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867 - Maria Tapes Her Mouth Shut, How Much To Do 'OnlyFans' & Is Mocha Taller Than Kevin Hart?!

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867 - Maria Tapes Her Mouth Shut, How Much To Do 'OnlyFans' & Is Mocha Taller Than Kevin Hart?!

867 - Maria Tapes Her Mouth Shut, How Much To Do 'OnlyFans' & Is Mocha Taller Than Kevin Hart?!

867 - Maria Tapes Her Mouth Shut, How Much To Do 'OnlyFans' & Is Mocha Taller Than Kevin Hart?!

867 - Maria Tapes Her Mouth Shut, How Much To Do 'OnlyFans' & Is Mocha Taller Than Kevin Hart?!

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From the Kiss 92.5 Studios in

0:02

Toronto, Canada Are you ready?

0:05

Ladies and gentlemen This is Roz

0:07

and Moka It's Roz and Moka,

0:09

what's going on? Hey guys, this is Bruno Mars This

0:11

is Selena Gomez The Chainsmokers Lady Gaga

0:14

Calvin Harris This is Ed Sheer You're listening to my

0:16

boys Roz and Moka Roz and Moka My boys Roz

0:18

and Moka The Roz and Moka Show Between

0:21

Roz and Moka, who is your favorite? Roz

0:24

and Moka Roz and Moka You guys are

0:26

so funny man Congratulations Lisa! Wow Wow

0:29

You just won $1,000 That is amazing Y'all

0:33

just made my entire morning Keep it up

0:35

You guys are awesome man This is the

0:37

Roz and Moka Show Podcast Podcast Roz

0:42

and Moka's DM Deep Dive Our

0:44

DM's is where all the weird

0:46

s*** lives Once again

0:48

to get into the DM Deep

0:51

Dive Maria, what do we

0:53

got in the DM's today? Okay, Matt is

0:55

asking question for Roz and Moka Taylor

0:58

has her Swifties Beyonce has the Beehive

1:00

Gaga has her little monsters The Kelsees

1:02

have the 92%ers So

1:05

if Roz and Moka were to give their

1:07

fanbase a nickname, what would it be? The

1:09

Huge Romos Hahahahahahah

1:14

What? The Huge Romos?

1:16

Or the Flaming Romos Don't

1:18

we already have a name We call them the Roz

1:20

and Moka family, right? Yeah Or

1:23

you want to switch it off You want something The Flaming

1:25

Romo is this one Hahahaha I

1:27

like that one We're all

1:29

little Romos, right? Shout out to the Flaming

1:31

Romos then Everyone that listens

1:34

every single day To the live show

1:36

and to the podcast The Flaming Romos We

1:39

love you No, I don't know if that's gonna

1:41

stick What? No Romo? No,

1:44

no Romo Hahahah

1:49

Ohhh I don't know what else can it

1:51

be Sham's dying Hahahaha

1:54

We love you You

2:00

remember the show for... Mista, what do

2:02

you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Maury's old school, Romo.

2:04

Oh, Maury, like a regional Romo. Maury was a

2:06

Romo even before he started working with us. Huh?

2:09

Right? He's a huge fan.

2:11

Yeah. Coming up

2:13

on almost one year of Maria

2:15

being a Romo. Yeah. However,

2:18

Maria was a Romo way before she started working

2:20

here. I was. I grew up a Romo. I

2:22

did. A lot of people... I

2:24

was Romo-ing in elementary school. A lot of people grew

2:26

up in a Romo house. Facts. Right?

2:30

So... The flaming Romos? Oh,

2:32

no, Romo. The big Romos? Flaming,

2:34

man. I mean, we just go

2:36

with the Romos, the flaming Romos. Yeah, yeah,

2:39

yeah. That's all of our flaming Romos. I

2:41

think all of them work. Uh-huh. Yeah.

2:44

Okay. We like all Romos. We

2:47

do. Right? Yeah.

2:49

What sort of Romo you identify as? You're

2:52

all Romo to us. Yeah. And

2:54

we love you. Yes. So much. Yeah.

2:57

Next to Dan, please. I always wanted to know

2:59

how Maria's first day at work was and what

3:02

was the prep like. Ooh. Yeah.

3:05

Back to August of 2023. Yes. Do

3:07

you remember your first day? I'm trying to think. I

3:10

do remember it. I can't remember what the prep was

3:12

like. I mean, I think I was just ready to

3:15

get some DMs going and just making sure

3:17

that I had everything kind of set

3:20

in my laptop. Nervous? Wasn't...

