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From the Kiss 92.5 Studios in

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Toronto, Canada R.U.B.R.A.S

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Ladies and gentlemen This is Roz and

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Moka It's Roz and Moka, what's going on? Hey

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guys, this is Bruno Mars This is Selena Gomez The

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Chainsmokers Lady Gaga Calvin Harris

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This is Ed Sheer You're listening to my boys

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Roz and Moka Roz and Moka My boys Roz and

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Moka The Roz and Moka Show Between

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Roz and Moka, who is your favorite? Roz

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and Moka Roz and Moka You guys are

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so funny, man Congratulations Lisa! Wow You

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just won $1,000 That is amazing Y'all

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just made my entire morning Keep it up

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You guys are awesome, man This is the Roz

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and Moka Show Podcast Podcast Oh

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my God! We're getting down

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with the finish line Wow Thanks

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Yo, you've been awfully quiet this whole week, Shem What

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happened? What happened? Awfully

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quiet over there Awfully

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quiet over there, Shemmy Yo

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You'd be hearing a lot of that A

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lot, sir So

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it is happening It is

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Roz and Moka's King of Pins

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Moka versus Shem Bowling This

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is the follow-up to runner, runner, winner, winner When they ran the

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100 Oh yeah,

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if you don't know what happened Go, go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Get

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down with the finish line Fell

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Like a bunch of bowling pins So

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we promised to get

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you guys the details And

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so here it is And I know the big question was Will

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fans be able to come and watch this? And

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the answer to that is yes So

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it's going to be straight up one frame

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That's it There's no two out of

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three, no nothing Don't need it Get

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used to that sound, Shem We're doing

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this Friday May

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3rd at Splitsville

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in Richmond Hill Great

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bowling alley great lanes great people

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big off. So it's a great

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vibe. Uh-huh great

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pins I Think

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doors are gonna be at six and I think that you

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guys are gonna have to lace them up and Get

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chucking by seven. So

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easy you think so easy stuff easy

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stuff you say We

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also have a way for

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a very few select individuals

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to get VIP access

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to this disaster Start

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giving away VIP passes We have

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three VIP passes for you and

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three friends that we're

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gonna start giving away on Tuesday On

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the show some VIP bowling alley access, which

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is gonna be done and the entire team

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is gonna be like Everybody's

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gonna write like yeah, more you're

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gonna be there to witness me whoop sham

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Maria. You're gonna be there as well Well,

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no, I'm going to a match where I

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see sham beating you. Thank you. Oh, excuse

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me. Wow. I like to hear okay All

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right, go sham redemption, baby We

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got to get DJ comics out there too. Yeah, yeah, we're

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gonna bring the whole crew We're gonna tape a bunch of

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stuff for the show. So if you can't join us, it'll

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be a big party We'll get the full like recap and

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we're gonna put something real great together for the radio I'm

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winning for the for the radio show as well. So

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don't worry about any of that if you cannot make

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it But if you can Friday, May

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3rd at splitsville Richmond Hill doors at 6

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if you want to come in and

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watch this I'll go down. It's

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a Raza mocha's king of pins

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mocha versus shim. And again VIP

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tickets will be available Giving

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those away on Tuesday Very

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important pins You know

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bumpers allowed no and we already know

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it's incredible. No, no Can't

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use the ramp. Never

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gonna go neither of them to

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school over the rules. We. Were.

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A man on which ball you can use because

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they knew discern. Same for finger holes in the

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ones that made me too big for. Massaro.

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once only one way or the later

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or female be approved. Zero for an innocent

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women just flick it with as babies

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and we will love We will make sure

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that all the balls are the right balls

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that will make sure all the holes

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or the right home We will make sure

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that and I literally against me over

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two hours ago. Nobody's against you know and

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kind of sounds like as is working out

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or success you sort of brought it

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on yourself. How go back. And listen to the

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where you started this whole thing. A

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Cbs as a Cydia and of

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the success. Of

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us as we celebrating. I am so

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excited for this! I love when we

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do this stuff and I know fans

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level we do this stuff it is.

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Rosin Moke is saying of pins Mocha

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vs Sham are go down Friday May

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third Splitsville in Richmond Hill. Doors Six

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are you guys start You kick this

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off as seven and again right here

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on the rise of Motor Show starting

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Tuesday morning we have. Of V

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I P B S his or her. You

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and three friends were going to do that

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for a couple of days next week to

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get some V I P's in there are

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to really live it up to. Come on

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sir, I just one thing. Yes, I was

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at a sexy ninety bicycle five years and

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took the thought right on my mind. Mostly

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can put the ball the way he pushes

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Davies. Oh wow Oh wow Oh wow suggests

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I am death. Or.

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Less. On I. Made

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all the babies around one. the south.

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There. Very good and I'm in a

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rain or I know and everybody get

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a fan of a pen to paper.

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Yeah because of the right on Nobody

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is t for any more than. You

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will because of least a waste

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of taper down in this in

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this entire building. I

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have a parking ticket notice you. Any judgment

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you know I don't need. You need it for. I

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samsung you can use of Agony on

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the list a line always supported him

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for help out. How much for and

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seventy five dollars? Where did you get

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the cigarettes? I forgot the part. I've

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got a for hims email fields of

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Iowa you warfare don't I don't leave

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As an. Event in New. Hampshire

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had to pay for breaking and then I forgot to take

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farting and it almost. Every game it's or in. Any

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way, shape or. Smoker here man? Yes

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or a I'm ready for have a

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paper semi I'm ready. Oh. Okay

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here ago I used to.

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Listen. To a lot of people

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freak out about this yesterday. Okay,

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ready? Yeah. I. Bought a

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cow for eight hundred dollars. And.

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I. Sold it for a thousand dollars. A

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day. I bought it again for. One.

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Thousand One Hundred dollars. On

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thousand one hundred dollars. I saw that

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again for. Thirteen hundred

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dollars. How

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much did I earn? Ten

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a link activator. Can I feel alone? I.

7:37

Was just doesn't give a shit about him as if

7:39

given such. Similar to what a submarine cannot use a

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calculator. As. A do mental math. excesses

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of say no zeus it's like to

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equations tame saddam i am sorry to

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say the was a hundred or four

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eyed boy for young i bought a

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cow for a hundred dollars yes i

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sold it for a thousand okay so

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yeah i bought it again for eleven

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hundred I thought it was $1,100. Yeah,

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$1,100. Oh, sorry, $1,100. Oh, no, $1,100.

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Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Bought

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it again for $1,100. Okay. And I

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sold it for $1,300. Uh, bought it

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again for, okay, so that's, uh, yeah. I know. My

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dad's going to be so mad. I know. I'm

8:16

going to give you a home, or I'm going to

8:18

give you a home. Okay, so $200 up. Yeah,

8:21

some bills. No. Okay.

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Shut up, Shem. Oh, I'm not

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with you. Sorry, sorry. My bad, my bad, my bad. Oh,

8:27

I'm lost. Wait,

8:30

you sold it again for $1,100? Okay, okay, yes. Okay,

8:32

no. Okay, okay. I

8:35

bought a, I bought a account for $800. Yeah. I

8:38

sold it for 11, I sold it for $1,000. Okay. Yeah,

8:41

so you made two. Okay. I bought it

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again for $1,100. So you lost one? And

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then I sold it for $1,300. Oh,

8:50

so you're up $400. Uh,

8:52

Maury? I'm going to say you are

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up $200. Up $200. Uh,

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Mocha? You're up $100. Shem,

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I think you're up $400. Maria? I'm

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going to go $400. Okay, so I bought a

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account for $800. Right?

9:08

I sold it for $1,000. I

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bought it again for $1,100. And

9:16

then I sold it for $1,300. How

9:19

much did I earn? Did

9:22

you answer $400? Okay.

9:28

Show me your work, Mocha. Show

9:31

your work. This is mine. Maury?

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Maury? Explain

9:39

$500, Maury. Because,

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uh, I

9:44

went from $800 to $1,300. Okay.

9:48

But... Moira, I'm

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in between. Buy and sell. Don't

9:53

worry about it. Okay. Well,

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we are worried about it. That's sort of the whole

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point of this, is worrying about it. No, it's, it's,

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um... Like, what's the answer? You bought it for

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800, Maury. Here's the, can I say this? Either

10:04

200 or 500? Either 200 or 500.

10:08

Those are my answers. You sold and

10:10

then. Okay, so Maury, you

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bought a account for $800. Yes.

10:16

And then you sold it for $1,000. Yes.

10:18

Okay, what's that math? Then

10:22

you bought it again. For 1100. For

10:24

1100. Yeah. Okay.

10:27

Which is $300 difference. Okay. Then you

10:29

sold it for. Right.

10:33

So how much did you earn total? The

10:36

answer is 400 bucks. You don't know that.

10:39

Is it? What

10:41

is the answer, Ross? What's that? Oh my God, is

10:43

it a trick question like he is the cow? No, because if I got

10:45

this right, I have to tell my dad. He'll be so proud. He's

10:49

so terrible at that. I'm gonna say, Maury, you got

10:51

it wrong. Shem

10:54

and Maria got it right. Mocha cheated. Oh,

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I kicked you, my dad immediately. What

10:59

was that? I did it wrong. Yeah. First

11:02

of all, Maria didn't get it right. Maria just said

11:04

what Shem said. I said it, no, no,

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I said 400 before Shem. Show

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your work, Mocha. Huh? Show your

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work to the camera. No, no, show it right now.

11:13

Okay. That's what I said before. Maria,

11:16

show your work. Right here. 400 bucks. No,

11:19

show the other page. Oh, Maria can be here.

11:21

Oh, there's lots of pages. Where'd that page go?

11:23

Where'd that page go? Oh, this page? Here's

11:25

mine. Yeah, that's Mocha's work. Look at Mocha's work. Because

11:30

I'm a genius. The

11:34

Roz and Mocha's your podcast. Podcast. Yo,

11:39

Sagar, what's going on? It's Roz and Mocha. I'm good,

11:41

Mocha. How are you doing? Good, buddy.

11:44

Why are you mad at Roz? Man, honestly, I

11:46

gotta say, I've been listening to since 2010, and

11:48

I love both of you, but lately,

11:50

both of you, not just Roz, both of you

11:52

have been pissing me off now. Why? What

11:55

are you? What do I do? What do we do?

11:57

I'm taking a hard time picking who my favorite is.

11:59

and I'll tell you why. Since

12:02

the beginning, my favorite had always been

12:04

Mokka, because I thought I'm

12:06

a softy like him, so I always

12:08

resonated with him. Mokka soft all the time.

12:11

Oh, sorry. But everybody says about him. Yeah, you got it. Especially

12:14

after hearing Mokka cry about how

12:17

he thought he was helping Jenna

12:19

when Cruz was born. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, we get

12:21

it. Take a cry. Yeah, bye.

12:24

Okay, next, don't listen to the Doc podcast, by

12:26

the way. The history

12:28

around the Mokka, okay? And

12:30

after reading Raj's book, I realized that he's also

12:33

a big softy on the inside, and

12:35

his sassiness is also epic, so that helps

12:37

him too. So that's why after

12:40

the book came out, Raj was my favorite for

12:42

a while. So I keep

12:44

switching. But lately, Mokka is being

12:46

so stubborn that he won't even

12:48

get a YouTube Premium membership. When

12:51

he already pays God knows how much

12:53

for Netflix, Amazon, Disney, whatever else. So

12:56

that is really, really pissing me off.

12:58

I mean, if we were friends and

13:00

if we were close, then I would literally

13:02

push you off a cliff. That's how stubborn

13:04

you are, yeah. Do you

13:06

pay for YouTube Premium? Of

13:08

course I do. Honestly, you

13:10

know how Amazon Premium has lately been putting

13:14

ads on their movies now? Yeah. At

13:16

the start, just that, alone, especially me

13:19

often, that reminded me how your life

13:21

is with not having premium. It's a

13:23

sad life. Yeah. It really

13:25

is. Well, I'm not done yet. I'm not done

13:27

yet. Okay. So what we've established

13:29

so far is that you

13:31

like Mokka because he's soft. You like me because I'm

13:34

sassy. I'm thinking about changing the name of the show,

13:36

by the way. Don't say

13:38

it. What? To

13:40

soft and sassy? Don't say it.

13:42

Maria, stop clapping. I can

13:45

hear that. Okay, go ahead.

13:47

You're not done yet. No, and on

13:49

the film side, why in the world

13:51

is Raj so judgy? I mean, what

13:53

the hell does it mean by catch-up

13:55

is for children and peasants? I

13:58

don't need catch-up either, but at least I'm... I'm

14:00

not judging like him. I mean, let people do

14:02

what they want. I mean, other examples

14:04

of judging is, if you get a haircut on

14:06

a Tuesday, you aren't busy enough. Like what the

14:08

hell, man? I'm gonna get a haircut today. Yeah,

14:11

look at that. The more you

14:13

keep clapping. Yeah. The more you keep clapping.

