0:00

Takes. You

0:08

right? Serious bugs, Magnetic Comments:

0:14

I am assuming this is. A room full

0:16

of buddies. Or

0:20

is that around Who have taste The. That's

0:24

cool. This is awesome. Revive

0:26

and years. Three years. God

0:29

this is amazing. Were like this is what

0:31

are the what a nice turn This is

0:33

nuts. You guys know how to make two

0:35

gals feel special Toyota. I

0:39

feel great. I've read this is whiskey.

0:44

This. Is also is he. They

0:47

knew that wasn't with. Ah,

0:51

now. I. Feel like it's

0:53

time. Joe. J. S

0:55

de Baja? Yeah, oh, we got

0:57

real ones here. Okay, good, good,

1:00

good. So what do you tell

1:02

them on the first of all,

1:05

How many you have been on the Korean War? Actual.

1:09

How many or new? Ah,

1:12

I love and hope you guys have a great week!

1:14

We got a lot of stuff going on Check it

1:16

moves on wheels. Know

1:18

I'm just a fad. these is yet Okay,

1:20

it slid for me to have that. You

1:22

guys see us everywhere. I

1:25

go sorry about the song we tried to play didn't

1:27

work. With. That oh

1:29

wow, Those are some obstructive views

1:31

right there. You're sitting behind the

1:33

crates. Okay

1:35

got it was a other people

1:38

within that five. the great the

1:40

hot and not seeing us. Shut

1:43

up Going to be Obama. Cry. Or

1:46

these ladies right year behind the crates.

1:48

Or you know about the shot for

1:51

earlier. Oh. First regular day

1:53

it was with you guys. Wow.

1:55

I'm yes, I do I, so you won't one.

1:59

Kid. Hello! That are. Well, that's wrong

2:01

on that. I. Just

2:04

figure come from somebody. just drink it. just.

2:06

This may be the last episode. I

2:10

bought them shots or me up poop deck

2:12

or who here for the real life. Is

2:15

that deck? Know that? What? What did you

2:17

call it? There's a deck on a boat.

2:19

Gotta poop deck. Whoop! Whoop the

2:21

authorities. It proves nothing wrong. Desk

2:25

file cabinet weekend. The people behind the

2:27

great said something about a horror movie

2:29

if People for the Homeless. And. Old.

2:32

And somewhere that era of obviously then there's no other

2:34

place to go. Don't like it shows that place, right.

2:37

Now it's interest is up early. Get here earlier. So

2:42

we all references or it's just

2:44

the people right now. I just

2:46

once truly just the people who

2:48

cannot see us to cheer. Suing.

2:53

Spare way we were we were very slim

2:55

of of it. That was all the people

2:57

I can not see us. For

3:01

Real. He

3:03

doesn't like higher tier than A. We did

3:05

get our top. Here's the a While he

3:07

said vote is here's the thing. The guy

3:09

sit on the Christ or Crews. That.

3:12

They use the shares and I for when

3:14

they potted and I was like okay that's

3:16

cool the will use those and then of

3:18

rise right now everybody was hit face of

3:21

the crisis for hims the so we probably

3:23

need higher tears right now. okay bring me

3:25

or hi Sam Raimi and I. I

3:28

i the way my way real quick river. Where.

3:31

As you said, ah this like

3:33

a fucking horror movie. The people

3:35

by the great as a woman

3:37

crouch down behind that cream or

3:39

saw her goes, that's for you

3:41

growing brown bag up here, Nothing.

3:43

Nothing the joker does something like

3:45

that. What's in this. Oh.

3:49

Well thank you. I'm sorry you are because

3:51

he i got out on salsa would phone

3:53

number one fan right here. On

3:57

let's get some higher chairs or

3:59

so. I feel bad if people can't

4:01

see us. Yeah, we want you guys

4:03

to see. Just

4:06

let's just stand until they can bring higher chance. No?

4:18

I said bring me a higher chance,

4:20

now bring me a higher guy. Where

4:22

are you

4:25

coming from? You never know

4:27

who shows up. Yeah, you guys were struggling. You

4:30

guys were struggling. So I figured I'd come and help you

4:32

out a little bit. No, I just came to see the show

4:34

and then I realized there was no private place for me to

4:36

sit. So I was like, shit, I just better go up

4:38

on stage for a second. This

4:40

is great. Can we point

4:42

out Q's whole thing right

4:45

now? Why is your

4:47

a pink drink? Lip

4:49

flops, you are fucking living this right now,

4:51

dude. It's

4:54

not even slides. He's got

4:56

the thing between his ho. No

4:58

underwear, no underwear. I'm

5:03

wearing two pair, I'm wearing two pair. You

5:05

never know. Alright,

5:08

we love you, dude. Cute.

5:13

Frequent guest on taste buds. This

5:17

is so cool. I think the request for

5:20

higher chairs was met with shoving up your

5:22

hands. And to the left. No,

5:25

it's okay. No, no, no, I'm joking, buddy, I'm

5:27

just joking. We're comedians. I

5:30

know, he bombs a lot, so that's Paul for the court. How

5:33

dare you. Thank you, we appreciate you and

5:35

thank you so much for real. Look, can

5:37

I talk about what's in the brown bag? Please. Look

5:40

at this bag. Look at this Ronald

5:42

McDonald. Wow. Hold

5:45

on, there's something else in here. There might be one for each

5:48

of us. There's one. Nope,

5:50

it's another thing just for me. Ronald

5:53

McDonald scarf. If

5:55

you wear those together, you will look like a psychopath. Oh

5:58

wait, this is who gave you the sauce and what? Why

6:00

cuz it's the same pack of nerds in here.

6:02

Are you okay? Are you fine? What I said?

6:04

She's the person who gave me it. I

6:07

don't listen when you speak. They

6:09

know they know that already The

6:13

miss did you knit those? What

6:16

do you think this is? You

6:18

think she knitted that? She

6:21

knitted you a full matching outfit brother. I

6:23

frequent McDonald's. I've never seen this available in

6:26

the store. Is this the first of March?

6:29

Oh, it could be knit I'm

6:31

gonna have now and it could very well be when

6:33

you get a closer look it looks like the essence

6:35

of Ronald And

6:38

then a McDonald's collectible keychain What

6:43

were you in the live pod Donald Donald

6:46

McDonald Donald McDonald is Donald

6:48

McDonald Yeah, I got it

6:50

right. It was good. Oh, yes, Donald McDonald. Okay,

6:52

so why don't we take him

6:55

through how we arrived here? With

6:59

the show or the boat I didn't almost didn't get on the

7:01

boat No,

7:03

yes, no, I was talking about let's tell him the

7:05

transportation story that we took no What the fuck I

7:08

thought it'd be fun that I didn't funny like I

7:10

didn't I forgot my passport I wasn't able to get

7:12

onto the boat. Yeah, you did forget

7:14

you passed. Yeah, yeah, but I had the enhanced ID

7:16

So it worked out. There you

7:18

go. If you take away anything from tonight, you

7:21

guys get that enhanced ID I'm

7:23

gonna tell you this right now right off the

7:25

bat. Yeah, we're gonna have to do no matter

7:27

what happens Cuz I don't like your fucking food

7:29

right now So

7:32

we're gonna have to Three

7:37

times today briefly and every time he's coming in hot and

7:39

all every time I was just getting more and more steam

7:41

for tonight I was like we're gonna end up I'm gonna

7:43

lose my voice. I gotta do like 30 shows this week

7:45

I'm gonna lose my voice with this guy tonight right now

7:49

All I got to

7:51

do is to taste

7:53

buds. I'm gonna die

7:55

on this boat All

7:57

right, yeah, wouldn't it be then

7:59

not funny if he did. It would

8:01

be like he died no one would

8:03

like cheer. It would be the most

8:05

famous I could ever become. If I

8:08

died doing case by five. They would

8:10

then not cheer and that's when I

8:12

would end up cheering. I mean I

8:14

would be sad before and after but

8:16

I will take a pause for like

8:18

at least five seconds to laugh at

8:20

it. Alright

8:22

yes let's tell them how we got

8:25

here what we're gonna do today. So

8:27

how long ago was that cruise that

8:29

we were on? Okay so I was

8:31

on the 2018 Impractical Jokers cruise. Six

8:33

years ago. Yeah that was the second

8:35

to last before COVID and that was

8:38

the third cruise out of five. This

8:40

is the fifth. That's totally correct. Yes

8:42

because Q said it on stage earlier. Okay yeah

8:44

and I was able to do the math. Guys

8:48

before in good shape he was able to do

8:50

that math. Okay. Max.

8:55

Let's give it up for the people behind the crate. You

9:00

know it's your cruise and you got a real car

9:03

blanche that I don't care for. Where

9:05

do you do my cruise? This is I'm

9:08

hosting this cruise but these are our people

9:10

right here. I know. I know but

9:12

we're gonna do our show on my cruise

9:15

which will be a rowboat around the Schuylkill

9:17

River. And

9:20

it'll happen. Alright listen. So

9:22

backstage at that

9:24

cruise 2018. 2018. Sal

9:28

and I barely

9:30

have friends but friendly barely knowing one another

9:32

had a match. Yeah that's not true at

9:34

all. We were friends but we weren't like

9:36

boys yet. We weren't as close as we

9:38

are now but the way you make it

9:40

sound we were passing ships. I'm saying this

9:42

is no pun intended. This

9:44

was a monumental moment in our friendship that

9:46

helped bring us to how close we are

9:49

now is what I'm saying. That's Amanda Tamana.

