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And now it's time for Ask Roz

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and Mocha. All right, here we go. Episode

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870 of the Roz and Mocha

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show podcast. This is Ask Roz and Mocha.

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Jump straight into it. Mel, what's going on?

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Good morning, Roz and Mocha. How are you

0:17

guys? We are doing fantastic. Welcome to

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the podcast. Happy to have you here

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to join us. What is it you would

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like to say? Well, my question, it

0:25

came from listening to the docuseries. And

0:27

I was just wondering if

0:30

you guys run your household the way your

0:32

parents did. Oh. Roz,

0:35

you want to take this one? Do I? Yeah,

0:39

I think for the most part I

0:41

do. There's a lot of

0:43

similarities with my house that

0:46

there was with the one that I

0:48

grew up in. I think that the main difference

0:50

is, and I just think that that's a product because

0:52

kids are different now. They communicate

0:54

differently and they socialize differently. And that is,

0:57

my house is not full of all my

0:59

kids' friends all the time. They

1:02

are in constant communication and they have great friendships.

1:04

No, but I mean, at the age that I

1:06

was, like when I was Roxy's age, like

1:08

when I was in grade 8, grade 9 kind of thing,

1:11

there was just always people over, right? Like you would always have friends

1:13

over, because that was the only way you could kick it, right? So

1:17

that I think is the only difference. But the way that

1:19

we treat the sort of code

1:22

of what it means to be part of

1:24

a family when it comes to like lying

1:26

and having fun and

1:28

how we treat dinners and all of

1:30

this stuff, it's very similar, very similar

1:33

to the way that I grew up.

1:35

And the other thing too is that

1:37

I grew up with parents who were

1:40

very affectionate, playfully affectionate towards each other

1:42

always, right? And I remember, I'd

1:44

walk into the kitchen, I would just see like

1:46

my dad smack my mom in the ass, right?

1:48

Like I grew up in that kind of household,

1:50

right? And I thought

1:52

it was cool. And so, so Catherine and I

1:55

are very much like that, you know, in our

1:57

place. And I think that that's a healthy way

1:59

for a kid. to sort of grow up and

2:01

as you know from the doc, Mocha and I grew

2:04

up in very, very different households. Totally,

2:06

totally. I would

2:08

say yes, similar minus the

2:10

beatings. Right. Same with mine.

2:15

Yeah, minus the beatings. But like,

2:17

you know, that family dynamic is

2:19

there, like, you know, homework is

2:21

important. Yeah. Right? Oh

2:24

man, the other day did we ever get into it about homework. Oh.

2:26

And especially now, like, he'll be seven soon. Yeah,

2:29

it's a tough age for homework. It is.

2:31

You just sit at that table and it's like,

2:33

yeah, I know. It's a tough age for homework.

2:37

I think back to like with my dad. Yeah.

2:39

Right? Oh my God. But

2:42

yeah, I would say similar. Similar, Mel. But are you

2:44

going to Mocha as what your dad did with you?

2:46

Like if Cruz does bring home, say, a not perfect

2:49

report card or a bad report card,

2:51

like, will you start piling extra work

2:53

on top of him the way that

2:55

your father did? No. No.

2:58

So what? So I got to put in the work too?

3:01

No. That means I have to come up

3:03

with a question. Right. And then I got to

3:05

sit there after and grade everything. Right. I

3:07

got time to do that. Right. What did your dad

3:09

think of that? My

3:11

dad said that. Because your parents

3:14

are featured heavily in episode one.

3:16

So my dad said, congratulations on

3:19

the podcast. Right. And I was like,

3:21

thanks, dad. Yeah. He was like, it

3:23

was very good. I was like, thanks. Yeah. And

3:25

then I asked my mom. Yeah. And

3:28

I said, I wanted this to be one of those things that I remember for the rest of

3:30

my life. But I

3:32

did have a conversation with my mom. She

3:35

said she listened to the podcast. Yeah. And

3:37

I said, what did you think? Yes. And

3:40

she said, after a long pause. Yeah. It

3:43

was okay. Oh, wow. Wow. I

3:46

was like, mom. And then right

3:48

after I got off my dad.

3:51

And he was like, congratulate, like you'd

3:53

be like, upbeat. Like, congratulations. So excited for

3:55

you guys. It was good. Wow.

