Did you hear what I said?You must be stupid of deaf.If you touch me againI'm gonna take off your head.HahahahaNobody's taking anyone's head off today, Peter, you silly little goose. Where's all that aggression coming from? Jesus.They hurt

19 - GRAHAM TURNER

Dec 6th, 2018 49m 3s

Graham Turner is an English comedian and story-teller who gets angry if you claim that "nice" is a real word. Today we discuss violence towards ne'er-do-wells, incontinence, and the absurdity of all this podcast nonsense.

18 - STEVEN BAKER

Nov 21st, 2018 1h 21m

Steven Baker is a poor man's Bill Burr, or a rich man's Louie CK. We talk about the dangers of having a minimum wage, the practice effect, and how to capitalise on natural disasters.

17 - LOUISA MANN

Nov 16th, 2018 1h 4m

Louisa is a mathematics and MMA fanatic. Today we discussed breaking the law, upholding the law, and the outcome of a polar bear versus two reticulated pythons in a mixed martial arts bout.

16 - JAY STRYDOM

Nov 7th, 2018 2h 25m

Jay Strydom is a Christian and a software developer. We discuss the philosophy of morality, justice and organised religion. In other words, this is a long argument about religion, ending with a fierce brawl out of which I come second best.

15 - BECKY TURNER

Nov 1st, 2018 1h 22m

Becky Turner is a biology enthusiast and part-time sniper. We speculate how Derren Brown did his latest psychological tricks on his new Netflix special "Sacrifice", Epicurus' hedonistic treadmill, and the illusion of self.

14 - BEVAN EARTHLING

Oct 30th, 2018 1h 10m

Bevan is a maniac. Today we discuss the sexual rewiring of Bruce Jenner and some geese, robotic appendages and handy tips on how to hack time (time machine required).

13 - WOLF MAN

Oct 25th, 2018 1h 21m

Brad "Wolf Man" Ramsey is a mixed martial artist and sports scientist. This week we talk about the virtue of Thanos, passionapples, and how to determine whether a person is morally worth of flight.

12 - BEVAN EARTHLING

Oct 11th, 2018 58m 23s

Bevan Earthling is a bee enthusiast and professional maniac, who spends his free time walking, preferably to a supermarket. Today we argue about Donald Trump, the best kind of cake, and the merits of hiding in a barrel at the bottom of a pit.

11 - BECKY TURNER

Oct 8th, 2018 1h 31m

Becky Turner is a biology enthusiast. This week we criticize the anti-vax movement, argue about time travel and quantify the qualities of the best dinosaur.

10 - CHRIS WELCH

Sep 4th, 2018 1h 1m

Chris Welch is a high school maths teacher. We talk about how to outsmart a bear (which is a type of gay man), bodily gas-powered Mexican shockwaves and the doom of Sub-Saharan Africa.

9 - BECKY TURNER

Aug 22nd, 2018 1h 6m

Becky Turner is a nuclear weapon engineer, but not really. This week we talk about breaking the laws of physics, invisible colours, kicking Gisby in the balls, what we think God is or isn't, and why chimps never attacked Jane Goodall.

8 - CHRIS WELCH

Aug 13th, 2018 47m 10s

Chris Welch is a high school maths teacher. Today we discuss eating human flesh, fondling dogs and the right fictional character to help defend you from the zombie apocalypse.

7 - BECKY TURNER

Aug 3rd, 2018 59m 7s

Becky Turner is the maniac behind ScienceMe.com and is a passionate eternal student of science. I love her! Today we talked about Pete's brain damage, who is technically one of the operators in this conversation. We also cover the important top

6 - WOLF MAN

Jul 15th, 2018 1h 6m

Brad "Wolf Man" Ramsey is a mixed martial arts fighter. In this episode, we discuss the best way to bring down a corporation, develop a designer drug and deal with a zombie apocalypse.

5 - BECKY TURNER

Jul 12th, 2018 1h 6m

Pete and Beck get into a long argument about the philosophy of teleportation, in this episode of Schemey Pete's Scenarios. Now with fixed audio!

4 - THE TRAPEZOID

Jun 20th, 2018 1h 27m

The Trapezoid is a professional wrestler known for being the tallest wrestler in the bantamweight division. Today we talk about simulation theory, philosophy and ears that spin rapidly to enhance hearing.