9:51

Yeah so we were backstage

9:53

we were friends but you know

9:55

not that. And

9:59

we had a discussion about cookies

10:02

that turned into a massive, massive argument.

10:06

Chips Ahoy. He argues with people he

10:08

doesn't even know well. Oh

10:10

now I don't know you well. Now you want to say

10:12

I don't know you well. In that moment now I'm supporting

10:14

what you said up. Okay thank you. That's my point. Listen

10:16

to me, when you see him, argue with him. He'll argue

10:18

back. And if you're

10:20

a good arguer, we might become best

10:22

friends. That's my point. We

10:25

argued just very organically about what's a

10:27

better cookie, Chips Ahoy or Oreos. It

10:29

got so heated that Sal said, get

10:32

the fuck out of here and stormed

10:34

out of the room. And

10:37

we thought nothing of it. We just went on with our

10:39

day. And that obviously

10:41

was the first seed we ever planted

10:43

for Taste Bud. And

10:45

that is why the very first episode

10:47

of this show ever was Chips Ahoy

10:50

versus Oreo. And that is why as we

10:52

sit here tonight on this boat,

10:55

we do the rematch

10:57

of Chips Ahoy versus

10:59

Oreos. And

11:03

now we've got a live crowd. We

11:05

did not put a poll out on

11:07

Twitter. This room decides at the

11:10

end. Hell yeah.

11:13

Hell yeah. So the people behind the crates just

11:15

cheer real loud. Yeah

11:18

we decided

11:20

to let you give you guys all the power

11:22

tonight. We also are recording this and we hope

11:24

to actually put it up so you'll hear yourself

11:26

and see yourself. Yeah.

11:31

So do you guys remember, how

11:33

many of you have heard that episode, the first

11:36

very first episode? We

11:38

should have pulled up, I know I

11:40

won, but we should have pulled

11:43

up the percentages. I forget how close.

11:45

Anyone have an internet on this end?

11:48

Can someone tell me what the, how

11:51

would they find that? Oh on the

11:53

nopressnetwork.com there's a score and it has

11:55

all the percentages. We'll wait and silence.

12:00

I remember losing worse than I thought I was

12:02

going to. You know what, that first day

12:04

we ever recorded, we did three episodes. And

12:08

I lost so bad on the first two episodes, second

12:10

episode was the Beggels one. Oh, God. And

12:12

I lost so bad. I think the cinnamon raisin

12:14

is gonna stick in everything. It's cold everything. The

12:16

third episode was Peach Pie versus Apple Pie. Yeah,

12:19

I shit the bed. And I had Apple Pie,

12:21

and before we started, you said now you're playing

12:23

with the Yankees. And that was

12:25

the first time I ever won. I

12:27

should have said Peach Cobbler, to this day, to

12:29

this day I made it myself. I said Peach

12:32

Pie, I meant Peach Cobbler. I might have had

12:34

a fighting champ. Your arrogance

12:36

was your undoing. So

12:38

I had Oreo in

12:41

the battle. And

12:44

I had the better cookie, Chips a

12:46

Fucking Hoy. If

12:49

that was the name on the packaging, I would agree

12:51

with you. Chips a Fucking Hoy,

12:53

I'd buy two packages. By

12:55

the way, I don't know if I ever told the story on the pod.

12:58

Before we did the podcast, but a year after

13:00

we had that fight, I texted Sal. I was

13:02

sitting in my apartment in Brooklyn, and I go,

13:05

I just realized Chips a Hoy is a play

13:07

on the term Chips a Hoy. And

13:10

he wrote back, balls blown off. I

13:13

had no idea. Me neither. In hindsight, it

13:15

feels silly that we didn't know. But I

13:17

went 43 years not knowing that. How

13:22

many people didn't know that? You

13:27

made two gals feel special before, now you made us

13:29

feel like idiots. By the way, what is this, Taste

13:31

Buds Bingo? Wait,

13:34

what is this? So he plays two games, and I just watch him.

13:36

Is that what's going on? Oh,

13:38

people in the back, they gave him two boards

13:40

and mean none. We'll narrate for you. Okay,

13:43

so this is gonna be if we say one of

13:45

these phrases. All

13:48

right, let's go through the phrases, okay? This is 25

13:50

boxes, five by five. Wait,

13:53

should we say the phrase or not? Well,

13:55

I wanna say them, no, no, I wanna say them

13:58

so they can remember them, cuz I'm not gonna be

14:00

able to read this. the rubber twenty five things with

14:02

no I don't think we're supposed to read it and

14:04

remember their It's like random if you say as a

14:06

market here but as it does everyone have this. Was

14:10

I certainly wouldn't either. You made it printed

14:12

out gave us as they all have their

14:15

own you made and you mean how many

14:17

copies. Or that as as

14:19

everybody has got a dog and I look at

14:21

your say I will look at a the i

14:23

already saw one I'm definitely had a mom who

14:25

i look at it like a look at it

14:27

blankly side of know anything on the so what.

14:30

Would happen than double with the new

14:32

appliances. I'm going to win something. Is

14:35

no prize one as soon as us. I

14:43

have I decide which ones do

14:45

we say? Okay

14:48

I da silva and helps in get thing

14:50

though. Cause

14:53

was a bone Now he said

14:55

that. rice. He

14:57

did already. Oh yeah well that was on his

14:59

home. Okay,

15:02

wow. sneezes. Be clear the board. I

15:06

so we say something. Feel free to this saga.

15:09

Should we have them see that here when with

15:11

it was Pooja here if we say it out

15:13

of yell and let us know he said it

15:15

okay ago as he would have. Ah so is

15:17

there any murder is a loving? It's bingo needs

15:19

to win something. Yes,

15:24

Weather when things go with some of your yourself with

15:26

the something. Great!

15:29

I wish the boat would rock a little

15:31

bit more. Yeah, I'm going to puke and

15:33

knock it off on not sides. I know,

15:35

you know. He

15:38

was rocket. Terrific.

15:42

Art. Or get ready.

15:44

Yeah, yeah, okay. Thanks.

15:46

Bodies. It's time

15:48

to. ship

15:54

source versus oreos i teach

15:56

absorb salvo connor was team

15:58

oreos south Open this up

16:01

with the bullsh** that you think

16:03

is gonna make this stupid... ...cookie

16:05

win the argument. Woooooo!

16:10

This is a... ...shawky ass... ...and

16:14

sour cream cookie. That's

16:17

just so overrated, they have

16:19

to keep adding cream to

16:21

it. Nah. They just add

16:23

more of a good thing. They keep it! They're up to

16:25

this! You know what? I wish

16:27

you would keep adding chips because these days... ...they're

16:29

few and far between. Sometimes

16:33

I pull one out and I see maybe two chips.

16:36

I was almost gonna write a stern letter. You

16:41

called it chalky and I literally swear to God I thought you

16:43

were talking about chips ahoy. No. Because

16:45

this is what my experience is with chips ahoy right

16:47

now. I don't buy them anymore. I have them incidentally.

16:49

If they're at someone's house, I maybe give

16:51

them another chance. And every time

16:53

I give them another chance, they let me down.

16:55

I have them incidentally. The arrogance on this man.

16:57

It infuriates me. I went to my dad's a

17:00

couple weeks ago. He had them. And

17:02

I was like, let me... By the

17:04

way, I wish they kept the old packaging. Like

17:06

the paper packaging with those little white things on

17:08

the... ...bendy things on the end. And

17:11

you roll these... Now it's this flashy

17:13

plastic packaging and it sticks to itself

17:15

like it's a... ...baby wipe. Hey

17:18

babe, what do you think Oreos are coming in? Oreos

17:20

are coming in shiny and delicate. I wish we kept

17:22

the box. Alright, but don't say it

17:24

like it's just chips ahoy. Don't say whatever the hell

17:26

I want. Don't

17:28

say it like it's just chips ahoy. Oreos come

17:30

in that tinfoil now too. I didn't say

17:33

it then. Okay. Well, you insinuated. Put

17:35

words in my mouth anyway. Put

17:37

words in my mouth in there anyway? Oh wait, we forgot

17:39

to do the chant. Okay. Alright.

17:42

Here we go. Because I'm serious.

17:45

We need it. We need it. You

17:48

got hard to tonight. Alright, ready? Yes. No matter

17:50

what happens I love you. No matter what happens

17:52

I love you. No matter what happens I love

17:54

you. Alright. Alright. The

17:57

last time... Just

18:00

side note people, the last time we did that

18:02

chant is on a new episode that's not out

18:04

yet that you haven't seen yet that we recorded

18:06

with our new producer in our new studio and

18:09

that episode got so insane.

18:14

We legit, I think I suspect that

18:16

proportion of what we're gonna, I think,

18:18

do you guys, okay. I

18:23

think it's great when we get heat, I

18:25

think you think it's great when we get

18:27

heated factually, but when we end

18:29

up like how you do like if you're married

18:31

and so like when the argument just becomes about

18:33

something else and so the girls and so and

18:35

then when we start arguing about us arguing, I

18:37

feel like it's like you guys are watching like

18:39

your parents argue and maybe it's not a fun

18:42

listen or or do you just love us going

18:44

at each other's throats all the time. How

18:47

many of you guys love when we just fight no matter

18:49

what? So

18:52

there is a contingent here that don't love it

18:54

when we fight about like real shit. Who

18:56

doesn't love it? Oh

18:58

okay okay. Oh

19:02

yeah yeah we always make up after. And Sal turned

19:04

to the, it got so heated and then we took

19:06

a break and Sal turned to the producer and he

19:08

goes oh the trailing wheels, the training wheels are off

19:10

on you today man. It was his first day, I

19:14

was like welcome to the party pal. I

19:17

remember your your assistant was,

19:19

I was watching and he was he

19:21

was standing off to the side and

19:24

he was going, he was laughing so hard

19:26

and then at one point I looked up and he was going. I

19:31

was like Trevor Karate, he's gotten awkward.

