What if your neat freak boyfriend dropped your toothbrush in the toilet and didn't tell you about it? Sorry, I meant "what's the deal with boyfriends dropping your toothbush in the toilet?" Then, Sweet Tooth is a murderous clown who drives an i

Barbieheimer Ships and Alien Abandonment

Jul 21st, 2023 35m 5s

What do you do when your girlfriend dies and/or disappears for, like, years, and then comes back, only to fly off to fight some aliens or some shit? Then, look, there's a pair of movies in the theatre right now, and we're creatures of the cultu

Cruise Ships 2 Part II and First Edition Nightmare

Jul 14th, 2023 28m 19s

What do you do when your super sweet, super thoughtful wedding present reveals that your man has been WAITING for the perfect moment to leave you for some mystery girl? Then, look, Tom Cruise will die making these Mission Impossible movies for

Superman Special

Jul 7th, 2023 32m 22s

What do you do when your contributions to rock and roll are being overlooked by your bandmate? Do you confess your inventions sorta suck? Then, there's a new Superman show, which means it's time to talk about all our favorite Clarks and Loises!

Whip Ships and I Need You to Trust Me

Jun 30th, 2023 36m 1s

What do you do when your cagey SO has to disappear for days at a time, and when you press them for explanation, all they can ask is that you "trust them"? Why, you go downstairs and marry them of course! Then, dust off your fedoras, there's a n

Wes Anderson Ships and Action Scientist Again

Jun 23rd, 2023 28m 57s

What do you do when you find yourself re-embroiled in Meg-related attacks? You suit up and fight that thing: what other choice ya got? Then, Asteroid City is in wide release so it's time to stare dead-eyed directly into the camera and ship all

Elemental Ships and Flipping Out Nine Times

Jun 16th, 2023 36m 19s

How can you even go on when a swing dancer at a wedding flips your wife like 9 times? You can't sleep! Your neighbor sends a pig wearing a mask into your home through the doggie door! Your life is in shambles, which means: you're a Tim Robinson

Crawl Ships and Playback Payback

Jun 9th, 2023 34m 52s

What do you do when you should be fighting vampires, but instead you have to be the cool teacher? Or maybe the negligent, absentee teacher? Look, we don't say it a lot, but: maybe call the cops? Then, Diablo IV is out and offering countless dun

Survivor Ships and a Whirlwind Wedding

Apr 28th, 2023 36m 2s

Star Wars Jedi Survivor is out today and it looks like it's good, so the Shipple Dips are talking Survivor Ships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Violin Ships and the Height of Betrayal

Apr 21st, 2023 33m

What do you do when you're in an intense climbing situation with another person and it turns out they were totally boning your ex? You swallow your pride and SURVIVE. Then, Chavalier is in theatres which means the Dips are shipping Violin Ships

Suck Ships and They're Saying it's Not a Real Show

Apr 7th, 2023 31m 21s

What do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Ships? Ships that suck! Movies that suck! Episodes

Thief Ships and Living a Yassified Life

Mar 31st, 2023 39m 40s

When you see a picture of yourself, but it's been yassified, does that feel... aspirational to you? Or critical? Or just nutso? Then, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is out in theatres, which means we are talking about Thief Ships! Hos

SCREAM Ships Part 2

Mar 17th, 2023 48m 2s

We're going back to Woodsborrow! Part 2 of the Scream Ship-A-Thon, finds the the Shipple Dips revisiting everyone in the original Scream trilogy, and pairing them up with their perfect mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info

SCREAM Ships Part 1

Mar 12th, 2023 49m 2s

There's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream 4 and Scream 5. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com

Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal

Mar 3rd, 2023 40m 23s

What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, '

Cocaine Ships and You Lost the Lottery

Feb 24th, 2023 30m 46s

What do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships! Oh Hello! Boogie Nights! Breaking Bad! Legend

Public Domain Ships and Would You Rather

Feb 17th, 2023 34m 9s

We have a format. Such and such happens, but you are such and such - what do you do? Then Colin comes in here, and poses a "would you rather?" and frankly, no one knows what to do. Would you rather have sex with someone who has to poop or would

Last Dance Ships and Song Thief

Feb 10th, 2023 42m 36s

What if you had a one-of-a-kind talent, and some international adventure dude took advantage of that gift to steal some fancy tiny boat? Start a life of crime? Then, Magic Mike's Last Dance is out today, so it's time to discuss Last Dance Ships

Cabin Ships and Rumble Ramble

Feb 3rd, 2023 36m 19s

What do you do when the outsider your brother brought into the family turns on everyone and your brother is nowhere to be found? You consider betraying everyone too, right? (This one's about wrestling.) Then, the new M. Night Knock at the Cabin

Shotgun Ships and Milf Manor

Jan 27th, 2023 33m 40s

MILF Manor. Should be illegal. We gotta talk about it.Then, Shotgun Wedding comes to Prime Video today, which means it's time to discuss Shotgun Ships! Kill Bill! Death Proof! Silence of the Lambs! Animal Crossing! Doom Eternal! Fallout 4! Supe

New Ship Resolutions

Jan 20th, 2023 52m 58s

What do you do when you've been betrayed by your alien parasite / lover? Oh, you think it's not as big a deal as being betrayed by your friends and cohosts, who never had your back about how Venom is a modern superhero-horror-romance classic???

Forever Ships and the Worst Dinner Party Ever

Nov 11th, 2022 33m 37s

What do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and get the hell out of the house. Then, Black Panthe

Weird Ships and What is Wrong with Your Friends

Nov 4th, 2022 38m 6s

Special guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 seconds between ridicule and applause. Then, Da

Mocktoberfest and the Hookup Map

Oct 14th, 2022 29m 42s

What do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Office! Fear Street 1666! New Girl! Mystery Science

Croctoberfest and Too Attached at the Hip

Oct 7th, 2022 33m 52s

What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now). Hosted on Acast.