14:15

That's great. That's great. Are you standing? Yes.

14:18

Are you? Oh yeah. Come on

14:20

now. Okay. Yes. Of

14:23

course not. Okay.

14:27

So what? I'm judging. Yeah. Okay.

14:32

Anything else? So far, just this. So

14:34

far. Okay. So

14:36

are you saying that you no longer like

14:38

either of us or that you would now

14:40

have a new favorite? I'm confused as to

14:42

where this is all going. It's

14:44

going nowhere. I think one needs to be less

14:47

judgey. One needs to get a YouTube premium membership.

14:49

Okay. Okay. But

14:53

you, so my judginess when it comes

14:55

to mocha and YouTube is okay in

14:57

your eyes. I don't know what to

14:59

say. Yeah. Yeah. You're

15:01

right. Your judginess towards mocha and

15:03

YouTube is also acceptable in your

15:06

eyes. Yes. Yes,

15:09

it is. So what

15:11

I, what I'm feeling now, bro,

15:14

is that you and I aren't

15:16

that much different. No, no, no, that's not push

15:19

it. No. No. You

15:22

called the great Michael Scott. Well, well, well,

15:25

how the turntable. No, no, no.

15:27

I refuse to accept that. No. Okay.

15:30

All right. I got it.

15:32

I got it. I got it. Oh,

15:34

I'm not expecting that. Not

15:37

the outcome you wanted. All

15:40

right. So should we even try like,

15:42

do I dare ask between Ron's and mocha who's your

15:44

favorite? Okay. It's going to sound

15:47

like a giant troll job right now, but

15:51

it's always been mocha. Oh my God.

15:55

You're the bad. Wow. We

15:58

love you, bro. Have a great day. Take care. Bye-bye.

16:00

The Ross and Mooz video podcast. Bye-bye. Hey,

16:06

let me ask you a question. When you are

16:08

out in public with your wife,

16:10

your wife, Janet, do people,

16:13

because I don't see people doing this anymore.

16:15

You remember back in the day when

16:17

you'd be in like a great couple and you'd

16:19

be all booed up and you'd walk down the

16:21

street with your hands in the backs of each

16:24

other's pockets? Don't do that. Have

16:26

you ever done that? No. I have. I used to

16:28

do that. I was the move, man. Never did that.

16:30

You never did that. You never walked down the street

16:33

with the hand in the back pocket. So you're

16:35

basically like, you're holding their ass, but to

16:37

the public, your hands in their pocket. It's

16:39

something cute. But realistically, what's going on is

16:41

that you're grabbing cheek while you walk down

16:43

the road. I don't think I've ever done

16:45

that. That's a fire move. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

16:47

100% I'm with you. Yes. Yeah. Maria, is

16:49

that a move? No. It's

16:51

not. No, I just feel like how do you walk

16:54

practically when your hand is in my back pocket? The whole

16:56

time? No, no, no. You do it too. No,

16:59

I know. But then

17:01

you both have to keep like almost the same pace.

17:03

Yeah. It's just like holding hands. No,

17:05

no. I think it's different. No,

17:08

no, no. I think it's different. You find a way

17:10

to get in sync and you do it totally. I

17:12

was like, yeah, you're like a couple of ass-grabbing sex

17:14

soldiers. If one person does it

17:16

at a time, I can get on board. No, because

17:19

then you're like dragging somebody on a leash. No, you

17:21

both have to do it. No, I'm not walking ahead

17:23

of you. Maria, you and Matthew are virtually the same

17:25

height. You could easily pull this off. Yeah,

17:28

but any time I try that, he knocks my hand away.

17:30

Oh, yeah, there's that too. Maybe

17:32

you're not the best person to talk to about this. But

17:34

you don't have you ever done that, Mocha? You've never done

17:37

that move. Because I think it's weird. Like just it's

17:39

different when you're

17:41

holding hands, I find. How do you hold hands?

17:45

I don't think I hold hands weird. How? Because

17:47

Catherine and I hold hands in a way that like

17:50

I've what's the proper way to show

17:52

me right now with everybody, with your

17:54

hands, how you hold hands. A girl

17:56

is underneath. Girls like this. Yeah. And

17:59

then the guys. What are your fingers doing? What are

18:01

your fingers doing like that? Yeah Why

18:04

don't we hold hands like this? Yeah,

18:07

no, no, that's not that's not what I do. Come here.

18:09

Come here. I'll show you go this way This

18:11

is this is how we hold hands and I'm like this.

18:13

Oh like this you hold hands like this. No, no, no

18:15

No, I go like this. I go like this No,

18:19

it's not Not

18:23

because I'm so much taller that's the only way I

18:25

was Maria Maria came in here for a second I

18:27

mean here for a second. Look, okay. I'll wait till

18:29

Maria gets in here and they will wipe your hand

18:32

Maureen you come in here to get on pretty good.

18:34

I'm gonna show you how I hold hands wipe that

18:36

hand wipe that hand Okay, Maria,

18:38

I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you how I hold hands

18:40

the Catherine. Okay, okay Okay,

18:43

so normal people you say

18:45

go like this, right? Yeah, okay, but my

18:47

hand is too long for that, right? Okay,

18:49

so the way we hold hands is I

18:51

take my so open your hands like

18:54

you're gonna interlock hands. Okay, right? I

18:56

take my Index

19:00

finger and I put it between

19:02

your baby finger and your ring finger what and then

19:04

we hold hands like that Can

19:07

I tell you what that looks like and what it

19:09

feels like? Yeah, like you're about to kidnap me really

19:13

Uncomfortable, but I feel like it's a little strange. Oh, but

19:15

even on the couch. That's how we sit. Wait, yeah Do

19:21

you do a hand over or a hand under

19:24

my hand is always over My hand

19:26

boys under I always like

19:28

under this is how this is

19:30

how your hands worry. This is how we hold hands. Okay? Yeah,

19:36

okay so more this is how I hold hands ready

19:38

so I take my index finger Yeah, right.

19:40

So your palm is up. My

19:43

palm is facing the ground I take my

19:45

index finger and I put it between your

19:47

ring finger and pinky and that's how we

19:49

do it This is the greatest day of

19:51

my life. Of course, you're gonna say

19:53

does it feel weird? Yeah, I don't think

19:55

that I can get used to that Ross

20:00

and Mocha's your podcast. Oh yeah. So?

20:07

Happy birthday, Mocha! Thank

20:11

you! Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

20:13

you. Thank you. How

20:16

are you feeling today? I'm

20:18

good. Yeah? Still young. Still young.

20:20

Still looking fresh. How old

20:23

do I feel? Like 22. Really?

20:26

Huh? You sure about that? What is... describe 22

20:28

because this is... I feel

20:30

great. I feel healthy. Yeah.

20:34

Stamina. Yeah. Loose. How's

20:36

your cardio? My

20:38

back is wonderful. How are your knees? My

20:40

knees are great hips. Well,

20:42

let me tell you guys. I exercise

20:44

every day. Yes. My cardio is probably the best

20:47

it's ever been. Okay. I

20:49

go to a chiropractor. She's amazing. I

20:52

see an osteopath. She's amazing. My

20:54

body is in tip-top shape. How's your hearing?

20:57

My hearing is wonderful. My eyesight is 20-20. I

21:00

worry about your hearing because your headphones are very loud in here. Huh?

21:04

Comedy still on point, too? Sham, we know.

21:08

Sham, I'm going to get you... I'm going

21:10

to throw out Sham... You're

21:12

going to throw Sham out? On my birthday? No, I want to

21:14

get Sham to sing you a happy birthday because I think that's

21:16

the beautiful way to do it. But

21:18

what if I just like... can you throw out different

21:20

genres at you, Sham? Sure. And then you just sort

21:22

of make do with what I give you. Whatever you

21:25

want to do. Let's

21:27

start with... Let me look at Mocha's face right now. Look at me.

21:31

Fresh. This

21:33

is the best you're going to look all day. I guarantee

21:36

you that. No, that's not. I don't

21:38

know. I'm going to work out later

21:40

today. I'm going to shower. You're not going to look

21:42

better after that. Why not? You're going to be all flush in

21:44

the face and everything else. No, I'll feel fine. I'm

21:47

not saying you're not going to feel good. Let me

21:49

just look at you right now. No, I'm going to look good, too. I

21:51

promise. Sham, can you give me like

21:54

that old school sort of Marilyn Monroe version? Oh,

21:57

man, the one that shows up to the JFJ? Yes,

21:59

Yes, yes.. That way, who's okay? Yeah, gov pause.

22:01

By the way, on here. you're. Getting

22:04

ask if I. Am

22:06

deep a D

22:09

says he'll. Be

22:13

first thing to

22:15

he's happy day

22:18

Mister mouth to.

22:22

Feed the. Say

22:27

I like a nice

22:29

as well. As. We'll

22:35

call you. Guys

22:41

are they ever. Got

22:43

Dawes straws and movies. your

22:46

podcast. Hello

22:51

Happy Birthday! To

22:54

thank you Thank you thank you thank you thank you for sure! That's

22:57

a. Symphony

23:00

give a mocha. Maybe this time since when do

23:02

a happy Birthday is on morning? Different styles. It's

23:04

trauma style and goes for give me like a.

23:08

Like can you do a good Louis Armstrong?

23:10

Jazzy Turnovers cool Louis Armstrong of yeah. The

23:14

person. Exists.

23:16

As. A birthday. To

23:19

you alone! Happy

23:22

Birthday to you!

23:24

Happy. Birthday Mogul

23:27

Mogul Mogul.

23:30

Fab! A birthday

23:32

to Ozu! Our

23:40

allies and as the very

23:42

that thing to assess as

23:45

and they. get

23:47

that ah so as as he did hear

23:50

more sense an audio piece here what is

23:52

as i wanted to celebrate with the city

23:54

so i took your birthday to the street

23:56

oh any in this segment of me on

23:59

the streets if proves the saying that

24:01

flattery is the form of the

24:03

any of the more important patient

24:05

is flattering morning got thanks for

24:07

ruining my birthday you

24:10

know the same the something yet

24:12

then more he went on the

24:14

streets and ask people about your

24:16

birthday okay you know you're celebrating

24:18

a very very big birthday today

24:20

sir okay we are celebrating mocha's

24:22

birthday okay happy birthday mocha

24:24

alright thanks you don't sound like you

24:27

care I don't hope you don't sound

24:29

excited I'm not okay so

24:31

here you go okay how do I get

24:33

your excited about mocha's birthday you can I

24:35

don't care there's nothing what is it going

24:37

on no don't take on me so can

24:39

I at least get you to imitate mocha's

24:42

laugh sure awesome okay here's how it sounds

24:44

we all know this laugh I'll right go

24:46

ahead I'll

24:51

I'll good no okay but if you

24:53

say so oh my god it's mocha's

24:55

birthday oh my

24:57

gosh mocha's birthday I

25:01

suppose it's something different what do you want

25:03

to say to mocha on his birthday happy

25:05

birthday all the blessings and I wish you

25:07

many more to come alright can you do

25:09

your best impression of mocha's laugh yeah

25:11

I don't sound like it happy birthday mocha

25:13

thank you how does it make you feel

25:15

that we're celebrating together his birthday I

25:18

shall as well he's special so I feel special

25:20

as well yeah alright can I

25:22

get your best impression mocha's laugh okay

25:26

oh my god we're celebrating

25:28

a very special birthday today

25:30

whose birthday is it it's

25:32

mocha's birthday whose mocha's mocha

25:36

from rosin mocha really

25:39

yes tell me about it well

25:43

you need it it's his birthday so

25:45

how are you celebrating it great question

25:47

we're gonna celebrate by you impersonating mocha's

25:49

laugh I want to sing for

25:51

mocha Really?

25:56

Yes! I would like to see you. So do you

25:58

want to sing together? No, not together. The

26:00

just be a holiday the

26:02

last up a birthday. Both

26:04

go up the birds they

26:06

both go up a birthday

26:08

to you Both go up

26:11

a birthday move go round

26:13

of applause. As

26:15

awful as amazing as you also want to imitate

26:18

his last hour left as a lot of innocent

26:20

of we. Join

26:25

impersonators us. Are

26:30

you trying. I

26:34

got. Are

26:37

you try? Com

26:41

glad the advertising campaign as. The

26:45

was and movies your. It.

26:50

Is Mope his birthday? I've been asking sham

26:52

to sing Happy Birthday to Mocha in in

26:54

many different sort of versions and styles and

26:57

genres and they've been out of the park

26:59

all morning option because are running at a

27:01

time. Can I give you a choice of

27:03

to in the new pick search ever when

27:06

you're comfortable with absolutely So far this morning

27:08

I said that a beautiful rendition of Happy

27:10

Birthday in the Marilyn Monroe kind of way

27:12

which Has Legs did yeah the Louis Armstrong

27:15

Happy Birthday was inevitable cause I am I

27:17

a site will let you choose between like.

