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You're listening to Ruthy's Table four in
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partnership with Montclair. I
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may not know what makes a good comedian,
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but I do know what makes a good father. And
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last night, when I met Judd Apatow in
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the West End production of Cabaret in London,
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where his daughter Maude is playing the lead role
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of Sally Bowles, he told me this
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was the eighth time he'd seen it in three weeks.
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And if I may not know what makes a good
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comedian, Judd certainly does.
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His advice to kickstart your
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writing process, come up with a topic and
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write down as many jokes or one liners
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as you can think of. Don't be
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scared if your first draft doesn't want to make
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you laugh out loud, or if you don't find your
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own writing funny. I think
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they are definite parallels in comedy and
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cooking, and I can imagine paraphrasing
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the second sentence telling an aspiring chef
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not to be scared if the first attempt doesn't
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taste right. Comedy and
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cooking children and acting, laughing
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and eating movies and restaurants. Today
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we're here in the River Cafe, and Jed and
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I will cover them more for after all
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I said and done. Life is a cabaret.
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I agree with that eight
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times more
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times this weekend too.
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So lovely, yeah, why not? So
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I want to talk to you about cabaret. But for the moment
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you've just come from the pastry kitchen
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or the recipe you chairs, pistachio
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ice cream is being made.
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I'm Bellatups, I'm the head pastry chef
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at the River Cafe, and these are
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our ice cream machines and they've actually
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got quite a small drum make like roughly
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two liters of ice cream. Here
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is our lovely pistachio base,
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which is essentially plain
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custard that has had the pistashia
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paste stirred through it. We
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do churn. It
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makes a delightful noise probably, I mean
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for this amount, it will take like four
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or five minutes, like nothing crazy. So
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you can have a look on the topic. You
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can see it's sort of lightly creasing. We know
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that it's nearly there, but I'll
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turn it to churn. Then
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this will just go into the freezer until it's
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frozen fully. And
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in the restaurant, what we'd do is just before
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service, we'd get the ice creams out to temper
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you mean like you would do at home so
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that you can get a lovely scoop from it,
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but that it only takes
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like five minutes. But just
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make sure you're using a cupful
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of hot water and dipping your scoop in every time
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so you get a perfect scoop. Thank
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you very much, pleasure enjoy first,
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lovely to meet you too. I hope you have a lovely meta.
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What did you think?
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I'm always impressed by people who know how to cook,
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because as much as I like
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food, I don't have enough interest in making
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it because I always feel like there's someone who makes
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it better, fair enough. So why would I make myself mediocre
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food? I can go to you and get great
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food. Like it's been eight hours
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doing the bad version of what you do.
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Well, would you like to start by reading
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the recipe for the pistachio ice cream?
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Okay, this is the pistachio
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ice cream recipe from the River Cafe.
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It serves ten or
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me alone. One
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thing I learned during the pandemic is it is possible
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to eat a pint of ice cream, finish
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it, and then start another one and
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finish it. Okay, here's
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what you need. You need two hundred grams of unsalted,
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shelled pistachios, four
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hundred grams of castor sugar, plus
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an extra eighty grams, seven
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hundred milli liters of full fat
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milk, no oat
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milk, the real stuff, three
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hundred milliliters double cream,
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and ten large egg
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yolks. You know, in every performance
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of Cabaret, it's a scene where Mode
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has a crack open an in
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a cup and eat it on stage
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every night.
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That's acting for you, that is disciplined.
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Its to do that.
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It's like that movie with a Nick cage where
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he I think it was vampire's kiss and
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he ate a bug in it like a cockroach
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in a scene that's Mod's equivalent.
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Yeah, i'd ag a day is quite a
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lot.
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It's a very method. Okay, here we go.
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Roast the pistachios in a dry frying
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pan over medium heat.
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Blend roasted pistachos in a
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food processor with eighty grams of sugar
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and mix to a fine paste. Heat
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the milk and cream to just
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below boiling.
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In a bowl. Beat together egg.
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Yolks and four hundred grams of sugar. Add
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warm milk and cream into the egg and sugar.
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Return this custard mixture to a thick
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bottomed pan and cook slowly
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over heated and low
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heat until it reaches eighty two degrees.
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Remove from the heat, stir in
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the pistachio paste and then or through a fine
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sieve.
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Or what do we call it in our country? We call
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it a strainer.
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A strainer into a bowl and leave to cool. Cool,
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then churn in an ice
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cream machine. You gotta get an ice cream machine.
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Oh yeah, I do have one.
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No, I don't dangerous so to be
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for me to own my own ice cream machine and.
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Making pints and pipes. So
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when you are making a movie, okay, you're
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on the set of forty year Old Virgin, one
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of my favorites, or Knocked Up? What
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do you do about food for your.
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Crew on a movie?
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Every day lunch is basically
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a buffet, and I have trouble
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not taking too much from any buffet. Yeah,
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Like, that's one of my issues is like this,
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you know, fried chicken there, I'm not going to get like
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one wing. I mean,
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I'm gonna like it's hard for me not to take full advantage.
