Jackie and Dunlap realize they missed their third anniversary, and to celebrate, they don't really do anything. TALKABOUTS: Benji vs. Spuds McKenzie, Trump vs. Muslims, Lindsey Graham vs. Muslims but in a different way, Carson vs. Republicans, Rand Paul vs. his lack of popularity, Ted Cruz vs. his lack of bones, Marco Rubio vs. Robin, Jeb Bush vs. who cares, and Jackie vs. whatever Christmas is now.  SPONSORS: Christmas Cave and Christmas 'Round the Square. NOT A SPONSOR: Culpepper's Drinking Bubbles and The Drunk Bubble.