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Hello and welcome. My name is John August. My
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name is Craig Mazin. And this episode is
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634 of Script Notes, a
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podcast about screenwriting and things that
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are interesting to screenwriters. What
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if Alexander the Great had died at the Battle of
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Granicus River? What if Robert E.
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Lee hadn't lost Special Order 191? Historians
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consider these questions as counterfactuals, exploring
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how major world outcomes sometimes hinge on relatively
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small moments that could have gone either way.
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Today on the show, we'll explore a range
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of Hollywood counterfactuals, looking at some
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moments, people, and events that could have
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gone very differently. And in
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our bonus segment for Premium Members, capitalism! Craig, is
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it good or bad? Uh oh. We
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will definitively answer the question once and
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for all. Oh
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boy. Oh boy. Craig, it's so nice to have
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you back. Oh, it's so good to be back. I'm
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sorry that I was gone for so long. Among the
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small matter of directing the first
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episode of the second season of
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The Last of Us, which
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I'm almost done with, we have a few
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days still outstanding that we
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need to do in a different location, I've
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been monitoring things on the internet a little bit.
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People are very clever, they like to see where
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we're shooting, and then they have all these brilliant
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theories about what it means. Yeah. And
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they're all right. 100% of them are correct, right?
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I wish I could put my armor on each one of them
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and say, no. No, no, no.
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Most of the theories are incorrect, some of them
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are halfway as correct, some of the conjecture is
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like 28% correct. But I
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do enjoy it all, I like the interest, it's fun.
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But I'm mostly
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done with my directing stuff and
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very happily enjoying watching
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the second episode being done from the
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more traditional showrunner point of view, which
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is nice. So
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I do like directing, but also it's
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the most exhausting thing ever. And I
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miss it when it's over, and then while it's
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happening, I do. I just keep asking myself,
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why am I doing
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this? Hey Craig, I have
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friends who direct sitcoms, and
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let me tell you, one week they're in
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and they're out. If you could go back, why
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not make it a sitcom? Then you could
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direct as much as you wanted to direct, because it's just a week of
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your time. James Burroughs is not
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exhausted the way that you're exhausted. No,
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and it sounds like you're talking about
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a good old fashioned three camera. Oh
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yeah. You're really just working on
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a stage play that three cameras are
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capturing, and you don't have to figure
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out angles and coverage and turning around.
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Oh, that sounds wonderful. Plus just a
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week. Yeah, so if there is some
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sort of box I failed to check
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to have James Burroughs career and money,
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that sounds like a plan. Yeah. I
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tell you, I finally met James Burroughs. I kind of for all these
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years, I met him backstage at a play,
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and of course, as you'd expect, the
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most lovely man. I would hope so. I
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mean, like if you were just
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unpleasant, what a weird
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choice to keep going back and back and back. Those
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days are kind of over though, aren't they? The
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three camera sitcom is sort of a... You know,
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there are more this development season
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than in previous years. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I
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think there's still some hope for it. But
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yeah, there tends to be more of the
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half hour single camera things, which
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again, though, are pretty short schedules. Modern
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Family is apparently a deal light to shoot. They'd
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show up the location, they'd shoot everything in a couple
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of ways, and then we're done.
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Yeah, the classic network model of doing
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something like that, the standard is shoot
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a master and then hose it down,
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as they say, just simple coverage. And
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if you're shooting a couple of cameras at
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the same time, the thing about a show
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like Modern Family is the
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coverage really doesn't have to be
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particularly specific. It's
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people talking and what they're
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saying and their faces are the
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most important things. And whereas when
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you get into these big dramas
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and the big dramas
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are like each other. episode is kind of a
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movie. I will say like, you
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know, the shows that are like
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the office or
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like Modern Family, they do rely sometimes on the
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camera finding a joke because the conceit of course
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is that it's a documentary crew so the cameras
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find the joke at times, added elementary has the
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same thing, but it is much more straightforward.
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It is, you know, it's a very
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survivable life. Yeah, I don't think it
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requires less skill. It simply is easier
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from kind of how much stuff
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you have to do perspective, but
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the specific talent required to know where the
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camera ought to be and also editing those
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shows very tricky. Editing comedy
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is incredibly specific. Yeah, it
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is. All right, let's get us some
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follow up. This is mostly follow up on things I
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think you were maybe not here for, but you could
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still weigh in. Okay. Drew, help us out with some follow
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up here. Let's start with the table reads bit. Yeah,
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so a few episodes Jacob wrote in asking a question on
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whether you should send the script for a table read
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ahead of time or have everyone read it cold. Yeah,
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great. What's your instinct on that? It's like, let's say you're
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doing a table read with some friends. Do you think
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you should send the script ahead of those books or hasn't
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come in cold to read it? What's your instinct? I'm
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not a huge table read fan. I think I've
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said that as much, but if I were to
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do one, I would do it cold. Yeah,
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and that was Cillian Song's recommendation as well. So Jacob
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wrote in with some follow up here. Jacob
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wrote, our table read was already scheduled for five
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days after the episode's release date. So we ended
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up going with the dual method. Half of the
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attendees had the script ahead of time and the
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other half we pulled. And this one, Cillian
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was right. Our actor friends who had
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the script ahead of time put way too much energy
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in coming up with ways to play their characters. And
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bizarrely, even some had accents. We definitely
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preferred, we definitely preferred the read from
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those who did not have the script ahead of time. But
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it was still helpful to receive feedback from people who
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are able to discover the under the radar jokes that
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might have required a reread to enjoy. Yeah, we're
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talking about this with Cillian Song, Michael Bickelait does this
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thing where in his development process, he'll
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have a sort of an interim draft will have
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a bunch of his funny friends over and they'll
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have a pizza. and read through the script.
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And that's an important part of his process, but
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he's really making sure that they're not auditioning
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for roles in that, that they really are just like,
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they're there to read the script aloud. And that feels
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like the right instinct here. Yes,
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it's especially the right instinct
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when you're dealing with maybe
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actors who aren't as experienced or
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at a particularly high level. So
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I don't know where Jacob is in his life,
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and I don't know if his
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actor friends are well experienced or
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highly professional or sort of quasi professional
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or aspiring. The
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more aspiring they are, the
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more important it is to not give them the
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script at a time because they're
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just gonna do the thing. Yeah,
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they're just gonna do it. They're gonna do
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the thing where they care way too much.