27:19

Do. Like a sort of

27:22

more soulful. You. Know at an

27:24

all black church kind of saying like cylinder Stevie Wonder

27:26

Yes yeah I are. You can do like it if

27:28

you can. You do like opera so I don't know

27:30

which you want to choose. While I'll leave it up

27:32

to you are a lot of the birthday boy. What?

27:34

What? What would you like to hear what you are?

27:36

You a hundred yards or. Eight

27:39

o'clock Yes, Yes! of. Happy

27:43

Birthday to the happy Birthday

27:46

to job Happy Birthday Happy

27:48

Brother! The clapping guys learn

27:51

on earnest lot more North

27:53

north know clippings attacks on

27:55

of whether he's ready on

27:58

or something. One. Happy

28:01

birthday to you.

28:03

Happy birthday to

28:05

you. Happy birthday.

28:07

Happy birthday to

28:09

you. Happy birthday

28:11

to you. Happy

28:13

birthday. Jesus Christ

28:16

of Nazareth. The

28:21

Roz and Mokushio Podcast.

28:31

I tried to watch Doom 2 yesterday with the two people

28:33

I should never try to watch Doom 2 with. Oh

28:36

no. Family? Oh

28:38

my god, my family. What

28:41

happened? So, they

28:44

just like, they

28:46

just won't stop, right? Okay,

28:49

so it started with this, because in Doom

28:51

2 they wear those things in their nose.

28:53

What things? It's a tube, it's a

28:55

hose. Why do they mean that? It's hooked around their ears.

28:57

Exactly. No, it's not oxygen.

28:59

So, they're on a planet with no water,

29:01

right? Liquid IV. So, they

29:04

have suits on that

29:06

converts their sweat into

29:08

something drinkable. Oh,

29:10

gross. That's the thing. Okay, so

29:13

for the first 45 minutes of the

29:15

movie, it was a discussion of, if

29:18

you had to have something, some

29:20

sort of reservoir that collected your

29:22

sweat in the desert, that

29:25

then would go through a tube and then

29:27

into your nose so you could drink it,

29:29

where would be the best place on your

29:31

body to put the reservoir to catch

29:33

the sweat? And then it was agreed

29:35

upon that if you're doing a lot of walking out

29:37

in the desert, that reservoirs should go between your butt

29:39

cheeks. What? Okay. No,

29:42

like a backpack. No, no, no,

29:45

no. You're not hearing me right.

29:47

It's not a reservoir that holds

29:49

water. It's a reservoir that collects

29:51

sweat. What's

29:55

your question, Maria? Do

29:57

You sweat that much? Wouldn't

30:00

like it's. Like pouring out of

30:02

you know I'm just everybody okay cause

30:05

I feel like my alma mater boots

30:07

like would rather simple Uma is like

30:09

know because know the they were saying

30:11

that more of for has authorised due

30:14

to at all of us later nothing

30:16

else on the for years ago it's

30:18

who's the head for a situation and

30:20

black. And then and

30:23

ma'am what then and then then if somebody

30:25

dies be put a holes in them and

30:27

suck at other dead body bought her dead

30:29

body of water and then the after. And

30:31

then they they recycle that so it's is

30:34

enjoyable as well for free for the rest

30:36

are over here round and round. That guy

30:38

water know nine hundred your mouth so not

30:40

six years life for the first forty five

30:42

minutes of the movie and I'd believe me

30:44

I'd know what he was going on do

30:46

anyway an unknown and I do not know

30:48

I was just there for the visuals are

30:50

I not know I do not know. At

30:52

But But then it became the first forty five

30:54

minutes of the movie. Was weird. You put the

30:56

sweat catcher to catch the most sweat blood your

30:58

body. So uncomfortable to have it in between your

31:00

butt cheeks. But. So

31:02

was dying of dehydration. It's very uncomfortable. Nine

31:05

rather die, You would rather die. Yeah, let's

31:07

say you can't. Let's say dying is not

31:09

an obstacle. Gotta win the war for your

31:11

people. Okay so says the prophecy as it's

31:13

written. Okay okay you have to Where it's

31:15

at of the I were him as as

31:17

a backpack. What you mean as a backpack

31:19

You're missing the point. Where you collect. Were

31:21

you playing let thing that? What the sweats?

31:24

Why don't want to down to my ass

31:26

notice a words holding it is over your

31:28

body Create were on your bike. You had

31:30

to survive by collecting the most sweat. Yeah.

31:32

On your body. Words like running down everything

31:34

out of him for like my head, my

31:37

forehead, your head. yeah. As. Rice What

31:39

the most? Right leg when I work out the

31:41

south jeopardize your race. Guess the waters been. A

31:43

taste, for example. So. And

31:45

president has a mutt so you would.

31:47

So what about you're you're You're leaving

31:50

all that body sweat to just go

31:52

where that okay then my that my

31:54

shoulders down to down box and aware.

31:57

Reservoir. About

32:00

the my shirt sleeves is what I play

32:02

himself would go oh like it like there's

32:05

a small your back. Ah yeah that's why

32:07

you're collecting a on Santa Maria. Next question.

32:09

Is. This on Friesen system. Yeah, let's

32:11

say it's all filters or cannot well

32:13

on. it's filtered. Like like Rid Of

32:15

Filter. Have a really good team because

32:18

you might have no say. Also just

32:20

about and I'll say this about the

32:22

doom Doom water. Okay what if I

32:24

just said this? Okay, I'm. There's

32:27

are. It doesn't taste great

32:29

but there's no hair. Off

32:34

on I mean undying. I'm gonna let me

32:36

see I would have different eating popcorn and

32:38

want to the movies as is no it's

32:41

know that stuff and us your thoughts of

32:43

over like and when. I

32:46

can assists the and movies your

32:48

podcast. Six

32:53

Model: What advice can you guys give

32:55

me? Okay so my question is like

32:57

I say got a problem. You can

32:59

multitask. lovely hello draws a mocha. Oh

33:02

wow my pillow are welcome to Rossum.

33:04

August six my life. Why are you

33:06

here with one on? I haven't such

33:08

my mother and four years. oh wow

33:10

or you are as he runs amok

33:13

affects my life. I never get along

33:15

with my mom and moved out as

33:17

it seems see now apparently has breast

33:19

cancer but it's not actually proven. I

33:21

get some bits of information through my

33:24

sister who only texts or my mother

33:26

his feet asthma attacks were soon as

33:28

as. Yelling throat and attack. But

33:30

this recent news makes me feel

33:32

like I'm a horrible human. She's

33:34

called me twice, I've ignored and

33:36

only read the transcripts of the

33:38

voice mails. Am I awful With

33:40

this was, I'm guessing not one

33:42

incident that led to those sort

33:44

of fractured relationship with your mom,

33:46

that it was a lifetime of

33:48

things. Oh absolutely yeah. And

33:51

I decide I feel bad that

33:53

I don't feel bad. Can you

33:55

pinpoint like to a specific. kind

33:58

of instance that took that

34:00

created the divide? Oh gosh, it started so

34:02

early. Like when I was like 14, I

34:07

was already sort of dealing with lupus symptoms then.

34:09

Yeah. And she thought I was

34:11

on drugs, so she called the cops and sent me

34:13

to the hospital in the back of a police car

34:15

to get tested for drugs. Did you have lupus? What?

34:18

Yeah, exactly. And the doctor took one look at me

34:20

and was like, you're not on drugs. And I'm like,

34:22

I know. And that was the end of that. I

34:25

got lupus. I got lupus. Damn, mom. Does

34:27

your mom know why you don't talk

34:29

to her? She just thinks I'm a

34:31

horrible person. Like she still talks to

34:33

people. But she doesn't hold

34:36

any of the responsibility as in, hey, maybe

34:38

I could have been a better parent at

34:40

all, right? None. None.

34:42

Do you have siblings? I

34:45

have a brother that I grew up with. Yeah. And

34:47

what's he? He doesn't talk to her either. Oh, really? And

34:50

then the sister, right? And I have a sister. I

34:52

only just met her a couple of years ago. Oh, wow.

34:55

And she texts your mom. That's it though. She doesn't

34:57

want anything more to do with her. So why? So

34:59

all three siblings have pretty much the same relationship with

35:01

your mother, right? Yes. Okay.

35:05

And she has no idea why. No. Okay.

35:07

So, and in her text that she sends to you saying

35:10

that she has cancer, is she

35:12

looking for closure? Is she

35:14

looking to apologize? Is

35:16

she looking to mend things? Or

35:18

is she looking for sympathy and

35:20

guilt in you? Yeah, she's

35:22

looking to guilt me and for sympathy. That's

35:24

it. And then she's asking of you, what does she

35:27

want from you? Well, she just keeps saying like she's tired

35:29

of this stuff. And then I

35:31

have to go get checked. Okay. And

35:33

you don't, you have to go get, yeah. Okay. So that's

35:35

fine, right? She, you know, that's a decent thing that

35:37

she did. That's the bare minimum of being a

35:40

human, let alone a mother. Right? You

35:43

know, go get yourself checked out. I think I have

35:45

cancer, but you do not feel,

35:47

you don't, when you get those texts and

35:49

you hear that story about your mom, you

35:51

feel what, nothing? No,

35:53

nothing. I don't care. Okay. Do

35:56

you have kids or do your, your sister, your

35:58

brother have kids or anything? My sister. or my

36:00

brother have kids. Okay, and does she have a

36:02

relationship with her grandkids? No. Okay,

36:04

you are under no obligation to sort of

36:06

step back into her life and hold her

36:08

hand while she dies. I

36:10

really don't want to, like I don't want any part of it. But

36:13

I feel bad that I feel guilty

36:16

that I don't feel guilty. Yeah, you

36:18

know, it's tough and it's a very

36:20

personal thing. You know, some people can

36:22

put aside all

36:25

of that stuff, not forget it, not forgive it,

36:27

but just sort of leave it off into the

36:29

corner to be

36:33

what somebody would consider a good

36:35

kid, right? And that

36:37

is you show up, you show

36:39

up when, you know, when your

36:41

parents are facing something awful. But

36:44

parents have inflicted awfulness on their

36:46

children forever. And

36:48

when that happens, you wind up

36:51

spending majority of your

36:53

adult life trying to figure out why

36:56

you were treated that way as a kid. And

36:58

then you spend way too many years when you should be

37:01

happy building your own family, trying to just rebuild a

37:03

life that was broken by

37:05

your own parents, which is atrocious.

37:09

And then when you do get to a point where

37:11

you're sort of calm and you feel good and you're

37:13

in a good place and you don't feel awful about

37:16

yourself, they try and drag you back in. Yes. And

37:18

you don't have to be, you don't have to

37:21

allow that to happen. Especially

37:23

if there's like no relationship there. There's

37:25

nothing, like I feel nothing for her.

37:28

I feel like a bad person. Guilt,

37:30

guilt happens. It's one of

37:32

the sort of emotions with dealing with any kind

37:34

of trauma or let alone death. Guilt is a

37:37

real, real big one that not a lot of people

37:39

talk about. You're gonna get hit with

37:41

that, but it doesn't last. Okay.

37:43

So I'm not an awful person. Not an awful

37:46

person. No, lastly, not an awful person. You are

37:48

a kid who then managed and

37:53

despite the way you

37:55

were treated and the sort of odds against

37:57

you to come out of it normal. Or

37:59

is normal. Like I feel like I

38:01

fought so hard to just get out

38:03

of that. Yeah. My whole life.

38:05

And it's like, I don't want to get stuck back in.

38:07

I just want to go on with my life. Yeah. And

38:10

that's okay. That's okay. A lot of people may

38:12

not feel that way, you know? It's

38:15

some people look at me and they're like, but it's your

38:17

mom. Yeah. But it's like, they don't know the story. Like

38:19

they don't know the full story. Right. You know that full

38:21

story. That is the, that is the woman who birthed. That

38:23

is the woman who birthed you. That's not your mom. Exactly.

38:26

Thank you. Was. Yeah. Do you

38:28

feel better, Leslie? I do. I really do think you get

38:30

a couple of things to think about

38:32

and consider, but like, yeah, you're zero

38:35

obligation on, on your end. I

38:37

appreciate that. When you can't, when you

38:39

have a real difficult time as an adult,

38:41

trying to come up with one really great

38:44

example of when you were mother, you

38:47

don't have to give back anything at this point. Thank you.

38:49

Cause there's that, that jokes that people sort

38:51

of put on you just because someone gave

38:53

birth to you. Also,

38:56

stop talking to people about this. They

38:58

don't know. They don't know. People don't get it. They can't

39:00

imagine that. Plus you got the best advice of

39:02

your life right here. I really, I think

39:04

I did. All

39:07

the best. Thank you for reaching out. Thanks

39:09

so much guys. Yo,

39:16

Roseanne, what's up? It's Ron's Amoka. Good.

