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now It's time for this show

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a show that I like very much Last

4:14

week we talked about Valentine's Day stuff

4:16

because it was about to be Valentine's

4:19

Day This week, obviously

4:21

Valentine's Day is past. Yes, and so I'm hoping

4:23

that you asked your partner to be your Valentine

4:25

that's one of the things we talked about last

4:27

week, by the way is There's

4:30

a new trend of people expecting you to ask

4:33

them to be your Valentine again Andrew

4:36

why are you looking at me like this? Cuz you're married.

4:38

I Thought I was

4:40

trying to get in there. Yeah, I thought he was

4:42

trying to ask you Of course I asked my fiancé

4:44

to be my Valentine. How'd you do it? I said,

4:46

do you want to be my we were watching mr.

4:48

And mr. Smith I just want

4:51

to be my mom on the toilet through a

4:53

door That's it you just asked you just asked

4:55

a question. What do you what do you mean?

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What are you supposed to do you ask you

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have to do I writer? Yeah Valentine's

5:07

guy writing is my favorite one because it's

5:09

the only way to be romantic where somebody

5:11

might somebody else might die Sure.

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Yeah. Yeah. Also, also I don't feel like

5:15

a sky writing you have to like wait

5:17

like I Oh Like

5:21

putting it together I feel you put it together

5:24

really fast The other thing I love about sky

5:26

writing is that it is the only Valentine's Day

5:28

gift you can give for somebody that Everyone around

5:30

you can also take credit for Oh, I absolutely

5:32

pick enough Or

5:34

if you make your partner go inside before they spell

5:37

out the name Love

5:40

you forever Okay,

5:43

no I

5:51

Think it's very funny that you asked your

5:53

partner to be your Valentine the way that

5:55

like old people asked each

5:57

other to marry them Where's like we were sitting

5:59

there? watching the tube and I just

6:01

knew I wanted to marry her so I asked her the

6:04

question right then and there. Didn't have a ring, didn't need

6:06

one. We were both 16. Yeah.

6:10

Two years later we had seven children.

6:12

Right. Doesn't make any sense.

6:14

After the war. Yeah. Yeah.

6:17

Did you ask your partner to be their

6:19

Valentine? Oh yeah. I talked about this last

6:21

week. I asked my partner to be my

6:23

Valentine by making a playlist

6:26

which I do for the memory year on Valentine's Day.

6:28

Sure. This year I recorded the

6:31

playlist on to cassette which

6:33

I wanted my partner to be able to play

6:35

in their car because they said that they hated

6:37

having to go to SoundCloud to listen to the

6:39

DJ set and so

6:42

I put it on cassette and

6:44

then found a cassette player with

6:46

Bluetooth connectivity. Hell yeah. So

6:48

that they could play the tape

6:51

in their Bluetooth enabled car. And

6:53

Andrew and I had a conversation

6:55

about this how the bar is

6:57

so low universally across the board in

7:00

the dating landscape right now that

7:02

like you can knock it

7:04

you can Babe Ruth that shit

7:07

so easily. What are you just

7:09

like being able to be above

7:11

and beyond as a. Well I've talked

7:13

to a couple of women who have are

7:16

women who are not in relationships who

7:19

in the last relationship they were in like

7:23

a let's just say like getting

7:25

flowers would have been like cheer

7:28

inducing Lee generous. What

7:30

happened. What has happened to the man

7:32

bag dude like dude like also

7:35

like this is how far flowers

7:37

go in flowers

7:39

are essentially like equivalent

7:41

to skywriting because the bar is so low

7:43

because like I'm my friends my female friends

7:46

have gone on dates where the dudes don't

7:48

ask them a single question about the yikes

7:50

which is like so insane

7:52

to me like that the thought of not

7:54

going on a date with a woman and

7:57

not asking her a question doesn't I can't

7:59

even calculus for that. That doesn't

8:01

even make sense to me. It's like,

8:03

why are you there if not to

8:05

learn something about the person across from

8:07

me? So like, so again, to teach

8:09

you about Joe Rogan. Oh my god.

8:12

Only questions I'm asking is, do you

8:14

listen to JRE? Are you subscribed to

8:16

JRE? And have you seen Goodfellas? It's

8:18

three hours long. You cannot be in

8:20

the middle of it. Do you have

8:22

alpha gorilla mindset? Yes. Yeah,

8:24

exactly. Yeah. Bar is ridiculously low.

8:26

Also like underground. It's so low.

8:29

Not just, uh, well, I mean,

8:31

especially for men, because we're pretty fucking awful.

8:33

Just, oh, this is gross. Yeah. Just gros

8:35

most of us are pretty fucking disgusting. Terrible.

8:37

But even the other way of just like,

8:39

I was telling somebody else that they were

8:41

like, what do you love the most about

8:44

your partner? I was like, did they love

8:46

me? And they were like, bleek.

8:50

My man. That is the

8:52

only thing required. Jesus.

8:56

That is the work requirement to be here.

8:58

Yeah. Like that is the, yeah, exactly. Oh

9:01

my god. So yeah, there's a whole new

9:03

Valentine's Day meta that's going on. You got

9:05

to ask your partner to be your Valentine.

9:07

Check. Um, you got to pretend like, you

9:10

know, we're high schoolers and you're doing a

9:12

promposal, which is what I think you said

9:14

last week. Very app. Wait, did

9:17

you do promposals? Cause I was too old

9:19

for promposals. No, no, I got, um,

9:21

I was in like, uh, academic discipline

9:23

for my first prom, uh, availability, and

9:25

I wasn't able to go. I wasn't

9:27

allowed to go. You want to hear

9:29

a sad fact about Drew Sapling? Sure.

9:31

I went to six proms. What? Is

9:34

that a sad fact? It's a sad fact. That's well,

9:36

it becomes sad when you realize that it means that

9:38

they had to go too, too early and

9:40

too, too late. You

9:43

want to hear an incriminating fact? This was last year.

