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any super a book that is out right

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media them like are beyond say box. honestly

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like I opened it up on Instagram I'll

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be glad if it was a close up.

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a commonality. And will and. Yeah,

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you crazy plausible it says on

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sale September twenty twenties the book

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is called Little Miss Little Confidence

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they are immune from the California bar.

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our find? A blonde white woman saw was

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like what about money but I learned that

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this is a small town in Rhode Island

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with no supplies. This.

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stop lights and has a general store

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it has as exit big seminal in

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town as a crow named Po the

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crow that was stealing people's males and

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it literally got put under house arrest

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and that is at did never heard

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of the Big Compton and told the

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movie they didn't even here in the

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album came out until the movie Street

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okay about a year. They

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were so excited like literally it

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was the town could. Not have

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the more excited and had never

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heard of it might and had

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never It's it's fishermen and farmers

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and lobster imagine when they learned

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that and me I'd rather to.

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Jin Jin and white haired is

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flying all over why we have

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a little bit self finish the

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book but I did started in

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it's so funny and and so

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interesting because you come from us

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family that is pretty wild to.

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come from a while him and

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is so interesting This or grandparents

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just like. Got. Married on

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a whim. Play can you say

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now that Silva. Aggregates and

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how's yeah see what your grandma parts

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awful as he scammed over a boss

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ah this is gonna just say either

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it's as I was still person such

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a head of yours if I guess

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and I would take out like my

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skin I'm like I'm a product I

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am literally it's legion medic product of

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to dance My grandparent my grandma sought

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my grandfather's rich and see leg was

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like the me like wrap this up

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she was sort of pretty and find

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she loves or saturday and she got

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a. Huge queues. She got it

4:43

done like literally they ran over. They

4:45

were in Philadelphia as a random Maryland

4:47

to get married because he didn't need

4:49

a blood has like one day after

4:51

meeting so that was the first one.

4:53

and then the real scam came at

4:55

my parents met New York City. they

4:58

worked together and they were out like

5:00

cocktail in one night and day one

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New Years eve there were trying to

5:04

figure out how to scam the workplace

5:06

where everybody got two weeks the keys

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Missouri honeymoon. but if you want us.

5:10

If. You on our honeymoon you got an

5:13

extra two weeks and so my dad

5:15

who was like such a liar she

5:17

was like hey you know my mom

5:19

is a little cutie pie and he

5:21

was like Janet I dario. We.

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Get Married. I will take

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you to South America for four weeks, will

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come back and will get it a nod.

5:29

And she had just been dumped by her

5:31

college boyfriend so like her she's she's a

5:34

hell of a as she said this with

5:36

and he seemed fine and kind of wild

5:38

and so it was sort of the bad

5:40

boy that it should have been like a

5:42

weeklong flaying but I think because hurt she

5:44

was like her feelings were hurt that she'd

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been dubbed. He was like okay and then

5:48

she called him back the next day and

5:50

she says he upped the ante issues like

5:52

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Workplace. I will do it but I'm not

5:57

gonna get it and knowledge. and then they

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literally. What they had like a

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proper wedding or six weeks later she

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borrowed her best friend Art and straddle

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letting her as my grandparents met him

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as like her fiance and a scam

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to their workload. he got a they

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went for a month a fully scammed.

6:14

that's that's why they got married and

6:16

they stayed married until they died fifty

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years not. That. Shape for Amazing says

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as except a why said he did your grandma

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actually much your mom's games or dad because I

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was the give That story says that store your

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bets on he was going to scam you like

6:29

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we could say other am a give you a

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month off a week or the south America sue

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my wife you know we. Ever.

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sector and i'm at the end it it

7:02

really I didn't learn about it so i

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would like fourteen and with my brother had

7:06

like his girlfriend and I guess you can

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read all about this in the bud. you

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get to meet all the stuff that us

7:13

my brother I learned about it like when

7:15

I was and fourteen or fifteen my brother

7:17

does. First girlfriend and she was asking my

7:19

mom how they may and they seemed like

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such an odd to see that it finally

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explained like how did they get together music

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is only three four pages into the book

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after the forward a self but but as

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no idea is if there's a lot it's

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us you know make it onto his sitcom

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talk though I still some see by

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Debbie Allen on our resolve. It is

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as she was acting T and Heifer

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and I was like I like and

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I believe that obsessive Debbie Allen from

8:28

Family Dollars I knew I'd made of

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it's truly just just as the Church

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a black queen like. You. Mate

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red circle and read all birds and she

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was screaming at me and I was literally

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the best it was. It was like the

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little girl and me at I Will I

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saw it goes on Same and she was

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sweat and tears and be approved of by

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Debbie Allen as as a lot about hearing

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about you when they yell at to Okay

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I feel like Dorothy clicking her heels like

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admitted to hide it was silly. I was

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actually felt like she knew that I would

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love it, She knew I post he likes

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me and that she knew I would get

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it and mother and new is I was

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like I'm in. The

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I hey. Was

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get into what's hot and fraud that the for agreement

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where we're going to work on this is that what's

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hot pot or sometimes we get lung letters pretty much

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all the time now we just do with for the

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details I will take them out for you

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cause I've learned what as should not share.

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don't eat on here anymore God guys

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I'm oh my God. I. Did because I'm

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so pissed regular so read and simply of

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ethics. Me I've gotten I got

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when I have one episode I need to

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arrive at a I like a year ago

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I ate some all mandy and you keep

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I think I lost and eighty eight thousand

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what I mean truths, the anger and I

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knew I would set aside my crunching. but

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even still somebody with very triggered by my

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arm and delia bacon how and not I

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would never eat again. I will never grow

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to get like the pitchforks. Okay as soon

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as they hear the smell yeah okay the

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come here your are oh they don't know

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they. They. Hate it and they hate

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you for to the here you for doing that. Yeah

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we. Have. Very, I buy your

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book little Miss Little Compton because you talk

10:34

a lot about you. Obviously like your life

10:36

where you grab your family things like that.

10:39

So we're talking about us Emilio Scam today.

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That's more from one of our little learned.

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this person. On

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on ice. Add Tina I like,

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your Bob's Burgers isn't all that they

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woman alive at least I'm Barbara Kean

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is so horny. Teenagers so on Apple

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and I would rather a lot of

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fourteen. I love you as an arena.

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So killer affair. Hello Lazy! This is

11:10

my mother's long retired scams. She is

11:12

always loved one get rich scheme or

11:14

another and this was one that I

11:16

was involved it when I was seven

11:18

and eight years old due to divorce

11:20

and custody issues. My mother and I

11:22

live in Michigan during the week so

11:24

I could attend school and we visited

11:26

my stepfather on the weekends. He works

11:28

at a small college in Western Pennsylvania

11:30

and lived across campus. Every Sunday morning

11:32

my mother would send my seven year

11:34

old friend in me to the frat

11:36

house down the block with the trash

11:38

bags. we will collect dolls. Carry

11:41

and then we blow up her Vw

11:43

Golf to the ceiling with these bags

11:46

and drive five ish hours back to

11:48

Michigan and have a ten cent return

11:50

on each pop can. Pop.