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And that's not the purpose. The
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purpose is, I assume in this case, for
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the writer to hear the words out loud, note
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the things that do seem to be working, note where it
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gets slow, note where it gets too fast, et cetera. Yeah,
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so we have a different opinion here from what
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Guy has done at the opposite way through hella
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sack. Yeah, Tom Harp says, I've done reads both
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ways with writers and with actors, and
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I want to offer my experience as a counter to what John
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and Celine said. In my own
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process, my trusted writer friends read early drafts and
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gave notes, but before I give it to
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my agents, I always do a read through with actors. During
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the read, I'm listening to the pace and flow of the
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dialogue, but maybe the most important part is
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the Q and A I do afterwards. Actors
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have a different set of antennas than writers do,
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and there are instincts that have saved me several
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times. I've been told this feels
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false, or I don't think my character would do
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or say this, when none of my
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writer friends noticed it, nor did I, because writers
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get why the story needs it. But
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down the line, an actor is going to call emotional bullshit
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on set, and then you've got productions booed on your neck
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as you try and solve it. All
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right, so not quite on the same focus
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here. So he's saying that actors do bring
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something different to a read because they're bringing
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experience of how to sell a
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line, and they don't have a- Well,
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I'm not going to disagree with Tom because he's
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obviously getting some use out of that. The only
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flag I would wave here is that
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casting is a thing. And
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one of the reasons casting is important
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is because you're trying to match an
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actor whose instincts match the instincts of
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the character you have created. So
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when you have somebody show up because they're
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available or they are your friend, it doesn't
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necessarily mean that they're the right casting for
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that part. And they may
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indeed think this feels false or I
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don't think my character would do say
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this. Well, A, it's not
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their character yet. Yeah. And
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B, they might not be right for the
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part for that very reason. That's not
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to say that there aren't going to
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be things that almost every actor in
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that spot will go, ooh, I don't
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quite understand why I
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would say or do this here. So
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that matters. That logic is important. But
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if you don't pick up on it until the
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actor comes up to you after, so you listen to the
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whole thing, sounds good to you, and then they call, come
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over and say, I don't think that this, well,
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maybe it's just that the actor is not
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the right actor for that part. So
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that's the only thing I would flag there. But if it works
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for Tom, it works for Tom. All right. Let's
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get to the meat of this episode, which is
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counterfactuals. So instead of here, over
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the last few weeks, I've been reading this book called
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What If? which is a series of essays edited by
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Robert Crowley about military history. And so I'll put a
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link in the show and I'll end this book. But
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the important part is that it's
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really talking through counterfactuals versus alternative
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history. So I want to spend a moment to
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describe the difference between counterfactuals and alternative
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history. A counterfactual is basically the outcome of
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this battle or event could have turned out
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different in a way that's very possible. So
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there's a distinct moment that could have gone
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either way, but kind of a coin toss.
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And if you'd gone the opposite direction, outcomes
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would have been very different. Alternative
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history, I'll define as something happened
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in a very different way or... or a
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different timeline, like what if Africa had
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industrialized first, or we discovered nuclear power in
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the 1800s. You still get
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to a place where the outcomes are very different, but it's
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not hinging on one moment, one thing where it could have
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gone either way. So we put
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out this call to our listeners saying, hey, what
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kind of professionals do you want us to talk through? And
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some of them were incredibly useful, but a
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lot of them were actually just alternative histories
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where, oh, this could have, what
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if this had happened, or what if this had happened?
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But it wasn't hinging on a specific event. There's
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a different verse that came out of here. So some
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of the alt histories that people
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propose, what if Zoetrope
10:37
Studios had succeeded? Well,
10:39
sure, but that's not based on one
10:41
movie succeeding. What if Jacksonville, Florida had
10:43
become the filmmaking capital of the world?
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It could have happened because there was
10:48
an alternative way things could have gone, but it
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wasn't based on one moment that
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could have happened. Or the wars in Europe,
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what if the wars in Europe hadn't happened
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or had it happened differently, and European
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film industry became the dominant one rather than American?
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Again, it's not based on one event. So I
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just wanted to make it clear that, thank
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you for saying this through, but those are really
11:08
kind of alternative histories and not the counterfactuals I
11:10
was looking for. So you're really looking for those
11:12
fork in the road moments where there's definitely two
11:14
ways you can go and
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things went left instead of right, but what if they
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had gone right instead of left? Exactly.
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So the first thing I wanted to talk
11:23
through is Edison. So back in 1915, he'd
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already invented many of the most incredible
11:28
devices that we use today, electricity,
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how he was getting electricity and
11:32
light bulbs and things out into the world were incredibly important, but
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he also had patents on the original kind
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of motion picture camera
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and projection technology. And
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so because he had this patent and
11:44
was trying to enforce it very vigorously, a lot
11:46
of people who were trying to avoid his
11:48
sort of patent thugs were heading out to the West Coast.
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And that's part of the reason why, it's
11:54
one of the reasons why the Hollywood industry
11:57
in California was to get away from this guy
11:59
and his... for very ambitious
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enforcement of his trademark over
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things. He lost the 1915
12:06
court case, which was crucial in sort of
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his ability to constrain how
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people could use his
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devices and whether these things he
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was creating, these projectors could only show
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his own creations. And so
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this feels like an important moment in
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terms of the evolution of
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the early film industry. So 1915. 1915,
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so you have this court case that
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basically allows an industry to exist.
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Prior to that court case,
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everybody had to go through Edison
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and his company, the motion picture
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patents company. And I did
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not know this until I'm looking at the article
12:46
that you linked to in the Saturday evening post. When
12:49
you say patent thugs, you mean it. Yes.
12:51
And so Edison famously occupied
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a space in New Jersey.