4:00

was okay. It was okay. Yeah. Oh damn.

4:02

I thought she was came off real

4:04

great in it. She wrote me too.

4:06

What did she say? Good night, great

4:08

podcast. Oh yeah.

4:12

Anyway, I guess they liked it. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

4:14

I was just, I was, I was, uh, really

4:16

curious as to whether they were going to be

4:18

happy with the way that they came off in

4:21

it. Hey, Mel, we appreciate you. Can't wait to

4:23

hear the rest of this docu-series. We put a

4:25

lot of work into it and we know that

4:27

you're going to love it. Awesome. Thank you

4:29

so much guys. All right. Have a good day. You

4:34

as well. Thank you. I, you know what care bears

4:36

are? Of course I do. Okay.

4:38

Maria, you know what care bears are?

4:40

Yeah. Okay. Everyone here know like Shem,

4:42

totally. Yeah. Because Kara said if

4:45

you were a care bear, what would

4:47

your care bear stare symbol on your tummy be?

4:50

Mine would be a glass of wine. That's what Kara

4:52

said. Right. Well,

4:54

like it's supposed to like reflect something from your personality.

4:57

Is that the deal of like grumpy, like grumpy bear?

5:00

There's no grumpy care bears. Yeah. There are

5:02

the sad one. There's a sad one. The

5:05

blue guy. He was like blue, right? Doesn't he isn't.

5:07

And he has like the cloud as a symbol

5:09

on his chest. I'm pretty sure.

5:11

Wasn't he grumpy or he was sad,

5:13

sad bear. Brave heart. Yeah. Proud

5:17

heart. Yeah. Right heart. But who's

5:19

a sad one? Oh, there was a grumpy bear. Where

5:21

do you bear bedtime bear, fun shine bear,

5:24

auntie freeze, champ bear girl? Yeah. Coming

5:26

back. Yeah. See, that would be Ross.

5:28

Okay. First of all, why do you

5:30

know so much about care bear? Because

5:32

I did some research when Kara had

5:34

submitted that question. This

5:36

seems like old knowledge to me. Nope. Did

5:39

you ever have a care bear? Never. No,

5:41

no. You ever have pound puppies? Never. Yeah.

