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This is
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a Rooster Teeth production.
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There exists a puzzling manuscript that dates
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back to the 13th century, though the year
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of its creation remains unknown.
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This book contains spells, potion
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recipes, and a full-page depiction
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of the devil, but nobody knows who
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wrote this book or why. Today,
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we separate fact from fiction, looking at the
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origin of the Devil's Bible, aka
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the Codex Gigas. This
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is Red Web.
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Welcome back, Task Force, to another episode
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of Red Web, the podcast all about
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mysteries, the unsolved, the unknown,
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in this world that we live in. I
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am your resident mystery enthusiast, Trevor Collins,
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and joining me hearing about this mystery for
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the very first time, Alfredo Diaz.
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Alright.
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So you're saying, step one, you become president of this free world,
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this United States, and you say, Stockholm, I want the book. Yeah.
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I want it burned. I'll do whatever it takes. That'd
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be a part of my campaign. The demonic book is burned. What's
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your platform? The demonic book? Gone. No
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risk. Yeah.
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Oh my god. I can see
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it. and I'm also really excited
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to be covering Red Web, which is another of my favorite
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podcasts.
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And I'm also very excited to be covering the Codex Gigas, which is
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a book that I've been working on for the past 15 years. And
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I'm excited to be covering the Codex Gigas because it is the
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season. It's my favorite month of the year. Tomorrow,
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as of the release,
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of this episode is Halloween and
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so what better time to be leaning
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into it but also that reminds
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me last week I wanted to give a little
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week lead up the Halloween special is
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out where we went to the USS Hornet
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we talked about the history some ghost stories that are
2:15
famous on that ship but then we also explored
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it we went all up and down some
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of those 17 no excuse me 19 decks 19 of this
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ship we got them are below water
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not like submerged in water but like
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just below water right like if it was a Titanic situation
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it would have been yeah but it's not thankfully
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but how something that big and heavy floats
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is it still blows me away why
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but Fredo I gotta just tease the task force
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yeah ran into some some moments
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I know your first encounters right yeah I
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couldn't explain it I still can't and
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honestly even the slightest
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bit of those situations escalated
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I was gonna hot eject out
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there's a moment of this place
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there is a moment where you're like I'm off the
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show I'm off the ship get me out of here yeah
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but I was like real talk if anything
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else happens yeah to
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further this situation
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yeah I'm out of the ship out of the
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show like out of the crew
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god man it
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was a good one I I've been there before
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on another ghost hunt and this
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was so much more fruitful than that one there
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were times that I was actually startled by
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sounds that had gone on some of the tech that
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we had brought with us it was fascinating
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so if you task force haven't seen it yet and
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you want to check it out this is one of the rare
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video podcasts that we have so you can go
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watch us as we sit just below the main
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explore very many of these hot spots
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that we died not gone to before I don't think
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they allow a lot of the investigations in some of
3:51
these spots but anyway you can check that out at youtube.com
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slash red web pod or use
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So anyway, that is the Halloween special. But without further
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ado, let's talk about the Codex
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Gigas, also known as the
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Devil's Bible. Have you ever heard of this, Fredo?
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No, but I have seen
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Evil Dead and- Yup,
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that is a very good comic.
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And it just didn't turn out well for anybody.
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You know what I'm saying? So I'm very interested
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to see like what's actually in the pages.
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Yeah. It is a very old book. I've
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given you a couple images, like one of
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the book next to a man so you can see how big it
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is. Yeah, it's huge. Some pictures of things
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that I'm gonna talk about here in a bit, but Task Force as
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always, if you wanna check out the visuals
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to this thing, you can Google it, but we're also going
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to post it on our socials at RedWebPod.
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I mean, I've got a lot of questions, really.
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I can't wait for them to be potentially answered. But
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like just credibility, you know what I mean?
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That type of thing. For sure. Who made this? Where
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is it from? Oh yeah. Why does it exist? What's in the pages?
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How does it kind of interact
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with today's life? Great
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questions. I don't know. I love
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it. I'm curious. Yeah. because
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it is vivid, right? There's a lot to talk about. Then we're
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gonna talk about the history, the known history, because it has
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been traced through time for its 800 years or so. And
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then, of course, the theories and legends
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that surround this mysterious text. So
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of course, let's dive in. This
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is the Codex Gicus, also
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known as the Devil's Bible. It's the largest known
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medieval manuscript measuring about three
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feet long, okay, 92 centimeters,
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and weighs 165 pounds.
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or just shy of 75 kilograms.
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That's a man, right? That is shy
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of my weight. That is wild.
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Yeah, it's a dense one. It
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contains 620 pages. Too
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long. Too long? Too long.
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I'm reading the Stormlight Archive. That is a
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light read. That's a light read from me. You're a sight
6:19
reader right up. And wouldn't you get immediate?
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Yeah, I'm not getting a passing. Is there
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a spark note somewhere? Yeah, I'm not getting a passing
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grade on this book. That was too long. I'm
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used to Brandon Sanderson, so this is a light read for me.
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It is aptly titled The Codex Gigas because
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that translates to giant book in
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English. The pages are made of 320 sheets
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of vellum, which
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is made from young animal skin or membrane.
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Young? So it's got to be like certain
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age. I suppose so. There must be
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some sort of elasticity sort of thing here. It
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is believed that in the case of this text that
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the animal skin that was used was
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that of a donkey or calf skin.
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Vellum essentially refers to parchment,
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which can be made of any animal's skin. But
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the pages here measure 36 by 20 inches, and
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altogether this book is nine
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inches thick. Since one animal
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provides about two sheets of vellum, this
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would mean it took around 160 animals worth of
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material to complete this book. I
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was just about to say what's the math on
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animals because that's not, that's a lot.
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We're talking. That's some demon math. You've
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heard of girl math on the socials. This is demon
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math. I mean, look, especially
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hundreds of years ago, that's
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money. It is money. That
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is money. And a lot of livestock was worth way
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more. And a lot of effort too.