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And there isn't Edison Township, New Jersey, I believe that is
12:58
now for him. But
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in West Orange, New Jersey, that's where
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his base was. And
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he would hire mobsters, and there sure were
13:08
a lot of them up
13:10
there on the East Coast, to
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literally beat up people, filmmakers,
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that were using cameras
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and film. Edison's
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argument basically was, I control the
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entire chain of creation of
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motion pictures from film stock
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to projection. And
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anybody that tried to get around him
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and do whatever they wanted without
13:35
getting his approval, could even theoretically get
13:37
physically assaulted. The
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court case said, no. Basically
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the court said, you can sue
13:45
somebody for infringing, but you can't
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use your patent as quote, a
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weapon to disable a rival contestant or to
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drive him from the field. We
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used to, and this will tie into our
13:58
capitalism versus anti-capitalism discussion later on. We
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used to be quite invested in
14:02
busting trusts, monopolies in
14:04
this country, particularly around then Teddy
14:07
Roosevelt was quite the
14:10
pioneer in that effort to create a
14:12
kind of healthy form of capitalism. We
14:15
seem to have lost our way. There are a
14:17
number of companies I look around now who I
14:19
think Teddy Roosevelt will be thrilled to break apart.
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But yes, if that goes
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the other way, then John, you
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and I are probably working in New Jersey.
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Yeah, I think we're working for the Edison Company
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or some offshoot of the Edison Company.
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So it's hard to find a perfect analogy for
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what this system would have been like, because it's
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not quite like the app store where you have
14:41
to, everything has to be done through
14:43
the app store. It's not quite that. But it
14:45
is like, you know, there's just basically one
14:47
funnel and everything has to either license or
14:49
be done by this
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one company. So all motion
14:53
pictures have to go through this one
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channel, which would be vastly
14:58
different than what we're expecting. Do I think this would have
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lasted forever? No, I think there would have been other ways
15:02
around this other alternative technologies that didn't infringe
15:05
on a patent, there would have been ways
15:07
to do it. But clearly, our
15:09
early film industry would have been very different. And
15:11
what we do goes back to 100 years
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ago when this was all being figured
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out. Yeah, it's almost certain that in
15:18
order to get around this, a healthy
15:20
motion picture industry would have sprouted outside
15:22
of the bounds of the United States.
15:25
So that's a good point. Where would that have
15:27
taken place? France? Certainly.
15:30
But in terms of what
15:32
we do, like the Hollywood style would
15:34
be very American style of creating things
15:36
and making a huge business out of
15:38
it as opposed to thinking of it specifically
15:41
in terms of art and cinema, which is a
15:43
very kind of European and certainly French way of
15:45
approaching things. I think about where
15:47
I'm sitting right now in Vancouver. Canada
15:50
would have been a wonderful place. The
15:53
immigrants who founded Hollywood way, way
15:55
back when, Warner Brothers and so
15:57
on, may have just... Headed
16:00
up to Montreal or Toronto. Yeah,
16:03
Mexico would have been another great choice.
16:05
There's just other venues. Yeah. So
16:08
it looks like, again, we are
16:10
not legal experts in here, and this is a
16:12
really first glimpse of the history here, but it
16:14
looks like the projection technology is the issue. And
16:17
so if the projection, basically, if any
16:19
projector sold in the US could only project
16:21
things that Edison had approved,
16:25
that still would have been a challenge for
16:27
American audiences. And so it's not just where
16:29
you film the things, it's also how you're
16:32
showing the things. It would have
16:34
gotten sorted out. There would be some way to
16:36
do it, but it would have really limited
16:38
the spread of Hollywood movies.
16:41
Yeah. When you have something
16:43
that people want, it will find a way to
16:46
exist. Yeah. A little bit like Prohibition,
16:49
which also fell apart, you know, sort
16:51
of a few years after this happened.
16:54
By the manufacturing distribution of alcohol, manufacturing
16:56
distribution of film, yeah. People want it.
17:00
And so there is, if you really want
17:02
to go down that other fork in the road,
17:04
the movie business is
17:06
run by cartels, and it
17:09
is an entirely criminal enterprise.
17:11
That would be great. And
17:14
that's how it would be a movie. You
17:17
can kind of envision that. In some ways, the man
17:19
in the high castle and the hidden films, the
17:21
stolen films of the alternative history,
17:24
while it's all tied back together, is an
17:26
example of that. There's a currency for
17:28
these films that show what happens in the
17:30
other timeline. Yeah. I would
17:32
say that. So our next what-if is actually similar.
17:35
So this is the Paramount Concentricary, which we've talked
17:37
about on the podcast several times. And
17:40
again, this is a question of manufacturing distribution
17:42
of film materials. And so prior
17:45
to going into this, the very thumbnail
17:47
version of this, the studios were
17:49
allowed to also own movie theaters, and they
17:52
could control the entire channel of we
17:54
were making the movies. We're showing them our
17:56
theaters. We're showing all of our products and
17:59
the Paramount Concentricary. create the hell
18:01
that the studios cannot own exhibitors,
18:03
and therefore films from other companies
18:06
can be shown in theaters. Had
18:09
that not fallen apart, I think you would
18:11
have seen a
18:14
creative paralysis in the business. So
18:16
what happened immediately following the collapse
18:19
of that was the breakdown of
18:21
this incredibly formalized manner of presenting
18:23
art to people. If
18:26
you look, even though there are incredible movies that were made
18:28
in the 20s and 30s and 40s, there
18:32
were also very clearly rigid
18:34
constrictions. Because it seems
18:36
like a long time ago, it's
18:39
hard for us to see how fast things
18:41
changed and how dramatically they changed because it
18:43
was before our time. But
18:46
let's say you were born
18:48
in the 30s, you're
18:50
used to watching movies of a certain sort.
18:53
By the time you get into the 60s, you
18:55
now have nudity and graphic
18:58
sexuality being shown on screen.
19:00
I mean, you couldn't even
19:02
show people kissing with tongue. And
19:05
now there's sex. It's
19:08
kind of incredible how fast it
19:10
changed because if the
19:13
studios don't control the
19:15
screens, other people can
19:17
make movies to put on the screens. That's
19:19
the big difference. And the other people didn't
19:21
have to follow along this kind of rigid
19:23
formality. And so it's
19:26
important to understand both from a producer and a supplier
19:28
point of view, because this allowed theaters
19:30
that were not affiliated with
19:33
studios to compete for titles they wanted.
