but it's pretty clear Sam doesn't care about
26:53
his wife anymore. Um,
26:55
or has never cared
26:58
about his wife. Obviously. Uh,
27:00
now we cut to Barbara who has
27:02
gotten into some great shape. Uh,
27:05
Shin, this is leading to Sandy
27:07
actually giving, letting her try on
27:09
her designs and then Barbara
27:11
loves them and wants to market them.
27:13
They become friends. And this is
27:15
where Barbara asked what the holdup is with Sam
27:18
and the ransom. And Barbara finds out that Sam's
27:20
been a cheapskate. He's, he's $500,000. Doesn't
27:23
seem like too much. And then she
27:25
realizes it's been dropped to 50 and then
27:27
it's been dropped to 10. And,
27:29
uh, she says that we have been
27:31
kidnapped by Kmart. So, uh,
27:33
so we have, uh, Sam is in, Sam's in,
27:35
Sam's in jail. He, he makes bail with a
27:38
$700,000 bail. I
27:40
think, uh, I think it was purposely
27:42
just barely above the, uh, ransom amount.
27:44
So it shows how easily he would,
27:46
uh, he pays that money and everything.
27:48
But now he needs Barbara to be
27:51
alive because he's been implicated in a
27:53
murder. And he's all in the newspapers
27:55
and everything. So now he's willing to
27:57
negotiate. Sandy tells Ken that he let
27:59
Barbara go. Ken is told about the bedroom
28:01
killer by a cop. This is the most convenient part
28:03
of the movie. And
28:06
this is when the bedroom killer, of course,
28:08
makes an appearance, makes an appearance, and then
28:11
Barbara comes back to the residence. The three
28:13
of them end up accidentally hanging him down
28:15
the stairs, much like
28:17
Barbara did when she came to the
28:19
residence. This time the person dies. And
28:22
so they have the bedroom killer in
28:25
their basement, and he is dead. And
28:27
then they concoct a scheme using this
28:29
body. The newspaper is filling some more of
28:31
the story of what Sam's been doing behind
28:34
Barbara's back. She, along with the Kestlers, had
28:36
to plan to get the ransom, knowing that
28:38
the cops will be all over it once
28:40
it goes down. And so they call
28:42
Sam and pretend to torture Barbara over the phone
28:44
using a sizzling sound effect on a frying pan,
28:48
like pressing a spatula down on a hamburger or
28:50
a steak or something like that. I hope that
28:52
burger didn't go to waste. Yeah, I
28:54
know. I know. Exactly. I was thinking the same
28:56
thing. I was thinking the same thing. The new
28:59
figure, by the way, is $2 million.
29:02
That's how high this
29:04
has skyrocketed at this point. Carol,
29:08
once again, calls the chief of police.
29:10
I love this other phone conversation, too,
29:12
because all the things that they say
29:14
to each other just when you realize
29:17
what one thinks about the videotape and
29:19
everything, the usual misunderstandings ensue on this.
29:21
I love this. But this time, Carol's
29:24
like, why is the chief
29:26
being so stupid? They've got evidence
29:29
of Sam killing his wife on a tape,
29:31
and they're like, they let him go on
29:33
bail? What is going on with this thing?
29:35
So they're like, oh, here's
29:37
a good idea. Let's go to an
29:39
electronics store and pop in this tape
29:41
in public and put it on
29:44
all these multiple screens going on
29:46
in the store and everything. And
29:48
that's when they realize, oh, this
29:50
is not a murder. This is
29:52
just a dude, boinking a prostitute
29:55
in the car. And I love the
29:57
fact that there's just this random sound.
30:00
bit. That's my
30:02
husband in the
30:05
background. So
30:07
the plan is for Carol to send Earl
30:10
to go kidnap to go kill
30:12
or to go to go rob
30:14
him when he goes to get
30:17
the rest. So
30:19
Barbara calls Sam on a pay phone. She's
30:21
seeing everything from her vantage point. She
30:24
manages to squeeze even more out of him.
30:26
This is like saying the kidnappers want the
30:28
gold Rolex and the ring worth. And I
30:30
think it's an additional 200 K that they
30:32
put in this briefcase. Ken comes
30:35
to take the briefcase, but the cops are all over the
30:37
place. Ken tells the cops that
30:39
he'll kill Barbara if they do anything. So they back
30:41
off. Now Earl's dumb ass shows
30:43
up to steal the money. Earl
30:46
ends up actually getting arrested. This is
30:48
a great scene because Earl doesn't believe
30:50
there's cops anywhere. And then gunshots start
30:53
happening and he thinks that Ken's doing
30:55
it, but Ken doesn't have a gun.
