0:00

Taste buds, they coming to the mic talking

0:02

about the food they hate talking about the

0:04

food they like Two fools gonna fight but

0:06

only one food can be right Taste buds,

0:09

man yeah they coming to the- Alright taste

0:11

tees welcome to T-A-S-T-E butts! It's a big

0:13

day we are at the end The

0:16

end championship of uh what was it 16?

0:18

Three weeks 16 toys This

0:21

is the finals This is

0:24

the finals This is the championship battle I

0:26

honestly I don't know if we're supposed to like

0:28

kick off a different battle after this because

0:30

we can't have the whole we've talked about these

0:32

things already I've got stuff to take up

0:34

some of our time Okay but

0:36

there shall be no real debate here in this

0:39

room Well there'll be a debate there'll be a

0:41

debate Okay But we we don't know yet who

0:43

the finalists are because Lego is going in uh

0:46

and we think it's going in against

0:48

Star Wars but Star Wars and Etch

0:51

A Sketch were so close That

0:54

We wanted to give a little breathing room We wanted to

0:56

give a little breathing room Now can we get an update

0:58

on the Etch A Sketch? Yeah Star Wars numbers Okay okay

1:01

Star Wars is getting a little more ahead now it's 52.1 to

1:03

47.9 Oh

1:05

I didn't want to know the okay No we

1:07

we can check to see but we think

1:09

it's going to be Star Wars Okay The

1:13

problem was it was 52 to 48 it went it

1:15

was up for such a short period of time

1:17

we thought it needed more breathing room I can't

1:19

I still can't believe that I can't believe it's

1:21

that close that now is the hatred of

1:24

modern Star Wars coming out It's got to be it's got

1:26

to be Who the hell was like playing

1:28

with an Etch A Sketch more? But

1:30

there were kids on that they're saying talking like

1:32

it was a fancy toy they couldn't have I

1:34

get was it Oh we got it we do

1:36

we think about the Etch A Sketch tournament that

1:38

was was through now Oh yeah so that's for

1:40

no we didn't but we'll just Look

1:45

here's the tournament we're each going to get an Etch

1:47

A Sketch here at Taste Buds LLC

1:49

Incorporated We're each going

1:51

to practice with it for a week we're

1:54

going to come back in We're going to

1:56

all V, Trevor, Steve, me and Sal will

1:58

have to draw on the You got your

2:00

sketch, an image. Alogia. That's

2:03

crazy. Are you nuts? Look

2:05

at the curves on that thing. Yeah. Maybe

2:08

the shoe. Okay. That's

2:12

the way to look. Maybe even just

2:14

the no-press, just the way it's written

2:16

there. Block letters. I

2:18

mean, buddy, it's a lot harder than you think. Why

2:21

don't we do it with Ronald McDonald's face? Because you

2:23

haven't brought him up in a while. All

2:25

right. I mean, we could. That's hard, dude.

2:29

But yeah. What about the McDonald's logo? I don't think

2:31

we're going to have... What can you do in 10 minutes? What

2:33

do you mean? We're not going to have... How much time are we

2:35

going to take to do this? You're going to have to speed it

2:37

up. I mean, we're not going to... You know, we can't show it

2:39

in real time, but... All right. All

2:42

right. How about... But we'll

2:44

set a timer. How about we pick one

2:47

food? Like we all

2:49

draw a cheeseburger or pizza

2:51

or something like that. You know? Okay.

2:54

I don't know. All right. Well,

2:56

the image to be determined. But... But

2:58

what we will do is... Obviously,

3:01

we still need to get the extra sketch or whatever.

3:03

So we will announce... This

3:05

is happening. We will announce, though, when it's

3:07

go time on an episode.

3:10

And then from that episode... Well... But

3:14

this is getting convoluted. We're here on my now.

3:16

Yeah. So okay. So

3:19

here's the deal. We're announcing this today, which means when you

3:21

hear this today, which I believe is April 22nd. Yeah.

3:25

So you start sending your sketches... Start

3:27

sending them tomorrow or as soon as today. Send

3:30

them to the email address. You all have it. It's

3:32

right here on the bottom of the screen. Take a

3:34

look there. Set it there. Make sure

3:36

you put it in the subject line at your sketch contest

3:39

so we know. Start sending

3:41

them sometime in the future. We

3:43

don't know when. Bear with us.

3:46

But sometime in the future, we will

3:48

be picking a winner and also... Probably

3:50

in a few weeks. Yeah. Might

3:52

be a couple months. Let's

3:56

just say Lucy Goosy. But the point is, we

3:58

are going to do it definitely. not

4:00

done in vain and on

4:02

the episode where we pick the winner, we will also

4:05

do our own Etch A Sketch contest that we've already

4:07

discussed. Correct, and we will decide what those stakes are

4:09

in house. I

4:11

think though there's got to

4:14

be a really good prize, I think, for maybe the

4:16

winner or for a thing. Well, we're going to

4:18

determine that way. We want to be a part of creativity. We

4:21

want to see skill level. Look,

4:24

maybe you don't have a skill level, but you can impress us

4:26

with your creativity. I don't know. Maybe you

4:28

can guess outside the box. Maybe it's something... I'll tell

4:30

you a prize. Ready? Here's what the

4:32

prize will be. Here's what the prize will be. Ready? Full

4:35

suite of Taste Buds merch. Here's what the

4:37

prize will be. Ready? Yeah. We

4:40

will pick five winners, and

4:44

each of those winners will

4:46

receive an Etch A Sketch actually

4:49

used by one of the Taste

4:51

Buds alumni on there. Is

4:53

that fair? That's fun. I think it's fun. I

4:56

don't want

4:59

to deal with any mailing.

5:02

We'll get Trevor or me or Steve to do

5:04

it, right? Right. I think we

5:06

also include a video and then some merch

5:08

or something like that. We want

5:10

to give them motivation to do this. Guys,

5:12

there's going to be a prize. Order

5:15

yourself an Etch A Sketch. It might be what I just

5:17

said it might not be. The point is just start sending

5:19

the Etch A Sketch screencaps of what you're doing. You have

5:21

plenty of time, right? Because it's going to be a few

5:23

weeks. I don't have an Etch A Sketch. Go pick one

5:25

up. They're reasonably priced at a local market.

5:28

I don't know if they are. Amazon. In

5:30

1960, they sold for $299, which in 2002 was $30. Etch

5:34

A Sketch aren't going for $30. There's probably

5:37

a better landing cost

5:39

now for that company these days. Here's

5:42

the thing. If you don't have one, pick one up.

5:44

Preferably go and support a mom and pop store and pick

5:46

one up. Versus

5:51

what? The big

5:53

evil chain toy store? You need to order

5:55

from the behemoth. You

5:57

mean not from Amazon? Yeah, I mean do what you got. Some

6:00

people are at the time. You're lucky if you

6:02

find a KB at this point. They're

6:05

close. I mean, you're a local shop. Now

6:07

I have something else to also take

6:10

$16.99 at your local Target at your Target.