9:49

Like three proms, not sad. Like, oh, you

9:51

went to your friend's prom, whatever. You went

9:53

sophomore year, junior year, whatever. Six proms. I

9:56

don't know what I was chasing, dog. I don't know what I

9:58

was after. Like, pussy. I guess. I'm

10:03

in your shoes, and I go and

10:06

I'm... If

10:13

I'm in your rented shoes. If I'm in

10:15

those rented patent leather shoes that feel like

10:17

walking on lava, they're so painful,

10:20

those shoes. Just

10:23

arts just drawingly bad. If

10:25

I'm in your shoes and I go two... If I

10:27

get two proms, I'm going to two proms. I'm like,

10:29

okay, let's fucking... Let's run it

10:31

back. Let's see if I can get three. And

10:34

then if I hit three, I'm

10:36

just... It's like, okay, now it's time to run

10:38

up the score. Now it's time to go fucking bull's hornets.

10:42

I'm dropping 60 points on them. I'm fucking Kobe,

10:44

and I'm looking at the record. I'm going, I

10:46

can do 80 proms. Yeah. I

10:48

can do 80 proms. I'm doing 10 proms

10:50

per year. More than one. Okay, maybe you do

10:52

coat check your freshman year, but then you do...

10:55

Pick a prom, go to that prom.

10:57

That's your prom. That's it. You don't

10:59

need mass proms. Did you go to

11:02

six proms one per year?

11:04

No, I did two every year

11:07

for three years. Okay. That

11:09

makes it better. Sophomore, junior, senior, two. Yeah, yeah,

11:11

two a year. Okay. Okay. So,

11:14

okay. Going to

11:16

six proms also, you get divided

11:19

pretty starkly down two lines in my mind. And

11:21

Drew, I don't want to cast aspersions. I don't

11:23

want him making judgment call on you. Just do

11:25

it, coward. But here it is.

11:27

You either are... You go to six

11:29

proms, you are an all-star fucking pussy-getter.

11:32

Or... Or you're...

11:35

Man, what a nice guy. What a nice, safe guy

11:37

to take to prom who's not going to try anything.

11:40

Bingo. What a guy

11:42

who's not going to put a move on me. He's

11:44

just a fun guy to go to dinner with and

11:46

go to the dance. Yeah, that's pretty great that your

11:48

life in high school was either either... He's

11:52

got the biggest dick I've ever seen. Or

11:54

Drew, I'm pretty sure he's gay. Yeah, yeah.

11:57

I'm pretty sure... Yeah. Yeah.

12:00

Yeah, he's my theater friend who leads the church

12:02

band. I'm gonna be fine Yeah,

12:06

you are either like you're either putting

12:08

Wilt Chamberlain number And

12:15

brother you know as a as

12:17

a theater cinema kid Who went

12:19

to an arts high school guess

12:21

where I fell yeah on that

12:24

dichotomy? Is a

12:26

theater kid who mostly worked house I

12:28

would sell in tickets guess where I

12:30

fucking lived No,

12:41

I my first prom I was on like

12:43

academic probation or something so I wasn't allowed

12:45

to go and then the second prom that

12:47

I went to I Went

12:50

to coach I got invited to go to Coachella

12:52

instead and so I told my girlfriend at the

12:54

time I'm going to Coachella, and she said and

12:56

I quote oh She

13:07

said it was fine. They can't lie

13:10

You can't something can't be not fine if you

13:13

say it's fine, so it turns out it wasn't

13:15

fine, and we don't

13:17

date anymore Which is

13:19

fine, which is fine, and I'm saying it's

13:21

fine. I mean it No,

13:25

it is great one thing that I learned

13:27

about Valentine's Day recently that I think both of you

13:29

boys might enjoy very much I found

13:31

out that my partner their stepmom for

13:34

certain holidays will send care packages Including

13:37

gift bags of goodies

13:39

candies etcetera to hand out to

13:41

my partner's friends and one of

13:44

these is Valentine's

13:46

Day so effectively

13:48

my partner's stepmom is

13:51

Sending Valentine's Day gifts

13:54

to my partner's friends does that

13:56

make sense mm-hmm I

13:59

mean It

14:01

makes, I understand what you said, it doesn't

14:03

make sense. It's like a

14:05

very like fifth grade thing. Take a

14:07

candy basket to your friends. Does she

14:10

mail them directly to these people? No,

14:12

no, no, no, no. Okay, thanks. So

14:14

she mails them to your partner. And

14:17

when I say a large box, I

14:19

am going to show you guys the picture, but

14:21

I'm not able to show it on the podcast

14:24

for obvious reasons. Of course. The

14:27

box with the hand on it. Holy fucking hell.

14:29

Is that your hand? No.

14:32

Jesus Christ. The box with the

14:34

hand on it. It's a huge

14:36

fucking box. So in this

14:38

giant box are a bunch of goodie bags asking

14:41

people to be there. Valentine. Again,

14:43

my partner's stepmother's Valentine's. Sure. And

14:46

the way that the way that this woman

14:48

gets the names is

14:50

just by remembering whatever

14:52

names that my

14:54

partner mentions over the year through

14:57

conversations and stories. She must write

14:59

them down. She writes them

15:01

down every time a name is

15:03

mentioned, but does not seem to

15:05

make any delineation about the topic

15:08

of conversation. Sure. Okay,

15:10

so that means now I have a goal. Now

15:12

I just want to get on that list. Your

15:14

partner's stepmom's Valentine's Day list. Which is easy because

15:17

my partner was telling me about it and being

15:19

like, I don't

15:21

even fucking talk to Jessica all year. The

15:23

one time I brought up Jessica's because she

15:25

was being kind of a bitch. Yeah, exactly.

15:27

Now I gotta go give her this kid.

15:29

My mom got you this. She thinks I

15:32

like you. Yeah. The sentence

15:34

was that bitch Jessica stabbed me in

15:36

the back and the mom just went,

15:38

d-d-d-d-d-d-d scan for name

15:40

Jessica Rolodex. Oh my God.