31:00
But he gets arrested. So Ken gets
31:02
in the car, cops follow him. Ken
31:04
appears to get cornered. He's going to
31:06
this pier and he's like, all right,
31:08
he has nowhere else to go. And he crashes into the
31:11
ocean and the car sinks a little bit of
31:13
money even appears on the surface, which a bunch of
31:15
randos try to die for. And so the cops end
31:17
up doing this excavation type thing. They take a body
31:19
out of the ocean with a clown outfit that Ken
31:22
was wearing when he was doing the stick
31:24
up thing. And it turns out to be the
31:26
bedroom killer in the, in the
31:28
clown outfit. And they found, they found their
31:31
man. The cops also only recover a few
31:33
thousand bucks out of the water. Sam
31:36
thinks Barbara will finally get killed, but then
31:38
Barbara surprisingly shows up. The cops
31:40
think Barbara's been released and she identifies with
31:42
100% certainty that that
31:44
was the kidnapper of the bedroom killer. She
31:47
then beats the shit out of Sam while
31:49
the detectives walk away with a job well
31:51
done. I love
31:55
this. I think you can see some, some
31:57
flourishes of the Zucker brothers and Jim Abrams
31:59
and this. with the phone
32:01
calls, the split screen phone calls,
32:04
with the misunderstandings, and this thing going on
32:06
in the background where Barbara is beating the
32:08
shit out of Sam while the
32:10
cops go like, ew, job well done. This
32:12
is the most rewarding job ever, blah, blah,
32:14
blah. This movie
32:17
ends with Sandy on a beach somewhere
32:19
and Ken shows up in diving gear
32:21
with the briefcase. Barbara quickly
32:23
joins them in the foreshadowing of her upcoming
32:26
movie, Beaches. And that is the movie, Ruthless
32:28
People. What did you guys think? You wanna
32:30
go first, Aaron, or me? Sure, no, I
32:32
can go first. I'm not sure
32:34
I've ever seen this movie before. I
32:37
thought I had, and maybe I've just seen pieces
32:39
of it, but it's one of those experiences where,
32:41
and I guess we're good night,
32:43
almost 40 years from when this movie came
32:45
out. I
32:48
will not, sir. But
32:51
yeah, so it's been a while.
32:55
Man, this movie is so
32:57
comedically intricate, and I love
32:59
that. Structurally, it's so well
33:02
done. It relies on the
33:05
beauty of convenience, like
33:07
the police chief just happens to
33:09
be the person who gets filmed,
33:11
whatever happens, and then it relies
33:13
on so many, probably the best
33:16
example of double talk, I've seen
33:18
in a movie ever where there
33:20
are so many conversations when one
33:22
person is talking about one thing,
33:25
and another person is talking about something completely
33:27
different, but they're both making complete sense to
33:29
each other, but completely
33:31
missing that they're on two
33:34
different wavelengths. Even down to the, you were
33:36
mentioning the police walking away at the end.
33:38
Right down to that, where the policeman turns
33:40
to the other one, and he's like, you
33:42
know, I hope after 15 years of marriage
33:44
art, I have that much passion left in
33:46
my marriage, or whatever, it's like completely misunderstanding
33:49
what's going on on the
33:51
pier. And I just think
33:53
that to me, there's an intelligence there that
33:56
makes the comedy even better. I really,
33:58
really enjoy that. I
34:00
also think Bette Midler is just next
34:02
level in this movie. She is so
34:04
funny. You mentioned a
34:07
lot of my favorite lines, but one that you mentioned is,
34:10
I've been kidnapped by Kmart. Her
34:12
delivery on that line is so
34:14
perfect. And got
34:17
a big laugh in the room. And I just,
34:19
I just think she's really, really,
34:21
really funny in this movie. I
34:25
also wanted to talk about
34:28
how stupid Bill Pullman's character
34:30
is and how the movie is able
34:32
to pull this off. It's
34:35
almost Homer Simpson level of
34:38
like absolute obliviousness. And
34:41
yet somehow you still feel like this
34:43
is a human being in this movie.
34:46
The way he idolizes
34:48
Miami Vice, which is really, really interesting.
34:51
Like he wears the white suit and
34:53
the pink shirt at one point. His
34:55
fish are named Crockett and Tubbs. I
34:57
think what's funny is he's
34:59
only kind of sad. He's like, oh,
35:01
Crockett and Tubbs. What's
35:07
interesting to me is, is I looked it up.
35:09
Miami Vice had only been on the air like
35:11
two years when this movie came out. Like when
35:13
they were making this movie, it was a brand
35:15
new show. Like it's, it's
35:17
wild to think, you know, because
35:20
in hindsight, like it became this,
35:22
you know, huge, I think it ran for,
35:24
you know, five years and became this big
35:26
thing and, you know, really entered the zeitgeist.
35:28
But, you know, what an interesting character trait
35:31
to put on somebody for a show that
35:33
just started. And then to
35:35
have it, you know, age that well. My
35:38
son was amazed by the mansion and
35:40
how eighties it was. He
35:42
was like, this is the coolest house I've ever
35:44
seen. I was like, well,
35:46
I guess, I guess 80s style is
35:49
now cool again or something. But it
35:51
was, it was, it was wild just
35:53
to, just to remember how pastel the
35:55
eighties were and how wild it was.
35:57
There's one point where Danny DeVito sits.