5:44

How many did you have morning? I was only

5:47

allowed one. They were expensive. They were really, no

5:49

pound puppy. Oh, pound puppy. Yeah. And they came

5:51

with their own certificate. Didn't pound

5:53

puppies used to come in like a box

5:55

with multiples? That's right. And you only

5:58

got one. Yeah. But is it came

6:00

in a box with one really oh

6:03

yeah you ever garbage garbage pale kids mocha

6:05

no I still do what

6:07

yeah do you ever have

6:09

you didn't ever have any embarrassing toys

6:12

like any toys that you embarrassing yeah

6:14

like if you had care bear I mean I'd

6:16

be no rip on you a little I for

6:18

that it's all action figures that was it all

6:21

action no nothing even remotely like you didn't have

6:23

like a Ken doll no

6:25

no okay I had a Barney

6:28

toy or stuffed animal you had Barney

6:30

yeah I was a heavy into Barney

6:32

man so with Maria's birthday party I'm

6:34

so jealous and I freaked out I

6:37

have to show you guys this picture sometime I

6:39

was so excited that Barney showed up for my

6:41

birthday damn loved Barney yeah

6:43

he's not all the VHS tapes

6:45

yeah yeah they were white VHS

6:48

knowing you two were Barney kids

6:50

says so much like you know

6:52

everybody else who's listening right now

6:54

knows to like oh they

7:03

were Barney kids I get it now I

7:06

get it Edward says have

7:08

you ever seen either of your parents

7:11

or significant other get hit

7:13

on did you step in or

7:16

did you play along I've

7:19

never seen either of my parents get hit on no

7:21

I wouldn't even have known if

7:23

that it was happening like cuz you were you would

7:25

I would have been a kid like yeah I was

7:27

gonna like you know like oh that person being friendly

7:29

yeah um no

7:31

I've never seen my no

7:33

no Maury you many times oh yeah give us

7:37

a Frank story of getting hit on uh

7:39

I remember my French teacher flirting with

7:41

my dad I remember there

7:43

was when we went once to

7:45

hedonism in Barbados I remember

7:47

are you even allowed to bring a child

7:49

to hedonism I said I got I

7:52

don't know I was there and the lady that

7:54

my dad picked up used to leave soaps and

7:56

shampoos for me in the bush outside And

8:02

I had to go hunting for it which gave

8:04

them time alone. Oh my gosh I got Easter

8:06

egg hunt for Shampoos Hold

8:13

on here. Oh, yeah, I

8:15

guess there used to be a kids club at

8:17

hedonism Yeah, I remember I used to go and

8:19

they would give us Mountain Dew What

8:21

at the kids club by the by the water

8:23

because hedonism friend, you know what he named hedonism

8:26

it Maria I have no idea what you're talking

8:28

about. Okay, hold on here I'm

8:31

not okay. So hedonism

8:33

is a hedonistic resort it's

8:35

an adults only vacation destination that aims

8:37

to promote a liberated

8:40

and uninhibited lifestyle

8:42

where guests can indulge

8:44

in sensual pleasures and

8:47

hedonistic experiences so that's what

8:49

Maury's dad Frank. Yeah, or

8:51

G Island Pardon

8:55

and took Maury to and I find shampoo in

8:57

the bush You

8:59

know how you said it makes sense that we're Barney kids Barney

9:05

kids for sure Maury for sure Child

9:11

for sure Maria you ever see

9:13

like your parents get hit on Yeah,

9:16

you have yeah, I have your mom or your

9:18

dad both. Oh, well I've seen

9:20

my mom get hit on when we were driving

9:22

once Uh-huh and some guy like was like honking

9:24

and then like was like pulled down the window.

9:27

Yeah My mom pulled down the window

9:29

and he was like you're stunning Do you want to

9:31

get a drink and I'm like I have my kids

9:33

in the car and I'm married No, she said

9:35

wait, I have the kids in the car first not just And

9:46

my dad Where

9:49

was it? I can't remember. You must have

9:51

been at more of those like house shows

9:53

or whatever and I don't know some lady

9:55

was like, oh, you're such a handsome man

9:57

with your daughter's here and she was just

9:59

kept talking You know my dad, I'm being handsome. And

10:01

my dad's like, okay, thanks. Gotta go. He

10:04

didn't, your dad never said, I'm married. No, he did the,

10:06

you know, the classic dad laugh when I go, thank

10:08

you, so much. Oh, okay. And then walks

10:10

away. Yeah, yeah. Shamp, do I dare ask?

10:13

Oh, my dad claims that it happens to him all

10:15

the time. Yeah. Oh

10:18

boy, you know, and don't get cast, I get

10:20

spot. I get it. When

10:22

he says I get spot, it means he's

10:24

been spotted by, anyways, yeah.

10:26

And did your mom like, you

10:29

know, just play along with the conversation? Rolls her eyes. Or

10:31

did she like tear him down right away? She rolls her

10:33

eyes and my dad goes, hey, how you thinking, get your

10:35

mother? He's all the time. He

10:37

does all the time. He does all the

10:39

time. Jose says here, so Roz

10:41

has been called a smooth, cool

10:43

dude for years. Can we start

10:45

calling Mocha mommy's boy Mocha? Oh,

10:47

yes. Because of episode one, the

10:51

history of Roz and Mocha. My

10:53

parents said this. He was a nice boy. He

10:56

was really a nice, loving boy.

10:59

He was, I would say, a mommy's boy. You

11:01

know how proud my dad is? You always cut out the

11:04

part where they call you chubby though. I

11:06

remember that part. No? He was, I would

11:08

say, a mommy's boy. I just remember this part. That's it? Yeah.

11:11

Okay. Anyway, Jose, no.

11:14

Let's see here. No.

11:19

Warsame says, have you

11:21

guys ever shot your shot with someone

11:23

who is clearly out of your league

11:25

and how did it go? No. P.S.,

11:28

I'm guessing Shem has the most

11:30

wildest stories in his DMs. No,

11:33

like out of your league? No,

11:36

I've never, I mean, like back in the day,

11:38

I would shoot my shot, but not with anybody

11:41

who was like out of my league. You know

11:43

how difficult that person is to find? Yeah. Oh,

11:45

Jesus, this guy. Oh, God. He's

11:47

just, I'm with

11:49

Roz on that one. Okay, Maria. Yeah.