39:19

Okay. So Roseanne texted in about

39:21

a conversation we were having recently

39:24

talking about like, what are some of the worst

39:26

foods you could eat like on a first date

39:28

that wouldn't warrant like a second date or anything

39:30

like that. Gotcha. Yeah. And when we went through

39:33

some of them, Maria had said like, she'd gone

39:35

for sushi once on a first

39:37

date. And like, it was just all

39:39

bad news. We had said anything

39:41

seems like soup or like any

39:43

type of drippy pasta, like spaghetti

39:45

type of thing. Cause it'll just like

39:48

splatter all over the place. Ribs. Glad

39:50

you said ribs. Because Rosanna has a

39:52

story about a first date gone wrong

39:54

because the guy she was out

39:56

with ordered ribs. No, Roseanne,

39:58

what happened? Okay, so

40:01

it was actually Valentine's Day as well. Madam,

40:04

come here. We have no Valentine's

40:06

Day. Okay. Yeah.

40:11

And he said, of course, you know, what do

40:13

you order on a date when you're out with

40:15

somebody that you're trying to get to know? He

40:17

orders ribs. I'm like, okay. Interesting

40:19

choice. Well, the guy sits

40:21

there, and we have to ask for more

40:23

napkins. He must have had

40:25

20 crumpled up napkins beside him. He would

40:27

wipe his face every 10 seconds. His face

40:29

was still covered. His hands were still covered.

40:32

And I just, I was so embarrassed. People were

40:34

looking over because it was a jam-packed, you

40:37

know, keg on Valentine's. And I

40:39

was totally embarrassed, and he had

40:41

no clue that he was doing something wrong.

40:43

And I'm like, I cannot be seen with

40:46

this guy. At this point, while this is

40:48

going on, do you start then wondering if

40:50

he thinks those hands are getting on your

40:52

body? Oh, good Lord. I

40:57

didn't think that, that. So

40:59

this is the first date, though? We were

41:01

actually a couple of days in, and I already

41:04

had a couple of times when I kept giving a

41:06

chance. I thought, okay, maybe

41:08

he doesn't have as much etiquette as

41:10

some people, but after the ribs, I was

41:12

like, never again. I went home. He

41:15

keg me, and I said, you know what? I

41:17

don't think it's going to happen again. You dumped

41:19

the man over ribs? Wait,

41:22

what other etiquette things happened on those previous

41:24

dates that, like, were red flags for you?

41:27

Just his wardrobe, his manners.

41:30

He just, it wasn't like cup of tea,

41:32

I guess. What was wrong with his wardrobe?

41:35

What was wrong with his wardrobe? What do you wear? No,

41:37

he was just always sloppy. He

41:39

didn't launder his clothes. I was

41:41

like, okay, well, maybe he was

41:43

in a rush. There's always something with him.

41:46

And I was like, no, you can't do this. So

41:49

the ribs night at the keg, Valentine's Day, this is

41:51

like your, in your mind, your very last date, at

41:53

the end of the date, did he try to put

41:55

the moves on you? Because it is Valentine's Day. Like,

41:57

did he try to lean in for the keg? There's

42:00

anything like that. Our stride invite you back

42:02

to his place. Anything like that, Of course. But

42:06

you know it's been a long day.

42:08

I feel very well educated ovary much.

42:12

As he did not know, I think

42:14

I was very close in him and

42:16

I really wasn't responding to them very

42:18

well. that not giving him the. Look.

42:20

Yeah. Because he was just. Flabbergasted.

42:23

What I told him I didn't want to see him anymore and I

42:25

don't think that's when I think this is the last. Time. The

42:30

money. On

42:32

Maria when our museums giving some of

42:35

the excuses she gave you are kind

42:37

of snickering. Married, not in your hands

42:39

Yeah, have you use those lines? I'm

42:41

tired. it's been a long day. every

42:43

single one of them. Are

42:47

often but you don't know. What's interesting is

42:49

as soon as you guys see those lines

42:51

like the person using it to doesn't fully

42:54

understand that it's a line. Ah, See, I

42:56

mean, ideally I would. Would know yet

42:58

how many friends I help move over the

43:00

years. You have friends move

43:02

you know to me because I know because they didn't

43:04

want to do because I didn't wanna as I didn't

43:06

want to stay over. Way to want somebody to stay

43:08

over. Yeah, right on. I've got three earlier to help

43:10

a buddy movie. Hundreds

43:13

of friends I help move Roseanne those

43:15

great thing for for sharing with everyone.

43:17

Not a problem and thank you for

43:19

listening or f why I I Have

43:21

you heard about the Sex Part Donkey

43:23

series of really think know? Oh okay

43:25

so it's called The History of rather.

43:27

Mocha are midnight. And.

43:30

It'll appear on the regular podcast

43:32

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43:34

that you have ever wanted to

43:36

know about Rosa Mocha out the

43:38

but the show, how we got

43:40

together all that stuff, or it's

43:42

an incredible incredible story. Ah, again.

43:44

six parts Episode One midnight. If

43:46

is described as large as Ill be there would love

43:48

for you to take a listen guy will be pressure

43:51

thinking things are They have a very the always but

43:53

formula you got between. Rosmulder is a favorite. I

43:55

mean. By.

44:00

I gonna have to say rod. Martyrs

44:02

or sell my. Soul

44:04

might say gun issue he was

44:07

see that because it's a line

44:09

that she gave. Do

44:12

I do? I love raw liver

44:14

is. Alison Caesar

44:16

Audio Books You and I Was. Just like

44:18

decided are laughing or in here? Is that?

44:20

I just yeah. Sorry. Sorry.

44:25

It's been a long day for

44:27

so tired. Of

44:31

the church. Love

44:33

your than every day you to

44:36

straws and movies you pasta has.

44:41

Followed. His a show on Prime

44:43

that everyone is talking about, showing L

44:45

a per now and Walton Goggins. All

44:47

eight episodes are out. It's based on

44:50

a video game the first debuted in

44:52

Ninety Seven, and the description of the

44:54

Tv show reads like this: In a

44:57

future post apocalyptic Los Angeles brought about

44:59

by nuclear decimation, citizens must live in

45:01

underground bunkers to protect themselves from radiation,

45:04

mutants and bandits. Are we welcome to

45:06

the Raw The Motor Show L of

45:08

Her Now Hello Well below the local

45:10

hello. Welcome back to Canada! How are

45:12

you thinking? I'm really well. I'm so excited to

45:15

be as. Bad as one of those shows

45:17

fall out where. I feel bad for

45:19

the actors in it because I don't

45:21

know if you get to appreciate how

45:23

great the show is because you're in

45:25

it's know someone who loves the you

45:27

know what we see a movie as

45:29

I do I do not know. I.

45:31

Don't know. Would you be a fan of the stuff? Like

45:34

were you a fan of this kind of thing before? Well

45:36

so it's based on a video game and I knew

45:38

of the games. I'd argue guys a game as I

45:40

would not that you aren't in the i would not

45:42

consider myself a hint of of how I got this

45:45

far and I started playing the games just because I

45:47

wanted to try to get the most out of the

45:49

six their Andrew and I'm so glad I did. But

45:51

as. I think he gave me a greater appreciation.

45:53

Reborn Solo gaming or online gaming

45:55

with other people I was was

45:58

really badly go to paradise. My

46:00

controller against the war game and solar because

46:02

I had been on and some of the

46:04

Mirror. Like I say, so long as you're

46:06

in the real air on how excited are

46:08

you that all eight episodes are out right

46:10

now He did. You get a sense of

46:13

relief, ones that are. Ordinary happens and

46:15

you like it when. All.

46:17

The episodes are out of the same time or

46:19

or you like more suffering with we get as

46:22

high as the first. Time I've ever done anything

46:24

where all the emphasis drops at once. you're

46:26

on. I didn't I guess I didn't really

46:28

see the benefits of a taxi when I

46:30

was. Things I lots of instance it bashi

46:32

frustrates me when I have to watch so

46:34

I really have since he has elect a

46:36

emphasizes x amount of money as yeah in

46:38

one dollar an answer release that is our

46:40

yeah it's always about view that as things

46:42

right up until the last minute until it's

46:44

out your like Ira they can pull it

46:47

they could. Counselor and I agreed to. Tweets

46:49

that came in ah based on the

46:51

show follow which by the way or

46:53

eight episodes are on primary now just

46:55

beads or eight episodes the followed by

46:57

gotta tell you it is perfect That's

46:59

Wow. What I'm high praise Mummy read

47:01

you another one. I legitimately had tears

47:03

in my eyes when I saw this

47:05

fall out show. Just pure happiness. I

47:07

know people who haven't played the games

47:09

wouldn't understand, but this show is everything

47:11

I've ever wanted from a video game

47:13

adaptations. Wow! Wow wow that's so sweet as

47:15

so nice to hear. Have you heard. From

47:17

other are people whether they are gamers are

47:19

not like since the show came out on

47:22

their appreciation of their love for the show.

47:24

Yeah. I have a few people I've got

47:26

some good friends who are massive massive as of

47:28

the game at a hearing sundance I mean us.

47:30

The first thing that that really comes to mind

47:33

is yeah when you meet and adapt adaptation is

47:35

something that so well loves you really want to

47:37

do just as the source material we had that

47:39

as to who you know the and charge of

47:41

the games we had them very much symbol that

47:44

the says he wanted you want to see it

47:46

with respect the fans are so passionately does that

47:48

like you know any adaptation of your favorite things

47:50

you to someone them to mess it up says

47:52

is really nice to hear that that. that they

47:55

like at. The. Reserve who to hurl I

47:57

respond alights Get secrets are view while

47:59

you're filming. Oh, everybody. Yeah. I'm

48:02

a good person, not a good person. I'm

48:04

an okay person. I'm

48:06

a good little actor, NDA follower,

48:08

and I didn't tell anyone anything, so I was

48:10

terrified of getting sued by Amazon. So

48:12

I wouldn't tell anyone anything. And now I'm getting questions like,

48:15

what did you steal from Sam? Who do you

48:17

think I am? I would never. Did you take

48:19

anything? No, I mean, no, I didn't take anything. Wait,

48:23

wait. She'll tell us later. No,

48:25

I wish I did. There's so many awesome,

48:27

like the aesthetic, first of all, it's like

48:29

this, it's like, the aesthetic, first of all,

48:31

it's like this weird, like mid-century kind of

48:33

like retro feel, and then it's absolute chaos.

48:36

And you guys, like you and your clan

48:38

are in an underground fallout shelter is how

48:40

it starts, right? Yeah. And you

48:42

are of the age where you are. And one of

48:44

the most brilliant things I've seen in a television show

48:46

ever is you're looking to hook

48:48

up and get married, and you're very excited

48:51

because you're doing an exchange with another shelter.

48:53

And I've never seen in any movie or

48:55

television show a woman in

48:57

a wedding dress on her way to get married

48:59

being so excited to meet somebody new because she's

49:01

tired of doing cousin stuff. Yeah.

49:06

And that's fallout. You summed

49:08

it up. No,

49:11

that tone is like directly, you know, directly

49:13

borrowed from the game. And it's

49:15

worth mentioning as well that this is a

49:17

long line of vault dwellers, right? These people

49:19

who have won and raised underground, who believe

49:21

it's their duty to procreate and rebuild the

49:23

next generation to go up to the surface

49:25

and rebuild America. It's very, you know, they

49:27

come from a meritocracy. They believe in the

49:29

right thing. They believe in doing the right

49:31

thing. She doesn't, that's her duty. She doesn't

49:33

give it a second thought. But you

49:35

see, there might be like one or two little doubts

49:37

that start to creep in. And then,

49:39

I mean, you've seen what happens after she

49:42

gets married. It's not

49:44

great. Walton's dog. Walton Goggins is

49:46

the best in everything. Walton

49:48

Goggins makes everything better. What

49:51

was your reaction or have you

49:53

seen the reaction from women who

49:56

are like, I don't know how to say this out

49:58

loud, but the ghoul is kind of sexy. No.

50:00

No. Oh my God. I

50:03

haven't seen this. Oh, there's a lot.

50:05

Stop it. There is a lot of

50:07

dirt. Oh my God. Yeah. Even with

50:09

like no nose and everything. Yeah. Look

50:11

at the way he looks. Yes. There

50:14

was one lady who interviewed me. And she said, what do you

50:16

think of the gawl? I said, it's great. It's great. She went,

50:18

I could save him. Yes. Like, wow. Me? I mean, he doesn't

50:20

have a nose. There's only so much you can do. Ella

50:24

Purnell, thank you so much for joining us

50:26

on the Rozzamoga show. All eight episodes of

50:28

Fallout are on prime right now. For

50:30

anyone who hasn't watched the show, maybe they haven't

50:32

played the video game, what would you

50:35

like to say to people out there to

50:37

get them to watch this incredible show that

50:39

we all love? I would say two

50:41

things. I would say, first of all, you don't

50:43

need to know or have played the games to

50:45

like the show. At all, yeah. And second of

50:47

all, this is a post-apocalyptic show like you have

50:49

never seen before. It's really, truly bonkers. And I'm

50:51

excited for people to hear. Have you guys booked for season two

50:54

yet? Not that I know of. What do you know? I don't know.

