0:00

What's up guys? I am currently on tour with the Jokers in

0:02

the last leg of this tour right now. So if you're going

0:04

to see us, this is the time. This will be it. There's

0:06

about 25 cities online right now.

0:08

You can go to salvo.com.com for tickets.

0:10

Want to call out to specifically May 5th.

0:12

We will be playing Radio City Music Hall

0:15

hometown show first in many years. That is

0:17

on sale right now. We are extremely excited

0:19

about that. And there will be surprises at

0:22

that show. That's all I

0:24

can tell you. So take it from there.

0:26

April 21st is another big one in Chicago

0:28

at the Chicago theater. Two of our favorite

0:30

theaters to play, if not

0:32

our favorite. So those are the ones I

0:34

wanted to highlight. But don't worry because we

0:36

are going to be in Hollywood, Florida, Tampa,

0:38

Florida, March 23rd and

0:41

24th. And then we're going to

0:43

Cincinnati, Youngstown, Ohio. We're going to

0:45

Foxwoods on April 27th for two

0:47

shows. We are going

0:49

to Orlando, Atlanta, Mobile, Alabama. We're

0:52

going to Grantville, Pennsylvania, Atlantic City,

0:54

New Jersey for two shows at the

0:56

Ocean Casino Resort in July. Bethel

0:59

Wood Center for the Arts in Bethel, New York.

1:01

Broadway Stage at the S-Pac in Saratoga Springs. And

1:03

then Guilford, New Hampshire, Banger, Maine, Syracuse, New York,

1:05

and Durham, North Carolina, as well as Hanover, Maryland

1:07

to round it all out. So we're going everywhere,

1:09

but this is the last of it. So if

1:11

you live there and you want to see us

1:13

check it out. The show is interactive. It's a

1:15

lot of fun. We're not doing it after this.

1:18

So hope to see you

1:20

there. Sal O'Connell, comedy.com and

1:22

practicaljokerslive.com for tickets. And there are new episodes

1:25

of Jokers on every week right now, Thursday,

1:27

10 p.m. on TBS. Folks,

1:29

taste buddy, Joe DeRosa here. And I

1:31

got a big announcement. As

1:33

you probably already know, my buddy

1:36

Sal Volcano is playing Radio City

1:38

Music Hall along with our buddies

1:40

and his buddies, Brian Quinn

1:42

and James Murray, the impractical jokers on

1:44

May 5th. And guess who's joining them?

1:46

I am. I'm opening the show that

1:48

night. So get your tickets. It's going to be

1:51

a lot of fun. But I also got my

1:53

own road dates coming up after the fact. Well,

1:55

some of them are actually before April 12th. I'll

1:57

be in Beacon, New York. Okay. April 19th. I'll

2:00

be in Wilmington, Delaware and May 3rd

2:02

just before the Joker show. I'll be

2:05

in Hamden, Connecticut You can get the

2:07

tickets for my shows at joedorosa.com and

2:09

come check out me Opening

2:12

up for my boys and jokers on May 5th

2:14

at Radio City Music Hall We will see you

2:16

out there and as always if you're in New

2:18

York come by Joey roses get a sandwich get

2:20

some drinks Have some fun. We open every day

2:23

at 11 30 a.m. Joey

2:25

roses comm alright folks. I'm gonna see

2:27

you soon. Bye They

2:30

coming to the mic talking about the food Tasty's

2:39

welcome to T-A-S-D-E

2:41

buds hot off

2:43

the presses meaning right off of

2:46

the Joker's Eric

2:48

Andre cruise Back

2:50

in the freezing cold weather I will tell

2:52

you this if you came on the cruise

2:55

then you you know if you

2:57

know you know if you didn't come on this Cruise it

2:59

was the fifth cruise honestly. I didn't think I'd want to

3:01

do another cruise We did

3:03

this cruise and so it's just it's exhaustive you

3:05

know and I also bring my family and things

3:08

like that and so it's It's

3:11

a it's a big task. Yeah, it takes a

3:13

lot out of me It's pretty stressful because you

3:15

know I travel with them and we're in a

3:17

big big big big group And then I perform

3:20

all day and night. I give everything to this

3:22

thing It's a blast, but it is it is

3:24

just it sucks a lot out of you I didn't think we'd

3:26

do another one and I gotta say I

3:28

was so so surprised by this one because it

3:30

was one of my All-time favorites it

3:33

may be my it was so much fun that I Said

3:36

to Eric get to what I said honestly dude I didn't

3:38

think I want to do another one and I think I wanted

3:40

another one of this if they asked me I would probably say

3:42

yes immediately If

3:44

you do another one yeah, I I

3:47

demand Yeah, I'm just on it now. Yeah,

3:49

I Think I Think that the selling point

3:51

of having live taste buds is inherent to

3:53

me being on it. I Don't see any

3:55

qualms with rebooking. You want it sometimes if

3:58

we like to not have the same. I

4:00

don't think that applies to you or offside

4:02

or I don't think so either. I don't

4:04

feel that I have spies much like Jelly

4:07

to town have who have spent moved into

4:09

your on a consistent such as all by

4:11

the people on the boat east and let

4:13

us say a boat of say it was

4:15

it was so a surprise you fund yes

4:17

and let me just give a shoutout to

4:19

the people that went on this cruise because

4:22

every year every year numbing no one chooses

4:24

the spend their vacation with you time, money

4:26

whatever and you pure elect does have become

4:28

if you gotta be a big. Fan to

4:30

say or I'm gonna go find these on his

4:32

cruz let these guys curated it's enough to me

4:35

he is my good hundred money show me a

4:37

good time but every person there was like this

4:39

is the best time my life span you know.

4:42

You guys so they're always enthusiastic.

4:44

But something about this year, every

4:46

show would you like? Thirty shows

4:48

going on at all times? Every

4:50

show was. Standing.

4:52

Room Only and every crowd. And I've never

4:54

done this. A lot of times.

4:57

Yes, it's not like I had a bad

4:59

show. there are people had a bad show.

5:01

Fear is differently levels to his ear piercing

5:03

ever. You know people are tired or like

5:05

the enough sums not clicking just like any

5:07

other audience and only to be okay every.

5:10

To. A false. As for

5:12

the shows you did for you to do didn't

5:14

send of and you did my part. I did

5:16

state of n n the pods and I am

5:18

I also I did my the headlines shows well

5:21

and then we did. But. Then I

5:23

also the I did tons of. Ancillary

5:25

sure as Hillary shows like like

5:27

I did hire. Like. While

5:30

but judging beer pong with

5:32

Q and Us playing the

5:34

champions. I played with she

5:36

was the church of his audiences. It

5:38

was crazy so I I i I

5:40

hosted the belly flop competition as a

5:43

lift sing competition off I'm and then

5:45

there was another. why did I forget

5:47

what os I did Steve owes pod

5:50

and then I was on. the guest

5:52

on the Eric Andre show though his

5:54

live show which was. Lunacy.

5:58

I heard about the worth. It was not topic. closed

6:00

out every night with Siza Sounds and Carrie

6:02

was called a cat. It was a party

6:04

every single day and night. But anyway, every

6:06

single show was standing room only and every

6:09

single crowd across five,

6:11

four or five days of shows. Every

6:14

single show, no matter where the venue

6:16

was, it was a white

6:18

hot crowd. It

6:21

was wild. You guys were wild. It

6:23

was like, it was so pent

6:25

up or something. You were so enthusiastic and so

6:27

supportive and you showed all of our acts so

6:30

much love. But it was like

6:32

the audiences were raucous. The love, the

6:34

love was wild. I

6:38

said this to you at one point. It's

6:40

so funny, dude. Nine out of the nine

6:43

out of 10 conversations that I had with you

6:45

on the ship were done in the corner of

6:47

a stage during a live show. Yeah. Because everybody

6:49

was doing shows the whole time. And

6:52

the only time I'd see you really was like, we

6:54

end up on karaoke state and the karaoke stage together.