11:55

Yeah, like I'm sure you guys may have tons

11:57

of stories. Okay. That's

12:00

a terrible question to answer. More, you ever

12:02

shot your shot? Yeah, there was this guy

12:05

that I used to find super hot when

12:07

I went to fly nightclub back in the

12:09

day. And he used to have a

12:11

lizard tattoo on his neck and I found it so

12:13

hot. He would always say no when I hit on

12:15

him. Oh wait, how many times did you ask him

12:17

out? Like 20 more times. Oh my god. Every

12:20

time I saw him, I'm like, how about

12:22

today? How about today? How about today? Wait,

12:24

isn't that the same line that you use

12:26

on Matthew to get him? Like how about

12:28

today? No, that was when, once

12:30

we started seeing each other, he said to say now.

12:33

Just to say now. And did

12:35

you say now like 20 times? He was like, huh.

12:37

Not today. Not today. Let's go back to the phones

12:40

here. Yo,

12:42

Leah, what's going on? It's

12:45

Rosamoka. Hi, how are you? Good. Welcome

12:48

to the show. Welcome to the podcast. I

12:51

just wanted to know if you guys have your own workstations

12:54

or do you share it with the other radio people that

12:56

come in after you? No.

13:02

We based on Ros's answer, you

13:04

probably figured it out, but there

13:06

is one like central area, one

13:08

central studio for the radio station.

13:10

This is where Ros and I are in

13:13

the main studio attached to our studio is

13:15

a DJ booth where DJ climax works out

13:17

of on Fridays. It's also where

13:19

David Morry works out of as well.

13:21

There's a door there separated by soundproof

13:23

glass so we can still see each

13:25

other. And then just down the hall,

13:27

Shem and Maria are in another studio

13:30

and then we all communicate, well,

13:33

just not on the radio, but we can see each other using

13:35

Zoom. We have Zoom open and then we all have

13:37

to leave and other people have to come in and

13:40

then they mess everything up. Oh, okay. I'll

13:43

come in every day and complain. I leave. No, no,

13:45

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

13:47

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

13:49

because I'll just tell you what it is, right? I

13:51

leave where I sit to do this show at the

13:53

end of every day. I leave

13:55

it perfect. I straighten out the

13:57

keyboard. I put the mouse like

13:59

exactly. it should go, I make

14:01

sure all three of the monitors

14:03

are straight, the headphone thing that

14:05

you plug into is, the microphone is

14:08

perfectly positioned to where it looks like

14:10

it's staged. Uh, and then I

14:12

come in the next day and stuff

14:14

is just everywhere. Everywhere!

14:18

Somebody gotta be trolling you because nobody sits

14:20

in that seat. That's BS. That's BS. I

14:22

don't believe it at all. Eh, like monitors,

14:24

like everything is just, everything is just upheaval.

14:27

Or sometimes the engineers come in here and

14:29

they muck around. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. So

14:31

maybe they like move some of that stuff and

14:34

they obviously don't put it back. But I know

14:36

the studio that Shem and Maria are in, that

14:38

gets used by like multiple people throughout

14:40

the day. I asked us here because you come in

14:42

here and muck up all my cables. Oh, that's right,

14:44

yeah, that's right. I muck nothing up in there. You

14:46

muck up everything. You muck up everything. What's in there?

14:48

It's all crazy. I today, I had to

14:50

untangle this cable, that cable, it was all mucked up. The

14:54

only thing that I do in there is I

14:56

move, see the controller you have for the editing

14:58

software? Yeah. I use that and the keyboard

15:01

and that's it. Yeah, and you move it all around. But

15:04

it's a mess in there anyway right now, Mori. Like

15:06

I'm looking at your workstation. It's a mess. These cables

15:08

go off to the left and this one goes off

15:10

to the right. But it's just a pile of nonsense

15:12

in there though. You know what I do every day

15:15

when I have to go into that room after the

15:17

show to work on other stuff? I actually have to

15:19

give it a wipe down because it smells and some

15:21

of the buttons are sticky. Yeah. It's

15:23

more sticky. What are you making? What's

15:26

the sticky stuff that you're leaving everywhere? I have

15:28

no idea. I'm not eating anything sticky. What'd you

15:30

eat today? Nothing. I had a coffee

15:32

and a tea. What'd you eat last week? Coffee, tea.