15:43

I think it's so funny that

15:45

you can get on this person

15:47

also because

15:49

it's like all about like who they're

15:51

talking about on their very short phone calls. Because

15:53

it's a phone call with like a stepmom, right?

15:55

Yeah. It's in, it's out,

15:57

it's easy, you're done, you're gone. What

16:00

a kind thing for a stepmom to do. Just

16:02

like, oh, I'm in this person's

16:04

life. Here's some stuff. Here's some stuff. I love you

16:06

and your people. Here you go. Absolutely.

16:09

I care. But because my

16:12

name has not come up all of the time.

16:18

Did you not get a Valentine? We're not

16:20

sure if I've gotten a

16:22

Valentine's Day gift. Because

16:25

again, a lot of the conversations that they

16:27

have are to talk about

16:29

the problems. And so I

16:32

am not sure that I have gotten one.

16:34

And I said that if I don't get

16:36

one, they're going to demote

16:38

me to minor league boyfriends. And I don't

16:40

get to play in the majors anymore. Oh,

16:42

no. But the good news is the

16:44

merch is so much better for minor league. The

16:47

hats and jerseys fucking rule. They fit

16:49

better. They look better. They look better.

16:51

They got cooler colorways. So here's my

16:54

pitch for something that we're going to

16:56

start doing every single year. Every

16:58

year on Valentine's Day, we

17:01

are going to host a dinner. And

17:03

the only way to get an invite is

17:05

to get stepmom's Valentine's

17:08

Day gift. Oh, wow.

17:11

That's awesome. Bring together all the

17:13

people that your stepmom thinks are

17:15

in your life for one dinner

17:17

party. One exclusive dinner. Yeah. And

17:19

what a weird, eclectic group of

17:21

people with nothing in common other

17:24

than being mentioned in passing coverage.

17:26

What we have just invented is the

17:29

first act of a murder mystery. Absolutely.

17:31

That is the only way this goes.

17:33

Now, you all have reason to kill me. And

17:37

there's a reason my stepmother brought you here

17:39

tonight. Oh, man.

17:42

Wives out. Wives out is

17:45

very good. Guys,

17:47

that's why they pay me the medium bucks. How

17:51

hard do you think it would be to have a

17:53

murder mystery dinner? Like how many like the

17:56

logistics of just like building out? Like, are

17:58

you OK? Are you talking? about

18:00

like a game or like a real

18:02

murder mystery. Yeah, okay. Guys,

18:07

hypothetically, how do you get rid of a

18:09

body? If you were to kill a man

18:11

and then invite your friends over and blame

18:13

one of them, who would you blame and

18:15

why? And how? If

18:17

you were to accidentally stab someone and

18:19

watch the light leaving their eyes in

18:23

the last breath, catch the taillights

18:26

under the criss-caught moon. Oh,

18:29

sorry, sorry, I'm going to go about hanging

18:31

out with your friends after that. I

18:34

have been to a murder

18:36

mystery dinner before, like one

18:38

that was put on not professionally but by

18:40

friends. Actually, I don't think that they would

18:42

mind me saying it. I went

18:44

to Chris de Maris's

18:47

murder mystery dinner party.

18:49

Who died? A random

18:52

person that was- Did you just hire an actor to

18:54

come in and die? There was

18:56

two hired actors, neither one of them were the

18:58

people that died. The person

19:00

that died was just one of Chris's

19:02

partner's friends who was there and was

19:05

very bewildered that they basically were not

19:07

allowed to talk or hang out with

19:09

anyone in the party after they had

19:11

died. Here's my favorite part, because

19:14

it sounds shitty, right? It sounds bad.

19:17

About midway through, a new

19:19

character was introduced to the

19:21

party that came late, played

19:26

by the murder victim, so that they

19:29

could now take

19:31

place in part of the party. They

19:33

tried really hard to make themselves a red herring,

19:35

but we all knew the person

19:37

who showed up 20 minutes ago

19:40

didn't do the murder. That's

19:42

so funny. It was

19:44

bad. What? God,

19:46

I love that Chris lives inside, I think

19:48

you should leave. He lives in-

19:50

I feel like he just appeared from

19:52

that world, from the mind of Tim Robinson.

19:55

It just has exited that realm. weird

20:00

mechanics to it. One of the other

20:02

parts of it is that it was

20:04

like old timey Hollywood. All

20:07

right. What are one of the most tiresome aesthetic?

20:10

Yeah. Just

20:14

the most prom theme party. Oh my God.

20:16

I'm Charlie Chaplin. You're Hitler. Oh man. I've

20:18

got a I've got a like a fucking

20:21

pasted on curl. It's

20:24

like I've got a cigarette in a

20:26

long holder. Oh, I'm

20:28

a flapper. Get the fuck out of here.

20:31

One of the most garbage aesthetic aesthetics

20:33

there ever was all murder. Mysteries are

20:35

themed after the roaring twenties, old

20:37

Hollywood or on a train. That's it.

20:40

That's it. That's all you can do.

20:42

The only places one could be murdered. Well,

20:45

because it has to be an excuse for

20:47

people to stay there. Right. So that's to

20:49

be a place where people are essentially held

20:51

captive. So the murder has barely been invented.

20:54

It's just the 19th. No, no, no, no,

20:56

no, no, no. I can't leave my card

20:58

doesn't exist. New modernized fucking murder mystery dinner.

21:01

The lights go out because no one paid the

21:03

bill. Bam. Someone in this waffle house just got

21:05

shot. Fucking

21:08

in there. You're in the waffle. You can't leave

21:10

the waffle house because the cops are on the

21:12

way. Fucking line cooking an apron sticks a broom

21:14

in the door. No one leaves. Nobody leaves as

21:16

somebody at this waffle house just got shot. All

21:18

of us have priors. We're not able to get

21:20

out. We, we have

21:23

to solve it before the cops come here

21:25

because we're also all brown or gay. Gonna

21:28

take us all to go to jail. Yeah.