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Your depth with them. That will. Be

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a part I love whatever your path I'm always

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like oh my as we can rise Have learned

11:59

that bed. Bring a bad can't to the

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grocery stores customer service death and if they were

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busy they wouldn't even open the bag and they

12:05

would just pay you for whatever quantum you see

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it was in the bags especially if he was

12:10

seven years old and your mama was waiting in

12:12

the got. My

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mom had every angle on this figured out. She

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had me round up on the count of on

12:19

the can count as she must have realized that

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nobody at the grocery store would argue with the

12:23

kid even though after a couple weep years of

12:25

this, they must have recognized and known that the

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can't count was always on. The friend's father made

12:29

a gadget. That crest multiple cans at a

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time for with a sophomore in college trips

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she had a so the frat guys who

12:36

were usually all hung over and wouldn't carried

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us that the money was for a college

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fund. The friends but also has dollars have

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her put on can be all at once.

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12:48

heart. I'll go right for the fun depth,

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right for the fun. Depp and Charleston's in

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the Zero Be was the leader Modern office

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space for years. sees it as. Just

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lion time I draw the. Line

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or just raw dog pile of

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says. And I borrowed always smell awful

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after she started this and would attract. Flies

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that the windows were desperate for

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whom? Yeah, that must be yeah.

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I think of the smell of our

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old married lights and the if I

13:21

had a drive in a car like

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that. oh god when I when I

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picture as I also take your than

13:28

having been out like hot in the

13:30

sun like hung over drunk frat boys.

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typical really sweaty night. I picture a

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lot of different kinds of beer and

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Alden isn't Everything had a mixed use

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a mixer the all mixed together with

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the parcel liquid laughed hot and a

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the bags. That that's it. I am.

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go get the can't mad Celtic A

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long drive to go hunt down those

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cans. but ah. But. I

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a place to go like mama will

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man she gets less big now she

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was in the key as off on

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14:17

seniors get mad at Tennessee Nurses didn't

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get down and is he says it's

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like almost a perfect babysitter Distract said

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us like we're going to make a

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little scratch. You're gonna go, you know,

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get a decent public service for. The

14:30

frat boys and mom is getting so

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I with the powers of Pennsylvania so

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I know the be as they sell

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them separately like that. Mad lives and

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though or I was little old english

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this probably was around before four loko

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I'm assuming but I'm yeah was also

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crisis me about this is the. Perfect.

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14:52

friends, Are you in college and. Is

14:54

yes to love a bizarre your mom

14:56

every week every week as a seven

14:58

year old baby yet to says a

15:00

seven year old girl that I was

15:02

others as the baby's you come clean

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up our kids suffer for this is

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a can be As a it's a

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cute kids the king suited as a

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really sweet. Little months, great season. Shrubs

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must be the way very quickly. Very

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quickly and she comes like very relaxed.

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very relaxed, ready. Just in the say

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that I'm here to set a whole

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different one than when she retired. yet

15:24

these two little girls are out do

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in the Ivy and. Ah,

15:29

I love this kind of mom. I

15:31

feel like I grew up. I grew

15:33

up knowing around these kind of moms

15:35

were. I don't think I could pick

15:38

my friend's mom's out of a line

15:40

up like I thought we were so

15:42

unsupervised. The beauty of I completely unsuited

15:44

lot of oh that's exact. Opposite Bs

15:46

in a small town like Little is so

15:48

yeah. I feel you gotta have that yes,

15:50

kind of barefoot childhood exists is where you

15:52

can run off and go where we want

15:54

as long as you're back on the street

15:56

lights up. When I was a kid, Caitlin?

15:58

maybe up until Seven Sprouts. mom

16:00

of our family was looking at me out of the impact on

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of make sure i was a plane me. I

16:05

mean how I do remember when I got

16:08

my period and again I looked like barred

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from stranger things. I'm adding my mom had

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our hopes to me, but I remember my

16:14

mom immediately. I. Think it was. It

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allows initiatives like using on the pill and like

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what like she'd ever is all just don't get

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pregnant with do not give her name of his

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all member on we haven't I didn't know On

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the pill Superbikes if you have six I will

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know. Either start walking dead

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meat eaters don't live in different else

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like oh your body till you a

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T M Isis. Believe that I just

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didn't have any sex lox jones it

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to sign a base where you got

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you got it right? Here

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in. Dallas.

16:48

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16:50

lot of stand up in Dallas and

16:53

it's my favorite city in America to

16:55

do so. I love hyenas that have

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club like an eye on what's that

16:59

has been here. Pretty

17:02

soon. Like I have to say is

17:04

a pretty lights it is it. I found

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it to do a pretty good time. I

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and weren't I like I found it to

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be a pretty naive doesn't allow people aren't

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like impress me I feel like sometimes with

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ice is he said it was like people

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you bet it like come with his eye

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but like invalid epic people a lot of

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hands are just for full is now I

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live my life. It's not like to sit

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like Drake raps about Houston three here like

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he's a. Rabbit about Old the surplus.

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have a to make it an ardent

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you have another jokes know the I

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remember doing I'd see no thought I'd

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that I member doing local jokes about

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some guy that was like a local.

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ever. Like

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any so great, so angry and

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he's the hammer. Honey Honey drives

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like a semi truck and these

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diseases. Are like

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I was It was so excited. It

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was the local add I've ever seen

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anywhere and I remember I did about

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like forty minutes on the Hammer and

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and unfortunately it unusable anywhere else in

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America. But if I could have made

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my entire career does doing regional the

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humor about the Hammer and Sex as

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I was at this is a genius.

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listed in Texas What we like crazy

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like and again growing up in the smallest

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town and like when the smallest state and

18:58

the nation you know I will not mess

19:00

with Texas. I will only come and respect

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Texas. I know I will never win if

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I try to pick a fight with Texas

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so often. Amadeu com to. Warn

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and let's let's talk about. Are

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the crazy early summer lawyer like even if

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he doesn't negotiate the case well he's still

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wild card that you rolled the dice humor

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20:07

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spend time I in Texas are in the

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not. I am that garbage person that visits

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21:11

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21:13

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we States is when I will

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very famous paper and will discuss

24:44

our opinions as we go would

24:46

would talk about it suited. A

24:49

scam is about William Henry Johnson,

24:51

a Kentucky minor was scammed americans

24:53

by claiming that he was Hitler's

24:55

as wanting a revolt with spaceship.

24:58

Wow. Wow. And

25:02

it were we lose the you can

25:04

find out what What I love about

25:06

the stories wine Wave her Johnson as

25:08

a black man to he is like

25:10

damning. Nazis. In

25:12

Nazi sympathizers and supporters and I have

25:15

no sympathy for anybody who is now

25:17

locked up and evil and race as

25:19

getting robbed them. What? Please feel no

25:21

sleep on this is. This.