15:34

No. That's it for the

15:37

last several weeks. Coffee, tea. Why? You

15:39

on a diet or something? Yeah. What

15:41

are you doing? Don't worry about it. No,

15:43

tell me. No, here we go. All I

15:45

eat is... Maria knows. What? Not healthy at all. All

15:48

I eat is celery and peanut butter and chickpeas and seeds. Why?

15:51

It works. It works. Oh, to drop some

15:53

pounds. How many pounds are you just looking to

15:55

drop? I've already dropped 15. In

15:57

how many weeks? Two. I don't believe

15:59

you. What that's a liar that's teen yeah

16:02

15 on you more it would be drastic

16:04

like you would notice I know 143 we

16:06

would know it's no way right away Yeah,

16:08

and then how long until you go back

16:10

to eating regular food you think you're gonna

16:13

So you were at 158 two weeks ago.

16:15

That's right. There's no way dude. I

16:17

can show you my scale There's so what are you

16:19

doing them for? Passover and all that

16:21

yeah, I'm already told Susie. I'm I'll have the soup

16:23

and that's it So what are

16:25

you looking to drop all this way for usually whenever you

16:27

you go on these? I saw a

16:29

picture of myself I didn't look good tonight I'd like

16:32

to look good because those months where you were with

16:34

the broken arm you couldn't do anything and I just

16:36

eating garbage And I just ate yeah, how much weight

16:38

did you gain during that? Like

16:41

10 so that was I was at 159 And

16:45

now I'm back to 143 Wow

16:48

because but you're starving yourself though thing

16:51

and eating right You

16:54

know you're gonna gain it all back history

16:56

has shown that every time you go on

16:58

the I'm here today to tell you I'm

17:00

changing history. Okay, Maury. I'm gonna tell you

17:02

you don't feel fabulous What you

17:04

are is feeling good when you look at

17:06

yourself in the mirror. Yeah, that's different than

17:08

feeling fabulous You're not having

17:11

like any good fats any proteins

17:13

any healthy fiber I'm not your

17:15

nutrient deficient Matthew saw me naked

17:17

yesterday asked of the crease line underneath My

17:20

belly is gonna disappear at some point Wow

17:24

supportive husband Geez man that's a

17:26

lot of look like That's the kind of

17:28

support you need What is the crease line

17:30

disappeared? Crease line?

17:33

Not like hey congratulations or past two weeks

17:35

even looking good Nothing lovely You're

17:37

a total fox you keep going baby Yeah yeah

17:39

yeah Nothing, what is that? Get over here But

17:42

what is Matthew's does Matthew not try and get

17:44

you to do something that's healthy like when he

17:46

sees you starving yourself He ordered two

17:48

pizzas But

17:51

is he not saying hey man what you're doing

17:53

is not good or does he not care he

17:55

does he goes whatever works Whatever is gonna make

17:57

you look good. Oh my damn. So you're gonna

17:59

do this this for how long? See how

18:01

long I can go. Before what? You pass

18:03

out? Yeah, I feel great. No, you

18:05

don't. You don't feel great.

18:07

Oh my god. Dude. No, man. Anyway,

18:10

Leah, you got

18:12

a lot more from your

18:15

original question. God. You

18:17

guys are the best. You are the best. Thank

18:19

you very much for listening. Thank you for your

18:21

question. Thank you for joining us today. Before we

18:23

let you go between Roz and Mocha, who is

18:25

your favorite? I love you both, but

18:27

I would have to say Roz. Cool.

18:30

Thank you. Why do you have to say Roz? Well, it's

18:33

the truth. Okay. Okay. That's all I need tonight.

18:35

I find him like unapologetically himself, and I love

18:37

that. Okay. Okay. Thanks. Stop talking.

18:39

You're so scared right now. So you're going

18:42

to say something that's going to get a

18:44

flame. Hi, Leah. Love you. Have a great

18:46

day. Thank you. Bye. By the way, Maria

18:49

at Hedonism, resorts

18:51

typically allow guests to be nude

18:53

or partially nude in designated areas

18:55

such as beaches, pools

18:57

and hot tubs. Oh,

19:00

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