19:33

Trevor Karate, yeah Trevor

19:35

Karate is what we call him. Great kid. He's a black

19:37

belt. He is a black

19:40

belt. He really is. Yeah you'll hear about that too

19:42

on the episode when Sal talks over 20 minutes that

19:44

you you're gonna skip. I thought it was very interesting.

19:47

I got to the bottom of it. I don't understand the

19:49

belt system, how you get it, why you get it, when

19:51

you get it, if it's subjective. I thought it was fascinating.

19:53

I had a black belt in front of me. I dug

19:55

in deep with it. He got annoyed that I had a

19:58

lot of you

20:00

can talk about that. He literally

20:03

goes I go at one point I go Sal

20:05

who gives a shit? He goes what do we

20:07

have an agenda? I go we literally have an

20:09

agenda. You know for

20:11

a fact up top we just BS like

20:13

a couple of good time tellers. Let's

20:20

get back to this cookie. But the Oreo, the Oreo, Sal

20:22

they're out of control. The

20:29

Oreo it's like they got them I was in

20:31

a Wawa the other day. Prove it.

20:34

They got like an Oreo now that's

20:36

like it looks like a Big Mac.

20:38

It's ridiculous. Yeah they've got

20:40

my letters. What are they doing? You

20:44

know I'm fine with the regular amount of

20:46

cream okay but I'm not gonna you know I

20:48

wouldn't kick the double stuff out of bed for

20:50

eating crackers. As

20:54

a matter of fact in my hay day I

20:56

was known to take apart a few double stuffs

20:58

and add them together for like a quadruple stuff.

21:03

I tell you right now that was a fun night. This new

21:05

I find

21:10

the cream inside of an Oreo to

21:12

be offensive. Of course you

21:14

do it's delicious. Is

21:16

it how does it offend you? Because it's a

21:18

cream. Well let's put heavy quotes around cream. It's

21:20

a cream that can sustain

21:26

itself on a shelf without

21:28

refrigeration for months at a

21:30

time. You're speaking

21:33

about the entire supermarket. It's

21:35

disturbing. You're calling out Oreos? Is it Chips

21:38

Ahoy again too? Prostate cancer on the rise

21:40

in the United States due to the American

21:42

diet. Blame the Oreo. This is exactly the

21:44

kind of sh** they're talking about in these

21:47

documentaries when they go the American diet. They

21:49

might as well say people

21:51

are eating Oreos. The

21:54

Chips Ahoy is a chocolate chip cookie which

21:56

in and of itself in a broad sense

21:58

not branded by Chips Ahoy is argued we

22:00

the greatest cookie ever invented in the history

22:02

of this planet. And. They took

22:05

that. They took that lead, They took

22:07

that. Any Valais up you're already the

22:09

best cooking oil that do is not

22:11

get off and nice. Proper.

22:13

Chocolate Chip cookies and he blew that

22:15

they put up and then a happy

22:17

to see a color chips ahoy thinking

22:19

about upon would do something about we

22:22

didn't even notice upon for decades would

22:24

have noticed supplier. So why you're that

22:26

guy? It's wired. It's like a Fellini

22:28

movie you've discovered. Yeah you're right about

22:30

how you're going to work of awaited.

22:32

Wait a minute though. Why? I still

22:34

don't understand what you think this cookies

22:36

so that I really don't I by

22:38

the tips or to be delicious I

22:40

found to be a perfect size. I

22:42

think it breaks properly. Or the get get

22:44

a nice crisp or think it tastes great. Now

22:46

what is your problem with a huge over Nineteen Eighty

22:48

Five? I disagree that when I can agree with

22:50

all those adjectives I disagree with you that it's fallen

22:53

off as hard as you say. how your i nodded

22:55

com a lot any body. When I was young

22:57

I was a friend of Chips Ahoy. I'm afraid to

22:59

say it. It was

23:01

right. It was neat, proper. There was

23:03

a horn of tips in that. It.

23:06

Was a bit bigger. It's more like

23:08

a chocolate chip cookies. You close your

23:10

eyes a bite, your chips ahoy. I

23:12

don't know if you're gonna say this

23:14

tastes like a chocolate city. Foreign unique

23:16

place. Stop. It's foreign and unique that

23:19

they stop it. It's a thing. a

23:21

chocolate chip cookie Know how you. This

23:23

is a thing I have. This is

23:25

is this is it's First of all,

23:27

somebody has to cool the guy that

23:29

works the other. Because.

23:32

I have had. Undercooked batches,

23:34

a lot of other not.

23:36

I will not it out.

23:38

He thought about. It

23:42

I was even call it that you could

23:44

be like golden Boy home like gold and

23:46

now the golden brown. they're like us sales

23:48

say that and it's samples and also I

23:51

used to look at it when i was

23:53

a kid and just I mean all of

23:55

all the ships in this thing like weeks.

23:57

In those all over the place on. With

24:00

that in some good I look at it

24:02

now. I swear I swear to you that

24:04

times are looked down at the think So

24:06

maybe rich? Source

24:11

Road Vet Center got Bingo! I

24:13

don't believe that. The

24:17

lady that made the biggest figured i

24:20

think the zebra for leaning think our

24:22

i don't care what was the phrase

24:24

the got bigger. For. You if

24:26

you as if you are really you would have said

24:28

bingo and isn't really have a because I had to

24:31

suffer. Okay

24:34

jobs hours. The I did see start

24:36

it. stop it. Or

24:38

this is awesome. Ah

24:42

ah. Please.

24:49

Are I was like I had started

24:51

in say stop so assessment they could

24:53

have gone either way. I respect that.

24:55

Are not support our yard says yes

24:57

you not an idiot. I

25:01

said so I go. Here's this is

25:03

either I don't like have you ever

25:05

nine presented and then you're That is

25:07

a curse. I swear they used to

25:10

be the recipient once. Now is the

25:12

kind of like falls apart like it's

25:14

a fossil. It's

25:16

uphill can exhibit a couple of

25:18

chips that when you bite

25:20

it he just turned to dust.

25:23

It stops. I have never. Ever.

25:26

Ever. He. In an Oreo? Here

25:28

we go. Now I've

25:30

never ever eaten or whatever the

25:33

worse by was in followed by.

25:39

Means of other that's your

25:41

make his head was what

25:43

would you mean. You.

25:46

Said you day My cookie crumbles. Your cookie

25:48

crumbles all over the way. Okay, but honestly

25:50

about the. Hundred

25:52

your third. The love you want to

25:54

see if it's a dream. fumbles. and

25:57

just move the

26:00

Oreo is. Here's the Oreo. Please tell me. If

26:02

I close my eyes and I eat an Oreo,

26:04

I go, did somebody take me to my Nana's

26:06

home and give me her dessert right now? That's

26:09

what the Oreo tastes like. I will

26:11

not sit here and have you slander

26:14

dessert menus at old

26:16

people's homes. It tastes

26:18

like a little cookie they give you

26:21

at maybe the hospital after

26:25

something terrible is

26:27

done. I'm serious.

26:29

It tastes like a medical cookie.

26:31

A medical cookie. A medical

26:34

cookie? A hospital

26:36

cookie? No, actually the Chips Ahoy really does

26:38

taste like a hospital cookie. No, no, no.

26:40

It does. There's some chocolate chips out there

26:42

like I'm not a big fan of like

26:45

Lindens or whatever that is and that's

26:47

even better than the Chips Ahoy. There's two

26:50

chocolate chip cookies on the market period. There's

26:52

Tates and there's Chips Ahoy. That's it. Oh

26:54

my God. I can't believe

26:56

that you just put those two in

26:58

the same sentence. Tates

27:00

is the media darling right

27:02

now, by the way. Tates came out and didn't

27:04

look back. Let me tell you something. I know

27:06

if we're watching Shark Tank, it's hard to get

27:08

shelf space. If you're a

27:11

cookie in a supermarket like that

27:13

and Tates came in and just

27:15

blew the balls off everybody, mark

27:17

it down. Tates is unbelievable. Tates

27:19

is everything that Chips Ahoy is not.

27:22

It is golden brown. It is buttery.

27:24

It is delicious. It has a snap

27:26

to it. I literally need someone to

27:28

watch me if there's a bag of

27:30

Tates around because I might eat the

27:33

whole thing. Jory's out on Tates. Tates

27:36

is an artisanal kind of brand that

27:38

came out of like South Hampton. I

27:41

thought it was everywhere. How many people

27:43

know what Tates is? How many

27:46

people have never heard of Tates? Oh

27:49

wow. Listen, Tates, you're going to hear of Tates.

27:51

They're on the rise. They're doing very well. But

27:53

I will say this about Tates. Jory's out. Right

27:56

now, it seems like Tates is Lil Nas

27:58

X. But Tates might

28:01

be Takashi 6ix9ine. We're not sure yet.

