Keeeeeeep Readin' "The Little Sisters of Eluria," because we don't even start talking about it in this episode!! This is just the chill sesh from immediately before we start talking about the story. We talk about which books are on The List (spoiler: we add one!), our various childhood traumas, and more! It's the Loosey-Goosiest Roland With My Homies yet!!

DISCUSSED:

Confirmation of Reading Order0:00.000Word Processor of the Gods1:08.646Josh is in such a dark world he assumes all positivity is sarcasm2:16.990HELLO AND WELCOME2:45.033Discussion of whether to add books to the list2:45.033Eaze Spot5:41.191D is "so fucking pumped" for The Stand7:28.834D want this podcast to outlast the Trump presidency8:56.864In every fucking episode we argue about how to pronounce Wolves of the Calla10:27.154After we're done with The Dark Tower11:19.969Following My Bliss12:08.302What! We actually add The Talisman to the list13:40.000Trumppppppp15:32.308Mike's Story About Childhood's End17:04.895What we were reading in middle school18:39.409What Mike did with the settlement22:16.107What the HECK does a twelve year old want to read that book for24:22.923She means the beam28:17.881Danielle's high school experience29:13.411Mike and Josh have similar outlooks on the future32:34.728START OF PODCAST34:57.005