21:32

Oh my God. How many fights have you seen in a

21:35

waffle house? The victim's been capped. I've

21:37

covered. Oh

21:45

boy. Well, that's it for me guys. Yeah. That's the

21:47

best joke of the day. I'm going to be honest.

21:49

I've seen two fights at a waffle house. Uh,

21:52

and one of them, uh, was

21:55

so bad that we got our food

21:58

comped, um, because it doesn't happen. Yeah,

22:00

because it wasn't a one fight was exciting

22:02

and fun and cool and it was two

22:04

dudes like fighting it out And then the

22:06

waffle house employees went verbatim

22:08

they went hey, hey none

22:11

of that shit And

22:13

then the two dudes went and then

22:15

sat back down at their respective tables in one

22:17

respect Which

22:20

is just fucking awesome different tables by the

22:22

way did not come together we are so

22:25

We're really related we amando and I

22:28

are both wearing shirts Heat

22:30

shirts the movie nobody told me it was a

22:32

heat day. Oh, do you have a heat shirt?

22:36

Of course I have a heat shirt at home It's one

22:38

of the best movies of all time. It's one of my

22:40

absolute favorites. Uh, it's one of those never seen it It's

22:42

one of those cute pieces of shit It's one of those

22:44

movies that like if if it just started or

22:46

if it's like 30 minutes from the i'll

22:49

watch the rest Stand up stand on

22:51

me like Uh-huh I'll

22:53

stand for an hour inside a best buy and just

22:55

watch the rest of the movie that's playing on the

22:57

magnolia Like theater system test

22:59

anyway behind somebody's couch I

23:02

feel like there's a moment. There's a moment in

23:04

heat. There's a moment in heat where they're like

23:06

after the after the heist Beginning heist they're

23:08

sitting there and there's a guy at the diner. This is

23:10

diner related There's a guy at the diner who like looks

23:12

up because they beat the shit out of way and grow

23:15

And tom sizemore just like leans over

23:17

and mean mugs the fuck out of

23:19

the trucker That look that

23:21

tom sizemore gets or that look

23:23

that time size more gives I have

23:25

seen Every time i've been to

23:27

a waffle house. Yeah, someone has done like Like

23:31

i'm not starting like not necessarily at

23:33

me, but at someone in the waffle house

23:36

that exact like I feel something

23:38

bitch I feel like

23:40

in the parking lot of a waffle house I've

23:42

seen people hyping themselves up to get in a

23:44

fight like in the car loud music. Why is

23:47

that the place to fight? It's just like sanctioned

23:49

play like starbucks is a place where you like

23:51

sell old appliances and shit in the bathroom for

23:53

free Waffle house is a place where you

23:55

go to fuck someone up, right? My

23:57

partner had never been and I was like, do you want to go?

23:59

Oh It's like an IHOP, right? It's like, no, no,

24:01

it's not. It's a trillion times better.

24:03

Let's be very clear. Absolutely. And then we walk

24:06

in and the two cooks, it's the, it's the

24:08

one from the famous waffle house fight. The two

24:10

cooks are just wailing on each other. And

24:12

then, uh, they stop and we sit

24:14

down and have a breakfast and at least it was

24:16

just like, yeah, no word, no other words spoken. I

24:18

like that there is like an unspoken rule of the

24:21

waffle house of like, I don't know. Okay.

24:23

I'm going to say this, understand that I know

24:25

that it's not a hundred percent true. I

24:28

feel like I have seen

24:30

less shootings

24:33

at waffle house than there should

24:36

have been. Oh, a hundred. Does that make sense?

24:38

Like, obviously people have gotten shot at waffle

24:40

house. Obviously people have gotten heated and pulled out

24:42

guns, but it is nice that it's not as

24:44

much as it should be for how often there

24:47

are fights there. How often people scrap. You

24:49

don't, you don't bring a gun to a waffle.

24:51

Yes. It's just a

24:53

fucking rule. In this, in

24:55

this moment in time, we're fucking duking

24:58

it out. Just only waffle

25:00

house, waffle house, hockey rules. Yes.

25:04

Everyone who works in a waffle house, everybody

25:07

gets their shirt pulled up over their head. You're

25:09

allowed to until somebody hits the floor, you're allowed

25:11

to continue fighting. I love the fucking, the cooks

25:13

and the servers picking up their gear and then

25:15

just like moving everyone back. So

25:17

they have enough space. Holy shit.

25:20

Uh, the second time I went to a waffle house

25:22

and saw a fight, uh, it wasn't as cool as

25:24

that. It was like, they really got into it. Uh,

25:27

and then I think one guy started bleeding and then

25:29

it was like, so amazing. It wasn't even a fun

25:31

fight. It was like a, it was a fucking blowout.

25:33

Honestly, it should have been done in the, ref should

25:35

have stopped it early, but

25:38

it was so upsetting to watch that they just comp their meal

25:40

and told us we should go. Please

25:43

leave. Very funny. I don't think it can

25:45

be overstated how like waffle

25:47

house is such, waffle

25:49

house should be government subsidized because

25:51

they do such a public service

25:53

for America's most hungover people. Waffle

25:56

house has saved my life. I like

25:58

believe that like. As much as, you

26:00

know, as much as, you know, as

26:02

shit as I give it, I think

26:04

like it truly like reached down into the

26:07

darkness and pulled me out of maybe

26:09

the worst hangovers I've ever had. I

26:11

feel like very confident that that

26:14

phrase, Waffle House has

26:16

just saved my life, is uttered at

26:18

least five times a day. Every weekend.

26:21

Every weekend there are ten people who are just like Jesus

26:23

Christ. It said

26:25

exactly like that fucking head in

26:28

hand toast being used to sponge

26:30

up the dead way. Jesus

26:33

Christ, this fucking Waffle House saved my life.