35:59
down on one of the chairs and
36:01
like tries to lean back and
36:04
just ends up like reclining completely
36:06
vertical on this chair because the
36:08
chairs weren't designed for any ergonomic
36:10
reason they didn't look weird so
36:14
yeah no I have plenty more I could say but
36:16
I'll let Jeremy talk for a little bit I had
36:18
I had a lot of fun with this movie this
36:20
was a fun number one note is
36:23
God I love 80s movies that open with
36:25
these drums the semi-electronic
36:28
sounding like when those drums kicked
36:30
in that was an endorphin rush
36:32
for me I felt like there
36:34
were about seven eighties movies about
36:36
to start playing that
36:39
I loved that that immediately
36:42
took me back I'm
36:44
Mick Jagger of all things too it was
36:46
very strange to hear that I
36:49
think Midler's the star here far and
36:51
away and I think that one of
36:53
the things that makes her an exceptional
36:56
actor in
36:58
our history along with DeVito is willingness
37:00
to play terrible people and just embrace
37:03
like a lot of today's stars would
37:05
be like I don't want to play
37:07
somebody that icky I don't want to
37:09
play somebody that in the 80s there
37:11
was a lot more of this like
37:13
playing bad guys for comedy's sake was
37:15
a lot more common but movies
37:18
biggest the biggest regret I have
37:20
is that we only get one super brief
37:22
scene with Midler and DeVito if
37:25
we could somehow have gotten the
37:27
scene earlier maybe before
37:29
the plots kick in where they could
37:31
go at each other and just fight
37:34
and be mean again
37:37
I hadn't I had not seen this since the 80s
37:39
so it was basically like a completely
37:41
new watch and I the whole time I kept hoping I
37:43
put them together in a scene I hope they put them
37:46
together in the scene I
37:48
really loved the morgue scene where
37:52
especially the way the joke beats
37:54
play out where the doctor
37:56
pulls back the sheet we cut to
37:58
DeVito very casually goes that's not
38:00
her and then we show the body and
38:03
it's a black man. I
38:07
knew the police chief
38:12
being the guy on the tape reveal
38:14
was coming but his facial expression when
38:16
it happened is so good I could
38:19
not stop laughing. I think it's the
38:21
single best like moment of the movie
38:23
that reveal because it's held so
38:25
perfectly for that moment. If you're watching
38:27
the movie for the first time that
38:29
moment is a drop dead gotcha moment. It's
38:32
so good. Oh yeah. A couple
38:34
lines that I loved that I
38:36
love early on DeVito's line reading
38:38
of I hate the way she licks
38:41
stamps. My favorite
38:43
line ever. It's just
38:46
so ridiculous. I love
38:48
the line. Judge
38:50
Reinhold says after his wife
38:52
is trying to explain no Bette Midler's changed and he
38:54
goes she changed what did she do have an exorcism.
38:57
A lot of really good
39:01
dialogue in this. My
39:03
last note here is I love I don't
39:05
know why but that last moment on the
39:08
beach where the music's kicking in we cannot
39:10
hear them and they're walking
39:12
away and Bette Midler does this little pantomime
39:14
of kicking DeVito off the pier like she
39:17
keeps the action. I
39:19
just thought it was freaking adorable. So yeah
39:22
I really really enjoyed this
39:25
time through the movie. I do
39:27
think Midler and Pullman end up
39:29
stealing the whole thing though. Yeah
39:31
for sure. And to
39:34
address something you said Dicer I think what
39:36
you're saying because the chat we
39:38
had flyboy say Miami Vice was a
39:40
phenomenon right out of the gate. I think you're
39:43
acknowledging that. Yes. The fact is that it's
39:45
been a year. It could be a Twin
39:48
Peaks type of thing where it's done after
39:50
the second season. It
39:52
expended all of its energy in that first season
39:54
and then it was you know second season
39:56
it could be a stupid joke. Of course
39:58
even if it is a stupid joke. joke by that time.
40:01
It still works, I think. I think people would
40:03
know what's going on, but it wouldn't have aged
40:05
as well if Miami Vice hadn't lasted as long
40:07
as it did. Right. I was trying to think
40:10
of a contemporary example of somebody putting something in
40:12
a comedy like a character owned by a show.
40:14
It would have been maybe the year after Game
40:16
of Thrones come out. One of the characters is
40:19
super into Game of Thrones or whatever and is
40:21
dressing like a dothraki or something. That was a
40:23
behemoth right out of the gate too.
40:27
It makes sense contextually in the time,
40:29
but the fact that it makes sense 40 years
40:32
later was not something I think they could have
40:34
known for sure would have been the case. And
40:39
yeah, the discussion about Bette
40:41
Midler's character being really hateful
40:44
at the beginning is annoying,
40:46
very annoying. You understand
40:48
where Dany DeVito is coming from as
40:50
soon as ... Because she
40:52
is just an absolute firecracker this whole time,
40:55
but it seems like she's always like
40:57
this, but you see a lot of depth in
41:00
her by the end of this.
41:02
And yes, by the end of it, she's taken
41:06
over on this movie and
41:08
she becomes extremely memorable and great.
41:11
There's a trivia item
41:13
in the IMDB that says that
41:16
I think first Dany DeVito called Bette
41:18
Midler or Bette Midler called Dany DeVito.
41:20
I can't remember which one. And
41:23
congratulated her on
41:26
the movie. And then like 10 minutes later
41:28
said something like, oh, this movie is terrible.
41:30
It's not going to do anything. And this
41:32
movie ended up being a hit in 1986.
41:34
It was ninth, I
41:38
believe domestically and ended
41:40
up making like 72 to 80 million
41:42
dollars somewhere around there. And
41:45
I had forgotten that this was
41:48
actually a hit back in the day, but the
41:51
reason why I picked it was I don't feel
41:53
like we talk about it very often anymore.
41:56
And, but it's like
41:58
a masterclass, I think in plotting. and
42:01
doing the farcical kind of
42:03
things where people know certain things that other
42:05
people don't know. Like
42:07
you said, they're talking two different
42:09
languages essentially, but they're understanding each
42:12
other at the same time. It's
42:14
beautiful. Yeah. So
42:18
I just, I watch this movie and
42:20
I'm amazed that it's not
42:22
a bigger phenomenon. And I'm trying to figure
42:24
out what, and I think maybe it's the
42:26
fact that it's not full parody.
42:30
So it's like farce, like it's on
42:32
that line between like comedic farce and
42:35
like full parody. And I think because
42:37
Zucker Abrams Zucker is so known for
42:39
like the full parody kind of stuff
42:42
that maybe this one just gets lost in the shuffle.