28:03

We're not sure yet about tapes. There's something I

28:06

don't trust about tapes. Well, if that's true then

28:08

Chips Ahoy is ex-ex-ex-ex-tentacion. No! Chips Ahoy! Whoever the

28:10

f***er's name is. Dude, we

28:12

are talking... He's dead. Chips Ahoy is

28:14

dead. We are talking... Chips

28:16

Ahoy got robbed at Gomboy. Tapes

28:19

is Shake Shack. Tapes is Shake Shack.

28:21

Chips Ahoy is Burger King. Chips Ahoy

28:23

is a... is a Titan f***ing cookie,

28:26

dude. I can't believe you're just... I gotta be

28:28

honest with you, we, we, we, we, we, we

28:30

treaded this ground before, but I gotta say it

28:32

again. The Oreo has permeated. The Oreo's like Snoop

28:34

Dogg and has crossed over. Okay?

28:39

The Oreo is, is in ice creams,

28:41

it's in shakes, it's in all... all

28:43

the products. All the products collab with

28:45

the Oreo like it's drink. Chips Ahoy

28:47

is in a drink at McDonald's. Chips

28:50

Ahoy is in a drink at McDonald's, that's what you got? You

28:52

gotta put... Talk about McDonald's? Yes, yes! I

28:54

don't know about that. What drink is it? It's in the

28:56

Flurry! Oh, the McFlurry. Are you a

28:58

fake fan? You just called it a Flurry? It's

29:02

like... are you kidding me? Next you can tell

29:04

me you're going to Donald's? There's a... there's

29:06

a Chips Ahoy McFlurry. I'm

29:08

sure there's an Oreo too. I know there's an Oreo

29:11

one. Shut up! Not

29:13

the point! But no, but it is

29:16

the point. It is the point. There's,

29:18

there's Oreo like, um, Rice Krispie type

29:20

of treats. There's Oreo. Oreo, I mean,

29:22

Jesus Christ. Didn't they make a Chips

29:24

Ahoy Oreo? Didn't they make

29:26

an Oreo where the cream was Chips Ahoy? Am

29:28

I crazy? Anyone?

29:32

Anyone? Has anyone heard of an Oreo

29:34

Chips Ahoy mashup? There

29:36

was a chocolate chip Oreo. There

29:39

was definitely a chocolate chip Oreo. Yes,

29:41

there was! They had a pop-up! Fight him! Fight

29:43

him, I told you! Look

29:46

it up right now! Give him a taste of

29:48

what you got. Look it up right now! There

29:50

was a pop-up on the street on Sunset Boulevard!

29:52

Say it! You're

29:55

wrong. The people from behind the place are getting upset.

29:58

Listen to me! Listen to me! He

30:00

will yell at the crates. He don't give a

30:02

shit. There was a pop-up on

30:05

Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. I was walking by.

30:07

The woman said, Do you want to come

30:09

inside our pop-up? I said, What are you

30:11

popping up? She said, Oreos. I

30:13

said, Not on your life. She said, It's

30:16

chocolate chip flavored. It's a new one. I

30:18

went in and got them. They were great. And then

30:20

they discontinued them. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

30:23

whoa, whoa. I'm right! I'm right! I'm

30:25

right! All right. Well then scream

30:27

at them. Scream at them. I'm screaming at them. I

30:30

know the people from behind the stairs are supporting you now.

30:34

Thank you. I mean, what

30:36

a great anecdote. I

30:40

was walking down the street in LA. There

30:43

was a pop-up. I said, What are you popping up? Which

30:45

by the way, when you said it, that didn't sound authentic.

30:48

I don't think you went, What are you popping up? No, that

30:50

part was funny. Yeah. That part was funny. Yeah, but it wasn't

30:52

authentic. It was a joke. Yeah. But no, she said Oreos. I

30:55

said, Not on your life. She goes,

30:57

Who doesn't like an Oreo? I don't. She

30:59

says, Chocolate chip flavor. But it's not chips to hoe,

31:01

right? A chocolate chip is

31:03

amazing in everything it's ever touched, right?

31:06

So all it took was one morsel

31:08

of something else combined with Oreo and you liked

31:10

it. If you really hated Oreo, the morsel would not have been

31:12

enough to put that in cookie. The

31:15

quiet cookie over the top. So no, it

31:17

was a different cookie. Hold

31:19

on. It wasn't the traditional chocolate

31:22

cookie Oreo. The patty was a

31:24

different flavor. The wafer.

31:28

Excuse me. Yeah, the story has become

31:30

more and more convenient. Dude, they

31:32

were so good. I went out and bought two packs at

31:34

the supermarket. What are you doing? You're blowing the whole argument

31:36

here. I'm not. It was the

31:38

flavor of the Oreo that I thought was astounding. I

31:41

have never bought a box of Oreos in my life. But

31:44

you understand what I'm saying. Okay. Give me

31:46

a pie chart. That cookie that you

31:49

ate and that you've been into, how much in a pie

31:51

chart did it taste like also an Oreo? Not at all.

31:54

Well, zero percent of the

31:56

pie chart. You had an Oreo that didn't

31:58

taste like an Oreo. Yes. At all. It

32:00

was like the deal. cream hold on did

32:02

it have cream but it was a chocolate

32:04

chip it had cream a chocolate chip cricket

32:06

yeah has but a chocolate cream yes

32:08

but a chocolate what we are a chocolate

32:10

wafer no it was like it

32:12

was like they didn't have the chocolate way son

32:15

of a don't answer you if you listen it

32:17

was like a it was the wafer was like

32:19

flavored like chocolate chip cookie dough like that kind

32:22

of flavor who is

32:24

this person that gave you got it right there

32:26

look at the goddamn thing it looks completely different

32:29

all right take it easy what you found my point

32:34

is this well my point is you know like what this

32:36

is my point I'll shut up we had to help you

32:38

out I know but my point is this and I'll shut

32:40

up your cookie had

32:42

to be turned into a version of my

32:45

cookie for me to like it and

32:47

that is why my cookie is better

32:49

yeah but you've said all you

32:51

need to say you said my cookie has to be

32:53

turned into your took a version of your cookie for

32:55

you to like it you don't

32:57

like anything but he

33:00

doesn't so it's not a stretch like a lot of

33:02

things like you I

33:06

like you Q

33:08

is great but

33:11

listen to me Murray's pretty cool and

33:17

with a puff of vape

33:23

he's gone here's the thing okay I

33:25

like the versatility

33:32

of the Oreo I depending on mood

33:34

I choose how I'm gonna eat it

33:36

sometimes I bite it like it's a sandwich sometimes

33:39

I twist it off and I eat you know

33:41

just the chocolate wafer and then I scrape off

33:43

the cream I need the other chocolate wafer sometimes

33:46

I dunk sometimes I dunk both halves sometimes

33:49

I eat the cream put the chocolate wafers

33:51

back together eat those as a double I

33:54

could do whatever I want with an Oreo however the

33:56

mood strikes me I'll do with an oil I

34:01

can't believe, I can't,

34:04

I can't believe Sal

34:07

describing the variations of how he eats something

34:09

is not on that goddamn bingo sheet right

34:11

now. Because I swear to God,

34:14

it should be because it's a wonderful point every time

34:16

I make it. It's

34:18

like saying, it's like saying, I

34:22

like, hold on, I got it.

34:24

Give me a second. It's like

34:26

saying, it's like saying a bacon,

34:29

the bacon is the best burger.

34:31

I can just eat two pieces of bacon off of it

34:34

and it's great. I could just eat the

34:36

top part of the bone and I enjoy that. We're

34:39

talking about the whole product. I mean

34:41

the whole product is digested. I

34:44

get around to it. I mean that's like saying I

34:46

eat the bacon and I eat a piece of it.

34:49

Well Norio you can eat the top half and

34:51

leave that cream out on the counter for three

34:53

months and it'll live. You are falling back on

34:56

an argument of an everlasting cream.

34:58

By the way, which

35:00

in my, which by the way in

35:02

my, from my purview, an everlasting

35:05

cream sounds amazing. The

35:07

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35:10

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variations that you can eat the

39:00

Chips Ahoy like? I thought

39:05

you were just going to ask the variations of

39:07

flavors of the Chips Ahoy. If you were not

39:09

like, depending on how the mood strikes you, how

39:11

would you eat a Chips Ahoy differently? Chips Ahoy

39:13

is my kind of cookie. There it is, deal

39:15

with it, tough sh**. So

39:17

you're saying that there's zero versatility with it?

39:19

I don't need versatility, it's a perfect cookie.

39:22

Everybody needs versatility. Everybody

39:26

needs versatility. That's not a plus. I

39:28

don't need versatility. The cookie works the way it is,

39:30

they give it to you that way, that's all there

39:33

is to it. Like he says

39:35

in Tommy Boy, I can give you a guarantee that

39:37

you stick your head up a bull's ass, whatever that

39:39

f**king joke is he says in Tommy Boy. That's the

39:41

Oreo. It's got to give you a guarantee. It's got

39:43

to go, you can twist it off if you want

39:45

or you can bite it if you want. We

39:47

don't care, we just want to be loved. It's like the

39:49

little f**king chunky kid in your neighborhood when you were growing

39:52

up that had the Nintendo but you didn't like them. And

39:54

he'd be like, guys, but I have Nintendo. He'd

39:56

go, okay, chunky kid, we'll come play Nintendo. That's

40:00

the Oreo. That might have been me. But

40:03

that's the Oreo. The Oreo's going, can you,

40:05

I have Nintendo guys come to my house,

40:07

you know? I mean, again, I'm going to

40:09

need factual things in order for me to

40:11

feel like you're doing anything. The

40:13

Chips Ahoy is- You're comparing Chips Ahoy to Fact Children.

