In their first literary effort since failing to claim copyright of The Bible, freelance embalmers Dick and December Bouvier serve up an insane tale of sex and murder punctuated with carbonated fish drinks, urinal drownings, second-hand coffins, deranged puppets, and goose liver meringue pies. Not recommended for people who are humorless, quickly offended, easily nauseated, sorta twitchy, or under 18.