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From the Kiss 92.5 Studios in
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Toronto, Canada Are you ready?
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Ladies and gentlemen This is Roz
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and Moka It's Roz and Moka,
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what's going on? Hey guys, this is Bruno Mars This
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is Selena Gomez The Chainsmokers Lady Gaga
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Calvin Harris This is Ed Sheer You're listening to my
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boys Roz and Moka Roz and Moka My boys Roz
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and Moka The Roz and Moka Show Between
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Roz and Moka, who is your favorite? Roz
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and Moka Roz and Moka You guys are
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so funny man Congratulations Lisa! Wow Wow
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You just won $1,000 That is amazing Y'all
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just made my entire morning Keep it up
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You guys are awesome man This is the
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Roz and Moka Show Podcast Podcast Roz
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and Moka's DM Deep Dive Our
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DM's is where all the weird
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s*** lives Once again
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to get into the DM Deep
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Dive Maria, what do we
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got in the DM's today? Okay, Matt is
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asking question for Roz and Moka Taylor
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has her Swifties Beyonce has the Beehive
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Gaga has her little monsters The Kelsees
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have the 92%ers So
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if Roz and Moka were to give their
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fanbase a nickname, what would it be? The
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Huge Romos Hahahahahahah
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What? The Huge Romos?
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Or the Flaming Romos Don't
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we already have a name We call them the Roz
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and Moka family, right? Yeah Or
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you want to switch it off You want something The Flaming
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Romo is this one Hahahaha I
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like that one We're all
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little Romos, right? Shout out to the Flaming
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Romos then Everyone that listens
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every single day To the live show
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and to the podcast The Flaming Romos We
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love you No, I don't know if that's gonna
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stick What? No Romo? No,
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no Romo Hahahah
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Ohhh I don't know what else can it
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be Sham's dying Hahahaha
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We love you You
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remember the show for... Mista, what do
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you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Maury's old school, Romo.
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Oh, Maury, like a regional Romo. Maury was a
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Romo even before he started working with us. Huh?
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Right? He's a huge fan.
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Yeah. Coming up
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on almost one year of Maria
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being a Romo. Yeah. However,
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Maria was a Romo way before she started working
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here. I was. I grew up a Romo. I
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did. A lot of people... I
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was Romo-ing in elementary school. A lot of people grew
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up in a Romo house. Facts. Right?
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So... The flaming Romos? Oh,
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no, Romo. The big Romos? Flaming,
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man. I mean, we just go
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with the Romos, the flaming Romos. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. That's all of our flaming Romos. I
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think all of them work. Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Okay. We like all Romos. We
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do. Right? Yeah.
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What sort of Romo you identify as? You're
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all Romo to us. Yeah. And
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we love you. Yes. So much. Yeah.
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Next to Dan, please. I always wanted to know
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how Maria's first day at work was and what
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was the prep like. Ooh. Yeah.
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Back to August of 2023. Yes. Do
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you remember your first day? I'm trying to think. I
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do remember it. I can't remember what the prep was
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like. I mean, I think I was just ready to
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get some DMs going and just making sure
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that I had everything kind of set
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in my laptop. Nervous? Wasn't...
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Yes. I was a little nervous because
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I had not done like talk radio like
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this before. Yeah. And making sure
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that I was trying to find the right cues to
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come in and just kind of really feeding off of
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like your energy was what I
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was most nervous for. But honestly,
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my first day, you know, I came in, my alarm went off
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like 17 times and I was
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like up so early. Yeah. And it was definitely something
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I had to get into. What were you most afraid
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of? That like you'd screwed up or that you wouldn't
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be able to keep up or like what was the
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sort of... I had two biggest fears.
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Okay. Somehow I was afraid I was going to swear. Uh huh.
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Right. And then I was honestly, like I said,
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just making sure that I didn't interrupt. of
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you or like what I said was
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gonna be funny and if it wasn't funny
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and everyone laughed I was just laughing at
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my own joke like I don't know I
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was more nervous about like how I would
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blend all together. Yeah.
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But that's it. Now a girl thinks I live with
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you. Hahahaha.