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Yeah. This stuff is handmade. A lot of, you
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know, I don't know, I don't pretend to know anything about
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tanning, but it goes. Right. I
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mean, there's so many automized
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like machines that just try and
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make these mundane tasks in everyday
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human life easier. Back then is a lot more
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manual. 100%. Now
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when it comes to the length of the book, it's quite long,
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but it seems that there were a few more pages
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in addition to the 620, and archivists
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have observed that it appears that someone
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intentionally cut some pages out. We'll talk a little
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bit more about where those pages
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might have gone and what they might have contained.
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Reminds me a little bit of Dr. Strange where you
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have some missing pages out of the forbidden
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text because it has something
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desirable on it. The Codex Gigas
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contains the entire Latin Bible,
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copies of historical texts and writings
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on medical practices of the time. It
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also contains instructions for exorcism.
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Near the end of the text is a calendar. This
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calendar has festivals and saints days,
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which are days in which specific saints of the church
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are celebrated. The calendar also contains a necrology
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or list of deaths with 1,539 listed
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death dates. According to the
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National Library of Sweden, only 2.5% of these dates have
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been identified. They are
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only dated by month and year, but researchers
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believe that the book was created somewhere between 1204
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and 1230. They were able to conclude
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this because they were able to identify various
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people from these death dates and famous
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figures lined up kind of accordingly. They
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were able to conclude this kind of date
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range by looking at the identified persons,
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that 2.5%, but by also
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looking at famous people who weren't listed
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in this. Basically, any famous
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person that would have died in this time zone would
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have been listed in the book. And so since certain
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people were missing, they said maybe it's been
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this time range. Either way, most
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of the names, interestingly, are in check.
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I mean, look, that's bold,
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man. It's a big roll
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of the dice. Something like that either
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greatly gives you credibility
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or drastically gives you none. It's
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the same people that are like, 2020, the giant
9:52
tsunami is going to
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hit the entire West coast.
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It'll be demolished. It doesn't happen. And
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they're like, all right, but 2022. And
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you're like, bro, you lost. Right.
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Done. Chapter one, I was out. Right.
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Exactly. Now, this book contains a lot of different things.
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And that's why so much mystery and intrigue
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surrounds it. But it only continues, right?
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Book even contains five pages specifically
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with confessions of sins, asking
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for mercy just before it shows a
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depiction of heaven, which I've given you
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a kind of close up version on
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the far right there. There's a picture of what they
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drew to be heaven. And unlike the
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rest of this book, these pages in
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particular were written in all capital letters.
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Interesting. Like, I guess, like, what
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is the evil side of that?
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Right. This seems more like a Catholic
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thing, right? Yeah. Or it's just
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like, hey, I'm trying to,
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you know, like when you go to church and you go to
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confession, you try to absolve yourself of your
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sins by verbally saying
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to a priest what your sins are. And then you
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do your Hail Marys and your
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prayers and whatnot. And he absolves
11:02
you and you go off and you do all that. But
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like, it seems like it's something like that, which
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would be more of a like
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Catholic tradition. Yeah. So
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my mind is like, why does this evil
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book care about or why is
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it evil? Right? Yeah. Why
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is it evil? Or like, yeah, why is it like, hey, we want
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people to confess their sins to us? Yeah. Yeah.
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Especially for heaven because it's displaying heaven.
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Yes. Off the rip, you're right. It
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does feel like a collation of information,
11:32
some personal writings, like somebody trying to confess
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their own sins, but also trying to collate a lot
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of information from the time period, whether it be medical
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practices or just death dates of people.
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Yeah. Now where the devil
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side of things comes in is actually the very next
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page. So where that man is standing next to the
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book on the left side, you see the depiction
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of heaven, which I give in you like kind of a zoom
11:53
in version of it. On the right side, you see this
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depiction of the devil. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Sifu
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more against fevers. Fexus,
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Arex, Master, Dino. Blood
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you drink and meat you eat and in
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blood you are washed. But
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collect 150 claws and
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lie down in a place like a yearling lamb.
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Sleep now and forever and ever. Amen.
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Somewhere in Europe, a seal just
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cracked open. Right. A
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tourist is exploring an old cathedral
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or some sort of burial
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mound and something went on and they're about to
14:29
get possessed. Right. And
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that's because Trevor just read
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from the book. So
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I did translate those two Latin
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lines. The first one was
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Father I believe Lord forbid. And
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then the third line, the second Latin line
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was the master of the field Dino
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or Dino how it's spelled. But
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either way, it's just a very specific example to
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show that there are some pieces of spells
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and magic within it. Basically how
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to do otherwise normal medical
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things like reducing a fever. Well,
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I'll take any type of new
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recipe to heal fevers
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and elements and all that kind of stuff. Did
15:07
you know as a quick Google,
15:10
did you know that you have you ever had
15:12
like, I grew up all
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right. A lot of marks. Okay. But
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growing up in two different households,
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Filipinum and Mexican household,
15:23
I was always told if you got a fever,
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sweat it out. Sure. Yeah. Breaks
15:29
a fever. Yeah. It's not a thing. Well,
15:32
your partner who is a nurse probably
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saying that's not a thing. But that's when you like wrap
15:36
up in blankets. Yeah. Like what I have
15:38
to break the fever. Right. You encourage the heat.
15:41
It doesn't know. Oh, nothing. So I've
15:43
just been uncomfortable. Just like, yeah. Oh man.
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Put that in the Codex Freitas. Yeah. When
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you say it out loud, it makes perfect sense. No. Of
15:51
course it's not a thing. It did make sense to me. Your body's
15:53
heating itself up. Why don't you externally heat it? It's
15:56
trying to like, how would that heal the virus with
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heat? I mean
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obviously I think it takes a dangerous
16:02
level of heat to kill a virus, but
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I don't know enough about the human body Does it need to
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go by really? Oh,
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he's frowning. Is he about to prove his own
16:12
codex correct? We
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might not know Uh, let's say the-
16:18
Mm-hmm. Hey nurses in the task force
16:20
are gonna be firing off. I don't know. The thing is it's not
16:22
as- not necessarily a thing. Okay jury's
16:25
still out. It sounds like task
16:27
force let us know. I don't think it's a thing. Those buff
16:29
medical minds out there gotta let us know. I think it's in the
16:31
category of like hey, you
16:34
just ate can't swim for another 15
16:36
minutes. Oh, okay, right because of yeah,
16:38
it's like old wives tale stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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I don't know. I only eat before I swim.