6:56

And I pull you to the side to tell you

6:58

how much I loved you and thank you or whatever

7:00

it was. And, um, but,

7:02

uh, I remember saying to you, hey

7:05

there's showy. I made friends with her on

7:07

the boat. These are photos

7:09

from this one. How'd you find that? It's

7:11

up already. Oh

7:14

wow. Amazing. Um, anyway, I said to you

7:17

at one point, I go, dude, the last

7:19

time I did this cruise, it

7:22

was the third cruise and

7:24

I was in a different place in

7:26

my career, granted, but I was on just as

7:28

a standup and it was way before taste buds

7:30

was ever even thought of. It was the cruise

7:32

where the first argument happened. Right. And, and I

7:34

got, it was beautiful and I had a lot

7:36

of fun, but like, it was, it was, it

7:38

was, it was, it was a fun experience and

7:40

there were some fans and whatever this

7:43

time I, I

7:46

don't say this in any way, the stroke in my

7:48

own ego. I had no

7:50

idea. I Had no idea. Well,

7:52

it's a dedicated ship of fans. I mean,

7:54

but I didn't, but you're in now. I

7:56

mean, this is three years we're doing this.

7:58

I know. We've

8:00

never done this wise, you know, and like

8:03

obviously since one of my stance shows in

8:05

a pillowcase was where I'm aware of it.

8:07

But like I'm telling ya, so imagine Lego

8:09

Dude, I was not ready and I mean

8:11

that it a good way. I.

8:14

Was not ready to be on that score to to

8:16

conceive of what it was going to be like to

8:18

be on that boat. As now

8:21

like a like it in an

8:23

extension of the jokers. Through doing

8:25

this show is a third said

8:27

yes man it was like it

8:29

was so. I took so

8:31

many pictures, I hugged so many people.

8:33

miracle I don't have covert right? I

8:35

saw this is this or this girl's

8:38

him on his lips and contests. Ah

8:40

as a fully Ronald Mcdonald Yes! And

8:42

then your nose for seeps dropped a

8:44

pants and on the Frg this and

8:46

I'm loving it. Just. The

8:49

House of Cards that she said this is

8:51

how joe do drugs as describing sounds old

8:53

ways. He described it over the years said

8:55

it was like fifteen index by god, big

8:57

poster board course yes and it was everything

8:59

from like. Cellphones and

9:01

said he sang and she lives in.

9:05

Ah, Ricotta Salata Sauce. On

9:09

how I see it with new songs

9:11

are now former Marti's see that was

9:13

her lips exhausts I was walking off

9:15

the deck and she ran up to

9:18

me. She gave me a Mcdonalds her

9:20

just this. One.

9:26

Right now about this is where you going are

9:28

going to be somewhere would you doing it She's

9:31

like I'm about to live since you're so homicide.

9:34

This is nuts man. Is always

9:36

is is not dives I've does always

9:38

a people fallen off the brake and

9:40

sells himself This poor girl she was.

9:43

Party. and seized gods stitches and around

9:45

cortisol is a selling point been under oath

9:47

different or of i'm it's it's it's responses

9:50

man she was happy about this was it

9:52

was just that this we are hard we

9:54

had on here we high on a digit

9:57

growth of or david gabor i we had

9:59

seen adam We had Mattie Smith.

10:02

We had scythe. We had you we had

10:04

tone Bell I

10:07

mean we had Christianity a lot of comics

10:09

and then we had some amazing was yet

10:11

this band from Philly that plate they had

10:14

all brass They were me. Yeah, they were

10:16

great snack time They were dope and then

10:18

our Staten Island boys from the flying wasps

10:20

just the bands were amazing The karaoke killed

10:22

the cat the carry killed the cat guys

10:24

Which they came out of like quarter-quarter time

10:26

have to do this just killed

10:28

it again And don't leave

10:31

out the man the man I

10:33

became friends with on this cruise Notice

10:40

I knew he was nice and I talked

10:42

to him a few times Clara was DJing

10:44

on there Fatone for tone just for tones

10:46

like you he just comes by extension Because

10:49

he hosts all the shows and he

10:51

just basically joins everything. He was like

10:53

dude. He ran up to me The

10:56

first night I saw him and I was like I

10:59

want to know this guy more and he looked

11:01

at me And I looked at him and I go hey man like being

11:03

like I don't know if you know him and he was like

11:06

And he read up to me and he goes I Love

11:10

the way you crash We

11:16

drank every night somewhere like he's always

11:18

really bonded man. He was a great

11:20

dude, man Yeah, great. Steve. Oh was

11:22

really great and never met him before

11:24

that Eric Andre Eric's

11:26

great It

11:28

was really nice seeing Eric. I haven't seen Eric

11:30

wants to do another one. He texted me. We

11:32

were texting me He's like dude that was the

11:34

way he's yeah, maybe I want let me see

11:36

cuz he wrote something like he's like that Might have been the

11:39

best week of my life It's that

11:41

good. That is so fun man. It was so

11:43

fun. I was telling a friend of ours a

11:45

mutual friend of ours. I Was

11:48

like hey you got to go on this boat and She

11:52

was like I know I want to but

11:54

why like tell me why it's fun I

11:56

go it was it I go it might

11:58

have been the most fun. I've ever had

12:00

in my life. I'm not exaggerating. I've been

12:02

to fun parties and fun festivals and all

12:04

that. And she goes, dude, it was the

12:06

trip of a lifetime. It was, she

12:09

goes, but she goes, she goes, but tell me why was

12:11

it the most fun? And I go, I would

12:14

wake up, I would eat breakfast, I would have

12:16

a cocktail, I would sit at a hot tub

12:18

with best friends. I would get out of the

12:20

hot tub, I would go to a show, I

12:23

would get showered. And the show would kill, like

12:25

it was great show. I would go judge beer

12:27

pong. I would then do my podcast with Sal.

12:29

I would end

12:32

every night singing karaoke. It was crazy.

12:34

Repeat that over and over and over.

12:36

Like it was

12:39

like, you know, by the few days in, you

12:41

start to get to know everybody, new friendships are

12:44

forming. And then you're like, and it's also that

12:46

whole thing that's like, anything can happen. Like if

12:48

you pass them and they're like, I want you

12:50

to come on my show, then you just jump

12:52

on that show. And everyone's doing each other's shows

12:54

and everyone's like coming back with stories. Did you

12:56

catch what happened over there? And then that's spreading

12:58

around and then something else happens. There was awful,

13:01

there was, there was a full wrestling league on

13:03

the boat. They erected a full, a

13:05

full ring. And this whole entire like independent little

13:07

like kind of league that they do, a call

13:09

awful wrestling. Shout out to them. I didn't

13:12

get to spend a lot of time with those guys, but there

13:14

was even a wrestling, it was just ridiculous. It was something for

13:16

everybody. I met 2000 people. I

13:19

even, I took a three

13:23

hour, like we did a three hour meet and greet

13:25

with everybody too. How many people were on that boat?

13:27

I was trying to tell my mom how many people

13:29

were there. It's like someone was in two and 3000.

13:32

Wild times, man. Wild, wild. Q

13:35

and I have talked about this

13:37

a lot on this podcast. We've talked

13:39

about the beer pong rivalry. So

13:41

we judged the beer pong competition. Yeah.

13:43

And then the thing was, was he

13:45

had to play the champion and he

13:47

was like, be my partner to play

13:49

the championship team. So I go,

13:52

let's split up the team and

13:55

make each of one of them go with us. And

13:57

he's like, Oh dude, all right. So it was me

13:59

versus Q and then and whatever in

14:01

the team split and dude I

14:04

stunk so bad He built

14:06

up so much like how much should I talk

14:08

and everything I stunk so bad

14:10

shit the bed. I didn't hit one cup Neither

14:13

did he he hits the winning

14:15

cup, right? So then

14:17

we have two shots to tie it up. They

14:20

have they have One

14:22

cup left on their side my

14:24

teammate hits the cup So

14:28

that comes down to me you hit the cup you

14:30

win Yeah, if you don't you yeah, you lack no

14:32

no no no no it was it was out of

14:34

beat him It was it was if I hit the

14:37

cup. I'm sorry they had two cups left Q

14:39

hit the winning cup on our side and they were

14:42

like if you guys can sink those two cups Yeah,

14:44

you can tie it up gotcha my teammate hits the

14:46

one cup. Oh And it's the

14:48

final cup and it comes Like

14:51

a movie dude

14:53

like the whole place was silent It

14:58

was so I missed it I didn't even come close to

15:00

the cup But

15:05

dude we were just like this was per like

15:07

every moment like that doing taste

15:09

buds with you taste buds guys Perfect

15:12

man. We're gonna end up putting these two lives

15:14

the first two live taste buds ever We're gonna

15:16

end up putting these out of the episodes absolutely

15:19

because they worked they might have been two of

15:21

the fun In fact, they might already be out.

15:23

We don't know when this Great

15:27

you know how you saw the order

15:29

good time We had if you didn't see that would tell you

15:31

this Adam Ray If

15:34

you don't know him he's been on the show yet.

