It's the series finale! This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an abrupt wake up, fear-based cruelty, a moment of levity, Ray’s filming, a shocked and impressed David, Moira’s wedding attire and behavior, the vows, goodbyes, Roland’s gift and fav

Episode 79 - You, My Darling, Are Destined to Be on Fire

Feb 8th, 2023 30m 44s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss David’s relatable love of food, undernourished enthusiasm, Alexis and Twyla’s friendship, The Holiday cottage, a supportive rehearsal, an emotional best friend chat and family successes.Follow our Instagra

Episode 78 - The Man’s a Legend

Jan 25th, 2023 29m 20s

We’re back bébés! This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss interview nerves, New York fantasy, Wall Street assholery, the presentation, a “graceful” mistake, a non-prayer family circle, a proud Schitt moment and the new investor.Follow us!Instagr

Episode 77 - Don’t Worry, I’m Also in the Guild.

Sep 28th, 2022 44m 10s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Panic Room, Twyla’s carefree nature, a weird little desert daisy, a private screening, Ike vs Mike, a voiceover booth journey, the Moira impression, philosophic optimism, non-sensible heels, surprising skills

Episode 76 - Has Our Quarantine Been Lifted?

Sep 7th, 2022 34m 42s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss uninvited guests, a rogue hair extension, binge-watching, Bridezilla David, the beef tenderloin, Clifton Sparks, so much shredding, wild storylines, asking for what you deserve, crème brûlée, past what ifs, a

Episode 75 - Oh My God. I Am Laughing My Head Off

Aug 24th, 2022 32m 15s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Lexi, being overly honest, uninvited singing, an egging, Twyla’s life, the interview, kind signs, the sales bell, a sweet chat, the town where I currently am.Follow us!Instagram: @schittssimplythebestpodcas

Episode 74 - They’re Practically Middle-Aged!

Aug 10th, 2022 28m 40s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss the tiniest scissors, an eccentric photo album, some “light sun”, a special teddy bear, milk was a bad choice, the largest aquarium, angry dusting, an orange Patrick, a big decision, Moira’s sink drama, a caf

Episode 73 - I Think It’s a Cult. And Like, Not the Good Kind.

Jul 13th, 2022 26m 39s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a gentlemen’s cavern, Alexis at work, Lulu Limes, meeting Citrus, red flags, the father-in-law talk, banana wine, notes of tomato, awkward pizza talk, good combinations, the gateway, cult realizations, a perf

Episode 72 - It Really Brings Out Your Lips

Jun 22nd, 2022 27m 1s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a campy start, Eeyore-like Bob, fire ants, not knowing your co-stars, bad test-runs, a possible sex-venture, Alexis’s dilemma, Bob’s deep love for Gwen, complicated sleeves, teleportation, and Roland’s mockin

Episode 71 - I’m Not Married to Christina Aguilera, Am I?

May 18th, 2022 45m 27s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Waterworld II, sarcasm, all the sidebars, Moira’s excitement, anesthetic-soaked Patrick, cleaning up for friends, a premiere change, Roland’s skinny jeans, red carpet order, tech issues, the baby talk, hand c

Episode 70 - How Honest Do You Want Us to Be?

May 4th, 2022 28m 27s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss unwelcome ads, boy band corner, a dangerous discovery, Moira’s cawing, the trailer, Stevie’s vent sesh, the snack stakeout, Jocelyn’s opinion, the prosecutor, a movie review and Alexis’s new wedding job.Fo

Episode 69 - So, You Want to Be a Youth Pastor?

Apr 20th, 2022 34m 2s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss proper lighting, deboning a branzino, origami, Roland’s dating history, chatty David, cheap yoga pants, history corner, Rupinder Pimm, a cringy moment, non-complimentary peanuts, a revealed secret, a Galapa-g

Episode 68 - Is It More Expensive Than My Dignity?

Mar 9th, 2022 34m 12s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an unfortunate morning, seven showers, a crinkly sound, the takeover, social media mishaps, mixed messages, Roland’s comedy, same name marriages, “frands”, a nighttime oopsy-daisy, being oddly flattered, awkw

Episode 67 - My Legs Are in Slumber. Carry Me!