26:36

Oh my God. And then they look up

26:38

and see the guy at the next table

26:40

and go, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, yeah. Load

26:43

bearing hash browns. Those are structural

26:45

hash browns too, the human soul. You can't make hash

26:47

browns at home. This is the craziest shit. Like have

26:49

you ever tried to make homemade hash browns? Yeah, they

26:52

suck ass. Fuck ass. It's

26:54

impossible. They

26:56

are on two ends where I've either

26:58

absolutely burned the shit out of them

27:01

or they never get out of the soggy

27:03

oil phase. I cannot figure out how to

27:05

fucking do it. No idea. Only

27:08

Waffle House. Secret? Hair fryer. I

27:11

know that's like a pop. Shut up. Fuck you.

27:14

I know that's in the ice in bone. Shut up. Hey,

27:16

period. Set a fucking

27:18

appointment for Waffle House and invite your

27:20

roses. No,

27:25

just because I completely agree because usually you're

27:27

getting them like frozen potatoes because you're not

27:29

hand mashing. But even

27:31

if you do hand mashing, they still blow.

27:33

Like you can't, grading the hand potato fucking

27:35

sucks. No, you wouldn't be grading a potato?

27:37

Yeah, I'm grading this hand mashing. This stupid

27:40

bitch has got a fucking air fryer. Would shut

27:42

the fuck up about it. I know it's very

27:44

in vogue, but it does do potatoes the best.

27:46

It's the best way to do potatoes. I'm sorry.

27:48

He the other day invited me over to make

27:50

me fries in the air fryer and go, air

27:52

fryer did they actually believe it? Eating

27:54

these fries like, yeah, man, I can't believe that.

27:56

Yeah, they're good. They're fine. I mean,

27:59

compared to. oven baked it

28:01

doesn't it's not even a fucking contest

28:03

but I agree even still in the

28:05

air fryer home hash browns

28:08

terrible I think I attribute

28:10

this to three things one your

28:13

I don't care how

28:15

seasoned your cast iron skillet is

28:17

sure it is not as seasoned

28:19

with decades

28:21

of grease that a waffle

28:23

house flat top is yeah

28:26

absolutely which is like key to holding

28:28

like the seasoning that and I also

28:30

I think like the heat on that

28:32

thing look almost flash fries it on

28:34

the griddle right so that moisture out

28:37

of there baby out of there it gets out of

28:39

there and like I don't know why my home skillet

28:41

that can get to like a like a

28:44

flashpoint can get to like

28:46

make my skillet quite hot

28:48

can't seem to get

28:51

the potatoes that crispy without burning

28:53

them and also remove the filling the whole

28:55

house full of smoke and then also just making

28:57

everything smells I'm truly going around and removing every

28:59

smoke detector because it's like this shit's gonna get

29:01

real I feel like it is my dream to

29:04

own a diner like a

29:06

breakfast diner that and

29:09

this is when I say dream I mean like

29:11

it's not reasonable I mean like when I am

29:13

pie in the sky for rich yeah like I

29:15

have I have just absolutely made it

29:18

I want a diner that I

29:20

own that I can just show

29:22

up to and cook at you

29:25

want you want you want a Matty Matheson's

29:27

life yeah yeah you want Rizzo's house a

29:29

parm that he just rolls into yeah does

29:31

whatever I want I wanted to be like

29:33

yeah we went to this waffle house on

29:35

fucking Figaro and when I showed up like

29:37

Armando Torres was cooking in there even

29:39

if I'm not known I just wanted to be

29:41

like who's just fat Mexican just coming in and

29:44

owning the restaurant I just want my name on

29:46

a menu that is my life beyond

29:48

having a statue beyond like being

29:51

commemorated you want the sapling yeah I want

29:53

the sapling on a menus and

29:55

I got close once I got really oh

29:57

the pizza it was a pizza my friends

29:59

in LA when I lived in LA I ordered

30:01

like we all got just blasted. And I was like,

30:03

I'm gonna order pieces. And it is a meatball,

30:08

kadamala, olive, feta

30:10

pizza. Oh, and roasted

30:13

garlic. Let's say that. And they called it

30:15

the sapling, slap and sapling. And they

30:17

would call the pizza place and just order it. They were like,

30:19

we want to slap and sapling. And the guy would know what

30:21

it was. And it was getting like, some traction. So other people

30:23

were ordering it. And it never happened. So damn

30:26

it. America makes slap and sapling the pizza

30:28

happen. I don't care what is on it.

30:30

I call it that because if you order

30:32

that pizza, I'm gonna laugh and then sit

30:34

out of the fuck out of your dumb

30:37

ass. You know, Sharpies exist, right? You can

30:39

be on every venue. I

30:43

want to ask you guys this now. If

30:46

you could have an food

30:49

item named after you, what would it be?

30:51

What would be your party club? Party

30:55

club party. Okay, I think the funniest

30:57

part about it is that if you

30:59

call if it is a six foot

31:01

party sub, the implication is this

31:03

guy came in here every fucking week

31:05

and just ordered a party. I'll take

31:08

a sapling, please. And I watched him

31:10

eat it in one go. Most harrowing

31:12

shit I've ever seen in my life.

31:15

The cooks were biting their hats in

31:17

the back looking over the fucking like

31:20

order up where you like, yeah, watching

31:22

a guy eat like a duck eat a

31:24

six foot party. Like a duck. Duck

31:28

in that thing. Really

31:31

guck. The

31:33

best way to eat the fucking sapling party

31:35

sub is to fucking go deep the road.

31:38

I'm starving to death. I got a guy. Every

31:42

foot of the sandwich has two sets of

31:44

meatballs and you're supposed to get it down

31:46

to the pole. I'm

31:49

afraid gucking a sub

31:51

doesn't mean you know what? You

31:57

fucking Well,

32:03

my Grindr profile! That's

32:07

the name of the sandwich restaurant! Grindr!

