How much does plutonium weigh? You call THAT a kiss? Can Gina, whose job is to lay out the plot, stay on track AT all? Does it even really matter if she does, if Maureen can't remember what any of the characters’ names are?? We have a lot of questions, but there's definitely NO question about our hilarious special guest, Assad, who joins us this week to investigate season 1, episode 3, “Parody.” We discuss childhood collectors items, worship at a new Alias altar, and try to figure out what is "basketball" anyway. Tequila with ice cream......not for me, luv. xx

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