6:26

The basement is the bottom. Right. Go

6:28

as low as you work to your

6:30

abilities and we'll judge whether you

6:32

have any talent. And actually, another

6:34

thing too is we

6:36

will show these. So we're

6:39

not just going to show, like we're going to show anyone that

6:41

interests us. So if there's some really

6:43

funny ones or really good ones or particularly odd

6:45

ones or whatever unique ones, we

6:47

will definitely show these and comment on them

6:50

on an episode. It'll be at the Etch A

6:52

Sketch app. All right. I have something over here

6:55

that I brought specially on the show for the

6:57

show today. Okay. It's relevant.

6:59

So I'm going to start handing you some clues.

7:02

Clues? Yeah. Oh,

7:04

I love clues. Let's start with

7:06

this. I love clues. Okay.

7:09

This is, this seems like the New

7:12

Orleans, what do they call that? The Lord of the Lees?

7:14

Is that what they call it? The

7:16

kerchief. No, I know this is a kerchief. A

7:18

kerchief? That is very funny. It's

7:20

a kerchief. You call it a kerchief? Kerchief. Kerchief.

7:23

I don't know. I got to be honest. I

7:26

always thought it was a kerchief. You might be

7:28

right. You type kerchief in and then hit pronunciation. I don't even

7:30

know how these... I'm sorry. K-E-R-C-H-E-I-F. I

7:32

believe. Now hit that thing there.

7:34

Kerchief. I could hear it.

7:36

Kerchief. Yeah. Kerchief is

7:39

more fun. Okay. Okay. But

7:42

this is not a Florida lease. Is that what it's called? Well, it

7:44

does. It does. It

7:46

does. It does. It

7:48

does. It does. It does. It

7:51

does. It

7:55

does. It

7:58

does. I just

8:00

gave it away right here. You think it might

8:02

have, but I don't know if you do know.

8:04

It was Joe DeRosa's dad at

8:07

the We Blow factory with

8:11

the- Comic

8:13

had that joke. It was so funny. He goes,

8:16

I joined a boys' cup scouts. Where

8:20

we blows. And he goes, not in my tent. We

8:22

don't. Whose

8:27

joke was that? That joke is so funny. God damn it.

8:29

I know where this is going. This is going to be

8:31

the- You may or may

8:34

not know where it's going. Take a guess. I feel it's going

8:36

to be the, what do you call it? The stock or the-

8:38

The Pinewood Derby. The Pinewood Derby, the car that

8:40

you and your dad made. Okay. Ready for

8:42

the next clue? Was this the kerchief that you

8:45

wore? This

8:47

is why they're clues. Please tell me that- Just

8:49

take your guesses. Please tell me you brought a

8:51

photo of you in this at the time. Just

8:53

take your guesses. All right. Well, right now I

8:55

feel like I'm seeing part of your Boy Scout

8:57

uniform. Okay. There's

9:00

also, now that I'm looking at it, this is handmade. This

9:03

was probably the crust of your local organization and

9:05

you had to make a, do you have to

9:07

make it? I don't know. What is this? I

9:09

knew I handed myself like a, like a- No,

9:13

it doesn't have bed bugs right now. No, I didn't know if

9:15

this was like a jock strap. What the

9:17

hell is it? Is it a hat? This is

9:19

like a camo type of

9:22

military hat, but it's for

9:24

the size of a- My buddy.

9:27

Might be a babysat. I don't know. Okay.

9:30

So now I'm getting confused because, oh

9:32

wait, this is probably still your Boy

9:34

Scout uniform. No? Could be. Cub

9:37

Scout for her, I was in Cub Scout. Which

9:39

is the youngest. Okay. Oh, this

9:41

was the size of your head when

9:44

you did Cub Scout? This

9:46

can't fit on this one. This is a newborn

9:49

child size. I

9:51

mean, we don't know. This had to be your-

9:54

look at your head right now. If you

9:56

have a war that's had it was in the womb. What's

9:59

that? I said looking at the size of your

10:01

head right now, if you ever wore this hat, it was in the

10:03

womb. Well, you don't know. Well,

10:05

that was a fun little twip that you really...

10:07

I know, I laughed. I'm kind of native. Next

10:10

quote. I am so

10:12

confused right now, dude. Did

10:14

you steal a chai? Did you pay me the sock of

10:16

a certainly... What

10:18

would you do if I pulled a baby out

10:20

of here? I

10:22

mean, this would be a sweeps week episode. This

10:26

is the sock of a zero

10:28

to three month old child. Zero

10:31

to three month old. Could be. Or...

10:34

Oh my God. Oh my God. Stop

10:36

it. I was wrong. I was wrong and I

10:39

feel foolish. Tell me. Tell

10:42

me that this is the outfit of a Cabbage

10:44

Patch Pit. Oh my

10:46

God. Oh

10:49

my God. The

10:51

way he peed off of my... Oh

10:54

my God. This is an aftermarket outfit. You

10:57

made this outfit. I don't know where those

10:59

canes come from. He didn't even talk to Cabbage Patch

11:01

Pit. I made him into my own fatigue. My mom

11:03

and dad maybe sewed outfits for it. Yeah, they didn't

11:05

make fatigue. Oh, he's got the pants on. Oh my

11:07

God, dude. Where did you get

11:09

your childhood Cabbage Patch Pit? Can I tell you

11:11

something? Unbeknownst to my

11:14

parents that we had just

11:16

talked about this on the podcast. No

11:18

way. They showed up the other

11:20

day in my house with a box. No

11:23

way. And while I... While

11:25

I was cooking lunch for us, my

11:27

dad came up behind me... Cooking lunch? And

11:30

did a voice. Yeah, he was making

11:32

ravioli and stuff. Lunch? Yeah. Because

11:35

it was like a lunch dinner thing. Litter, if you will. I

11:37

was cooking and my dad came up behind me doing

11:39

a funny voice and he goes, hey, he goes,

11:41

hey, did you make any food for me? And

11:44

I was like, what is he doing? I

11:46

said, I know. And I

11:48

turned around and he was holding a... Did

11:50

you freak? Well, hold on. You kept

11:52

this from me. You probably... I

11:56

turned around and he was holding a Kermit the Frog that I

11:58

had as a child. I got a Kermit too, bro. And

12:00

I was like, oh, wow, where'd you get

12:02

that? And he goes, you see me, you see how

12:04

I walked in with a box? And I go, yeah.

12:06

And he goes, I got all your old stuffed

12:09

animals in there. And guess what

12:11

else is in there? Your Cabbage Patch Kit. And I

12:13

go, you've got to be kidding me right now. You

12:15

brought it? I go, we

12:17

were just talking about it. The week before,

12:19

he showed up with the Pinewood Derby cars.

12:21

Right. Right. The

12:24

only reason I didn't bring those is because I actually kind of cherished them

12:26

and want them. This stays in the

12:28

studio. Sorry. Oh,

12:30

he does? Yeah, this stays in the studio.

12:32

He should be the new man. I should get mine. And

12:35

it's... Oh my God. There you go. Can

12:38

I see him? Yeah, of course. There you go.

12:41

All right. Come here, buddy. Does he still

12:43

smell like baby powder? I don't know. He does.

12:46

So is the diaper on. It smells like a mixture of dust. But

12:48

guess what else I got here? Any basement? The

12:50

basement and baby powder are adequate. They hit the carpet.

12:53

I'll tell you, hold on a second. Hold on, though.