3:23

Yes. I was a little nervous because

3:25

I had not done like talk radio like

3:27

this before. Yeah. And making sure

3:29

that I was trying to find the right cues to

3:31

come in and just kind of really feeding off of

3:33

like your energy was what I

3:35

was most nervous for. But honestly,

3:37

my first day, you know, I came in, my alarm went off

3:39

like 17 times and I was

3:42

like up so early. Yeah. And it was definitely something

3:44

I had to get into. What were you most afraid

3:46

of? That like you'd screwed up or that you wouldn't

3:48

be able to keep up or like what was the

3:50

sort of... I had two biggest fears.

3:53

Okay. Somehow I was afraid I was going to swear. Uh huh.

3:56

Right. And then I was honestly, like I said,

3:58

just making sure that I didn't interrupt. of

4:00

you or like what I said was

4:02

gonna be funny and if it wasn't funny

4:04

and everyone laughed I was just laughing at

4:06

my own joke like I don't know I

4:09

was more nervous about like how I would

4:11

blend all together. Yeah.

4:15

But that's it. Now a girl thinks I live with

4:17

you. Hahahaha.

4:22

Yo we got time for one more DM please hurry

4:24

up. Okay don't ever do that again. Kaylee

4:28

says I was driving along the

4:30

highway and saw at least three random shoes

4:32

on the side. I'm wondering if

4:34

you have any ideas as to how the heck

4:36

so many people lose their shoes on

4:38

the side of highways. It drives me

4:41

crazy. It's not like they're flip flops

4:43

or anything they're all runners or small

4:45

baby shoes. Thoughts on this? Haha.

4:48

But I agree with Kaylee I have

4:51

seen shoes all over the side of

4:53

the road. So where do they come from? What do you

4:55

think happens? You're trying to figure it out

4:57

in your mind as you're driving Maria. What do you think

4:59

happens to those shoes? If it's a baby shoe I

5:01

think the window was open the baby took it off and threw it

5:03

out of the window. Okay. Very

5:05

possible yeah. And then the

5:07

adult shoe either going back of the

5:10

truck flew out or

5:12

got in a fight through the shoe as angry

5:15

as you think. They took it off. There's a lot of

5:17

points on the road though. Yeah.

5:21

I mean it could be somebody

5:23

who like you said like they're

5:25

in the back of a truck

5:27

or they forget them on the

5:29

top of the car or often

5:31

times like people have those luggage

5:33

things that are on top and

5:35

maybe one of those things open

5:37

or somebody changed their shoes on

5:39

the side of the road and

5:41

like forgot one or what if

5:43

they were a set and you know

5:45

over time like maybe a car

5:47

hits one and it like ends up in

5:50

a ditch or just like rolls down the

5:52

road. Yeah. Yeah. Like

5:54

I think maybe a lot of them were forgotten there or maybe if

5:56

somebody was on like a bicycle and

5:58

I don't know like I. I don't know.

6:00

I don't know why there would be one, but

6:03

I assume that it's always two, but you only

6:05

just see one, right? I'm sure it

6:07

starts most start as two. Yeah, and then you

6:09

just happen to only see the one, right? Yeah,

6:11

I guess I don't know more. Do you have

6:14

a theory? I thought it was a

6:16

love thing I don't know. I heard like you

6:18

throw a shoe at the window means you love somebody. That's what

6:20

I heard I also heard ghost shoes

6:22

like something like if you're getting rid of your shoes

6:27

Like you throw them like when you see them hanging on

6:29

the wire or something like that. They're called like ghost shoes

6:31

I'm so for drug dealers when they're on

6:34

little things Oh like like you

6:36

you hang the shoe like it's like like if

6:39

somebody dies you leave their shoes there Is that

6:41

what you mean by drug dealers aren't when their

6:43

shoes hanging on the cords in

6:45

the ceiling? Yeah, I think gang turnt signifying

6:47

gang turf. It's like there's drugs around the area

6:50

or the death of a gang member Oh, it

6:53

also signifies just kids who used to throw

6:55

old shoes on power lines. Oh power

6:57

line. That's what they're called I

7:06

had two pair of shoes on power line Yeah,

7:11

it was not easy to do that. I

7:13

know yeah, it's not easy to get up

7:15

there Wonderful DMD dive. Thanks to all the

7:17

flaming romos for sending them in keep them

7:19

coming in And we get a chance to

7:21

talk about them every day DMD

7:30

dive time part of the show where we go

7:32

through and see what DMS and Questions

7:35

and comments you may have for the show

7:37

Maria. What do we got the DMS today?

