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r slash. Am I the butthole
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for refusing to let my husband pull four
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thirteen thousand dollars out of my account without signing
1:18
a contract? I'm a thirty six year old
1:20
woman, and I've been married to my husband
1:22
who's forty two for two years. I've
1:25
never been married before him, but
1:27
he was married twice and has six kids.
1:29
He requested that our finances be split,
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which is fine by me because seeing
1:34
how he blows through his money is so
1:36
frustrating. He says that he has
1:38
kids, commitments, and has to provide
1:41
but I don't think that kids would need that much
1:43
money to live like the other kids. His
1:45
bank account is almost always
1:47
empty, whereas mine has over twenty
1:49
thousand dollars. We take turns paying
1:51
for daily expenses and stuff. Lately,
1:54
he's been struggling with money. He
1:56
borrowed from a number of people, including
1:58
my own broad about four thousand
2:00
dollars from him just a week ago. He
2:03
just seemed desperate for money.
2:05
I asked him what the deal was. and
2:07
he said that he needed the money for the kids,
2:10
which seemed fishy since the kids don't
2:12
really need that much money for their expenses. The
2:14
oldest is sixteen. So he
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asked to borrow fourteen thousand dollars
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from me. He wants to pull the money from
2:20
my account and put it into his. I
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tried asking him what he needed the money for,
2:25
but he said that it was none of my business.
2:27
Then he insisted that he would return
2:29
the money ASAP. I said, okay,
2:31
but only under the condition that he would
2:33
sign a contract stating that he would return
2:35
the money in full. He acted all shocked
2:38
and offended, then went on about how I
2:40
don't trust him in his word. I told
2:42
him that was my one and only condition.
2:44
He kept ranting about how I'm refusing
2:46
to help and making the situation more difficult
2:49
for him instead of cooperating. I
2:51
insisted on a contract to be signed
2:53
before he even gets a penny from me. And
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this morning when I told him this one more
2:58
time, he blew up and said that we're
3:00
a family and that I should be ashamed for involving
3:02
courts and lawyers between family. He
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left the house and was so upset
3:06
that he hasn't responded to any of my calls
3:08
yet. Am I the butthole for standing
3:11
my ground with this condition? Then
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OP posted an update. I tried
3:15
talking to him after he got home. And
3:17
when I tried pressing him to tell me what he
3:19
needs the money for, he gave me the same
3:21
attitude and said, You don't have to worry
3:23
about it. I still stood by my
3:25
condition and he called me effing
3:27
useless. Then he stormed
3:29
off to spend the night doing who knows what.
3:31
Alright. OP, something's
3:34
fishy here. I don't know exactly what's
3:36
going on, but this sounds
3:38
and feels like the behavior of
3:40
someone with an addiction. either
3:42
drugs or gambling or
3:45
prostitution, whatever. Like, this guy
3:47
burned through, what, four thousand
3:49
dollars in one week. That's
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like, eight hundred bucks a day. And
3:53
now he needs fourteen thousand dollars
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for what? For what? Man, if you go
3:58
to a bank and you went alone, you can't just be like,
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dear mister bank person, please give me
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a hundred thousand dollars. I'm not gonna
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tell you what it's for, but I promise
4:06
you you'll get it back eventually. Nah,
4:08
man. Nah. Of course, the bank is gonna
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ask what it's for because if it's for something
4:12
stupid, they'll never see their money again.
4:14
So if a bank has that requirement, it's
4:17
perfect reasonable for you to have that requirements
4:19
as well. This, if I had to guess,
4:21
this feels like gambling. Because if this
4:23
guy is using four thousand dollars
4:25
worth of drugs in one week, then
4:27
you you would definitely notice it in his behavior.
4:30
This got to be crazily tweaked
4:32
out. But slot machines, you can
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burn through four thousand dollars on the slot
4:36
super fast. So I think this guy probably
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has a gambling addiction. OP, I'm
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giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm
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giving your husband two point five out of
4:44
five buttholes. Part of me wants to give him
4:46
a harsher score, but to be
4:48
honest, I think your husband is sick
4:50
o p. In my opinion, your
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two options from here are to either cut
4:54
him off or fight for him to get
4:56
better. Am I the butthole for getting
4:58
my aunt and uncle kicked out of their house for
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not letting my husband and I sleep together?
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I'm a twenty seven year old man, and
5:04
I'm married to a twenty eight year old man.
5:07
He's the love of my life. I'd
5:09
only ever dated women before him,
5:11
but when I met him, I
5:13
realized I was by and we
5:15
fell in love. We got married in the
5:17
fall of two thousand eighteen, so
5:19
it's been almost four years. We
5:21
now live in Vermont. My whole
5:23
family is from a small town in Texas,
5:25
a super conservative Catholic
5:27
area. I was raised there, but
5:29
my dad got a job in New York City when
5:31
I was fifteen. The culture shock
5:33
was difficult. We went from
5:35
living in rural Texas to living in
5:37
an apartment in Manhattan. My
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parents didn't sell our house in Texas.