25:24

Is the greatest revenge tale of all

25:26

time. It is. a little of things

25:28

are so dumb that oh a revolt.

25:30

let's face it up. and also the

25:32

magazine Forty Five Arden though we weren't

25:34

even do things like that at that

25:36

point. Now we wearing of even to

25:38

the moon nobody been like this is

25:40

not an option yes but okay so

25:42

let's talk about William I guess. Okay

25:44

okay so nice if we five This

25:46

month after Adolf Hitler committed suicide and

25:49

his bunker, rumors emerged that the German

25:51

Dictator had survived with his mistress ever

25:53

bronze as they. Escaped the country or

25:55

hundred down somewhere where exactly was unclear.

25:57

People claim to smile him at me.

26:00

The nazi gatherings in Colombia or on

26:02

a you boat in Argentina's oh my

26:04

god that's okay. the battle they would

26:06

go this and that who are just

26:08

couldn't so far away with a place

26:10

of them died out. So there's no

26:12

I don't know the be the next

26:14

three guys in Argentina. That's.

26:17

Crazy so isn't The other thing is like

26:19

this: Nineteen Forty Five like Will that is

26:21

around twenty away. And to look like Hitler

26:24

that he may they may have the most

26:26

as popular like that is. That.

26:29

Much as his senses toys that

26:31

are. they had such a specific

26:33

move that has really only happen

26:35

once like and anybody else. I

26:37

keep that going. Has

26:40

I couldn't tell somebody about. like if you're

26:42

wearing I'm gonna assume you're Hitler legged. Why

26:44

would anybody else have? We were that mode.

26:47

Which meant that. Didn't

26:49

know what you were so. I.

26:52

Just before he as earlier he does he

26:54

was it.pure comedy you as soon as I

26:57

can with steam. I'll give it to him

26:59

as a path because he was and silent

27:01

movies and he needed movies they surrounded he

27:03

couldn't and ninos make noises and that it

27:06

looked funny with a my fellow tiny one.

27:08

yeah okay a little tiny crazy my dad's

27:10

but this is. What

27:12

a journey! So. Apparently a

27:14

lot of people bother they thought he was

27:17

like to park at the time of hooked

27:19

to pathway at or yes of. Yeah

27:22

yeah to remove what I saw him I

27:24

saw him. what other day use them a

27:26

grocery stores I see? Oh no. I

27:29

thought documentary one Some people thought that Elvis

27:31

didn't actually die and that like day spell

27:33

his no name wrong on his arm on

27:35

his grave and there is a lot of

27:38

this and there was a moment I'm on

27:40

the confess to you I watch said i

27:42

think I was like nineteen. Oh that he

27:44

didn't That's like in there were some rumors

27:46

is this an Elvis sightings my days after

27:48

he was either that there's an actual he

27:51

was buried in the plot like the wrong

27:53

plot in the middle name is on. Denied

27:55

I love a good cadavers. The theory okay

27:57

with nut his as you. A level around.

28:00

I'm up in a little on

28:02

my hair meet you know, sleep

28:04

to meet know as I rather.

28:06

So the as it is no and

28:09

lot of evidence of survival with non

28:11

existence. But by my Forty seven, a

28:13

poll found that forty five percent of Americans

28:15

believe Hitler had survived. Among them a

28:17

group of disgruntled German descent and scattered

28:19

across the country who for several months

28:21

had been corresponding with a man who

28:23

call themselves furrier number One. And

28:26

that's William. So in hundreds of letters,

28:28

mail between Nineteen Forty Six And Nineteen

28:30

Fifty Six Ten Years. Number

28:33

One explain that he was despite

28:35

misspelling his title and right that

28:38

he felt furrier S U R

28:40

R I E R like. Century.

28:44

You. Get this. It suggests it. like use the

28:46

front my keys and every he's a nobody.

28:48

noticed that was hard. But.

28:51

So because he basically was rising

28:53

vernacular English. so Adolf Hitler? pubic,

28:55

We say, what Am Adolf Hitler?

28:57

I have survived. The Furrier was

28:59

not Adolf Hitler, but a sixty

29:01

one year old African American coal

29:03

miners and part time baptist preacher

29:05

named William Henry Johnson. Okay

29:09

so cylinder it gets so he was

29:11

he was sort of plate not the

29:13

bat signal to all the all the

29:16

nazis across the country looking for their

29:18

leader Being like I survived it's me

29:20

I'm here here I am send me

29:22

my like see the with my as

29:25

a super ya it's like I'm not

29:27

saying it with a German accent but

29:29

he was like hey I'm sorry I'm

29:32

sorry you're at that Lhasa far as

29:34

far as far as you both is

29:36

me zombie the. And

29:40

keyboardist and so desperate for. for of

29:43

all the evil people who are so

29:45

desperate that they were they were like

29:47

okay great idea what do your papaw

29:49

like he's fully leveled. Grandpa was pretending

29:52

to be Alonso yes such as yes

29:54

I desert hall full face man with

29:56

a strong and convincing boys by a

29:59

port witness. The had been doing

30:01

the would be interstellar neo Nazi

30:03

conquerors for about a decades. Many

30:06

of Johnson's letters were signed by

30:08

other aliases including Iba Hitler, Eva

30:10

Braun I'm Admiral Kesselring. Cheap.

30:13

Staff Who? I guess some of you to

30:16

say Chief of Staff? What's that? Oh,

30:18

still Chief of Staff. Nineties

30:22

as he holds his general evils who

30:24

has his enemies letter. So I'll keep

30:26

having these two German like ah, people

30:28

from Germany who had a states of

30:30

America who are fighting public As it

30:32

is, I'm fucked up shit. ah I'm

30:34

and then all jealous is just like

30:36

Aussie sympathizers and not obviously we still

30:38

have them currently in our country today.

30:40

so it's like they were held on

30:42

for a really long time as like

30:44

our laws Zola a long time ago.

30:46

Like the else that. There

30:49

is a guy they took away recently in

30:51

the paper. And they I saw him hiding

30:53

he was hiding his fit as a get

30:55

used to hide your like they sound like

30:58

an old guard a lot of recently and

31:00

legs so go off and he was hiding

31:02

is really he'd been in hiding totally he

31:04

stole our who rail line as there was

31:07

a to brit play the Uk who were

31:09

arrested one woman for nazi conspiracy theories are

31:11

because she participated in a pageants ah I

31:13

care more the Palace Club with some kind

31:16

of like little Miss Hitler pageant that she

31:18

was in and then she got arrested for

31:20

conspiracy charges. And this is what

31:22

is the past year less. Well.

31:26

Ah, Give

31:28

it up It. Get it. is it. I

31:30

just want that online. I only not easy

31:32

semitism like we don't believe you. We don't

31:34

believe in it. Give it up. You.