7:39

Okay? Well, this is a fun one Sandra says

7:41

hey Maria how much money when each

7:43

of you guys need to consider to do an only

7:45

fans What would I have to do on only fans? Um? less

7:51

Like full only fans like

7:53

I'm not doing full only fans. What about for

7:56

a million dollars? Oh, yeah What

8:00

about five million dollars? I'll do it for

8:02

five hold on mark. I'll get

8:04

you five million No,

8:07

still not enough seven million. Nope

8:09

not enough for one video. I Can't

8:12

because that video is gonna exist forever. I can't ten

8:14

million. No, I'm giving up all that money I'm not

8:17

doing it. You're not doing it. I'm not doing wouldn't

8:19

do it for twenty million dollars I would not do

8:21

it for twenty million wouldn't do one video for twenty

8:23

million dollars. What am I doing in the video? I?

8:26

Don't know whatever he wants I'm

8:31

not doing it. No. No, I can't what if it

8:33

was you and Jenna? I'm

8:37

not doing it. No 20 million dollars. I'm

8:39

not doing it. Should we ask her? No,

8:41

she's gonna say no She would say no

8:43

to 30 million dollars. Absolutely. Really that's gonna

8:45

exist on online forever. Sure. Yeah No, I'm

8:48

not gonna get it. No, I get not

8:50

doing it. Are you I would for how

8:52

much you said 30 mil That was

8:54

the cap just now if it was me and Catherine.

8:56

Yeah. Yeah, I would oh I couldn't there's no way

8:58

for 30 for 30 million dollars No, I

9:01

don't think she would I don't I think I don't think

9:03

that we would be By

9:05

the end of it. I don't think that we would actually

9:07

wind up doing it I think we probably talk ourselves out

9:09

of it. Uh-huh but

9:11

for For 30 million

9:13

for 30 million dollars like would I I

9:15

would consider it definitely I would consider it

9:18

I'm sure I would bring it up and

9:20

if Catherine said no, I'm not into it

9:22

then I wouldn't push I wouldn't push at

9:24

all I'm too insecure for that. What about

9:26

solo? No, never. No, no nothing.

9:28

No, okay. I don't know Maybe

9:30

you're just I don't know. I don't know Five

9:33

million bucks five million morey. That's what I do for

9:35

two you would do it for Let's

9:42

try to go shape this down here. Okay, so

9:44

more it's not just one video you have

9:46

to do you got a post once

9:49

a week for One full

9:51

year and these can be with a partner

9:54

you can be alone You

9:56

could do it, but it has to be full like

9:58

you can't paint a picture and you're underpants You

10:00

got a participate like one video could

10:03

be feet stuff But

10:05

you are always without clothes right okay?

10:07

Yeah, and you can't hide things Right,

10:10

but I could be cooking naked or I

10:12

can be behind like a grape you know

10:14

what I mean Okay,

10:21

so so how much more II like two

10:23

million two million two phrases work you Same

10:27

scenario yeah one video one we go

10:29

yeah one video we do here For

10:33

a mill yeah, no no no yeah, what's

10:35

the five is a five mil five

10:37

mil? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

10:39

yeah, I would get Maria you

10:41

still live at home. Yeah, no

10:44

you would you're not doing it at all Like

10:46

if I had to post like feet pictures Like

10:49

without anything else sure no problem No

10:52

you got to participate in but if I had to do

10:54

what you guys are doing there's no way I won't do

10:56

it I'm just not doing it Insane

10:59

about this conversation right now Maria is the only

11:01

one of all of us that even stands at

11:09

Can I also tell you the biggest mistake

11:11

Maria just made right now yeah, it's saying

11:14

that she would post oh No, yeah

11:16

because now your DMS are

11:18

gonna be like hey Let

11:21

me Venmo you ten bucks or twenty

11:23

bucks or a hundred dollars right? Do

11:30

you have a moment your phone no okay good People

11:37

at all Next

11:39

yeah, please okay Nicole says what's everyone's

11:42

opinion on getting engaged before moving

11:44

in together And how

11:46

long should you slash shouldn't you

11:48

stay engaged before getting married? Oh

11:50

my god, I think that depends on teen years Like

11:55

your situation I don't think you should get engaged

11:57

before you live with somebody that's foolish Yeah,

12:00

we moved in together

12:02

before getting engaged. I think it is

12:05

important for people to like To

12:07

live together first. Yes before taking

12:10

that next step and and seeing

12:13

What the future may may hold and even with people

12:15

who live in households where they got those like wacko

12:17

parents who won't let them Move out and stuff like

12:19

that like you you They're

12:21

doing you a complete disservice like

12:24

a complete disservice my I

12:26

come from a very Greek old-school

12:28

family Yeah, and my dad made

12:31

a very strict rule So my sister did not

12:33

move out with her fiance until they got engaged

12:35

until they got engaged Okay, and

12:37

then they lived together before the wedding and then

12:39

they got married. Okay So my

12:41

dad and I always go back and forth on this subject all

12:44

the time Yeah, I think you learn a lot about

12:46

the person that you're with you learn

12:49

a lot about each other Yeah, right when you get

12:51

a chance to live together before taking that next. Yeah,

12:53

and then you just show them all that only fans

12:55

money Now

13:02

What else we got today Maria Lester said if

13:04

you were all on the masked singer,

13:06

uh-huh, what would your characters be?

