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Wait a minute, I know why you’re listening. You want to know all about me, right? How this
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group acquired a tinkering demolition expert and inventor supreme in the making? Okay, maybe that’s
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a mild exaggeration, I get carried away pretty easily. But it doesn’t mean that any of that isn’t
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going to be the truth one day. I think demolition expert inventor supreme is a title I could grow
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into in the future. But for now, you can call me Cal. I’m a deer, a tinkerer, and I just love
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to make things or fix them up. My parents have never really been entirely thrilled about it; they
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didn’t mind so much when I was a kid because back then they just saw it as a welcome distraction and
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my way of keeping myself occupied. Now they see it as an unwelcome distraction I escape
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to instead of focuses on my role in the family business. Uh, but more on that later. Anyway,
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I come from an old mining village up in the mountains looking over Icetrap called Lindera Lot.
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I live there with my family, and in my family there’s literally a lot of us. Let me break it
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down slowly. So, there’s my mom, my dad, me, then my siblings. I have four brothers and
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two sisters. So already you can picture that the dinner table is getting a little crowded.
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Well than you add my grandparents, my uncles, there’s two of those, my aunts, there’s four of
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those, and a boatload of cousins, I’ve got no idea how many of those there are. And that’s a standard
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rollcall for dinner on a weekday. We usually live separately but close together and recently moneys
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been tight. So, it just saves a few pennies if we all rally together under one roof for our meals
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and work as a team to prioritize and maintain the upkeep of the main house. Which was ours. We’ll
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cut corners where we can, and we do our best, but it’s been getting harder. My parents don’t seem to
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think I’m aware of the situation, but I’ve known for a while there’s been some interest expressed
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in Lindera Lot, but not the welcome kind. The kind that doesn’t historic gem hidden in the high
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woodlands. The kind that just see it as a parcel of land with a pretty view and an abandoned mine.
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Were happy living here, but there’s some folk out there who seem to think they’d be
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even happier if we weren’t. They want the land for themselves, for who knows what business.
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These folk aren’t trustworthy, believe me. But the less you know about them for now, the better.
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The point is these folk have really started to put pressure on us for staying put. Bad things happen
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when they don’t get what they want/ Things get broken, sometimes people eve get hurt, or worse.
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The only way to avoid that without giving them what they want, is to give them the next best
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thing, money. Money, we don’t have. We had it at first but then the prices grew higher and the work
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we were getting wasn’t making the cut anymore. We had to start thinking outside the box.
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My grandpa even came out of retirement to work and chip in. The work we had in Icetrap was no
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longer sufficient for the demands being asked of us. So, the working members of the family began
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branching out, traveling to other territories to find other work. The most recent of these ventures
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was Flathome. I don’t know a great deal about what my father and uncles agreed to there.
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We were a family business that works ins scaffolding. That’s our main source of income.
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And all I knew is that we were promised a huge payout if we made this delivery of scaffolding.
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It was the biggest profit that out family business had ever seen. And its not even for us,
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its for crooks. SO, before the group that’s where I was. I was with my family traveling to Flathome.
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Wed been traveling for a few days. Now, I already know what you’re wondering.
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It sounds like your family is really going through it financially at the moment,
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so why are you traveling with a bunch of strangers that you don’t even know as a vagabond. Fair
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evaluation, and you’re absolutely right. SO ill be honest it was an accident. And it was my fault,
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kind of. One of the nights wed settled down in the clearing for camp and as it was getting late
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the weather wasn’t particularly great and the fire needed replenishing to stop it from
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completely fizzling out. My father asked me to get some more firewood so of course I went on
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my way to go find some. Unfortunately, tracking isn’t my strong suit and retracing my steps in
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unfamiliar places isn’t either. In fact, because I’ve never been further than home or Icetrap,
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I’m awful at tracking. I ended up wandering too far and getting lost. So, I was getting scared,
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I was anxious, and I was overwhelmed. And I don’t remember much of what happened next. All
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I do remember is stumbling into an open dirt path, there was just enough moonlight to know that much.
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But before I had any time to react at all, I was blinded by this bright light and felt something
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massive collide with me and knock me down. When I came to, it must’ve been the early hours of the
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morning. It was a bit lighter but still difficult to see where I was going. Especially factoring
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that whatever hit me made me knock my head pretty bad. I could feel the parts where my antlers were
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missing. All I could see was that path, blood on my clothes, and there was debris everywhere.
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And all the wood that I had gathered was flung all over the place too, so I had to pick all that up.
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But among the debris I found a toolbox. It wasn’t in particularly great condition,
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but some of the tools were still functional. But they were mostly old, rusty, and some of them were
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nearly broken. Then, I found a pair of goggles inside that stood out amongst them because these
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babies looked brand new. I tried looking for a name or something but there were no engravings
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or labels on them. They looked really cool though so I just wanted to try them on for a minute,
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just to see if they’re as good as they appeared. The problem was I got the straps tangled in my
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antlers when I was trying them on and the chips in my antlers from whatever happened didn’t really
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help me at all. The goggles ended up getting stuck over my eyes pretty tight which just made
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the whole thing a lot worse because now I couldn’t even see where I was going. I tried feeling for
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some of the wood I gathered and carried what I could in one arm so I could use my other hand to
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feel my way around. And as you can imagine and conclude from everything, I’ve told you so far,
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that went about as well as trying to put out a dumpster fire with a thimble of water.
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Terribly, it went terribly. I couldn’t find my way around; I couldn’t find my way back.
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I couldn’t even hear my family and I’m a deer, you know, we have amazing hearing.
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This whole situation threw me, and I had no idea where my family was. My body was aching,
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I had no sense of direction or time. It literally felt like it was just me against the world.
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Honestly, if it wasn’t for Sabian, I’d probably still be out there somewhere
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wandering around aimlessly, or worse. I’m too scared to even think about it.
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But Sabian really helped me out, he stuck with me and kept me company. He even helped me to
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retrace my steps to camp with his tracking skills and his sense of smell, but my family was gone.
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No note, no sign or indication on where they were going, nothing. I couldn’t believe it, and
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I still can’t. They left without me. Did they even look for me? Did they leave me behind on purpose?
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Did they think I ran away? Did hey think for some reason that I tried traveling the rest of
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the journey to Flathome by myself? Because that would be incredibly unrealistic and show they
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have no indication they know who I am. Anyway, but. Point being, none of it makes sense, but,
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for the meantime, this vagabond group I stumbled into, they’re not so bad. And they’ve got my back,
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Sabian’s too. I really do hope I can find my family, but this is my time to prove myself, prove
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that my silly ideas can really make a difference. Prove I can survive out here in the woodland,
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prove to vote that I’m more than a skittish clumsy deer with arsonist tendencies.
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Keep following the adventure, and you’ll see what I can really do. Cal over and out!
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