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Yo we got time for one more DM please hurry
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up. Okay don't ever do that again. Kaylee
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says I was driving along the
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highway and saw at least three random shoes
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on the side. I'm wondering if
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you have any ideas as to how the heck
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so many people lose their shoes on
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the side of highways. It drives me
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crazy. It's not like they're flip flops
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or anything they're all runners or small
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baby shoes. Thoughts on this? Haha.
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But I agree with Kaylee I have
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seen shoes all over the side of
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the road. So where do they come from? What do you
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think happens? You're trying to figure it out
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in your mind as you're driving Maria. What do you think
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happens to those shoes? If it's a baby shoe I
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think the window was open the baby took it off and threw it
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out of the window. Okay. Very
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possible yeah. And then the
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adult shoe either going back of the
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truck flew out or
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got in a fight through the shoe as angry
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as you think. They took it off. There's a lot of
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points on the road though. Yeah.
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I mean it could be somebody
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who like you said like they're
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in the back of a truck
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or they forget them on the
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top of the car or often
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times like people have those luggage
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things that are on top and
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maybe one of those things open
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or somebody changed their shoes on
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the side of the road and
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like forgot one or what if
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they were a set and you know
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over time like maybe a car
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hits one and it like ends up in
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a ditch or just like rolls down the
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road. Yeah. Yeah. Like
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I think maybe a lot of them were forgotten there or maybe if
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somebody was on like a bicycle and
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I don't know like I. I don't know.
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I don't know why there would be one, but
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I assume that it's always two, but you only
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just see one, right? I'm sure it
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starts most start as two. Yeah, and then you
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just happen to only see the one, right? Yeah,
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I guess I don't know more. Do you have
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a theory? I thought it was a
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love thing I don't know. I heard like you
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throw a shoe at the window means you love somebody. That's what
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I heard I also heard ghost shoes
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like something like if you're getting rid of your shoes
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Like you throw them like when you see them hanging on
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the wire or something like that. They're called like ghost shoes
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I'm so for drug dealers when they're on
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little things Oh like like you
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you hang the shoe like it's like like if
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somebody dies you leave their shoes there Is that
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what you mean by drug dealers aren't when their
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shoes hanging on the cords in
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the ceiling? Yeah, I think gang turnt signifying
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gang turf. It's like there's drugs around the area
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or the death of a gang member Oh, it
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also signifies just kids who used to throw
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old shoes on power lines. Oh power
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line. That's what they're called I
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had two pair of shoes on power line Yeah,
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it was not easy to do that. I
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know yeah, it's not easy to get up
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there Wonderful DMD dive. Thanks to all the
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flaming romos for sending them in keep them
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coming in And we get a chance to
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talk about them every day DMD
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dive time part of the show where we go
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through and see what DMS and Questions
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and comments you may have for the show
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Maria. What do we got the DMS today?
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Okay? Well, this is a fun one Sandra says
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hey Maria how much money when each
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of you guys need to consider to do an only
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fans What would I have to do on only fans? Um? less
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Like full only fans like
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I'm not doing full only fans. What about for
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a million dollars? Oh, yeah What
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about five million dollars? I'll do it for
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five hold on mark. I'll get
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you five million No,
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still not enough seven million. Nope
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not enough for one video. I Can't
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because that video is gonna exist forever. I can't ten
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million. No, I'm giving up all that money I'm not
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doing it. You're not doing it. I'm not doing wouldn't
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do it for twenty million dollars I would not do
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it for twenty million wouldn't do one video for twenty
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million dollars. What am I doing in the video? I?
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Don't know whatever he wants I'm
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not doing it. No. No, I can't what if it
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was you and Jenna? I'm
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not doing it. No 20 million dollars. I'm
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not doing it. Should we ask her? No,
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she's gonna say no She would say no
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to 30 million dollars. Absolutely. Really that's gonna
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exist on online forever. Sure. Yeah No, I'm
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not gonna get it. No, I get not
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doing it. Are you I would for how
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much you said 30 mil That was
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the cap just now if it was me and Catherine.