13:13

What would you be like you could be a frog

13:15

you could be a crazy dragon I don't want to be

13:17

like an alien you'd be the alien. Yeah,

13:19

probably an alien. Oh cuz they all have

13:21

those big heads Yeah, oh, I got you.

13:23

What would you be Ross? I'd

13:26

stupid. I don't know Raph no, I only

13:28

fans before I did the math All

13:34

right, didn't worry what would you be

13:36

a sloth sloth Jim? Oh I

13:39

want to feel like a rabbit or something like that. Yeah.

13:41

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that like a big like

13:43

a big rabbit Yeah Be

13:48

the only one who's ever told you this Jim, but you are larger than a

13:50

rabbit I Maria

13:54

would you be a cow a cow?

13:57

Why cow because it's whatever they're squishy

14:00

Okay. And now what he gets

14:02

that I'd be in a cow. Cows are not

14:04

that squishy. They're big. That's meat and bone. No,

14:07

they have fat to them. Cows

14:09

aren't squishy. You ever touch the cow? No.

14:11

No. Yeah. I don't believe I'm

14:14

not usually around cows. It's like

14:16

it's like touching a cello. Like it's like

14:18

hard. Oh, like my abs. Thank

14:21

you everyone for all of the DMs that you

14:23

are sending in. Keep them coming in. We love

14:25

talking about them on the DM deep dive. That

14:27

was wonderful. Thank you, Maria. No problem. Roz and

14:29

Mokus DM deep dive. Roz

14:37

and Mokus DM deep dive.

14:39

I regret this already. DM

14:42

deep dive. We do this on the show

14:44

every day. Uh, Maria, what do we got

14:46

in the DMs today? Okay. Ryan says, hey,

14:48

I have a question for Moka and Shem.

14:51

Have they ever been to Guyana? If they

14:53

have, what was their experiences like? And if not,

14:56

did they ever plan on going? And was there

14:58

anything they've ever wanted to go see? Shem?

15:00

Yes, I have been. Um, couldn't tell

15:02

you a thing about it because I was one and a half

15:05

years old. Oh, wow. And then having gone back since. Having gone

15:07

back since. And have you been Moka? Much

15:09

like, like my mom took me when I think I was six

15:11

months old. Okay. And then since then. Just to go show you

15:13

off the family and stuff like that when you were like a

15:15

little babe. Um, but then since

15:17

then, never. Like my mom goes. How have you

15:19

not? I was like, you know what? Great question.

15:22

I have no idea. But I do want to

15:24

know excuse, right? It's not like your no, no.

15:26

And my mom has gone like my

15:28

mom goes there every single year. Yeah.

15:31

At various times of the year. Does she go

15:33

to vacation or to see family? Both. Both. Yeah.

15:35

But is it like a fun place to vacation?

15:37

Like, like today for sorts and stuff there. Yeah,

15:39

totally. Usually when

15:41

my mom goes, uh, it's usually planned

15:43

with like other family members, like here

15:45

in Canada, they will all go together

15:47

and they'll hang out out there and

15:49

sightsee and then go to various, uh,

15:52

certain parts of Guyana are safe. Yeah. Yeah. Much like

15:55

anywhere in the world. You're gonna have like dangerous parts,

15:57

dangerous parts of town that you know to stay away

15:59

from. Yeah. I've always wanted to go when that'll

16:02

happen. I don't know. I gotta make it happen soon

16:04

though Yeah, I won't I cried the entire way there

16:06

apparently like from Toronto there

16:09

Your mom has told legendary stories. Are you

16:11

crying like all right? I cried all the

16:13

time Right,

16:16

baby, you just have to look at Shamroy and

16:18

cried Yeah,

16:24

and Jenny says I'm a little behind on the

16:26

podcast But I find it funny that Roz is

16:28

making fun of Maria for the way she says

16:30

buried When he's been saying spider-man

16:32

instead of spider-man for the last 15 years Yeah,

16:46

I don't know what to say to that I Maria says

16:49

things weird All right Mark says how does

16:51

everyone in the room make time

16:54

to respond to their DMS? Morey

17:03

when do you sort of do you take time to

17:06

respond to people all at once or do you sort

17:08

of do it as they? Come in when you get

17:10

a notification I'll like to look throughout the day because

17:12

there's like so many folders like there's the general one

17:14

and the primary one and then the Hidden one like

17:16

the requests. Yeah. Yeah, so like you know during lunch

17:18

I'll do it like when I'm lying down watching the

17:21

news. I'll do it. So you'll just

17:23

sort of respond as it comes, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