12:55

Yeah. I wanted to look under his

12:57

pants. Oh, no. But this

12:59

outfit was definitely not manufactured. No,

13:01

that was... This is a

13:03

pajama fatigue. But underneath is

13:06

the original Cabbage Patch diaper. The

13:08

original diaper. Look, full Cub Scout

13:10

uniform that I guess my mom

13:12

crafted for him. For him. I

13:15

guess so, yeah. Do you remember his name? Well,

13:17

I'm glad you asked, Jim. First... Oh

13:19

my God. Oh my God. Oh, that's

13:21

going up in the frame at the end of the day. Oh,

13:25

that's going up in the frame and behind me

13:27

like it's my doctorate. That's

13:30

going up in the frame like it's a doctorate

13:32

behind us. Remember I couldn't remember his goofy name?

13:34

Yeah. Hold on a second. Let's take it

13:36

a little by little because I'm a little overwhelmed. Okay. First

13:40

of all, is this a full size? Yeah.

13:42

I guess we just got bigger. Yeah, that was standard size. This

13:45

is phenomenal. This is

13:47

a 40-year-old diaper I'm holding. And

13:51

it's in pristine condition.

13:54

Yeah. I mean, you didn't really take

13:56

those things outside or anything. Wow. They kind

13:58

of stayed in one piece. It's actually a diaper. Yeah. This

14:02

is ass signed? It is. His

14:04

ass is signed. And this says 1984 on the ass. Wow.

14:08

I just called it a 40 year old diaper. It is a

14:10

40 year old fit. That's the nail that brought it ahead. I

14:13

definitely brought that to school once or twice. Yeah.

14:17

He's got some wear and tear on him, but other than

14:19

that, he's in good shape. He's in

14:21

decent shape. Now there's two

14:24

certificates though. I

14:26

can't stop looking at them. What can you look at?

14:28

I can't stop looking at them. So

14:31

they give you a birth certificate. And

14:33

the articles are close together. Look at this.

14:36

They give you a birth certificate and an adoption

14:38

certificate that you can put your own information on.

14:41

Yes. Oh, this is amazing, bro.

14:44

This is... There it is. Can

14:46

I read it? Can I read it? Yeah.

14:49

There you go. What do we want

14:51

to do first? What

14:54

do we want to do first? You

14:58

can read the... Okay. Oh

15:01

my God. All right. So...

15:03

I know the name. I know the name is nuts.

15:05

It's a dope name. I know. My

15:07

guy was Heywood Thurman. Well, that was my sister. I forget

15:09

my name. All right. So his

15:11

name is Darwin Ervin. Yeah.

15:15

Darwin Ervin. Darwin is pretty cool. Yeah.

15:18

It sounds like a professor or something. Darwin Ervin. His

15:21

birthday is November 1st. So on November 1st, this

15:23

guy's going to be 40. Here's

15:26

the actual patch. On the 3rd, I'll be 39. Is

15:29

that right? Yeah. He

15:32

was born... You guys may have been born

15:34

in the same patch. Full

15:37

name. Family history. Full

15:39

name. Xavier Roberts. Birthdays.

15:43

Cleveland. This mofo's out of Cleveland? Date, October 31st, 1955. Oh,

15:47

so Xavier Roberts is still only 69

15:49

years old. Wait.

15:51

Who are you reading? So

15:54

this is Xavier Roberts. The guy that created the dolls.

15:56

Oh, got it. Got it. Look at

15:58

this. I got confused for a second. Wait

16:00

a second, I'm sorry. Is this

16:02

the footprint, thumbprint and footprints of

16:05

Darwin Ervin or Xavier Roberts? Let

16:07

me see. Birthplace,

16:10

Atlanta, Georgia, February 23,

16:14

1954. Well, how do you like that? He just turned... He's

16:16

actually born 20... So, a

16:18

few... A couple months ago was

16:22

his 70th birthday. Happy birthday, Xavier Roberts.

16:24

That's a copy. On the back, it's

16:26

a copy of Xavier Roberts' actual birth

16:28

certificate. You could tell that identity

16:31

theft wasn't a thing back then. He's got

16:33

his fingerprints on this thing and everything. Darwin

16:36

Ervin, born November 1st. Now, let's

16:38

see Joe's adoption papers here. Signature

16:42

of the adoption office and the chief of

16:44

staff, again, Xavier Roberts. Official adoption

16:46

certificate, oath of adoption. In front

16:48

of another person... Joe, do

16:50

you recall if you've done this? Would you like to renew

16:52

your vows with him? I

16:56

gotta be honest with you. I don't remember

16:58

ever having to go somewhere to fill that

17:00

out, but clearly we went somewhere and it

17:02

was officially stamped. Look at

17:04

how neat the stamping is of my

17:06

home address. It's got a gold foil

17:08

seal and then everything on

17:10

here is literally printed out. I

17:13

think you mailed that in and

17:15

they stamped it for you or

17:17

whatever. Why don't we

17:19

renew your adoption with him? Okay,

17:22

here we go. In front of another person, please raise

17:24

your right hand and say... You

17:30

ready, Bruce? Yeah. Alright. If you're

17:32

at home and you have a cabbage patch and

17:34

you want to just pause this, go get them. And you could

17:36

just insert your name here and you could do the vows with

17:38

them and renew your adoption at home. Alright,

17:41

ready? Here we go. In front of another person, raise

17:43

your right hand and say... I

17:48

promise to love my cabbage patch, kid. I

17:50

promise to love my cabbage patch, kid. With

17:52

all my heart. With all my heart. I

17:54

promise to be a good and kind parent.

17:56

I promise to be a good and kind

17:58

parent. I will always remember... I

18:00

will always remember how special how special

18:02

my cabbage patch kid is to me

18:05

my cabbage patch kid is to me

18:09

Joe I hereby certify on this day of

18:12

Whatever it is that you are now

18:14

readopted with Darwin Erwin Ervin. Okay, and he has

18:16

a new home here now today Here

18:19

he is. Welcome to the studio Darwin. Those are

18:21

his original pants. Let's put him back in his

18:23

original pants Okay, the blue ones. Okay, let's do

18:25

that. Yeah, I feel like i'm running a nursery right

18:27

now uh This

18:29

is really really funny. Well, this went over as big

18:31

as I hoped it would This is I

18:33

mean, I mean because you're this isn't this isn't really a

18:35

board. I got more I got

18:38

something else. You have more I got something

18:40

else. It must be like I did it

18:42

must be my birthday today This is very

18:44

fun for me wants a sister Oh

18:48

my god, my mind is blown I have no balls

18:51

No balls are off my balls

18:54

are blown off you held a sister

18:56

in check this dude, let me tell you that

18:58

was my mom's cabbage Get

19:04

it for her because she thought it was like why did she

19:06

why did your mom get a couch trash kid didn't ask any

19:08

questions Okay, because it was like it was all the rage and

19:10

she's like I wanted on the fun I wanted on the on

19:12

the fever the hoopla. I was like, I want to get one

19:15

So you could have a girl and even though you won't want

19:17

a girl. I want to have a boy in the girl Honestly

19:19

don't know. Well, did she want to turn it over? I make

19:21

a profit. No, no, no She didn't want to make a problem.