40:16

The Chips Ahoy is Roger squeezing your head. He's coming

40:18

right into the backyard and squeezing your head. I'll tell

40:20

you another thing about the Chips Ahoy, and

40:22

you could quote me on this, that thing has

40:24

shrunk by about 30% since I was a child.

40:26

Oh, come on. It has shrunk by about 30%.

40:30

Yes? Yes? Everybody?

40:32

How many people think that thing

40:34

got smaller? It has.

40:36

It has. How many people like

40:39

that the Oreo has its

40:41

name written on it with a beautiful

40:43

design? You know

40:45

what I'm saying? I like to look at it sometimes,

40:47

and I admire the work. Sometimes

40:50

I forget. Sometimes I look at the Oreo and I catch

40:52

something I didn't see before, and it's like a whole new

40:54

experience. The Chips Ahoy has none of

40:56

that. You're talking about the print on the

40:58

cookie. You're damn sure. I've said it before and I

41:00

said it again. That print looks

41:02

like what's written above a burn unit

41:04

in a nun's hospital. Why? It

41:07

looks like old- What are you saying? It just

41:09

looks old. It looks sad. It looks sad. It

41:12

looks beautiful. It looks sad and old. It's

41:14

an extra step, and even the side of

41:16

the Oreo has the ridges all the way

41:19

around. People are putting effort into that. They

41:21

don't just shoot off a cookie and that's

41:23

it. They gotta build machines to make that

41:25

stuff. More thought went into it. More care

41:27

goes into it. It's harder to make an

41:30

Oreo. Harder things pay off. The

41:32

good things come to the things that are

41:34

difficult to make. I

41:37

think it looks, feels, and tastes like a cookie straight

41:39

out of the Great Depression. And

41:41

they have it updated. What do you

41:43

think the Chips Ahoy is a chocolate

41:45

chip cookie that keeps evolving according to

41:48

you? Evolving. It's changing its

41:50

size. It's evolving. It's evolving. The Chips Ahoy

41:52

is going, yes, we changed our size. You

41:54

people in America need to cut back. It's

41:57

on your team. Well, he's talking about all

41:59

the I

42:01

said you people in America, we don't know where these

42:03

people came from. We're

42:06

out in the middle of Jordan, water's down here. Who

42:08

knows where these people are from? You

42:11

know, look, I hear a lot of

42:13

squawking about the Oreo, but I don't

42:15

hear you backing up the Chips Ahoy

42:17

that much. I don't know what else

42:19

to say other than it has held

42:21

the crown position. It has held the

42:24

king position of chocolate chip cookies for

42:26

decades in this country. I don't know

42:28

about that. Because if I'm in

42:30

the cookie aisle and I see chips and

42:32

I need a chocolate chip, I'm going Famous

42:34

Amos maybe. Oh, get out of here. I'm

42:36

going to taste. I'll tell you. Stop now.

42:41

If you want to

42:43

go direct competitor, I am reaching

42:45

for the Keebler cookies

42:48

before I reach for the Chips

42:50

Ahoy. You're a disgrace. Everybody loves

42:52

it. Famous Amos. Oh, yeah. Oh,

42:55

yeah. You heard that. You

42:57

heard that, right? Come on. That's that's

42:59

you know, that came from from a small

43:01

beginning. Brand always seem racist to me. Really?

43:04

Just something. Isn't the guy who made

43:06

them named Amos? It just seems racist.

43:09

I don't know why. I can't put my finger on it. I

43:12

can't put my finger on it.

43:14

Famous. Come on. How about this?

43:17

How about this? Okay. Chips

43:19

Ahoy. Real quick. Doesn't matter if it's your

43:21

preference or not. What I'm saying

43:23

to you is, on an arguably

43:26

Chips Ahoy has held the number one

43:28

position in chocolate chip cookies. They

43:31

are someone from behind the crate just yelled out

43:33

wrong. How am I wrong? How am I wrong?

43:35

I wish I could see him to tell you.

43:38

Chips Ahoy are the Tony the Tiger of

43:41

chocolate chip cookies. I

43:43

don't know, man. We need to know market share. Anybody got any

43:45

wrong. Anybody got their internet

43:47

out. They could see how would selling package chocolate

43:50

cookies. This guy that in the shadows. Yes.

43:57

Yes. Go ahead. He's

44:00

a Chips Ahoy representative in the shadows. He's

44:03

trying to back you up. Okay. Yeah,

44:08

that's true. We do have 120 flavors. That's

44:10

not what we were talking about. I didn't say

44:12

Oreos don't have 125 flavors. I

44:15

said, asshole, that

44:17

Chips Ahoy has been holding down

44:22

the chocolate... Name

44:24

a more famous... The whole crowd is fully

44:26

burning. Name a more famous

44:29

chocolate chip cookie. Oh, boy. Get your foot

44:31

out of your mouth. You're turning them against

44:33

you. Name a more famous chocolate chip cookie.

44:35

Oreo! Oreo. He said Oreo.

44:38

Come on. Oreo's

44:40

so good it's a famous chocolate chip cookie. This guy's

44:42

standing up. Name a more famous chocolate chip cookie. Oreo!

44:45

Stop showing Oreo. Sir! Name

44:48

a more famous chocolate chip cookie.

44:51

Tohau. He can't do

44:53

it. Name a more... No.

44:55

No, no, no, no. Chips

44:59

Ahoy are the Big Mac of chocolate

45:01

chip cookies. They are the Titans.

45:04

He's yelling at you. You

45:07

came on this... You spent the week.

45:09

You said I'm going to take my vacation

45:11

with him. And he's chastising you. Okay?

45:14

Imagine starting a business with this person. Let

45:18

me tell you something right now. Here's another thing. Yeah, she

45:20

goes, I love it. Here's another thing that confounds me.

45:23

Okay? We're going to do the show. We're going

45:25

to do the show. We're going to do the show. Listen.

45:28

Alright. Sorry. Alright. Sorry. Alright.

45:31

He has nothing that confounds me. Okay.

45:33

So somebody in the board room was like,

45:36

Chips sound like chips. So

45:40

let's call it Chips Ahoy. Why the

45:42

f... Is

45:45

a choc... a plain chocolate chip cookie

45:49

alluding to nautical terms.

45:52

What the f... There's no synergy there

45:54

at all. Chips Ahoy, why?

45:56

Why? I'll tell you the synergy. the

46:00

years of the business with the goddamn American public.

46:02

That's the synergy. I don't even know what that

46:04

means. I am saying clearly a credible... What is

46:06

the connection between a chocolate chip cookie and the

46:08

high-feathed? Say shit. Well, you... You...

46:12

You... You are pirate because you're

46:14

a pirate. This guy... This kid is freaking out

46:16

over here. What are you

46:18

saying, sir? Get it out of your system. Go ahead. So

46:21

why are transits your children? Sir,

46:23

with those glasses, let's not talk about

46:25

who's attracted to children right now. Listen.

46:35

He gave him the finger. This guy looks

46:37

like Bill Gates on a f***ing rough morning.

46:45

Relax, buddy. Relax. Relax.

46:48

Chips Ahoy, matey. Ahoy. Matey.

46:54

Matey is what comes after the Chips

46:56

Ahoy. Chips Ahoy, matey. Matey? Matey?

46:59

They said, let's do a play on chips. Let's do a play on

47:01

words. But it has no... It doesn't matter. A play on chips is

47:03

one thing. Make

47:06

it have some type of connection.

47:12

What? Are you repeating the

47:14

name of the product? You're

47:17

saying it also. You're saying it with like

47:19

intent. Like it's going to

47:21

be any different. She's like, Chips

47:24

Ahoy. I don't even know who

47:26

sawed your arm. Another

47:29

Chips Ahoy representative. What?

47:32

What is the point you're trying to make? This

47:37

isn't the price is right, people. Yo,

47:43

bro. I know. I know.

47:46

We said all that already. Dude. This

47:48

boat is rocking too much for you. Is that what's going on? I know.

47:51

But why connect the nautical... C

47:54

to the... The crol of your

47:56

cookie. Why? What the f*** is the story on

47:59

this? I don't know what

48:01

Oro means. I'm getting to that, buddy. I'm getting to that.

48:03

I don't know. I don't know.

48:05

But maybe it's a name that was made

48:07

up, which is amazing because they made up

48:09

a word and now it's like, that's what

48:11

it means. My cookie has a cute name.

48:13

Your cookie's name was co-opted into a racist

48:16

phrase. How so? It

48:20

absolutely was. By racist. Let's

48:22

not dig into it. It's not a racist

48:24

phrase. No, I said it was co-opted into

48:26

being a racist phrase. By racist. Yes.

48:30

I don't see any neo-nazis eat my cookies. You

48:34

go to a clan meeting, you got Oreos in the

48:36

back of that. That's what I'm saying. That's

48:38

why I told you you've been to a clan meeting. I don't know. When

48:41

did you? No, no, no, no. Let's

48:43

dig in. Let's dig in. When did you

48:45

see clan members eating Oreos? Talk

48:48

about it. Go ahead. When did you

48:50

see them? You said you saw them. You said it.

48:53

You said it. We heard you. You said clan members eat

48:55

Oreos. You said you saw it. When did you see them?

48:57

I didn't say I saw it. Why

49:00

did you see it? You get

49:02

a lot of crumbs on your

49:04

sheet. That

49:07

was my issue. Guys,

49:09

the Oreos are staining my sheets again. I

49:11

need some chips to hold me here. Listen.