Feb 23rd, 2022 31m 45s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a continental breakfast request, Lorna and Cindy, show makeup, overwhelming peonies, unrequited career love, dead weight, an apology struggle, super tall heels, Alexis’s celebrity boyfriends, a caught Johnny,

Episode 66 - You. You’re Very, Very Cool

Feb 11th, 2022 29m 12s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss "break a leg” importance, little fatherly gifts, poor planning, a missing Stevie, Roland jumping to conclusions, a spoiled engagement announcement, high-pitched whimpers, backstage vibes, the ever-involved Gw

Episode 65 - Ew, Ted. What Am I, 32?

Jan 26th, 2022 31m 21s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a gesture, fancy swimsuits, Roland’s “help”, a bashful clam, the tarot cards, oblivious Alexis, lost signals, sweet Caroline, extra worried Stevie, shouting sentiments, precious cargo, hand sanitizer, missing

Episode 64 - That was Low, Like David’s Standards

Jan 12th, 2022 35m 10s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss an Indonesian scarf dance, David’s FOMO, Miami wildlife, the easy-to-roast Roland, Johnny’s “rippers”, the car chat, old tortoises, a Twyla chat, David’s nightlight, Bat Corner, the choreographer, getting cau

Episode 63 - What Test Is This?

Dec 8th, 2021 33m 17s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a Casablanca party, not keeping secrets, the fan convention, salamander people, an adult diaper commercial, a salmonella outbreak, Gloria Gregson, soap opera life, David’s support, Touched with Grapes, a surp

Episode 62 - How Are We Still Trapped in This Gothic Horror Show?

Oct 27th, 2021 36m 3s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Tamagotchis, leggings, the tiny speed bump, litter boxes, Wendy’s jewelry, Antonio, the most awkward role play, Sergio’s family, the foot cream, all the “bebe’s”, a sociopath, the “Italian Way”, counterfeit p

Episode 61 - What Exactly Are We Doing Here?

Oct 13th, 2021 29m 25s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Gwen, the finale, their stance on sports, running, Ronnie vs. Patrick, a Riverdance incident, Alexis on The Pussycat Dolls, cheeky Bellini’s, the first rehearsal, the uniforms, one-word story, a ground ball,

Episode 60 - I‘m a Cute Huge Yacht

Sep 22nd, 2021 35m 57s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss Barbara Streisand’s vocal coach, acting lessons, offer-only, Hampton Hoes, the Alexis boop, a weekend bag, the bathroom, Romanian marble, drink and film corner, Johnny’s excitement, Patrick’s anger, Ronnie’s

Episode 59 - What Can I Do to Shorten Your Stay in My Store?

Sep 8th, 2021 30m 18s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss David’s eating, the Cabaret story, a Titanic comparison, the auditions, a flirty guest, chunky heels, an artistic cradle robber, Gwen, Cheryl’s flirting, Moira’s directing, mutual respect, kid’s ages, the lit

Episode 58 - It’s Not Like It’s a Mistake, or We Regret It, Right?

Jul 28th, 2021 33m 11s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss exclamation points in titles, button punches, the training video, a night of debauchery, a 30 something named Ken, Polaroids, casino must-haves, black forest tenders, the haircut, a moment of growth, ground r

Episode 57 - Yum! That Was Fun.

Jul 14th, 2021 35m 12s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a supportive partner, a couple’s massage, the babysitter, Not Without My Cousin, the baby binder, a miracle baby, dressed to the nines in choking hazards, party shots, high school parties, a salad bowl of E,

Episode 56 - And Admire the Cherry Blossoms by Myself, Like Some Kind of Pervert?

Jun 30th, 2021 23m 49s

This week, Katie and Rehyan discuss a premiere package, going through customs, the cherry blossoms, almost sweet gestures, Old Shan, financial issues, the word “moist”, being stood up on dates, Polar Bear shots, YouTube tutorials, karaoke, the