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Scarlet was a letter and then it was a podcast.

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Let me tell you a story. Well, I've done some interesting stuff this week.

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It's actually been a very busy week. Um, I have signed up with a real estate broker and I've completed my contract.

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There's so much involved with getting back into this.

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I had a lengthy talk with my recruiter about the job that I was doing, and he agreed with

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me. I did nothing wrong, according to the Department of Real Estate, because I did not

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I was not selling real estate or licensed with a broker at the time that I was doing

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that job. So there is no moral clause issue at all.

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Um, he was very interesting and very nice man.

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Very, very successful at what he did.

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Um, contacted him, asked him his opinion about what his company did.

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Uh, I have to be honest. In the past, I was so successful at real estate, I could pretty much call any real

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estate company I wanted to based on my track history and only pay them 5% commission.

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And then I would keep the rest.

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But this company seems to offer a lot more.

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They've got so many people that help you and work for you.

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Um, doing things to make it time saving for you that I'm almost overwhelmed with How many

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people are involved in this process with this company.

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Um, but after researching them, I feel that I'm going to go with them even though, gosh

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darn, they want 20%, which I have not paid since my first year in real estate, probably

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less than the whole first year because I figured why the heck would I give that kind

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of money away when I can do it all myself?

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But you know what? I'm going to give them a try. I did call around and I wanted to get a really good selfie taken, but people wanted 4

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or 5, six, $700 to do a quality selfie.

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And I thought, you know, with all the photos I had to take when I had that, you know, top

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4% onlyfans site and with the escorting thingy, I know, I know how to take a really

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good selfie and yeah, I took a selfie. It came out fabulous.

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It's very professional as usual.

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I'm not flashing boobies. So, um, I will have my business cards next week.

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I'm already live up on their website.

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Am I concerned that, um, jerks or sociopaths to get a

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thrill will call the company and say, Hey, do you know what this girl was doing Now, I

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did speak to the recruiter about this.

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He says, no one's going to care what you did as long as you're making sales.

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Um, which is true.

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I have been licensed for 20 years.

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I started in 2003.

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Back then, to find out what houses were available, you actually had to go to a book

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and look up listings, or you would go to your office and there would be this whole

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wall would be dedicated to listings that people had taped up because there was no

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Internet. I actually, when the Internet first came out, was one of the first people

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in the entire town that I was working at to build a website and put my information up

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there. I've had the same tagline, you know, the nickname since 2003, just the exact same

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line. Um, in those 20 years, did I sell?

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Did I sell real estate for 20 years? No, I probably sold real estate.

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To be honest, for only three, maybe something years, I sold 350 homes because I'm

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highly detailed. I'm very competitive.

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The last real estate company that I left.

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I left as their number one agent.

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I took the $500,000 that I had made in two years, and I bought that business that I

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saved during the pandemic.

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Um, I sold truckloads of home, but on the other hand, I was spending a lot of money on

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Zillow and Trulia advertising, but that was because I was able to afford it, because I

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was in a rural area. I don't dare look at that cost out here in Los Angeles.

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It would be psycho. So I'm going to do what I normally do.

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I'm going to be super nice and friendly and go out and just start talking to people.

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This recruiter did say.

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I can tell that you're a really nice human being. We spoke at great length.

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He came to my place and I did show him I have an entire wall filled with diplomas from

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not only college. I you know, I did go to Fullerton College.

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I was a college homecoming queen.

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Um, and plus I was on clubs, but also I was I have been a licensed universal life

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minister since 2013.

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I decided to frame that up.

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I, I've gosh, I've married over 60 people, but I also put up my Reiki diplomas and my,

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you know, hypnotherapy graduation diploma and also, you know, the boards that I

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belonged to as a hypnotist.

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But, you know, he said he said you should contact all your old customers.

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And I said, are you? I looked at him all goofy eyed I said, Are you kidding me?

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He says, No, you're a really nice person.

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I can tell that anyone that had been with you would be very supportive of you.

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And I said, Do you really, really think so?

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Because I told him, I said, I have no social network.

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I have been doing that job.

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Gosh. Since, gosh, is it 2020?