19:23

She definitely had this like it. This was sat this sat on

19:25

our couch Is it when I was a kid? I remember. Oh

19:27

my god. Let me see this bitch and I

19:30

got her certificate too. Oh my

19:32

god, dude. This is crazy. This

19:34

is they look like they're related They

19:37

really do and well notice

19:39

the condition Of

19:41

your mom's yeah, her's never left the house.

19:43

Yeah, I mean that is a mint condition

19:45

cabbage This guy has seen some

19:47

shit this guy he's been in the ditch. Yeah Without

19:51

question. Yeah, this this sister has watched

19:53

from the window. Yes. Yeah. Yeah I

19:56

think my mom made that bib for

19:58

her Like I don't

20:00

think that bib came with her. I think my mom

20:02

made that. Wow, that's something else. My mom used to

20:04

cross stitch like nobody's business. Oh, I love a good

20:06

cross stitch. Yeah. So, and

20:09

these are her socks, I think. That's

20:11

why I thought you had infant socks on you. I

20:14

knew it would throw you off. I

20:16

mean, I haven't held one of these

20:18

things in weeks. Her name is almost,

20:22

I dare say, sort of strippery.

20:26

All right, let's get guesses. Would it be able to be

20:28

guessed? No. No, okay.

20:30

No, but it's as wild a pairing as

20:32

all their names are. All their names are

20:34

wild pairing. But this one's got a little

20:36

bit of a sex vibe. Okay, let me

20:38

think about this. Veronica

20:42

Sin. No, no, no, no. Not

20:45

that one in the notes. Let's take five guesses. Yeah. Chastity

20:48

Williams. Closer,

20:51

but no. Closer?

20:53

Closer than Sin. Yeah.

20:56

Okay, okay. Okay. I'm

20:58

going to put her socks on while you guess. Oh, please do.

21:01

Trump, can you do these now? Can you

21:03

put on Darwin Irvin's original pants, please? Of

21:06

course. Okay.

21:11

I'm going to guess. Okay,

21:13

give me the first initials of the first and last.

21:16

C-G. C-G.

21:18

Okay. All

21:20

right, C-G. I got, ready?

21:23

Yes. Corinna

21:26

Glitter. No. It would

21:28

never be a word like glitter. I

21:32

know. It's always two first names. I know, but you said the

21:34

first. I know, but I want- It's always two first names? Yeah,

21:36

the names are always- Oh. It's

21:38

usually two, you know what I mean? Okay, okay. Right?

21:41

It's never like something Johnson. Okay. You know?

21:44

Then, okay, okay. So ready? Courtney

21:49

Gale. Very

21:51

good. No, but very good.

21:53

Is her first name Cherry? No. But

21:57

close. The closest, anyways.

21:59

Okay, I got it. I got it. I

22:01

got it. Okay. Charisma George.

22:04

No, very good though. You ready? I'm

22:07

overshone and I really feel like I can. I love, you know, I just feel like,

22:09

wouldn't it be something if we guessed? Yeah. Where

22:11

can I put this? Up your ass and to the

22:13

left. Oh, that's. All right. Just hit up

22:15

here, buddy. Let me know if you need anything. Jesus. Oh,

22:18

Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

22:21

Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

22:24

Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh,

22:27

Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh,

22:29

Jesus. Oh, my God. Joe, she hit

22:31

her head. You're supposed to sign the get the bursar.

22:34

You never did. This is what we make it

22:36

official today. You're going to sign it today. Yeah. I

22:43

noticed you brought the peanut butter back with you this week. I

22:45

forgot. I have my peanut butter

22:47

again. And

22:52

I'm just coincidentally wearing the same sweatshirt. Listen,

22:56

ready for the name? I went for the change

22:58

of clothes. I put a little effort in. Are

23:03

you ready for the name? No, I want to guess again.

23:05

How about. All right.

23:07

Ready? Camille. No. All

23:10

right. Let's go name by name. Just hit

23:12

me with the C. Did we say cinnamon? You're never going

23:14

to get either of these. I promise you, you will never

23:17

guess either. But you said it to first names. I know.

23:19

But I promise you. Yeah. Like,

23:22

like, okay. All right. So let me just give

23:24

you. All right. Give me the

23:26

first name. It's S. Cordy.

23:29

Okay. It's got an S. Cordy vibe. You

23:32

want to get to know. No. Ready?

23:35

Yeah. Cash Genevieve.

23:37

That's awesome. That's awesome. Cash.

23:40

And she's born a month earlier on October 1st.

23:46

I noticed something when I got these. A lot of

23:48

times their birthdays were like the first of the month

23:51

or like, you know, like a lot of

23:53

it was like that. I don't know why. Maybe

23:56

the patch only blossoms on the first. Cash

23:58

Genevieve. Cash Genevieve. Genevieve. Hold

24:01

on, I'm just putting all of his clothes with him. There

24:03

was somebody whose job it was to

24:05

have a database. Yeah. Right?

24:09

Yeah. Did they

24:11

say that they never said no two names were

24:13

the same, right? No, they didn't. No, no, no.

24:16

That's absolutely part of it. That's

24:18

why they're so eclectic, the names. Yeah, yeah,

24:20

yeah. So there's no other Cabbage Patch Kid

24:22

named Cash Genevieve? There can't be because no

24:24

two are the same. I would love to

24:27

out Xavier Roberts right now and find out

24:29

if there's two. Imagine, she

24:31

might have a relative she doesn't know about.

24:33

I mean, there could be a Genevieve. If

24:36

they're out there listening. Maybe

24:38

there's another Genevieve. Yeah, Genevieve

24:40

and the Ervin family. If you're out

24:42

there, we have your children or your cousins or anything. Oh,

24:47

snap. My only guess is that

24:49

my dad and mom crafted me

24:51

a camouflage outfit because

24:53

at some point I wanted to kind of man

24:55

up the doll. Yeah,

24:58

you would now you would take that in the

25:00

woods and you wanted to see how I can

25:02

make big kids. Something right? Question. Let's

25:04

go back to let's let's call it on

25:07

Edge of Sketch Star Wars so I can put up the poll. Yeah.

25:10

For the championship. Oh, shit. Where

25:12

were we at, Stevie, on time? 31, but the stuff that

25:14

I'm cutting out is probably like five minutes. So

25:17

okay. Okay. Okay.

25:20

So let's let's get a final. Let's call it on. Final

25:22

final here to know what the championship

25:24

is. All right. It held strong.

25:27

Oh, it actually lost the step. Edge

25:29

of Sketch gained a little bit, but

25:31

after 3000 votes, Star Wars is eking

25:34

it out at 51.8 to

25:36

48.2%. Yes. That's

25:38

for me, I think this is going to be a

25:40

this is probably the closest battle. Man,

25:43

I'm I'm I don't know

25:45

what else more to say, really. It just it's

25:47

a testament to the Edge of Sketch. Yeah. It's

25:50

or to Star Wars is hatred. It's a

25:52

testament. But notice what I put, though. Remember,

25:54

you're voting based on the 80s. And

25:58

I know. But all right. Let's

26:00

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26:02

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26:05

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26:07

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26:24

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we started out with 16 Titans, we've come down

32:58

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33:01

of the top tier of even the top tiers

33:03

that we all selected just to begin with. Now,

33:05

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33:07

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33:09

tweet 16 just like we did with this and

33:11

then the winner of that would face off against

33:13

the winner of this. Yeah, but we won't do

33:16

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33:18

do that at some point. But for now, we're focused on

33:20

the 80s toys and here we are

33:22

folks, this is the dance, our

33:26

final matchup, Lego versus

33:28

Star Wars. And in

33:30

this now, we did

33:32

not count wins or loses for Sal or

33:34

myself throughout this bracket, the entire sweet 16.