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So when I make movies, for
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the most part, I don't
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I can't.
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Go to where the food is, like there's
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usually a tent.
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I have to just have someone tell me what's
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there and have them bring it back. And
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because I'll just go to like the cheap
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lemon cake, you know, like I'll
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have ice cream Sundays, and
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then I fall asleep in the afternoon and I get.
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Really tired.
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And you like eating because it makes you feel such
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up, but you have to go back to work, right, So then
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so you are careful, I mean, well you don't
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go to thee But then I mean.
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I get weak.
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So usually about like two thirds through a movie,
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I lose my will and then by
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the end I'm just gaining weight and binging.
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But but for a while, I'll
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try to control myself. Although when we shot The King of Staten
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Island, we were shooting in
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Staten Island. We were there for months,
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and they got good pizza and Staten Island,
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so it was pretty hard not to flip out
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for pizza. But if I could like lose weight
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before a shoot starts, then by
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the end of the shoot I am
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overweight, but not insanely overweight.
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I have to like get a lower baseline to.
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Start, so I have to pretend I'm like Christian
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Bale playing a skinny person, and I like
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lose Weight to begin and then.
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It falls apart.
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What are you writing at the moment?
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I'm trying to write a movie right now to shoot
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next year, which
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is you
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know, it's a little bit about like what's happening in the world
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of comedy at this moment
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where everyone doesn't know what they can say. So
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I'm trying to write about people not
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knowing where the line is.
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Do do you know where the line is?
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Well, for me, the line is never
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that complicated, because I think if your heart's in the right
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place, people know, and
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if your point is reasonable
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and kind, you can get away
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with all sorts of things. I think people can tell when
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you're being outrageous with no real
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point to it, and some
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people love that, and I think that's fine. I
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think it's fine for anyone to enjoy anything
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like It's like music. You might like heavy metal,
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you might like country music. Everyone picks
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their flavor. I think it's hard when people
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feel like they're getting force
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fed the flavor they don't want and
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then suddenly like why you
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have to say, well, you don't have to listen to.
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That or watch that. But
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it's definitely a tricky time. So I'm trying to.
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Find it be a movie about a comedian.
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Not a comedian about a writer. And
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so I just finished the draft of that. Hopefully
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I'll get to do that next year.
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One of my favorite movies of a
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long, long time ago was King of Comedy.
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Yeah you like that Jerry Lewis
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and Robert de Niro and Sandra Bernhard
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one of my favorite movies. Loved it when it came
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out, wasn't a big hit. It came out
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after the attempted assassination
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of Ronald Reagan, so the
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whole plot line of kidnapping a celebrity
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freaked people out a bit and
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also obsessed fans freak
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people out at the time. But as the decades
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have passed, I think people realize it's one of Martin
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Scorcey's best movies.
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I haven't seen it again, I have so many times
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I'd like to see it.
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In fact, it's one of the movies I watch to
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pay attention to the cinematography
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and the shot selection because it's
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very alive, but it's covered
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in a way that really works for comedy. So
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seeing how Scorsese shoots humor
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is really helpful. So I always watch.
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It for me. What was interesting about
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that was the movie was the idea that
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comedians had to be funny, And you
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know, is Steve Martin funny? Is Meilbrooks
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funny? As I
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think when I did my talk about Mailbrooks,
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I said something that people we always think about as a
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man who makes us laugh, but I also think about
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the man who talks about Bankroft
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and what happened when she died. There is the pressure,
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as someone who writes about funniness
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or humor to be funny. Do you
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feel that people expect
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you to?
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I mean, it is a weird pressure to try to
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be funny in your work all day. It's kind of an unnatural
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state.
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You know.
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Most people don't try to be funny that often. So
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imagine sitting in office and trying to
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be funny for ten straight first. I
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mean, it's you're kind of a weird person
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to like just be in that gear all
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the time and looking for it all the time. So
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it does get a little exhausting to be in
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that headspace looking at life through
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that lens. Ye, what's weird about
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this? What's funny about this? The good part about it
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is that when you're in comedy. When bad things happen,
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you don't go oh, no, a bad thing happened, you go, oh,
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this would be a great story.
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And so sometimes when things go.
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Really bad, like I threw out the first
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pitch at a Mets baseball
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game, and I thought, well, if
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it goes bad, it's a good story, and if it goes good,
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it's just good.
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And so there is a way of looking
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at life.
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How did it go.
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It wasn't in the middle.
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It wasn't bad enough to be a good story,
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and it wasn't good enough to not be a
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triumph.
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It was just like, that's a big deal.
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That's a big deal getting to to I mean again
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for the listeners who may live in some other
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country. That's where was it.
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It was a city field
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in New York and it was the Mets versus Yankees, so it was
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sold out. There were fifty two thousand people there.
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Yeah, and was
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terrifying. And I always joke
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that the worst part was when they announced
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me throwing out the first
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pitch. I didn't really get
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more than a very small smatter of applause,
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and I thought, I think I'm more famous than this.