31:37

Get give it up. Get just let it

31:39

go. He'll be so much happier. You'll be

31:41

so my. Life

31:43

Partner, you send me. The best part: awaken

31:45

up with a joke up. you wake up.

31:48

Every man. Up

31:51

spike in the air like a young boy. like

31:53

best way to live. Tiring.

31:57

whatever the to care and last week there

31:59

were mad about. In the math and then

32:01

they weren't too messy mass into the store

32:03

at like some I know what are they

32:05

really want to get into our side of

32:07

the Trixie mattel that that I was like

32:09

what if I actually miles grade or miles

32:12

our when I started selling like take Mertz

32:14

but it's like black owned. Yeah. Yeah.

32:18

Okay, so my and Eleven hate them

32:20

As as you like the noughties. Eight

32:22

March. Oh my

32:24

God. I love you are running a black

32:26

owned suspect. That.

32:29

This scary aids our age really is all

32:31

I mean the season I know this is

32:33

the up and a little while but like

32:35

this isn't my debts From presented with the

32:37

video of a dancer the phone masterwork have

32:40

observed a know you know she said she

32:42

also said that alien races as said she's

32:44

she's a doctor that talked about like some

32:46

sure that she got from aliens and he

32:48

goes a lot of know anything about that

32:51

was like what is happening here like what

32:53

what. What? What What is happening

32:55

here? What is happening here is the cool

32:57

to as a sovereign it was it's occupants

32:59

other alive would be kind to make split

33:01

among other than I thought about that on

33:03

the so I mean demand side to side

33:06

to side and after there are really gave

33:08

a homicide okay we can't when he signed

33:10

to fight the surface oh. Okay

33:13

so my boss of the here mood is

33:15

going to fight the semis and he said

33:17

that hammer and a hammer It's that eat

33:19

eggs Just stats were it's it's a whole

33:22

thing as a whole next level as. But

33:25

yeah, so are you. Find me

33:28

a favor, chief of staff and

33:30

whatever else and a few messages

33:33

came from a Hitler Aid named

33:35

Avon Balloon. Postal

33:38

inspectors wondered whether Johnson added

33:40

a bogus. Of like another name

33:42

is a private jokes maybe sad news is

33:44

on the right Lotus everybody everybody it was

33:46

like the notebook except for he was syndrome

33:48

out to everybody he was like hey nazis

33:50

know edu maps you we every day. I've.

33:54

Been thinking about you so hard and I'm

33:56

stealing your hey and I did. once you

33:58

know you're not alone. Me: Doctor

34:01

Eva Braun Sokolowski that Hitler

34:03

Nazis in your you know

34:05

it's your heart for haven't

34:08

cemetery net I could reveal

34:10

your they haven't family say

34:12

i feel your hey A

34:15

and I know been doubt

34:17

that Hitler a melodic as

34:19

as much time to sign.

34:24

Of got my skull and just

34:26

send Neighbor Manny's consisted of scare

34:28

him off ran in Pennsylvania were

34:30

growing If is is is if

34:32

a postal code people say that

34:34

a black man so that's to

34:36

take the Burmese that's disturb blaze

34:39

I still have. One I know a

34:41

lot long. Time ago but somehow Hitler

34:43

I still have one. Slaves it

34:45

off I've got one slave labor

34:47

as I see bounty been on.

34:49

An easy decision Gentleman that I'm

34:51

a infested could go get my

34:53

mail because you can be and

34:55

about getting his mail in public.

34:57

You know dat feel ma'am but

34:59

signs you buy them at me.

35:01

I'm definitely not the black that

35:03

just want to write that at

35:05

the is bad feeling that blah

35:07

Definitely Hitler. Of.

35:09

Yet season staff not the black

35:11

god. Definitely settler. yours truly xl

35:13

too cool for school. Say to

35:15

a the summer he'll. I. Saw.

35:20

All the best say to you and

35:22

your day say state to. Hopefully

35:24

you're only paper full be. So.

35:30

Hitler. And his crew had

35:32

set up a camping Kentucky to

35:34

plot a new revolt and take

35:37

over the United States. Then the

35:39

worst disasters in the brain as

35:41

could have these next up early

35:43

yet add a space. Or

35:47

as had a bad mood. For

35:49

now us plan before he lived

35:51

was even alive. He's

35:54

having a baby is given it a number

35:56

name with the Foxy a foxy rock star.

36:00

I know, I feel. Like you're blowing you're

36:02

crazy cover William when he he know

36:04

you might be able to get away

36:06

with sending people to get people to

36:08

send you money and whatnot. but when

36:10

it once you start talking outer space.

36:14

You might want to x Naomi hadary

36:16

a space they like. That's where like.

36:19

I would the believers lots of believe

36:21

he is a whopper I believe. like

36:23

the haters gonna hate they want to

36:25

hate and believe but when you start

36:27

talking about outer space is a beloved

36:29

or lizards threats in the same view

36:31

on board with hit were still alive

36:33

and you're getting personal letters from him

36:35

like you are Rachel Mcadams in the

36:37

know but but you're probably already ready.

36:39

Far as I so many places like

36:42

to I saw will last A got

36:44

exposed to Hitler found live on. Right

36:46

as well as. And

36:48

will use it. made me think of something. I don't

36:50

know why. this is kind of hint until bloody thing

36:52

with okay you gotta you've been a little crazy rights

36:54

it has made me think of that politician. I.

36:57

Think his name was D or like

36:59

that other they called it the Dean

37:02

scream after he was like Howard A

37:04

Howard Dean resist. Oh.

37:09

He. Ruined his whole

37:11

future with one Yelps and he gave

37:14

him civil when sorry I'm sorry for

37:16

him because he would have been a

37:18

superstar now like he would it would

37:21

have. It's fine to fight this plan

37:23

on Tuesday or Wednesday he's got a

37:25

crazy back with a the doors and

37:28

authors they see soundness a drink bleach

37:30

so I would have it's yeah I

37:32

did. This political climate for back beds

37:34

literally. Is it his? did. The.

37:40

Dean's in the Dean skirts isomers

37:42

compassion for him to the ice.

37:44

Fear: When are you know I

37:46

get a little nervous. I fear

37:48

it that if my nerves were

37:50

really getting the better of me,

37:53

I. In my

37:56

excitement. To. Do some moves

37:58

as a camel, The recording me

38:00

at all times I could have. I could

38:02

easily do some move that would be mocked.

38:05

Told the and of time and I know

38:07

why. Thought of it because of the sentence

38:09

that hit Hitler, the blackmail William was setting

38:11

out to the said we're going to conquer

38:13

the United States and then the world. And

38:15

finally out of space. To.

38:26

Oh oh the racism gonna be

38:28

good on episode. Everything

38:30

we're going according to plan for. Her

38:32

number one explain but he needed

38:34

fi getting late paid in. The

38:36

Fed, a generous contributions to college, and eighteen

38:39

fifty sixty Legit. Hitler lifted at least fifty

38:41

thousand dollars from recipients of his letters and

38:43

over one hundred forty thousand dollars. When isn't

38:45

just it for inflation? And.