33:36

But now we are choosing a side,

33:39

I am taking team Star Wars, Sal

33:41

is taking team Lego, you

33:43

are probably gonna win. But

33:46

I am fighting with my heart here.

33:48

You never know, you never know. Because

33:50

God, God, God do I hate Legos.

33:52

And with that in mind, it's time

33:55

to be a DTLE buds. Legos

33:58

suck, they just suck man. They

34:00

suck. I mean, they're the biggest toy

34:02

going right now. But

34:05

why? Innovation. The

34:07

continued notification of this

34:09

culture we live in

34:12

where... It's innovative and

34:15

it's now assimilated itself with pop

34:17

culture and nostalgia all in the

34:19

same. So it's

34:21

relevant and it's

34:24

also can be enjoyed by all ages. I

34:28

think... It's a puzzle, you know?

34:30

And it's a puzzle of varying degrees and varying

34:33

themes. It's not a puzzle. It's a

34:35

project. It is something. But here's the

34:37

thing, man. Here's the thing. I

34:40

think Lego's represent... I don't want to put too fine a

34:42

point on it. I think they represent everything wrong with our

34:44

society as a toy because

34:47

it's a puzzle that's not a puzzle. It's

34:51

a project where they tell you exactly what

34:53

to do. It's paint by numbers. It's paint

34:56

by numbers. It's everything taken by the hand.

34:58

But it's fascinating. The Lego

35:00

movies take all these things that are really

35:02

cool and really iconic and have a lot

35:04

of edge and just make them cute and

35:06

funny and harmless. Can I tell you one

35:09

of my favorite things? Lego's doing a lot

35:11

that I don't appreciate right now. One of

35:13

my favorite, I think it was GameCube games

35:15

maybe? Was Star Wars Lego. Yeah, I had

35:17

it. They converged. That was fun. It was

35:20

okay. That life table was fun. Yeah. It

35:22

was fun. But you get my point. Like

35:25

Lego is like, you're in the

35:27

movie. There's no real danger. A

35:30

person could die but doesn't die. Can I

35:32

say something? Everything's got a joke. You

35:35

get what I'm saying? There

35:38

are different skill levels, right? They

35:40

sell them in different skill levels and they are challenging.

35:42

So in that way they are a puzzle. Sometimes

35:45

you just can't like figure something out or you've

35:47

missed something up. You got to go back. It

35:49

takes time. It takes precision. It takes concentration

35:51

and focus. And at the end you

35:54

do feel a sense of gratification, satisfaction,

35:56

and accomplishment. And you do

35:58

feel at least You

36:02

get the feeling like you created

36:04

something, because you did. You

36:08

have a sense of like you're an artist in

36:10

a way. I

36:12

think that when

36:14

I was in high school, the art teacher

36:17

would say, sometimes

36:19

the students, they

36:24

would copy a thing. They'd look at something and

36:26

recreate it over here. The

36:28

art teacher would

36:30

say, look, it doesn't mean

36:32

that what you just did didn't take skill, but

36:35

it's not art when you're

36:37

recreating something somebody else did. Real art

36:39

is your own thing that you

36:42

create. Whatever, right? Yeah, but Lego

36:44

has that built in. But what

36:46

I'm saying is, is that to me, Lego

36:48

is the version of that that I'm talking

36:50

about where it's like, you're not creating your...

36:53

Lego is drifted far away from the create your

36:55

own thing. It is very much now like, make

36:58

the replica. I'm talking about it back then. Okay, all

37:00

right. Back then there were little building sets, not anywhere

37:02

near what they have now. There were two kinds. There

37:04

were the building sets that were smaller, you know, you

37:06

general like, you know, ship, whatever

37:09

it was, like, you know, there were, there were

37:11

like the nation's building sets of Lego, at least

37:13

from when we were around. But

37:15

you have the open-ended creativity of blank canvas you

37:18

have with the original building blocks. And

37:20

that was my version of the Lego.

37:23

I found as a depressed

37:25

child, which I was,

37:27

I didn't need a bucket

37:30

of bricks to be laid in front of me telling

37:33

me, you figure it out. What I needed was to

37:35

be swept away into another universe and nothing could

37:37

do that. Like Star Wars, aside from

37:39

Masters of the Universe, which I went hard to paint

37:41

for. Star Wars

37:44

was, you were becoming

37:47

a different person for the time you're

37:49

playing with this. There are playsets, there

37:51

are ships. At the very least, there

37:53

are amazing fun action figures that you

37:55

can take outside and go in the

37:57

desert with and pretend you're on Endor.

38:00

whatever so true and I had them all too but

38:02

let me just counterpoint that yes you

38:05

had a you had you a built-in you

38:08

had a built-in lineage franchise and storyline

38:10

in the Star Wars movies and lore

38:13

but Legos had their

38:15

version or everything you just said they had little

38:17

Lego figures they had they had vehicles

38:20

they had to figure was like a

38:22

like a crosswalk but depending on

38:24

a crossing guard or

38:26

like a like a meter made it was never

38:28

anything fun about the broad concept of what you

38:30

said right depending on what age you were in

38:32

the 80s when you played with them that could

38:35

check you know it's the same scratch for you

38:37

right well don't get creative in that way with

38:39

them you could take him in the dirt they

38:41

had I'm sure they had bulldozers appears that here's

38:43

the difference here's the difference yeah I disagree with

38:45

you there Legos never to me

38:47

felt rugged enough that you could take them

38:50

outside or do anything with them Legos to

38:52

me screamed go sit in your room and

38:54

stare at a wall while you do this

38:56

by yourself like it was never Star

38:58

Wars was you might have been projecting on your

39:00

day but Star Wars you know it is Star

39:03

Wars look Christmas

39:05

Day afternoon Christmas Day all your

39:07

friends have opened your presents your friends are allowed

39:09

to come over and see what you got you

39:11

go to the house one if always cream cream

39:13

is like there was no check out my new

39:15

Legos it was like look at this look at

39:17

this world we can step into as Charis one

39:20

was said the it's it's it's

39:23

it's just it was just no

39:25

contest and Star Wars have taken the figures

39:27

and going into something to create something whereas

39:29

Legos to me was very much like dump

39:32

them out on your bed you're by yourself

39:35

you know you know it's like it's

39:37

actually a good final battle because they're

39:39

completely different yeah there's different conceptually they're

39:42

so different but yet think

39:45

about the simplicity of

39:47

the Lego especially the the

39:49

ones that are just free-form like the

39:51

simplicity and the lasting power it's

39:54

almost like sometimes simpler is better you know

39:56

what I mean and sometimes like you

39:58

know you you got a do the work up here, you

40:01

know what I'm saying, with your imagination and

40:04

that's all you really need. It

40:06

depends on like where you want to go with it. Well, I

40:08

will say this, as far as the type of toy that Star

40:10

Wars was, they were pretty simple.