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Instead, they allowed our aunts and
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uncle who had just had their third child
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to move in while charging them a small
5:48
rent. In college, when I came
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out as by, my brother and
5:52
dad were very supportive. My
5:54
mom needed some time to accept. The
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rest of my family reacted poorly
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at first, but never came around.
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During visits, we stayed with my aunts and
6:03
uncle at my old house, but because
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we weren't married, we weren't allowed to share
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a bed. We didn't argue we
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would both rather keep the peace. ever
6:11
since I came out as by, instead of
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staying with my aunt and uncle, we would rent a
6:15
motel room. During COVID, we
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didn't visit them. But this summer,
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my parents and brother decided to go visit
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my hometown again for two weeks,
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and they invited my husband and I.
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I wanted to get a motel room again,
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but my aunt and uncle insisted that
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my brother, husband, and I stay with
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them. The first night sleeping
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situation was being discussed after my
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cousins went to bed. My aunt
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and uncle wanted me and my brother to take
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the spare room and my husband
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to take the couch. All three
6:43
of us took issue with that. They
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snapped that we're not really married
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because we're gay and that they had kids
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in the house. They said that it would be
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a bad influence on their kids. This
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hurt my husband's feelings and
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he started crying and ran out of the
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room. When my husband ran
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out, my uncle had the audacity to
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start laughing. That's when I
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saw red. I started
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cussing them out so loudly that my
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young cousins came to investigate. I
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told them that if they don't go apologize to
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my husband immediately, then I
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was going to tell my dad what just happened.
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And I was going to make sure to have them
7:19
kicked out of the house that was still in my
7:21
parents name. My brother backed
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me up on everything that I was saying.
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They started backtracking, saying that we
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were still welcome in their house, but we
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had to follow their rules. I
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responded that it wasn't really
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their house. I told them that
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if I headed my way, they would
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be homeless. Their kids started
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crying because they heard me say that they
7:41
were all going to be homeless, so we
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left. My husband was on the
7:45
porch crying, and I promised
7:47
him that I would never subject him to
7:49
that again. I told my dad what
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happened. and to say that
7:53
my dad was angry would be an
7:55
understatement. He served them
7:57
as sixty day eviction notice.
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I've been getting calls, texts, and Facebook
8:02
messages from my family calling me a
8:04
butthole. I wanna know, am I
8:06
the butthole for allowing my young cousins
8:08
to end up homeless? Is it
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fair that they have to pay for what my aunt and
8:12
uncle said to me and my husband? Okay.
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So this story is kinda
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strange because really you're
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not actually involved in
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what happened here. Like, yeah,
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they were mean to you and you told your dad,
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but this is your dad's decision. Right?
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he's the one who owns the house. He's
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the one who evicted your uncle and aunt.
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So if they should be mad at anyone, they should
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be mad at him, not you.
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The only thing that you did OP is tell your dad
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what happened. So as far as
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I'm concerned, you get a super easy
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zero out of five buttholes. You
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defended your husband and told your
8:46
father what happened to you, which is a
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very very reasonable thing to do.
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Also, I'm giving your dad zero out of
8:52
five buttholes. I don't blame him in the slightest
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for kicking your aunt and uncle out.
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Your aunt and uncle, however, get three
8:58
out of five buttholes. Am I the
9:00
butthole for publicly humiliating my
9:02
mom? I'm a twenty four year old woman
9:04
and I have a half brother Ethan
9:06
who's seventeen. When I was sixteen,
9:08
our mother married her new husband,
9:10
and she now has two kids with him.
9:12
Ethan's father isn't in his life,
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so he stays with him full time.
9:16
but I spend more time with my dad and his
9:18
family because I just get along with him
9:20
better. I love my mom, but
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she can be a bit much sometimes, so
9:24
I rarely see her. Ethan and
9:26
I text occasionally. It was my
9:28
mother's birthday a few days ago. And
9:30
while I was visiting, I noticed that
9:32
Ethan and my newborn half sibling
9:34
weren't around. I asked my mom
9:36
where they were. And she said that
9:38
she asked Ethan to check up on the baby while
9:40
she took a break. By the way, we
9:42
were all in the back yard, which is a huge
9:44
backyard. But sometime
9:47
later, I still couldn't find Ethan.