15:36

He wants it on but he's a Year's

15:39

friends and he is in an amazing comic. He's

15:41

based out of LA You've probably seen in a

15:43

million things guy is one of the most talented

15:45

people I'm hoping he gets on

15:47

to SNL soon if you I mean really yeah

15:49

But he does this dr. Phil impression that he's

15:51

been doing and he gets prosthetics put on so

15:53

he looks like I mean He runs these shows

15:55

dr. Phil and friends out of the comedy store

15:58

in LA and that kind of blew up and

16:00

they went on Kill Tony, which is a part that's blowing up

16:02

and he did this. Anyway, he

16:04

is so funny in this impression and

16:06

he ended up being, we wanted

16:08

to go to the phones and so we were like, let's

16:11

go to the audience. So we needed an audience mic. So

16:13

Adam Ray was going to do it and then we were like,

16:15

what if he does it as Dr. Phil? Because you said on

16:17

the first show, it would have been fun

16:19

to have a Donahue style guy in the audience. And then

16:22

we both went Adam Ray. We were talking to the audience,

16:24

but we didn't. And then he

16:26

was Dr. Phil as the

16:28

audience mic. And I mean,

16:30

I had tears streaming down my face. Yeah.

16:33

I told him at one point of the show that I go,

16:35

dude, I bent over. I had almost like a migraine headache from

16:38

laughing so hard. It was

16:40

so amazing. Watch for that. And

16:42

then there's this other thing that I did for the

16:44

first time in five years, which is an idea you

16:46

had that I ran with. And

16:49

I got a little space on that. Oh, yeah. A

16:52

lounge space. Yes. And then the

16:54

late night old school classics,

16:57

hip hop. Yes. Party.

17:00

The hip hop party. Yes. And

17:03

it was like all of the performers, the crew, the

17:05

family, the friends, and Syph

17:07

and our buddy Lordezy DJ'd it.

17:09

And Tone Bell. And Tone Bell.

17:12

And that was like, I never did that before. And

17:14

I'm always going, going, going, going, going, working, run,

17:16

run, run. And I just like, that was

17:19

for me to attend and just hang out. Yeah. Which

17:21

I never get to do. Yeah. And I

17:23

had the most fun time. Imagine,

17:26

imagine having a really cool

17:28

spot that you go out to like this place

17:30

with like a lounge bowling alley. You had a

17:33

little dance or it was cool. It was intimate.

17:35

It was small, right? It was fun. But

17:37

imagine you can control every person that's in there, like

17:40

all your friends that you want to be there. And then

17:42

you also like, I'm going to say what the music is.

17:44

Like, this is the issue with me now. Like if I

17:46

ever go out and end up doing something like that, it's

17:48

like so hard to find the right vibe for me. So

17:51

Syph and I had been talking about that. He came

17:53

to me once. Like

17:55

we've been talking about that idea since

17:57

the third cruise. Yeah. saying

18:00

we should do that, we should do that, we should do that. And

18:03

we finally did it, which was great. And

18:05

I was in percent want to do that again

18:08

somewhere. We had the best. Yeah, that was so

18:10

fun. He came to you, what did you say?

18:13

I'm sorry. No, he's talking about like doing it again. Yeah, yeah.

18:15

But doing it like, like doing it elsewhere. We

18:17

were talking on the boat about that. And

18:20

we already had a few ideas of

18:22

like how it could... Yeah. It

18:25

was fun. I called him today on the way out here. I

18:27

was like, dude, I do not want to lose sight of this. Yeah.

18:30

So point being is that if you've seen the

18:32

two live eps already, great. If not, you guys

18:34

have a lot of two fun apps coming to

18:36

you. And then just if and when we do

18:38

this cruise again, I'm just

18:40

telling you genuinely, because I wouldn't say

18:42

though, I don't miss this cruise if

18:44

you have the availability and the means

18:46

to go. All

18:49

right. Well, enough of the

18:51

lovey-dovey bullshit. Yeah. Let's

18:53

get back to what we do on this show. We

18:55

also did a... It sounded salty on stage, didn't we?

18:58

We did a salty and we didn't

19:00

get salty because Adam came out and we

19:02

were too busy laughing at Adam. But

19:05

we did it. We were fighting with the crowd. Everybody was fun.

19:08

I remember one point in one

19:10

of the shows, again guys, sorry if you already saw

19:12

it, but I

19:14

was telling Adam, I was like, if you've got

19:16

a good buffet, put your hand up and

19:19

Adam will come up to you and tell us the name of it. And

19:23

people kept yelling it out. And I was like,

19:25

stop yelling it out. And

19:27

you go, you get the taste, you all get

19:29

the taste. Now you know what it's

19:31

like, now you know what it's like. You were

19:33

chastising people, you were going to another people, you

19:35

were going to another people, and bowing like you

19:37

guys asked for it. Yeah. Now

19:39

you know how I feel. I

19:42

mean, it was so funny. People were getting hostile

19:45

with you. Remember the people from behind the crates?

19:47

Yeah, it was great, man. People were bowing and

19:49

that was great. It was funny, dude. It was

19:51

perfect. People brought bingo, they brought taste buds

19:53

bingo. So everyone had these bingo cards with

19:55

all things that happened frequently enough on the

19:57

show and they were playing like drinking bingo.

20:00

as he went. And shout outs please,

20:02

shout outs to anybody and everybody, to

20:05

everybody, the fans, you're unbelievable. I'm so

20:07

touched. I love all of you. We

20:09

all, we love all of you. But

20:11

shout outs to anybody that brought, like

20:14

people were giving us t-shirts they had

20:16

made. T-shirts, all the things you made.

20:18

It was crazy. Not necessary, it's very

20:20

appreciated. And yeah,

20:23

it was wild.

20:25

So, all right, here we

20:27

go. Oh yeah, that's what I was going to

20:29

say. The show when we did, no matter how

20:31

it was, I love you, that was the one

20:33

that actually got salty. That was

20:35

the one that got intense. That was the

20:37

one where people were screaming at me and

20:40

doing stuff. So, it was like this, it

20:42

was finally, we always said

20:45

this was like wrestling and it really was like wrestling.

20:47

Why don't we do this? Why don't we just make

20:49

sure that we put these two episodes up after this?

20:52

Okay. So that we can talk about because I want to

20:54

reveal to what the, what we control there, right? Just let's

20:56

make sure we'll hold those, it'll go up after this. Okay,

20:58

you want to do that? Okay. Yeah, something to look forward

21:01

to. Because I want to say tell them what the battles

21:03

were as well. Do we want to, do we want to

21:05

give it away or do we not want to give it

21:07

away? I think there's not

21:09

no harm, no foul. I mean, it's going to get released and

21:11

they're going to read the thumbnail. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.

21:13

Fair enough. So, Joe had the

21:15

idea because the, unless we talked

21:17

about it on one of these already. We did,

21:19

you did, last time we recorded, you did say

21:21

on the boat we're going to do the rematch.

21:26

The first fight ever happened on the boat.

21:28

Right. And it was, it was about Oreo

21:30

versus chocolate chip. And so Joe wanted to

21:32

do like a full circle type of thing

21:35

live with them. Yeah. And so the first

21:37

battle was Oreo versus chocolate chip rematch with

21:39

a live crap. And on that one we

21:41

did the, as

21:43

you, well, well, you'll see, I don't want

21:45

to give away stuff, but that's the one

21:47

that I would say got, got salty, even

21:50

though we said we did, I love you.

21:52

It got a little more intense. And then

21:54

the second app was the

21:56

Adam Ray one and that battle because we

21:58

were on a cruise ship. the buffet.

22:00

I got even credit to my

22:02

gal. Yes. I was

22:05

like, no, I was like, she said it. I was like,

22:07

Oh my God, that's really good. Yes.

22:09

Yeah. Well, I came up with. But

22:11

then I gave a book, but

22:14

I'm your other half. But it was great because

22:16

we're on a cruise ship, but that's what I

22:18

said. You are my, thank you. Thank you. Thank

22:20

you. Very good. But it's like buffet is going

22:22

to get like, what do you put against buffet?

22:25

These are all people that don't do a buffet

22:27

that like, you know, but it's like, what can

22:29

go. And she was like, taste a tasting menu,

22:31

a chef's menu, which is where you go. You

22:34

know, Oma Casa, if it's sushi, but where you

22:36

go and it's, it's smaller ingredients is

22:38

the taste at tour of the whole menu that

22:40

the chef picks out himself that you don't. And

22:42

it's the exact opposite. Like it's, it's, it's, it's

22:44

not all you can eat. It's finite. You don't

22:47

think of yourself. They do. And it's not like

22:49

the same exact menu. Usually that menu is elevated.