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Yeah. Yeah, I would oh I couldn't there's no way
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for 30 for 30 million dollars No, I
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don't think she would I don't I think I don't think
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that we would be By
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the end of it. I don't think that we would actually
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wind up doing it I think we probably talk ourselves out
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of it. Uh-huh but
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for For 30 million
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for 30 million dollars like would I I
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would consider it definitely I would consider it
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I'm sure I would bring it up and
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if Catherine said no, I'm not into it
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then I wouldn't push I wouldn't push at
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all I'm too insecure for that. What about
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solo? No, never. No, no nothing.
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No, okay. I don't know Maybe
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you're just I don't know. I don't know Five
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million bucks five million morey. That's what I do for
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two you would do it for Let's
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try to go shape this down here. Okay, so
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more it's not just one video you have
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to do you got a post once
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a week for One full
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year and these can be with a partner
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you can be alone You
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could do it, but it has to be full like
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you can't paint a picture and you're underpants You
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got a participate like one video could
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be feet stuff But
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you are always without clothes right okay?
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Yeah, and you can't hide things Right,
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but I could be cooking naked or I
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can be behind like a grape you know
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what I mean Okay,
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so so how much more II like two
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million two million two phrases work you Same
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scenario yeah one video one we go
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yeah one video we do here For
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a mill yeah, no no no yeah, what's
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the five is a five mil five
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mil? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, I would get Maria you
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still live at home. Yeah, no
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you would you're not doing it at all Like
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if I had to post like feet pictures Like
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without anything else sure no problem No
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you got to participate in but if I had to do
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what you guys are doing there's no way I won't do
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it I'm just not doing it Insane
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about this conversation right now Maria is the only
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one of all of us that even stands at
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Can I also tell you the biggest mistake
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Maria just made right now yeah, it's saying
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that she would post oh No, yeah
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because now your DMS are
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gonna be like hey Let
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me Venmo you ten bucks or twenty
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bucks or a hundred dollars right? Do
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you have a moment your phone no okay good People
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at all Next
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yeah, please okay Nicole says what's everyone's
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opinion on getting engaged before moving
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in together And how
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long should you slash shouldn't you
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stay engaged before getting married? Oh
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my god, I think that depends on teen years Like
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your situation I don't think you should get engaged
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before you live with somebody that's foolish Yeah,
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we moved in together
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before getting engaged. I think it is
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important for people to like To
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live together first. Yes before taking
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that next step and and seeing
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What the future may may hold and even with people
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who live in households where they got those like wacko
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parents who won't let them Move out and stuff like
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that like you you They're
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doing you a complete disservice like
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a complete disservice my I
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come from a very Greek old-school
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family Yeah, and my dad made
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a very strict rule So my sister did not
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move out with her fiance until they got engaged
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until they got engaged Okay, and
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then they lived together before the wedding and then
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they got married. Okay So my
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dad and I always go back and forth on this subject all
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the time Yeah, I think you learn a lot about
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the person that you're with you learn
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a lot about each other Yeah, right when you get
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a chance to live together before taking that next. Yeah,
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and then you just show them all that only fans
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money Now
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What else we got today Maria Lester said if
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you were all on the masked singer,
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uh-huh, what would your characters be?
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What would you be like you could be a frog
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you could be a crazy dragon I don't want to be
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like an alien you'd be the alien. Yeah,
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probably an alien. Oh cuz they all have
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those big heads Yeah, oh, I got you.
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What would you be Ross? I'd
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stupid. I don't know Raph no, I only
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fans before I did the math All
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right, didn't worry what would you be
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a sloth sloth Jim? Oh I
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want to feel like a rabbit or something like that. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that like a big like
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a big rabbit Yeah Be
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the only one who's ever told you this Jim, but you are larger than a
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rabbit I Maria
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would you be a cow a cow?
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Why cow because it's whatever they're squishy
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Okay. And now what he gets
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that I'd be in a cow. Cows are not
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that squishy. They're big. That's meat and bone. No,
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they have fat to them. Cows
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aren't squishy. You ever touch the cow? No.
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No. Yeah. I don't believe I'm
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not usually around cows. It's like
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it's like touching a cello. Like it's like
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hard. Oh, like my abs. Thank
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you everyone for all of the DMs that you
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are sending in. Keep them coming in. We love
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talking about them on the DM deep dive. That
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was wonderful. Thank you, Maria. No problem. Roz and
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Mokus DM deep dive. Roz
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and Mokus DM deep dive.
