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This is the Roz and Mocha

0:03

Retro Show. Roz, Mocha, Mocha. Well.

0:07

If it's your birthday, happy birthday. Whose

0:10

birthday? No, but it's someone listening. Oh, anybody's birthday. No,

0:12

they're gonna be like, oh my god, how'd they know?

0:15

Happy birthday to anybody else they're listening. So random. Hey

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guys, what's going on? I'm Shem, that's

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Damon Morrie, that's Maria. This is another

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episode of the Roz and Mocha Retro

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podcast. Speaking of podcasts, we gotta give

0:27

a big shout out to the

0:29

entire team, Roz, Mocha, Morrie, yourself,

0:32

for the history of the Roz and Mocha podcast.

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Yeah, huge stuff. The episode two is

0:37

out now, I believe, right? Yeah.

0:40

Yeah, episode two is out. So love

0:43

your feedback. Mine? No,

0:46

not your feedback. People don't message me. Come on,

0:48

stop it, stop it. Have you guys been getting

0:50

feedback? No, I'm serious. No one messages. I've

0:53

seen a lot of people posting on Twitter

0:56

or like DMing the guys or just

0:58

commenting or texting us in our text

1:00

line. I think that's been pretty exciting

1:03

to see. Yeah, I love that. I did

1:05

get a message from Mike Wazowski saying

1:07

that he loved the podcast. Shout out

1:09

to Mike Wazowski for

1:11

messaging Morrie, one of the very few people

1:13

who apparently message Morrie. This is the Retro

1:15

podcast though, where we go back into the

1:18

archives of the Roz and Mocha show. And

1:20

these are moments that are not available on

1:22

any other podcast right now. That we're aware

1:24

of. Very

1:26

true. We try to keep aware of those

1:28

things. Who wants to go first? Go ahead,

1:31

Morrie. You never start. Fine, I'll take a

1:33

one- Morrie

1:36

brought back his black rimmed glasses today. I don't know, look

1:38

at this. He never used to be able to wear those

1:40

in a long time. I have some meetings, I need to

1:43

look good. Nice, getting the style going. Hey, how about we

1:45

go back to 2013? That's 11

1:47

years ago. I'm so you're not

1:49

good at math. It's only because I saw a picture on

1:51

Facebook that said this was all on your screen. Go

1:53

off, Morrie. Oh my God. All right, yeah,

1:56

what happened 11 years ago? And we're gonna relive

1:58

the moment that Roz was at the moment. all

2:00

somebody fell and he didn't help them. Shocking.

2:04

Graz and Mocha. Retro 2013. Hey,

2:09

I just wanted to say you guys make my

2:11

morning. Thank you. What's your name? My name's Debbie.

2:13

I get up at like 3.30 in the

2:15

morning to go to work. And it's like when

2:17

I hear you guys a smile goes to my

2:19

face I laugh and the me and

2:21

my boss says fair and talks about everything you guys

2:23

were talking about. Thanks Debbie. What do

2:25

you do for a living? I work at

2:28

Estee Lauder and Marco. Oh nice. Estee Lauder.

2:30

What's that? Makeup. Perfume. You should know about

2:32

that. Shmoz? Makeup. Hey, you know what I

2:34

did do speaking of? I went to the

2:36

mall the other day. I know,

2:38

laugh, Maury. Ha ha ha. That's funny. With

2:40

the commoners. I went to a shopping mall

2:44

and I realized a lot of things when I went

2:46

to the shopping mall. One, I... You're too famous for

2:48

the mall? Precisely.

2:53

But I don't like, I'm so pampered

2:55

in parts of my life, other parts of my life

2:57

I'm like completely ghetto. My chair at home I put

2:59

duct tape on it the other day. Parts of my

3:01

life, seriously, parts of my life I'm so ghetto because

3:04

I broke my chair and I'm like I love it

3:06

and I'm just gonna duct tape it up. Parts

3:09

of my life I'm so ghetto. Other parts of my

3:11

life I am I've realized

3:13

I may be bordering on Diva

3:16

territory. Bordering? Shut up!

3:20

I realized that I can't

3:22

go shopping without my five

3:24

lists. Get out of here!

3:26

I've realized that. I

3:28

used to really, really enjoy going shopping. Now I can't

3:30

go shopping without having somebody who is paid to go

3:33

and pull stuff off a rack for me and I

3:35

just sit in the change room and then they run

3:37

around and grab me. I know what you're

3:39

thinking the person who dresses me should be fired. That's what

3:41

you're looking for. That's

3:44

not the case. She's very good at her job. I

3:46

was gonna say you need a new person! She's very

3:48

good at her job. But I

3:50

realized I can't shop without a stylist at all.