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I mean, I'm from New York. Aren't
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I a beloved son of New York? And I realized
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that no one cares about me.
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It was they just wanted the game to start.
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It was like a politician was doing it.
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Yeah, maybe they don't do it for anyone.
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Absolutely, did you grow up in New York?
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We lived on Long Island where siast
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would bury. Area of Long Island.
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A lot of bagels being eaten there. Yeah,
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it's a big bagel town. At midnight, you'd
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go to the bagel place while they were cooking him and get
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them right out of the oven.
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There's nothing like a bagel that's
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Also, West Coast isn't as good?
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Is it that New Yorkers always say it's Some
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people have said it's the water that
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makes it good. Then we heard that theory that they
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say the reason you can't have a good bagel outside
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of New York is the water in New York?
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Is that true? You understand how the bread works?
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Because also I think that maybe i've
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had bagels. It's really hard to insult
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a country's bagels.
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When someone has a good bagel.
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But we know. But they took me once to the
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East End to what's that street? Do you know Bricklay
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Brickday bagels, and they're bagels and the British
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are really really proud of them. So I
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have got a podcast that I would like to go on and
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on, So I won't say I think that, but when you have
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a New York bagel, it makes all the difference,
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you know, I think that. But I don't know about La bagels.
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How are they?
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Theyre pretty much the same.
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There's some people who seem to have cracked
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the code.
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I don't know. They're bringing some water from New York
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or maybe the whole water thing is a mess.
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That the whole thing is a mess. Yeah, rightctly and
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everybody. So you grew up in Long
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Island eating bagels and smelling bagels,
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and what was the food like in your house?
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Uh?
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Not impressive. I can't say my
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late mother was a master chef.
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We had a very small rotation of chicken,
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chicken, cutlet, salmon, sometimes
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like.
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A pot roast. Our.
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Vegetable was usually peas and corn. I
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don't think broccoli got cooked in my house. Yeah.
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I think I refused to eat a salad till
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mid twenties.
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Yeah, maybe you didn't know, but we didn't grow up
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on salads.
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There wasn't a lot of salads, a lot of Chinese food happening.
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There was going out for it.
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Going out fair amount of McDonald's happening.
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But then my parents opened a restaurant.
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Oh yeah, so just going back one step.
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Your mother would cook the pot roast of the chicken.
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Did she work well? They
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owned a restaurant.
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And then when she was doing the restaurant, you'd
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come home and have supper. How many in the family there
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was five, five of us
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children.
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And at some point I think my mom made
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all the cakes for the restaurant. She started
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cooking the desserts for it. And
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I was a dishwasher.
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What was a restaurant.
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It was called Raisins and it was like,
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I don't know what you would call it, American continental.
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It was like steak, lobster, chicken,
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parmesan. It was it seemed like some
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Italian some hamburgers.
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And I, you know, they bring.
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In a big bag of muscles, Give me
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a brush.
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I'd have to clean the muscles and pull
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the hair out of the muscles.
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What a nightmare.
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No one, No one's paid enough money to rip hairs
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off a mussel. I have nightmares
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about someone going, can you do the muscles today?
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We'll go check it the way we could have set a pistachio
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ice cream. We could, Well, we don't do muscles.
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Actually, I don't know.
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I don't like muscles that much. I like clams,
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but I'm not a big muscle.
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I'm not.
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I didn't mind peeling the potatoes and give me a fifty
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pound bag of potatoes. I'm happy to feel them cut
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them into French fries myself. I got no issue
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with that.
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So let's go back to raisins. Your father,
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he wasn't a chef, so they just did it as a business
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as a business. So before that he was he
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was working in the record business.
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And well, my grandfather was a jazz
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producer who produced Charlie Parker
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and the first Janis
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Joplin record.
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His name was Bobby Shadd.
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What was the first Janis jopord?
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It was called Big Brother in the Holding Company,
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which is her first album My
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generation.
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Yeah, and that I can remember the cover
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of the the Big Brother. Yeah, hold on take
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a little piece of.
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My Heart right, that's right, that was on
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that record that dad produced, that my grandfather
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did.
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Your grandfather, it had that song down on me
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a song of hers.
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And so my father
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worked for him when I was a kid for a while,
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and they had some friends and owned
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a tennis equipment store,
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and then they all went into business with this.
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Restaurant in your local town.
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My local town. I remember, well,
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I was getting four bucks an hour. I was so excited.
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I started working there at fifteen, and
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then I became the salad man.
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Oh I see, so you were actually right
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in there.
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And then my friend Ron Garner started. He was
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on the grill making the steaks and the burghers.
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How old was he He.
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Was probably seventeen. And then at the end
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of the night, you know, we'd steal a lobster and head home.
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Wow. And this went on. But then you'd go to
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school the next day.
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I hope we went to school.
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But we loved making money, is the truth.
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You know, to be sixteen seventeen and have a little
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pocket money was
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was fun. And we put in a lot of hours,
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like we really worked there, you
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know, three or five nights a week,
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and.
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They so you can go to school, come home, eat,
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do your homework, and then go to the restaurant or not
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do your.