42:45
I don't know. I had a couple of thoughts. Is
42:48
Helen Slater like a genuine like
42:51
missed career? Like she's really good
42:53
in this and believable. And
42:56
like I know she did, what was I looked it
42:58
up. She did like the secret of my
43:00
success, I think the next year. And
43:02
pretty much just before that, Supergirl was
43:04
like supposed to be big. It
43:07
was a, I think it was a tremendous bomb,
43:09
but a lot of people who
43:11
grew up in this era knew her
43:13
as Supergirl. And then she even got
43:15
cast in Seinfeld later because I think
43:18
because Seinfeld loved her so much as
43:20
Supergirl. But anyway, yeah, she was great.
43:23
I wonder if like, honestly, my wife
43:25
and I thought it was Meg Ryan, the
43:27
first moment she appeared on screen. I
43:30
don't know if it was like that
43:32
era, Linda Hamilton too. I
43:35
was actually tried to look up
43:37
and see if they like played sisters
43:40
in a movie or something. Who grew
43:42
up in this era and knew her
43:44
as Supergirl. And then she even got
43:46
cast in Seinfeld later because I think
43:48
because Seinfeld loved her so much as
43:50
Supergirl. But anyway, yeah. I think so.
43:53
I wonder if like, honestly, my wife
43:55
and I thought it was Meg Ryan. Oh,
43:57
yeah. She looks a little like. like
44:00
Meg Ryan, especially when she- He also looked like that
44:02
era Linda Hamilton too. I
44:04
was- Yeah. I was, I
44:07
actually tried to look up and see if
44:09
they like played sisters in a movie or
44:11
something. Oh wow. I went to the IMDB
44:13
collaborations thing and now they've never been in
44:16
anything together. But yeah, I think so. I
44:18
think she definitely was on that career path
44:20
where she could have been a lot bigger
44:23
during that time. So- The
44:26
only, there were a couple of other quotes I wanted
44:28
to mention. One of them is because it's a series
44:31
of lines that just laid me because
44:33
there's some real insight that this movie is giving
44:35
to. It's when the
44:37
guy falls in and the crowd is like,
44:39
someone help him, he'll drown. And then
44:41
somebody's like, the water's way too cold. And
44:44
then somebody's like, there's like, rip ties out
44:46
there. And then somebody's like, I've even
44:48
seen sharks. And then somebody goes, look, that's
44:50
money. And everybody just comes in. Hi you.
44:54
Yes. Yes. So good.
44:56
Oh my God. You're like, I'm a
44:58
commentary. I don't think, all these excuses
45:01
for not saving someone's life, but a
45:03
green rectangle appears on the surface and
45:05
everybody's like, great Louganis all of a
45:07
sudden. Amazing. And
45:10
then I think we could give a little more love
45:12
as well to Judge Reinhold who I think has some
45:14
great deliveries in this movie too. And
45:16
the one that got me was after
45:19
she's telling him the old cliche, one of
45:21
the ways, 80s movies haven't
45:24
always aged well, but the cliche of what happens when
45:26
you go to prison. And
45:29
after she's done with that whole rant, Judge Reinhold
45:31
goes, you're very good at this. You should write
45:33
children's books. His
45:37
delivery on it is so good. Man, this movie
45:39
made me laugh a lot. This is a really
45:41
funny movie. I'm glad we watched it. It's good
45:43
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45:45
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very, very quiet secret. What secret? A
48:02
dirty little secret. I tell you something
48:04
I've never told anyone. You
48:09
wanna go first, Darren? I've been talking a bit.
48:11
Why don't you go, Jeremy? All right. Well, before I
48:13
go, I want to I want to point out that
48:16
way up in the chat earlier when we were talking
48:18
about it. Apparently that burger they were sizzling was
48:21
a tofu burger. I missed that. It
48:23
did not look like a tofu burger. It looked
48:26
like a burger and whatever they called it. That
48:28
was a burger. Okay. So
48:30
my super secret double feature. I
48:33
actually for the first time in weeks had
48:36
too many ideas to choose from. Many
48:38
that I thought are good tonal
48:40
matches. I was looking for communication
48:44
misunderstandings. I was looking for
48:47
really, really inept people being part of a
48:49
caper. So what I came
48:51
down on was burn after reading. Yeah,
48:54
good choice. Another spread pit
48:57
in a very hilarious turn believes that
48:59
he has stumbled across CIA secrets when
49:02
it's really just a former CIA agents
49:04
memoir and he
49:06
calls him to blackmail him and
49:08
hijinks ensue. Thinks he might
49:10
be worried about your shit.
49:16
So yeah, that is a movie
49:18
that I've seen two or three times that
49:20
I think would just match up tonally really,
49:22
really well. Burn
49:24
after reading. I had a couple thoughts.
49:26
I almost landed a dirty rotten scoundrels. I think
49:28
feels a lot like this movie. There's
49:30
a lot of the same kind of things but
49:33
I eventually went with a bigger cast
49:35
that I feels like kind of has more of the ins
49:37
and outs in the comedy. I eventually went with a fish
49:39
called Wanda for
49:41
a nice double feature with the ruthless people.
49:43
Lots of great misunderstandings here. Lots
49:46
of fun characters. Lots
49:48
of interesting, you know, things
49:50
going on with people who are pretending to like each
49:52
other. But don't like each other. So
49:54
yeah, there's there's a lot of nice little parallels and fish
49:56
called Wanda that I think would make it a good double
49:59
fan. And was was definitely. considered to
50:01
be this movie this this week. Oh,
50:03
this record, right? Yeah, then
50:05
this was a great choice. Yeah. Alright,
50:07
I believe,
50:09
is it Aaron next? It's Aaron, right? Yeah.
