Look, we're just going to cop to it. We can't control Matt, but we also won't pretend that we haven't enabled him in the past. We're sorry for what happened. Just know that you're safe now, because he's behind strong Canadian bars.

Anyway, now that's out of the way, Joe's got some YouTube comments he can't believe, and Steve's been doing some pretty thorough research about the ACTUAL MOON. Gav has his phone on.