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I regret this already. DM
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deep dive. We do this on the show
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every day. Uh, Maria, what do we got
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in the DMs today? Okay. Ryan says, hey,
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I have a question for Moka and Shem.
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Have they ever been to Guyana? If they
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have, what was their experiences like? And if not,
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did they ever plan on going? And was there
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anything they've ever wanted to go see? Shem?
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Yes, I have been. Um, couldn't tell
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you a thing about it because I was one and a half
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years old. Oh, wow. And then having gone back since. Having gone
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back since. And have you been Moka? Much
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like, like my mom took me when I think I was six
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months old. Okay. And then since then. Just to go show you
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off the family and stuff like that when you were like a
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little babe. Um, but then since
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then, never. Like my mom goes. How have you
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not? I was like, you know what? Great question.
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I have no idea. But I do want to
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know excuse, right? It's not like your no, no.
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And my mom has gone like my
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mom goes there every single year. Yeah.
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At various times of the year. Does she go
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to vacation or to see family? Both. Both. Yeah.
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But is it like a fun place to vacation?
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Like, like today for sorts and stuff there. Yeah,
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totally. Usually when
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my mom goes, uh, it's usually planned
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with like other family members, like here
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in Canada, they will all go together
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and they'll hang out out there and
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sightsee and then go to various, uh,
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certain parts of Guyana are safe. Yeah. Yeah. Much like
15:55
anywhere in the world. You're gonna have like dangerous parts,
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dangerous parts of town that you know to stay away
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from. Yeah. I've always wanted to go when that'll
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happen. I don't know. I gotta make it happen soon
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though Yeah, I won't I cried the entire way there
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apparently like from Toronto there
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Your mom has told legendary stories. Are you
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crying like all right? I cried all the
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time Right,
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baby, you just have to look at Shamroy and
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cried Yeah,
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and Jenny says I'm a little behind on the
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podcast But I find it funny that Roz is
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making fun of Maria for the way she says
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buried When he's been saying spider-man
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instead of spider-man for the last 15 years Yeah,
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I don't know what to say to that I Maria says
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things weird All right Mark says how does
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everyone in the room make time
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to respond to their DMS? Morey
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when do you sort of do you take time to
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respond to people all at once or do you sort
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of do it as they? Come in when you get
17:10
a notification I'll like to look throughout the day because
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there's like so many folders like there's the general one
17:14
and the primary one and then the Hidden one like
17:16
the requests. Yeah. Yeah, so like you know during lunch
17:18
I'll do it like when I'm lying down watching the
17:21
news. I'll do it. So you'll just
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sort of respond as it comes, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
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you know what? I've started doing cuz a lot of
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the DMS that I mean, I don't respond to a
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lot of DMS. Yeah But I
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there's two DMS that I usually get
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that I'll respond to one somebody has
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long questions Yeah, or somebody there
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the most I get is you said a thing
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on how you cook a thing on a podcast
17:43
six years ago I can't find it. How do
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I how do I do that? I
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Get a message over the weekend where it was a
17:51
mum being like hey if you get this within the
17:53
next 30 minutes Can you tell me how you make
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hot dogs? Right. So what I do
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now, especially if it's lawn stuff and cooking stuff is I
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just send back voice notes. Oh good one. It's
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easier than typing it takes way less time for
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me to type so if I'm in my kitchen
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and somebody's like hey how did you say you
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did that thing? I just I hit record and
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then I just leave them a series of voice
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notes step one step two step three and it
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takes me two minutes as opposed to sitting there
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and typing the whole thing out. You gotta be
18:19
careful with them voice notes and what you say
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though. Why? Because somebody like me would take those
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voice notes and chop up the audio. Oh yeah.
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And many of them step into a way where
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it sounds like nothing like
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the original. Sure if you're
18:32
a monster, I'm trying to
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remember how many times I
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said wiener in that one
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over the weekend. And steam.
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Oh god. And also
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watch out you gotta take it out before it gets
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too wet. Oh yeah
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see. Oh my god. I said
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three layers of paper towel not
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one. Yeah be careful with the
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voice notes. Maria what about you?