19:35
So it allowed for more independent theaters,
19:37
but also allowed for filmmaking that took
19:39
place outside of the studio system. And
19:41
those are the ones that you first
19:44
see, nudity
19:46
and moving past the Hayes code and
19:48
really pushing what cinema could
19:50
be. So obviously it's had a huge business
19:53
transformation on Hollywood, but
19:55
also had a huge creative impact. And so
19:58
if the Paramount Center hadn't happened. we
20:00
would be in a different place. The
20:03
irony of course is that the Paramount's essential creed
20:05
was overturned in the last five
20:08
years, ten years, how long we've been doing
20:10
this podcast. And so in theory now studios
20:12
can own movie theaters. We
20:15
haven't seen a huge change
20:17
in that. Like they haven't come in and bought out
20:20
the AMC's of the world. Probably because
20:22
it's not a great business to be in.
20:24
Yeah, so that's not an amazing business, yeah.
20:26
It's funny, the Paramount's decree fell apart right
20:28
around the time it was no longer necessary
20:30
because studios found
20:32
a new bunch of screens they
20:34
could control via streaming. We
20:36
have however, because of that window
20:40
from the 1950s through, you know, let's
20:42
say up to ten years ago, where
20:45
the screens were so important,
20:47
the proliferation of different
20:50
kinds of content occurred that toothpaste cannot go
20:52
back in the tube. We've all grown up
20:54
with and have become used to a
20:56
certain kind of entertainment. And
20:59
ironically, when you look at
21:01
the movie's Paramount itself was
21:03
making in the 70s, starting with
21:05
the Godfather and Onward, and the kind of
21:08
filmmakers they were supporting, they themselves
21:10
benefited more almost than anyone from this
21:12
because they were allowed to make new
21:14
kinds of things. So the
21:16
companies do now control their own screens via
21:18
streaming, but people want what
21:20
they want. And it's
21:23
one thing to say, I want some things
21:25
that I haven't seen, but I would
21:27
imagine I'd like them. And it's
21:30
another to say, I have seen the things I like,
21:32
you can't take them away. Before we move
21:34
on, I think it's worth looking at both the Edison
21:36
case and Paramount's dissent decree is at
21:38
the time these things were being decided, the
21:41
justices and everyone else involved
21:43
couldn't have anticipated sort of what the long-term effects
21:45
are. They could only really look at like, what is
21:48
the state right now? Because they really
21:50
couldn't know what was gonna come 10 years,
21:52
20 years down the road. So I guarantee you that there
21:55
was not an awareness of like,
21:57
this will change the type of movie that get made.
22:00
And if this gets overturned, they were
22:02
just looking at it in terms of this
22:04
is a law, this is restraint of
22:06
trade, this is anti-competitive, and therefore we're
22:09
not getting it down. Yeah. If
22:11
they had taken the other path, I
22:14
think we would still, to
22:16
this day, have a
22:18
much more restrained kind of
22:20
content. I just
22:22
don't think we would have ever... People
22:24
look at the 70s, the freewheeling 70s,
22:27
and the rise of the auteurist and all
22:29
of the rest of it as
22:31
some sort of product of
22:33
the cultural revolution in this country. And
22:37
I would argue that, no,
22:40
that is not the case, that in fact
22:43
those things happen because of
22:45
this court case. And I would
22:48
point directly at network television as proof, because
22:51
network television is the control
22:54
of screens. And when
22:57
you look at what was allowed on
22:59
network television and is to this day
23:01
allowed on network television, it
23:03
is so much more constrained than what
23:05
is allowed in movies. It's not even
23:07
close. Language,
23:10
nudity, content, there's
23:12
just limits. People lost
23:14
their minds when in the 90s NYPD Blue
23:17
showed a butt. A
23:19
butt. And
23:21
they're still not allowed to drop F-bombs and so
23:23
on and so forth. So I
23:25
would just say that's what movies would be like. Movies
23:28
would be like network television. You'd be constrained. And
23:31
of course, European cinema, Asian cinema
23:33
could have made different choices. But the problem
23:35
is, if there's no way
23:37
to exhibit those films here, it's
23:40
moot. That's right. Absolutely. And that was
23:42
always the case, right? So in
23:44
the 40s you could, or the 30s, people
23:46
referred to, my grandfather referred to
23:49
French films. Those were
23:51
like sort of early Blue movies with
23:53
nudity. Yeah, sure.
23:56
But mostly it would have
23:58
operated the way. network television
24:00
still operates under those constraints, which
24:02
some people argue are positive on
24:05
some levels. Creative restraint does
24:09
force certain kinds of creative creativity. But
24:12
you would not have the things that we
24:14
have in movies if this had not gone
24:17
that way. Alright,
24:19
simpler what ifs. What if George Lucas had
24:21
died in his car accident? Oh god. So
24:24
this is June 12th, 1962. Oh god. As
24:26
Lucas made a left turn, a Chevy Impala can
24:28
fly in from outside direction and broadside him. The
24:30
racing belt snapped and Lucas was flung onto the
24:32
pavement dressed before the car slammed into a giant
24:35
walnut tree. Unconscious Lucas turned blue
24:37
and began vomiting blood as he was rushed
24:39
off to the hospital. So
24:42
this is George Lucas, who at this time is
24:44
a promising young film student at this time. I
24:46
guess he's made some stuff at this point, but
24:49
he had not made Star Wars. He had not
24:51
made Raiders of the Lost Ark. How
24:53
different would it be if we did not have
24:55
George Lucas as a filmmaker? What are the knock
24:57
on effects of this? Well,
25:00
for starters, I just want to say
25:02
as an unlicensed doctor, if you turn
25:04
blue and start vomiting, it's not good.