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Hahaha. I stay so trim. You
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know what? You know what I'm imagine? Winter's
16:49
are brutal. Look
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I just- I'm long tangent here. His hands up.
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His hands up. Yes, imagine okay,
16:57
just because like I mean look okay,
16:59
we lead the task force. Okay, so we're like a level
17:02
above Both on paper, but
17:04
physically but I think that there's a large
17:06
room of task force members. All I
17:08
got there's these nice fancy desks
17:11
Sit-stand tables all that kind of stuff and
17:13
we have this balcony in which we come out and
17:15
once in a while and I just came out
17:17
and went yo, it's sweating It's a
17:20
bloody break of fever And then you
17:22
just hear hundreds of clicking and
17:24
clacking as the task force members
17:27
go to town on breaking this
17:29
Yeah, we're like the two muppets that were But
17:32
we come out we just ask questions. Yeah,
17:34
and then they shout back to us exactly Cacophony
17:37
of answers and we'd never get a clear
17:40
answer. I'm just saying that's why I envisioned right now
17:42
task force and so Type
17:44
away. Yeah type away. Let us know coming
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back to the Codex not Fred us Gigas
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in addition to the drawing of the devil. There are
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many ornate illustrations of letters
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spirals animals and flowers And
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to add to the intrigue the entire text
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appears to be handwritten in the same
18:02
handwriting throughout. Modern belief
18:04
is that there was one author behind the entire
18:06
text. At one point, it was believed
18:09
that multiple writers might have assisted
18:11
in the creation of the Codex Gigas, but the
18:13
handwriting is so uniform throughout that it
18:15
shows no signs of tiredness, no
18:17
change in mood, no shift in
18:20
health. It is so fundamental,
18:22
like a font, it is so consistently
18:24
the same that it's almost inhuman
18:27
or it must be one really well-trained
18:29
person. Damn. Yeah. Like,
18:32
imagine having to write- I can't write the same letter twice
18:34
at all. My name looks bad. Imagine having
18:37
to write hundreds of, what, 600 plus
18:39
pages. Yes. And having
18:41
to just be not necessarily immaculate,
18:44
which is honestly kind of worse, you have to
18:46
match what you've been writing the entire
18:48
time. How many- How much vellum was thrown away? Sometimes that right
18:50
might tease different just to spice
18:53
it up. Do you think that they woke up one day and was
18:55
writing and was like, oh, I gotta throw this vellum out. It's
18:57
expensive, but my tea's wrong. Dude, yeah.
18:59
Or they spill a little coffee on it.
19:02
If you think about it, I mean, look, you're joking,
19:04
but yeah. Right?
19:07
But also, and I do want to say this too, we're used
19:09
to typing, Christian's typing right now. And
19:12
I mean, he's clacking away. And
19:14
so I never really practiced my handwriting. It's still
19:17
not great. Even like 100, 200 years
19:19
ago, people were writing beautifully.
19:21
Look at the declaration. John Handtack.
19:24
So I'm like, maybe it was just a broader
19:27
skill back then, especially of a
19:29
scholarly type, somebody who was well-read and
19:31
like actually could write because
19:33
that was its own skill set back then. But
19:35
either way though, consistency is very
19:38
impressive. I do want to say though, at the time
19:40
it was common practice for multiple scribes
19:42
to contribute to transcribing a text.
19:45
But due to the uniformity of this particular handwriting, a lot
19:47
of scholars have believed that it's unlikely that
19:49
multiple people were on this one. The uniformity
19:52
of the text led some people to believe that
19:54
it was written in a very short period of time
19:56
because as you get older, your handwriting... changes,
20:00
your arm, your muscles, things change,
20:03
but also you get kind of better at
20:05
it. And so this kind of fuels
20:07
one of the core legends surrounding this
20:10
text, that it was written all in
20:12
one night. More on that later
20:14
of course, but that would be
20:16
notably impossible, which is why it is such
20:19
a popular legend around this
20:21
text. No way, ain't no way. Oh
20:23
yeah, we're gonna break that down actually right now. The National
20:25
Library of Sweden put it this way, with
20:28
the idea of one person writing this text,
20:30
they said this, quote, if the scribe worked
20:33
for six hours a day and wrote six
20:35
days a week, this means that the manuscript could
20:37
have taken about five years to complete.
20:40
If the scribe was a monk, he may only
20:42
have been able to work on it for about three hours a
20:44
day. And this means the manuscript could have taken 10
20:47
years to write. As the scribe
20:49
may also have ruled the lines to guide
20:51
the writing before he began to write,
20:54
it probably took several hours to rule one
20:56
leaf. This extends the period
20:58
it took to complete the manuscript. The
21:00
scribe also decorated the manuscript. So
21:02
this all means that the manuscript probably
21:05
took at least 20 years to finish
21:07
and could even have taken 30, end quote.
21:11
Reasonable assumptions all
21:13
throughout. 20 to 30 years
21:16
to write this thing, which adds
21:18
even more allure to the idea
21:20
that this was written in a short period of time by
21:23
one person, fueling the idea
21:25
of what we're going to talk about, the legend of the
21:27
single knight devil inspired
21:30
writings. Wow. Yeah. And
21:33
that doesn't even include all the drawings that are within this text. That's
21:36
just the rulings, the writings and some
21:38
of the decoration. So someone
21:40
could be drawing. I know there's multiple
21:43
people like someone drew and there's an artist
21:45
and then like someone that's a penny. But
21:47
that's still decades of work. Yeah,
21:50
it is. Yeah. I mean, look,
21:52
man, there's a lot of things I just go, I don't like
21:54
doing that anymore. And I can imagine
21:56
I guess like a hand cramps
21:59
the hand. Oh man, they
22:01
would have a buff hand. One
22:04
tough forearm. Is
22:06
there something that I like to do that I've
22:08
always, I mean, video games, but
22:10
even then you have a variety of different games that you play.
22:14
Possibly your variety is the subject, the chapter.
22:17
I'm just trying to think of one
22:19
thing I'd want to do consistently for 20 years.