40:13

They were a simple version of

40:15

a elaborate thing. You know, other

40:17

toy, G.I. Joe for instance, to

40:20

me, it got very elaborate. There

40:22

was this thing that shot a missile and you had to

40:24

put this thing into here and if that wasn't lined up

40:27

right, the thing wouldn't fire right and this

40:29

guy had a sash and a sword and

40:31

a gun and it was a lot. And

40:34

they told heavy artillery with that. Yeah, and

40:36

also to the, what was that called, the

40:38

hovercraft? No, no,

40:40

no, the way you can move the articulation

40:42

of the figures even. That

40:47

was really good, man. They even had way

40:49

more points of articulation. Right.

40:52

But what I'm saying is that Star Wars... How far did that get them? Star

40:56

Wars, no points of articulation. Most

41:00

of the time, the ships didn't really shoot anything

41:02

or anything. Like the TIE fighter that I stole,

41:04

my TIE fighter, you press the button, the wind

41:07

shot off. But it is true. Very

41:09

simple. The Dagobah playset, I just rewatched the

41:12

commercial board on YouTube. There was a foam

41:14

swamp that you could shove your guy in

41:16

like he was sinking. There was

41:18

a little thing you could stand him on that we could make

41:20

it move like he was doing the lightsaber. I still have my

41:22

rank on monster. I have my job with the HUD playset. I

41:26

have the... What's the band that played

41:29

in the... The band that played in... The

41:31

Mos Eisley... Wait. The

41:33

Cantina Band. Yeah, the Cantina Band. The Cantina

41:35

Band or the Sly Snoodles Band? Cantina

41:38

Band. The guy with the circular organ. That's

41:41

the Sly Snoodles Band. The Cantina Band is

41:43

from the first movie. That's

41:48

the Cantina Band. The Sly Snoodles Band is the blue

41:50

guy with the thing, with the piano. He played in

41:52

Jabba's Palace. Yeah, but then there was a... With a singer. Yeah,

41:55

yeah. That's Sly Snoodles Band. The Sly Snoodles Band. The

41:57

Sly Snoodles Band. I have my job with them. We

42:00

should put him up here to the Java with

42:02

that little who's a little monkey comes with again

42:07

Yeah have him for Christ's week

42:09

Oh hookah I mean yeah I mean it's

42:11

a child's toy comes with a who I

42:14

would Java's smoking a cigarette and has a

42:16

female slave I would uh ages three and

42:18

up I would I Would

42:20

buy that job from you That's

42:23

a sale. Well, everything has a

42:25

place this crumb. That's like a good

42:27

cabbage Is

42:32

a great name for a band. Yeah,

42:34

that's all a punk band or even

42:36

even a podcast or honestly an alias.

42:38

Yes That's

42:42

a great it's one of the best Star Wars

42:44

names that there is that's a great one salacious

42:46

crumb Is that's a good I

42:48

would I would name that admire would be the

42:50

MC name. That's what I'm saying. The lacious crumb

42:55

Look how jazz you are right now about a name

42:57

This is what I mean by why Star Wars is

42:59

better just the name of the character you

43:01

you it puts you It's like it's like

43:04

when an actor goes once I had the

43:06

makeup on I just became there That's what

43:08

Star Wars toys are you became the thing.

43:10

Let me make a let me make a

43:12

point. Okay, so Of

43:15

course, this is gonna be true, right because

43:17

Star Wars was for an older set Right,

43:20

and so you're more development You're more developed and

43:22

your mind is more developed And so you

43:25

have more, you know, you have more insight

43:27

you have more you're able to reciprocate with

43:29

the toys You're able to communicate you're able

43:31

to imagine more you who grew growing you're

43:33

developed, right? So these are gonna resonate with

43:36

you more than the Legos did But if

43:38

you took yourself back like it's not an

43:40

even scale because like the Legos are geared

43:42

toward kids that are you know Five six

43:44

seven and then like the Star

43:46

Wars was more geared toward like, you know, you

43:48

know Nine ten eleven twelve, you know I'm saying

43:50

so like you're you're going at it with your

43:53

12 year old mind and

43:55

you're comparing Star Wars toys to the Legos because

43:57

you can't get back to your no I

44:00

was a 12. We weren't 12

44:02

players. Okay, let's just say 5 and 10. But you know the point I'm trying

44:04

to make. But I do. But

44:07

I think it's the exact opposite. I

44:09

played with Star Wars toys when I was 5, 6, 7, 8. 5,

44:14

6, 7, 8 as Bob Bossie used to say. Yeah.

44:17

But tell me about it, Joe. Legos,

44:21

Daddy-O, Legos to me were

44:23

the exact opposite. They were the things that my friends started

44:25

to get into when we were like 10, 11, when you

44:28

were too old to play with toys. You were

44:30

kind of growing. All I gotta say is this,

44:33

thank Christ for Nintendo. Nintendo landed right when I

44:35

needed it to because I had friends that weren't

44:37

allowed to have Nintendo and you'd go to their

44:39

house and you were too old to play with

44:41

toys. And guess who you played with? Legos.

44:44

Yeah. It was when you

44:46

got Nintendo clear to playing field. Yeah, it was when toys

44:49

had to suddenly be like, well, I'm too old to play

44:51

with kids things. I need an

44:53

educational, constructive toy that shows my work that

44:55

I've done with my... I

44:57

didn't do that. There was those connect

44:59

things and stuff. I never got into that shit. All

45:01

that shit, man. Robotics and the... Give me a man

45:03

ball any day. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what

45:05

I'm saying. I never got into that. Nintendo landed at

45:07

the right time, right when we were too old for

45:09

Star Wars toys and GI Joe, we got Nintendo. What

45:12

year did you get your Nintendo? I

45:15

was... Was it fifth

45:17

grade or seventh grade? No,

45:19

dude, seventh grade is way later at that point.

45:21

Yeah, no, no, we were... No, no, no, no.

45:24

Mine was fifth grade. No. Oh,

45:26

wait a minute. No, mine was seventh grade. I'm sorry.

45:29

You won't be right. Seventh grade. Okay,

45:31

hold on. I'm a year older than you. Super

45:33

Nintendo... No, actually. You're

45:35

not right. Hold on. But I'm

45:37

older than you. You're a little bit older than me. Yeah. Okay.

45:41

I think mine was seven. You're only a year

45:43

older than... Not even. But Super Nintendo... I think I

45:45

got mine in seventh grade. Super Nintendo came out... I remember this.

45:48

When we were seniors in high school, Super Nintendo was like, done. Yeah,

45:51

because I had Genesis as a freshman

45:54

or sophomore. I was big into NHL-E-A

45:56

sports. Genesis came out completely first. Yeah.