50:56

What do you know? I like to know. Tell me what you

50:58

know. I don't know. I like to know. Tell us what you

51:00

know. Yeah. You're the one that's a great secret keeper. I don't

51:02

know whether to believe you or not now. I know nothing.

51:04

I promise. I promise. OK. But

51:06

you're down for a season two? He doesn't

51:08

believe me. I don't believe you. Ella Purnell,

51:10

ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. The

51:13

Rozzamoga Show podcast. Podcast. Uh-oh.

51:19

What's the matter? I was distracted my entire

51:21

drive into work today. What'd

51:23

you do? Because on my windshield, directly

51:25

above the steering wheel

51:28

along the windshield from the bottom,

51:31

going all the way up to the top in

51:34

a tent, almost like a triangle

51:36

formation. There are

51:38

two single strands of

51:41

a spiderweb on

51:43

the outside. On the inside.

51:45

Inside. So that means

51:48

overnight, a spider

51:50

had been doing its thing. And

51:52

all I can think about is that spider's

51:55

in the car. Where is

51:57

it? He didn't leave. And

52:00

I'm like looking around and it's dark when I'm

52:02

driving in. It's endless. So I can't see anything.

52:04

No, you cannot. So I

52:06

was thinking, is this spider, could

52:09

be above my head, could be behind, doing its

52:11

thing. But somewhere in my

52:13

car right now is a spider. When's

52:15

the last time you rode the back of your neck to make

52:17

sure it wasn't moving? When

52:20

I was driving. Not since? No.

52:23

No. So now then? Not

52:25

right now, yeah. Okay, so now now. We're good, we're

52:27

safe. I just needed to check. No,

52:29

we're safe. But I don't know what's like

52:31

walking into the spider web before you get

52:33

in the car. That happens to me quite

52:36

often because they build their webs

52:38

in between. Like we have two pillars like outside where my

52:40

door is. Like I walk out my door and then I've

52:42

got like a brick wall on one side and then a

52:44

brick pillar on the other side. And they build like a

52:46

it's almost like an April Fool's Day prank that a five

52:48

year old would do a saran wrap on their mother, right?

52:50

They build those and then I walk out and I'm like,

52:52

wow. And then they're just they're all over you. And

52:55

then I get in the car and much like you, I'm like, I

52:57

know I just walked into a spider web and it sort of ruined my

53:00

morning for like a minute. But what I

53:02

don't know is as I was walking

53:04

to the car and got in the car, was there

53:06

a tiny little spider still hanging on to the end?

53:08

It was like one of those webs. Yeah. Right

53:11

all the way to the car. Coming with you.

53:13

Yeah. And now we're like carpooling all

53:16

of a sudden. So what's your plan?

53:18

Are you going to go looking for the spider or are

53:20

you just going to leave it? I think I'm just going

53:23

to leave it. Yeah, really. I can't. Why?

53:26

What would you do, Maria? You're in the car. I'm

53:29

not giving up. I'm not giving up. The car

53:31

market's like right now, Maria. I'm not giving up on the. Honestly, I

53:33

think I would take bug spray and spray my whole car

53:35

down. Yeah. Then

53:38

I'll just let the windows air open until it's

53:40

not as hot. But you know what happens when you open the windows,

53:42

though? No, I'll put like netting. I

53:44

don't care. I will make sure. Spiders. Yeah,

53:46

more spiders. Or I'll make my dad look

53:48

for it because he does it all the time for me. I

53:51

see. Oh, if I find a spider web in my

53:53

room, I make him scan the walls. Yeah,

53:56

I'm the spider guy. Yeah, no, I can't. I

53:58

Killed one yesterday. The

54:00

want? Everything? Yeah. Fix

54:02

supper. Who. To the

54:04

spiciness Morning Matthew really with once

54:06

I usually I like a magazine

54:08

like House and amazed at all

54:10

such wow that's good. You

54:13

look just like disgusted uses not deal with bugs

54:15

and off and on and I pray. You.

54:18

But you know what? do you have to read

54:20

the book in a house though? I just I

54:22

pray with the events or leave it and I

54:24

pray with it. Yeah, a little. The way we

54:26

get flies more often because we live right above

54:28

the garbage room. So the previous rounds of allies

54:30

as similar as Late as Hell as On As

54:33

A Circle was limited. That on. A.

54:42

Picnic. Can have your say from school. Of.

54:44

Our Sos had. To

54:47

put his never mind, what is it

54:49

without their minds of anyone? Nevermind. nevermore.

54:51

I did not say that as in

54:53

like a look at me I'm such

54:56

a hero parent. I could pick my

54:58

own child of audible Yeah right, I

55:00

didn't send the how access s s.

55:02

S. S. Says I didn't gets

55:04

and different stuff up the help at home

55:07

just counting all your gold bars. No

55:11

need to pick up. Roxy. I've got it's a. Offend

55:15

me to do so. The roles as know what I

55:17

was. At all. Although

55:19

we were watching a movie last night where

55:21

they had a live in a live in

55:23

nanny I wish I know is no matter

55:25

how wealthy we were Catherine would never allow

55:27

that off because she thinks everybody is like

55:29

a criminal right? Oh yeah Katherine is see

55:31

suits you would never described herself as a

55:33

conspiracy theorist but she thinks that of you

55:35

bring like a live in any your house

55:38

they're gonna go into your bedroom and trying.

55:40

Your jewelry when you're gone. Yeah, him to

55:42

the within. the first within the first five

55:44

minute endurance into a Netflix Moreau Mars Nights

55:46

Lifetime. Within the first five minutes of the

55:48

show that the wife leaves in the many

55:50

goes in the room puts on a rings

55:52

and she's like see I told you the

55:54

ah yes she also thinks that.that amusement parks

55:56

hide how many people die on roller coasters

55:58

every day every day. Yeah, oh, come

56:01

on bro. She's like she's like

56:03

she's that person she thinks people

56:05

die on roller coasters Not

56:07

like in one in one theme park like

56:09

in around though She thinks people die on

56:11

roller coasters every single day except for the

56:13

days that she's there. No, she doesn't go

56:16

on though She doesn't

56:18

go on though No she thinks that like they

56:20

have a full system on how to like get

56:22

rid of the body quickly and like all the

56:24

stuff and Keep it hush-hush and like like when

56:26

you see those giant Garbage

56:28

bins on wheels like go by yeah Like the plastic

56:30

bags hanging over the edge like when they when they

56:32

need to get Taylor Swift from the dressing room to

56:35

the center Stage and they put her in that like

56:37

big container and make it look like she's recycling. Yeah,

56:39

right. Yeah, that's how she thinks I get a body

56:41

that's where the body's are. Like I don't need to

56:43

talk somewhere And I'm like babe Do you not understand

56:46

like like lawsuits like what like how can

56:48

you think it's just like everything is just taking

56:50

care of there's a whole System in order to

56:52

take care of it. So we never find out

56:54

that people die every day on roller coasters No,

56:56

we would know can they missing person report going

56:58

last scene? Yeah. Thank you. I know I know

57:00

I know anyway So I

57:02

picked up my kid from school. Yes The

57:08

rosin mocha's you a podcast Hello

57:13

Tiffany, it's rosin mocha. Hi, I

57:15

can't believe I can't talk to you

57:17

What's going on? Not they

57:19

are just wanted to call and say

57:22

that I have been a longtime listener

57:25

Like over 10 years ago when

57:27

I used to go to college Wow, my

57:29

husband would He

57:32

used to drop me off at isn't in

57:34

subway and he would sit out there every

57:36

Friday until I finally get to hear you

57:38

guys Say that is Friday

57:41

and I won't even stop until

57:43

you finally and that last pitch

57:45

and anyway,

57:47

so just want to say a long time this and I

57:49

never listened to any other radio station and That

57:52

I love you guys Oh Tiffany that

57:54

means so much. Thank you for your

57:56

support over the years two

57:59

things number one Did you hear that

58:01

we have a six-part docu-series coming out

58:03

on Wednesday at midnight? Yes, I have.

58:05

Okay. It's called the history of Roza

58:07

Moka. We know the superfans

58:10

are going to love this. New fans are going to

58:12

love this. You're really going to get insight into

58:14

who Roza and I are and how

58:16

this whole thing came together. Yeah,

58:18

that sounds very interesting, especially when I hear that little

58:21

clip about saying that it almost never happened before it

58:23

started. I'm like, why are you guys talking about? There's

58:25

some dirt in there. There's a lot of dirt in there. Number

58:28

two, Tiffany, do you, much

58:30

like my kid, Cruz, because he doesn't get

58:32

out of the car until it's Friday. Actually,

58:34

no, he's in the car before I start

58:37

screaming out it's Friday because he wants to

58:39

see if he could match his it's Friday

58:41

with my it's Friday. Tiffany, do you, when

58:43

you're sitting there waiting to get out of

58:45

the car, do you scream out it's Friday

58:47

as well? I think I

58:49

did back then because now I'm not in

58:51

the car going to college, so I'm usually now

58:53

on the go train and I'm not going to

58:55

be screaming that out. I think

58:57

back then in the car, yes, I probably have it

59:00

now. I have two young daughters and

59:02

I'm listening to you guys religiously. So they also

59:04

hear you and no one understand, but no, to

59:06

some extent is one is six and one is

59:08

three. But they haven't

59:10

said it yet, but maybe I would ask them to try

59:12

to say. Would you like it's not time for

59:14

the mix just yet. We're going to do that at 8 a.m. Would

59:18

you like to take this opportunity right now to yell

59:20

out it's Friday with me if I give us a

59:22

countdown? Oh, man, I'm in the

59:24

office right now. Girl, I'm

59:27

literally hiding in a cube like in

59:30

a quiet room. I don't know if I

59:32

can do it quietly. OK, what if

59:34

I what if I yell it's

59:36

Friday, but you like quietly yell

59:39

it's Friday? Oh, quietly

59:41

yell. Or what if we both quiet?

59:43

It might sound better if we both quietly

59:45

yell it's Friday. Oh, gosh,

59:47

OK, sure. I can try. OK, ready?

59:50

Yeah. Three, two, one. It's

59:55

Friday. Take

1:00:00

another breath girl. Okay

1:00:12

you won. I always do. Stephanie,

1:00:14

love you lots. Thanks for your

1:00:16

support. Can't wait for you to

1:00:18

hear the history of Roza Moka.

1:00:20

Before we let you go, between Roza Moka, who

1:00:23

is your favorite? Oh God. I know you asked

1:00:25

us all the time and I'm not prepared for

1:00:27

this. I

1:00:30

always say Moka because it's Friday and that

1:00:32

is a memory that I can never get

1:00:34

over and I'm so happy that you guys

1:00:36

still do it to this day. Hey,

1:00:39

so Monday to Thursday is to meet that, right?

1:00:42

No, she didn't say that. No

1:00:44

comment. Anyway, you got to get back to work. Thanks,

1:00:46

Stephanie. Love you. Thank you so

1:00:48

much for calling. Thank you. The

1:00:50

Roza Moka Show Podcast. I

1:00:55

got to play this clip from CinemaCon. So CinemaCon

1:00:57

is this big thing that's happening in Vegas right

1:00:59

now and all the studios

1:01:01

sort of bring out all their

1:01:04

big new titles and they play

1:01:06

them for the theater owners. Okay.

1:01:09

And I'm going to play this clip

1:01:11

from Kevin Frazier of ET talking to

1:01:14

Sean Levy, who is the director

1:01:16

of Deadpool and Wolverine.

1:01:18

Oh sick. Because if you remember

1:01:21

during the NFL season, there was

1:01:23

that shot of Taylor in the

1:01:25

box, right? And

1:01:27

Ryan Reynolds was there because their friends, everything else

1:01:29

and Sean Levy was there. And

1:01:32

that's when all the rumors started

1:01:34

that Taylor is going to be

1:01:36

Dazzler in Deadpool and

1:01:39

Wolverine. So you tell me

1:01:41

what your thoughts are

1:01:43

after you listened to Kevin Frazier

1:01:46

grill Sean Levy. Okay. Okay.

1:01:49

Here we go. Okay. I

1:01:52

can't even believe that you would dare ask

1:01:54

me a question that you know, I can't

1:01:56

answer. You know, I can't. No, you

1:01:58

can answer that. All of

1:02:00

America knows I can't answer that but I will

1:02:03

say as I said earlier here at CinemaCon The

1:02:06

proliferation of rumors about who is and

1:02:08

isn't in this movie It's fabulous because

1:02:10

no one will ever know the truth

1:02:13

until July 26th So

1:02:16

Taylor Swift is Dazzler that is

1:02:18

hardly confirmed nor denied in this interview.