49:17

But look, this cruise is

49:19

called Ship Faced. Yeah.

49:21

There's a connection. There's a connection. We're

49:24

on a ship and everyone's getting shit faced.

49:26

There's a connection. Okay. Alright.

49:28

You know what? I'm

49:31

saying it right now. It's going to be law.

49:33

You take this out into the world. We get

49:35

it going. It's going to be coming to zeitgeist.

49:37

It's shitface Ahoy. Shitface,

49:39

shitface, shitface. It's shitahoy

49:41

now. Shitface Ahoy. I can get

49:44

behind. Now I got the connection.

49:46

I have yet to hear from you. I

49:49

have yet to hear from you. You keep saying

49:51

that I am not defending my cookie enough. I

49:53

am defending it. I am saying that I think

49:55

it is a quality chocolate chip cookie and it

49:57

seems great. I will also say that the dough

50:00

used in a chocolate chip cookie, you are far, far,

50:02

far undercutting it. That dough in and of itself is

50:04

a great flavor. In a general chocolate chip cookie. And

50:06

I don't need a ton of, not in the business.

50:09

I don't want a ton of chocolate chips. I think

50:11

too many chocolate chips ruins a cookie. But,

50:13

why? You did, the chocolate

50:15

chip, the chocolate chip is the star of

50:17

the show. I like, you

50:20

don't want the star in every scene, baby. Oh,

50:22

yes, you do. You,

50:24

you're, you're taking yourself a hole.

50:26

Why? You take the chocolate chips

50:29

out less chocolate chips. It's not as good. No,

50:32

I'm saying I don't like too many chocolate

50:35

chips in a chocolate chip cookie. You stand

50:37

alone on that island. I don't think I

50:39

do. Thank you.

50:42

You want to balance. You want to balance. Why

50:44

does everything have to be a thousand

50:46

percent? It's too much.

50:49

It's too much. I like to be able to taste

50:51

the dough and taste the cookie. I

50:54

also like that when I bite one. I like that you're calling

50:56

it dough, but again, I mean, I like

50:58

when I get a bite, I go, that one was a

51:00

little more chocolatey. That was a little more like

51:02

cookie doughy. That was a little more chocolatey. That

51:04

was a little more cookie doughy. It's a variation.

51:06

I enjoy it that way. I like

51:09

it that way. It was a commercial in the ad

51:11

campaign when I was younger where they would guaranteed the

51:13

amount of chips in each cookie. That

51:15

was when they really meant something to me.

51:17

By the way, I don't

51:19

understand why you're saying they have so few

51:21

cookies in them. There are plenty of chips

51:24

in each cookie. Yeah. No, they really are.

51:26

Sometimes I look at one head on and it's

51:28

like, maybe there might be some buried

51:30

in the middle there, but there's like two or three

51:32

chocolate chips on the thing. And I just feel like,

51:34

do you turn it over and

51:37

look at the bottom? I turn it over. Because the bottom

51:39

is where the money's at. I wish we had a bag.

51:41

I wish we had a bag. We go through each one

51:43

individually and judge them and judge them

51:45

individually. You know what? You like consistency?

51:48

The Oreo is consistent. They

51:50

look like a package of twins or whatever

51:52

that is when there's more than two twins.

51:55

They look like identical people. They

51:58

look like clones of each other. That's

52:00

consistent. I know what I'm getting every time. I

52:02

like that. Listen, now

52:06

every clone is the same. Very good. She's

52:09

right. Watch the movie Multiplicity. Watch the

52:11

movie Multiplicity. I

52:13

love that. I love that when you... A

52:15

shout out. Not every

52:18

clone is the same. We

52:20

understand who you're going for regardless of Cookie Man.

52:23

Now, whether or not you

52:25

agree with me is besides the point. What is my

52:28

reasoning for why I like the chips of who I

52:30

cook? I have to hear

52:32

you explain to me in a flavor

52:34

sense why you think the Oreo is

52:36

so good. You've talked about the mechanics of the Oreo.

52:38

Let me do it right now. You think I don't

52:40

have it? I talked about the versatility. I talked about

52:43

the cream. I'll tell you right now. That

52:45

chocolate wafer, I don't know

52:48

another thing that tastes like it. It's 100%

52:50

unique in and of itself. It's

52:56

the only way you get in that taste.

52:58

That's why so many people collab with the

53:01

Oreo. They made a taste. You, a McDonald's

53:03

diehard, who would... I probably agree that McDonald's

53:05

did that with a lot of stuff on

53:07

their menu. I got the same treat going

53:09

for me in the Oreo. It's unbelievable to

53:13

carve out a space where people can

53:15

take a blindfold taste test and go,

53:17

that's an Oreo. That's an Oreo. It's

53:20

unbelievable what they did there. They invented the name

53:22

and the taste. I got to go,

53:24

listen to me. I dunk. I dunk. I'm

53:27

a dunker. I've been dunking since I'm a little boy. I

53:30

love to dunk. I have all different

53:32

types of boy I dunk and the

53:34

best dunking cookie. Even better

53:36

to me than a homemade cookie for

53:38

real. Something about the

53:41

way it absorbs the milk, the

53:43

timing, it never falls apart, but

53:45

it doesn't stay hard. The

53:49

Oreo has perfected the art of

53:51

the dunk. You just dunk it.

53:53

You hold it for like 15

53:55

seconds. You pull

53:57

it out and then you're eating a whole...

54:00

another cookie it's a dunk d'Orio and it's a

54:02

whole different experience Chips Ahoy don't do that Chips

54:04

Ahoy don't have a dunk like that I

54:08

will I will disagree with you that they don't now

54:11

I don't dunk my cookies because I'm not

54:13

six I

54:17

eat them in bed with a whiskey drunk like a

54:19

man Chips

54:23

Ahoy is wonderful dunking in whiskey but

54:27

I have dunked a Chips Ahoy and you're

54:29

wrong you're absolutely wrong the Chips Ahoy absorbs

54:31

the milk just as any

54:33

cookie does and it has a milk

54:35

a fine bite just like any cookie

54:37

does you bragging that the Oreo takes

54:39

on a new shape and form or

54:41

something like your Oppenheimer over here talking

54:44

about an Oreo cookie because you

54:46

dumped it yeah yeah Sal when something's

54:48

wet it tastes different Eureka

54:50

you know what I mean you know what I

54:52

mean you know what I mean Jesus

54:54

Christ you know what I mean you take something like

54:56

a social tea from the Biscoe or something like that

54:59

and look social tea I don't even know what that

55:01

is a social tea I'm sure they've been around forever

55:03

they're made of peanut butter on it thank me later

55:05

here's the thing you know

55:07

for a fact you know you know and this is

55:09

true like some cookies don't dunk well and some you

55:12

got to be like a professional like if you just

55:14

wait just a second too long you lose that and

55:16

then you got to go on your fingers and then your

55:18

hands get all milky and then you don't get all of

55:20

it so then you gotta go get a spoon and fine

55:22

you know it's sometimes that's fun but if you the

55:25

Oreo that never happens with it it just doesn't it's just it's

55:27

you it's you get out on the Oreo

55:29

I'll tell you another thing that sucks about eating Oreos you

55:32

talk to somebody it is like dirt thank

55:34

you oh my god the

55:36

people from the other crepe it

55:40

is like dirt did you ever talk to

55:42

somebody that's been eating Oreos you talk to

55:44

somebody's been in Oreos you're like are your

55:46

gums bleeding what is happening right now to

55:48

your teeth go to the

55:50

dentist you

55:55

got me on that one the

55:57

teeth do get filled up with uh with the way for it

55:59

they do they do who yelled it's like dirt I

56:01

was it you miss what's your name I

56:04

can't are you on chips or

56:06

voice our Oreo side thank you why would

56:08

you ask that question she just yell

56:10

Oreo feel like dirt because I wanted to hear

56:13

it maybe feel good and

56:15

cat works here so she's better

56:17

than everybody else yeah I'm

56:20

joking I'm just joking I'm

56:22

just joking yeah

56:25

yeah thank you you

56:32

went against me so I had to just do the fun little

56:34

thing good all right so

56:36

so so so where yeah I mean what

56:39

else you have to say I didn't really hear

56:41

a lot from you I'm just you compared me

56:43

to Oppenheimer you compared I don't know what you

56:45

said I'm just shocked that so many people in

56:47

the audience can

56:49

I so many people in America love

56:52

Oreos this much I just don't

56:54

get it I find it to be

56:57

just a basic cookie

57:01

it's two chocolate wafers that

57:03

have the flavor of chocolate

57:05

from 1910 with chemical

57:09

cream in the middle guys I'm sorry

57:11

I just don't see you're right because

57:13

you know what you're right you're right

57:15

because the organic chips of hoys are

57:17

just delightful and

57:19

I don't know if anyone remembers this I don't know

57:21

if it was regional and I don't know if people

57:23

younger than me in here but hydrox

57:26

was a brand and

57:28

they tried to emulate they tried to make

57:30

an Oreo cookie competitor that was out for

57:32

a few years was that hydrox

57:37

was first I'd like

57:43

to know who's walking around with

57:45

the knowledge that

57:47

hydrox was before Oreo did

57:49

you study for tonight there's

57:52

a documentary well I

57:54

gotta tell you the ending of that documentary is

57:56

hydrox folding because Oreo slapped the shit out of

57:58

it For the

58:01

first time in the history

58:03

of this podcast, let it

58:05

be known publicly that half

58:08

to 75% of

58:10

your argument just got deflated

58:12

because your precious brilliant Oreos

58:15

were stolen. It was

58:18

stolen. What

58:20

do you mean? We stole America. People

58:22

call that great. I

58:26

mean, I'm his spitting back, people. I don't

58:28

give a shit when the Hydrox came. The

58:30

Hydrox couldn't keep up and the Hydrox went

58:32

the way it was. And by the way,

58:34

Hydrox is what they should be called. Because,

58:36

guys, we're feeding people chemical shit. Give it

58:38

a name like Hydrox. They

58:41

can sound like something you spray on your lawn because that's what they're

58:43

eating right now. Yes, I

58:45

don't disagree. I can't

58:47

believe you're a filthy cookie stolen. Stolen. Hydrox,

58:56

blues artist, Oreo, lead devilist. Hold

58:59

on, hold on, hold on, hold on. The chocolate

59:01

chip cookie existed for thousands

59:03

of years before it just saw

59:05

white. You stole something the exact

59:07

same way. No, no, no. And

59:09

this is the crux of my

59:11

whole argument. This is the crux

59:13

of my whole argument. My cookie

59:15

is a standard. My cookie isn't

59:17

walking around going, eww, look how

59:19

good we are. Your

59:22

cookie was a standard before it

59:24

even was invented. It's not a standard.

