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Rolling Beans

A weekly Comedy podcast
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Rolling Beans

Archie

Rolling Beans

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Rolling Beans

Archie

Rolling Beans

A weekly Comedy podcast
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Thanks for a great first season my Beanie Babies 
It's a pretty serious one, don't expect to laugh, just expect to cry. 
Don't be afraid of who you are, you are an e-girl simp and that's okay. 
I'm getting locked up for tax fraud and for kissing Edgar's succulent lips. 
If you don't go to a trade school, you probably won't think this funny. 
Recorded early for you Beanie Babies. Manager Grace is asking for a fist fight this episode. 
I hope you brought your nose plugs, and your ear plugs honestly, who wants to hear me talk this long?
You didn't ask for it, and let me tell you, you fucking got it, 45 minutes of pure ignorance. 
If you have an Android you might not like this one. 
That's right, back to the pyramid schemes you bishes love to partake in. 
Where is it, take me to your lair, sacrifice me to your polygamous God's, I do not care, I just want the chicken wings. 
Are you sick of old people just being old? Are you yourself young? Are we all going to hell? Yes, but we going together my Beanie Babies. 
47 minutes of jerking off, enjoy.
Why is daylight savings a thing? Where were those mennonites going? Why did Manager Grace not finish cleaning the kitchen? If you have any answers please call the hotline, thank you. 
Manager Grace joined the pod to do my ad libs and hold my toes, can't miss content. 
If this intro doesn't get me brought onto America's got talent, nothing will, 
We are now at 1 episode per week at 45 minutes each, that's just enough time to make love 3 separate times to your old lady while listening to Archie's ASMR.
Shoulda took my allergy meds pre-recording, rookie move. 
I want to formally apologize to absolutely nobody, I'm the greatest podcaster to ever live.
Plenty of burps, plenty of farts, and a whole lotta religious anarchy. Happy birthday Hannah!
If you don't know what MTV's "Pimp My Ride" is, please go watch and come back with a relevant reference to the show with APA in text citations and separate reference sheet. 
You might not like this episode, but it was my favorite one to record so far. What's that say about society huh? 
I wouldn't wear your best pair of panties while listening to this one ladies, things get moist quick.
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