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Homework maybe sometimes sometimes no
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homework.
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Yeah, And did they do that because it was hard
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to get stuff, or was it that they wanted
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you there, or was the incentive
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of having your kid just kept me out
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of the house and they were out of that Your mom was
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what did sheep.
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Me out of trouble?
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What did she do there?
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My mom?
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Did she cook in the kitchen? Uh?
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No, just just at some point
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she started doing the cakes. I don't know if anyone
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wanted her to do the cakes.
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It's also the key.
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Was it a good Maybe she was.
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Forcing the cakes on everyone. I'm not saying she was good at
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it. I'm just saying she did it well.
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Did The question is did the restaurant
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carry on? Did it have a.
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Good lasted a little while, and then they sold
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it to someone Those people couldn't pay
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the money that they owed, and then they got it back,
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and then they owned it for a few more
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years and then they sold it. But it was a
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really fun part of our childhood. And
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rumor has it Billy Joel ate there once. I know
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you have a lot of celebrities here and all the
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doctor Dre's eating here, but we had one
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Billy Joel sighting in our
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whole history of the restaurant.
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I used to have seen him.
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Do you know I have met Billy Joel
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a few times?
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Did you ever come to my harou?
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I may have?
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Might say that was the best cake I've ever had.
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That's a big thing on Long Island is a
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Billy Joel.
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You know you had that song scenes from Italian restaurant,
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and so every Italian restaurant claimed
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it was written about their place, I
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see.
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But not yours because wasn't Italian, So
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it wasn't Italian.
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Yeah, we thought that our local pizzeria,
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Christiano's was.
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What he was writing about.
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Did you know The River Cafe has a shop. It's
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full of our favorite foods and designs.
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We have cookbooks, linen, napkins, kitchen
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ware, toad bags with our signatures.
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Class is from Venice, chocolates
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from Turin. You can find us right next
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door to the River Cafe in London or
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online at shopth Rivercafe
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dot co dot uk. Did
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you ever sit down for dinner with your parents
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around the table? Yes, for the restaurant
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or during the restaurant.
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Well, my parents got divorced when I was in middle
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school, and then I would do a fair amount
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of cooking for myself, like I was very
18:30
excited to learn how to use a walk. Okay,
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that was a big thing. To cut up steak and
18:35
broccoli and just pour an enormous amount of Kikuman's
18:38
soy sauce. And then I thought that was cooking. It
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was a three ingredients meal.
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Yeah, how did you come upon that? I
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wonder, But I think there was a period when
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everybody did walks, but for a teenage.
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Kid to do that, we thought that was fun.
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And also I remember on my kitchen island
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at home as a kid, it was a grill on
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the kitchen island. So I used
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to make hamburgers, and I really felt like a chef,
19:01
just like taking my hamburgers
19:03
every day and then my comfort food.
19:06
I would come home.
19:07
All my friends played sports and I didn't, so
19:09
I would come home by myself and I'd
19:12
watch like talk shows and I would
19:14
cook a grilled cheese sandwich. I
19:16
would get a vanilla
19:19
and chocolate Inimin's cake and
19:22
I would eat a bite of grilled cheese, bite
19:25
of the cake, little milk,
19:28
cheese cake, milk, and I
19:30
would do that for years.
19:32
You didn't understand the concept of dessert.
19:34
I enjoyed the interaction between
19:36
the grilled cheese and the chocolate cake. And
19:39
so we did a show called Freaks and Geeks, and
19:41
as a sequence of that.
19:43
I was going to ask about this. So Bill was one of my favorite
19:45
characters. I'm not sure. So that's
19:47
true that that is based on your
19:49
upbringing.
19:50
That was based on me sitting home watching comedians
19:52
cooking myself grilled cheese. And then
19:55
then much later in life, people were like, that's
19:57
really bad for you to eat because there was
20:00
so much butter involved, so
20:02
much or margarine whatever.
20:03
I was using the.
20:04
Grilled cheese sandwich, more in the cake.
20:05
In the grilled cheese, and that was your recipe.
20:07
How did you make a grilled cheese so much?
20:09
It was it was not fancy, it was wonderbread.
20:11
It was pure wonderbread, Fleischmann's
20:14
margarine, American
20:17
cheese, but American like but
20:19
like Kraft.
20:19
America already slice that right
20:22
then.
20:22
Even right now, I'm like, is that the best food
20:24
in the world?
20:25
Like, I don't know if any food tops it. I'm going to eat at
20:27
your restaurant today and I could.
20:28
Try and make your grilled cheese sandwich. Right I have challenging
20:31
finding the craft cheese and the wonder because Wonderbread
20:33
still exists.
20:34
It does still exist.
20:35
It's amazing that they called you know what it is. We
20:38
used to take a package of Wonderbread,
20:40
which was sliced white bread, and if you
20:42
put, like put your weight and squeezed
20:44
it, it would squeeze it too. You know, something
20:47
that was about a foot tall to
20:50
would go into about half an inch because
20:52
it was all air. It was just air. You
20:54
could just kind of squeeze it, right.
