We kick off the Christmas weekend edition of SMWSM with holiday news dispatches from across the country. Next, Gabe Mirabelli joins for a college football playoff installment of Vegas Corner. And then lawyers Ryan Logan and Chris Doerring return to discuss their respective allegiances to Notre Dame and Clemson, game day viewing routines, golf stories from law school, and more.

This Week's List of Audio Festivities:

Cavalcade of Sound (0:01-0:50)
Opening Monologue (0:51-20:20)
  -Market Shoutouts and Table Setting
  -Christmas News Reports
    *Hohman, Indiana
    *New York City
    *Bedford Falls, New York
  -Episode Preview
Vegas Corner with Gabe (20:21-46:39)
  -Bill Parcells Explains Why Scoreboards Exist
  -What Did Gabe Want for Christmas?
  -Historical Evidence about Underdogs in Bowl Games
  -Bowl Game Best Bets
  -College Football Playoff Best Bets
  -My Pick of the Week
A Conversation with Ryan Logan and Chris Doerring (46:40-1:26:10)
  -Seinfeld on Sports Fandom
  -Guest Introductions
  -Did Ryan Think Notre Dame Could Beat Clemson in the ACC Title Game?
  -Was Chris at all Worried about Notre Dame Last Weekend?
  -Notre Dame's Recent History in Marquee Games
  -Ryan's Response to Twitter's Collective Snark about Notre Dame
  -Was it a Lock that Notre Dame would be in the Playoff?
  -How Desperate are Clemson Fans to see Notre Dame Upset Alabama?
  -Dabo Ranking Ohio State 11th in his Coaching Poll Ballot
  -Dabo's Media Appearances
  -Brian Kelly and the NFL
  -Dabo and the NFL
  -Will Chris Become a Jacksonville Jaguars Fan Because of Trevor Lawrence?
  -Trevor Lawrence's Haircut
  -Who Has Longer Hair: Trevor Lawrence or Chris' Girlfriend?
  -Better to be a Head Coach in the NFL or College Football?
  -Game Day Superstitions and Viewing Routines
  -Chris' Memories of New Orleans
  -TV Screen Talk
  -Expectations for the College Football Playoff
  -Will Chris Contribute to the Clemson Alumni Fund?
  -What's the Spread for a Golf Match between Ryan and Chris?
  -A Law School Golf Story
  -A Potential Long Drive Challenge?
  -What's the Spread for a Golf Match between Ryan and Max Baker?
  -A Golf Match between Ryan and Gabe Mirabelli?
  -Christmas Lists
  -Chris and his Girlfriend Go Hunting
Bert the Cop is a Family Man (1:26:11-1:26:22)