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You get a lot of DM. Yeah because obviously I
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do this so I okay what I'll
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do is I take time to
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go through different types of DMs. So
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if I see some of this for a DM deep dive I'll read
19:07
it and then I'll click on read that
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way when I'm here in the studio I'll respond
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to all the DM deep dive ones and put
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them into a document. Do
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you tell people that you're gonna use their DM in the deep
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dive or no? Yes sometimes I'll say I'll be using
19:20
this or I'll say thank you for the question if
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I'm not sure when I'm going to use it. Because obviously
19:25
we get so many and I want to make sure
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that they're all you know put in a
19:29
certain time. Sure. Okay. And then when
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I have people just replying to my stories those I'll
19:34
just like as I go. And then I have the
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weird ones which I just delete. All the weirdo
19:38
guys. Yeah those automatically delete. So
19:45
if a guy slides into your
19:47
DM you don't like if you
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don't reply you just
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don't leave it there like you fully delete
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the man's message. Yes get it out of
19:55
there right. It depends on the range of
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creepiness you know. Sometimes
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I'll screenshot them and send them to my
20:02
friends. Oh, all right. And then we laugh.
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And then, you know. Hey, can we do
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at some point maybe next week, Maria? We'll
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give you some time to start to not
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delete things. Okay. I would
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like to do one whole DM deep dive
20:19
on just the guys who are sliding into
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your DMs. Okay. Now I have to
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stop deleting them. Okay. As of today,
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stop deleting. I will stop doing it. I just
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want to see what's out there, right? And
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I also want to see what kind of game people
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have. Sure. And I also want to
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see how easy they think it's going to be. Great idea. Right?
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And I also want to see the creativity. Like, I think that if we
20:39
did one full one on just your DMs
20:42
from guys sliding in who are trying to
20:44
slide in, then I
20:46
think that we could sort of go through them.
20:48
Not to give them pointers or anything, but just
20:50
like I'm a... I'm a curiosity. Yeah. Yeah.
20:54
Yeah. Thank you for all of your DMs. Keep
20:56
them coming in, especially you creepy dudes, because we're going to
20:58
focus on you. Oh yeah. Get those coming
21:00
now. One day next week to Maria. And we'll do this
21:03
again. Thanks, Maria. Anytime.
21:05
Graz and then we'll take a
21:07
DMs deep dive. Things get weird
21:09
in three, two, one. Here we
21:11
go. DM deep dive time, y'all. Hey, Maria.
21:14
What do we got in the DMs today? Okay.
21:16
Steven says, who is
21:18
more likely to be ID'd at the liquor
21:21
store? Maria, because she's the youngest, or Mocha,
21:23
because he's the smallest? What
21:25
the... Honestly. I didn't
21:28
write it. I'm just reading it.
21:32
Hold on. Permission to use the bleep button? Yeah.
21:36
Steven? Yeah. Next
21:38
DM. Do you get ID'd? Oh,
21:41
we're not going to answer the question? No,
21:43
because it's a troll job. Does
21:47
anyone still get ID'd? Oh. Shut
21:50
up, sham. I don't. Do
21:52
you get ID, Maria? Yeah. It
21:55
depends on what I look like that day. Okay.
21:58
If I'm wearing makeup and stuff... I'm
22:00
like usually don't get ID'd but if I
22:02
go in without makeup I get
22:05
ID'd hands down every time. Moka's got a shirt on today
22:07
with thumb holes for sleeves Definitely getting
22:09
ID'd today then Is
22:14
that because the sleeves are so long and your mom cut holes in
22:16
it? No! Thank
22:18
you, what he is. Give her gloves in them as well.
22:20
You know, like the string. Oh, do you have your label
22:22
to the back of the hood too? Oh, that's
22:24
nice. That's a good one. Don't lose a sweater.
22:26
Okay. Can we just move on please? He probably has
22:29
an extra pair of pants in his cubby too. Damn! I
22:33
gotta write Moka a mama letter to let him know they
22:36
had a BM today. Yeah Did
22:39
you bring us back to work? Yes you did.