22:22
This feels like the culmination of a lifetime
22:25
of diary-ing. You know,
22:27
dear diary, this is what happened today. But
22:30
with a kind of a specific focus. Is
22:33
this someone's life? Yes, definitely.
22:35
That's what this is. And that will fuel some of the other
22:37
theories as to who wrote this and
22:39
why. But again, we're going to get into all that. But before
22:41
I do that, I think it's important that we cover the history,
22:44
kind of how it came into modern being
22:46
and who has kind
22:48
of had their hands on it along the way. So
22:50
among the first pages of text in
22:52
the Codex Gigas, it says that the Podlajitsa
22:55
monastery pledged the book in 1295 to
22:59
the Sedlik monastery in Bohemia,
23:02
now the region of the Czech Republic or Czechia.
23:04
It is unknown where the text came from before
23:07
that. That is the earliest known accounting of
23:09
this text. As we mentioned earlier, it is
23:11
believed to have been written between 1204 and 1230 based on
23:15
the necrology written within the text
23:17
itself. Later, the monks seemed to be
23:19
low on funds and it was then purchased
23:21
by another monastery before becoming
23:24
considered one of the wonders of the world,
23:26
according to the National Library of Sweden and
23:29
gaining the interest of the Holy Roman
23:31
Emperor, Rudolf II in 1594. So
23:35
this thing immediately is off to a colorful history.
23:38
Yeah, people all over the world are
23:40
like, let me take a look at it. Let me see
23:42
it. I mean, look, the amount of work that went into
23:44
this. Yeah, for sure. I mean, even if you
23:46
don't know what's going on behind the scenes, you know
23:48
that this took a lot of effort, a
23:51
lot of knowledge, a lot of time. And that
23:53
alone is worth a lot of value.
23:55
Yeah, I mean, look, this thing,
23:57
it just spewed.
24:00
these fanciful stories that people can essentially
24:03
like make up about it or just actual
24:06
facts about it. Yeah. And then that would just
24:08
spread just about like the demon
24:11
book that was written in skin. Boom. Done.
24:13
Oh yeah. It inspires so much intrigue
24:15
already. Yeah. I mean look there are movies
24:18
that are made today that have less story
24:20
than that. I mean you even mentioned Evil
24:22
Dead. That's predicated on a book made
24:25
of human skin that sucks up a little bit
24:27
of blood every time it's got those teeth. Sucks
24:29
in some blood and then someone decides to boldly
24:32
read from it. They just kind of fumble
24:34
out some Latin. Right. And then off it
24:37
goes. Yeah. Again I'm now
24:39
thinking about somewhere in Europe. You
24:41
know someone's going, Oh my God who
24:43
read for the book?
24:46
Now what's interesting about the Holy Roman Emperor
24:49
Rudolf II, it was said that Rudolf
24:51
also owned the Voynich manuscript.
24:53
If you don't remember that one we did a whole episode
24:55
on that topic but it's another
24:58
mysterious medieval text. This
25:00
one a little bit different not so sinister. It
25:02
had pages full of drawings of mythical
25:04
plants and beings. Plants strange
25:07
to our planet. But it seemed
25:10
and it also by the way had an unknown
25:12
language that has yet to be cracked. So
25:14
it seems like this zoological
25:18
kind of what's the word or to cultural
25:20
book about plants and herbs
25:22
and things that are strange to us in an unfamiliar
25:25
language. It is a wild book in and
25:27
of itself but it just goes to show that Rudolf was interested
25:29
in these ancient mysterious
25:32
texts. Yeah I mean look people
25:34
like to collect things. This person had money
25:36
and power so like collecting weird books. I like
25:38
to like the Pokemon cards. You know. You'd be the opposite
25:40
of this Emperor. You'd collect it
25:42
to burn it. Well I'm yeah I would
25:45
get possession of it. Well I would hire
25:47
someone to get possession of it and burn it. I would be
25:49
knowing the vicinity of the planet there. Right. Lest you
25:51
be possessed. Yeah. So
25:53
Rudolf II took it to his castle on loan
25:56
in Prague due to his interest
25:58
in the occult and was particularly interested
26:00
in the portrait of the devil. It's the most iconic
26:03
part of this book. I mean, that's why it's named
26:05
the Devil's Bible after all. But he never
26:07
did return it to the monastery and died
26:10
with it still in his castle. Flashing
26:12
forward a few years at the end of the Thirty
26:14
Years War, the Swedish army
26:16
took the Codex Gigas to Stockholm
26:19
where it remains to this day.
26:22
This war went from about 1618 to 1648
26:25
and it started as a dispute between the Catholics
26:27
and the Protestants before expanding politically
26:29
involving many European countries.
26:32
The Holy Roman Empire had lost
26:34
the war which gave their estate sovereignty
26:37
and Sweden then took the book among many
26:39
other things as a spoil of war.
26:42
And then again the transition
26:44
of ownership of this book continues. While it
26:46
was at the Royal Palace Library in Stockholm,
26:49
Sweden, a wildfire broke
26:51
out on May 7th, 1697.
26:53
Now before the fire reached
26:55
the library, the librarian tasked some of
26:58
the employees with saving books from
27:00
the fire. The Codex Gigas was
27:02
among the few books considered important
27:05
enough to be removed and it was subsequently
27:07
thrown out the window in order to be saved.
27:10
See that was someone that was smart. Not
27:12
the people trying to save the book. Someone's trying to burn
27:15
that book down. Okay, so that's what it was.
27:17
Yeah, that's what it was. A mysterious fire
27:19
is going on. A mysterious fire and they
27:21
go, this reaches, it'll burn
27:23
the whole thing down including that book. It didn't get
27:25
to it. It's heavy as hell. I see someone
27:27
at the bottom of a tapestry with like a big lighter going,
27:30
oh no a wildfire! So after that
27:32
it stayed in Stockholm
27:36
but it did move around a little bit before reaching
27:38
the National Library of Sweden, also
27:41
in Stockholm, where it now remains today.
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this leads us now to the legends
30:33
and theories.
