This week, Victoria Tellez and Jesse Freeman join us for The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration. It’s like the other sequels, but with daddy issues. How many drunken hotel ten-way kisses did your Model UN team have? Who made Yik Yak yakety wack and not come back? Have you ever almost killed yourself blowin'’ blow pens?

“I had like multiple years that were better than 7th grade since, just for the record.” - Victoria Tellez

“I went through a huge Greek mythology stage.” - Jesse Freeman

Our guests would like to recommend checking out Simon Rich’s collection of short stories, The Last Girlfriend on Earth with a special shout out to Dog Missed Connections. Also if you have the means to do so, we join our guests in their encouragement of making a donation to plannedparenthood.org. 

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