In this episode Mum and Stacey are going RANDOM! It's a veritable free-for-all. Mum has some stories from the Illustrated Police News including an unfortunate elephant teasing and Adventures With a Bear! She also warns of the dangers of crac

Episode 10 - Badger Bladders and Lady Gardens

1 May 21st, 2017 47m 1s

Mum is into bondage this week. She tells us about genital chants and rubber play. Stacey is in America learning about all things urological. She has some great recipes to use up those old bladders we all have in the fridge, and explains what Tr

Episode 2 - Cheese Maggots and Cat Pianos

Mar 19th, 2017 35m 44s

Mum and Stacey are still talking about April the Giraffe, Mum learns about Friar Moustache, and Kipper the Wonky Cat offers advice to a listener in need.

S3-Ep.1 The Money Episode - Sucked Toes and Sea Carrots

Feb 12th, 2018 43m 47s

Mum, Stacey and Kipper the Wonky Cat are back! Series 3 kicks off with a big question. What would you do with £100, 000? Mum talks about The Museum of Failure, and tells us a story of a mystery bra. Stacey lets us know what the listeners wo

S2-Ep.7 The Fashion Episode - Killer Collars and Shell Suit Ninjas

1 Oct 29th, 2017 49m 53s

Strut your stuff down the catwalk with Mum and Stacey. This episode is all about FASHION. Mum tells us where clothes came from...way back even before the Bible times. She explains why men wore heels, and why women had to avoid waltzing next

S2-Ep.3 The Myths and Legends Episode - Urban Moths and Lunchtime Leg Ends

Aug 20th, 2017 48m 26s

It's the Myths and Legends episode and it's EPIC! Mum talks about Pandora, and how a woman's curiosity led to her husband being tried for murder. Stacey tells us about her hunt for the Loch Ness Monster and explains why the 5 second rule does

S2-Ep.2 The Spies Episode - Parkour Nuns and Banana Skirts

Aug 3rd, 2017 44m 49s

This episode is TOP SECRET! Mum and Stacey talk about Spies. Would they make good spies? Could they kill for Queen and country? Mum tells us the essentials all secret agents need to do some spying and it's certainly not the sort of thing Jam

S2-Ep.1 The Holiday Episode - Dorset Knobs and Donkey Nipples

1 Jul 16th, 2017 38m 37s

Mum and Stacey are back with a brand new series and are talking about Great British Holidays! With all the hot weather we've been having Mum is down to her ankle socks and the roads are melting! Stacey talks about naughty seagulls and milking d

Unheard Bits From Series 1 - Wrestling Asteroids and Berry Bolognese

Jun 29th, 2017 30m 21s

Before we return with series 2 we unearth a few unheard gems from the first series. Mum talks about tiny engravings on the new five pound note, and tells us about some strange plants. Stacey talks about being on The One Show, and introduces us

Election Special - Cave- Ripened Cheddar and Sleep Burps

Jun 10th, 2017 11m 35s

A General Election has been held in the UK...all the party leaders are huge fans of Rough Giraffe and have called in to ask questions of Mum, Stacey and Kipper.Thank you to guests Owen Frost and Jenni Lea-Jones for their impeccable impersonat

Episode 6 - Chihuahua Assassins and Demented Moths

Apr 16th, 2017 37m 35s

Stacey reveals the results of Toast Wars and tells Mum about a colouring book company which unwittingly published pictures of Hitler. We find out about a very pretty moth, and Mum has some more unusual deaths including the tale of the famished

S5-Ep.1 The Birthday Episode - In Which Mum Catches a Bus With a Hippo

Aug 16th, 2020 40m 4s

WE'RE BACK! It's Kipper's 15th birthday and to celebrate Mum and Stacey are talking all about BIRTHDAYS. Mum tells us about some of the worst birthday presents you can buy - including talking toilet paper and happy screwdrivers. Stacey reveal

The Two Year Anniversary Episode (Part Two) - In Which Mum Uses A Ferret To Lose Weight

Apr 21st, 2019 32m 35s

Here's part two of the 2 Year Anniversary Spectacular! In this episode we hear from Carla (again) and Zoe from Number One Rerun. They have a tricky Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner, which Zoe is NOT on board with. Sean and Eric from In

