Merrrryyyy Christmasssssss Merrry CHRRIII-III-IISTMASSS, Merryyy Christmuuusss - tooOoOoO yyyoouuuu! Yes, real actual you! Very Merry Christmas and a very New Year. I don't know what the point of these episode descriptions are so I'm just rambl

Christmas Special 2021: The Rules

Dec 2nd, 2021 21m 59s

Big Jangly J and the HO HO HO Man are back after series 1 for their first EVER Christmas Special! Part 1 of 3 sets out the rules for the Christmas Special as well as the criteria for what counts as a Christmas song. Plus, the boys exchange Chri

And The Winner Is...

Sep 2nd, 2021 27m 27s

Your winner of Samples Wars Series 1: The Kitchen is...

Any Previous Samples

Aug 19th, 2021 39m 43s

The FINAL songs of the series! Any Previous Samples = any samples recorded for a previous episode AND any new samples recorded from any previous category. IT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! Votes from this episode and ALL PREVIOUS EPISODES will be

Large Appliances

Aug 5th, 2021 28m 49s

Holiday Oscar thinks J. Henry cheated by burying his samples. J. Henry thinks Holiday Oscar made the worst song that has ever been created on this human earth. It's a brand new episode of Sample Wars and we're making songs from Large Appliances

Pots & Pans

Jul 14th, 2021 32m 40s

CLANG!!!! J. Henry and Holiday Oscar are here once again! CRASSSHHHH!!! It's Pots & Pans week! For your culinary delight this week - a funk-rock bonanza and a trade-unionist-protest-march. Bet you already know whose is which...

Plates, Bowls, Glasses & Mugs

Jul 1st, 2021 44m 42s

THREE cheating allegations!? A krautrock song the night after England beat Germany 2-0 in the Euros!? A dodgy deal and possible voting scandal!? It can only mean one thing... A brand new episode of Sample Wars! It's Plates, Bowls, Glasses and M

Small Appliances

Jun 17th, 2021 35m 13s

It's Small Appliances week! Holiday Oscar poorly describes Small Appliances as 'Appliances that are small.' How insightful. Anyway Sample Warmongers, we've got a soundtrack/alt-folk emotional-ballad with a secret message and a four-to-the-floor

Utensils

Jun 3rd, 2021 28m 18s

Flip an egg, cut a pizza, whisk your pancake batter and put your hands together for Episode 3 or Sample Wars! This week J. Henry and Holiday Oscar battle it out to see who can make the best song using kitchen utensils. Get ready for a 70's rock

Cutlery

May 20th, 2021 37m 52s

We're starting from the kitchen basics for Episode 2. Cutlery! Described by Holiday Oscar and J. Henry as 'things you eat with'. Listen as the boys thwack knives, clang spoons and strum fork-prongs to make an 80's Power Ballad and Melodramatic

Rules and Theme Tune

May 6th, 2021 40m 46s

The Sample Wars have begun! Join Holiday Oscar and J. Henry as they argue over the Sample Wars rules and ask YOU to vote on whose theme tune deserves to open the podcast each week! You can vote for your favourite theme tune on Facebook, Instagr

Trailer

Apr 15th, 2021 4m 52s

Welcome to Sample Wars! The podcast where two "musicians" battle it out to see who can create the best song using samples from everyday objects, locations, and more. We argued over who should do the intro, so we decided to both do it. Hit subsc

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