1:02:21

So Taylor Swift isn't Dazzler I'm

1:02:23

gonna literally walk out of the frame and

1:02:26

save myself. Otherwise Ryan's taking a hit on

1:02:28

me. Okay, so So so so since in

1:02:30

Taylor Swift is in the movie, right? And pull

1:02:32

three Taylor Swift is Dazzler, right? Yeah, I don't

1:02:34

even know what Dazzler looks like. Do you know

1:02:36

Dazzler? No, I don't know that care at all,

1:02:38

but Like if she wasn't

1:02:40

in the movie, he just would have

1:02:42

flat-out said not seen in the movie,

1:02:44

but someone else is playing Dazzler Well,

1:02:46

he's using it as a marketing tactic.

1:02:48

I just don't think that you ride

1:02:50

Taylor's Fame

1:02:53

like that. Uh-huh. I think that if Taylor

1:02:55

Swift I don't think that as

1:02:57

big of a brand and money maker and

1:02:59

icon as she is I think that if

1:03:01

Taylor Swift is not in your movie, I

1:03:03

think you come out and say she's not

1:03:05

in your movie Yeah, I don't think you

1:03:07

the Taylor fans you're gonna mess with Taylor

1:03:09

fans like that teasing Taylor, you know What

1:03:11

I bet is gonna happen Taylor

1:03:15

Swift is in Deadpool 3. Yes,

1:03:18

but I don't think Taylor Swift makes an appearance

1:03:20

in Deadpool 3 until like the end credit scene

1:03:23

Maybe maybe she shows that maybe she doesn't

1:03:25

have a speaking part. Maybe she's dressed like

1:03:28

Dazzler, but she just appears In

1:03:31

the movie in that one part

1:03:34

and then that's it the problem with that That

1:03:36

was normally when people show up in the after credit scenes

1:03:38

That means that they're gonna have a bigger part in another

1:03:40

movie Mm-hmm. I think that the smart thing to do would

1:03:42

be used to have Taylor Swift as Dazzler and kill her

1:03:44

immediately That's

1:03:47

Deadpool right we're talking this is like

1:03:49

the first Marvel R rated movie And

1:03:52

I think that if you're gonna do Taylor Swift

1:03:54

and I think if it was Ryan Reynolds Mm-hmm,

1:03:57

I think that Ryan Reynolds would probably be the

1:03:59

only person to convince Taylor Swift to

1:04:01

show up, put on a costume, and

1:04:03

get killed immediately. Because isn't uh, Taylor

1:04:05

Swift and Blake Lively, I think, are

1:04:07

super close to that, right? Yeah, they're

1:04:09

super tight, yeah. Yeah. Even

1:04:13

these pictures, like from the comics of

1:04:15

Dazzler, like yeah, that's Taylor

1:04:17

Swift. Right. That is legit Taylor

1:04:19

Swift right there. Yeah, I mean,

1:04:21

you know, there's a resemblance, but I wouldn't say

1:04:24

it's like... Yeah, Taylor Swift's gonna be

1:04:26

in that movie, come on. She has to be! Yeah, yeah,

1:04:28

yeah. She has to be, and if that... Because you can't

1:04:30

do... You can't be the director of this movie and see

1:04:32

what he just said, play coy like

1:04:34

that, and then know the wrath that

1:04:36

is coming your way if you... If she's not

1:04:38

in it. If you teased fans. Like, it's just

1:04:41

not cool. Like, your life is over at

1:04:43

that point. Yeah. Like, over! You'll

1:04:47

never die. It's another movie again. You can't come

1:04:49

back from that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the date,

1:04:51

the release date again? This year. This year. I'm

1:04:53

trying to find out when the date is. Is

1:04:55

it summer? I don't even know what's July something. You

1:04:57

said it. I didn't say it. July 26th. July 26th.

1:04:59

Thank you. I see you said it. I don't know.

1:05:01

Dates. The Roz and Mokus Show Podcast.

1:05:07

Sydney, hello. Welcome to Roz and Mokus, hell

1:05:09

of a story. Thank you for having me.

1:05:11

Sydney, where and when does your hell of

1:05:13

a story take place? So, it

1:05:15

takes place here in Stockton,

1:05:17

California with my kitty. You

1:05:19

can't. Just happened recently.

1:05:22

Okay, so what's your cat's name?

1:05:24

Her name is Abby. She's a

1:05:26

three-year-old calico. Okay, and so

1:05:28

what's going on with Abby? So,

1:05:32

Abby. I've had her since

1:05:34

she was a little kitten. She was itty

1:05:37

bitty and she was found on the side

1:05:39

of the road with no mommy. So, she

1:05:41

came to me and I nursed her back

1:05:43

to health and she became really bonded with

1:05:45

me. She's like my

1:05:47

little shadow. She absolutely adores me

1:05:49

and I end up keeping

1:05:52

her even though I wasn't going to.

1:05:54

But I kept her because she also

1:05:57

really loves my dog and they became

1:05:59

like better. friend

1:06:02

and her and my dog they're like

1:06:04

inseparable. They sleep in the same bed

1:06:06

together, they follow each other around the

1:06:08

house. She thinks she is a dog

1:06:11

as well. Unfortunately

1:06:13

my doggy got sick so

1:06:15

he's currently separated from her

1:06:18

and in the meantime

1:06:21

like while he's trying to recover

1:06:24

and he's on crate rest she

1:06:27

has been really sad and trying

1:06:29

to like get to him and stuff but

1:06:32

she hasn't been able to just

1:06:34

so that way he doesn't get

1:06:36

like overly excited and so

1:06:38

recently though when I've come home

1:06:40

and I go and

1:06:42

give her extra attention she

1:06:45

randomly started limping and so

1:06:47

I thought oh no she's

1:06:49

also in pain. When she

1:06:51

started limping was it like a front

1:06:53

paw back leg like what was it?

1:06:55

It was her front paw. She

1:06:58

was holding it up and she was just

1:07:00

like kind of hopping around the house

1:07:02

and so first time I've ever

1:07:04

seen her do that. And Sydney do you

1:07:06

have any other pets in the home? I

1:07:08

do I kind of have a little bit

1:07:10

of a zoo because I work for an

1:07:12

animal rescue. So you're

1:07:15

very much used to noticing when

1:07:17

an animal is hurt. Okay

1:07:20

cool. Exactly I have a lot of experience. So

1:07:23

what do you do at this point with the

1:07:25

kitty? I try and calm myself

1:07:27

down a little bit because I was kind

1:07:29

of panicking you know even though I work

1:07:31

with rescue animals every day like even though

1:07:33

I see all this like issues all the

1:07:36

time it's different when it's your own pet.

1:07:38

We booked her an appointment brought

1:07:41

her in and I took

1:07:43

videos and everything to show my coworkers of her limping

1:07:45

because I knew she may not move at

1:07:47

all at the vet. Cats are a little weird at

1:07:49

the vet and even

1:07:52

though like it's my job and I'm right

1:07:54

there she still was like no I

1:07:56

don't want to be here. So we

1:07:59

did end up having to fully sedate

1:08:01

her in order to get anything

1:08:03

done. So we took

1:08:05

x-rays, didn't see anything there on

1:08:07

the x-rays. So we even sent

1:08:09

extra x-rays over to a specialist

1:08:12

to see if they can figure

1:08:14

it out. They didn't see anything

1:08:16

either. Like there's nothing that we

1:08:18

missed. So we're like maybe it's

1:08:21

not broken or sprain. Maybe

1:08:23

it's actually like a

1:08:25

side effect to something else that's going on

1:08:27

with her. So we started doing blood tests

1:08:30

and urinalysis and we

1:08:32

did an MRI in case it was

1:08:34

like a pinched nerve. We ran all

1:08:36

these tests. I spent so much money.

1:08:38

It was back to back vet visits

1:08:40

trying to figure out what was wrong.

1:08:44

So what was wrong? We

1:08:46

could not figure it out at

1:08:48

all. So we went to

1:08:50

a specialist and they said there was nothing

1:08:53

wrong with her either. In fact,

1:08:56

it must be something that was more

1:08:58

of a behavior. So we started thinking

1:09:00

about what has changed

1:09:03

in the household since she started

1:09:05

limping. And the only thing

1:09:07

that has changed was that my dog

1:09:09

was separated from her as he's on

1:09:11

great rest. And I kind of started

1:09:14

thinking like, well, you know,

1:09:16

she started doing this exactly at the

1:09:18

same time as like him. What are

1:09:20

the odds? And so

1:09:22

we came to the conclusion that she's actually

1:09:24

faking the in dream. And

1:09:27

as we started noticing, like maybe

1:09:30

she is faking start reviewing cameras and

1:09:32

stuff, she would only limp when I

1:09:34

got home. So

1:09:38

I started giving her extra treats and stuff

1:09:40

and then she started kind of stop limping.

1:09:42

She now only does it here and

1:09:44

there when she's not getting the extra attention

1:09:47

that she wants. No,

1:09:49

she was faking it the whole time.

1:09:52

It's amazing. So smart. Yes,

1:09:56

very smart. So

1:09:58

so now she does. limp

1:10:01

but if she gets to a point of where

1:10:04

she's like feeling like she might need a treat

1:10:06

she starts the limping again? Yeah. Oh my god.

1:10:08

I feel sorry for me. I'm in so much

1:10:10

pain. Oh my god. You

1:10:13

had a cat that faked a leg

1:10:16

injury for attention? Yeah, she is a

1:10:18

different character. Oh my god. And how

1:10:20

is she now? And how's the limp?

1:10:22

Yeah, she's really smart so

1:10:24

she watches everything that's kind of going

1:10:27

on in the house and so once

1:10:29

you notice it's like oh well my

1:10:32

dog does that and he gets all this

1:10:34

extra attention all these extra treats what is

1:10:36

happening why does he get all this stuff

1:10:38

let me just copy him. Oh so

1:10:41

it's not just a limp it's like whatever else is

1:10:43

going on? Yeah so she's very

1:10:45

smart so she's learned how to

1:10:47

do a lot of different things

1:10:50

so she definitely always keeps me on my toes.

1:10:53

What a drama queen. Oh my

1:10:55

god. Yeah, one time she

1:10:57

was panting like a dog

1:10:59

and I couldn't figure it

1:11:01

out either. I thought something

1:11:03

was wrong with her but

1:11:05

she was so stressed out

1:11:07

but no she was totally

1:11:10

fine. Wow,

1:11:13

incredible. Sydney, drama queen cat. That

1:11:15

was one hell of a story

1:11:17

Sydney. Thank you so much for

1:11:19

that. Thank you for having me. Oh

1:11:22

my god. Have a great day. The

1:11:24

Ross and Mokushio Podcast. Podcast. Yes,

1:11:29

yes, yes, yes. What up everybody? How's it going?

1:11:31

How are you? Watching

1:11:34

Masters yesterday. How was it? With my kid.

1:11:36

Oh yeah? My kid's super into golf now

1:11:38

because we uh. Because you're games. Because

1:11:41

we play AE golf. Yeah?

1:11:43

Yeah. EA. EA, sorry. EA.

1:11:46

EA. It's in

1:11:49

the game. How much money does that guy

1:11:51

make? He's been saying EA Sports were in

1:11:53

the game for what? 25

1:11:55

years? Yeah and for everything. Hockey,

1:11:58

football, golf. The

1:12:00

firemen are like I make you think I'm as

1:12:02

he would have learned while just don't know just

1:12:04

say and Ea Sports is in the game. Just.

1:12:07

Say a man with that of them I

1:12:09

bet it's like okay haunts. if I had

1:12:11

gatto know like I don't even know if

1:12:13

you could accurately like maybe the as it

1:12:15

is it would the contract be for x

1:12:17

amount of games he all over the course

1:12:20

of how many years know they really see

1:12:22

games they do not read or write uglier.

1:12:24

Here's what I fear. That. They paid

1:12:26

that guy nine hundred dollars once. His

1:12:29

name's Andrew in funny. Because.

1:12:31

His ib him back in the day. Ah,

1:12:34

right. Like. That's the kind

1:12:36

of thing that would happen all the time. You.

1:12:38

Pay the guy want our what was he a sports back in

1:12:40

the day when his age and said hey we want you to

1:12:42

give you the video game thanks. Yeah. Like

1:12:45

when with you just say this one line

1:12:47

for like Nhl Ninety Fourth Emails Zero Money.

1:12:49

He made Zero money. By his own admission,

1:12:51

Anthony did not make any money from Ea

1:12:53

Sports. They go know how to. Okay, that

1:12:55

was back then. But what is in a

1:12:57

now Zero Zero. There's no way Zero. I've

1:12:59

seen videos of him. Like. Recently, like

1:13:02

fanboys, meet up with him. Villa your

1:13:04

said aligned yeah because he has to

1:13:06

go to conventions now to make money.

1:13:08

And then he says he is Sports

1:13:10

isn't a game and I'm guessing that

1:13:12

that's how he makes money. Nice thread

1:13:14

on. Reddit says that he makes.