30:34
Despite Codex Gigas' storied
30:37
history and popularity, much
30:39
about the book is still unknown. There
30:42
are many legends, myths and theories
30:44
surrounding this book, many questions just
30:46
like you asked earlier. It's unknown where
30:48
it came from, who made it, and what
30:50
purpose it ultimately serves. But we're
30:52
going to try to talk about
30:55
who created this, some of the details surrounding
30:57
that, as well as some of the curses
30:59
that are surrounding this
31:02
particular text. So one legend
31:04
says that a singular Benedictine
31:06
monk, Herman the Recluse, created
31:09
the Codex Gigas. The story
31:11
goes that he broke his vows to the church and
31:13
sinned sometime in the 13th century. What
31:16
sin he committed is unknown, or
31:19
it was so terrible that the monks kept it from
31:21
the records to keep it a secret.
31:23
Either way, Herman was said to be locked
31:25
away and mirrored while he was still
31:27
alive as a punishment. If you've
31:30
never heard that word before because I haven't, mirrored
31:32
means that he was walled up alive.
31:35
He was put inside a wall and then walled in.
31:38
Similar basically to that Edgar Allan Poe story,
31:40
the cask of Amontillado. So,
31:44
I mean, did you just instantly suffocate and die?
31:48
Not instantly, slowly. You
31:50
would be chained to the wall and then you would
31:52
be bricked in. And so you would be in a very dark,
31:54
heavily enclosed space. I'm sure
31:56
it's not oxygen permeable, but it's
31:59
not like a vacuum. him either and so I'm
32:01
sure you would essentially starve or
32:03
dehydrate to death. Jesus.
32:06
Yeah, it's brutal. But
32:09
again, it's a legend. There
32:11
are many other corners to this thing. Would it be
32:14
more brutal to do that or be
32:16
cemented to the ground except for your face
32:19
and then you're being fed and hydrated?
32:22
Oh gosh. I don't know why I just thought
32:24
about that. I think the first one, so I could just be done
32:26
in a week or two and not be, you
32:28
know, kept alive with my face out Jumanji
32:30
style. Yeah. That sounds,
32:33
oh. I don't know why I thought that was terrible. I do not like
32:35
the idea of not being able to move like that. Right. I
32:37
don't know where that would be. Clostrophobic central.
32:40
Annoying is a very light. I
32:43
would say a little bit more than annoying.
32:45
You're sitting in the ground, the foundation of a building,
32:47
your face sticking out going, well, I'm annoyed.
32:51
So the legend goes on to say that as the
32:53
final brick was laid, Herman
32:55
asked the avid or the leader of the monks for
32:58
a deal for forgiveness. And
33:01
in order to redeem himself, the Abbott
33:03
said that he had to create a book containing all
33:05
of human knowledge for the monastery in
33:08
one day. There are other versions though
33:10
that say that Herman had to create a text that would bring glory
33:13
to the monastery. And there was yet another
33:15
version that says that he was not walled up
33:17
yet. He was basically under threat of
33:19
being walled up. The punishment had been decided,
33:22
but not taken out yet. And he was given an entire
33:25
year to complete the text. Either way, these
33:27
are all very short timelines. Yeah.
33:30
This is a wild story. The whole
33:33
writing in the day, I must just scratch it off the list.
33:35
Because if he were forced to write this in the day to save
33:37
his life, it would not look this good. It
33:40
wouldn't look this good. No. Enter
33:42
the devil. Because you're right, factually impossible
33:45
to do in a day, impossible to do in a year. But
33:47
as the legend continues, as he was
33:49
getting desperate, midnight was approaching, he
33:51
prayed to the devil who in exchange
33:53
for his soul and a portrait within
33:56
the book, he assisted Herman in
33:58
finishing the Codex Gigas. before
34:00
the morning came. So since the portrait
34:02
portrayed him wearing the ermine loincloth
34:05
that we talked about before, some think that it is meant
34:07
to show the devil as the Prince of Darkness.
34:10
It's hard to believe, but the name Hermanus
34:12
Inclusus, another word for recluse
34:15
or punishment, is among the lists
34:18
of deaths in the text, the necrology
34:20
that we talked about. Hermanus Inclusus
34:22
is referred to in there, so it would
34:24
mean that Herman the Reclus almost was
34:27
listing himself within the book on November
34:30
10th in particular, though it's unknown
34:32
what year that would have been. Many have made
34:34
notes and left their mark on the Codex
34:36
Gigas across history. This could also be
34:38
why there are many pages
34:40
dedicated to admitting to sin,
34:42
because if this story is to be taken at face value,
34:45
the writer is- Yeah, with all their sins. Exactly, expunging
34:48
themselves, not only writing knowledge of human history
34:50
and everything they can to perhaps bring glory
34:52
to the monastery, but also expunge
34:55
themselves of their own wrongdoings. It's
34:57
also theorized that Herman may have dedicated his
35:00
entire life to creating the text as a religious act and
35:03
as a recluse rather than as a punishment.
35:05
To me, this makes a lot more sense for
35:08
a monk or anybody to kind of, as
35:10
you kind of indicated earlier, Fredo, to spend
35:12
their life writing such a thoughtful,
35:15
thorough text explaining spells,
35:18
magic, medicine, knowledge, their own
35:20
sins, documenting deaths over the
35:22
course of the entire span of the
35:24
history of writing this. It's a life's work.
35:27
It certainly is. They were
35:29
even copying religious texts, and perhaps
35:32
they saw that themselves as a way to overcome
35:34
their sins. Yeah, I could see that.
35:36
Yeah, I lean that way way more, for sure. Oh, 100%.
35:39
But it's just weird then, though, that you
35:41
have demonic things, right? Yeah,
35:44
but I mean, the Bible still refers to the
35:46
devil and talks about it. Good point. I'm
35:48
not fluid in Latin, that most of this book is written
35:51
in Latin, and I'm sure it could be translated.
35:53
I'm sure, in fact, because this book is actually
35:55
available online, each page is kind
35:58
of in hand. I'm sure there are. are
36:00
translations of it. So Task Force,
36:02
if you want, you can dive in and go
36:04
ham on that. If you'd like, it's too
36:06
much text to cover here. A lot.