17:25

you know what? I've started doing cuz a lot of

17:27

the DMS that I mean, I don't respond to a

17:29

lot of DMS. Yeah But I

17:32

there's two DMS that I usually get

17:34

that I'll respond to one somebody has

17:36

long questions Yeah, or somebody there

17:39

the most I get is you said a thing

17:41

on how you cook a thing on a podcast

17:43

six years ago I can't find it. How do

17:45

I how do I do that? I

17:48

Get a message over the weekend where it was a

17:51

mum being like hey if you get this within the

17:53

next 30 minutes Can you tell me how you make

17:55

hot dogs? Right. So what I do

17:57

now, especially if it's lawn stuff and cooking stuff is I

18:00

just send back voice notes. Oh good one. It's

18:02

easier than typing it takes way less time for

18:04

me to type so if I'm in my kitchen

18:06

and somebody's like hey how did you say you

18:08

did that thing? I just I hit record and

18:11

then I just leave them a series of voice

18:13

notes step one step two step three and it

18:15

takes me two minutes as opposed to sitting there

18:17

and typing the whole thing out. You gotta be

18:19

careful with them voice notes and what you say

18:21

though. Why? Because somebody like me would take those

18:24

voice notes and chop up the audio. Oh yeah.

18:26

And many of them step into a way where

18:28

it sounds like nothing like

18:30

the original. Sure if you're

18:32

a monster, I'm trying to

18:35

remember how many times I

18:37

said wiener in that one

18:39

over the weekend. And steam.

18:41

Oh god. And also

18:43

watch out you gotta take it out before it gets

18:45

too wet. Oh yeah

18:47

see. Oh my god. I said

18:50

three layers of paper towel not

18:52

one. Yeah be careful with the

18:54

voice notes. Maria what about you?

18:56

You get a lot of DM. Yeah because obviously I

18:58

do this so I okay what I'll

19:01

do is I take time to

19:03

go through different types of DMs. So

19:05

if I see some of this for a DM deep dive I'll read

19:07

it and then I'll click on read that

19:09

way when I'm here in the studio I'll respond

19:12

to all the DM deep dive ones and put

19:14

them into a document. Do

19:16

you tell people that you're gonna use their DM in the deep

19:18

dive or no? Yes sometimes I'll say I'll be using

19:20

this or I'll say thank you for the question if

19:22

I'm not sure when I'm going to use it. Because obviously

19:25

we get so many and I want to make sure

19:27

that they're all you know put in a

19:29

certain time. Sure. Okay. And then when

19:31

I have people just replying to my stories those I'll

19:34

just like as I go. And then I have the

19:36

weird ones which I just delete. All the weirdo

19:38

guys. Yeah those automatically delete. So

19:45

if a guy slides into your

19:47

DM you don't like if you

19:49

don't reply you just

19:51

don't leave it there like you fully delete

19:53

the man's message. Yes get it out of

19:55

there right. It depends on the range of

19:58

creepiness you know. Sometimes

20:00

I'll screenshot them and send them to my

20:02

friends. Oh, all right. And then we laugh.

20:08

And then, you know. Hey, can we do

20:10

at some point maybe next week, Maria? We'll

20:12

give you some time to start to not

20:14

delete things. Okay. I would

20:16

like to do one whole DM deep dive

20:19

on just the guys who are sliding into

20:21

your DMs. Okay. Now I have to

20:23

stop deleting them. Okay. As of today,

20:25

stop deleting. I will stop doing it. I just

20:27

want to see what's out there, right? And

20:30

I also want to see what kind of game people

20:32

have. Sure. And I also want to

20:34

see how easy they think it's going to be. Great idea. Right?

20:37

And I also want to see the creativity. Like, I think that if we

20:39

did one full one on just your DMs

20:42

from guys sliding in who are trying to

20:44

slide in, then I

20:46

think that we could sort of go through them.

20:48

Not to give them pointers or anything, but just

20:50

like I'm a... I'm a curiosity. Yeah. Yeah.

20:54

Yeah. Thank you for all of your DMs. Keep

20:56

them coming in, especially you creepy dudes, because we're going to

20:58

focus on you. Oh yeah. Get those coming

21:00

now. One day next week to Maria. And we'll do this

21:03

again. Thanks, Maria. Anytime.

21:05

Graz and then we'll take a

21:07

DMs deep dive. Things get weird

21:09

in three, two, one. Here we

21:11

go. DM deep dive time, y'all. Hey, Maria.