20:56
Only My wife pointed out when
20:58
I met her in my mid to late
21:00
twenties, that everything I ate
21:02
was unhealthy and disgusting.
21:05
She also pointed that out, like why
21:07
are you eating wonderbread? You know, there's like good bread
21:10
out there, there's good cheese out there, there's
21:12
good butter out there.
21:14
But first, on my first
21:16
date with Leslie, I made her chicken parmesan
21:19
and spaghetti with rag goo sauce
21:22
and wonderbread
21:25
with the bargarin and.
21:26
She still married you.
21:28
Yeah, the fact that there was a second date
21:30
is incredible. After that meal, she always
21:33
talks about the madness of that meal.
21:35
It's funny because I talked
21:37
to bob Byker and he can remember
21:39
exactly what he cooked. I thank you
21:41
for the first date with his wife Willow.
21:43
I did think about maybe doing
21:46
a guide to emotional eating. You
21:48
know, so what do you eat or cook when you're depressed?
21:51
When you want us to do? Somebody what you read her
21:53
cook you? Because eating is not
21:55
just hunger. It's emotion, isn't it.
21:57
Yeah, there's a Deepak Chopra book.
22:00
I think it's called What's
22:03
Eating You? Or Why are You Eating? And
22:06
it's about emotional
22:09
eating because way too
22:11
much of my eating is reward
22:14
eating or sedating
22:17
myself because I love to be stuffed. I
22:19
love to be stuffed, so all the blood goes to my stomach and
22:22
I am half conscious.
22:23
I enjoy that.
22:24
What do you do about that? Just that makes you sort of
22:26
wanted to It's just.
22:27
Like it's like being stoned, but on
22:30
eight pieces of pizza.
22:31
What's better than that? Well?
22:34
I'm not that fit thin. I'm riding two hundred right
22:36
now. Two hundred is my line. If I go above two hundred,
22:39
I know we're in trouble. I
22:41
should be at like one e eight.
22:45
Will you ever overweight?
22:47
Like?
22:47
Really? Over what?
22:48
I think the worst I got I almost got
22:50
to two ten in the early
22:52
pandemic era, and then I started
22:55
walking several hours every day, and
22:57
then I went vegetarian for a couple
22:59
of years. And do you think that it helped a
23:01
bit? Because I think I eat bad things with the meat.
23:04
Is that just the meat, it's what you put on it? Or
23:07
shame eating? A lot of shame eating. When
23:09
I was a kid, we used to hide things, right, So my
23:11
parents would buy like a box of like yodels
23:13
or ding dongs or something like that, and as
23:15
soon as they brought it home,
23:18
I would hide like half the box around
23:21
the house, you know, So there was a lot
23:23
of secretive eating halfens.
23:25
Did your mother noticed that she was.
23:26
Busy eating an entire box of chip wich ice
23:29
cream sandwiches alone?
23:31
When you then started? You went out to us
23:34
sate And so what was the food like?
23:36
There was that different from I got
23:38
it?
23:39
Well, I had no money, so I got a job making
23:41
burritos in the cafeteria
23:43
of US.
23:44
That's how I paid for my beer.
23:46
And when
23:48
I look back at what I ate, it's
23:51
amazing.
23:51
I'm alive.
23:52
Why because I think we just went and
23:54
had like Tommy's cheeseburgers at night.
23:56
And I don't even
23:58
think I thought then, I
24:00
don't even think I understood what nutrition was.
24:04
I never once thought you would eat
24:06
for energy for health. Food
24:09
was always for fun. When
24:12
I was a kid, we were like, let's go to beefsteak
24:14
Charlie's. There's an all you can eat ribs. I
24:16
mean, it was always food for fun. It was never
24:19
like, oh, that'll really keep
24:21
your head clear.
24:23
So USC and making burritos and
24:26
eating badly and studying what.
24:28
Studying cinema and writing? You
24:31
know, then that was the I didn't want
24:33
to do that.
24:33
I wanted to be a stand up comedian, but I couldn't think of
24:35
a major at college.
24:37
I don't teach that with college.
24:39
Well they do now, my friend Wayne Vetterman
24:41
teaches it at USC, but they didn't
24:43
then. So I just thought, well, what's kind
24:46
of like comedy? I guess
24:48
movies and writing. But I
24:50
wasn't dreaming of making movies.
24:53
I just wanted to be like Jane Lenno
24:55
or Jerry Seinfeld. I didn't care
24:57
about movies, and so I
24:59
was great at school. Then later when
25:02
I got some opportunities to write
25:04
movies, I realized, wait a second, I think I learned
25:06
how to do this at school.
25:07
Did you learn at school?
25:09
I think I know how to do this.
25:11
Education does have a point.
25:13
Yeah, maybe they bubbles.
25:14
Back up, and it doesn't mean I knew how to do
25:17
it well. But I think maybe
25:19
I had some irrational belief that
25:21
I could. So I had some
25:23
confidence from going to school, but
25:26
it was completely unearned. But it did
25:28
get me to sit my ass in a chair and write,
25:30
yeah, because I thought, oh, I guess I could
25:33
maybe do this solitary.
