We discuss with Legal Consultant Frank Melasma the legal possibilities of dressing up like an ape. We discuss with Film Correspondent Joe Jaundice the physical possibilities of dressing up like an ape. And then we seek to explain why Carl the Stuntman had dark skin color but was not black. If only poor Carl had known what the title of this Scooby-Doo incident was going to be, he might have taken that advice and NEVER aped an ape man.