46:00

is when I say Super Nintendo was done with

46:02

Super Nintendo what I mean by that timeline wise

46:04

was the new systems were about to drop. Donkey

46:06

Kong Country came out when I was a senior

46:08

in high school and that was one of the

46:10

late phase games of

46:12

or later phase games of Super Nintendo and it was

46:15

like it was about to be done. Nintendo 64

46:17

all that shit was about to

46:19

hit when we were freshmen in college. So

46:21

12 I'm

46:23

just trying to do the math. Systems have about

46:25

a five year lifespan. Super Nintendo came out

46:27

when we were when I was in eighth

46:29

grade maybe you were ninth so

46:32

somewhere in there and then that means

46:34

that Nintendo came out I got my

46:36

Nintendo probably fifth grade somewhere in there.

46:38

Yeah maybe sophomore but yeah so I

46:40

yeah I'm in seventh so yeah I

46:42

tell you this I have I mean

46:44

we probably talked about this I probably

46:47

showed you but I have all of

46:49

my Nintendo games all my Nintendo accessories

46:51

and everything in the original boxes everything.

46:54

Yeah I have the price tag on my Nintendo 79.99 they're

46:57

in a closet. Yeah

47:00

in my house. Yes. Yeah. Why will you not

47:02

sell them to me where I will display them

47:04

beautifully in my game room. Wait you want to

47:06

buy my job with a huddle my Nintendo. I

47:09

want all of it. You want to come in my

47:11

house and you want to throw money at me and

47:13

take all my goods. Yes I do. Yes I do.

47:15

Let's talk price. I can't put

47:17

a price on my childhood. I can. I

47:20

can and I will. I

47:23

have to put a price on childhood. We've

47:26

proved it with these dolls. I got I

47:28

remember because I used confirmation money I believe

47:30

for 79.99 and I you know

47:32

I got the NES advantage still I got

47:35

the gun. We have to do we have

47:38

to do. Can you help me out with

47:40

what I want to hook up all my systems at

47:42

once. I don't know. I know you can do it

47:44

but it's a task. You can but you cannot do

47:46

it with the flat screen TV. You're gonna have lag

47:48

and it's gonna be really you have lag. Yes. Yeah

47:51

but there's not there's not I could pay a couple extra bucks

47:53

for some monster like some gold

47:55

players or one thing that's cost enough.

47:58

There's a there's a device called. I.

48:01

Forget where, forget the brand of it. but

48:03

there's an upscale a device cause of four

48:05

hundred dollars. I'm sure lie to do

48:07

everything. You. Could upscale to your

48:09

Tv but but but but it's it's. It's

48:12

a little complicated. It's it's probably.

48:15

So the another don't want to save lives

48:17

or so what do I want her off system

48:19

right? is what Arrow system we do. I

48:21

have a room. To

48:24

I bought tube Tv for yeah and I

48:26

have a couple. really nice to see these

48:28

and I hooked the old systems into that.

48:30

You need to have a designated area. A

48:32

new. Book use a plug your

48:35

Nintendo you could get a conversion from

48:37

from from our see a D H

48:39

D a my or your your flatscreen

48:41

might even have or season it's videos.

48:44

Are you plug it in? But. In

48:46

and and on first glance or whatever you gonna

48:48

say it's fine. The gun won't work with it.

48:50

The gun will not work with ah of the

48:52

gun only works with the tubes. Interesting. Idea

48:54

at first read since I just told me I

48:57

would spend a whole my sassoon exposure, lose an

48:59

issue, or. You. Will you? will?

49:01

He will. At first glance everything's fine,

49:03

but then you'll be playing and and

49:05

after a little while you're meeting half

49:07

hour. Whatever. You're going to be

49:09

like. God. Dammit

49:11

like I hit. Jump. What? Why Is

49:14

it not? And you're going to start to notice

49:16

there's a leg and like it doesn't play right

49:18

and it's gonna be frustrating and it's gonna ruin

49:20

the spirits were at. Apple. Is obsessed

49:22

with that Squeak is. No.

49:25

Such go to the posts here. But

49:27

go to the phone on going to reserve selling anything

49:30

arena. Or it. that's

49:32

fine. You know that I would make one

49:34

of your best friends on earth. Extraordinarily

49:37

happy to purchase the six

49:39

from you. Where. You could keep

49:41

them in the closet or you should know. And big

49:43

one of your best friends on Earth extraordinarily said

49:45

to part with them. What it tells. Us.

49:49

What It Does. The only reason that I then

49:51

I'll and about is because I don't have the

49:53

capacity. A user to capacity I said.

49:55

No. I don't want it. It

49:58

just don't know. I don't have this mess. Elysian

50:00

in my life. Around. I

50:02

know. Foolish. And you

50:05

didn't know about to do so. I just

50:07

brought him up. You could add these got

50:09

the of games out displayed beautifully for for

50:11

years now. You've got I'd trust me. Using

50:14

the At Sixty seven, it's practical joker

50:16

bobble heads out on of himself. Edi

50:18

those out. I don't have any. Kind

50:23

of myself out because he looks like

50:25

a Dominican landlord and doesn't have like

50:27

me. You've got the side so miniature

50:29

out. Near. Which is cool.

50:31

Yeah, that were may it be the box That

50:33

said no games out. You. Mean

50:35

put out the Nintendo games in their

50:38

box. And that's what's there

50:40

would he would. All animals I got like a

50:42

bookshelf would eat are getting of us if that

50:44

was my heart. but he I once had that's

50:46

better than a than a replica of cycles apartment

50:48

on a show. It to me it is. That's

50:51

what I'm saying it would meet. You have been

50:53

put out like as a guide or an aside

50:55

by box instead of a oh I would a

50:57

limited edition side. Why would I have a room

50:59

devoted to the stuff? A would be awesome of

51:02

zone or something or. Ah, Sorry,

51:04

what's your the phones? When we got here for

51:06

the poll right now, we're two thousand votes which

51:08

is enough. Ah, Legos really

51:10

do unlock the full scope of your imagination.

51:12

As who's him? Lego was going to take

51:14

it all star were source or cool. A.

51:16

Sober censor restores but I have to go with

51:19

Legos. Legos of the Best Way

51:21

Ever. Before. Minecraft we

51:23

had Lego leg was a building Christ

51:25

dude like it was a building block.

51:28

A Lifestyle was making mouse sounds, playing

51:30

with action figures. It's. Want to

51:32

yell I use the Force on see

51:34

I don't worship him Nicholas, I'm sorry to

51:36

me to cut you off of say that

51:38

the guide good donor eggs and I'm sorry

51:41

Nicholas's com. It bothers me Nicholas We said

51:43

it doesn't matter about that. They have Legos

51:45

of Star Wars I haven't heard has been

51:48

as topic on twitter. split with Atlas with

51:50

him as a toy ago as a theme

51:52

Star Wars put those bad boys yeah, The

51:54

River, Juggernaut, our hands. Sorry

51:57

Hon. and a light sabers are

51:59

cool Come on guys. Wait,

52:02

wait, wait, wait, scroll down. Hole is irrelevant.

52:06

You're the monster man. He's

52:08

got some glaze on him. That's

52:10

not the original rubber figure. I don't know what to get

52:12

out of it. There's like a coat of lacquer on him.

52:14

Yeah, that looks like it was baked in clay and lacquer.

52:19

Oh, lacquer is a fun word, isn't it? Yes,

52:21

it is. I like a good lacquer. I

52:24

never said the word lacquer and not

52:26

liked it as I said it. You know how

52:28

most words you say you don't even think about? When

52:32

lacquer is said, I take note. Look,

52:34

Lego, we've seen enough of the foot.