50:12
I didn't press anything. What is your movie
50:14
watching for next week? In
50:17
an attempt to steal Chris's comedy choice
50:19
from the aughts. No,
50:21
not an attempt. I actually just love this movie. I think
50:23
it would be a fun one to go over and
50:26
you know, eventually I have to pick a movie that doesn't
50:28
make people cry. I am
50:30
going to go with hot fuzz
50:32
for the record. Next
50:35
week. We want to talk about a movie with
50:37
detail in the comedy. Yeah.
50:41
So we'll do some back-to-back comedy and and chat a
50:43
little bit about hot fuzz next week. That means I'm
50:45
gonna have to like punch people in
50:48
the gut. I'm gonna have to break hearts.
50:51
Looks like hot fuzz is available on
50:53
Amazon Prime right now in America. Somebody
50:56
always knows what's going on in Canada in the
50:59
chat so you can check there for your Canadian
51:01
needs. People
51:03
in the gut. Yeah, hear me. Am I
51:05
recommending a movie you don't want to watch
51:08
again? Is that is that what I'm understanding?
51:10
Like you don't like this movie? You're understanding.
51:12
I'm communicating poorly. Chris just gave us a
51:14
comedy that was glorious. You're giving us a
51:16
comedy that's glorious by feeling it's my duty
51:18
to the most. You have to give the gut
51:20
much more. Alex movie. Got it. I'm gonna have
51:22
to pick something that is devastating. Yeah, humans in
51:25
a feed two weeks from now. There
51:27
you go. We have time for a couple questions.
51:29
Yeah, I think so. I'm
51:36
listening. All right. Jeremy
51:39
get your shit together. What is
51:41
a crossover you would love to
51:43
see happen? Thought of this after
51:45
watching the Super Troopers Starship Troopers
51:47
Photoshop. After seeing the Photoshop. I
51:50
always thought it would be fun to marry
51:53
gremlins with the purge. So
52:00
like, you know, both
52:03
of these movies focus
52:05
on midnight as a sort
52:08
of a time barrier thing. And
52:10
of course, I think it would be awesome if, you
52:13
know, somebody who
52:15
owns a little gizmo or
52:17
whatever puts water
52:19
on it and feeds the stuff after
52:21
midnight and a bunch of gremlins pop
52:23
up after once the purge is announced.
52:26
So then everybody comes out to do
52:28
their purging, but guess what? They got
52:30
to deal with the fucking gremlins now.
52:33
And that puts a whole bunch of, you
52:35
know, monkey wrenches into the whole plan
52:38
and everything. And I think it would
52:40
be hilarious. I
52:44
went with combining the universes of
52:46
Lion King, the Lion King, and
52:48
Planet of the Apes. And
52:51
just with the understanding that not only
52:54
did the Apes find sentience, but the
52:56
Lions did as well, and to
52:58
realize that the Lion King world is our
53:00
world just in the future where the animals
53:02
are the sentient ones. It would revolve
53:04
around, of course, these two ecosystems
53:08
meeting together and fighting some sort of
53:10
war for dominance. So
53:13
yeah, it'd be a war movie of
53:15
some sort. I've flirted hard with just
53:17
a completely random answer like Nixon and
53:20
Flash Gordon. But
53:22
I ended up going with something I genuinely would want
53:24
to see, and I'm ashamed about it, but
53:26
G.I. Joe and Transformers. I think there
53:29
was originally maybe even a plan to
53:31
do this. Oh, yeah, the
53:33
seed has been planted. And
53:36
growing up, those were the two cartoons that
53:38
were on constantly when I got home from
53:40
school. So that would very much
53:42
hit me in the nostalgia wheelhouse. Even
53:46
though they really haven't made a good
53:49
Transformers or G.I. Joe movie, you know?
53:53
Maybe by putting them together, they could...
53:56
I see that Slab is sending us all to
53:58
hell by combining alien and passion of the... Christ
54:00
in chat. Yep.
54:03
Predator and the most dangerous game from
54:05
Josh. Oh, yeah. Um,
54:07
oh, go bots and Transformers. Let's get one
54:10
too. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Um,
54:12
time for one more, I guess. Yeah.
54:14
Let's do one more. I think we need one more. What's
54:17
a movie you thought was huge only
54:19
to realize it was only huge in
54:21
your household. Um, you know, I
54:23
don't know if I, if like the entire
54:25
family thought this was a big movie, but
54:27
back in the eighties, when I used to,
54:29
when we first got HBO and there would
54:31
be all these movies that would play, I
54:33
thought that some of the stuff was like
54:35
some of the biggest hits ever. So like
54:38
the last starfighter used to play a bunch
54:40
on HBO back in this day. And I
54:42
used to watch the last starfighter a bunch.
54:44
I don't remember anything about the movie
54:47
now to this day. Like it's been
54:49
since 1987 or whatever, since I've seen
54:51
that movie. But, um, but
54:54
I remember thinking the last starfighter was one of
54:56
the biggest hits that had ever come out and
54:58
then you find out later it was not, it
55:01
was not one of the biggest hits ever. So,
55:03
uh, that's, that's, that's one. I even thought the
55:05
never ending story was a really big hit and
55:07
it was only a mild hit
55:09
back in the day. So a lot of the stuff
55:11
that came out on HBO, I thought they were huge,
55:13
but that one in particular. I
55:15
think, you know, growing up, I
55:17
was aware that a lot of my media was
55:20
sanctioned off. Like I was huge in the, the,
55:22
the Christian subculture bubble. So I knew things that
55:24
like I watched, like, I don't Jeremy, if you
55:27
ever saw this, but there was a musical called
55:29
sneakers that like, you know,
55:31
everybody knew or whatever, but I was aware
55:33
that like, that wasn't like a big deal,
55:35
uh, in the big world.
