OK, hear us out:  maybe the whole plastic straws thing is a scam. (Not that Tiff and Nicole don't love the turtles...) Nicole attempts to make the case with the few hours of research she did right before recording this podcast, but honestly she was out for blood and probably only clicked on links that underscored her argument. Starbucks is shaking. And Tiff lets us in on Gwyneth Paltrow and her vag scam, which is not a place that you EVER want to find a scam. Also, in the Kardashian Korner, we talk Instagram follower numbers. Lotsa fakes, y'all.