52:38

Lego is Lego, Lego, Lego,

52:40

Lego. I don't understand, guys.

52:44

Do we have a young audience? Oh, that's

52:46

smart. Let's go. But

52:49

where are all the Star Wars

52:52

votes that brought it through

52:54

four wins in a row? I don't understand.

52:56

There's some in here, but Star

52:59

Wars has days and nights. That's not

53:01

me. That's Josh Walters. I

53:04

can't get Lego with Star Wars action figures.

53:07

I can get Star Wars minifigures with Lego.

53:09

Yeah, in the 2000s, not in the 80s.

53:14

God damn it, man. I was going to say Lego my Eggo.

53:16

That was a big thing. Oh,

53:19

yeah, yeah. Lego will win because your grown ass nerd

53:21

audience still plays with them. I know, Spooky Beach. That's

53:25

more fair. Yeah, I know. But I understand

53:27

Legos are more popular, but it's fucking Star

53:30

Wars. Enough said. Thank you, Jeremy. All

53:35

right. Let's just go to the vote.

53:37

Let's just let go is going to take it.

53:39

Tumble pie. Drum roll it out. Damn

53:41

it. Let's do it, baby. Oh,

53:44

wow. Wow.

53:47

I mean, come on. The

53:49

votes are in Rice. Arone

53:52

shows Star Wars and we

53:55

got a Lego. Come on, guys. For

53:57

a championship. Matt, this is like when

53:59

you buy like a UFC pay-per-view. And

54:01

it's a knockout of like the first

54:03

two seconds And these are the toy

54:05

Star Wars or the toy that changed

54:08

Merchandising like stop it with this

54:10

Lego stop it. Let's go has

54:12

a considerable victory here 73.9%

54:14

to 26.1%

54:17

man, so I wonder if

54:19

Lego was not in the tournament Who

54:22

would have who would have taken this thing Star

54:25

Wars you think so yeah,

54:27

I was worth Barbie We've been

54:29

Star Wars versus Etch a sketch it seems like for

54:31

Christ sake But I now I want to know and

54:33

I kind of just want to start having matches between

54:36

people Hell loves

54:38

Legos this but she just bothers me. This

54:40

is not Lego based on the 80s. This

54:42

is Lego voting based on now It's

54:45

based on Lego world and Lego land and the

54:47

Lego TV show and Lego whatever body to blame

54:49

but ourselves We put it

54:51

in and we didn't made no distinction until

54:54

today And even if you do on Twitter

54:56

people aren't the nuance isn't there. They're

54:58

just you're gonna have them there Well, no

55:01

way in the 1980s as

55:04

a young kid if you were presented with a

55:08

$1,000 worth of Star Wars toys and a thousand

55:10

dollars worth of worth of Legos

55:12

you would have Lost your

55:14

mind over the leg. There's no way I would have

55:16

killed the kitten for some of those toys I

55:20

Mean especially those when they when they those like

55:23

the Millennium Falcon and the ad-hats and all that

55:25

stuff like it's wild All right.

55:27

I feel it feels like it feels for me.

55:29

This feels like a little

55:31

bit underwhelming After all

55:34

that well Lego moves on into whatever

55:36

the next thing may be yeah, but

55:38

which is interesting and here's why man

55:40

I feel like Lego is juicing. I

55:42

know I can I don't know Pds,

55:45

but it's a win for you. Enjoy it. Yeah,

55:47

but I don't feel good about the win I

55:50

don't feel good about it either. This is this is not

55:52

just But

55:55

I will tell you this what's interesting about Lego

55:57

now taking the 80s win I

56:00

think if we did a 90s bracket,

56:03

the 90s bracket could be now

56:06

all game related instead of toy

56:08

related. So it could be, hear

56:10

me out, Sega Genesis, Nintendo,

56:14

Pokemon. Because 90s were

56:16

the decade of games. An electronic

56:18

gaming system does not fit in a toy

56:20

bracket. But you put... Because you do an

56:22

electronic gaming system. There's another one. There's another

56:25

one, babe. That's another one. What? It's

56:28

a whole other tournament. Gaming systems. The style

56:30

of toy that LEGO is, I think it

56:32

could actually go against a video game system

56:34

because of what you get out of. Yeah,

56:37

but you're going to throw Nintendo in with slime?

56:39

You know, like what are you going to... You

56:42

got a thing that grown adults play with, LEGOs,

56:44

that they love since they were kids, LEGOs. You

56:47

got another thing grown adults play with, video games. Retro

56:50

video games that they played with when they were kids. Retro

56:52

video games. I think it actually does make sense. Yeah, I

56:54

don't know. You're talking about something you

56:56

plug in and use electric for to cast on

56:58

your television. It's a computer.

57:00

What did I say though? LEGO, for me, Nintendo came

57:02

at the right time because it was at the age

57:04

when all my friends wanted to play with LEGOs because

57:07

it wasn't like a toy anymore. In

57:09

a general sense, I get what you're saying. But for

57:11

the competition, I think it's going to skew it again

57:13

and make it weird. You're

57:15

going to have like... I can't really place

57:17

90s toys off the top of my head

57:19

around. You're going to have like a Furby

57:21

versus Genesis? No. I'm

57:23

saying the 90s bracket

57:26

could be all game based.

57:29

Not just video games, game based. The

57:32

90s were the decade of games. It

57:34

was like... But what games other

57:36

than video games? I'm sorry. Well, rough the

57:38

matter. We got TurboGrafx-16. We got

57:40

Sega Genesis. Oh, I'm saying what games? I

57:43

thought you meant... You said game based. You

57:45

mean console based? Console based. Oh, but then

57:47

also you have Pokemon. You have Magic the

57:49

Gathering. These

57:51

were phenomenal games, but

57:54

they were not toys. They were games. Interesting.

57:56

I mean, you can put up cards against electronics.

57:58

Of course. And then the

58:01

winner of that could go against Legos and the

58:03

given the time I don't know why didn't we

58:05

put Gameboy in when did Gameboy come out because

58:07

we because we went buzzer You went straight toys

58:09

here Yeah, I'm saying given the fact that Lego

58:12

took all it could face against the 90s game

58:14

whether it's a game system We're game card game

58:16

or whatever. I think that would be an interesting

58:18

battle. Just a thought It's a thought just a

58:21

thought and thought you've all heard the thoughts and

58:23

we're like they're your thoughts folks That is the

58:25

toy bracket Lego is the winner South

58:28

takes the wind etch a sketch Start

58:31

drawing them and take a

58:33

photo and email them to know I think it's I

58:35

think it's no pressure network at Gmail Yeah, but it'll

58:37

be up on the screen here But

58:40

yeah, I'll take a win. I don't I don't love

58:42

it But but it was

58:44

it was fun like reminiscing about all these

58:46

things I really liked it and actually it

58:48

is inspiring like to do other tournaments like

58:50

again I think the greatest Michael Jackson songs

58:52

a good one. Yeah, and and

58:55

and I think a gaming system One might just

58:57

be on its own a good one. We could

58:59

be yeah, all right, but still

59:01

love you, babe. Well, we do