59:26

The chocolate chip cookie is a standard. Not the

59:28

Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookie. Somebody

59:31

tell me what brand of chocolate

59:33

chip cookie was mass produced before Chips Ahoy.

59:35

I'm sure they're... Soulhouse,

59:38

you silly little... What

59:41

year are we talking here? No,

59:45

I'm talking about... Guys,

59:51

the C didn't like that answer. That

59:55

got very ambiguous. It was mass produced

59:59

from a house. Probably a

1:00:01

house. There

1:00:03

was a house that mass-produced them. Yeah,

1:00:06

this doesn't sound correct at all. She's

1:00:10

like, they were elves. They

1:00:12

were around. Before

1:00:14

humans. Wait,

1:00:18

toll houses and elves? Oh, Keebler's elves.

1:00:21

This guy's arguing for cookies. He don't

1:00:23

even know the biggest cookie brands out

1:00:25

there. What? Wait, what? You disrespect toll

1:00:28

houses. Nastly

1:00:30

Toll House. Toll House Crunch? What does

1:00:32

Toll House mean? What do you mean? Oh,

1:00:37

you said it was mass produced from a house because it's called

1:00:39

Toll House? I

1:00:42

just thought you were like, no, that's what

1:00:44

she's saying. We don't know if it's true. I

1:00:47

heard it was mass produced from a toll booth

1:00:49

because it's called Toll House. And

1:00:51

it's not free-serving. What's that? 1935

1:00:54

Ruth's fake school. Ruth's

1:00:58

women were allowed to work back then.

1:01:05

It's just fake news. I'm

1:01:09

kidding! Yeah, that's weird. She said it's crying. It is

1:01:11

weird to get an O on that. Like, this is

1:01:14

where comedians are like, oh, you didn't even say anything

1:01:16

wrong. You're making, it's sad, sorry.

1:01:18

You're making fun of the fact. I'm making a

1:01:20

point about a better time. Is

1:01:23

that what? He's

1:01:26

doubling down on that point. No, I'm

1:01:29

kidding. I'm kidding, obviously. But it

1:01:31

was Ruth Gator Ginsburg made

1:01:34

fucking cookies that are... Ruth Gator. Ruth

1:01:36

Gator. Yeah, Ruth Gator Binsburg. That's what it

1:01:38

was, Donald McRonald. Ruth

1:01:41

Gator Binsburg. It was a mistake. Booth

1:01:44

Rayda Ginsburg. Booth Gator

1:01:46

Rinsburg. Bootsy Collins made cookies.

1:01:50

In her house. Miss,

1:01:54

what are you looking at over here? I

1:01:57

think we're gonna give us more info. You're just texting. Okay,

1:02:00

what do you got? It

1:02:06

was in an inn not a house They

1:02:09

didn't say when Jesus was born there was no room

1:02:11

at the house. It's a different thing So

1:02:15

holiday house The

1:02:18

holiday and she goes yeah like a hotel house,

1:02:21

right She's

1:02:24

like hotel motel house She

1:02:28

goes she goes in Expedia planning a communication.

1:02:30

Where are the houses where I can stay?

1:02:36

Okay, so they were started it was started in a hotel Okay,

1:02:42

and she made cookies did

1:02:44

she mass-produced them Well

1:02:47

in so much as she made them

1:02:49

for the restaurant Okay, so my back

1:02:51

to my point chips ahoy were they

1:02:53

not the first mass-produced chocolate chip cup

1:02:55

This is toll house was I

1:02:58

mean you're going back to the day the woman

1:03:00

was in the restaurant I mean then it became

1:03:03

bigger before chips ahoy came all right all right

1:03:05

fair enough so Touche

1:03:07

but did she invent the chocolate

1:03:09

chip cookie she did she invented

1:03:12

it That

1:03:15

seems insane somebody had to that's true. There's

1:03:17

no way George Washington never had a chocolate

1:03:19

chip cookie I don't believe Jesus invented it

1:03:22

and the devil made chips ahoy. That's what

1:03:24

I thought That's what

1:03:26

I think wait a minute.

1:03:28

You're telling me every time I bite into a chips

1:03:30

ahoy. They not today Not

1:03:38

today Satan every day every day say otherwise you

1:03:40

become him every time I bite into an Oreo

1:03:42

I go. This is a great rally Wait

1:03:49

a second stop groaning. I'm

1:03:51

kidding. I don't eat cookies in

1:03:53

a clan row Oh,

1:03:56

but maybe I don't know Wait,

1:04:00

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you're telling me,

1:04:02

you're telling me nobody on planet

1:04:04

Earth had a chocolate chip cookie before

1:04:06

1930? That

1:04:09

seems insane. I don't know. Let's go. I

1:04:12

mean, it's someone... Dude, we looked up like Skittles on here and they're

1:04:14

like, 1897. Frisk.

1:04:20

Well, it was before Chips Ahoy, at least

1:04:22

that. You know what? Can I

1:04:24

say? I'm not, like I said, I liked the Chips

1:04:26

Ahoy as a kid and I'm not up here to just like, have

1:04:29

one narrow point of view. I'll tell you

1:04:31

something probably pretty unorthodox. I used to love

1:04:33

old school Chips Ahoy. I used to love

1:04:35

dunking them and you might say gross, but

1:04:37

it's my favorite drink and so I don't

1:04:39

care. I dunked in almost anything. I dunked

1:04:41

in Terevalu even. Not that,

1:04:43

but I used to love dunking Chips

1:04:45

Ahoy cookies in orange juice. Anybody

1:04:48

else? Yes? No?

1:04:52

How many people think that's... How many

1:04:54

people have done that? Okay.

1:04:56

How many people think it sounds good? Okay.

1:05:00

The people from behind the stairs are getting

1:05:02

rowdy. By the way, I got a stare

1:05:04

perch over there. I got a

1:05:06

stare mutant on my side over here. One

1:05:09

of the stare mutants is behind me, a green shirt.

1:05:12

They're creeping out little by little more and

1:05:14

they're just getting warmer like, now! Now! And

1:05:17

then when we turn they go, they just were suspecting.

1:05:20

They're like the rats in New York. They're getting

1:05:22

brazen. That girl's got a slice

1:05:24

of pizza in her mouth. No!

1:05:31

Stop! No, no, no. Oreo cookie, not

1:05:33

Chips Ahoy. Either

1:05:35

one. Either one what? Either one what? Either

1:05:38

one? Oh, you need the one what? Oh. Oh,

1:05:42

now everything should go in orange juice. By the way. I

1:05:45

love orange juice. She's... If you haven't

1:05:47

tried it, shh. She's

1:05:50

drinking a can of Corona. There's

1:05:52

something particularly scary about a can

1:05:54

of Corona. You're like, this

1:05:56

guy came to fucking party. I

1:06:00

agree with you. No, it's gross. Chocolate and orange

1:06:02

don't go together. I

1:06:07

think it's delicious. I love it. I used to love it.

1:06:09

As a kid, I won't bother with it now because... I

1:06:11

don't think chocolate and orange go together. Just

1:06:17

so you know, we understand every one of you. We

1:06:20

can't tell you guys who's saying. All

1:06:23

right, you know what? I'll give the mic. We'll go one by

1:06:25

one. Everyone give two minutes on what they think. Okay,

1:06:28

and we'll depart Friday. It's

1:06:31

like a town hall. You know what it is?

1:06:34

It is so much like a...

1:06:36

You know, we should have had a mic

1:06:38

over there. We should

1:06:40

have had a mic like a town hall.

1:06:42

Like an episode of Donahue. Oh

1:06:45

my god. If we... Oh my

1:06:48

god. We should do that next episode. Get

1:06:51

a mic over there. I think I know. Maybe we

1:06:53

have a moderator. Maybe get like, I don't know, like

1:06:55

Adam or something. I was just gonna say Adam

1:06:58

Ray. Yeah. As Dr. Phil.

1:07:01

Oh. Going through the audience. As the

1:07:03

audience moderator. I don't talk to him. He doesn't have

1:07:05

his makeup. Oh, but just do the voice. Yeah, well

1:07:08

he could do... Yeah, he's the guy for the job

1:07:10

regardless. All right, so we're gonna have

1:07:12

an audience mic. The next one. Yes,

1:07:14

we'll have an audience mic. I gotta say, I'm not saying

1:07:16

this to suck up. Even

1:07:18

with all the boos I've received, you

1:07:21

guys are the best audience.