38:48

Access or financial support. He offered

38:51

prominent positions in the new regime

38:53

the coveted ranks of for your

38:55

number two and for a number

38:57

three to top donors. Small contributors

39:00

would be thanked with royal palaces

39:02

and diplomat birds. With

39:06

one diplomat merge. so they got

39:09

they have virgins. So. It's

39:11

very. Cold is still very late. It's

39:13

a very for you know the outside

39:16

a little bit as it's a a

39:18

a little tighter a little pyramid scheme

39:20

needs outsider you know like a little

39:22

bit of you pay an homage to

39:24

give you the certain titles but then

39:27

you're also going to get some virgin

39:29

side way is Cecelia to have a

39:31

why I'm here or or one and

39:33

are all birds and. Oh.

39:37

God please add me Very,

39:39

very cold. The very. It.

39:42

See pool Want to believe that

39:45

end and are captured by a

39:47

lot of. Pace.

39:52

And yeah, I can buy that. I've know I can

39:55

with no one's ever heard of him and mean that

39:57

I'm aware of. this is because this is. This.

39:59

Is a me using figure you've got

40:01

like William after that? all five with

40:03

him. Now the bad guys. I've always

40:05

been like a fun black person who

40:07

was rob and races but I don't

40:09

think that this man. So.

40:12

Occasionally Johnson would make requests and addition some

40:14

money sent a sport coat and a pair

40:17

of white shoe size Eleven is necessary for

40:19

eight us to just sporty so he won't

40:21

be recognized. Still,

40:25

Hitler really needs. For you to.l a

40:28

cost of sick. Yet

40:31

he he wants like I said

40:33

beans on T lay dead that

40:35

like a Nantucket day at the

40:37

races. He wants a sporty. a

40:39

sporty little L L Y auto

40:41

dial you love. You could just

40:43

get money from them and then

40:45

go bad a sport coat you

40:47

were like. So who have my

40:49

Haider lead? My hatred? You know,

40:51

my hater. You organization my hate

40:53

army of yours. A good dresser.

40:57

Were who likes the best I disease

40:59

and these an aside size eleven thirty

41:01

four ways and I'll be a my

41:03

and my invisible tab out and my

41:06

assistant my assistant William will come pick

41:08

it up. Your don't pay any mind

41:10

to have he says mrs since he's

41:12

been I tried feed him terribly. I

41:14

worry about so much as he is

41:17

black so don't. See.

41:19

Him say he don't worry I meet

41:21

him I hate have. But

41:23

the fact is this guy that

41:25

access to so many people is.

41:28

Is impressive and.

41:31

Terrifying. And it's.

41:34

A it's it. Just shows you how

41:36

much people. Want.

41:38

To believe like that he was able.

41:41

They want something to follow. I mean

41:43

people need it and I guess I

41:45

get it. It's it's it's it's a

41:47

lot. I mean like you're asking for

41:49

a closer eye. Discuss the so a

41:51

few times with items. wanted to meet

41:53

Hitler but Johnson quickly persuaded them against

41:55

it. By can cost is urgent crisis

41:58

these like sci traps, elaborate escape. It

42:02

would not have. Already gates you can

42:04

glance. I'm. So.

42:06

Said. One

42:09

of the things that he was healthy ball. This is like

42:11

an excuse that makes absolutely no sense. I just want you

42:13

to know I'm going to read something that's not going to

42:15

make sense and I will try to make sense of us.

42:17

Prayer may not be able to you try as hard and

42:20

lifts the. I love

42:22

though he says we're going

42:24

everything to keep the bloodstreams

42:27

around the brains clear. Johnson

42:31

wrote this in a letter

42:33

under the alias General passing

42:35

gas or to keep down

42:37

a paralyzed which is possible

42:39

when the brain stream or

42:41

not clear and three. Of

42:44

of oh my god. Else. Supply

42:46

are we are having a stroke Together we're

42:48

all have a circuitous ah I see. oh

42:50

he's. Just as somebody who's actually crazy

42:53

you imagine like by taking my beat,

42:55

he had psyche, some is actually mentally

42:57

ill, he hears voices problem believe some

42:59

of the slate, probably? Maybe he thinks

43:01

he is and I like that I

43:04

get access. It almost feels like that

43:06

level of crazy, right? And I do

43:08

want to say lake mental illness doesn't

43:10

mean that you like an evil person

43:13

Like we're not saying that at all.

43:15

No, But I think in the. Old

43:17

person perhaps could have had delusions of

43:19

grandeur. like for sure. Because. It's committee

43:22

as bit like super hard.

43:25

Yeah well some other elements some

43:27

of the stuff doesn't make sense

43:29

as a new happening here. is

43:31

he the same like Hitler can't

43:33

conceive because he has and in

43:35

an illness and is everybody's gotta

43:37

keep the bloodstreams around the brain

43:39

clear. Obviously he never even less

43:41

doctor quit medicine one because this

43:43

only bissau my up faith. Back to

43:46

top. Now. He's

43:48

never watch Doctor Clan yeah I ah well

43:50

I mean it was so early on as

43:52

the forty so he does no good say

43:54

doctor talk yeah we can all of our

43:56

our good think doctor but like any below

43:58

and does I think. The blood dreams

44:01

may sound convince them up.all they

44:03

to pay. Far as it a

44:05

blustery I mean I mean the

44:07

guy's clearly covering his trial had

44:09

like a did they already believed

44:11

him who they're all going. It's

44:13

obvious space may be though by

44:15

the bloodstream access to the flowers

44:17

are already on board with the

44:19

word final of your historic skill.

44:21

I'm always impressed by these like

44:23

easier really detail than footsteps as

44:25

the congregation who will send something

44:27

my way. A lot of times

44:29

I'll google. It however the research

44:31

has always done by Cheryl Embarrass

44:33

out of the Sarah Lynn, Vera,

44:35

Adam Down and That Green documentary

44:37

it and director and he is

44:39

excellent at this. Ah. It's

44:41

that is. Until I'm super fun Detail which

44:44

she literally wrote in here like has that before

44:46

it without lot it doesn't make any been. A

44:49

high level Roy emitted that thank

44:52

you so it's of a wicked

44:54

Steve Cohen repeated itself Charlie Brown

44:56

who the victim officers did identify

44:59

at least one target of Johnson

45:01

scams and African American Charlie Brown

45:03

type. Device to.

45:07

Charlie Brown's out his gun. That's

45:09

a ball. Polls ride by Lucy

45:11

That's the level. Of this again is of

45:13

limited pull. The. Football out from under him and.