25:07
That's really bad. So
25:09
there's two ways of looking at this. One
25:11
way is, let's go the obvious way,
25:14
George Lucas doesn't create Star Wars. He
25:16
doesn't bring about the era of the
25:18
blockbuster movie stay a
25:20
bit smaller. Special effects and visual
25:22
effects do not advance as far
25:25
as they did and as
25:27
fast as they did. And the
25:29
hyper-merchantization of
25:32
films and the creation of so-called
25:34
franchises does not occur. However,
25:38
a couple of counter arguments to that. One
25:42
is that somebody else probably
25:44
would have done something of the size
25:46
that would have created that anyway.
25:50
George Lucas was really important as we discussed
25:52
in the creation of Raiders of the Lost
25:54
Ark, but I
25:56
do feel like there's going to
25:59
be a Stephen Spielberg make his own blockbusters, jaws.
26:02
He's making jaws. He's still making blockbusters. Yes. I
26:05
think there's going to be blockbusters. But just
26:07
as importantly, it seems like George Lucas's brush
26:10
with fate here was actually quite
26:12
informative to him as a filmmaker.
26:15
So, he sits there in the hospital
26:17
and starts thinking about what saved
26:19
his life in that car. And
26:21
eventually, I think that sort
26:23
of turns into American graffiti.
26:27
And that, you
26:29
know, there's this world where it's sort of
26:32
like if he doesn't
26:34
get into the he
26:38
needs to get into the car accident, I think.
26:40
So, what happens? If he dies in his
26:42
car accident, we don't get these movies. If
26:44
he doesn't die in the car accident, we do get these movies.
26:47
We definitely wouldn't have Star Wars. There
26:50
would be no Star Wars. That's for sure. Yeah.
26:53
The world without Star Wars is different beyond like
26:55
the business things you've laid out, how it
26:58
popularized a kind of space
27:01
opera, children's stories, but
27:03
for all ages. It did
27:05
a very specific thing. We already had Star Trek. And
27:07
so, Star Trek was totally consistent about Star Wars. But I
27:09
feel like we kind of needed both of those things. Or
27:11
it happened. Right. Yeah.
27:15
Star Trek is a network television show that gets canceled after
27:17
I think it was three seasons. And
27:20
then Star Wars happens. And shortly after that, Star Trek
27:22
the movie happens. Star Trek the movie does not happen
27:24
and Star Wars doesn't happen. There's just no chance. Very
27:27
good point. Yeah. Very
27:29
good point. Similarly,
27:31
all the movies that were sort of inspired by Star Wars
27:33
don't happen. So, the movie that's coming to mind actually
27:36
is Dune. Yes. Because Dune
27:39
was really the only thing that could
27:41
have been Star Wars because
27:43
it preexisted Star Wars as a
27:45
novel. Maybe the Dune that gets
27:47
made doesn't get made, right? I don't think.
27:50
I don't think the Lynch Dune gets made without Star Wars. But
27:52
at some point... And the George Alstud
27:54
Dune doesn't get made either. I agree.
27:56
That's not going to get made either. But at
27:58
some point, somebody, let's say... Spielberg. In
28:01
the absence of a
28:03
huge or copular somebody, somebody
28:06
figures out how to make
28:08
Dune and gives us the kind
28:10
of Denis Villeneuve standard type Dune
28:12
earlier. And that leads,
28:14
because there's obviously great
28:16
interest in those large-scale
28:19
science fiction fantasies. Because it's crucial to
28:21
understand there was a huge science fiction
28:23
community before Star Wars. It's just
28:26
it popularized it in a way that
28:28
was important. I think you don't have the
28:30
volume of science fiction fandom until you
28:32
have Star Wars. Star Wars,
28:35
it was like giving a very loud
28:37
and passionate fan base
28:39
the world's biggest megaphone because
28:42
everybody sort of flooded into the
28:44
tent. It's a really
28:46
interesting thing, a world without Star Wars. And
28:48
this isn't a fun thing I would do
28:50
like to think about when we're talking about
28:52
these counterfactuals is that we are currently living
28:54
in counterfactuals. Meaning in our world, Melissa
28:57
Suzanne, worst fake
29:00
name ever, Melissa Suzanne does
29:02
die in a car accident, doesn't make
29:04
mala-la-bloo, which is the biggest
29:07
frickin' thing of all time in that. And
29:09
we're living in the counterfactual where it didn't
29:11
happen. We don't know what we don't have.
29:15
We don't. So let's talk about another
29:17
movie that would be different if it didn't happen, which is
29:19
Titanic. So you and I were
29:21
both in Hollywood as Titanic was happening.
29:23
And so some backstory folks who
29:25
don't know, filming was supposed to last
29:27
six months, it stretched to eight months, the budget doubled
29:30
from a reported 110 million
29:32
making even costlier than Waterworld's $200 million
29:34
price tag. So another counterfactual would be like, what
29:36
if Waterworld were a hit, but it was not
29:39
a hit. Titanic was incredibly expensive. Craig
29:41
and I will both testify to the fact that
29:43
there was real discussion about
29:45
like, oh my God, this movie could be
29:47
a disaster. It could completely tank. Well, absolutely.
29:50
And think both Fox and Paramount were both,
29:52
you know, both putting out the money for
29:54
it. That didn't happen. It became a giant
29:56
hit and changed exhibition. It just kept going.
30:00
running and running forever despite its long
30:02
running time. So what happens
30:04
Craig, if Titanic had tanks? Well,
30:09
the thing is we do live in
30:11
the world where these enormous movies tanked
30:13
and sunk. That one might
30:16
have killed Paramount. So
30:18
Paramount was the, I believe was the
30:20
initial production company and
30:23
it got so bad that
30:26
they had to go to their competitor,
30:28
Fox, and say, would
30:30
you basically put in all
30:33
the money we put in on top of the money we
30:35
put in and we'll give you all of the international. I
30:37
think is how it worked out. That's
30:40
unheard of. I don't even think it's happened
30:42
since on that scale. And I think in
30:44
part it hasn't happened since on that scale
30:46
because Titanic did become a huge hit. And
30:49
the only thing that scares these companies more than
30:51
a massive bomb is missing out on all of
30:53
the money of a massive hit. But
30:56
I think we would still
30:58
unfortunately be in a world where
31:00
some massive films just tank because
31:03
people take these big swings. The weird
31:05
thing about Titanic succeeding
31:08
is that it probably has created more
31:10
flops in its wake. Because
31:13
everyone goes, well, what if
31:15
it's Titanic? Yeah. And
31:17
then someone's like, well, we've done research and it's projected to only
31:19
make, I think Titanic gets opening week and made like $28.6 million
31:22
is what it made. Which
31:24
is really good for a 1990s. Really
31:27
good. Very good opening weekend for a four hour
31:29
movie, yes. Yes, but if
31:31
it followed what normally happens, which
31:34
is then the following week one would be, let's say,
31:36
drops 50%, 40%, 50%. So
31:39
let's say the following weekend is like 15 million and then
31:41
it goes to seven and three and two. Disaster.
