This episode will cover: 

• Welcome to our first podcast guest—Max Van Arsdale (Vanessa's Husband)
• Harper's interesting souvenir from the Military Museum of North Florida
• Max starts watching WandaVision
• Secretly slipping food to the dogs
• "I would make you some breakfast, but I just cleaned the kitchen"
• Missing an item? Check the freezer
• Waking up with spiders
• Max vs the butter knife
• Tales from a boarding school lacrosse kid
• Why America needs more bidets
• Being a high school history teacher

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