45:15

The exact tickets I'm okay so

45:17

he can turn brown African American

45:20

handy man who had donated roughly

45:22

a thousand dollars to live because

45:24

despite having little money himself, And

45:26

Sally. Young black

45:28

males Hitler. And

45:32

and in my forties, whenever a thousand

45:34

dollars a lot less than is probably

45:36

like fifteen dollars in arms. I don't

45:38

know, don't let him for inflation but

45:40

that's probably the least fifteen thousand dollars

45:42

now I would imagine. Glad the to

45:45

was hardly because they pull the football

45:47

out from under your dumb as but

45:49

I knew where you're black or are

45:51

you okay you with your and where

45:53

are you talking about what Iranian people

45:56

people would xenophiles area and like okay

45:58

killer like still like. Ham

46:02

Hill or when of light yeah

46:04

Hiller, no no year in the wrong

46:06

you're giving your mind is around five

46:08

cm less. So when inspectors Louis and

46:11

by a interviewed him Brown had just

46:13

mailed Hitler twenty dollars, leaving him with

46:15

only eight cents in his pocket in

46:18

a single can of beans For

46:20

food. Or the cinema

46:22

Thousand and twenty like music about a little

46:24

not like you do have a lot of

46:26

last twenty dollars he he of my life

46:28

I could spend as Iowa can be into

46:30

battle. Get me through till tomorrow I will

46:33

send you my last funny dollars yes he

46:35

could have it. I after thinking the series

46:37

of a matter of your Time Rouse life.

46:40

Oh. God I want my money,

46:43

darling. Of. Yeah, what

46:45

did you do? I'm sorry who

46:47

he says. it's you who. Charlie,

46:50

Mr. Brown God. so browser consider

46:52

that investment. And Johnson who was

46:54

playing Hitler had promised him the

46:56

title of Spurrier Numbers Three, the

46:59

position to govern over a large

47:01

territory, a royal palace and some

47:03

versions like you know, a handful

47:05

of a sprinkle. On Nov. You.

47:09

Get you get as a nice I

47:11

can garner is the package deal they

47:13

he was don't get some sleep at

47:15

the letter also read i'm going to

47:17

make are colored friend brown assistant World's

47:20

Ruler for his bravery and ask last

47:22

week and sending them money. Of

47:26

him. Hey, Let's

47:28

say signed A New Brown A Solid.

47:30

He was trying to help Molly Brown.

47:33

Let me says of this a you

47:35

finally broke I lick under you probably

47:37

Hello David early. Yes,

47:40

yeah and case as a matter of

47:42

here, maybe your Neptune now and you

47:44

can hear me. Seattle Peneda It may

47:46

be meaning that it's racism is hard,

47:48

that's terrible and I mean it's themselves

47:50

as inflammation of like you know what?

47:52

Maybe Isis is good with the winning

47:55

team. Put on

47:57

as I'm. Gonna join? I'm I'm Gonna join.

47:59

You know that? They don't care of our

48:01

yourself to match fans. Oh

48:04

yeah my hands are dying to see it

48:06

because he thought out that a black community

48:08

the now so never have an answer to

48:10

yeah. We. Spoke citizens who

48:13

never. Yeah,

48:15

it's odd I need and and.

48:18

You know, and it's better to bet on

48:21

yourself. Don't keep her money. Charlie Brown, keep

48:23

the heat. But I bet you do not

48:25

try to go to the wedding to it's

48:27

the wrong team. It's the Valley they won't

48:29

win forever. Okay, we will fight. Hey, we're

48:31

fighting it Luma, We are making progress with

48:33

solid goddamn progress. Is. Slow

48:35

time please Charlie oh god

48:38

I will do. This is

48:40

how he got caught. So.

48:43

The full story when emerge until a today

48:45

trial. In the trial Johnson claimed to be

48:47

a private detective working to track down a

48:49

ring of subversive seeking up a new government.

48:51

Here he held up a shiny new detective

48:53

bad and told the court the he had

48:55

been trying to break the case so he

48:57

could turn it over to the F B.

49:00

I you know how oh crabs in a

49:02

job as a clam work You know that

49:04

he were like oh see free less of

49:06

a very last police are. You

49:09

working your eyes I don't know I don't

49:11

work for anybody I this bad said looks

49:14

like age a penny that thing I have

49:16

driven over by a train and I'd put

49:18

a gluten ten on the back. That's my

49:20

sars bad and I will be representing myself.

49:23

I'm also my lawyer us assault the prime

49:25

say that was enough as the you aca

49:27

do a Mariska Hargitay do I'm down there

49:30

they got the call me home is off

49:32

the like man who are you have like

49:34

a private detectives our for me. Put

49:38

some stuff and bags I'm putting have it

49:40

isn't bags. I got some tweezers that I

49:43

work for me and the boss of me.

49:45

we're all of the test devising here. Okay

49:47

I'm detective as a yard six of As.

49:51

It's always a wildcard move to represent

49:53

yourself, to isolate give your if you're

49:56

all like I'll be playing the part

49:58

of the detective the plaintiffs. And

50:00

the lawyer like that's a wildcard now

50:02

feels unhinged. So he set aside. yeah.

50:05

ten years ago when a man named

50:07

Hoover came to his home and told

50:09

him about Hitler's this will Johnson said,

50:11

possibly referring to the then active argue

50:14

and arguably Victoria F B I Director

50:16

Edgar Hoover, he said that he he

50:18

was for your number two and one

50:21

in me that help collect fun. So

50:23

Johnson told the jury that he had

50:25

graduated from Chicago St. Service for corresponded

50:27

school no idea what that means said.

50:30

Awesome! That's. A become a

50:32

detective, a freelance to Texas zone

50:34

selling an even larger bad. He

50:36

has another bas. To

50:39

the court room. bad day on. T

50:42

it is Now I know you

50:44

are intimidated by Lieutenant Ardennes, but

50:46

perhaps you haven't met Detective Ardent

50:48

who awesome You might also vow

50:50

he's in the Secret Service. This

50:53

is the next bad the before

50:55

says. Secret Service on am surfing

50:57

spell correctly? Yeah, bear with me.

51:00

Next up, allow. Us. To

51:05

crazy like Now have my Boy scouts

51:08

fast As you can see I think

51:10

ah right now because he then I

51:12

met this fire This is my balls

51:14

that this is. I also. Listen.

51:17

Sportsmanship our job is polite about it as

51:19

I bid you and other week lima even

51:21

going to miss and commissioned by an unnamed

51:23

Chicago from to write letters and only pretended

51:25

to go along the steam nord to find

51:27

out is Hitler was actually a lot. According

51:29

to one report he alleged the two other

51:31

men had dictated letters to him and that

51:33

he he's turned over all the might have

51:35

you looked out of money. I gave the

51:37

money away. It. Wasn't even my money?

51:39

to my. Gym. As you may

51:41

have, my imaginary friend and Jager Hoover, this is

51:43

it. I gave it. whether my money, So

51:46

one of the key pieces of evidence against

51:49

started with his penmanship. A expert testify that

51:51

Hitler signature on the letters had in fact

51:53

belong to Jobs since the post office was

51:55

familiar with dogs. It's okay, so Seattle like

51:58

that because like I don't believe it. The

52:00

Signature Analysts. Nasa. Scam.