55:38
So when I would see like mainstream movies,
55:40
I think, Oh, everybody knows these movies. Um,
55:43
uh, one of those was a flight in the
55:45
navigator was one. I was just like that, you
55:47
know, everybody has to know that movie and it
55:49
has to be huge. But the one I think
55:51
best fits this category for me is swing kids.
55:53
I thought swing kids must've been the biggest hit
55:55
of all time. The thing made no money. Nobody
55:58
really cared about it. It wasn't even. you
56:00
know, reviewed well, but I just
56:02
thought like, man, Robert Sean Leonard and Christian
56:04
Bale and like, you know, uh, it's
56:07
Nazis and Kenneth Branagh, because apparently
56:09
he just does Nazi stuff. That's
56:11
what he does. Um,
56:13
so yeah, swing kids is probably my answer for
56:15
this one. I mean, similarly
56:18
to you, I mean, the
56:20
answer to this is just going to be what we
56:22
watched the most growing up before we really got cultured.
56:25
Uh, and I was in the Christian bubble.
56:27
So I saw movies like Jesus of Nazareth,
56:30
which was actually a mini series. But I
56:32
remember in school later, somebody
56:34
talking about Olivia Hussie and me
56:36
referencing Jesus of Nazareth and being
56:38
laughed at for not referencing, uh,
56:41
what was it? Romeo and Juliet or I
56:43
think she was in something else too. Camelot.
56:45
Um, I was
56:48
running Juliet was the big one. That amazing
56:50
grace and chalk movie. I don't know if
56:52
you guys ever saw that movie. Yeah. Yeah.
56:54
You watched that movie a lot and none
56:57
of my peers do what the hell I was
56:59
talking about with regard to that. But personally, and
57:01
I've talked about this before, probably the biggest answer
57:03
for me would be candle shoe, which is this
57:05
Jodie Walton Disney adventure, which we'd big recommended on
57:07
this show. I think while Chris was
57:09
out, um, and it
57:12
holds up pretty well, but it was not
57:14
a major hit and nobody my age that
57:16
I knew watched it. And I still watched
57:18
it like a hundred times. I watched over
57:20
and over and over. So,
57:23
um, over in the chat, we've got cloak and dagger, which
57:25
is another one that I considered by the way, it was
57:27
another one that I used to see a bunch back in
57:30
the eighties. Um, uh, and I
57:32
actually do remember that one. I watched that one
57:34
a ton or whatever. That's not my name. So
57:36
it's never ending story was definitely hit. I don't
57:38
know. 20 million it made in the, even in
57:40
the eighties, it feels like it's on the lower
57:42
end or at least just a mid range hit,
57:44
not a huge hit. Um, but,
57:47
uh, let's see, um, princess bride. Yeah,
57:49
that's a good one. Princess bride was
57:51
another, that's a famously didn't do well in
57:53
theaters. It took, it took about
57:55
five years for that movie to be
57:57
picked up on VHS and everything. That's
58:00
about the time where I watched it was 1992 around
58:02
that area. Um,
58:06
uh, fly boys is the man in the gray
58:08
flannel suit with Gregory Peck, uh,
58:11
little princess secret garden secret of the
58:13
road, Ronin ish. I think I'm saying
58:15
some of that wrong. Uh, but I
58:17
remember little princess and secret garden are
58:19
fantastic movies that nobody ever talks about.
58:21
I found the Quarlin did little princess.
58:24
Uh, it's a really, really good movie. Um,
58:27
and, uh, let's see what else. Oh
58:29
yeah. Explorers from the 80. That's another
58:31
big one. So,
58:34
um, so there you go. Um,
58:37
well, there you go. But some
58:39
good questions and, uh, and
58:41
everything. Uh, so this is going to wrap up
58:44
the show. Hey guys, chat. Thank
58:46
you so much for coming out. Once again, uh,
58:48
uh, always bring it. I love it. I love
58:51
it. I love it. I love you guys. And
58:53
I love you guys. I love you guys. You
58:55
too guys. So much. I bumped my mic. Uh,
58:58
it's absolutely next week will be hot fuzz.
59:00
Can't wait to talk about that. That movie
59:02
is insanely good. Uh, but, uh,
59:04
that's going to do it for this week. So we'll see
59:06
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59:32
T O P I a at cinema
59:34
sins.com. I
59:43
was sending my wife a text this morning. A text. A
59:45
text. Okay. And, uh, I put
59:47
a smiley emoji at the end. Um,
59:50
in the history of our phones and marriage
59:52
that has always been that little
59:55
smiley, just a little bigger than like
59:58
a capital text letter. Right. Today,
1:00:01
the emoji took up half my phone
1:00:03
screen. So I immediately texted again
1:00:05
saying, Holy fuck, why is that emoji so huge?
1:00:07
She was like, I don't know what's going on.
1:00:10
Do we need to talk about the Super Bowl? We
1:00:13
don't need to, but I mean, I flipped over the golf.
1:00:17
The golf tournament was insane because of bad weather.