22:41
Yes you did. Okay
22:46
Next BM! Crew says, hey
22:48
Maria Would you rather get $100 for
22:50
every bad thing you do or get $10 for every good thing you
22:52
do? How
22:55
bad is the bad thing? Very bad. We'll say
22:57
like bad bad. Like what? Like murder? No! Okay!
23:01
Am I a contract killer for a hundred
23:03
dollars? What's
23:06
bad? What's bad? What bad is? Cutting
23:08
somebody off in traffic? No, that
23:11
happens every day. Yeah Give me a
23:13
definition of bad and give me a definition of
23:15
good. I need to know. Let's say like
23:17
bad as in like you lie or you
23:19
cheat. What do you mean cheat? Who am
23:21
I cheating? Like your people. What do you
23:23
mean? Like cheating people out of money? Everything.
23:26
How many people out of everything? You cheat on
23:28
them, you cheat them. We need to establish. Explain
23:30
what's bad. Yeah, like you mean
23:32
like if somebody has an affair? A hundred bucks?
23:35
No! Okay. What if it's like, mmm, I don't
23:37
know, like you walk down the street and you
23:39
gotta clock someone in the face. But how
23:41
many times are you doing that? No, no, no, because that's the
23:43
result. Okay, let's pause
23:45
for the for one second. Let's go the other way and
23:47
then we'll be able to figure out what the bad is.
23:49
Give us, give me an example of what something good would
23:51
be. Like you buy someone a coffee behind you in the drive-thru.
23:53
Okay, so then the bad should be
23:56
as bad, okay, as buying somebody a
23:58
coffee at the drive-thru. Meaning
24:02
you ordering a coffee. Yes taking it
24:04
without paying right. That's the equivalent.
24:06
Yes Okay, see I would be more inclined
24:09
to do the good things than the bad
24:11
things I there's no way I'm getting a
24:13
hundred bucks for doing bad things. I
24:16
do way more good things I think at least in
24:18
a day Yeah to warrant getting that ten
24:20
bucks for every one of those things then
24:22
to do something bad Let's say if
24:25
I'm not doing anything bad like that one day.
24:27
I miss out on a hundred bucks. Let's say
24:29
for instance Okay that there you walking you're walking
24:31
into the grocery store. Yeah, right and
24:34
there's somebody there with one of those charity boxes.
24:36
Okay So if you
24:38
put a dollar in there, yeah, you're going to get ten
24:40
dollars. Perfect I'm done. But if you walk by them and
24:43
look at them in the face and go no You
24:46
get a hundred I'm not doing it. No, there's
24:48
no way I can't do that Cuz
24:51
usually those people that are holding those boxes asking
24:53
for money. They're either like little kids who are
24:55
in the cadets Right, or they're super old right?
24:57
Damn it. More. It would have no no voice
25:13
Dollars too much of a guilty conscience.
25:15
I'd feel so bad. Yeah, $100 cures
25:18
that no it doesn't offer me men can't
25:20
do it What are you saying? I'm doing
25:22
good Yeah,
25:26
I mean I think in the long run I think
25:28
that you would find that if you just lived your
25:30
normal life You would
25:39
Question for Roz what are good types
25:41
of pots and pans to use that
25:43
are durable easy to clean for everyday
25:45
cooking Like
25:47
what like what like make or what
25:50
do I use? Why don't you go
25:52
like make the material both? Why
25:54
don't you go like make like brand and then like the
25:56
material that you like to pull or is the
25:58
answer different for both? Um, it
26:00
is I I have like I
26:02
I don't have one set of pots and
26:05
pans. So let's say material Material
26:07
so I have different ones. I have
26:09
a you have to have a really
26:11
good nonstick for only nonstick things Yeah,
26:13
right things specifically that you need a
26:16
nonstick for for like eggs and stuff
26:18
like that eggs. Yes, and
26:22
I add like a pancake kind of thing,
26:24
but you're not cooking anything else in the
26:26
nonstick pan You were not cooking a steak
26:28
or a piece of chicken or anything like
26:30
that in the nonstick pan, right? So
26:32
it is only for non sticky things So
26:35
I have that and then I have like
26:37
my stainless steel pans and pots and then
26:39
I have an old set of anodized I
26:41
think they were called whatever they were. It's
26:43
like black iron, but it's not cast iron
26:45
It's like it's like a black coating on
26:47
it and thereby a company called Calphalon Which
26:50
were very expensive at the time and I've beat the
26:52
hell out of them, but it's my favorite pan ever
26:54
It's warped the bottom of it is like warp from
26:57
being on so much heat over the years And
27:00
no, it's this it's you don't you barely rinse it with
27:02
water and just give it a scrub I don't even put
27:04
soap on it. Okay, right and then it just goes it
27:06
just goes back into the into the drawer It's like there's
27:08
seasoning like it is. This is the most seasoned pandy lovers.