32:09

Grindr profile! Grindr profile! Yeah.

32:30

Oh God. Would

32:38

you answer that? I

32:41

think it would be really fun to have

32:43

a menu item named after me that doesn't

32:45

really have any description. Like you go to

32:47

a fancy restaurant, right? Like you go to

32:50

Os Kediyomotsai in fucking Los Angeles. And

32:53

there's a dish on there that's just

32:55

called the Armando Torres. And the description

32:57

of the dish where everything else has the food listed,

32:59

it's just like a dish often

33:01

ordered by Armando Torres or something. And

33:03

when you get it, it's like fucking

33:05

gruel. Like the nastiest thing you

33:07

could possibly imagine. He

33:10

eats this, he eats it all the time. The

33:12

chef comes out and hands you a fucking car

33:15

payment bill for like $2,000 or something. It's

33:18

fucking rough, it's awful. They

33:20

boot your car. Yeah.

33:25

You order the Armando Torres, your check engine like

33:27

comes out. Oh my God.

33:29

So by the way, Tyler, Guckasub, that's

33:31

what the title of the episode is

33:33

called. Yeah, done. And

33:37

I know, hold on, let me do this for the

33:39

thumbnail. Hold

33:44

on, hold on, hold on. Let me get an alt pick for you.

33:50

Very good. Yeah, well you

33:52

got it. Yeah, I, oh God. Give

33:59

me the Armando Torres. Notorys. I'm just gonna alert my

34:01

credit score which dramatically

34:03

lower goddamn oh If

34:06

I'm being honest with you what I would really want is

34:08

I would want it to be like If

34:12

in a perfect world, I would

34:14

want it to be like some form of

34:16

pasta, right? But here's the problem about naming

34:18

a food after a person the easiest method

34:21

to do it with is something that is

34:24

baseline with different toppings a Slap

34:27

and sapling a pizza super easy because

34:29

it's just like a variation of different

34:31

thing a sandwich same thing also very

34:33

easy I would even say like

34:36

a hot dog a burger all that shit Sure the

34:38

things where it's like there's a base version of the

34:40

thing and then there is the other thing of it

34:43

That's easy to name after the pasta is

34:45

a little hard because like any variation of

34:47

pasta It's just named after

34:50

what that is Yeah,

34:52

exactly. It's like any food that

34:54

exactly has like your Standard

34:57

like the like standard Version

34:59

and then it's all topping Yeah,

35:03

the topping define what the thing is called

35:05

the margarita has the like, you know basil

35:07

in the uh-huh It's

35:10

not as funny as my face gave it

35:12

away to be but I thought it would

35:15

be great of if in my diner The

35:17

one that I own dream. There's a dish

35:19

called the Armando Torres and it describes a

35:21

burger and when you order it They bring

35:23

me the burger Order

35:29

the Armando Torres it goes to him. Damn. What

35:31

did you think this was? It's like that pellets

35:33

at the zoo Dumps

35:36

them out in the crown clothes. You really want

35:38

to have a flat palm and yeah, walk up

35:40

to me cuz I bite What's

35:44

yours Andrew? Oh man, I mean again

35:46

like I think they're like the obvious answer is like

35:48

a sandwich of some kind Can

35:51

I hate you with some hit me with it? I

35:53

think it would be a variation of a breakfast taco

36:00

Fortunately to because I do like your name. I think

36:02

you have a good name, but the

36:04

roses or the rosie That's

36:06

a good fucking name for a dish The

36:10

slap and sapling also very good for

36:12

me. You got to have like the

36:14

terrifying Torres or something It's got to

36:17

sound mean the territory. Yeah, you're fucking

36:19

bad toilet Torres. It'll make you shit

36:21

yourself The

36:25

Torres is a challenge food It's

36:28

like the one ship 90 wings You

36:32

finish the Torres in under an hour. It's

36:34

free. Yeah You

36:36

finish the Torres under an hour you get your name

36:38

on a plaque. Yeah, it's called a tombstone because

36:40

it will kill you What's

36:43

crazy is that the Torres usually finishes itself

36:45

in about two minutes anyway, so The

36:48

rum I do that when I'm drinking coffee you piece of shit Roses

36:53

either is I mean it would be a great sandwich,

36:55

but knowing you I feel like a breakfast tacos kind

36:57

of the way to go I you know you out

36:59

you say that and then I immediately went absolutely what's

37:01

on him, okay? This

37:05

is not okay we actually talked about this the other

37:07

day it is Hash

37:11

brand not it's a potato chorizo

37:14

egg and cheese with

37:17

a Avocado tomatillo sauce on it

37:19

now the potatoes aren't

37:22

the diced seasoned cubes. No, I want

37:25

Hash brown potato, but the make like the

37:27

frozen McDonald's kind of like the sticks no

37:29

no no no I'm talking about waffle.

37:31

How I want waffle house style like

37:33

chopped hash brown so tortilla Yeah, the

37:36

waffle house like flat like brittle didn't

37:38

the eggs in the chorizo cheese Folded

37:42

pull that bad boy up that oh God

37:44

no beans no beans No, no cheese on

37:46

the tortilla cheese on the

37:48

topping oh oh change Tortilla

37:52

cheese yeah, yeah, then the hash brown

37:55

Glues it together because that she's gonna melt with the house

38:00

my drink taco. Yeah, yeah. Do you know

38:02

that our plan is to open up a

38:04

breakfast taco shop? Really? Wow. Can

38:07

I get in on that? Yeah. Need investors?

38:09

Need somebody to name some menu items? Yeah. Let's

38:11

go. Let's fucking go. We, I'm

38:13

sorry that I'm airing out our plans

38:15

like this. No, I mean, it's fine.

