Rum Doings in the flesh! At last, at long long last, we're in the same room, for episode 119. Not discussing Skype, we celebrate our corporeal companionship by drinking some actual, proper rum. It's like the good old days.

What the hell is John's problem with booth babes? Why does John deserve all the thanks? And then Nick decides to once more wander into the topic of trans matters.

Of course we stumble briefly into the story about Jimmy Saville, but then quickly move on to John's holiday to Nazi Austria. This takes us to a comparison of the London and Vienna natural history museums, and naturally onto the most efficient way to buy a Starbucks. Things take a slightly odder tone, and then everything comes to an abrupt end when Nick refuses to carry on with Victoria in the room. And thank goodness, after what Nick said.