22:51

It's for fine dining establishments. So it was the

22:53

polar opposite. And they really, really worked good together

22:55

as far as the battle goes. And this is

22:58

the only other thing I'll say about these apps.

23:00

Cause I, again, I don't want to give too

23:02

much away. The only other thing

23:04

I'll say is it was

23:06

the first time we ever did poll in

23:08

the room. We did not tweet it again.

23:10

Like it was just the only people that

23:12

could vote were in the room for those

23:15

two episodes. And we could

23:17

be wanted to see if it had

23:19

an effect. Right. And it

23:22

did. Yeah. Yes. Both battles

23:25

were way closer than either of us thought because

23:27

you could see in real time people kind of

23:29

starting to change their mind. So we said that

23:31

we didn't look as you guys are fans. You

23:34

all know this, how this goes. I mean,

23:36

it was hundreds of people there. I said, do

23:38

us a favor, wipe away your preconceived

23:40

notions and try to judge us based on the

23:43

points we're making in the battle. Keep

23:45

that in mind. Don't just be like, this

23:47

is what I like. That's what I'm voting for

23:49

at the end. Go off of our performances.

23:52

And it was, they were two really good battles.

23:54

My concern with the live show, because we did some, Hey

23:56

babes live and they were fun, but For

23:59

me, I Always. Question if the at

24:01

home with sooner if it really translates

24:03

because when there's an audience they're at

24:05

least for hey Babe or my previous

24:07

ones. You do have to play to

24:10

the audiences that that is they are

24:12

lie if you can just ignore them

24:14

and so inherently it isn't necessarily the

24:16

exact same. Report. Dynamics.

24:19

Of. When you're sitting alone and I don't

24:21

know that translated all that well when

24:23

we did that would hey babe up

24:25

with this. I mean that's where I

24:27

can say with a translate I kept

24:29

saying to you there's a specific thing

24:31

we do. And it's a specific

24:33

saying that the fans of the shows like. And

24:36

let's be honest, at the end of the day.

24:38

If you plus if you cut the

24:41

audience might out of those a live

24:43

show hosts. We. Would probably some

24:45

fairly similar to how we assess we were

24:47

knowledge and emma we're if we're bringing them

24:49

into it. Yeah, but given the nature of

24:52

what it is. It's. It's

24:54

a battle with it's a battle so eventually

24:56

it's gonna be. The focus is going to

24:58

be on the battle and I will tell

25:00

you the audience made me hyper focus. yeah

25:02

maybe when harder at the didn't didn't you

25:04

think the like the points remaking the counterpoints.

25:06

an old as a school, even an oreo

25:08

and chips ahoy. We did it before there

25:10

was a part in the first episode. Where.

25:13

I was like. We

25:15

had like thirty minutes left and I was

25:18

like oh like in my head I was

25:20

like. Man like

25:22

I just got like a little tired and I was

25:24

like I got it again like you don't like and

25:26

I had to I will eat Yeah I was like

25:28

using our enemies together. Yes because I thought I'd run

25:30

out of stuff to say and then I got my

25:33

second wind but was because the audience was their arms

25:35

I can try to be I'm normally I listen to

25:37

you and maybe I'm thinking of of have the not

25:39

whatever split. I know that there there and I'm looking

25:41

to go young. Up the

25:43

you know have them laughing and

25:46

going out. It's I was. I

25:48

was like I thought it enhanced

25:50

and battle was awesome. Man Burrow

25:52

Spicer That's enough about the Groove.

25:54

That's a number of these apps.be

25:56

honest, I'm excited Assay watched the

25:58

lineup. Secretive owner or. Will ever

26:00

be to. Com. Or right

26:02

folks. Today we are battling. Oh.

26:06

So that's. A

26:09

separate o seven

26:12

vs. Starbucks? Yes

26:14

to. Me and your

26:16

change is heightened suits I miss

26:18

and to kings her own industries

26:20

Really? Absolutely. And in you know

26:23

not really. Restaurants obviously not they

26:25

are. They are convenience stores in

26:27

their own Reiser. Seven Eleven is

26:29

a true can be stored. Starbucks.

26:32

Is a convenience store and more or less coffee. Their

26:34

food You know at this around the same ideals: cigarette,

26:36

the little pastries and things, the coconut Dream bars and

26:38

what have you could go into a Starbucks and problem

26:41

meal together if you had to be as a. Sandwich

26:44

here is foods and salad bomb. So

26:46

here we are a lot of fans

26:48

of. As for Seven Eleven vs Wa

26:50

wa Wa was just not. It's not

26:52

known enough unfortunately for death most well

26:54

as my gym but also yes on

26:56

known an afterthought but also it he

26:58

would be to balance who the same

27:01

kind of types. Of things you a one

27:03

on a while as a full Delhi guess I

27:05

which is ah put up against most delhi said

27:07

i eat you'd never get me to not side

27:09

with wow are so would have been moved I

27:11

love while I'm gone as in the Mccabe it's

27:14

great arm. Anyway, we're doing Seven

27:16

Eleven Mirage you're washing we known as

27:18

you have mentioned in the past for

27:20

he and his when she was against

27:22

I just love you, your product in

27:24

your brand. He never let me down

27:26

as I can sum up a tank

27:28

and get fresh bread housing illnesses who

27:30

are kid jerseys. He.

27:32

Lived in Jersey. Number. It's next

27:34

door good as or is it was on I mean

27:36

I say I have bingo Nice of him as every

27:38

I would go to the be to my grew up

27:40

there someone of his first why was I to ride

27:42

my bike to it. And why

27:44

are we would get so does allow

27:47

a cesspool sodas and whole mess and

27:49

sit in the back. On

27:51

the little grass hill the behind the Seven

27:54

Eleven while on are being a whitewash the

27:56

several and well us behind the while on

27:58

Main Street College of we lived without. to

28:00

the like from when we're little and we go to

28:02

the beach as like literally like toddlers we'd

28:04

always pass Wawa so we'd go in the

28:07

way. Wow they're the best. They're the best.

28:09

Wawa, Wawa, you're the best. I'm

28:11

from where you're from. We love you Wawa. Hook me up

28:13

Wawa. Yeah. Don't just go

28:15

with the guy with the TV show. Maybe you send

28:17

me some merch. I mean yeah but send it to me

28:19

first. Send

28:21

it to... I think

28:23

I got them to sign off that I could wear their

28:26

product on my show I think. You should. I

28:28

was talking to like the head Wawa in charge

28:30

over there. I mean there's nothing funnier that they

28:32

sent you product and not Jay O'Gerson. I mean

28:34

there's just nothing funnier. Well I mean I

28:38

asked I think. Yeah no he talks about Wawa

28:40

a lot on Bodfire. I mean I asked directly

28:42

like send me merch. Wawa send me

28:44

merch. I'm asking directly please. Wawa, if it's going to

28:46

be a t-shirt or a hoodie I got the hoodie.

28:48

By the way. I need a smaller hoodie

28:51

but I'm going to wear black only. I can't be wearing

28:53

like you know very very like I don't

28:55

wear white. And I was also

28:57

down while I want a sweatshirt please hoodie.

29:00

A pullover sweatshirt. By the way

29:02

Wawa I was down before you went mainstream and

29:04

got the gas okay. I remember when it was

29:06

just. It was not a hoagie. It wasn't a

29:08

gas station. When did Wawa get gas? It's like

29:10

2000's somewhere. Oh god yeah then yeah my goodness.

29:12

We started going in like the mid 80's like

29:14

the late 80's. I

29:18

remember the first time I saw one with gas I was

29:20

like oh my god what is this? Yeah.

29:23

Alright let's get back into this. What

29:26

is it? Alright

29:30

folks. I am team Starbucks.

29:33

Salah's team 7-11. I'm very curious

29:35

to see how this goes but let's

29:37

get it started. Time 2. B-A-T-T-L-E

29:40

Buds. How was it hearing

29:43

like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people scream now?

29:45

It was wild. Yeah it was wild. I mean.

29:49

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I know, I don't want to have to flow with you. Oh

35:36

really? Well, for anyone, if people say, I

35:38

got to have my coffee. I mean, seven

35:41

eleven sells coffee, right? So unless you're a

35:43

coffee snob and you need a nine dollar

35:45

coffee, which is the biggest one. Not

35:48

nine dollars, not nine dollars, three dollars. Entry level coffee

35:50

is how much? An entry level standard coffee? At Starbucks?