38:17

Our like plan, if like this content

38:19

creation business doesn't work out, is

38:22

to, we're gonna move to the Pacific Northwest

38:24

and just open authentic Mexican food. Oh yeah,

38:26

you fucking crush it. There is

38:28

no authentic Mexican food and I'm not gonna

38:30

be that far north. Nope. There's one place in

38:32

Portland that serves San Diego style Mexican food and I

38:34

went there and I tried it and my friend was

38:37

really excited for me to try the carne asada

38:39

fries. This is when I was like, I was

38:41

on tour and I had been gone from home

38:43

for like three months. I was so excited for

38:45

these fucking fries and then they sucked ass and

38:47

I said, oh, brutal. They're fucking bad. And they

38:50

were like, the hosts are the owners of the

38:52

restaurant are from San Diego. And I go, what

38:55

part of San Diego? Did not know the owners

38:57

were behind me and they went, La Jolla. Fuck

39:00

off. I thought when you said the owners

39:03

were from fucking San Diego, I thought they were gonna look like

39:05

me. I didn't know they were gonna be named Brad and

39:07

Jaleese or something. Jaleese. That's not

39:09

right. It was like Alice or

39:11

some shit, but fucking wrong still.

39:13

Wrong still. Yeah, I, it's interesting

39:16

though. That is the plan by the

39:18

way. We're gonna get out of here and open up that taco spot,

39:20

but we're naming it after one of our

39:22

grandmothers. Yeah. Great. Can't

39:24

be mine though. Why not? My

39:27

grandmother's name is Yolanda. Yeah,

39:29

that's, that shit won't fly. You can't

39:31

do it. And will you name the

39:34

restaurant Yolanda? It'll be covered in Selena

39:36

pictures. Yeah. Oh, where windows.

39:38

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's just four. And

39:40

then a picture of Selena. We'd

39:43

have to have a taco called the

39:45

Selena. Oh yeah, exactly. No,

39:47

I was gonna say the, the

39:50

problem is, this is the only problem I foresee

39:52

is like, all my friends,

39:54

all the Texas expats that I know in

39:56

Portland, which there are a few, all. just

40:01

absolutely chomping at the

40:03

bit. Not even chomping, they're champing, the

40:05

correct word. Champing at the bit for

40:08

breakfast tacos up there. Oh, I

40:10

mean, anytime I'm in LA, I want a

40:13

breakfast taco. But I think, I think that

40:15

breakfast tacos are like a Texas

40:17

thing. I think most people everywhere don't know what

40:19

they are. It's like bagels in New York are

40:21

better because of the water. Like I feel like

40:23

there's something about Texas breakfast tacos that are specific

40:26

to this region that you can't replicate elsewhere. I

40:28

think that they're just like, they're a you guys

40:30

thing. Cause like, I love Mexican food. I grew

40:32

up in Los Angeles. Then I moved to San

40:34

Diego. We don't, we have like

40:36

breakfast burritos, but like breakfast tacos

40:38

are like a Texas thing. That's the other

40:40

thing too with our restaurant is that it's going

40:43

to be half Tex, like Texas style Mexican

40:45

food. And the other half like San Diego,

40:47

LA, Baja California style Mexican

40:49

food. And we're, what did

40:51

we say? We're going to call it the

40:54

Texas California Alliance. And then in

40:56

parentheses, like from that movie of

40:58

the civil war, the eight 24

41:01

put out next line. Do you

41:03

guys remember that movie or at

41:05

least the trailer? Next line. That

41:07

was a wild premise for a

41:09

movie, comma next line. At least

41:12

we know the civil war happened

41:14

between Donald Trump and the Swifties.

41:17

Next line. A

41:19

Torres roses. Yeah, very good. Yeah.

41:22

And parentheses. Yeah, exactly. The

41:24

truck is going to be huge. Yeah,

41:27

massive truck. We have a trailer just for

41:29

the name. Right. It continues. It just continues

41:31

on. I don't know what's in there. Nothing.

41:34

Nothing. You're going to get another truck. Okay, name on

41:36

it. But yeah, I think it will work. However,

41:39

I think it would, it's

41:41

going to require some convincing of like getting

41:44

some, some tastemakers to come through. I think you're

41:46

also going to have to import some ingredients. I

41:48

think you're going to have to break them down.

41:50

Without a question. My favorite

41:52

taco place in Los

41:55

Angeles, the tacos are good.

41:57

I should specify, but there's like the burritos

41:59

in Los Angeles. that are my favorite

42:01

that I would go to every single week when

42:03

I live there is from Sonora town where they

42:06

import the ingredients from

42:08

Sonora Mexico every single

42:10

week, I believe and

42:13

so like If they're doing

42:15

that in Los Angeles, we're for sure gonna have to

42:17

do it in the Pacific Northwest But I really think

42:19

we can do it. I think we can get the

42:22

tastemakers. I think we're cool enough I

42:24

think we're young enough ish for now

42:26

and also I've seen the other types

42:28

of like hit places that they have

42:30

It's not the bars not high. No

42:32

donuts are not good Who do those

42:34

fucking socks breakfast bitch have you been

42:36

to breakfast bitch? No or biscuit bitch?

42:38

It's one of the others It's got

42:40

bitch in the title. We really like

42:42

yeah, it's just bird bird biscuit here

42:44

But with like a much more aggressive

42:46

like right marketing strategy I

42:49

don't know. It's it's not hard. I feel like we could do

42:51

it I I think the thing

42:53

that we do have going for us is that um Portland

42:55

is Probably 50 times

42:57

better food scene than Austin is Austin really likes

43:00

to think of itself as a food city It's

43:02

not it's a real be like you're

43:04

that's like one of your favorite hot take. It's a

43:06

real be minus Oh, yeah, a hundred percent. Um, what's

43:08

what's what's the worst food city you've ever been to?