31:44
Oh my God. But in
31:46
fact, it made more. It went up. And
31:50
then it just kept, I just remember
31:52
how it just kept making somewhere in
31:54
the twenties every single weekend. Forever. And
31:58
there's never been anything quite like that. like it. Box
32:01
office wise, my husband Mike was running the AMC theaters
32:03
in Burbank at that point, he had 30 screens. And
32:06
Titanic nearly killed him because they had screenings and
32:08
then they would post a sell out. So they'd
32:10
add like nine in the morning screenings, and not
32:12
even advertise them and they would sell out. Yeah,
32:14
it was crazy. And so like, yes, it's really
32:16
good money for the exhibitors that they're getting a
32:18
cut of that. But it was just
32:21
so hard on everybody just to just staffing those
32:24
endless screenings. The creation
32:26
of that movie was incredibly difficult to
32:28
do. It is certainly no
32:30
fun to be making something that massive
32:32
while the people that are paying for
32:35
it are freaking out and basically telling
32:37
you we're screwed. Making things
32:39
is hard enough. When you are confidence
32:42
shaken, it's really hard, because
32:45
you already want to curl up and die just
32:47
from the exhaustion of doing it. And Titanic was
32:49
an incredibly exhausting thing to make, to think
32:52
while you're making it that also everyone's
32:55
miserable, and it's gonna fail. Oh my
32:57
god, how do you even wake up in the morning? No,
33:00
but but you do
33:02
they did. And so people just keep pointing back
33:04
at this and saying, Look,
33:06
so the one thing I think that
33:08
would be different is maybe there would
33:11
be fewer flops. Because
33:14
there's there'll be fewer big swings. I think
33:16
you know, I think there would have been
33:18
some limit. I know we absolutely cannot do
33:20
this thing. And one thing is different about
33:22
like, our current moment is we
33:24
have some places that have so much money, and
33:26
they don't actually need that as a box office,
33:29
right, they can just spend a ton so Apple
33:31
on killer the flower moon, in
33:33
any normal situation, that would be a disaster.
33:35
But it's not a disaster for them, because
33:37
they kind of don't really care about the
33:39
money. And so they can make it, you
33:42
know, a very long, very expensive movie that
33:44
doesn't perform with the box office, because that's
33:46
not really what they care about. Yeah. And
33:48
similarly, Netflix doesn't, I don't know
33:50
what their metrics, I don't know how any of it works. Yeah,
33:53
you know, I work for a company that is oddly
33:55
old fashioned in the sense that even though there's a
33:57
big streaming service for Macs, a lot of people are
33:59
not A lot of people still watch HBO
34:02
through cable or satellite, and
34:04
those are subscriber fees that get paid in, and there's
34:06
ratings for that stuff. But yeah,
34:08
I mean, Netflix makes these enormous
34:11
things and sort of go, it kind of
34:13
doesn't matter. I
34:16
don't understand any of it, but certainly in the
34:18
case of Amazon and Apple, those
34:20
companies are so enormous. Their
34:22
production wings are such a small piece
34:24
of what they do that
34:26
they can easily absorb any of these
34:29
things, no problem.
34:31
And the world of Titanic, it was
34:33
back, I don't know who owned Paramount
34:35
back then. Was it Gulf Western? It
34:38
kind of still went Gulf Western. So that was
34:41
a big oil company. If you read
34:43
about the history of the Godfather, for instance, they
34:46
were all freaking out when they were making the
34:48
Godfather. And because they were gonna
34:50
lose, they couldn't stand the notion of
34:52
losing money. And
34:55
there's a history of like, disastrous films
34:57
costing studios so much, and
34:59
they had to change like Cleopatra and Fox. We have
35:01
Century City in part because Fox had to sell off
35:03
some of that lot to actually earn money. And that
35:06
became Century City. Exactly. And
35:09
there's Heaven's Gate, which basically
35:12
destroyed a studio. Yeah, there's
35:14
been movies that were so big and so
35:17
massive and so horrifying in terms
35:19
of their costs that just entire companies
35:21
fell apart. So
35:23
a movie that did not cost the company, but
35:25
was a big swing and a big miss was
35:27
John Carter. So John Carter of
35:29
Mars was a film that Disney made. Well, thanks to
35:31
an article by Richard Newby for The Hollywood Reporter
35:34
called John Carter Changed Hollywood, but Not in the Way
35:36
Disney Hooped. Based on the numbers,
35:38
John Carter earned $284 million on
35:41
a $360 million budget. That sounds
35:43
like, oh, it was close, but of course there's hundreds of
35:45
millions of dollars of marketing on top of that. Newby
35:48
argues that Disney realized like,
35:50
okay, we were trying to create Star Wars,
35:52
maybe we should just buy Star Wars, and
35:54
they might not have reached for Lucasfilm at
35:56
that moment if John Carter had worked
35:59
possibly. They also were coming
36:01
off of other challenges like the Lone
36:03
Ranger, which has been an expensive flop.
36:06
And Newby argues that because of Mr.