1:07:23

Yeah. This is... I

1:07:26

love how into this you guys are getting. This

1:07:28

is truly... This is the first...

1:07:31

Besides the live stream, the live audience... This

1:07:33

is the very first ever, ever live audience...

1:07:39

And... And you guys came... Yeah, really. Remember, I

1:07:41

don't... I swear to god, I don't say this

1:07:43

to bust your balls. Okay. But remember,

1:07:45

when we talked about being in front of a

1:07:47

live audience, you had a little concern. Yeah, because...

1:07:49

You had a work and like whatever. And I

1:07:51

said, if we just go out and

1:07:53

do what we do and argue like idiots,

1:07:55

they're gonna go with us. Well,

1:07:57

a lot of times, like, you know, you play to the audience... And

1:08:00

you don't get like zeroed in like we

1:08:02

are and also we might want to put

1:08:04

this up for the listeners And I wondered

1:08:06

whether a live show would be good for

1:08:08

the for listeners I think it's gonna be

1:08:10

great and and he's right sometimes comics play

1:08:12

to the audience. I call the audience You

1:08:17

like Larry David you really I Came

1:08:22

up to me earlier. She goes I watched the

1:08:24

live screen stream you

1:08:27

made fun of my comment and call me No,

1:08:31

that's like an honor you're like Don Rickles Go

1:08:35

off and die What

1:08:40

time is it it's 1109 we gotta

1:08:42

wrap it up. All right. All right. All right So

1:08:45

do you have closing arguments? I

1:08:47

think I said all I need to say I

1:08:49

can't think of anything else to say right now

1:08:51

I I know where this is gonna go Mm-hmm.

1:08:54

Well, why would you say that because I

1:08:56

know this is a clean slate, bro Because

1:08:58

I have ears and I can they I

1:09:00

can hear the direction they were cheering Well,

1:09:02

maybe maybe if your argument was a little

1:09:04

bit better, you might not feel a little

1:09:06

bit lackluster right now Yeah, possibly. Yeah, I

1:09:08

feel confident. Maybe you were just a little

1:09:10

bit cooler. I wouldn't tell you to go

1:09:12

yourself I

1:09:17

Wait, we got to do the shot with the

1:09:19

bingo winner. Okay. Yes. What's your name miss? Jesse

1:09:22

come on up. I don't have any left

1:09:25

Can we get a shot for Jesse of

1:09:28

a deal like tequila? Can

1:09:30

we get a shot of tequila for Jesse do what you what

1:09:32

would you like? What do you want to do? You don't want

1:09:34

to tequila. It's okay. Okay. Okay.

1:09:36

Wow, you let her talk for you like that Jesus

1:09:41

I will shout out all these people standing in the back Hey,

1:09:44

okay. So you guys stood through the whole show Which

1:09:47

is why I get a personal. Thank you to

1:09:49

you guys who stood for the whole show. That's really

1:09:51

cool I appreciate that guy. Thank you guys. Thank you

1:09:53

for thank you for sticking it out back there. Yeah,

1:09:55

I couldn't do it I couldn't do it an additional

1:09:57

personal. Thank you to the crate people back here Listen,

1:10:01

if you meet other people doing the screws, or you

1:10:03

meet us somewhere, just say, I'm a crate person. And

1:10:07

next show, next show, we gotta call that Diggin' in the

1:10:09

Crates, when we talk to people over there. Oh

1:10:11

yeah, it's good. Yeah, let's start Diggin' in the Crates. I love

1:10:13

it, I love it. Good stuff coming out of this. Good stuff

1:10:15

coming out. What's up, buddy? There

1:10:17

he is. Trevor Karate, everybody. Trevor Karate. I

1:10:20

have a whiskey. Trevor,

1:10:23

you have about 30, 40 minutes to talk about black belts with

1:10:25

me? This is Trevor this.

1:10:30

Do you want one of these? I have a whiskey still from these...

1:10:33

I would love a whiskey, but I'm not gonna be picky. I'll

1:10:35

take whatever you got here. Wow,

1:10:37

that's a lot of tequila. I'm

1:10:41

not dunking anything in it. This is for... Whoo,

1:10:44

that's a lot. Abby? Jesse, sorry.

1:10:46

Sorry. That's a lot of

1:10:49

tequila. All

1:10:52

right, that's a lot. It's like three shots.

1:10:55

Do you want some? Yeah. Give

1:10:58

it a little bit. Boom, boom, pow. Okay.

1:11:01

That's a lot. You got a lot? I

1:11:03

still have more than you. Give

1:11:06

it up for Trevor, everybody. Ahoy,

1:11:09

matey. And give it up for

1:11:11

Jesse. Winner of Bingo

1:11:13

Cheers. And how about we give it up for... And

1:11:15

thank you for the shot. Thank you, ladies. And let's give it

1:11:18

up. I truly mean this. We even know what to expect. We

1:11:20

don't know how many people are gonna be here. And

1:11:23

if you guys are gonna be into it. This

1:11:25

was the most fun I've had on this

1:11:27

show. I think this was all

1:11:29

fun. You guys are an awesome audience. Thank you so much. We feel it.

1:11:32

This was awesome. We're here again on

1:11:34

Wednesday. It's earlier on Wednesday.

1:11:36

It's at like 6.30 or something. And

1:11:39

it'll be another battle. We promise it'll be a heater.

1:11:42

And we're gonna have an audience, Mike. And

1:11:45

we're gonna... Yeah, yeah. So

1:11:47

come back, please. Raise a glass, yeah. Raise

1:11:49

a glass. All right, guys. Let's make a...

1:11:51

Hey, hey, hey. Let's make a... Let's

1:11:54

make a... I mean this sincerely. I wanna say it in

1:11:56

front of people, dude. You're one of my best friends in the f***ing world. You're welcome.

1:12:00

show with me and thank you for being somebody

1:12:02

that brought us all in this boat to do

1:12:04

this awesome show. I love you, baby. I love

1:12:06

you. I love you. Cheers. Cheers.

1:12:09

Cheers, guys. Cheers, guys. Cheers, guys. Cheers,

1:12:13

guys. Oh, that was a double follow. That was a double

1:12:15

follow. Oh, my God, that was four swings? You know what? I

1:12:17

might like the chips of hoy. I don't know. I

1:12:19

know. I know. I know.

1:12:22

I know. I know. I

1:12:24

know. I know. I

1:12:26

know. I know. I

1:12:29

know. I was just thinking, I don't

1:12:31

feel seasick anymore. That

1:12:34

was too much tequila at one time

1:12:36

for anybody with a head

1:12:38

on their shoulders. It did the thing. That was a

1:12:40

lot of tequila. Mine was whiskey. That

1:12:42

was a lot. Yeah. Mine was

1:12:45

whiskey. It did the thing where after it goes down,

1:12:47

underneath your tongue burns. Yeah. Oh,

1:12:49

it's still burning. Well,

1:12:52

I got the thing now where I can track whether

1:12:54

tequila is in my body. My

1:12:58

friend Pat Gorman, when we were in college,

1:13:00

my friend Pat Gorman, he would get a

1:13:02

bottle of shitty like rotgut and

1:13:05

he'd make you drink shots out of it. He would

1:13:07

do this. You would take a pull off the bottle

1:13:09

and you'd go, oh, my gosh, it's terrible. And you

1:13:11

go, no, man, you just got to dance it down.

1:13:14

He would take a pull. He would go. That's

1:13:18

how I eat chips of hoy. I

1:13:20

got to jump up and down to get it down

1:13:22

my trach. All right. All

1:13:25

right. Let's go to

1:13:27

humble pie so I can do that. I know what the hell is

1:13:29

going on. I know. Listen, guys. Listen,

1:13:32

listen, listen. We had a clean slate here. I mean, look,

1:13:34

I don't want to believe that I know who wins. You

1:13:36

never know. This is live. Anything

1:13:39

can happen. Really, anything can happen. Maybe the chips of

1:13:41

hoy people, if there are less than Oreo, so maybe

1:13:43

they're louder than the Oreo people. This is like when

1:13:45

you try to make somebody think there's going to be

1:13:47

a second date and you're like, no, no, no. Please.

1:13:49

No, it's pie. Get your participation trophy. All right.

1:13:53

All right. Ready? You

1:13:55

do it, baby. You do the honors. All right,

1:13:57

people. Humble pie. Here

1:13:59

we go. When when we went to the phones by the

1:14:01

way we did go to around the shops. it was great.

1:14:05

Don't do this yourself. can hold on. Let's.

1:14:09

Hear it for chips ahoy! The

1:14:16

that's a really good he will

1:14:18

keep. Or classes at. It. Let's.

1:14:20

You for your. Who

1:14:26

grow. Closer than

1:14:29

although it's also a little holds his the

1:14:31

whole Oreo one but I want to Your

1:14:33

chips? whatever. but I wonder tips are warmer?

1:14:35

Charges of germs of the i couldn't help

1:14:37

or it keeps it would just had loudness

1:14:39

here. Or. If it was through the

1:14:41

roof and will be stand up chips away this one

1:14:43

wasn't. Actually

1:14:48

did better than I that I kind of thought it was.

1:14:51

Through the ship sank. Show

1:14:55

Get Oreo face People who are I I.

1:15:00

I still love you bad. I love

1:15:02

you so that you say. Thank

1:15:08

you guys! The lobby so my for real.