1:13:16

Two. To three million per year from he

1:13:19

and another one to two million from

1:13:21

Geico Back and Twenty sustain. Of.

1:13:24

Disease. Like the voice of Geico

1:13:26

fiancee. Yeah, fifty minutes. He uses

1:13:28

the city here for cents per

1:13:30

cent and gas on our need

1:13:32

to know. So it's either zero

1:13:34

or million See a. Lot

1:13:37

of the not a mallya ah

1:13:39

straws and most. humor

1:13:44

is completely subjective and like would you

1:13:46

find funny may not be with somebody

1:13:48

else finds funny and his comic in

1:13:50

the uk name adam mckay who posted

1:13:52

was see felt worthy ten funniest internet

1:13:54

posts of all time so like all

1:13:56

the famous sort of you know like

1:13:59

even gone by back in time,

1:14:01

like, you know, who bit

1:14:03

the whose finger? Remember

1:14:05

that one? Oh, Charlie bit my finger. We're talking

1:14:08

all time posts, right? What about David goes to

1:14:10

the dentist? David goes to the dentist, all that

1:14:12

stuff. So I don't know what's on his list,

1:14:14

but I know what number one was, and it's

1:14:16

really dividing people because this just goes to show

1:14:18

you how humor is

1:14:24

perceived differently by different people. And what

1:14:26

you find funny may not be what

1:14:28

I find funny, because that number one

1:14:30

on his list for the funniest posts

1:14:32

of all time on the internet was

1:14:36

a guy rapping about how his aunt

1:14:38

died during

1:14:42

Thanksgiving dinner. I don't know if you

1:14:44

ever heard this. You ever hear this post? I don't

1:14:47

think so. Okay, listen, listen. My aunt

1:14:49

invited everyone for Thanksgiving dinner. We

1:14:51

said, okay, and my aunt makes

1:14:54

a bold creative decision on Thanksgiving

1:14:56

morning with all of our family

1:14:59

there to do this thing called

1:15:01

dying. And

1:15:03

we had a body called a

1:15:05

nurse in. The nurse

1:15:07

said, yep, she said, she

1:15:09

gave us a number to call. We

1:15:12

called, they said, we'll come in a

1:15:14

bit, but we can't be quick. So

1:15:16

we tried to figure out, should

1:15:18

we celebrate the holiday and eat

1:15:20

a big dinner? Well, we brought

1:15:22

the food. So the answer was

1:15:25

yes, we made some pies. And

1:15:27

all the while, my aunt was

1:15:30

in the bedroom experiencing regular mortise.

1:15:34

That is... I'm pregnant. Of

1:15:39

all time though? Is that the MC

1:15:41

Hammer's can't touch this? Yeah, that was,

1:15:43

remember when Nicki Minaj did, it

1:15:46

was a song from Nicki Minaj, and then it went

1:15:48

viral because everyone was doing their own version

1:15:51

of that type of rapping. Oh

1:15:53

God. Super freaky girl,

1:15:56

you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1:15:58

Oh my God. time

1:16:00

I mean of

1:16:02

all time Adam K of all time no

1:16:04

I know like I would put even like

1:16:13

something like chocolate rain over

1:16:15

that funnier than death no

1:16:17

chocolate rain is not funnier than this

1:16:19

then dead ant at the Thanksgiving wrapping

1:16:21

about dead ant at the Thanksgiving table

1:16:24

we're all having pie well what about how do you

1:16:26

know I rig a mortise what about how'd

1:16:28

you kids hide your wife no that was a prowler

1:16:32

who was assaulting women if you find that

1:16:34

funny you got a problem what about

1:16:37

we eat ribs at the dude how

1:16:39

about the same story yeah yeah yeah

1:16:41

yeah yeah guess

1:16:46

what this is funny the

1:16:49

ross and mocha show podcast okay

1:16:57

so my question is my question is got

1:16:59

a problem you can't go so Laura is here

1:17:07

for fix my life what's going on my

1:17:09

dad and I have always had a rocky

1:17:11

relationship you wrote a sister hey ross

1:17:13

and mocha fix my life my dad has

1:17:15

always been closer with my brother than me

1:17:18

since we were kids my parents divorced when

1:17:20

I was young and it wasn't on a

1:17:22

good note there's a lot that has happened

1:17:25

between us and between him and our family

1:17:27

but most recently he has cut all communication

1:17:29

with me due to nothing my wedding is

1:17:31

in a year and I really don't know

1:17:34

what to do do I forgive and forget

1:17:36

again or do I try

1:17:38

one more time do I just let things

1:17:40

be what do I do do you want I'm

1:17:42

at your so this all comes down to whether you

1:17:44

want to sort of try and reconcile with him so

1:17:47

he can be a part of the wedding that's what

1:17:49

I'm guessing yeah and I mean my life

1:17:51

in general but I think part of me is

1:17:53

probably using my wedding as an excuse totally yeah

1:17:55

and an answer yeah what he means so

1:17:57

when he when he cut off all communication

1:17:59

recently with you, what was that

1:18:01

due to? Honestly, I got an

1:18:03

answer from his ex-girlfriend and she had

1:18:06

mentioned just in conversation with me that

1:18:08

he said at Christmas time when

1:18:10

we all got together that everyone

1:18:12

was asking him for money and that's

1:18:14

all we want him for and

1:18:16

blah blah blah blah blah. Was he right? Was

1:18:19

he right? No, absolutely not. I personally

1:18:21

have made it a mission to never ask

1:18:23

my dad for anything because he's

1:18:25

someone that'll never let you live it down. Right. And

1:18:28

it was it was kind of a rocky situation

1:18:30

before we even got to Christmas anyways. He was

1:18:32

non-term, the good terms with my brother, this and

1:18:35

that and we said, you know what, listen, we're

1:18:37

getting together for Christmas. We'd love to have you,

1:18:39

you know, take it

1:18:41

or leave it and he ended

1:18:43

up coming but my dad is

1:18:45

also an alcoholic. So, that's

1:18:48

tough. I would say

1:18:51

whatever you want to do, do

1:18:54

it with the wedding

1:18:56

on the back burner. Meaning, if you want

1:18:58

to rekindle and rebuild a relationship with your

1:19:00

dad, don't do

1:19:03

it because of the wedding. Don't even think that

1:19:05

this is so he can be a part of

1:19:07

the wedding because if you really wanted to, if

1:19:09

there was no wedding, what would you be doing

1:19:11

right now? Yeah, I guess that's right.

1:19:14

What you're doing is you're setting yourself up

1:19:16

potentially to try and make somebody

1:19:18

feel a part of something who has done

1:19:20

nothing but make you feel

1:19:22

excluded. Yeah. Right. And

1:19:25

so, don't worry about the wedding because

1:19:28

if it all goes to hell anyway, it's you to

1:19:30

blame, right? You can't blame your dad.

1:19:32

You already have a non-existent relationship. So, if he

1:19:35

does show up at your wedding, that's on you,

1:19:38

right? You can't invite somebody who you don't

1:19:40

get along with who's an alcoholic to your

1:19:42

wedding and it becomes a

1:19:45

drunken mess, you know, blame him. That's

1:19:47

on you. You don't need that stress on your wedding day. Well,

1:19:49

that's kind of how I feel. Like if

1:19:52

I'm being brutally honest with myself, I mean,

1:19:54

I have a feeling that things would go

1:19:56

a lot smoother without having them there. Then that's

1:19:58

what you do. I think you just get gave

1:20:00

yourself the answer. I don't know if

1:20:02

I'll live with regret, right?

1:20:05

So that you fill my dad. Yeah. Well,

1:20:07

I mean, listen, he's got, if he, if,

1:20:09

if he wants to be your dad, he

1:20:11

has to start acting like your dad. And

1:20:15

right now his relationship with you seems that every time

1:20:17

he walks in the room, you guys are asking him

1:20:19

for money, whether that's right or wrong. Uh, that's

1:20:22

what he's holding on to. So he,

1:20:24

whatever situation he walks into is already

1:20:26

going to be filled with resentment. Yeah.

1:20:30

Right. And you call him guaranteed. If

1:20:32

you call him and mentioned wedding, he

1:20:35

is immediately going to think that the only reason why

1:20:37

you picked up the phone is because you want him

1:20:39

to help pay for it. Yeah. Yeah.

1:20:41

And he's, he's made common about that before. Guaranteed,

1:20:44

guaranteed. Maybe,

1:20:48

maybe the invite for the wedding is not

1:20:50

the way to go. I think it'll relieve

1:20:52

stress on you and probably like everybody else

1:20:54

that's worried about the exact same thing. That's

1:20:56

it. Right. My mom's like, well, who are you going to

1:20:58

sit in with at the table? And I'm like, well, no,

1:21:00

hopefully you, he's like, well, I don't want to spend your

1:21:02

wedding taking care of him. No, no. You

1:21:05

don't need that drama and it's, it's unfair to your

1:21:07

mom and it's unfair to, you know, you don't need

1:21:09

to, you don't need to do this. So if you

1:21:11

do want to try and rebuild a relationship, I would

1:21:13

say take it slow and leave the wedding out of

1:21:15

it. I guess, I don't know. I guess part

1:21:17

of me too is kind of like, you know, if I wanted to reach out,

1:21:21

like I basically have to Facebook message my

1:21:23

own father to say, Hey, can

1:21:26

we talk? And I just feel like I'm always

1:21:28

the one doing it. Never since him and my

1:21:30

mom divorced, I've always been, I don't

1:21:32

know, I guess maybe because I've reminded him so much

1:21:35

of my mom, which has been said before that, you

1:21:37

know, he'd rather kind of not put full effort in

1:21:39

with me. And that's, that's, that's bull. Right.

1:21:41

And my brother's, my brother is able to just

1:21:44

be like, Oh yeah, it's totally fine. And throw it

1:21:46

over his shoulder, even though to be honest, he does

1:21:48

get, you know, the worst end of it a lot

1:21:50

of the time that there are doing and stuff like

1:21:52

that. But I just, at this

1:21:54

point I'm like, you know what? It's been years.

1:21:56

I'm, I'm, I'm coming

1:21:58

over at this point. time.

1:22:00

Then roll with that for a while. Give

1:22:03

yourself a break. Laura, do you need this stress in your

1:22:05

life right now? No. Okay. Then you're

1:22:07

the only one putting it there. Yeah. And

1:22:11

I think that him saying that he doesn't

1:22:13

want to talk to you because you remind

1:22:16

him of your mother is such a bogus

1:22:18

line. There's zero truth to that. He

1:22:20

doesn't want to see you because he doesn't want to see you. And

1:22:25

that sucks to hear. Yeah. Right.

1:22:28

Oh, Laura. I'm sorry. You're going to this terrible thing

1:22:30

to hear. It's a terrible, terrible, terrible thing to hear.

1:22:32

Um, but this

1:22:34

happens with people and, uh,

1:22:37

your dad has built up some sort

1:22:40

of story in his head that is

1:22:42

filled with resentment towards the people he

1:22:44

walked out on. And that is

1:22:47

not a problem for you to fix. You're

1:22:50

so right. I

1:22:53

guess I kind of just needed someone to either, you

1:22:55

know, shoot me straight and kind of tell me what I've been

1:22:57

thinking all along or, you know,

1:23:00

maybe direct me in the other way. But I know,

1:23:02

I know, we just went to five

1:23:04

weddings this summer and every time it was

1:23:06

the father daughter dance, you just kind of have

1:23:09

to sit there and go, you know, I'm not going to

1:23:11

have that. Right. And you have to just be

1:23:14

able to accept it and be able

1:23:16

to move on and keep strong with your

1:23:18

choice. Or, you know, there's a little part of you that's the

1:23:20

back of your head and you're like, you know, even if it

1:23:22

has nothing to do with the wedding, like it's your dad. That

1:23:24

dance, by the way, okay,

1:23:27

is yes, it's a father daughter dance, but

1:23:29

it's more than that. It's, it's, it's

1:23:31

a moment where you take

1:23:33

time to celebrate

1:23:36

each other and you

1:23:38

wrap your arms around somebody who

1:23:40

you know will be there for you. Always

1:23:42

will always have your back no matter what.

1:23:46

And at the end of it all, when

1:23:48

everything goes to hell, it will probably be

1:23:50

the last one standing for you. And that

1:23:52

is not your dad. Not

1:23:55

that dances for that person. You're

1:23:59

going to be okay. It's going to be a beautiful wedding. Thank

1:24:01

you so much. I really appreciate you taking the time.

1:24:03

Okay. Love. We always got time for you. Okay. Thanks.

1:24:06

I love you guys. I'll be right back. Ross

1:24:09

and Moka fixed my life on

1:24:14

a big article in variety talking about how the

1:24:16

Kelsey brothers are Hollywood's highest free agents right now.