35:54

Entry level standard? Yeah, black drip. A

35:56

black drip is three something? Black drip, medium row.

36:00

Yeah, take three. Are you tipping or are you not? Of

36:02

course I'm tipping. What are you, an animal? So you're breaking $5

36:04

for a cup of coffee. When I grew up and even now,

36:06

you can get a cup of coffee for 50 cents. Well,

36:08

I mean, let's talk about, look at this, $2.10,

36:11

$2.10 for a tall, grande, $2.35. I'm

36:13

spending $3.50 plus with the tip included. I

36:16

mean, you're talking about the bare bones, man.

36:18

People go in there and nobody's walking out

36:20

of it. People are spending $7, $8, $9

36:22

on a car. Well, all

36:25

you're getting is bare bones, coffee, that's $7.11. Now

36:28

if you want to talk about above and beyond a black

36:30

coffee, then we could talk above and beyond a black coffee.

36:32

But my point is, is if you're going to get a

36:34

black coffee at Starbucks, you're spending about $3 and

36:37

you're at the door. I mean,

36:39

there's so many things that are

36:41

just so easy to go at

36:43

with Starbucks. It's known already, right?

36:47

Go for it. I'm listening. Insanely

36:49

overpriced. It's not, we just established it's

36:51

not overpriced. Your black drip is $3.25.

36:54

You're not walking out the door before $5 with

36:56

different types. No, stop. You just looked at the

36:58

price. It was $2.65 for a large.

37:01

I'd love to know the percentage of people that walked through that

37:03

door. That's $4.0. It's included. You're

37:06

at $3.50. What are you talking about? How

37:08

dare you say large because that's one of the dumb

37:10

grubs for this dumb company. They don't say it. No,

37:12

I have a whole bit about that. I'm telling you

37:14

what. Tall, grande and venti. Okay, so

37:16

your hot year ceiling price is

37:18

$3.65 for a black or

37:20

cream and sugar. And

37:22

if you're at plus, pass plus tip. So you're

37:24

at about $5. I

37:27

got shit. I did the math wrong. A

37:29

$5 cup of coffee. You took a time

37:32

machine back to the 80s and 90s. At

37:34

least you're on your tip. Even early. So

37:36

what, the 7-Eleven guy doesn't deserve a tip? No,

37:39

you serve yourself in 7-Eleven, dingbat. No

37:43

tip. You're out the door for

37:45

a buck. I'd be surprised if it's a buck.

37:47

A large coffee will increase to $3 at 7-Eleven.

37:51

Dude, let's Super Cup. It's a

37:53

Super Cup. I mean,

37:55

but dude. I mean, you're not going to get

37:57

a 96 ounce coffee or something. talking

38:00

about what are we talking about? I

38:02

talk about coffee that's coming out of

38:05

a thing that looks like a railroad

38:07

pump. It's pretty good enough for the

38:09

entire world before Starbucks came in and

38:11

started selling us liquid coffee. I don't

38:13

know anybody that has ever sworn by

38:16

a 7-Eleven coffee in my life. But

38:18

please, I don't know anybody. 7-Eleven

38:21

has sold more cups of coffee

38:23

than 7-Eleven. Dunkin' shits on you

38:25

guys. Dunkin' is

38:27

running all over 7-Eleven's face in the

38:29

breakfast department. When it comes to coffee,

38:32

donuts, which is another area of 7-Eleven.

38:35

You mean to tell me that Dunkin' Donuts is

38:37

out doing 7-Eleven when it comes to donuts? Yeah.

38:40

I don't know about that. Yeah.

38:42

No shit. Babe, I got news for you. Dunkin'

38:44

Donuts? Babe, I got news for you. All they tell us is coffee

38:46

and donuts. But babe, I got news for you. They

38:49

don't tell a host of other things. I got news for

38:51

you. They don't have their own brand of products. They don't

38:53

have toys. They don't have windshield wiper fluid. But I can

38:56

tell you, though, at 2 in the morning, you can't get

38:58

cigarettes. You can't have a conversation with normal people. I know.

39:01

I got news for you. We

39:03

just knocked a full meal off

39:05

the countertop with 7-Eleven. Nobody

39:08

wants their coffee and nobody wants their

39:10

breakfast pastries. Nobody. Everybody would prefer

39:12

a Starbucks or a... Don't do nobody already this time. Don't

39:14

do nobody else. Okay, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

39:17

They have everything, right? Well,

39:19

let's get into the everything part. A

39:21

hot dog that looks like a disease. A

39:24

hot dog that looks like a pizza. Looks like a corpse's

39:26

penis. Well, only you would know that. It went wrong, though.

39:28

Regardless, my point is it's a convenience store, okay? We know

39:30

what it is. It's

39:33

not putting on airs, okay? Like

39:37

Starbucks says, it's a cup of coffee.

39:40

Yeah, how dare you. It's not putting on airs. Ares,

39:43

that's like saying, this guy puts a shirt on

39:45

at the dinner table. He's putting on airs. I

39:48

mean, 7-Eleven is the guy that comes to you.

39:50

7-Eleven is so gross, they had to put a sign

39:52

in the window that says, you have to wear

39:54

a shirt and shoes to come in there. That's not

39:56

why. That was the first place I ever saw it. That's

39:59

not why. The ground dane lot of

40:01

one near the beach towns and will have use. This

40:04

way to stenosis way a while and beach

40:06

have an eleven years as a is a

40:08

ton of It's an A plus. For exactly

40:10

what it is it doesn't pretend to be

40:12

something it's not, Speed is convenience and eight

40:14

is it is proven and as is always

40:16

been and you know you're getting I'm not

40:18

going to go to Nath and you're like

40:20

the hotdogs you're not feel like a hot

40:22

pockets the of i like daddy to buy

40:24

something or in the frozen sections and use

40:26

that my group to make it right there.

40:28

I like has a god. It's so gross.

40:30

This is what shows you. Loves going into his

40:33

lawyer present his horses and with I was on.

40:35

I don't outside on a silly go use it

40:37

but I did at one point and I know

40:39

that it is good for what it does. Something

40:41

you want a slurpee good as you want to

40:44

put out of good as your joints you're out

40:46

late if nothing else is open. still defeats us.

40:48

Hotdogs, pastries. it's not our to tell me tell

40:50

me to salvage chocolates You times the world where

40:53

you hear what was owed on hosts morning for

40:55

you ever hear it only some of them cigarette

40:57

hear it only some of them it depends on

40:59

would stay. Here And cigarettes. Fine. I

41:01

mean, what are we talking about?

41:04

To say? it's obsessing. Get l

41:06

coffee. And and

41:08

of wonderful, wonderful, wonderful

41:10

Ralph's yeah, I'm Sally

41:12

over there is a

41:14

hot shot say that.

41:17

Starbucks A Christmas. Story

41:20

was not the nerve to tell me

41:23

about her shirt. Starbucks is America's toilets

41:25

on such as a cold Start reporting

41:27

no, not now I'm soup to nuts.

41:29

Everybody knows from the top to the

41:31

bottom that is you need to take

41:33

his. Are you need to take a

41:35

piss? Nobody. Let's you and New York

41:37

City. has a billion businesses what people

41:39

need to go to bathroom they go

41:41

to places we see also nobles at

41:43

starbucks starbucks funny that is what a

41:45

cold on the door to be put

41:48

on airs a killer cells coffees you

41:50

know people of the code or see

41:52

in the for you see the codes

41:54

for one time they don't change the

41:56

color of her to every bust out

41:58

here on our supporters exact amount of

42:00

people that use the Starbucks for sh** as

42:02

coffee. Oh please. I'm telling you

42:05

right now. Please, please, please. I will tell you

42:07

this right now. I will tell you this right

42:09

now. There is not a person on planet earth

42:11

that says I can't live without my 7-Eleven. Not

42:15

one. There are

42:17

regions of millions of people that

42:19

go Starbucks every day.

42:21

And that's the start to my

42:24

day. It's not Starbucks, it's coffee.

42:26

No, for a lot of people it's Starbucks with the

42:29

frappuccinos and all that bullshit. Oh you mean the things

42:31

that are killing people that are giving us diet and

42:33

eatries? You're talking about heat well, pizza and chicken wings.

42:35

What are you talking about? You know what you're getting.