36:08
A lot of pages. But suffice to say, whoever
36:10
made this, whoever wrote this text
36:13
was massively talented, though no
36:15
other pieces or text by them have
36:17
ever been discovered or at least connected to
36:20
them. I will say though, this doesn't seem
36:22
as evil as I thought it would be. Right.
36:25
It does sound like an evil thing. Yeah. It's
36:28
actually inspired by the legends surrounding the intrigue,
36:30
right? All the gaps in knowledge are filled
36:32
with legends is basically what's going
36:34
on. There are a lot of curses
36:36
attached to this and we're going to go over like a collection
36:39
of them and that does add a little bit of darkness
36:41
to it. But ultimately, yeah,
36:44
it sounds a lot more sinister than it is. So
36:48
speaking of that, as a result of its connections
36:50
with Lucifer, another popular legend
36:52
is that the devil's Bible is cursed.
36:55
It appears that those that hold onto
36:57
the text are destined to face tragedy.
37:00
We've talked about a few of them already, but we'll dive
37:02
in with more detail. So
37:04
after the monastery sold the Codex Gigas,
37:07
they fell from the Hasite Revolution.
37:10
This war was fought between the Hasites, a Czech
37:12
Protestant group, and the Catholics. Later,
37:15
as I mentioned, the Holy Roman Emperor kind of, air
37:18
quotes, borrowed the book and never
37:20
returned it. And not long after, he
37:22
was overthrown. When he grew older,
37:25
he suffered from depression and paranoia.
37:28
Rudolph II was stripped of power nine years
37:30
before his death in 1612 and then the castle was
37:33
plundered for the text. So you could almost
37:35
point to this text as the downfall
37:37
not only to his power, but then his
37:40
death a few years later. I mean, a
37:42
popular book like this for sure, but then
37:44
again, a lot of kings do have downfalls.
37:46
You know what I mean? Well, everybody dies.
37:49
Yeah, everybody dies. Especially
37:51
back then, people could overthrow
37:53
people. I mean, how? You
37:55
had ships where people would just mutiny,
37:58
you know? like, all right, and
38:00
someone new is in charge. Yeah. I
38:03
mean, it's an interesting timeline. It's hard
38:05
to say that it's not coincidence, because if
38:07
he got the book in 1594, and
38:09
it seems that he passed in 1612, and
38:12
then he lost power nine years before that, so about
38:15
1603-ish, then it's like a 10-year timeline. So 10
38:18
years after getting it, he lost power.
38:20
10 years after that, he passed away. So that's
38:23
a 20-year difference. Do you attribute it
38:25
to the text or the curse? Or
38:27
is it coincidence? Either way, he's
38:29
involved. Later, during the fire
38:31
of the castle in Stockholm, a witness, oh,
38:34
this is kind of morbidly hilarious.
38:36
So there was a witness that claimed, during
38:38
this fire, right, they're running around
38:40
the library, trying to save some of the books from these flames.
38:43
A witness claimed that when this particular
38:45
book flew out the window, not
38:47
only was it saved from the fire in that doing,
38:50
but it landed on somebody, injuring
38:52
them pretty badly. No. Because
38:55
it is a big, heavy book. It's a big book. So that
38:57
kind of only adds to the idea of
38:59
a curse, because of course, out of all
39:01
the time for this to happen, not only was there
39:04
a fire, but then being saved from
39:06
the fire, it said, well, I'm gonna do something, and
39:08
it hurt somebody. Some say that
39:10
this is also when some of the pages went missing,
39:12
that they flew out, because it was probably damaged
39:15
in some way when it fell, and that
39:17
maybe the pages were accidentally lost rather
39:19
than being intentionally cut out, as some
39:22
scholars have believed. Oh,
39:24
that's unfortunate. Yeah. We don't know exactly
39:26
what's lost, but we will get into a pretty
39:28
strong theory as to what was lost in
39:31
just a moment. But coming back to the fire,
39:33
the cause of the fire itself still is a mystery
39:36
as the fire watchers. Now this is a conflation
39:38
of accidents. The fire watchers were not
39:41
at their assigned locations, and
39:43
so many attribute this to the cursed
39:45
text, that the fire started when
39:48
the fire watchers weren't there, and that the
39:50
book hurt somebody, and on top of
39:52
that, the punishment for the fire watchers not
39:54
being there was that they were later executed.
39:57
Holy! So there's
39:59
a lot of the, you know. darkness surrounding this
40:01
particular moment. I guess they left their post.
40:04
At the worst time possible. The worst time. I mean,
40:06
right? Like, how many times did they leave their post and no
40:08
fires happened? Mm-hmm. In 1858,
40:11
this is centuries now later on, long
40:14
after the Codex Gigas had made its way to Stockholm,
40:16
there was a story of it published in
40:18
the Takroliga anecdote,
40:21
or in English, the hilarious anecdotes.
40:24
The story says that one of the library employees
40:26
fell asleep one night and was locked
40:28
in the building. He saw books fly from
40:30
their shelves and actually revolve around
40:32
the Codex Gigas. The morning after he
40:34
was found terrified, and he remained
40:37
so in a terrified state for many years
40:39
afterwards. Years later, a librarian
40:41
named August Strindberg claimed
40:44
to hear voices emanating from the book. Strindberg
40:46
was reportedly obsessed with the Codex Gigas and
40:49
would bring friends to read from it for hours
40:52
in the middle of the night. Pause,
40:54
red flag. That's a red flag friend right there.
40:56
100%, man.
40:58
I want you to read with me from a book that
41:01
speaks. Even this, it's like,
41:03
pass. You got some enablers, dog.
41:05
You don't have true friends. Yeah. You
41:07
know what I mean? True friends would be like, let's see what
41:09
old August is up to. Right. You got a
41:11
talking book. August, my dude,
41:14
you should stop doing this. This isn't right. Instead,
41:16
they're like, I guess I'll go hang out with August and
41:18
read the pages again. In a more real way though,
41:20
this would be exactly like Talk to Me. This
41:23
would be a group of friends rolling up next to
41:25
a haunted book and saying like, yes, the pages.