1:24:19

Uh, so Travis is currently taping a version

1:24:22

of, are you smarter than a fifth grade

1:24:24

or for Amazon, uh, prime video called are

1:24:26

you smarter than a celebrity? I

1:24:28

thought it was a fifth grade thing, but I, it's, it's, are you

1:24:31

smarter than a celebrity? So I guess you're going to bring in celebs

1:24:33

and then have your bronies just

1:24:35

compete against famous people. Uh,

1:24:38

during super bowl weekend, uh, Jason

1:24:41

Kelsey was courted by every

1:24:44

broadcaster who runs NFL to join

1:24:46

their broadcast team. So CBS, NBC,

1:24:48

and ESPN. Then he showed up

1:24:51

at, uh, uh, Rasslemania with

1:24:53

Ray Mysterio, um, hosted

1:24:58

Saturday night live. And

1:25:00

when Travis was there, he told the

1:25:02

Hollywood reporter that he was interested in,

1:25:04

in pursuing scripted roles as well. So

1:25:06

he went and got an acting agent.

1:25:09

Uh, they're also currently shopping a new deal

1:25:11

for their podcasts. Taylor's doing her part to

1:25:13

promote it. We're in the new heights baseball

1:25:15

cap at Coachella. Um, that's why I love

1:25:17

that podcast by the way. You do. I

1:25:19

know you do. They're fan base. Yeah. They

1:25:21

did a live show. I think it was

1:25:23

in Cincinnati a couple of weeks ago. Yeah.

1:25:26

Inside of like, um, an

1:25:28

arena and you should have seen the amount of people

1:25:31

that showed up. Really? Yeah. It was incredible. Um,

1:25:33

so as far as podcast money goes,

1:25:35

like Joe Rogan is really the top.

1:25:37

His new deal was 250 million with

1:25:39

Spotify. Uh, the most recent was the

1:25:41

smart less, um, uh, deal with Amazon

1:25:43

for 100 million. So

1:25:45

Jason Bateman and them. Yeah. So they're,

1:25:47

they're saying that an eight figure deal

1:25:49

for the Kelsey brothers for new heights,

1:25:51

uh, is not out of the question

1:25:54

in any way. So they're

1:25:56

looking at that. And, uh, bag

1:25:58

recently on the new. It's podcast

1:26:00

Jason Kelsey admitted to not wearing

1:26:02

underpants. All right now, it's time

1:26:04

to talk about our next sponsor.

1:26:08

Tommy John. Yeah, this is a

1:26:10

bold statement, Jason. I'm going to

1:26:12

say it. Tommy John underwear is

1:26:14

claiming they have the most comfortable

1:26:16

underwear out there. And,

1:26:19

uh, I think you should be the

1:26:21

deciding factor on that statement. As I've

1:26:23

said on the show, um, I

1:26:26

do not wear underwear and I don't.

1:26:29

Wear underwear based on comfort. The reason

1:26:31

I don't wear underwear is because I

1:26:33

find it unnecessary and, uh, problematic

1:26:37

to the freedom that my

1:26:40

boys like to enjoy. If that's going

1:26:42

to change, I don't, I

1:26:45

guess I don't think that's going to change. So

1:26:47

I'm curious to see what you're coming or what

1:26:49

Tommy John is offering. When do you wear underwear?

1:26:52

When, what situation do you actually wear underwear? Every

1:26:54

time I'm working out, like if I'm doing something

1:26:56

physical, I'll wear like my

1:26:58

thighs shape. So I do have to

1:27:00

wear. So like, okay. Yeah,

1:27:03

you don't have to wear, what are they called?

1:27:06

When you're working out, like a compression short, compression

1:27:09

shorts, like, uh, like a very pressure

1:27:11

shorts, like a heavy polyester and physical

1:27:14

activity, it reduces the friction. You're

1:27:16

in luck because Tommy John does

1:27:18

have a compression, like sportsy

1:27:21

athletic wear type of, um, material.

1:27:23

I'll try that out. There you

1:27:25

go. I

1:27:28

love that guy. I love

1:27:30

that guy so much. Yeah. I would say

1:27:32

I wear under, I never went into where I right

1:27:34

after the gym. Right. Say that again.

1:27:36

I typed it when I finished the gym is when

1:27:38

I don't wear underpants because I never, I

1:27:40

never bring underpants with me to the gym. Whoa.

1:27:42

So I work out. I work out in my

1:27:45

underpants. Yeah. When I change, take a shower and

1:27:47

get dressed again, I don't put underpants back on

1:27:49

and then for the rest of the day. Yeah.

1:27:52

I'll go the rest of the day. Oh my God. In

1:27:54

jeans. Yeah. Oh, I

1:27:57

can't do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:27:59

You're different. The guy room barely

1:28:01

have. that's like Northern Virginia

1:28:03

and they're like I understand

1:28:05

if. If is track pants or something

1:28:07

like that, right? Now

1:28:10

but not easy but not in

1:28:12

dem Jane's yeah, absolutely no legal

1:28:14

free jazz. Afraid of that world

1:28:16

like this brother? Yeah and stuff

1:28:18

no no it's a everything is

1:28:20

like it. I'd rather nice us.

1:28:23

As. I say it's a it's a good luck as the things

1:28:25

you go where they want to go know raymond even when

1:28:27

you go to the what like. Uma that one

1:28:29

time I told you guys. That

1:28:31

one time. I

1:28:33

sipped on myself but a few good as it but if you

1:28:36

can is. Over you know you

1:28:38

always sit on the toilet anyway you because I

1:28:40

still zip. Off

1:28:42

the not, Xena, don't you worry about that like I worry

1:28:44

about that now all the time. As

1:28:47

the worst feeling. No, no, I don't

1:28:49

actually worry about that at all. At

1:28:52

all. Yeah. No, no underpants is

1:28:54

glorious, freeing, so great in sorts,

1:28:56

but like, ah, even insurance. Yeah,

1:28:58

I got these events and second

1:29:01

hand in no, no, I feel

1:29:03

I feel no pain. Yeah Viking,

1:29:05

are you know me? Or

1:29:07

small. Wow

1:29:11

Things Arabia. Is

1:29:14

a little bit broken from Wow. That's

1:29:17

my father and mother. Susan. Well, so says

1:29:19

the guy who's five free for all recording

1:29:22

that internal energy. Remember, we're talking about the

1:29:24

show. Was reading the show. I'm with a

1:29:26

resounding small, big and small set up. I

1:29:29

got a text from somebody that said you

1:29:31

should call the show I'm fifty to sixty

1:29:33

four. Ah on I was like

1:29:35

and I was like why I wrote back

1:29:37

and they were like is no to subsume

1:29:39

and your seats for of unmodified. Says

1:29:48

Anyways, I get admitted that backfire

1:29:51

hard for. The

1:29:53

rods and movies you. A

1:29:56

question for you are how often how many

1:29:58

times a day would you. that you

1:30:00

check your phone. How many times a day would

1:30:02

you say that you check your phone? Uh,

1:30:05

I don't know like 50? 50?

1:30:08

Does that seem right? Shem? 100 for

1:30:11

sure. 100, Maria? Oh, I know. Yeah. Maria's

1:30:13

in the thousands. I'm like constantly checking both

1:30:15

phones. I've never seen Maria without her phone

1:30:17

in her hand. Oh yeah, Maria has two

1:30:19

phones, that's right. Yeah, I got two. Uh,

1:30:22

Deimori? I'd say 1500. 1500? 1500? There's no way. Uh,

1:30:27

they say more than half the people, uh, check

1:30:30

their phones 144 times a day according to this poll.

1:30:34

So 56.9% of the people polled check their phones 144 times a day.

1:30:36

Uh, how many of you, uh, check

1:30:45

your phone within the first 10 minutes

1:30:47

of waking up? Oh yeah. Yep. Yeah,

1:30:49

absolutely. My alarm. Sorry. Within the first

1:30:51

what? You say minutes or seconds? Minutes

1:30:54

within the first 10 minutes of waking up. Oh, within

1:30:56

the first 10 seconds of waking up. As soon as

1:30:58

my eyes open and I see my phone,

1:31:02

I grab it, unlock, and then I'm

1:31:04

CEO what up? Really? Oh yeah. Okay.

1:31:06

Uh, 89% of people do the same.

1:31:08

Uh, how many of you feel

1:31:10

uneasy if you leave your phone at home? Oh, 100%. Yes.

1:31:13

Depends on what I'm doing. Like if I'm walking the dog?

1:31:15

No. If you're going out for the day? Yes.

1:31:18

Okay. 75% of people feel the

1:31:20

same way. Uh, check your phones

1:31:22

within five minutes of receiving a notification.

1:31:25

Depends on who it's from. Yeah, I

1:31:27

would say no, but you still check your phone to see

1:31:30

who the notification was from. Well, it'll say like a name,

1:31:32

but it won't say what it says. What if you just

1:31:34

hear it vibrate? Oh, I'll look. So you

1:31:36

do. I thought you meant like open

1:31:38

it and read it. No. Uh,

1:31:41

use your phone on the, use your phone on the toilet. Yeah,

1:31:43

I've done that. Come

1:31:45

on, everybody. Just say yeah. Yeah. Okay. Everybody

1:31:48

just say yes. You know, you do it. Yeah.

1:31:50

75% of people use their phone on the

1:31:53

toilet. Uh, have texted someone in the same

1:31:55

room as them. Yes. Yeah. All the time.

1:31:57

Uh, sleep with their phone at night close

1:31:59

to their bed yes yes

1:32:01

no consider themselves addicted to

1:32:04

their phones yes no

1:32:06

I don't think

1:32:10

I'm addicted to it though

1:32:12

okay Maria yes go to the

1:32:15

section where it tells you the amount of

1:32:17

time you have in your phone on which

1:32:19

phone yeah okay your my personal your personal

1:32:21

screen time yeah your screen time I don't know how

1:32:24

you do that okay oh no no

1:32:26

no no hold on hold on one second hold

1:32:28

on one second okay Boca you do yours so

1:32:30

far just get your number yeah more do you

1:32:32

know how to do this morning do I go

1:32:35

tell more where to go bring your phone no

1:32:38

just tell me you know how to do this Shem yeah are

1:32:40

we going on a weaker day on daily average okay

1:32:42

average oh screen time time to yeah

1:32:44

okay cool okay so you got your numbers yeah

1:32:47

okay so mocha gonna start with you oh shoot

1:32:50

so break it down here daily average daily average

1:32:52

three hours and 31 minutes okay Shem 14 hours

1:32:54

and 31 minutes okay

1:32:56

damn it morning five hours and

1:32:59

37 minutes Maria total for daily

1:33:01

average yeah

1:33:07

five hours and 27 minutes I beat

1:33:09

Maria total screen time of the week 27 hours

1:33:11

16 minutes what's your week

1:33:14

where do you see that mocha

1:33:16

what's your week a week

1:33:20

how am I triple you guys I think you're looking

1:33:22

at the wrong things you got to be looking at

1:33:24

the wrong daily average that's the number you guys looked

1:33:26

at yeah yeah yeah 14 hours 31

1:33:29

minutes let me see your phone week nine hours

1:33:31

and 20 minutes nine hours 20 minutes for the

1:33:33

week for Maury what was your week that's all

1:33:35

your apps I think yeah

1:33:38

see no you're still 12 hours I don't know what you're

1:33:40

doing on your phone sorry what what

1:33:42

was your what's your number for daily for

1:33:44

yeah five hours and 27 minutes for the

1:33:46

week 27 hours

1:33:48

and 16 minutes Oh cool down. How

1:33:51

many times you pick up your phone

1:33:53

daily? Oh there we go. Where's that?

1:33:55

How many pickups this is? Pickups. Pick

1:33:57

up, pick up. Okay, okay okay. Your

1:34:00

backup mocha Saudi lives in the data. You

1:34:02

pick up your phone. oh my god How

1:34:04

many times a day as.or yeah area? Oh

1:34:07

good find moink How many times a day

1:34:09

to pick up your phone? Mocha where do

1:34:11

scroll down on the same thing to school

1:34:13

and says tickets. Pickups,

1:34:16

All last week's average as one sixty

1:34:18

five. Also for the we all saw

1:34:20

younger than enough know total tic ops.

1:34:23

Yes. Up! Oh one thousand, one

1:34:25

hundred city for for the week. On.

1:34:28

I guess as Tony wanted to daily daily.

1:34:31

Last. Week's average? Yeah, not last is

1:34:33

doing. Well. Yesterday's average was two hundred

1:34:35

and twenty one. They're not average. The yesterday was

1:34:37

two hundred twenty one. Protect you from two hundred

1:34:40

twenty one time. How are they were warring? A

1:34:42

six hundred and fifty three only might sound one

1:34:44

seventeen. Maria. Two. Hundred a for

1:34:46

a wind. Tunnel think

1:34:48

up nine hundred and twenty three. And I'm

1:34:50

like the weekend Sigma as an undergrad

1:34:53

as and on. No, not at all.

1:34:56

Of us so silly things that are

1:34:59

rather than movies. So badass Kasdan the

1:35:01

guy's mouth Morning some six at night.