3:53

So I went in, I bought one jacket, and I had all this

3:55

other stuff in my arms and I'm waiting in line and I just

3:57

left it there. at

4:00

all there. I'm like I can't deal with this. I

4:02

can't deal with this at all. What? Waiting in a

4:04

line? Yeah, waiting in line. Like normal people? For

4:06

a change line. For a change room. I cannot

4:09

wait in line for a change room at all.

4:11

Oh my gosh. At all. It's not part of

4:13

my life anymore. I've evolved past waiting in line

4:15

for a change room. And then some guy who's

4:17

like, okay, how many items do you have? And

4:19

then I have to say, well, go through and

4:21

count them. And then I miscount it and he

4:23

looks at me like I'm going to steal something.

4:25

That's the problem when you go into the change room is

4:27

that everybody assumes you're a potential criminal. And I don't want

4:29

to have to justify it. That's true. I

4:32

don't want to have to justify that. That's true. That's true. Do

4:34

what I do. I never try on clothes. It shows. Good

4:37

one. Thanks.

4:39

The other thing I realized about the mall when I

4:41

was with the commoners was you see

4:44

a lot of heroes in the mall, right? You see a lot of

4:46

A-holes, but you see a lot of heroes in the mall. And let

4:48

me ask you, Debbie, if you would do this and you as well,

4:50

Mocha, this is the situation.

4:52

You're on an escalator. Yeah. And

4:55

there's a person in front of

4:57

you on the escalator. Okay. As they

4:59

get to the bottom of the escalator, they

5:01

sort of trip a little bit and

5:04

wind up on the

5:07

ground. Yes. What do you do at this point?

5:09

Help them up. Okay. That's what we're

5:11

doing. Exactly. What would you

5:13

do, Debbie? I would either try and grab for them before they fell

5:15

or I'd ask if they're okay and help them up. There

5:17

is no grabbing them before they fall. Okay. Oh, they fall.

5:19

Okay. So if they fall, can I please? They fall. Would

5:21

you help them get up, Debbie? Yes. Okay.

5:24

I would not. And I did not. You

5:26

let somebody fall on the ground and you just walk

5:28

right past them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll tell you

5:30

why. And after that, I turned around and I see

5:32

the two people behind me helping up this guy and

5:34

the guy who fell was like 30 and in

5:37

good shape. Okay. He doesn't need you

5:39

to be a hero. Okay.

5:41

He fell to his knee. He's fine.

5:43

He's going to get up. And if

5:45

I go over and try and be

5:47

a hero, it makes him feel worse.

5:50

Okay. When you see somebody in a mall

5:52

where they take a little tumble and you

5:55

look them up once and down and they're

5:57

fine, don't run over asking if they're okay.

6:00

Don't do that. That's a terrible thing to

6:02

do. I would look at somebody, if somebody

6:04

falls, trips, and they take a knee, and

6:06

I see somebody walk up to them and

6:08

try and help them up, I think that

6:10

that person is a self-righteous a-hole. I

6:12

really, really do. I really do. If

6:15

somebody trips and they take a knee, look them

6:17

up and down, make sure they're fine, and just

6:19

leave them alone. Don't draw attention to them. The

6:21

guy who falls in a mall doesn't want a

6:23

whole bunch of eyes on them. It's not right.

6:25

Hey, Debbie. Yes? What mall do you shop at?

6:28

Yorkdale. Next time you're at Yorkdale. Take

6:30

a look around. If they have, if

6:33

any of the stores have a sale

6:35

on hearts, Shut up! We

6:38

need to let Roz know. No! Buy

6:41

him a new heart. I'm not

6:43

wrong about that, though. I can't be wrong

6:45

about that. Yeah, you are wrong. No! There's

6:48

absolutely nothing wrong with making sure that somebody

6:50

else is okay. No, what's wrong with society?

6:52

It's not my job to make sure that

6:54

somebody's- Nobody's saying that it's your job. They

6:57

were fine. So what? It's a nice thing to

6:59

do. It's not a nice thing to do. It's embarrassing

7:01

for somebody to have all these strangers fawning over them.

7:03

Like they're the old lady in that commercial idea. I

7:05

fell and I can't get up. Anyway,

7:09

if you're ever in that situation again, I recommend

7:11

not helping. Okay. You'll feel way better about yourself.

7:13

I'll tell my niece that because she's always saying

7:15

that's a good deed. So I'll tell my niece.

7:17

No. Roz and Moka said not to help them.