25:35
Or did you go to the famous writer's
25:37
rooms? Where did you start?
25:39
Where did I start writing?
25:40
Yeah?
25:40
Well I did stand up, and then slowly.
25:42
My friends started getting work. So
25:45
Adam Sandler was on Saturday Night Live, so
25:47
we don't try to help him write sketches.
25:49
And then as he did better,
25:51
you know, we would help out on movies
25:54
and different capacities. And I was writing
25:56
sketches with Jim Carrey for a Living Color.
25:58
I wasn't a writer on the show, but I would just help
26:00
him.
26:01
See what I once said, I told all the stuff.
26:03
I was really really excited because Foreign
26:06
Secretary John Kerrey was coming in
26:08
to dinner at the River Cafe and I, this is going to
26:10
be a really important night. At the end of the night, I
26:12
said, what's up? You don't seem really excited,
26:14
and they said, well, we thought it was Jim Cary.
26:18
They preferred Jim carry to John Carey.
26:20
I think we all still do you all still do
26:23
There's no moment where someone's like, oh,
26:26
man, I preferred John Carey
26:29
to Jim.
26:29
Carrey, but
26:33
to Jim Carrey.
26:34
Did you work on SNL?
26:35
I never could get a job there, So
26:39
I was helping out comedians
26:41
with their act. They used to write jokes for Roseanne
26:44
bar and people like that. And then I
26:46
met Ben Still and we created a sketch show called
26:48
The Ben Stiller Show, and that was my
26:50
first TV job.
26:53
And then that you stayed in LA. I
26:56
just stayed in LA and you were in your
26:58
twenties. Was in my twenties doing stand
27:00
up at night?
27:01
Were you earning the money for that just by
27:03
the work?
27:05
My rent was very low.
27:06
I got a very crappy apartment
27:08
with Adam Sandler, and I
27:10
mean the rent was so low it
27:13
was like we weren't stressed
27:15
to pay the rent because it was just a few hundred dollars.
27:17
And so I was writing jokes for people and working
27:20
at the American version of Comic Relief.
27:22
Oh really, what was it. What was the version?
27:24
It was for the homeless in the United States.
27:27
Robin Williams and Billy Crystal and Whoopie
27:29
Goldberg hosted it every year for a long
27:32
time, and that was my first job. So
27:34
between writing some jokes, doing
27:36
stand up, and working in comic really those
27:39
three things was enough
27:41
for me to pay my rent. Oh my
27:43
god, I found a
27:45
receipt the other day.
27:48
So when Adam Sandler got Saturday Night Live, he
27:50
just left and he left everything at the apartment,
27:53
including his wallet and driver's
27:56
license.
27:56
He literally just left. I don't know how he was able to get.
27:58
On the plane to go to New York,
28:00
because I still have his wallet from then.
28:02
So then the other day I went through.
28:06
And I went through it the other day as
28:08
I was going through some stuff and there was like a receipt
28:10
from a supermarket, and so I
28:13
took it out to read, like, well, what is this receipt?
28:16
And it was like what Adam would want to eat,
28:18
which was frosted flakes cupcakes.
28:22
Maybe it's like milk and.
28:23
Spaghetti, but it was just so
28:26
funny, like that was our life and
28:28
what we ate. And I took a picture of it and sent
28:30
it to Adam.
28:31
Would you still make pilcheese sandwiches?
28:34
Yes, I was still heavy in the rotation, but
28:36
for the most part, I mean, you
28:39
know, there was a real Hamburger
28:41
World.
28:41
There was a place called Jerry's Deli.
28:42
In the valley and we would eat there all
28:45
the time and have their Matza ball soup. And
28:48
that place was, you know, right on Ventura
28:50
Boulevard by Cold Water Canyon. It's not there
28:52
anymore, sadly, but a lot of our life
28:54
was based out of there. And then night we would go to the improv
28:57
and do stand up and try to get
28:59
our career is going after very
29:02
heavy after, not before, never
29:05
before. But at midnight I would
29:07
have fetichini alfredo, like four nights
29:09
a week.
29:17
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29:31
you. So
29:38
where'd you live?
29:40
We live in Los Angeles, Yeah, and
29:42
we spend some time in New York as well and
29:46
in LA kind of hard to find
29:48
the great restaurants in LA. I can't say
29:50
I'm happy about because
29:54
where we live in Brentwood. There's
29:56
so much traffic at two o'clock you can't go east
29:58
where all the good restaurants,
30:01
and so you're just stuck in your house because there's
30:03
like an hour traffic to move a mile.
30:05
And I went to a place called I was in LA
30:07
last week and I went to place called The Grill.
30:10
The Grill is I really liked it in Beverly
30:12
Hills. Excellent show
30:14
business lunch spots.
30:16
For the girl coming from England
30:19
and being in LA because people always want to take you to
30:22
the best French restaurant or Italian restaurant.
