We were mentally exhausted from our Big Deal ("You Are In Our Hearts") -- not something terribly surprising if 1) you know us; and 2) you listened to it (you should). Also, we think the hard work @soledadobrien is doing on Twitter to improve the quality of news reporting means we had trouble finding headlines to mock. Instead, we turn back the clock nearly a quarter of a century and play a game we played on the smoke deck of USS Austin. But whatever, s'phein.

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