The Two Year Anniversary Episode (Part One) - In Which Mum Looks For a Biker on Grindr

Apr 14th, 2019 32m 12s

Happy Birthday To Us! We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary and lots of our favourite podcasters have popped by to say hello! Mum, Stacey and Kipper are all together in Spain. IT means things are just a little crazier than usual.Find out

S4-Ep.10 The Animals With Jobs Episode - In Which Mum Does Yoga With A Goat

Mar 10th, 2019 42m 22s

In this episode Mum and Stacey are talking about ANIMALS With JOBS! In fact most of these animals have much better jobs than we do! Mum tells us about Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, Felicia the pipe cleaning ferret, and Jack the signalman b

S4-Ep.9 The Game Show Episode - In Which Mum Takes Home A Goat In A Boat

Feb 21st, 2019 35m 7s

Fingers on buzzers... it's time for the GAME SHOW episode. Mum and Stacey are taking a stumble down memory lane, talking about the game shows of yesteryear. Mum talks about her favourite game shows, and has an idea for a new game show which c

S4-Ep.8 The Shoe Episode - In Which Mum Gets Her Mukluk Wet

Feb 3rd, 2019 41m 14s

Get ready to kick off your wellies and enjoy this week's episode all about SHOES! Mum takes us back in time to discover the first known shoes, and explains what it's like to wear boots made out of seal. Stacey struggles to get to grips with h

S4-Ep.7 The Madness Episode - In Which Mum Looks For A Camel In Paris

Jan 21st, 2019 47m 21s

You don't have to be MAD to work here...but it helps! In this episode Mum and Stacey explore the history of psychology and psychiatry, including myths and misunderstandings. Mum talks about hysteria and the rather stimulating treatments used

Re-release: The First Episode - In Which Mum Has A Body Transplant

Jan 13th, 2019 25m 9s

Here is a re-release of our very first episode. Mum has re-edited it to take out some of the bits that were very of the time (how things can change in just 2 years). See how far we've come! In this episode Mum talks about a girl with half a b

S4-Ep.6 The New Year's Episode - In Which Mum Becomes A Drag King Called Colin

Dec 31st, 2018 24m 59s

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Wow! 2019 already? Mum and Stacey are talking about the history of New Year's Day and why we make resolutions. Mum still has some cracker jokes to tell, and she lets us know why she doesn't celebrate New Year. Stacey has a st

S4-Ep.5 The Christmas Present Episode - In Which Mum Receives the Gift of Spider Cheese

Dec 25th, 2018 41m 10s

It's week three of the Rough Giraffe Christmas, and this week we're talking Christmas Presents! Gather around the tree and unwrap this corker of an episode. Mum tells us about the presents she always wanted but never got, and describes what sh

S4-Ep.4 The Christmas Dinner Episode - In Which Mum Puts Stilettos On A Turkey

Dec 19th, 2018 35m 47s

It's time to stuff the goose and gobble down some turkey! That's right, it's DINNER TIME! Mum and Stacey are back with their second Christmas Special Episode all about the wonderful Christmas dinner. Mum tells us what she had for dinner last

S4-Ep.3 The History of Christmas Episode - In Which Mum Avoids a Viking's Mistletoe Kiss

Dec 11th, 2018 37m 39s

Merry Christmas everyone! It's our first weekly Christmas episode and this week we're talking about THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS. We're going all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs, to see how they celebrated Christmas...OK, maybe that's a

S4-Ep.2 The Space Episode - In Which Mum Gets A Tan On Uranus

Nov 25th, 2018 46m 7s

Welcome to SPACE! Mum and Stacey are exploring strange new worlds and civilisations in this episode. Ok, well maybe they're going to the Moon and once around Uranus. Mum talks about animals in Space, including the first living thing to leave

S4-Ep.1 The Halloween Episode - In Which Mum Encounters Some Sexy Ghosts

Oct 31st, 2018 44m 34s

Mum and Stacey are back for Series 4 and it's Halloween! In this episode Mum is talking about Chinese and Japanese ghosts. Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner is also BACK! Mum describes a person who has departed and therefore can not come to di