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It's 2020. It was when things were going.

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Very badly. And the governor had had me stop my business.

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And then I waited even a month beyond that, thinking that I was just too old.

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Would anyone pay to see me?

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Which is funny because I became so sought after.

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As I told you guys, I was charging a thousand an hour and getting lots of

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customers. So anyway, um, yeah.

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So, yeah, I've been doing this job, gosh, two something, two something years.

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And then of course, I was doing it during the Great Recession.

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So maybe, maybe a total of almost six years.

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Um, anyway, so I did have, I did have a guy I don't even know if I sent him to this

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Scarlet Rose blush website his tagline.

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His email just says Big Dog. So Mister Big Dog has been pursuing me for almost two years.

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He did not like my price. He didn't like my prices when I was 400.

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Then I raised him to six, then it was eight, then it was a thousand.

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And then he's finally saying, okay, you know, I'm ready to see you.

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And I was like, Hey, I stopped. So he gets a hold of me and he says, Are you off the radar now?

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Are you not doing this? And the guy, the real estate recruiter guy had just left.

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And I looked at that email for the longest time and I said, No, I'm not available, but I

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am a 20 year licensed realtor. If you'd like me to help you with buying or selling any properties or I am a certified

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hypno hypnotist, I have hypnotherapist.

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You got to be careful if you say the word therapist in California hypnotist.

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And also I am getting my master's in Reiki.

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If you need any of these services, I would love to help you.

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So wasnt I surprised Like an hour later I said, Well, I don't actually need any help

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with those. But then it was several hours after that, he got ahold of me and he said,

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Well, I do have four rental properties that I inherited.

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And I looked at that and I responded back and I said, Well, God's blessed you.

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I mean, are you kidding me? He's in Playa Vista.

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He's got he inherited four rental properties. I said, When you're ready to talk about that, let me know.

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And I guess I am going to go ahead. And as soon as I get the business cards, I guess I'm going to go ahead and send that guy

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my link to both websites, not only the Reiki hypnotherapy, which is all going to be

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combined into one site, but I'll also send him the real estate profile.

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And when I did, you know, they ask for a bio, I did put in that, you know, 20 licensed

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real estate agent, 350 sales.

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That sounds like a lot. Now, it's not like I said, I did most of those sales in three, four years.

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If I'd really been selling for 20 years, um, it would have been off the charts.

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But anyway, I can get a job anywhere in this town based on those stats, plus all my five

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star reviews on Zillow. Um, but I put down that I was a business owner, but that is being taken care of.

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And also I put down the Reiki and the hypnotherapy and then I also mentioned that I

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was an inmate supervisor at a men's prison.

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And it's funny, I've had all these different departments call me today because they're

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welcoming me. They're all part of the support team that will be there to help me

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during transactions and stuff. Because when I was doing real estate before I had my private own transaction coordinator,

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she was my assistant transaction coordinator man.

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This girl was jumping. She was constantly busy.

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But there is this whole team of people and oh my gosh, when I go out to a listing or a.

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A presentation. I hand them this beautiful book.

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No, the book is inside this box.

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It's quite expensive looking. They're basically going to print up books with my photo and my information in there.

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And each of these people that have called me over the last two days have said, Wow, I'm

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reading your bio. It sounds so great.

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You know, that bio is that bio is about 5% of my life.

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I can't even tell them the rest of the stuff that's going on and not just stuff about, you

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know, being an escort. I mean, jeez, I sold cars for three years.

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My very first month I was number one.

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That was Buena Park, Mazda, Volkswagen.

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It's not even there any longer. My very first month, because I love cars, you know, I love going to car shows.

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They're just fun. So anyway, um, am I worried about some, uh, sociopath incel woman

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hating, uh, person calling up my real estate company and saying, hey, blah, blah, blah,

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blah, blah. I know for a.

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Freaking fact that's going to happen because people are generally awful.

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Um, so we'll just have to see how things pan out.

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You know, I have been up. Front, I've been honest because that's the kind of person I am.

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And so. Yeah, we'll see.

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I, maybe I'll, I'll put things on Eventbrite.

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Those are little event things where you can organize things.