21:14

What do we got in the DMs today? Okay.

21:16

Steven says, who is

21:18

more likely to be ID'd at the liquor

21:21

store? Maria, because she's the youngest, or Mocha,

21:23

because he's the smallest? What

21:25

the... Honestly. I didn't

21:28

write it. I'm just reading it.

21:32

Hold on. Permission to use the bleep button? Yeah.

21:36

Steven? Yeah. Next

21:38

DM. Do you get ID'd? Oh,

21:41

we're not going to answer the question? No,

21:43

because it's a troll job. Does

21:47

anyone still get ID'd? Oh. Shut

21:50

up, sham. I don't. Do

21:52

you get ID, Maria? Yeah. It

21:55

depends on what I look like that day. Okay.

21:58

If I'm wearing makeup and stuff... I'm

22:00

like usually don't get ID'd but if I

22:02

go in without makeup I get

22:05

ID'd hands down every time. Moka's got a shirt on today

22:07

with thumb holes for sleeves Definitely getting

22:09

ID'd today then Is

22:14

that because the sleeves are so long and your mom cut holes in

22:16

it? No! Thank

22:18

you, what he is. Give her gloves in them as well.

22:20

You know, like the string. Oh, do you have your label

22:22

to the back of the hood too? Oh, that's

22:24

nice. That's a good one. Don't lose a sweater.

22:26

Okay. Can we just move on please? He probably has

22:29

an extra pair of pants in his cubby too. Damn! I

22:33

gotta write Moka a mama letter to let him know they

22:36

had a BM today. Yeah Did

22:39

you bring us back to work? Yes you did.

22:41

Yes you did. Okay

22:46

Next BM! Crew says, hey

22:48

Maria Would you rather get $100 for

22:50

every bad thing you do or get $10 for every good thing you

22:52

do? How

22:55

bad is the bad thing? Very bad. We'll say

22:57

like bad bad. Like what? Like murder? No! Okay!

23:01

Am I a contract killer for a hundred

23:03

dollars? What's

23:06

bad? What's bad? What bad is? Cutting

23:08

somebody off in traffic? No, that

23:11

happens every day. Yeah Give me a

23:13

definition of bad and give me a definition of

23:15

good. I need to know. Let's say like

23:17

bad as in like you lie or you

23:19

cheat. What do you mean cheat? Who am

23:21

I cheating? Like your people. What do you

23:23

mean? Like cheating people out of money? Everything.

23:26

How many people out of everything? You cheat on

23:28

them, you cheat them. We need to establish. Explain

23:30

what's bad. Yeah, like you mean

23:32

like if somebody has an affair? A hundred bucks?

23:35

No! Okay. What if it's like, mmm, I don't

23:37

know, like you walk down the street and you

23:39

gotta clock someone in the face. But how

23:41

many times are you doing that? No, no, no, because that's the

23:43

result. Okay, let's pause

23:45

for the for one second. Let's go the other way and

23:47

then we'll be able to figure out what the bad is.

23:49

Give us, give me an example of what something good would

23:51

be. Like you buy someone a coffee behind you in the drive-thru.

23:53

Okay, so then the bad should be

23:56

as bad, okay, as buying somebody a

23:58

coffee at the drive-thru. Meaning

24:02

you ordering a coffee. Yes taking it

24:04

without paying right. That's the equivalent.

24:06

Yes Okay, see I would be more inclined

24:09

to do the good things than the bad

24:11

things I there's no way I'm getting a

24:13

hundred bucks for doing bad things. I

24:16

do way more good things I think at least in

24:18

a day Yeah to warrant getting that ten

24:20

bucks for every one of those things then

24:22

to do something bad Let's say if

24:25

I'm not doing anything bad like that one day.

24:27

I miss out on a hundred bucks. Let's say

24:29

for instance Okay that there you walking you're walking

24:31

into the grocery store. Yeah, right and

24:34

there's somebody there with one of those charity boxes.

24:36

Okay So if you

24:38

put a dollar in there, yeah, you're going to get ten

24:40

dollars. Perfect I'm done. But if you walk by them and

24:43

look at them in the face and go no You

24:46

get a hundred I'm not doing it. No, there's

24:48

no way I can't do that Cuz

24:51

usually those people that are holding those boxes asking

24:53

for money. They're either like little kids who are

24:55

in the cadets Right, or they're super old right?

24:57

Damn it. More. It would have no no voice

25:13

Dollars too much of a guilty conscience.