41:28
Look, look, he's floating. His eyes are rolling back in his head. Yeah. God,
41:31
what a good movie. This is such a good high to be possessed by a demon for five
41:33
seconds. Fantastic horror movie if you haven't
41:35
seen it already. Yeah, check it out. Basically the premise
41:38
is that there's a haunted object and
41:40
these teens are addicted to allowing
41:42
possession of themselves for up to 90 seconds.
41:45
Of course that is what teens would do because
41:48
there's no mortality in them yet. But I
41:50
mean, maybe that's what's happening with this Codex Gigas
41:52
in Strindberg. I don't know. Talk
41:54
to me is a lot better than the Pope's Exorcist
41:57
with Russell Crowe. Oh,
42:00
yeah, Russell Crowe. He's
42:02
out there doing like some kind of Italian accent
42:05
and he's like Anthony Hopkins as
42:07
well or was that a different no this
42:10
came out this year. Oh, that's okay This
42:12
is Russell Crowe. He's the Pope's Exorcist.
42:15
There's a demon that he has to exercise
42:18
What's the Anthony Hopkins movie? That was good though.
42:20
Terrible. The one in Italy. He's
42:22
a priest. He's exercising the right.
42:25
Yeah You gotta watch it but
42:27
please continue. Oh, no, I was saying it's
42:29
an absolute trash movie. Oh Shouldn't
42:33
watch it that being said
42:36
like I must boy. It's a trash movie. Okay The
42:38
story behind it was interesting.
42:41
There's like a demon essentially Okay, but
42:43
the demon was trying
42:46
to possess the Pope's Exorcist
42:48
Russell Crowe because previously
42:51
he possessed a High
42:53
standing I guess as an officer
42:56
like a cardinal or something Yeah I cardinal in
42:58
the church and use that person's
43:00
power and influence to do all the
43:03
evil things that happen in the Crusades. Oh Yeah,
43:07
cool, yeah, it's a great idea and so
43:09
it's like I will now want to possess
43:12
the Pope's Exorcist So I can
43:14
you know, I would again some Painous
43:18
evil massive plan. It's like that eating
43:20
premise. Yeah, that was cool And
43:23
then just you just got Russell Crowe doing Italian
43:26
accent Yeah,
43:38
that was a better Italian accent when he was an
43:40
ancient Roman yeah glad you He
43:43
does play Italians only anyway,
43:45
yeah Yeah, so related to this curse
43:47
some believe that the missing pages of the text
43:50
contain more occult practices and beliefs Which
43:52
is why they were torn out This is fascinating
43:55
and I didn't know about this going into this but some
43:57
believe that the pages contained instructions for
43:59
the day devil's prayer. But we were unable to find
44:02
any information regarding what the devil's prayer
44:04
might be or why they believed that. That's
44:06
just kind of one of the long-standing kind
44:08
of theories. Others believed that
44:10
it was instructions for the apocalypse.
44:13
We don't know if that's how to start
44:15
the apocalypse, if it's descriptions as to how
44:17
to see it coming or what it would contain,
44:20
but just information or instructions around
44:22
the apocalypse. Others believed that it's some
44:24
kind of knowledge that humans were not meant to have,
44:27
i.e. it was torn from the book. Now this
44:30
is where we get to the rule of St. Benedict. This
44:32
part is very fascinating to me. So
44:35
a note in the Codex Gigas mentions the
44:37
rule of St. Benedict, a set
44:39
of guidelines for the Benedictine monks
44:42
who we talked about a little bit earlier, but
44:44
these rules are not found in the text.
44:46
So the National Library of Sweden has concluded
44:49
from that that at least some
44:51
of the missing pages may have been dedicated
44:53
to the rule. Any of the text holders
44:55
between now and the original author could have disagreed
44:58
with this rule and been the ones to remove it. It
45:00
goes through so many hands. Yeah,
45:03
it's coupled around. So like the original
45:05
author puts it in and then any one of the authors
45:07
after takes it out. Lots of setting. A book like this,
45:10
you spend so much time meticulously
45:12
putting it together and someone's like, I don't
45:14
like that. I only thought I'm going to take it out. Perhaps
45:17
whoever tore it out disagreed with these guidelines,
45:19
but again to echo back onto
45:22
when it was thrown out the window, it's likely
45:24
that it took some damage at 165 pound three
45:26
foot book fallen from however high
45:28
up in the air, landing potentially on
45:30
a man. Yeah, you know, it could be that some
45:32
of the pages came out then too, but that
45:35
concludes the main legends and theories
45:37
that surround the Codex Gigas. Hopefully
45:39
time will reveal more about
45:41
this intriguing text, but until then it
45:43
will remain a mystery to time with
45:45
more legends filling the gaps than answers.
45:48
Not as demonic as I thought it
45:50
would be. Not as demonic, no. It's not like
45:52
it's, you know, people interested in the occult
45:54
are interested in this book, but it's not like it
45:57
actively promotes the
45:59
occult. or the
46:01
words of the devil or anything. But
46:04
the iconography of the devil is
46:07
one of the leading imageries coming from
46:09
this text. And so much mystery
46:11
and intrigue surrounding it and
46:14
the idea of curses kind of fill
46:16
in the air of like, well we don't know about
46:18
it, so let's kind of fill it in with what
46:20
could be. And a lot of that just basically
46:23
stems from that one page depiction of the
46:25
devil. I'm surprised not more stems from
46:27
the depiction of heaven right next door to that
46:30
picture of the devil, but the fascinating
46:32
book and one for the history books to
46:34
be sure. Yeah, I just walking
46:36
into a room with this thing in it, it's probably,
46:39
it's just bigger than you, right? And in terms
46:41
of the story and the history
46:45
and how old it is, I couldn't
46:47
even imagine. That's just
46:49
something that just go, that's just straight up wow.
46:52
Yeah. You just go, my God, like
46:54
this, look at this thing and all of its existence.