30:24
Actually we want to eat American food. Yeah,
30:26
And that was the kind of I don't want If they had a grilled
30:28
cheese sandwich there Where can you get a really
30:31
good grilled cheese sandwich in a restaurant.
30:34
I've rarely gotten a great grilled
30:36
cheese sandwich in a restaurant, but that could
30:39
be because they don't have the wonderbread
30:41
and.
30:41
The craft cheese. Is there
30:43
any place you can walk to?
30:45
No, it's not walking.
30:46
We like it here because we could walk everywhere
30:49
and there's an amazing restaurant every like eighty
30:51
feet. And people don't like when you pop by
30:53
in La. If you just show up at their house, they're like,
30:56
why are you in my house?
30:57
Here?
30:58
You know, in New York it's a a little easy. Although
31:00
I did get to spend time with our friend mel Brooks.
31:03
Recently, I know.
31:03
Tell me about that.
31:04
Well, I like to visit my friend Norman Lear, who just
31:07
turned one.
31:07
Hundred and one, one hundred
31:10
and one.
31:11
So I said to Norman, let's let's hang out
31:13
with mel because I'm always looking for any excuse
31:15
to just be around mel Brooks. And
31:17
then he said, Mel's gonna
31:19
come over next week. And then I came over and it
31:21
was mel Brooks and Dick Van
31:23
Dyke were there.
31:24
Did it make you feel incredibly young?
31:26
Like, well, sometimes when you hang out with people, they
31:28
treat you like years old as them. Oh I see,
31:31
you know, so just by hanging out with them, they assume you're
31:33
one hundred.
31:34
So let's just go through that. Mel's ninety
31:36
seven, Mell's.
31:38
Ninety seven, Dick Van Dyke is ninety
31:40
seven, Okay, then Norman's one
31:42
on one that's
31:44
two hundred ninety five years, and
31:46
then you add mine in three
31:48
point fifty.
31:49
It was just a hangout session for fun. It
31:51
was you know a lot of talk of World War Two.
31:53
Let me just say, when you sit with three
31:55
gentlemen who fought in World
31:58
War two, the Battle of they're
32:01
going to tell you about it, whether you like it or not,
32:03
you're going to get deep into World War two talk. But
32:05
I also thought that's amazing because how many people can you
32:07
speak with that?
32:09
So normally it was in World War Two he
32:11
went on bombing missions.
32:15
He did fifty missions.
32:17
Norman Lair and he said, no
32:19
one lives past twenty five missions.
32:21
So he did a lot of He survived
32:23
a lot of a lot of missions. And mel
32:26
Brooks said that he part
32:28
of his job was he was in the Army Corps of
32:30
Engineers, so they would build little bridges
32:32
so that the vehicles could get over bodies
32:35
of water and stuff like that. But he also
32:38
had to defuse bombs. If you can imagine
32:40
mel Brooks defusing
32:42
your bomb, maybe
32:45
Dick and Dick van Dyke.
32:48
I forgot exactly what he did.
32:49
But he also got pulled into performing
32:52
because I think when people showed they were good performers, they
32:54
really need people to entertain the
32:56
troops so that they wouldn't get crazy, because without
32:58
entertainment, they're in trouble.
33:01
Yeah, did they glamorize war?
33:03
Did you?
33:03
No? No, not at all. I asked mel
33:05
Brooks in my interview.
33:06
I said, when you were diffusing
33:08
bombs, did you think you were going to blow up?
33:11
And he said every day, every
33:14
day. But I interviewed him for the Atlantic magazine
33:16
and I wanted to do an interview where we just talked more
33:18
about life and not so much about work and comedy
33:21
and just what he had learned over his many
33:23
years because he's the greatest.
33:25
What did you glean from it?
33:26
Well? You know, his philosophies are very simple. It's
33:28
just like be nice and
33:31
I could I like that? You know, that's you
33:33
know, my religion is you know,
33:36
very dolly Lama ask It's just.
33:39
Kindness. My religion is.
33:41
Kindness, and I think it shows
33:43
in your work. So we haven't talked about
33:45
is your family and cooking and what
33:47
happens in your household. I assume
33:50
you're not going out for McDonald's
33:52
and.
33:52
No, McDonald's killed
33:55
all fast food.
33:56
Fast food, So yeah, that's your secret.
33:59
But what about food in your house? How do you feed
34:01
you? How many children do you have?
34:02
Oh?
34:02
Well, two daughters. Iris
34:04
is twenty and mad is
34:07
twenty five. And how
34:09
do we feed them?
34:10
Is the question?
34:11
Growing up? Did you sit down for dinner most nights?
34:13
Were you away most nights?
34:15
No?
34:15
We sat down and ate and went out to
34:17
eat and in la
34:20
in la, and I think, I think you know they've
34:22
grown up. They they're
34:25
healthy. I think we did okay. We
34:27
didn't feed them the way I would have fed them. I
34:29
would have fed them badly. Leslie was like, let's
34:32
not do that, and so there was the
34:34
house is pretty healthy. He was in a house field of like cookies
34:37
and stuff, although we were eating
34:39
our fine ice cream at night. But
34:41
other than that, I think it was it
34:43
was pretty good. And Leslie is a very good shot.
