I don't care if this is over 3 years old, it's still funny.  Ellen DeGeneres learns some basic self-defense moves, just in case she finds herself in another dancing situation.  Good for her being proactive about her personal safety in front of all those cameras and audiences!If you can't see the above video on your device, watch it directly on YouTube.Hey -- you want to practice those moves?  You can here! (Chris Matthews dummy not included.)