27:10
I'll take a picture of and show it to you You'd
27:12
be like that is completely
27:15
healthy completely The
27:18
bottom of volcano, yeah, it looks like it's
27:20
at the bottom of volcano And
27:23
then I have that but all most of my
27:25
pans that I use on a regular basis. They
27:27
are so beat up like Crazy
27:30
crazy beat up and dented and have
27:32
been like through wars And
27:34
those are my favorite ones if you see something
27:37
that looks new. It's not because it's better It's
27:39
because I never use it. Okay, there you go.
27:41
A couple of options for you there, Shar. Thank
27:43
you very much for your question Thank you to
27:45
everyone who slid into the DM this week and
27:48
sent in your questions and or comments Love talking
27:50
about them. So keep coming in straws and mocha's
27:52
DM deep dive straws
27:57
and mocha's DM deep dive
28:00
You wouldn't say that to your mama, so why
28:02
us? Alright ladies and gentlemen, here we
28:04
are! DM Deep Dive Time! Maria, what
28:06
do we got in the DMs today?
28:09
Okay, Lester asks, Does Maria still sleep
28:11
with her mouth taped shut? I've
28:13
seen ads for mouth tape and it seems
28:16
like there are benefits. I'm intrigued. And RozaMoka,
28:18
have you tried this yet? Explain
28:20
the mouth tape thing, Maria. Okay,
28:22
so I take my mouth shut at
28:25
nighttime so that I can breathe through my nose. Now
28:27
when you say tape it, it's special tape,
28:29
right? I use medical tape. Medical tape?
28:32
Are you going across from
28:34
left to right? Or is it horizontally? I've actually
28:36
added on to my taping routine recently. So I
28:38
tape my mouth and my nose. Wait, why do
28:40
you tape? I tape both. I look like I've
28:42
been taken hostage. How
28:45
do you tape both? So I tape one from my
28:47
mouth across. Yeah. And
28:49
then I do... Like left to right? Yeah, left to right and then
28:51
an X. And then an LK. So
28:53
I got like stripped because of the way. And
28:56
then my nose, I kind of start at the
28:58
center and then I do a U going
29:00
upwards and then I tape two across. Oh, you take
29:02
your nose open. I like kind of tape it
29:05
up a little bit. Yeah. So that like the airways
29:07
open. And then you...
29:10
And then I go to bed. And like, do
29:12
you sleep through the night like that? Yeah, sometimes I
29:14
find tape in my bed. I think I ripped it off in
29:16
the evenings of my mouth when I sleep. Does it help? It
29:19
does for me. Really? Like
29:21
the nose one especially has really helped because I
29:24
had like a deviated septum surgery a long time
29:26
ago. And then like my septum sticks, but I
29:28
still can't breathe. Okay. I have other
29:30
issues clearly. But it
29:33
helps. Will you take a picture of that? I can take
29:35
a picture of it. Yeah, I'd like to see that I
29:37
think. All right. With the nose all taped up like that,
29:39
like upward turns, just nothing
29:41
but nostrils. With your mouth
29:43
all taped shut. Like I'm so curious as to
29:45
what that looks like. Do you ever, not freak
29:48
out, but like does ever throw you off or
29:50
like it's just normal now? No, it's normal now.