34:46
What does she cook?
34:47
Well, she can kind of cook anything from a
34:50
cookbook if she wants
34:52
to. And so it's just she
34:54
gets in little jags where like she's
34:56
cooking for a period and then other jags
34:59
where that's slows down.
35:00
Do you have friends over, do you entertain or
35:02
do you go when you entertain?
35:04
Well? Will we cook for other
35:06
people? Occasionally?
35:08
Not that office, but you go out
35:10
and then we do go out. We go out to eat too much, and
35:13
there's not that many great restaurants.
35:15
You're saying you have to dry.
35:16
But every once in a while I'll try to cook and I'll go, wow, that worked.
35:19
Yeah, but I always think i'd rather
35:21
lay down than put.
35:22
The time in.
35:22
Okay, that's fair enough. I have respect
35:24
for people who don't cook.
35:26
It requires patience. Fine, it's meditative.
35:29
Not to cook.
35:30
To cook, Oh, I think.
35:31
So, I think there is something that whenever
35:34
I used to come back from work and people say, I'll
35:36
just sit down and relax, and actually I found it more relaxing
35:38
to kind of make a result of just
35:40
see the process and to go silly
35:43
and all that kind of.
35:44
It shows good mental health because most
35:46
people they don't like being alone
35:48
or alone in their head. You know, you'll
35:50
go, oh, I want to take a walk for two hours, like, but
35:52
then I'm with me, And
35:55
I think cooking is like that. So I feel like, when
35:57
I like myself more than
35:59
I'm going to go, I want a cooking binge.
36:02
And then because I'll be comfortable in the
36:04
quiet.
36:05
Yeah, and then when you want you're feeling
36:07
fine, you can go for a walk
36:09
exactly. Yeah, what's Iris doing?
36:11
Now?
36:12
What is Iris doing?
36:13
Now?
36:13
She was going to also
36:17
screenwriting and directing school at USC.
36:20
So all four of you in this family.
36:22
Are She's been working.
36:24
She just worked on a
36:26
film acting and you know, we shot a
36:28
movie out here called The Bubble during the pandemic.
36:31
So in the middle of the pandemic, no one
36:33
was really making anything because it all seemed kind of dangerous,
36:36
and so he said to Netflix, like, I
36:38
think I could find a way to make something
36:40
safely.
36:40
So we made a movie.
36:42
Called The Bubble about a group
36:44
of actors in a hotel trying
36:46
to complete a dinosaur action movie
36:49
during the pandemic. And it
36:51
was a little bit like a mel Brooks or Christopher Guest
36:54
movie about all the actors having a nervous
36:56
breakdown because they're stuck in the hotel and the
36:58
studio won't let them leave till they finished their
37:00
dinosaur movie. And uh, Pedro
37:03
Pascal was in it, and Leslie and Keegan,
37:06
Michael Key and Karen Gillan
37:08
and Fred Armison and a lot of it's
37:12
on Netflix. And
37:14
so we were here during the pandemic
37:17
when everything was closed other
37:19
than grocery stores
37:21
and pharmacies. The whole time we were
37:23
here like nothing was open.
37:26
So have you moved to England? Is going to be
37:28
going to be.
37:28
With us for a long I like to spent a lot more time
37:31
here. Yeah.
37:31
Are you here now just to stay or.
37:34
No return ticket?
37:35
Just good? You know that's good.
37:37
I'm just hanging out here and joy.
37:40
So if we're going to wind up, I will ask you
37:42
one more time now that we've talked about
37:44
the girl cheese and the ice cream and
37:46
the pop tarts. But you mentioned comfort
37:48
food for but is there one
37:50
special food?
37:51
Well, I mean
37:54
I'm a sucker for a good eight
37:56
ounce burger, okay for sure.
37:58
When you find the place, it's got the fresh French
38:00
fries and the great burger.
38:03
There's a place called.
38:04
Lunetta all day in
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West Hollywood near my office,
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and I think it's the best
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burger I've ever had. I have to I have to try
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to trick myself in into not remembering
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it's there.
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Oh okay, or I'll just do it all the time.
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So in my head, I just like lied to myself, like
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I place closed just
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what I'm ordered every day.
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Well, maybe if I come to LA we'll go and have a burger.
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Yes, Thanks about Jed, Thank you,
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Thanks, thank
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you for listening to Ruthie's table for in
38:38
partnership with Montclair.
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Ruthie's Table four is produced by Otomi
38:51
Studios for iHeartRadio. It's
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hosted by Ruthie Rogers and it's produced
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by William Lensky. This episode
38:57
was edited by Julia Johnson a mixed
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by Nigel Appleton. Our executive
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producers are Fay Stewart and Zad
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Rogers. Our production manager
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is Caitlin Paramore, and our production coordinator
39:09
is Bella Selini. Thank you to
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everyone at The River Cafe for your help
39:13
in making this episode
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