7:20

Thank you. Roz and Moka

7:22

said not to help people. Hey,

7:24

not Moka. Oh, no. Roz and

7:26

Moka said not to help. Anyway, that's

7:28

when I went shopping at the mall. Some

7:33

experience. Thanks, Debbie. Okay, love you

7:35

guys. Bye, Mee. Take

7:37

care. Goodbye. I

7:42

would not help the mall. I'm gonna just ask, would you

7:44

help if you saw somebody follow the mall more who you

7:46

know you're in, sir? I'm 100%. Yeah,

7:49

you'd help. Yeah. Yeah, as would I. I'm like that

7:51

person who like if someone gets into a car accident,

7:53

I stop my car and make sure they're okay. Oh,

7:55

no. And I've done that before. I would walk away

7:57

faster. No, I like I feel I have a

7:59

really. guilty conscience, I have to make sure everyone's

8:01

okay. You walk away fast. Like if somebody

8:03

felt, I would think like, you

8:06

know, I don't want to be responsible, I'm not guilty, I

8:08

didn't do it. You live your life

8:10

just with this guilt. This is so

8:13

suspicious. Marie, you want to go next?

8:15

Okay, I have to ask you guys a question. Sure. When

8:18

you nap, do you nap in your bed

8:20

or do you nap on the couch? Couch. Well,

8:23

Maureen is both on the couch, but I mean, if you

8:25

had the option. No, this is a good question. No, like

8:27

yesterday I napped in the bed, but

8:29

there are times where I'll nap on the

8:32

couch. I find that it's too distracting on

8:34

the couch to nap, but I'll get a

8:36

great sleep on the couch at nighttime. Daytime

8:38

I need to be in the bedroom where

8:41

there are the darkened shades. Wait,

8:43

so you get a better night sleep? Oh, I get

8:46

what Maureen's trying to say because like you have blackout curtains.

8:48

In the bedroom? Yeah, so that's why, because it's dark. Oh,

8:50

okay, okay. I get that. Yeah. See,

8:52

for me, I mean, because I live with my parents

8:54

still at home. So like, the

8:58

living room area situation, there's someone always in the kitchen,

9:00

so like napping on the couch, unless I'm home alone,

9:02

I'll do it. But even then, I

9:04

still like napping in my bed. But what I

9:06

won't do is unmake the whole

9:09

bed. Because I have two duvets because I'm that

9:11

person, and I'll go in between the duvets to

9:13

nap. But then when I go to bed, I'll

9:15

go underneath both duvets. No, I'll treat a nap

9:17

like a full sleep. No, I

9:19

don't do the secret like under two duvets. Oh, yeah, no,

9:21

I'm weird. No, I'll get in my pajamas. I'll treat a

9:23

nap like this is a sleep. Oh,

9:26

no, like I even have my napping clothes

9:28

versus my sleeping clothes. What? Yeah,

9:30

like I have like a napping big t-shirt and

9:33

like a sleeping big t-shirt. All over the bed. Like

9:35

with no bottoms? Like it's just long shirts. Well, if

9:37

I'm napping, there's always bottoms. I'm going to bed, no

9:39

one's coming inside my room. I'm gay, I can ask

9:41

these questions. Yeah, it's fine. It's okay, I get it.

9:43

You can ask them, I will not. When

9:46

was this a nap versus sleep

9:48

conversation? All right, let's

9:50

listen. Roz and Mocha, Retro

9:52

2013. It's

9:55

getting cold that night now, huh? My

9:58

boyfriend. Proceed

10:01

on a my buddy at an item

10:03

bed i the parking lot In my

10:05

buddy jerk, you know when you're the

10:07

perfect aperture? Ah, and your girls freezing

10:09

cold? Ah, and she catches on that

10:12

you're the perfect aperture and she ruins

10:14

it by putting her freezing cold far

10:16

delorean of of the yeah yeah, that's

10:18

the kind of life I have them.

10:21

Kick out of bed. In

10:24

own can see I.

10:27

Was just kill Jan you

10:29

don't have that. Kind of release

10:31

and neither Mississippi idea what I saw

10:34

the ad be the Flint getting We

10:36

won't have any, you have you. I

10:38

had tried a kicker a cake jenner

10:40

the bet money on a county be

10:43

on account like. Before

10:45

you can infant spelling or to specific.

10:49

I slip on a cast a couple

10:51

times over vacation. Yeah yeah as in

10:53

not a bad thing I know. I

10:55

I like during the day when I

10:57

take a nap on the couch on

10:59

that my bed now. Nap on

11:01

the Cameo at the at Yad!