42:37

You think you're getting the frappe. Check

42:40

the nutrition contents on it. It's like 80

42:42

grams of sugar. It's insane.

42:44

You don't realize what you're putting in your body. I want

42:46

you to know me. I

42:48

want you to know me. You hear of Sarah McLaughlin's silent

42:50

night. I challenge you. I challenge you. Everybody's

42:53

in there. Look at these. Look at

42:55

these. Look at these. Look

42:57

at this horror show. Look at this. The cheeseburger shaped

42:59

like a hot dog. If you're going in it, get

43:01

it. If you're going in it, get it. If you're

43:03

going in it, get it. Look at this. Look

43:06

at the meatballs. Look at those things. Oh my

43:08

god. This is an abomination. But that has nothing

43:10

to do with my argument. My argument is do

43:13

you know which one it is? Do

43:17

you love the Korean barbecue taquitos? I might

43:19

not love one thing yet. That is not

43:21

just my argument. Look at this. You know

43:23

what? Look at this. You're

43:26

not listening. Why do you think

43:28

that I would hinge my argument on if 7-Eleven's food

43:30

is of a certain ilk or caliber? Because

43:32

that's what you should be hinging it about. No, it's not.

43:35

Because it is. It is what it is though.

43:37

You can't go, look at that burger. It's a 7-Eleven burger.

43:39

It is what it is. If

43:41

you're going in there for it, you know what it is. You've

43:44

had it. You're exercising it. I'm talking

43:46

about what it is. You can get 10,

43:48

20 different hot food items there. You can

43:50

get ice cream. You can get everything. You

43:52

can get pastries. You can get everything. It's

43:54

a convenience. It's why your argument is flawed.

43:56

It Serves everybody. It's something for

43:58

everyone in there. The hear you

44:00

on your heart is open twenty four. Here's

44:03

why your argument is flawed he said is

44:05

Floyd. In. L in that argument. Nothing

44:07

I can tell you what. I'm the one.

44:09

Seven elevens. Was. Let.

44:12

Me finish was a great convenience store when

44:14

they did what they did and they did

44:16

it right. There was a time where the

44:18

hot dogs were saw would say so. Hot

44:20

dogs? That was it. That was the one.

44:22

Hot Food Aid Slurpee is over there. Spader

44:24

soda machine over there. states of coffee over

44:26

you know what of the wrong sort of.

44:28

Porn. Sydney chips in candies that

44:30

was would seven web and drinks thousand

44:33

seven Eleven was. And they got

44:35

too big for their British. Ago

44:38

or herself on refers to remember

44:40

the British Utah people charged nine

44:43

dollars for us you know where

44:45

you even little similar sounding finish.

44:49

Line despite it is despite it is

44:51

what it is. If you don't want

44:53

to eat any of it because it's

44:55

so disgusting it means his socks. That's

44:57

my point. Does it matter? This something?

44:59

For everybody? You can go unanswered. Nine

45:01

One hundred of his mother. You're talking

45:03

what it's worth. A healer. Offering of

45:05

his hamburger from them. don't get

45:07

it gets awesome Apple's cigarettes, a

45:09

bag of chips New Jersey so

45:11

not the newspaper. Get a big

45:13

ice street. Everything you said. By

45:15

the way, I think you can

45:17

get snapple at Starbucks kinda you

45:19

probably Title Not only. One.

45:22

Of those would have the bottle dreams you

45:24

can get Starbucks necessary. That's another thing with

45:26

them as as soon as I did have

45:28

a healthy thing with going smoking how to

45:31

read. Some of us

45:33

a month or not the my parameters not

45:35

help. I will not accept that as a

45:37

counter arguments. I'm saying that this is a

45:40

convenience stores that's open twenty four seven across

45:42

the country for ever and it is a

45:44

staple as know what they're getting out of

45:47

it's and you go there and you get

45:49

what you need. I didn't say it was

45:51

just curious. as he was an obvious

45:53

curious as I got. Honestly the only one

45:55

thing to be open only one the to

45:57

be open. source Seven

46:00

of them one has to close. I dare you

46:02

to say you'd prefer the 7-eleven. I dare you

46:04

a billion times You're nuts. What do you mean?

46:07

Joe? You're not you need you need everything in

46:09

there You're

46:12

in a town they have two stores you could choose

46:16

It's a boat on town the middle of nowhere

46:18

you get to pick one store there for that

46:20

town They don't have any other stores if I

46:22

pick it up if I want to eat something

46:25

half decent Yes, I'm picking Starbucks Ethan is the

46:27

exact same word don't act like you're some five-star

46:29

restaurant It's pre-made

46:33

They heat up in a microwave or a Turkey

46:36

or turkey on a spinach rack

46:39

remade or vegetables or salad

46:46

There's six ingredients versus 2800 Extensive

46:51

menu this This

46:54

three I

47:00

never said it was a good event. Let's get

47:02

into it. You got to wait online all the

47:04

time It's a stupid process because

47:07

people are addicted to wine

47:09

and coffee Stupid

47:11

process you got every time you go to heaven Airport

47:22

I'm boarding in 20 minutes. Oh, I can't even

47:25

go to stop. There's a line at everything in

47:27

the airport. That's a terrible argument It's always the

47:29

line of salt works even in Manhattan, bro You

47:31

won guess what they don't even have a 7-eleven

47:34

in an airport because it's so can gross. They

47:36

won't even let them That

47:45

every airport of the country said we'll put

47:47

slim Jim's at the news Chain

47:52

into this place. That's not what they said though. You know, that's

47:54

why it's not a bit not a good argument Oh

47:57

god neither is they don't need a 24-hour convenience

48:00

store that does. I got news for you. I've

48:02

waited in plenty of your precious argument of

48:04

24-7-7-11 you can go in whenever you want. I

48:08

have waited in tons of lines in a

48:11

7-11 late at night because every drunk on

48:13

planet earth is in there. Behind two, three

48:15

people? What? Two, three people? Easily.

48:18

Not in 60. Easily. By

48:20

the way, it ain't a pleasant answer. You

48:24

were in a pleasant, you were in a pleasant, you were

48:26

in a pleasant Starbucks line in 7-11. You

48:28

were with the dregs of society buying turkey

48:30

jerky. Don't even act like you're going to

48:32

a Starbucks and you're seeing royalty in there.

48:34

Like it's a... I'll take it over

48:36

to 7-11, I'm proud of you. I'll take it over to 7-11. It's

48:39

not, it's not, it's no great gatsby in

48:41

there. This shit... Never shit

48:43

a crack at a Starbucks. This is shit smell emanate, you

48:45

haven't? Nope. You live in New York City,

48:47

you haven't? Not once, no. I've seen them get escorted out all the

48:49

time. Yeah? People are having babies in

48:51

the Starbucks. All the time. You're making things up.

48:54

You're making things up. You can't make

48:56

things up if I can't make things

48:59

up. Don't make things up. No, they

49:01

haven't. Google it. Baby born in

49:03

Starbucks. Google it. I'm sure it'll come up.

49:05

You act like it's an upper class

49:07

place. It's a con game, bro. It's

49:09

dumb people that are going in to

49:11

give them $9 and

49:13

their stupid fucking names. Not even their

49:16

sizes. Not even... And they're smug.

49:18

I don't have a medium, but I was...

49:22

What is medium? No, they don't do that anymore.

49:24

They don't do that anymore. They don't do that anymore. I have

49:26

a bit about it. They don't do that anymore. I have a

49:28

bit about it. They don't do that anymore. I

49:30

have a bit about it. Oh, do that anymore. Oh, did they

49:32

put shit on them? Yeah. No. It

49:35

makes fun of them. He

49:37

just pulled out the sizes and it said all the things that you

49:39

said it didn't say. It doesn't say small, medium,

49:41

large, and now. Get the finger

49:43

out. The bit is

49:45

about tolerance in America and how we don't have

49:47

tolerance and how we are going to refuse to

49:49

say venti to the point that they don't correct

49:52

us at Starbucks anymore. That's the bit. And that

49:54

is true. That's not the only dumb names. They're

49:56

dumb frappuccino and all the stupid names they make

49:58

up and then they just dump in

50:00

there and sugar and then you got

50:03

kids in America that are addicted to

50:05

Starbucks. I don't understand. I don't understand.

50:07

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, feed

50:09

them some Korean barbecue taquitos. That'll keep

50:11

them alive. Starbucks

50:14

just sells that. That's what you go in for.