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Maybe I'll have learn about real estate on the beach, I don't know.

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But I have to wait a week until I get my business cards.

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But nope, I'm in. I'm doing it.

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And like, tonight will be the tonight will be the night.

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Actually, it's Thursday night will be the night when I will make the changes that my

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daughter and her boyfriend and I, we sat in front of the computer for about, oh, half

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hour the other night, and they gave me some great feedback, such as my website still

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looks like I'm escorting because, you know, that main photo is very escorty looking.

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Well, that's why I had that made God darn, that was an expensive photo that was done

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professionally. Those photos, one of the most expensive women in all of Los Angeles.

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I was only able to get in because it was it was smack dab in the middle of the pandemic

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and she had openings. Now she's probably booked months out anyway, So I'm going to take that out.

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I'm going to make things more healing.

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Also, they told me to put that big old bio on a whole separate page because.

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You know, they're 20 something. They said, Hey, people have limited attention spans.

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If I saw this entire geez bio that you have down here and there, again, that bio that

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doesn't have everything about me and all the weird stuff I've done, that 12inches of

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typing is a small percentage of what I am and what I've done.

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So yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm going to take their. Advice and do that.

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Tonight. And then, gosh darn, Friday.

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I guess Friday, Saturday. I'm going to build that hypnotherapy.

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Hypnosis. Reiki website and get it all up.

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So it's funny.

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I've had this. This. Come back floating around in my mind for a while if someone gave me crap

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about being an escort.

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During the pandemic and the Great Recession.

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Because you know what's funny? I'm actually pretty freaking intelligent.

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And when I had to make out that bio, I pulled out all my college transcripts.

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My. I had a lot more stuff than I even remembered.

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I looked pretty, pretty darn well rounded.

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I can talk to anyone about anything. Um, but I thought.

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You know, people, if they pooh poohed me, like, how could you have done that?

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I think I would probably say, you know.

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Back at the. Salem Witch trials, they used to they used to throw women into the local stream or river.

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And if she drowned, she was a good woman.

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But if she was able to pull herself up to the surface, which I'm presuming back then,

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women were wearing. 50 or £60 of.

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Material on. Them because they had those big old long dresses and stuff.

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I think that I. Would probably say, um.

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You know. I'd probably give that example can only an honest.

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Good woman. Uh, not do this.

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Should I have been homeless and in the streets and keep my honor?

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Or, uh, was it better that I just survived?

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Not only survived, but flourished in that.

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That specific industry that I was in.

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Um, and here I am on the other side.

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I made it through. So anyway.

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Let's see how things. Let's how things let's see if I get.

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A call from the owner of the company or some other manager saying, Hey, it's come to our

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attention that there's this weird part about you and we're going to have to let you go.

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I don't know what I'd say. I guess I'd have to pull out the whole Salem witch trial drowning thing.

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But you know what? I'm a business owner. I've got to respect people's decisions.

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Um, it's funny. The judge who I told you guys last week, who was my customer and I want out to dinner

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with, he did get back. He did listen to the.

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The YouTube. He liked it very much and he appreciated that.

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And. I appreciated that too.

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Um, let's see here. Huh? Interesting thing.

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My doctor. I found a brand new hormone doctor last week who increased my hormones.

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He said he didn't like the amount I used before, so I have a huge.

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For the last week, I've had a huge increase in my testosterone, which was the reason I

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was having so much. So many orgasms.

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But now I'm on an even higher dose.

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So before.

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Yesterday, the previous couple of days ago, the sugar daddy guy came over.

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Wow. That was a session.

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Jeez, I thank God I'm putting down those bed pads.

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But yesterday he came over.

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I was ready to jump on him. You know what? He was tired.

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He spent the night here. He cuddled in bed by himself, looking at his YouTube.

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Said he loves coming. Here to. Relax. Uh, and you know what he said?

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He goes, I'm just tired. I've worked really, really hard.

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I didn't. I didn't pressure. Him, but I was like, what the heck?

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Are you kidding me? You're not going to jump me? Uh, very surprised by that.

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And by the way, I know he's going to listen to this. Don't stress out about it, honey.

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Um, just very surprised.