29:52
I wake up, you know, I've like my sisters
29:54
come into my room before when she's
29:56
been home from school. And she's been like, what the
29:58
hell? I would start looking around. the closet for the
30:00
guy. I jump out the window and try and go, oh my
30:02
brother and a
30:05
half is somebody that doesn't exist. The worst part is
30:07
that like after I've taken my mouth shut
30:09
it's like my dog Romeo is in my
30:11
room doing something and I'm trying to call
30:13
him like whoa. You
30:16
can't yell at the dog. He can't
30:18
say no to the dog. What a
30:20
disaster. This is why they
30:22
need to get rid of TikTok. You literally
30:24
is. Yeah. But
30:28
it worked. Next
30:30
DM please. Michael says, is
30:33
Moka at least taller than Kevin Hart? If
30:35
not, that would make sense why he can relate
30:37
to him so much as per the last video
30:39
you guys posted. Why is everybody going in on
30:41
me all of a sudden? Like the past couple of
30:44
weeks. Hold on a
30:46
second here. Wait a second. Look around the
30:48
room. Okay. Look at
30:50
me. Yeah. Look at
30:52
Maury. Yeah. Shem. Yeah.
30:56
Maria. Well, I listen
30:58
guys. I've all been in the barrel.
31:01
I have done nothing wrong. We've
31:03
all been in the barrel. I've
31:05
done nothing wrong. Now it's your turn in the barrel.
31:07
Celebrating like a champion and celebrating wins around here. Okay.
31:11
So the question was, are you taller than Kevin Hart? Yes.
31:14
Okay. Is the answer. Can we do it
31:16
like a tape measure? No, I left my tape measure. I have
31:18
mine. Oh, perfect. We got to go. We got to
31:21
go. We got to go. Look at that. We got
31:23
to go move on to the next DM please. Maria.
31:26
Maria says, I have a question for Shem.
31:28
Hey. If he likes older ladies,
31:30
does it mean when he gets older, he
31:32
will like ladies of his own age or
31:34
will he like even older women? What
31:37
is his cutoff age? Dead women? Yeah.
31:40
Look at that. Amy is going to
31:42
be attracted to someone through the hundreds. Somebody
31:44
who no longer is. Yo,
31:46
great question. That's a good
31:49
question. You know, right now, like your
31:51
wheelhouse is what? Because you talk about
31:53
like, um, Hannah Wantingham, Hannah Wantingham and
31:55
Martha Stewart. Yeah. Helen
31:57
Maron. Right. Yep. get
32:00
upwards in age? I
32:02
want to say that I'll probably still stick with them at
32:04
age range. There's something about that age
32:06
range, man. Do you think maybe when you're older, it'll
32:08
do the reverse? You'll start to like
32:11
younger women because you're older? Nah, nah, nah.
32:13
I don't know, man. I don't know. I
32:16
don't know. Good, man. I'm good. I don't know. There's
32:20
not a lot of guys who had the
32:22
older woman thing where when they sort of
32:24
hit 70, where I think that you...
32:29
I tracked the other like 70 and 80 year
32:31
olds? Because I think what winds up happening is
32:33
that I think that if you are ever going
32:35
to be in a position, Shem, where when you
32:37
are in your late 60s, early 70s, maybe you
32:42
are the older guy that younger
32:44
women find attractive. Oh.
32:47
Yeah, but most girls have cut off ages. But what
32:49
I'm saying is that right now, OK, Shem
32:52
is the one sort of with
32:54
the fascination. You may be
32:57
the object of the fascination. Totally. At some
32:59
point. And you know what? To that point,
33:01
because black don't crack and I'm probably going
33:03
to look like 40 when I turn 65. Right.
33:06
It helps. You're right. Yes. Yeah. So
33:08
I'm just saying like right now you
33:11
have the fascination, but you may become
33:13
the object of the fascination, which I
33:15
think may change your taste once you
33:17
realize like if you are that type
33:19
of guy who the younger people are
33:21
attracted to. Wait, so, Shem,
33:23
what's your cutoff age then for women right now? I'm
33:26
currently in a relationship, man. I don't know. Not
33:30
cool. I don't know what you're talking about. Maury, what's
33:32
your cutoff age? I
33:34
had that. All
33:39
right. Keep those here coming in. We
33:41
love talking about him every single day.
33:43
That was wonderful. Thank you, Maria. Anytime.
33:46
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