1:00:19
So they ended up playing like 30 holes on
1:00:22
Sunday and it went well into the night. And
1:00:24
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1:00:26
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1:00:28
flip back to the game when that was
1:00:30
over. I'm pretty sure I had seen that
1:00:32
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1:00:34
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1:00:37
slacky or something and go, what the fuck
1:00:39
is the deal with this golf tournament? It's
1:00:41
amazing. Because I
1:00:44
didn't remember. I knew I had
1:00:46
seen something like this before, but
1:00:49
I was at a poker thing and they
1:00:51
had this on and it was like all
1:00:53
these people are cheering all over the place.
1:00:55
And like, it seems like they're on the
1:00:57
same hole at all times. And like, and
1:01:00
then I was just like, I was just about to go,
1:01:02
what's the deal with this tournament? What's going on with this
1:01:04
thing? I have no idea what's going on. Is it 15?
1:01:07
Is it? I forget which hole it
1:01:10
is. 16, 16. What you saw Chris
1:01:12
was two years ago, a guy got
1:01:14
a hole in one and I sent
1:01:16
you guys on Slack video of throwing
1:01:18
beer cans. They like anything. Hell of
1:01:20
a green. It
1:01:23
was bad. And so they switched to like plastic
1:01:25
cups after that. It is always for 20 years.
1:01:28
It's been a rowdy tournament, the tournament where
1:01:30
you can get rowdy and loud. But
1:01:33
this year it finally went too far
1:01:36
because both a bunch of
1:01:38
weather delays. And then
1:01:40
because there were Saturday and Sunday were super long days
1:01:42
of golf with 20, 30 holes of
1:01:44
golf being played, people just got over
1:01:46
surf. So they were waiting. And so
1:01:49
people started like screaming during people's back
1:01:51
swings. And that's why there's video
1:01:53
of Billy Horshel, like cussing at those guys
1:01:55
saying, I'm doing my fucking job. And
1:01:58
then a couple of pros. are like, I'm
1:02:00
never going back to this tournament. Uh,
1:02:02
I don't know, man, like one
1:02:06
tournament out of the year where this happens,
1:02:08
you don't expect this type of thing to
1:02:10
happen. I mean, I know that going to
1:02:12
a backswing is a dick move, but you
1:02:14
don't expect this type of thing to happen at
1:02:16
this point. You should really be prepared for that.
1:02:19
I say, I, I genuinely, I feel a little
1:02:21
bit different. I think anything
1:02:23
should go scream during the back squish, you
1:02:25
know, swing every like, we don't think people
1:02:27
are bad people for screaming during a free
1:02:30
throw attempt, you know what I mean? Like
1:02:32
it's, there's something about sports that's like, okay,
1:02:34
you have, it is different, but it's only
1:02:37
different because it's been different, right? And so
1:02:39
it's interesting to think of golf or tennis
1:02:41
or these like quiet sports as
1:02:43
like, what if the crowd was able just
1:02:46
to do whatever they want to affect the
1:02:48
play? How, you know, I mean, within reason you
1:02:50
can't go on the field or, you know, like
1:02:53
block a shot or whatever, but you have to
1:02:55
change the structure then, man, because everybody who missed
1:02:57
the cut, they lost money going to this tournament.
1:02:59
Right. If you play bad because of the crowd,
1:03:02
I'm just have to change the structure and not,
1:03:04
they're going to change a bunch. I'm sure by
1:03:06
next year, I bet. But yeah,
1:03:08
people just got too drunk and things went
1:03:11
overboard, but they have always been, I read
1:03:13
an article the other day, just running down
1:03:15
all the shit that's happened to, there was,
1:03:17
there've been a streakers there've been this year.
1:03:19
There was a guy in a kilt who ran onto the green
1:03:21
and this
1:03:25
year, lots of stories of hours
1:03:27
long bathroom lines and not enough
1:03:29
concessions, just got drunk and angry.
1:03:33
Why do, um, things
1:03:35
like this always drop the ball when
1:03:37
it comes to restrooms and water and
1:03:39
things like that? Why do they always
1:03:42
drop the ball on this? This is
1:03:44
like the only place, the
1:03:46
only place I've ever been that doesn't
1:03:48
is the masters and they're so rich.
1:03:50
They don't care. So they
1:03:52
just throw money at. So that's
1:03:54
a well oiled machine, but you're right. Every
1:03:56
other golf tournament, sporting event, concert that I've
1:03:58
ever been to. bathroom, some
1:04:00
water and concessions. It's always never enough.
1:04:04
Woodstock 99 or whatever that like the documentaries
1:04:06
recently came out about. And I mean, people
1:04:08
knew what was going on there, but to
1:04:10
just see it all laid out like that
1:04:12
was another one. That
1:04:15
was, that was, uh, yeah, they, they, they
1:04:17
didn't do a lot of things. Like,
1:04:21
I mean, maybe when in
1:04:23
my young twenties, I
1:04:26
might've thought something like this sounds
1:04:28
fun or like Bonnaroo. You tell
1:04:31
me about the Bonnaroo experience and
1:04:34
it sounds like hell. It sounds
1:04:36
like actual hell.
1:04:38
Nobody's showering. Uh,
1:04:41
everyone's on drugs. You're dirty.
1:04:43
You're intense. There's sweaty bodies
1:04:45
all around you. Nothing
1:04:48
about that sounds fun. I mean, I
1:04:50
hated, I mean, I enjoyed going to concerts
1:04:52
though when we had Starwood and whatever, and
1:04:54
it was the outdoor arena, but like, you
1:04:56
know, in the summer, it would be super
1:04:58
hot and I wouldn't want to, I mean,
1:05:00
after three hours, you're like, please get me
1:05:02
out of here at Bonnaroo. I mean, yeah,
1:05:05
I mean, I know you can like leave
1:05:07
whatever, but like, like
1:05:10
you're going to be there for whatever 12, 15
1:05:13
hours watching concerts and stuff.