50:16

You can go into a 7-Eleven and not buy

50:18

a Korean taquito. Okay. But you

50:20

can't get anything half decent for you. I'll tell you

50:22

nothing. I've never gone into a 7-Eleven and bought a

50:24

Korean taquito. There's not one thing half

50:26

decent for you being sold at a 7-Eleven. Tell

50:28

me what it is. Are you

50:31

talking about nutrition's food? I

50:33

am saying everything in there is the worst

50:35

possible thing you could eat. What do you

50:37

mean? So you're just talking about 7-Eleven's hot

50:39

food? What do you

50:41

mean? No, that is everything. That is everything. It's

50:43

hot food. It's a mini

50:46

supermarket show. It's got everything. It's got every

50:48

beverage. It's got every snack. And

50:51

all of it is bad for you. It's soda. It's

50:53

Doritos. It's water. It's

50:55

processed cakes. It's

50:59

shelf pies that sit there for months in an

51:01

environment. Don't go back because I'm

51:03

so observant. When you're trained for a role

51:06

in the Queen, only eat at Starbucks? No.

51:09

But I'm saying to you, Sal, you're arguing. Here's

51:11

my point. Joe, it's a store that is convenient,

51:13

that has everything that's been around forever. You want

51:15

to talk about everything wrong with America. If

51:18

the guy didn't make Super Size Me about McDonald's, he

51:20

would have made it about 7-Eleven. It

51:23

is literally the reason they're talking about

51:25

cancer is on the uptick in this

51:27

country. The American diet. The

51:30

American diet. Processed food that all of

51:32

it is of Frappuccino's and I bet most of it

51:34

is. What? What? Look

51:37

at me in the eyes. And I want you to answer me seriously. Okay? Look

51:40

me in the eyes. What has taken out more people,

51:42

you think? What has given more people diabetes? What has

51:44

caused more people syringe? Let me finish. What

51:47

has caused more people problems in their life with

51:49

their health and their literal body? Frappuccino's

51:53

or Korean Tuquitos from 7-Eleven? That's

51:56

a niche product. They're walking into

51:58

7- Starbucks is deported. Type

52:00

of the Sky employees as saying

52:02

sold at seven am I did

52:04

He is messy I knew everything

52:06

one good same name me one

52:08

thing and seven eleven if you

52:10

did not put it into your

52:12

body on a regular basis would

52:14

not be horrific li bad for

52:16

you know they so water. Okay,

52:19

Okay yes sell the have bottled

52:21

water Seven my children were saying

52:23

every single supermarket and were things

52:25

we know yourself when he's healthy

52:27

season as you for your usual

52:29

I'm not arguing that they have

52:31

good would argue their so was

52:33

it says there are no stray

52:35

off What I'm saying are there

52:37

are no strong what are they

52:39

are fanatics and body officers their

52:41

the scene of okay are you

52:43

use your mission or money or

52:45

seven eleven us of food Isn't

52:47

Greenberg so smart. Cigarettes are better

52:49

than Starbucks. I

52:52

say they are targeting Starbucks for things in

52:54

the Starbucks. Onto this coffee. I'm talking the

52:56

coughing. Still have a never would have watched

52:58

that I'm talking the shit is one learns

53:00

I target a once he gets to put

53:02

it on top. You may also. Known

53:05

as. Opposed

53:12

to Plc. Opposed

53:16

to sell coffee right? Okay, this is

53:18

a convenience store targeting that some people

53:20

decide to put peppermint in their coffee

53:23

or candy canes and that's what defines

53:25

it says he was this what I'm

53:27

saying She was this in his inner

53:29

star bookstore or items of Quality Eat

53:32

Those items are more quality than anything

53:34

you find in a seven Eleven therefore

53:36

it is a better place is overpriced

53:38

bullshit and said the Sport Abroad black

53:41

person stop. Asking what he doesn't raise

53:43

your prices. Have com ago same as

53:45

seven eleven you got sort of the

53:47

earth people in a seven eleven you

53:49

go was are lots of people take

53:51

it's feel more like a paypal second

53:53

ordinary citizens not to call your name

53:55

on as a disease. now

54:00

You're making things up man. They want you to move

54:02

along, but there's always a line But

54:06

they learned There's always a

54:08

line yes Also,

54:10

by the way, I talked to a lot a lot

54:12

of people that are addicted to coffee that I know

54:14

a lot of people that love Coffee they cannot stand

54:16

starbucks. Okay hand to God. I want you know. I

54:18

want you to know we need to go to the

54:20

phones You've embarrassed yourself here today. Not even close You're

54:24

only arguing against 7-eleven with You

54:30

didn't address it as what it

54:33

is I did and what I'm saying

54:35

to you going there for healthy food

54:37

They know what they're getting into that's

54:40

not true now There's an epidemic in

54:42

this country of people eating the wrong

54:44

foods for them There is documentary after

54:47

documentary about it on Netflix whatever every

54:49

supermarket is Because super

54:51

markets have healthy food too. This

54:53

is not that it's not Oh,

54:55

that's the problem with it. I

54:58

would love to Google. I would love to because they did have

55:00

a good time for children young children What

55:04

is affecting young children's health more convenience

55:06

stores? Coffee

55:09

craze the addiction to caffeine

55:11

and the frappuccinos who is

55:13

selling more to young In

55:17

the neighborhood food store, what's read this put

55:20

in childhood obesity and Starbucks and

55:22

flappiture You're

55:25

right you're right now She

55:28

knows more than they're eating I

55:40

didn't drink coffee. Tells in my 20s. Oh my Freshman

55:44

walk around without Dan Lee's full of coffee.

55:46

So now let me just say this please

55:48

So let me just say this please an

55:50

11 year old smoke cigarettes notice how I'm

55:52

not making that argument about 7-eleven Notice

55:54

I'm not making that argument childhood obesity

55:56

in Starbucks. What's up with that? Yeah

56:00

You found the one you found me you you

56:02

skip the article that supported my argument and scream

56:04

It was for your own first article. I can't

56:06

hold it up. No Also

56:10

13 years old so the problem didn't happen Just

56:13

so we know the art the prisoner who supported

56:15

me you screamed over and we jumped off of

56:17

it I didn't I don't need the article is

56:19

cuz you're because you didn't look at it It

56:21

was on the screen for see Google Starbucks. This

56:23

is the first thing they come out with our

56:25

yes Oh Joe and the first time he's on

56:27

saying if you made a point I would be like Just

56:30

go to the phones. Just go to fuck you're pissing me off You're

56:35

pissing me off go to the phones you Know

56:38

I am No,

56:41

not you Great

56:43

point you're too dumb understand you didn't agree

56:46

on one of my points not a single

56:48

one And I'm stupid. That's do it. That's

56:50

a starbucks gonna battle ignorant Starbucks is for

56:52

mid-20s college white women who drive like bovolks

56:54

Dragon jettas there you go. There you go.

56:57

There you go the innovator. No read the

56:59

next one. I'm reading Sandwich

57:06

at 7 all of you can get a lottery ticket a

57:08

cheese chili dog a can of dip and probably yelled at

57:12

The innovative roller for the neck pain migraines

57:14

and not That's

57:19

a lot of roller It's

57:22

the look at the look at

57:24

a magical roadside oasis. He's calling

57:27

7-eleven with all essentials Yeah, yeah,

57:29

that's the essential what it is.

57:31

Yes That's

57:34

what you're not going ranch to read. Oh, no,

57:36

that's what people go there for They give the

57:38

people what they want and those are essential sounds

57:41

You just said they were the

57:43

essentials. How about I go Starbucks

57:45

is the worst sushi restaurant in the world. That's

57:47

valid That's the argument you make it now people

57:49

don't go. I just say this one thing without

57:52

you interrupting Yeah, please let me say this one

57:54

thing without you interrupting and interrupting you. Yes, you

57:56

have okay, okay? You haven't interrupted me I'm

57:59

not talking about me I'm talking about you. Say what you guys

58:01

are saying. No, look at me

58:03

and listen to what I'm about to say to you. What

58:06

I'm saying is this. I understand that that's

58:08

not what they're promoting. There is

58:10

a problem in the country. There are

58:12

documentaries about it that stop. That the

58:14

things that people have readily available all

58:16

the time are terribly bad for them.

58:18

7-Eleven is one of those places. And

58:20

so is Starbucks. So agree to disagree?

58:22

I don't agree to disagree. It

58:25

is. It is. It is.

58:27

It is. It is. It

58:29

is coffee. It is coffee in an epidemic.

58:32

Because of parent? Because of parent? Because whatever.

