JT Kelley is back to regale us with his Austin adventures. We talk weather, working at a dog hotel, standup, adderrall, his new Facebook mom crush, Silk Road and the ‘dark web,’ plus his methhead roomie, my dating viability, my love of egg nog & hatred of the Anchorman hype, Eddie’s racist encounter and “blueberry fingers,” Elf on the Shelf, us becoming our parents and JT turning 21. Love you.