36:09
Back to Back, you know, Mrs., Disney got
36:11
very conservative and we're just banking on sher
36:13
bets. All right. Well, I'll push
36:15
back a little bit on this one. It seems like
36:17
Mr. Newby's hanging a little too much
36:20
around the neck of John Carter. Yes,
36:22
it was a flop, but it wasn't
36:24
a studio destroying flop. 284
36:26
million against 306 is not good, obviously,
36:28
because that doesn't include the, let's say, $100 million
36:31
of marketing. And
36:33
then of course they don't actually get all the money from the
36:35
ticket sales, but there was video and all the rest. I'm
36:38
not sure that that's why they said we
36:40
need Star Wars. I think anybody who has
36:43
the chance to get Star
36:45
Wars and has the capital to do it, and
36:48
also the brand that would convince
36:50
Lucas to allow it, which
36:53
in this case was Disney and no one else, unless
36:56
there was an old existing Paramount that wasn't
36:58
there anymore of the way
37:01
that he was familiar. Yeah, I think
37:03
anybody would buy Star Wars. And
37:05
I don't think that you can put
37:07
too much around the neck
37:09
of John Carter. And the fact is he cites
37:11
Lone Ranger as an example of how it didn't
37:13
help matters, but that's sort of proof that John
37:16
Carter wasn't enough of a
37:18
cage rattler because they did make Lone Ranger.
37:20
So I don't know. Let's rephrase this though.
37:22
Let's rephrase it. Rather than saying, what if
37:25
John Carter had bombed? What if John Carter
37:27
was a huge, huge, huge hit? What
37:30
if it were kind of Star Wars level?
37:33
That I think would have been a bit of
37:35
a game changer because then it would be validating
37:37
like, yes, let's spend a lot of money, take
37:39
really big swings on pieces
37:41
of IP that are kind
37:44
of known, but not hugely known. I
37:47
would say John Carter Mars is more in the
37:49
level of a narnia book in the
37:51
sense of people kind of know what it is, but
37:53
they're not necessarily directly familiar with it. That
37:56
could have changed some things. I don't know that if
37:58
it were a giant hit. Do they still have
38:00
bought Lucasfilm? Probably,
38:02
because they would just have so much money. I think
38:05
it's still probably presuming too much
38:07
logic on the part of the folks
38:09
that make these things, because there
38:11
has always been this strange gravitation
38:13
towards quote unquote IP that
38:16
I think most people would look at
38:18
and go, okay, you think that that
38:20
matters? When they
38:22
made, what was that, they made the, what was the
38:24
one with Billy Zane? Was it the Phantom? Oh
38:27
yeah. Right, the Phantom was, that was something that- And you're
38:29
up. Yeah. Like my
38:31
dad was into that, like barely as a
38:33
child. It was not relevant anymore. But
38:36
it seemed like, oh, well we,
38:38
you know, that thing. And
38:40
now in the age of algorithm driven
38:42
companies, I think the computers, as
38:44
much as we hate them probably would have said, please
38:46
do not make the Phantom. But
38:49
you still see what I
38:51
would call attempts to recreate
38:53
other people's large successes. And
38:56
they sort of work or sometimes they don't work.
38:58
So Amazon and Netflix
39:01
have without naming names have
39:03
certainly tried to reproduce their
39:06
own, we won our Game of Thrones. Where's our
39:08
Game of Thrones? And
39:10
then they go looking for IP that people
39:12
are sort of interested in, or maybe not
39:14
that interested in. Some of
39:17
it works great. Some of it doesn't.
39:19
It's hard to predict sometimes. There are
39:21
books that people, absolute book series that
39:23
people love. And then,
39:25
but just don't want to watch, adapt it. There
39:27
are other things that people don't really
39:29
care that much about. But when they get adapted, catch
39:32
on. It's not as logical
39:34
as all that. So I think
39:36
if John Carter had been a hit, the only thing that
39:38
would, I don't even think it would have stopped Disney from
39:40
buying Star Wars. The only thing that would change, a
39:43
lot more John Carter movies, and then a
39:45
whole lot more movies that are sort of
39:47
John Carter's that don't work. Yeah, I agree.
39:49
Like when I was a kid, my
39:52
dad said, you're going to love these books. When I was
39:54
a kid, I read them. Duck Savage.
39:57
Do you know the Duck Savage books? I recognize this
39:59
title, I don't know anything else. Yeah, sort of, I think they were
40:01
like, 1930s era. They
40:05
were pulp fiction. Pulp fiction,
40:07
adventure stories, largely for boys,
40:10
about a group of courageous
40:12
people that go on to
40:14
the far-flung reaches. The
40:17
Dog Savage was definitely an inspiration
40:19
for Indiana Jones and even
40:22
James Bond to some extent. And
40:24
they keep, every now and then, somebody would bring it up
40:26
in Hollywood as I was coming up. That's
40:29
like, so old. And
40:31
maybe there'd be like, a bunch of Dog Savage movies,
40:34
or a Dog Savage movie would have been made at
40:36
a large scale and failed. But
40:38
I don't know if the world would have changed that much
40:40
if John Carter had succeeded. But
40:42
Craig, what if Iron Man had bombed?
40:44
Oh, boy. I
40:46
think we've talked about this before. I carried a
40:48
football on Iron Man for just a couple weeks.
40:50
I love everybody involved. And I got to go
40:52
to the premiere. And I remember going to the
40:54
premiere and the after party, which was at the
40:56
Roseville Hotel across the street, and saying, like,
40:59
wow, that was really good. That's
41:01
going to be a giant hit. But
41:03
I will tell you that there was no guarantee that movie was
41:05
going to be a giant hit. And
41:08
you look at the folks involved.