9:49
So I went to Ethan's room and
9:51
he's rocking the baby while she's
9:53
inconsolable and he's crying too because
9:55
the baby won't stop crying. There were
9:57
diapers and baby formula
9:59
everywhere and he was saying that he tried
10:01
everything but she just wouldn't stop
10:03
crying. Somehow, I managed
10:05
to calm them both down, and I
10:07
asked Ethan why he didn't just call someone
10:09
for help. He said that he's
10:11
usually really good at this, and mom
10:13
makes him take care of the baby all the time,
10:15
so he just panicked. He then
10:17
told me that he helped out with our other
10:19
haps' when she was a baby as well and
10:21
still takes care of her. I was really
10:23
upset. I mean, yeah,
10:25
there's nothing wrong with needing a break.
10:27
but Ethan's a seventeen year old
10:30
boy. He's not a father or a
10:32
mother, but apparently he
10:34
takes care of our half siblings more than our
10:36
mom and stepdad does?
10:38
I walked up to my mom while she was
10:40
talking to a group of people and
10:42
basically told her that I can't believe
10:44
she's dumping all her response liabilities
10:46
on Ethan. She knew what I was
10:48
talking about immediately and told me to
10:50
relax and that Ethan likes it blah
10:52
blah blah. I told her that while she
10:54
was out here having a blast, her
10:56
son was sobbing in his room
10:58
because of how overwhelmed he was.
11:00
She got really red and everyone
11:02
went silent, which was awkward,
11:04
but yeah, I later got
11:06
a call from my mom saying that she
11:08
respects my opinions on the situation,
11:11
but that I didn't need to publicly
11:13
humiliate her in front of her friends and
11:15
coworkers. Apparently, her
11:17
boss was there too, and he's being
11:19
very cold to her. I don't know. I
11:21
just can't get Ethan out of my head.
11:23
Am I the butthole? Hopefully, let's
11:25
be clear. You didn't
11:28
embarrass your mother. Your mother
11:30
embarrassed your mother. What's actually
11:32
going on here is she's being a
11:34
bad mom and you're being a good
11:36
sister. OP, you and Ethan get
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zero out of five buttholes. Your
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the butthole for tricking my husband
13:21
into eating the food that I cooked him by
13:23
making him think that his mom sent
13:25
it? My husband, Nikki loves
13:27
his mom's cooking. He always
13:30
praises her for the food that she makes
13:32
and even mentioned it in his room
13:34
speech at the wedding. I consider myself a
13:36
good cook. In fact, I'll just
13:38
say it. I'm an even better cook than his
13:40
mom. But the problem is,
13:42
he doesn't even wanna try my cooking or
13:44
give me a chance to prove it. I thought
13:46
this would change after marriage, but
13:48
five months later nothing's
13:50
changed. So what does he eat if
13:52
he's not eating what I'm cooking? You
13:54
ask? He's requested that his mom
13:56
sends him a meal every
13:58
day to eat for dinner after getting
14:00
off work. except for the weekend where we go
14:02
over to her house and he eats breakfast,
14:04
lunch, dinner, and dessert
14:06
there. Every single
14:09
day he comes home and asks if
14:11
his mom sent him a meal. I grew
14:13
irritated of this. And whenever I
14:15
try to offer him to taste any of the food
14:17
that I cooked, he would just lay in bed and
14:19
say that he's full. So
14:21
I came up with an idea. I cooked
14:23
him the same meal that his mom
14:25
sent him that day and put it aside until
14:27
he got home. he asked if his
14:29
mom sent him a meal for dinner. I
14:31
said yes and served him
14:33
my version of the meal, not
14:35
hers. he didn't notice anything
14:37
different. He ate the whole thing with no
14:39
hesitation while I sat across from him
14:41
asking him questions about how good the
14:43
meal was. He went on and on
14:45
praising it, saying how perfect
14:47
exceptional it was, how it was
14:49
just what he needed after a long day
14:51
at work. I smiled and
14:53
said, you're welcome. He
14:55
froze and looked at me for a minute.
14:57
He looked down at the plate, then
14:59
back at me and said, wait,
15:02
you made this, didn't you? I
15:04
said with my own hands and
15:06
from scratch. His face
15:08
suddenly went red and he got upset and said
15:10
this was not cool. I told him
15:12
that he never even gave me a chance to show
15:14
him how good my cooking is and that he's
15:16
probably just used to his mom's cooking.
15:18
and he's rejecting all other
15:20
alternatives, which is just unfair to
15:22
me. He said that I shouldn't have lied to
15:24
him and tricked him into
15:26
eating food that he had no idea where it
15:28
came from. I said that he liked it and he
15:30
admitted that it was good. So what's
15:32
the issue? He got up from his
15:34
seat through the napkin, said that I
15:36
was unbelievable and walked
15:38
out. He got quiet the rest
15:40
of the evening. then posted
15:42
about it on his Facebook and a
15:44
vague post about being tricked into eating
15:46
someone else's food like that. I
15:48
felt guilty and bad. thinking,
15:50
maybe I really shouldn't have done this,
15:52
but I was frustrated with how he kept
15:54
turning down every meal that I tried to cook them
15:56
and then say, No things.