46:59
It's written in a totally different time, totally different century, 800
47:01
years ago. It's touched the hands
47:03
of a Roman emperor and
47:06
then that empire has since fallen. The language
47:08
it's written in has since died, right? Like
47:11
it is, if nothing else, an
47:14
amazing footprint of history to your
47:16
point. It reminds me, there's a painting, I think it's in
47:18
the Louvre where somebody got
47:20
ahold of this painting. It had been rolled up
47:22
and put away and stored and transferred. And
47:24
at some point in order to tuck it away into
47:26
a certain trunk or whatever,
47:29
it was cut in half. Someone took a sword and
47:31
just cut down the middle of it horizontally. So
47:33
that way it'd be small enough to store
47:35
away and it is now on display with
47:37
that cut forever in it, obviously, because you
47:39
can't undo it, entropy is a thing. But
47:41
it's like something so small, so quick,
47:44
these missing pages even, like
47:46
some breath of time has a permanent footprint
47:48
and you can just like, I don't know, there's something so
47:50
beautifully tangible that history
47:53
manifests in that way. I don't know. I
47:55
would love to just look at this book just so I
47:57
can imagine the hands that have been on it, the people
47:59
that wrote it. it with a person, whoever, it
48:01
is a beautiful mystery, intriguing as
48:04
it is potentially dark. This
48:06
is just to me the perfect Halloween mystery
48:08
to end this month on. Yeah, it was.
48:11
It's very intriguing. It's still,
48:13
there's just so many mysteries out there, right? We've
48:15
done hundreds of, oh, I guess we're
48:18
creeping up on 200 episodes
48:22
of Red Web, man. So a big shout out to the
48:24
task force. So you guys are the driving force on the blood
48:26
of this. Backbone
48:29
in the blood. Not sacrificing anyone again,
48:31
not cold. But you guys
48:33
are the blood life of the podcast.
48:37
We don't drink out of it. But
48:39
we still come across mysteries that are just so
48:42
different than other ones. Yeah. You
48:44
might be sure you could find similarities and everything, but
48:46
like, okay, there's this demonic skin
48:49
book. Okay. Yeah.
48:51
All right. That's just wild to me. Yeah,
48:54
dude. Last setting question. Yeah. All
48:56
right. I'm just members, uh, you know,
48:58
you figuring out the fever stuff, you wrote it down,
49:01
this is a different comment. Right. Right.
49:04
I want to answer that. I want to answer too, but if not, then you
49:06
get two for one. It all right. If you haven't
49:08
researched the fever stuff yet, but
49:10
there's, there's a book in front of
49:12
you. Got it. Okay. Yeah.
49:18
Um, it's a book in front of you. Okay. Right.
49:22
Just, it, there's no like kind
49:24
of just looks like a bland book, right?
49:26
Just sway either way in terms of like
49:29
emotion, colors, feelings or anything. I heard it's
49:31
very bland. 50% chance
49:33
that it is a book of
49:36
wishes or a 50% chance
49:38
that is a book of horrors. Okay. You
49:40
taking that? The question I have is what happens
49:43
if I take it or open it? Do I get
49:45
a wish or do I get a horror? Do
49:48
I get a take or do I get a gift? So the
49:50
thing is the, if you open it, it's wishes, you get
49:52
a ton of wishes, but if you open it, it's horrors,
49:54
you get a ton of horrors. Yeah. What
49:57
does that mean? Like, are you possessed by a beaming?
50:00
crawl out of the book and just vibe with you?
50:02
No, this needs to be detailed. Some sort of Tom Riddle
50:04
diary? I mean, I would just go
50:06
with the blank statement of like, you don't
50:08
like wishes and you're not going to like
50:10
horrors. Yeah. I've heard way too
50:13
many monkey paw stories
50:15
that I go, that's a fascinating book and immediately
50:18
put it in a crystal case. Right. I wouldn't touch
50:20
the thing with my bare skin. I'd
50:23
be like, you know, listen, 50% chance of
50:25
a wish come true and 50% that my life is
50:28
a horror film. I'm out. Yeah.
50:30
I like to dabble with that stuff. I like to watch it from
50:32
afar. Right. You know, I don't want
50:34
to know. I'm not getting involved. I've seen
50:37
enough horror movies. I'm not even touching it. I'm
50:39
walking away. If
50:42
you get wishes, it's wishes. There's no like,
50:44
oh man, I'm not gambling man. It's
50:48
like 50 50 per person. Like you
50:51
open it up and suddenly like a gold brick
50:53
falls in your lap. It hurts a little bit, but you get
50:55
it. Per person. Yeah.
50:59
The mean like, do you try to get someone else to open
51:01
the book? Be like, Hey, could you wish for this real quick?
51:03
Yeah. I ain't entering the cycle, man.
51:05
I'm not touching the book. Yeah. That's the one
51:07
thing I won't mess with. Untold horrors.
51:10
No, thanks. Task Force. Let me know. You open that book.
51:13
It's going to be a resounding change your life and you're
51:15
just like forever. You
51:18
don't got to worry about nothing. Okay. So
51:20
what it is is you and I walking back out onto that
51:22
balcony asking the task force in the
51:25
room and everyone going a resounding no, we
51:27
got a book. It's
51:30
either real good or real bad. And then one
51:32
brave soul in the back is going like, I'll
51:34
risk it for humanity. Oh, my
51:37
eyes. Yeah,
51:40
pretty much. Yeah. Oh man.
51:42
Well, again, reminder, thank you, task force for
51:44
sticking with it. God, what a fun episode. What
51:46
a fascinating hypothetical. Remember
51:49
again, if you haven't checked it out already, we got our Halloween
51:51
special. We went to the USS Hornet. We
51:53
had so much going on. And if you want to become a first
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member to support this show, get this show ad
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52:00
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52:03
slash first you get some deleted scenes
52:05
some uncut just raw footage from the
52:07
ship And then we'll do a follow-up a
52:10
little debrief once that episode has
52:12
had everybody pour over it We're gonna go through the comments
52:14
look at your time stamps if you've identified anything
52:17
any sound bites and eclipse and stills Especially
52:20
in that raw footage we're gonna collate all that like
52:22
we do every single year do a special one-off
52:24
case files Where we react
52:27
to your reactions right you guys are the eyes
52:29
and ears so you know get
52:31
to it Let's get tangible and also
52:33
Fredo's desperate for you to debunk some of that
52:38
No just the size no joke whatsoever
52:40
it was weird they explain it to
52:42
me there's some weirdness All
52:45
right task force see you right back here
52:47
next Monday for yet another mystery
52:49
happy home You
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