We were not kind to this episode! If you felt as bewildered as we did, join us as we rag on the clunky storytelling that has characterized this season so far, then ask hard-hitting questions like: what exactly happened between F.P. and Gladys Jones? Why can't Fred Andrews parent his 16 year-old son? Are there any medical doctors in Riverdale or just coroners? And how exactly is this town's iconic nunnery/insane asylum/gay conversion therapy program set up?