25:15

I'd feel so bad. Yeah, $100 cures

25:18

that no it doesn't offer me men can't

25:20

do it What are you saying? I'm doing

25:22

good Yeah,

25:26

I mean I think in the long run I think

25:28

that you would find that if you just lived your

25:30

normal life You would

25:39

Question for Roz what are good types

25:41

of pots and pans to use that

25:43

are durable easy to clean for everyday

25:45

cooking Like

25:47

what like what like make or what

25:50

do I use? Why don't you go

25:52

like make the material both? Why

25:54

don't you go like make like brand and then like the

25:56

material that you like to pull or is the

25:58

answer different for both? Um, it

26:00

is I I have like I

26:02

I don't have one set of pots and

26:05

pans. So let's say material Material

26:07

so I have different ones. I have

26:09

a you have to have a really

26:11

good nonstick for only nonstick things Yeah,

26:13

right things specifically that you need a

26:16

nonstick for for like eggs and stuff

26:18

like that eggs. Yes, and

26:22

I add like a pancake kind of thing,

26:24

but you're not cooking anything else in the

26:26

nonstick pan You were not cooking a steak

26:28

or a piece of chicken or anything like

26:30

that in the nonstick pan, right? So

26:32

it is only for non sticky things So

26:35

I have that and then I have like

26:37

my stainless steel pans and pots and then

26:39

I have an old set of anodized I

26:41

think they were called whatever they were. It's

26:43

like black iron, but it's not cast iron

26:45

It's like it's like a black coating on

26:47

it and thereby a company called Calphalon Which

26:50

were very expensive at the time and I've beat the

26:52

hell out of them, but it's my favorite pan ever

26:54

It's warped the bottom of it is like warp from

26:57

being on so much heat over the years And

27:00

no, it's this it's you don't you barely rinse it with

27:02

water and just give it a scrub I don't even put

27:04

soap on it. Okay, right and then it just goes it

27:06

just goes back into the into the drawer It's like there's

27:08

seasoning like it is. This is the most seasoned pandy lovers.

27:10

I'll take a picture of and show it to you You'd

27:12

be like that is completely

27:15

healthy completely The

27:18

bottom of volcano, yeah, it looks like it's

27:20

at the bottom of volcano And

27:23

then I have that but all most of my

27:25

pans that I use on a regular basis. They

27:27

are so beat up like Crazy

27:30

crazy beat up and dented and have

27:32

been like through wars And

27:34

those are my favorite ones if you see something

27:37

that looks new. It's not because it's better It's

27:39

because I never use it. Okay, there you go.

27:41

A couple of options for you there, Shar. Thank

27:43

you very much for your question Thank you to

27:45

everyone who slid into the DM this week and

27:48

sent in your questions and or comments Love talking

27:50

about them. So keep coming in straws and mocha's

27:52

DM deep dive straws

27:57

and mocha's DM deep dive

28:00

You wouldn't say that to your mama, so why

28:02

us? Alright ladies and gentlemen, here we

28:04

are! DM Deep Dive Time! Maria, what

28:06

do we got in the DMs today?

28:09

Okay, Lester asks, Does Maria still sleep

28:11

with her mouth taped shut? I've

28:13

seen ads for mouth tape and it seems

28:16

like there are benefits. I'm intrigued. And RozaMoka,

28:18

have you tried this yet? Explain

28:20

the mouth tape thing, Maria. Okay,

28:22

so I take my mouth shut at

28:25

nighttime so that I can breathe through my nose. Now

28:27

when you say tape it, it's special tape,

28:29

right? I use medical tape. Medical tape?

28:32

Are you going across from

28:34

left to right? Or is it horizontally? I've actually

28:36

added on to my taping routine recently. So I

28:38

tape my mouth and my nose. Wait, why do

28:40

you tape? I tape both. I look like I've

28:42

been taken hostage. How

28:45

do you tape both? So I tape one from my

28:47

mouth across. Yeah. And

28:49

then I do... Like left to right? Yeah, left to right and then

28:51

an X. And then an LK. So

28:53

I got like stripped because of the way. And

28:56

then my nose, I kind of start at the

28:58

center and then I do a U going

29:00

upwards and then I tape two across. Oh, you take

29:02

your nose open. I like kind of tape it

29:05

up a little bit. Yeah. So that like the airways

29:07

open. And then you...

29:10

And then I go to bed. And like, do

29:12

you sleep through the night like that? Yeah, sometimes I

29:14

find tape in my bed. I think I ripped it off in

29:16

the evenings of my mouth when I sleep. Does it help? It

29:19

does for me. Really? Like

29:21

the nose one especially has really helped because I

29:24

had like a deviated septum surgery a long time

29:26

ago. And then like my septum sticks, but I

29:28

still can't breathe. Okay. I have other

29:30

issues clearly. But it

29:33

helps. Will you take a picture of that? I can take

29:35

a picture of it. Yeah, I'd like to see that I

29:37

think. All right. With the nose all taped up like that,

29:39

like upward turns, just nothing

29:41

but nostrils. With your mouth

29:43

all taped shut. Like I'm so curious as to

29:45

what that looks like. Do you ever, not freak

29:48

out, but like does ever throw you off or

29:50

like it's just normal now? No, it's normal now.