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I was, like, ready to get. You know, plowed.

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And here I went to the gym today because I'm very muscular.

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And I did go to I did go back to that woman's spa a few days ago, which I sent you guys on

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my, you know, social media, a photo of me with my hair in a bun.

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Yeah. They scrubbed you down and washed you.

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But she kept looking down on me, though, you know, I'm laying there on the table and she's

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about to put the the washcloth over my eyes while she's, you know, rubbing this oil all

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over me. It's oil mixed with yogurt and honey, that was quite the thing because this

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girl, she this lady, she really got in all the nooks and crannies and she looks down at

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me and she goes, she stopped and she goes, Are you are you in TV?

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And I said, No, I'm not in TV. She goes, And then she looked at and she goes, You look like a movie star.

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And I said, Surprisingly, I've heard that a few times.

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And she goes, You're so pretty.

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And I said, Yeah, I'm 60.

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And she went and she jumped back like she'd been shocked with electricity.

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She goes, No, no, no. And I said, Yeah, yeah.

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She goes, How can you look this good? And then she proceeds to tell me that she goes, When you got on the table, I saw your

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muscle tone. And she goes, You look like you work out.

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Well, yeah, I lift a lot of weights. Not a lot of weights, but, you know, I lift weights and.

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And I said, Yeah, I just try to keep in shape.

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So and I said, You're making my ego feel really good.

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Thank you so much for telling me that. And of course, I gave her a big tip.

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Um, so that's what's going on.

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Will I probably tell everyone oof the name of the real estate company next week?

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I don't know. I don't know.

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Maybe. Maybe I will. I'm going to wait till I have the business cards and it's all set up.

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I will be next week as soon as I maybe.

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Yeah, I will be calling.

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I will be turning on that work phone and calling all my customers.

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Um, I did speak to Sugar Daddy about this, and he thought it was a great idea.

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And I want. Seriously, you.

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Seriously. Thinks this is a good idea to call all my customers?

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He says, Yeah. He says, Yeah. He goes, I know that I'd support you.

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He goes, You're a really you're an honest, you're a kind person.

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And he goes, And I know for a fact that anyone that's been with you knows that also.

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That's why the reviews are like that.

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I think that anyone that you're with is going to support you.

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And I'll be darned. I did have two clients get a hold of me.

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One of them is the Sony executive.

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He is taking me out to dinner. Um, this this month coming up.

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He's gone right now. And I did tell him about that.

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He's super excited. And I said, Hey, you better sit there and tell your friends about

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me. You can just say you met me while.

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You're walking your dog, for all I know. And then I did contact this.

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It's funny. They're both attorneys. This other guy owns a law firm.

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He's very friendly. He says he thinks about me all the time.

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He's up there a little bit. But you know what the hell?

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I'll go out with him. Do I want to sit there and go out to dinner with all my customers?

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I don't know. Some of them. I don't know.

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Are they really? Do I really want to do that? No.

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Are they going to be able to help me with real estate?

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Probably not. A lot of them are in their early 20s.

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Unless there's some kind of weird influencer, I doubt that's going to be a

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productive meeting. So that's what's going on.

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So maybe next week I'll go ahead and give you guys the information.

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Let's see. Won't they be surprised if they hear about this stuff from some wiener that's going to

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call them up and complain? I don't know. I don't know why anyone would complain.

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In all the years I was an escort, never took a deposit that I took.

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I never stole anything from anyone. I never lied to anyone.

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I think that when I send the link to the real estate thing to all of my customers,

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which, you know the good ones, I will, I think they'll be shocked that every single

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thing that I have been talking about on this podcast has been 100% the truth.

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I have never lied or misled, misled anything about my past or my qualifications or my

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business, because once I give them that link, they'll know my name and they'll be

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able to just Google me and they will see exactly what my business is and they'll be

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surprised. Um, so, so yeah, I'm very, I'm very at peace with that.

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Um, let's see what happens.

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So anyway. God bless you guys.

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Have faith in the universe. That's what I'm doing.

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I feel like there's a reason that all of this has happened.

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So there you go. That's the news.

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All right. I'll talk to you later.