58:34

Because parent is writing a 12 year old

58:36

drink. Coffee is a different argument than a

58:38

kid going... It's happening. Okay, well. And that's

58:41

where they're getting their coffee. You're crazy if

58:43

you could say that people walk in and

58:45

buy whatever they want. It's banned for them

58:47

at 7-Eleven. But you can't attribute the same

58:49

exact thing to Starbucks. It's not the same

58:51

exact thing. Joe, nobody's going to 7-Eleven to

58:53

get healthy food. Everyone's going to

58:55

Starbucks to get their Frappuccino. That's the

58:57

difference. Because literally the flag

58:59

shifting they sell is the bad thing for

59:01

you. You have options in

59:03

7-Eleven. People are not going there for that.

59:06

People think they're drinking coffee and they're killing

59:08

themselves. I can't believe you can't agree

59:10

with that. Very, very well known point. I

59:13

think... I don't think it's a terrible point.

59:15

But I don't think it's a great point. 7-Eleven coffee

59:17

is... Read everyone. It's all

59:19

joke responses. Read every... I

59:21

have to get boner pills there. 7-Eleven. It's

59:23

not a joke. 7-Eleven is the only place they can get booze, so

59:25

you're not going to get boner pills. 7-Eleven coffee is not great. It

59:28

doesn't pretend to be... It doesn't pretend to be. But it's

59:30

shit so I'm sure. 7-Eleven. We're off

59:32

to the end of coffee time. It's too late. This is

59:34

what I mean. It's a joke response. 7-Eleven is for the

59:36

brave. But what they're saying is that you can get anything.

59:38

That's why it's good. It's a convenience store. It is what it

59:41

claims to be. I don't get what you're not saying. What you're not

59:43

getting. I started just saying it's not putting on airs. No one's going

59:45

there for a reason. I'm not saying it's not putting on air. It's

59:47

not putting on air. It's not putting on air. It's not putting on

59:49

air. It's not putting on air. healthy

1:00:00

food. They are convenient. I saw it. You

1:00:03

made this point seven thousand times. Seven thousand

1:00:05

times. But it's falling on deaf ears. It's

1:00:07

not falling on deaf ears. I am aware

1:00:09

that they don't claim to... Did you see

1:00:11

Super Size Me? I'm about to say something

1:00:13

against my beloved McDonald's. But did you see

1:00:15

Super Size Me? It's not about

1:00:17

them claiming they have healthy food. It's

1:00:20

about the food people have access to

1:00:22

conveniently and the American diet and eating

1:00:24

the wrong thing all the time. Okay.

1:00:27

So if you let me know when you want to hear it, speak to that.

1:00:29

The Frappuccino point you're making is fair. But what

1:00:31

I'm saying is, is if I had to

1:00:33

choose between the two for a meal, I

1:00:35

have a fighting chance at a Starbucks and

1:00:37

I don't think you have a fighting chance

1:00:39

at a 7-Eleven. I don't think

1:00:42

that's an unfair thing to say. That's one point. I

1:00:44

think it's just a...as far as what we're

1:00:46

talking about, it's a really low point. I

1:00:49

think the coffee at Starbucks is excellent. I

1:00:51

buy the ground coffee and the pods in

1:00:54

the store. I think it's impeccable

1:00:56

coffee. I think there is a reason

1:00:59

that it is everywhere. I don't

1:01:01

think it's some corporate scheme. Who is that?

1:01:03

I don't know. It felt like an earthquake.

1:01:06

Do you think it's somebody banging because we're yelling

1:01:08

too loud? Oh, I hope not. Okay.

1:01:12

Okay. I don't think

1:01:14

it's some corporate conspiracy scheme that

1:01:16

we really...we got out of control

1:01:18

again. But

1:01:20

I mean, it's funny for you to stand by

1:01:23

this corporation, this chain

1:01:25

that you're talking about, and you're making

1:01:27

it so pure. If I'm

1:01:29

guilty, Starbucks is guilty. The only thing I

1:01:31

can say is people know

1:01:33

what they're getting when they go there. They're not being fooled and

1:01:35

think they're drinking coffee. You don't realize how bad it is. Also,

1:01:38

there might be 5,000

1:01:41

products in a 7-Eleven, and you're signaling

1:01:43

now Korean to keep us. I'm not, chow.

1:01:46

I've said...you weren't listening. I said chow. I

1:01:48

should not eat shit. I said chow. I said

1:01:50

chow. I said chow. If

1:01:53

it's not the heat lamp food, it's the chips

1:01:55

in the bag. They're terrible for you. If it's

1:01:57

not that, it's the candy. Oh, terrible. It's

1:02:00

the cake style terrible. They

1:02:03

have holes on salted almonds that you

1:02:05

can make Yes,

1:02:07

there are a few things in there that you

1:02:09

never want to go for cigarettes. You know for

1:02:11

the newspaper you go for a beer It

1:02:14

that's what it is look you're clearly gonna win this

1:02:16

so let's just let's just go before you saw the

1:02:18

phones You definitely didn't think

1:02:20

that you said before that I thought Starbucks. I

1:02:22

thought I don't know that I'm gonna win I

1:02:25

didn't see one pro Starbucks comment You

1:02:28

never know okay, you never know All

1:02:31

right, we've got 5700 votes in

1:02:33

general. I hear people gripe about things

1:02:35

about Starbucks in general I hear

1:02:37

that every once in a while I never hear people

1:02:39

go in on a 7-eleven because there's no need to

1:02:41

there they know what they are No one's gonna be

1:02:43

like 7-eleven. Yes, they know Starbucks

1:02:46

is the one that's like oh he's a code

1:02:48

to use our bathroom Yeah,

1:02:50

you can't come in here just to use the Wi-Fi wait

1:02:52

till we call you name get online Five

1:02:55

album it's really terrible Starbucks to

1:02:57

go spend 350 and you can

1:02:59

sit here Five

1:03:01

dollars for a cup Started to

1:03:04

turn and go downhill When they were in

1:03:06

a billion years from now when they're tracing this back and

1:03:08

they're going over and you're gonna say you think Starbucks is

1:03:10

far I'm gonna say the day the earth accepted a five

1:03:12

dollar cup of coffee was the day it's not a five

1:03:15

dollar cup of Coffee, it's a two.

1:03:17

It's a two dollar and sixty five cent

1:03:19

cup of coffee. It's not a Bestseller

1:03:22

the best seller is a shit. But that

1:03:24

doesn't matter. So that doesn't matter that put

1:03:26

me saying a Small

1:03:29

soda at 7-eleven is the same as a

1:03:31

giant swurpee. It's not the same thing It's

1:03:35

so funny. Do you talk about healthy

1:03:37

foods? They have they have caramel in

1:03:39

pump? They have hot

1:03:41

sauce. I green

1:03:43

I understand I

1:03:47

understand I understand that's of it,

1:03:49

but you have a fighting chance. Yeah, that's what

1:03:51

I'm saying All right. Let's go to humble pie.

1:03:53

Let's see. We got here. We got 6,000 votes

1:03:57

V as hovering over Starbucks. I have a

1:04:00

feeling I'm gonna get wow up here. There you go

1:04:02

baby. Those are my people

1:04:04

out there. Yeah. I love you.

1:04:06

7-Eleven takes it. 7-Eleven, and I didn't know

1:04:08

that they would, but 7-Eleven takes it 61.9% to

1:04:10

38.1%, which is handily, handily. And let me tell

1:04:12

you something right now.

1:04:18

Starbucks is the behemoth. This

1:04:21

is the worldwide leader in

1:04:24

that market. It has the market share. It

1:04:26

is nothing to sneeze at. So it had

1:04:29

a level playing field. I

1:04:31

do believe it did. Like

1:04:34

I said, you're talking about like metropolitan people, people. You're

1:04:36

talking about coastal people. What about the middle of the

1:04:38

country? Do you know how the show works? We're done.

1:04:40

I'm just saying. Don't be a

1:04:42

slow winner. We have the thoughts. We're done.

1:04:45

By the way, people, if

1:04:48

you could get him inside of a 7-Eleven,

1:04:50

I will give you the savings in my

1:04:52

bank account right now. I never went to

1:04:54

work. You guys can't argue with my wife.

1:04:57

No. That

1:05:00

wasn't a joke to make you. Yeah. Okay.

1:05:03

Can we end it? Rifesh?

1:05:07

That wasn't a joke to make you. It was. I

1:05:11

kind of think you're all right still. Fine.