29:52

I wake up, you know, I've like my sisters

29:54

come into my room before when she's

29:56

been home from school. And she's been like, what the

29:58

hell? I would start looking around. the closet for the

30:00

guy. I jump out the window and try and go, oh my

30:02

brother and a

30:05

half is somebody that doesn't exist. The worst part is

30:07

that like after I've taken my mouth shut

30:09

it's like my dog Romeo is in my

30:11

room doing something and I'm trying to call

30:13

him like whoa. You

30:16

can't yell at the dog. He can't

30:18

say no to the dog. What a

30:20

disaster. This is why they

30:22

need to get rid of TikTok. You literally

30:24

is. Yeah. But

30:28

it worked. Next

30:30

DM please. Michael says, is

30:33

Moka at least taller than Kevin Hart? If

30:35

not, that would make sense why he can relate

30:37

to him so much as per the last video

30:39

you guys posted. Why is everybody going in on

30:41

me all of a sudden? Like the past couple of

30:44

weeks. Hold on a

30:46

second here. Wait a second. Look around the

30:48

room. Okay. Look at

30:50

me. Yeah. Look at

30:52

Maury. Yeah. Shem. Yeah.

30:56

Maria. Well, I listen

30:58

guys. I've all been in the barrel.

31:01

I have done nothing wrong. We've

31:03

all been in the barrel. I've

31:05

done nothing wrong. Now it's your turn in the barrel.

31:07

Celebrating like a champion and celebrating wins around here. Okay.

31:11

So the question was, are you taller than Kevin Hart? Yes.

31:14

Okay. Is the answer. Can we do it

31:16

like a tape measure? No, I left my tape measure. I have

31:18

mine. Oh, perfect. We got to go. We got to

31:21

go. We got to go. Look at that. We got

31:23

to go move on to the next DM please. Maria.

31:26

Maria says, I have a question for Shem.

31:28

Hey. If he likes older ladies,

31:30

does it mean when he gets older, he

31:32

will like ladies of his own age or

31:34

will he like even older women? What

31:37

is his cutoff age? Dead women? Yeah.

31:40

Look at that. Amy is going to

31:42

be attracted to someone through the hundreds. Somebody

31:44

who no longer is. Yo,

31:46

great question. That's a good

31:49

question. You know, right now, like your

31:51

wheelhouse is what? Because you talk about

31:53

like, um, Hannah Wantingham, Hannah Wantingham and

31:55

Martha Stewart. Yeah. Helen

31:57

Maron. Right. Yep. get

32:00

upwards in age? I

32:02

want to say that I'll probably still stick with them at

32:04

age range. There's something about that age

32:06

range, man. Do you think maybe when you're older, it'll

32:08

do the reverse? You'll start to like

32:11

younger women because you're older? Nah, nah, nah.

32:13

I don't know, man. I don't know. I

32:16

don't know. Good, man. I'm good. I don't know. There's

32:20

not a lot of guys who had the

32:22

older woman thing where when they sort of

32:24

hit 70, where I think that you...

32:29

I tracked the other like 70 and 80 year

32:31

olds? Because I think what winds up happening is

32:33

that I think that if you are ever going

32:35

to be in a position, Shem, where when you

32:37

are in your late 60s, early 70s, maybe you

32:42

are the older guy that younger

32:44

women find attractive. Oh.

32:47

Yeah, but most girls have cut off ages. But what

32:49

I'm saying is that right now, OK, Shem

32:52

is the one sort of with

32:54

the fascination. You may be

32:57

the object of the fascination. Totally. At some

32:59

point. And you know what? To that point,

33:01

because black don't crack and I'm probably going

33:03

to look like 40 when I turn 65. Right.

33:06

It helps. You're right. Yes. Yeah. So

33:08

I'm just saying like right now you

33:11

have the fascination, but you may become

33:13

the object of the fascination, which I

33:15

think may change your taste once you

33:17

realize like if you are that type

33:19

of guy who the younger people are

33:21

attracted to. Wait, so, Shem,

33:23

what's your cutoff age then for women right now? I'm

33:26

currently in a relationship, man. I don't know. Not

33:30

cool. I don't know what you're talking about. Maury, what's

33:32

your cutoff age? I

33:34

had that. All

33:39

right. Keep those here coming in. We

33:41

love talking about him every single day.

33:43

That was wonderful. Thank you, Maria. Anytime.

33:46

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