52:03

Or. It feel that know

52:05

like such as that like and hoops

52:07

comes to actually be com that as

52:09

their job like who grows up and

52:12

as like a hater as hand that

52:14

the new as as a learning process

52:16

and as he got meter maids with

52:18

that tax account is your auditor's we

52:21

idea that the I'm handwriting analyst. Handwriting

52:24

Analyst First sure that's a hater that

52:26

is a for your hobby capsule. The

52:28

People's Crooked Letter Crooked Letter has and

52:31

like the law now enlightened and it's

52:33

not like many to anybody can dispute

52:35

you use argument Led Zeppelin lazy and

52:37

with somebody else actually can tell like

52:39

no no I can tell that has

52:42

two daughters are I did I did

52:44

not wanna do and. I.

52:47

Know actually it with i think he said I

52:49

saw like though is that definitely he's It does

52:51

look a bad day with Black Man for you.

52:54

Find that yeah A Amazon we got. A

52:58

little. Bit like lie detectors ill when

53:00

they are like how. Young.

53:02

A citizen and weather in admissible in court. I would

53:04

love to run lie detectors. As a salvage it is

53:06

kind of gotta be scary to people and that hope

53:08

that they slit. Have

53:11

you ever get you have a lot of not.

53:14

But I. Haven't either via I

53:16

thought it would like to isolate. I. I

53:19

feel like I would get an angle the

53:21

actually become a pretty easy read because I'm

53:23

a bad liar. like I thought I'd be

53:25

so excited that I was lying that with

53:27

the officer that you have to just feel

53:29

like you're lying the whole time. Like.

53:32

You have rise like be nervous, breathe

53:34

the same quick amount and like this

53:36

like holiday weekends and you have to

53:38

feel unsure about it that way you

53:41

can't really tell across the boards. I

53:43

find if I knew I had you

53:45

can lie detector I think maybe I

53:47

would try to buy one practice. Best

53:49

practice all my life My Lai and

53:52

get up early. Doom allies Yes practice

53:54

Practice my life. I thought you could

53:56

train yourself to not the you absolutely

53:58

can't because that another. Method One

54:00

court because it's honestly the fun as machine

54:02

we I do know that it's it's. Yeah.

54:05

Not the whole purple as equivalent of like

54:07

those those ghost hunters guys with their with

54:09

their black leaders of the I have those

54:11

are below that I did. I love watching

54:14

any I like to believe the things are

54:16

haunted I get excited to I hope that

54:18

like that children's hospital has children that want

54:20

to play ball at all that but but

54:22

I was about my has never been able

54:24

to prove it by do and I will

54:26

you know and love and like I was

54:28

a we want more by money With that

54:31

I would have a like we sounds a

54:33

grainy in a corner and see thirty eight

54:35

like. You know, don't have to be

54:37

so d it's because some stairs. Oh

54:41

My God uses. I like he could sell

54:43

a script right now. like a good comedy.

54:45

You know the get scary movie type movie

54:48

that you could do with. Like goes, your

54:50

grandpa came back and he said he'd need

54:52

to stop ejaculate and the Sox. That's all

54:54

he wanted to say. Your.

54:57

Grandmother just made me put her finger in the

54:59

corner for hours ago. Was going to have nothing

55:01

important to say goodbye like That's always a thing

55:04

it's like to once you the know sega who

55:06

was have to stoop like what is it be

55:08

like she wants Yeah now you really need to

55:10

put the bread ties back on the bridge. Yes,

55:14

yes, Steve, that stuff. I like that she

55:16

knows you're jerking off into selected gathered

55:18

know classy sox Have got to go. She's

55:20

watershed twenty eight. Now you can keep

55:22

jacking off into clusters are. You

55:25

gotta get a job eighty. He's gotta get

55:27

a job. Oh gosh, Well this is what

55:29

I actually that was damning evidence. The police

55:32

officer that they were familiar with.earth is using

55:34

other please up at the post office said

55:36

that they were familiar with Johnson so that

55:38

she's the Ip at the post office. He

55:40

comes and makes the rain stamps. Get all

55:42

of them as. Yes, He is.

55:44

He's getting bottles and appear like those races that

55:47

in other posts off as he is Jacob. He.

55:49

Drank yes for sure. He's taken the

55:51

post office could easily on so many

55:54

letters, so close ups of like. A

55:58

boy or a nobody look A sampling. For

56:01

five years and his game doesn't have landed

56:03

himself on probation for different mail fraud convictions.

56:05

Mouth of the big thing, they catch a

56:07

lot of scammers of mail fraud. So the

56:10

reverend had pose as an attorney and tata

56:12

recently remarried will had a for it records

56:14

and reinstate her unmarried widowed checks in exchange

56:16

for a cut of the profits of has

56:18

a scam and other dead giveaway was Johnson's

56:21

hand written confession. What? A

56:25

Dell that might the air that

56:27

doesn't give away. Hey, I did

56:29

this this morning and did not.

56:32

Good job Sherlock Holmes of the

56:34

of the courtroom Like a handwritten

56:36

convey that. Literally, quite literally it.

56:38

so I am guilty of everything's.

56:41

I am guilty of it all.

56:43

and if you can't forget I

56:45

and allow me another chance of

56:48

freedom I would prove my worthy

56:50

and make good citizens. If not,

56:52

please see multiple until me a

56:54

poor and guilty or not. Criminally

57:00

so, I

57:05

think he. Didn't actually succeed in

57:07

harnessing the hates. I think

57:10

he's a really bad for

57:12

money guy and. He

57:16

got older. I wonder how much she actually

57:18

got? How much did he get thousand? Dollars.

57:22

Which was a time tomorrow at ease with a

57:24

decent amount of money. I

57:28

mean. I feel ah cause

57:30

I'm confession of our hands because at

57:32

least he was targeting haters but I

57:34

think he which is really bad at

57:36

being a criminal like I think that

57:38

he may be didn't know what he

57:40

was cia you know any mean like

57:43

I think. And.

57:46

I and the poor. It does feel like

57:48

the Dave Chappelle, the Sketch Israeli This poor

57:50

guy. I don't quite

57:52

get who he's gotten behind. You know,

57:54

why are you on your way? It

57:56

was a wild say it, but he

57:58

was so fucked up. When along with

58:01

a sleepover didn't realize it was gonna

58:03

get this far as he wrote this

58:05

letter and he likes hell hello for

58:07

his me a criminal someone who did

58:10

crimes are definitely did everything and I

58:12

am guilty. He.

58:15

Is the world I mean I think

58:17

I think truly I get my cancel.

58:19

At first I was rooting for him

58:21

than I was against him. and now

58:23

because he he is He is almost

58:25

like the character Charlie Brown. Like it's

58:27

little like a cartoon character. He so

58:30

bad a been a criminal. There's a

58:32

almost an innocent tourists who you are.