11:03

Since I very strict rules when

11:05

it comes to napping and my

11:08

girlfriend and I, we don't agree

11:10

on nabbing at all napping. Is

11:13

different than sleeping. I agree okay when

11:15

i nap a i'm on the couch

11:18

normally he would if I do. If

11:20

i do go to the bed to

11:22

that vs clothes on on top of

11:24

the blankets maybe it take to throw

11:27

and put it over here if my

11:29

girl if I'm napping in the bedroom.

11:32

The. Catherine comes in, gets completely naked,

11:34

and crawls under the covers. and

11:36

I'm like babes that sleep if.

11:40

That's not being. A

11:43

pain when I talk to my fiance

11:45

janitor and the day and I'm like

11:48

became a thing that yeah be like

11:50

oh why don't you go upstairs and

11:52

gold in the bedroom know that know

11:54

and I believe that say why I'm

11:57

like that's not not know about. That

12:00

yes I don't want to wake up one

12:02

or more my eyes open yeah three thirty

12:04

and and then I gotta get ready go

12:06

to work in the sleeping test sleep is

12:08

not man of my boy is a now

12:10

care what time it on a know if

12:12

I go to that bedroom and ago is

12:14

the that bad I am not get number

12:17

to the next morning here and I and

12:19

and you and I have the option when

12:21

gas or gets naked and gets into bed

12:23

Abbott map. A seat

12:25

specs me. Also get in the get to get naked

12:27

and get into bed and a tabloid. I'm

12:30

so. Hard

12:32

cause, my convictions of the differences

12:34

between napping and sleeping thought I'd

12:37

I refuse. And

12:39

then that's a whole other deal. and then all

12:41

of a sudden a mind their i my belt

12:43

is digging into be freezing cold and I'm like

12:45

I just said no to getting naked, getting into

12:47

bed with a hot girl. For

12:50

the sake of an argument. With

12:54

applied Yes, All of a sudden I'm

12:56

not naked with a hot girl and

12:58

I'm freezing cold and my belt is

13:00

digging into my stomach. But

13:03

I'm not sleep it. Now

13:06

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13:10

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13:13

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13:16

who assisted question for you I would have

13:18

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13:25

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the conversation that we had discussing what Does.

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13:33

years ago, Twenty fifteen seconds of

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13:39

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13:57

able thirty two thousand and fifteen

14:00

Yeah? That word,

14:02

fleek, has been around since like last summer. Oh,

14:05

God. Okay. I've never used

14:07

it. I

14:09

see it now and then. Somebody referred to

14:11

me as something being on fleek. And

14:14

I don't know what that means. What does fleek mean? Like

14:16

on point. But what does it mean? It

14:19

doesn't mean... Like, the word,

14:21

fleek, doesn't mean anything. Are

14:23

you sure? Yeah. This

14:26

girl on Vine. Yeah? Like

14:29

last June. Okay. That

14:31

was talking about her eyebrows. Right. She's like,

14:33

eyebrows on fleek. But what does that mean

14:35

though? On fleek. Nothing.

14:37

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14:40

just on

14:42

point. It has no meaning. Fleek

14:45

has no meaning. It's not like a short

14:47

term for anything. But there's like something that

14:49

is not something that is cool in the

14:51

world called fleek. And... No, no, no, no,

14:53

no, no, no. It's just a word.

14:55

She just came up with a word. Oh. Can we come up with

14:57

a word now? No. Have

15:01

you used fleek? Have you used fleek? Yes,

15:03

you used... Have you more used fleek? Is

15:06

it like a fabric saucer? More

15:08

is not even paying attention. You're on your phone. If you're

15:11

gonna be a part of the conversation, join the conversation. I

15:13

have many jobs to do and that's one of... What were

15:15

you doing right now? Periscoping? No, I was checking our Twitter.

15:17

Okay. I just...

15:19

I didn't know what it meant. I didn't know if somebody

15:21

was insulting me or they were being sarcastic or what they

15:23

were doing. They were saying that you, like your whole everything

15:25

about you, that you said it was on fleek? Nah.

15:28

I think it was a scarf comment. To

15:31

be honest with you. I will say that

15:33

person is correct. Like 100% of your scarves

15:36

and your... Every

15:38

single time you're wearing a scarf, scarves on

15:40

fleek. Yeah, I

15:42

don't know about that. My belly on fleek. Your

15:44

belly is on fleek. Your butt... Your belly ate

15:46

fleek. Your best friend. But

15:49

is that... Okay, so is it something intentional,

15:51

right? Like... Yes! I think

15:53

it's... Honestly, it's like supercalifragilisticexpia. It's what

15:55

you want it to mean. You

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19:20

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