1:05:16
And, and, you know, hoping to be
1:05:18
able to cool down somewhere. If, if
1:05:20
you were lucky enough to have a
1:05:22
tent or camper or something. Yeah. Sounds
1:05:26
like hell. I wouldn't want to do it now. Not
1:05:28
my thing. That was
1:05:30
the thing I went to, um,
1:05:33
ascend to watch, uh, Jimmy world
1:05:35
and Manchester orchestra. Wow.
1:05:38
Yeah, it was, it was good. They even,
1:05:40
uh, Jimmy world and Manchester orchestra even, uh,
1:05:43
combined or, or teamed up to
1:05:46
do each other's songs on an
1:05:48
album. So like, so
1:05:50
on one side it's Jimmy world doing a Manchester
1:05:52
orchestra song. And then the other side is Manchester.
1:05:56
And, uh, I bought a package. I bought
1:05:58
like some sort of. of VIP type
1:06:01
of package or whatever to get
1:06:03
the record and get some t-shirts
1:06:05
and all sorts of other stuff
1:06:07
when I went here. And
1:06:10
I figured you would go to the place
1:06:12
and they would just be like, oh, that,
1:06:14
oh, it's right over there. But
1:06:17
nobody at the venue knew what
1:06:19
the hell I was talking about.
1:06:21
It was like, I went, I
1:06:23
was talking to people that were like, oh yeah, that's over
1:06:25
there. And you went over, I had
1:06:27
to go out of the venue. I go
1:06:30
back to this one spot and then they
1:06:32
told me, no, that's not this. That's some
1:06:34
other thing. Then I had to go
1:06:36
back in and, you know, had
1:06:38
to go through the whole trouble of like, you've
1:06:40
already been in and you went out. Oh my
1:06:42
God, the horror. And
1:06:45
I'm like, yeah, I know. I was told I could do
1:06:47
this and the other thing and I would be able to
1:06:49
get back in. And they were like, oh,
1:06:52
okay. And then I
1:06:54
asked this other stand where it was
1:06:56
and they were like, I don't know.
1:06:59
And I don't know what eventually
1:07:01
happened. Somebody finally knew. I finally
1:07:03
found somebody who's like Mr. Ascend
1:07:06
and they were able to like point me
1:07:09
out to some table where they were set
1:07:11
up and it's at some other far entrance
1:07:14
in the thing. And
1:07:16
you would never have known it was there if
1:07:19
you didn't go through that one entrance. And it
1:07:21
doesn't say on the thing, come through this one
1:07:23
entrance to whatever. So it took forever
1:07:25
to get that thing. Yeah. You
1:07:27
probably felt like you were taking
1:07:30
crazy pills. Mm-hmm. I
1:07:32
did. Well, because nobody at the freaking
1:07:34
venue knew what was going on. Probably
1:07:36
follow on Twitter much. But
1:07:39
there was David Krumholz, who's our new best friend.
1:07:41
Right, right, right. I had a huge
1:07:43
thread yesterday that was a super entertaining
1:07:46
read and it's about,
1:07:49
it starts with filming Santa Claus 2 in
1:07:51
Vancouver. It rained
1:07:53
the whole time. And Tim
1:07:55
Allen's a huge star who had a hard out at
1:07:57
3 p.m. every day. All the kids, there were a
1:07:59
hundred. 100 kids and 100 moms on
1:08:01
set, they had a hard out at 3pm
1:08:04
and then Krumholz would film opposite tennis balls
1:08:06
on sticks. And
1:08:08
he's basically went into this great depression during
1:08:11
that time in his life. Then he flashes forward
1:08:14
several months later and Disney calls and says, hey,
1:08:16
we're going to fly you and two friends down
1:08:18
to Disney World to be in the Christmas parade
1:08:20
since you were in the Santa Claus 2 and
1:08:22
that's the theme this year for the parade. And
1:08:24
he's like, wicked. He was like,
1:08:26
so I took my friend and my weed dealer.
1:08:31
We didn't bring any weed, but we
1:08:33
brought a Vicodin. Basically,
1:08:35
the story is he's high out of his
1:08:38
mind and he goes into this place for
1:08:40
the Christmas parade the day
1:08:42
of and they had given them hotel rooms,
1:08:44
fast passes on all the rides the previous
1:08:46
days. And he shows up and they want
1:08:48
him to wear this Bernard costume, which
1:08:51
immediately gave him PTSD,
1:08:54
but also they didn't have
1:08:56
the wig or
1:08:58
one other part. They had the ears
1:09:01
and like the torso costume and he thought it
1:09:03
would be it was going to be incredibly stupid
1:09:05
to be half in costume and he didn't. Nobody
1:09:07
had told him about this. He called his agent.
1:09:09
They were like, no, they didn't tell me about
1:09:11
this. So we refused to put it on. And
1:09:15
so they do the parade and
1:09:17
he's in the carriage and Hilary Duff is
1:09:19
behind him lip syncing because she
1:09:21
did a song on the soundtrack. At
1:09:23
one point he turns around and smiled at her and she went,
1:09:26
what the fuck? And he was like, okay, don't look at Hilary
1:09:28
Duff anymore. The
1:09:31
whole of the parade and then they gather everybody up
1:09:34
because they're going to sing. We wish you a Merry
1:09:36
Christmas. But before they start singing,
1:09:38
they're just kind of mingling. And there's a
1:09:40
blue bear character in the Disney park who's
1:09:42
like eight feet tall and it's a character
1:09:44
in a suit.
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