58:34

William There's an innocent and he's a

58:36

terrible terrible terrible. Close to this. Had

58:39

this to plan on that the and it's

58:41

I don't know about. Yes,

58:44

it's just. A. Case you want

58:46

to kiss me I've gotta fix

58:49

it. Reminds me a good criminal

58:51

but a similar like letter writer

58:53

did you watch the Jinx with

58:55

Robert Durst? I means you must

58:57

have to the A Missile. Tests.

59:03

Or even Skyn. As

59:05

I can believe, I'm the one delivering this to you

59:07

know and love by the Z, I'm not. Get. Oh

59:10

My. God. I'm not good. I needed.

59:13

I'm not even gonna tell you anything

59:15

big what I was about to tell

59:17

you because it's the climax and I'm

59:20

not gonna do it because it's. And

59:23

please nobody email and and tell us.

59:25

Okay with on H B O It's

59:27

like a six part documentary series. It's.

59:30

Such. A great murder. Damn. Soul.

59:32

Night. There's there's.

59:35

A man pretending to be

59:37

you, a woman for tethers

59:40

murderers like pretending to be

59:42

roommate. Third, you old's your

59:44

instincts and the way he

59:46

gets caught on camera. Is.

59:48

Incredible and the know what was up?

59:50

I'm excited. Oh, it's terrifying and it's

59:52

a grilling and you're gonna love it.

59:54

You're gonna love that you're going to

59:56

binge if you're gonna bend it like

59:59

he does. Indeed, And I need

1:00:01

new content anyway. What? Okay guys so

1:00:03

they can't learn. He went to jail

1:00:05

for three years. Ah, I'm and yeah

1:00:07

I'll go through bad in federal Federal

1:00:10

prison and I were served concurrently asses

1:00:12

a trial and it doesn't would not

1:00:14

appear in the local papers again. His

1:00:16

versatility deficit. forget marriage to get or

1:00:18

obituary. None of them. Have. Found so.

1:00:23

I had to have him because I

1:00:25

feel that he didn't fully know that

1:00:27

he was doing So I hope he

1:00:29

had an okay time in prison. I

1:00:31

see a lake. I. Feel like

1:00:33

baby would raise it at ease of my

1:00:35

not a great time. He likes to get

1:00:38

a present like you're like oh no. No

1:00:40

I I feel like I want to give

1:00:43

him a hug and some died as a

1:00:45

good to sort of points decides to turn

1:00:47

his body a slightly different directions. Who is

1:00:49

a slightly different from guess like away from

1:00:51

like the nazi thing like give him a

1:00:54

hobby may be stress of my. Pizza

1:00:56

We him. He had some

1:00:58

ambitious I feel badly.

1:01:01

He. Was he was a really bad

1:01:03

yeah? Pretty. Successful and

1:01:06

then and ultimately. There's

1:01:09

an innocent. We'll go. We'll. Be right

1:01:11

there. For. The Enterprise. Why?

1:01:17

Do. You have an unemployed roommate

1:01:19

at home. Get. Along, tell

1:01:21

them out children. Yes, witness said they

1:01:24

are our future and don't you wanna

1:01:26

invest in? there's a know you want

1:01:28

to set it shows and up for

1:01:30

success. Maybe you want to save a

1:01:32

little point on private tutoring because we

1:01:34

know the inflation is high. End of

1:01:36

bees wages are not getting Ayers Okay,

1:01:39

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what we honor one famous charlatans we

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feel is worthy of our plays in

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the sweetest and a d former Baltimore

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Mayor cattle he Pukes who you are

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self published healthy Holly children's books to

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generate more than eight hundred thousand dollars

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at M Com while failing to deliver

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tens of thousands of books. So

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capital as the three years in

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prison after pleading guilty to fraud,

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tax evasion, and conspiracies. The fraudulent

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cells helps fund straw donations to

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puke political campaigns and allowed her

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to buy and renovate a second

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home in Baltimore. Her father began

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when the Baltimore Sun reported that

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the Universe the America Maryland Medical

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System. Whose. On the board of

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Directors that she sat on have granted her

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and know bed five hundred thousand dollar contract

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for a hundred thousand copies of her book.

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While thousands of copies of this

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book were intended to promote. And

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exercise and they ended up in a warehouse

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or and pukes houses or offices. Jerry Brown

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Jr, a Puke aid and Roslin wedding in

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a city employee were implicated in this game

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pleading guilty to the fries of spears the

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and also to tax evasion. So they also

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by three years in prison puke had to

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pay for her thousand dollars in restitution and

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forfeit more than six hundred thousand dollars including

1:04:20

our home and Baltimore and nearly seventeen thousand

1:04:22

dollars from her campaign accounts or attorneys ask

1:04:25

for a sentence of one year describing a

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sixty nine year old former mayor as a

1:04:29

broken woman. Whose crimes

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went out of character. For someone

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who so dedicated to public service.

1:04:38

Will send somebody does who intentionally until

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publicly and such a large scale like

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like it would have been so easy

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for her just chilling Jennifer if you

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run the made. Us all because I

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tag. Eat an apple may be put

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married? no one dollars. I'll find it

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like one page book. I.

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Loved on Depp! I loved it! I

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was at. Off his I guess that.

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kid that it was for kids I

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was sent a like ever there was

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a the mayor of providence or I

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was growing up he was he got

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thrown in jail for i'm he was

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like money laundering I take and then

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he had an off duty police officers

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drive him over to his lovers house

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and he put his cigar out on

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the guy that deck and he had

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him with the fireplace and iron He

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got thrown in jail got out got

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reelected he had his like is headed

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to pay the he. Called the squirrels

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he had an edge of pasta sauce

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called the mayor's choice and then he

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got phone back in jail for like

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there was a mafia stuff and then

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he got out again and he was

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getting. The real like. It then became

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a good radio deep. the most popular Dj

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in the states but easy answers took me

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thirty seconds it up. Why out what one

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a great scam body say I'm getting reelected

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it was penises was younger as I hit

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as like the not the biggest problem

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beloved at me with a great many

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years matters slowly. Yeah. Charismatic

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crazies, charismatic and like yet people love it. I'm

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he would have been he would have been real

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like what will time he got into the equation.

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Zab this is it might be. As a full

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peanuts The you're Burning leaves. Yes.

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with we got that. Euclid.

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No further away. While

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I I wish that Baltimore Mayor Cap

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Puke had been a little smarter with

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this fear because I'm disappointed. Also, I

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love it they said as she was

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a broken woman and they tried to

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make this like what incidents in our

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house remodel? that's that's very involved thing

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to do with stolen money. I.

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the Paul. That's like a law

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that that's a long legal process.

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publish a really city paper bag for

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page booklet it is nobody cares. His

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son of the get a great isn't

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them something like last year dollar, keep

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heart All and also like really poor

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also to the greater point of this is

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