15:58
I prefer mom's food. Am I
16:01
the butthole?
16:02
What?
16:03
Okey, why'd you marry
16:05
this guy? This guy literally won't
16:07
eat a single bite of food that you cook
16:09
him. And he has mommy making a
16:11
meal every single day and you're like,
16:13
yep, that's the guy I wanna
16:15
marry. And also, one thing that's kind
16:17
of unclear, so I don't wanna speculate on it
16:19
too much, but the way this is written,
16:21
it sounds like the mother only makes
16:23
a meal for him that she
16:25
never makes any extra so that o p can
16:27
eat too. And if that's true,
16:29
then not only is your husband disrespecting
16:31
you, but your mother-in-law is
16:33
too. this story, this is just bizarre
16:35
o p. This is your
16:39
husband's weird. Okay. Opie.
16:41
Please divorce this guy. You're only like five
16:43
months in, so you haven't really invested too much.
16:46
Just move on. This guy is a pathetic
16:48
mama's boy who needs to cut the umbilical
16:50
cord. And like besides, what's he
16:52
gonna do when his mom dies? Just
16:54
starve to death, I guess. OP, you
16:56
get zero out of five buttholes. Your
16:58
husband gets two out of five buttholes.
17:00
Am I the butthole for saying that I won't
17:02
cuddle my infertile sister anymore?
17:04
My sister, Julie, has tried to have a
17:06
baby for five years. She had
17:08
a miscarriage two years ago and outside
17:11
of that has been unable to get
17:13
pregnant. My heart hurts
17:15
for her. However, one thing that
17:17
I don't agree with is how my family has
17:19
handled it. We're just not allowed
17:21
to talk about babies around
17:23
Julie. Any kids younger than three can't
17:25
come to family events that she's going to
17:27
attend. She wanna attend baby showers,
17:30
baptism, etcetera. That last one I
17:32
understand, but the rest feels like
17:34
overkill. I got pregnant last year.
17:36
Julie was the first person I told about
17:38
it, and she reiterated her
17:40
boundary. I said that I understood.
17:42
The first hurdle came with my
17:44
baby shower. My mother-in-law was throwing
17:46
it, and I didn't expect Julie
17:49
to come. Then my mom told
17:51
me that I shouldn't have a baby shower
17:53
period out of respect. I
17:55
said that was ridiculous. She
17:57
didn't have to come, so why did it
17:59
matter? Only three people from
18:01
my side of the family came to the
18:03
shower. When my son was born, I posted a
18:05
birth announcement on Facebook. My
18:07
parents lectured me for this and said that
18:09
it was going to hurt Julie. I said
18:11
that she could just block or mute
18:13
me. They said that I should make
18:15
the effort. Julie echoed
18:17
that if I cared, I'd
18:19
stop. I ended up blocking her just to save
18:21
drama. My aunt's seventieth
18:23
birthday party is next week. My
18:25
husband and I plan to go bringing our
18:27
son. Julie called and asked if we
18:29
were going. She then asked for me to get
18:31
a sitter for our son. I
18:33
said no. Julie doesn't want to
18:35
miss the party. My aunt is
18:37
one of the few people who agree that Julie's
18:39
boundaries aren't fair and she wants my son
18:41
there because she doesn't get to see him
18:43
often. Truly got upset and
18:45
started crying, saying that I
18:47
was unfair. I finally snapped and
18:49
asked what would happen when she got
18:51
pregnant? Would we all be expected to shower
18:53
her with a love and attention that she refused
18:55
to give other people's kids? Will
18:57
her baby be allowed to attend events? She
18:59
said that was different. I
19:01
said, no. I am not coddling
19:04
her anymore. My son
19:06
exists. He's family and he's
19:08
coming. She can decide if she wants to come
19:10
or not. My parents yelled at
19:12
me for being mean to Julie. offered
19:14
to pay for a sitter, but I said no.
19:16
It's not even Julie's house. Am
19:18
I the butthole? Yeah. O. P.
19:20
I'm on your side. There's nothing
19:22
wrong with placing boundaries, but her boundaries
19:24
are way too big. It's like she
19:26
crossed over your boundaries to draw
19:28
her boundary within your boundaries.
19:31
Also, the point that you brought up about her child
19:33
totally makes sense. OP, I'm
19:35
giving you zero out of five buttholes. While
19:37
I do sympathize with Julie,
19:39
she's taking this too far, so I'm giving her one
19:42
point five out of five buttholes.
19:44
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