Schlomb and Boi are brothers, maybe friends, absolutely alliterative acrobats, but most of all, normal. However, it is through this normality that they provide a passable perusal of a plethora of potentially pernicious, but more likely pleasant, points of discussion. They hope that by filling your ears with their words you may learn lessons that leave you with less doubt about topics like pet care, getting ripped, dating, and bunco. Without further ado, stick us in your ears, initiate a task that will consume the next 30 minutes of your life, and soothe your mind by reminding it that there are people out there worth less than you. Enjoy.