43:11

Ooh, they're like claims. It's a food city and is not

43:16

Inspired choice. Yeah 100% 1 million percent. I'm gonna

43:18

go Denver Really

43:22

Denver is a food

43:24

desert Nasty suck and everybody

43:26

was like I love it. It's like you love

43:29

no mayonnaise. No, it's awful. It's awful We got

43:31

it. We gotta get out of here and being

43:33

told yeah, I will agree with you on Denver

43:36

However, I talked about this on one of the

43:38

other podcasts that we just did Colorado

43:41

Springs, Colorado. Yeah is the fast

43:43

food Mecca of the world. They

43:45

have what a burger They have

43:48

in and out they have fucking

43:50

culverts dude. They have del taco.

43:52

They have red robin They have

43:54

every fast food type place that

43:56

you could imagine in the country.

43:58

They're just for some reason Colorado

44:00

Springs Colorado gets them all that's insane

44:02

they get every regional change yeah we

44:05

have Jack in the box but they

44:07

also like Culver's is huge the Midwest

44:09

oh yeah it's awesome I saw Sonic

44:12

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Hear of any I don't have. you

46:31

been paying attention but the news is

46:33

terrifying. So we took some headlines and

46:35

turn them into punch lines. For.

46:38

Our weekly choke off yes. Ah, welcome

46:40

to the Circle Joke. Ah, Andrew and

46:42

I will be telling jokes and our

46:44

guest Drew Sapling. Why? Judging them as

46:46

we joke around, he'll be getting a

46:48

Saab or I join us as I

46:50

hate when you do that with your

46:52

mouth. By the way, you look like

46:54

a fuckin' Wallace and Gromit. April

46:59

May. And

47:03

I do not like

47:05

that a laser accuracy

47:07

me. Uncomfortable. Oh no

47:09

mile in I like

47:11

my smile. Better

47:14

makes I'd So we. The

47:19

I was at the town is what

47:21

about yeah I I I I think

47:23

this week we're gonna have a Andrew

47:26

start us off. Let's do it. Okay

47:28

folks. Ah, some new some down under.

47:30

A toddler in Australia got stuck in

47:32

a claw machine after crawling inside to

47:34

get a toy. Rescue attempts failed when

47:36

the local cops use their entire years

47:38

budgets in quarters. Very

47:42

some I'm a lot of. Oh

47:45

now phone or phenomenon. whatever a

47:47

quarter would I have done that?

47:49

Have no Fucking Kangaroo Rooney movie.

47:53

Ah ah, don't worry

47:56

days. Did

47:59

bad, really? Parents

48:02

in Montreal were furious last week

48:04

after discovering that their children's art

48:06

is being sold online by the

48:08

teachers themselves. In the

48:10

teacher's defense, it could be a fully immersive

48:12

history lesson on what it's like to be

48:14

an artist colonized by the British. You

48:19

just feel it back 50 years

48:21

later. It's fun. Rough, rough folks.

48:24

Okay. It was Roman

48:26

numeral fan's favorite day of the

48:28

year as Super Bowl LVII was

48:30

held in Las Vegas and won

48:32

by the Kansas City Chiefs. Above

48:34

the Chiefs end zone was the banner

48:37

that said end racism. Above

48:39

the Chiefs end zone. A

48:41

similar banner that said end global warming could

48:44

be seen on Taylor Swift's private jet. We're

48:49

not going to make it through the night. No, the

48:51

Swifties are going to fucking storm the building. Yeah. Oh,

48:54

okay. Time for this one. The weather's

48:56

transition from El Nino to La

48:58

Nina is leaving some experts worried

49:00

about 2024's crop production. And

49:03

after checking with their woke niece,

49:05

Fox News was quoted as saying,

49:07

okay, so this is one transition

49:09

we're for sure allowed to be

49:11

upset about. Ran

49:15

that by two people. Yes, I

49:17

assume you did. One

49:19

of them was my woke niece. Oh,

49:24

folks. Now we're going the opposite end

49:27

of the globe. A Calgary man is

49:29

facing half a dozen charges after trying

49:31

to boost his drug dealing business by

49:33

handing out business cards with free

49:35

samples of cocaine. Well,

49:38

that's one way to get your business a bump.

49:40

Listen. Fuck

49:42

you. Listen, if you think this

49:44

is a stupid business plan, you have never

49:47

been on cocaine. Guys,

49:50

I want to open a bar. Guys, it's airtight. We just got to

49:52

do this. We got to do this. It's going to be we're going

49:54

to make millions. Oh, you're the smartest guy.

49:56

No, you're the smartest guy. No, thanks. I'm

49:58

on ketamine. That's

50:01

why I have less Doug I'd ha

50:04

in Spain Last week fourteen people were

50:06

injured after a tree fell onto a

50:08

roller coaster. Luckily, there were no casualties

50:11

as the group sitting where the tree

50:13

struck had a vision of their grizzly

50:15

demise and exited right before the ride

50:18

started. In celebration, they have been announced

50:20

as guests of honor at the upcoming

50:22

rebar likely security of a back of

50:25

a truck array. Of

50:29

obsessed. With a. Lot

50:32

of other is of course of

50:34

three trust with a rusty same

50:37

on. Of

50:40

ah they were. Riding.

50:42

On the circular saw blade float.

50:44

Yeah, it's well. we're going to be starting

50:47

in Times Square and then the edge of

50:49

town. That's or final destination some. Ah

50:53

well, Drew. That. Would

50:55

the weekend news I'm sorry, that was the

50:57

weekend jokes. Which. Was your

50:59

favorite. Movie. Which one which

51:01

one tickled you're funny by honestly

51:03

the toddler claw machine one will

51:05

yell and the game you the

51:08

best like mental image as like

51:10

trying to grab a toddler. Just

51:12

thought that was a fun now

51:14

yes. Yes,

51:23

A good base. Buddy.

51:25

Do that to England babies. Who.

51:31

Was called dingoes. Such

51:34

as I know well as the

51:36

night my caught in a success

51:38

that but. His

51:41

own bed or I have folks. are

51:43

it? Well that's I do Well and

51:45

I was originally. We

51:48

want to think Drew Sapling for being on

51:50

the show. I'm here! Thank you so much

51:52

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51:54

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