41:10
Fabro, so smart, so great,
41:12
had done some movies, but
41:15
there was no guarantee that he could direct this
41:17
movie. There was no guarantee that Barbara
41:19
Janier Jr. was a good choice, or even a rational
41:21
choice for this, because he was not in
41:23
the best place in his career. There
41:26
were a lot of things that could have
41:29
really derailed this movie. And yet
41:31
it was a giant hit and started a franchise,
41:33
which has made billions of dollars
41:36
for the companies involved. Billions and
41:38
billions and billions and changed the shape of
41:41
multinational mega corporations. Now,
41:44
it's important to acknowledge that there
41:47
were Marvel movies before that that had not worked, and
41:49
they still got the Marvel universe. But
41:52
I would argue that if Iron
41:54
Man had flopped, you
41:56
don't have the Kevin Feige Marvel Cinematic
41:58
Universe. Without
42:01
question. You could even go further back and say,
42:04
what if the X-Men movies had flopped? Because
42:07
superhero movies, other than
42:09
Batman, always seem to work. Superman
42:12
worked for two
42:14
movies. But the
42:17
other movies that they tried to do, the other things they tried to do,
42:19
all just Spider-Man also,
42:21
is another one, if that had not
42:23
worked. So there were pre-existing superhero films
42:25
that had done well, but
42:27
those were not controlled by Marvel,
42:29
per se. So X-Men was controlled
42:31
by Fox, Spider-Man was controlled by
42:34
Sony, and Batman was controlled
42:36
by Warner Brothers. So here's
42:38
Marvel as a company, suddenly
42:42
finding a partner to make Iron
42:44
Man with and do it well, and
42:47
that directly leads into the
42:50
entire Avengers thing. It also
42:52
created all
42:55
the feeder ones, Thor, and then you never get
42:57
to, obviously never get to Guardians of the Galaxy
42:59
or any of that. No, no, that was really tough.
43:01
Ever, ever, ever. And it really felt like if
43:03
you had Iron Man but didn't have a good
43:05
follow-up for that first Captain America movie, it would have
43:07
been much more difficult. But you have to have Iron
43:09
Man first. Yes. But
43:11
the whole choice to center
43:14
this whole thread on Iron Man was
43:17
kind of a weird one too, because he wasn't
43:19
the biggest... No. He wasn't the biggest available hero
43:21
there. No. Iron Man, I loved Iron Man comics
43:23
when I was a kid because the suit's awesome,
43:25
but he... Yeah,
43:28
no, the actual Iron Man stories
43:31
got kind of morose. He was an alcoholic. It
43:34
was like comics run into a whole story about alcoholism.
43:37
Also, you would not have the superhero saturation
43:39
in the way that superhero films... I
43:42
mean, there's going to be some amazing books written 10 years
43:44
from now about it. The transformation of
43:46
our culture by that
43:48
movie and everything that came beyond it is
43:51
remarkable. What it did to our business, for better
43:53
or worse, and in a lot of cases worse,
43:56
is remarkable. What it did to the visual
43:58
effects industry, but also technology... remarkable. And
44:01
then here's this question. Does
44:03
any of this work without Iron Man? Does
44:06
any of this work without Tony Stark,
44:08
Robert Downey Jr.? Or is it just
44:10
sort of begin to fall apart? Obviously
44:13
Marvel has created this incredible system
44:16
with phases. We're in a
44:18
struggling phase right now. I think it's not hard to
44:20
see that we don't know what's going to happen next.
44:22
That's right. I think in our next episode we'll talk
44:24
a little about sort of when you hire stars, how
44:27
careful you have to be because they are going to
44:29
be the face of your entity. And so in some
44:31
cases, like Johnson Majors, that did not work
44:33
out well. In the case of Robert Downey Jr., it worked
44:35
out great. But if you were to look at those two
44:37
people at the start, I
44:39
would have been on Johnson Majors. Well, I
44:41
don't know what was known, right? But here's
44:43
what was definitely known about Robert Downey Jr.
44:46
prior to Iron Man. He had
44:48
gone through a very long period of
44:50
substance abuse problems. He had gone through
44:52
a very long period where he was
44:54
highly unreliable. He was
44:56
considered to be mercurial and
44:58
brilliant, but uncontrollable. He had had
45:00
issues with the law. There was an infamous story
45:03
where he just woke up in somebody's bed in
45:05
the house because he broke in because he was
45:07
completely out of his mind on whatever
45:09
he was. I don't know what substances he was
45:11
abusing. And so there
45:14
was this sense that the
45:16
last person in the world you put an
45:19
enormous thing on top of would be Robert Downey Jr.
45:21
and they just
45:24
went for it. And this is it. This
45:26
is the weird thing about trying to game
45:28
or predict. You want the
45:31
real hero here. If I can
45:33
point to one person that is the reason why
45:35
our culture is full of superhero movies and why
45:38
Marvel is worth as much as it is and has had
45:40
as much success. Susan Downey,
45:43
Robert Downey Jr.'s wife and producing partner
45:45
who is the stabilizing force in
45:48
his life who clearly got him back
45:50
on track and got him
45:52
sober and focused. If Hollywood could give
45:54
a Nobel Prize, it should go to
45:57
Susan Downey. She's remarkable. And as
46:00
I'm concerned, Marvel should write her a check for a
46:02
billion dollars. I
46:04
think let's do a very short version on
46:07
this. So we've talked about FinCyn before. So
46:09
FinCyn limited the degree to which networks
46:11
should own the production entities. So it's
46:14
like Paramatka and Centrokri's, and it's about
46:16
how much vertical integration you could have
46:18
over the course of production. It was
46:21
abolished in 1993 by a decision. So
46:23
it counts as a counter-pouchable because the decision could
46:26
have gone the other way. In
46:28
a short version, if
46:30
in 1993 FinCyn hadn't
46:32
been eradicated, how would Hollywood
46:34
look different today? Oh, boy.
46:37
Well, you
46:40
can argue in a lot of different directions here.
46:43
The deal with FinCyn is it created a system
46:46
where the only people who could afford
46:49
to produce television good enough to be
46:51
on networks were companies that
46:53
could afford to operate under a system
46:55
called deficit financing. The
46:58
only way you could make money making a
47:00
television show, because the networks couldn't make them. Therefore,
47:03
the networks made money off of licensing. So
47:06
the networks pay you money to
47:08
license the show you produced. They
47:11
run it on the air, and then they sell ads.
47:13
And the amount of ads that they sell hopefully is
47:15
way more than the licensing fee they're paying you. But
47:17
how do you make money? Well, you don't. Because
47:21
a licensing fee doesn't even come close
47:24
to paying you back. It's covering your costs.
47:26
It doesn't even come close. So you rely
47:28
on syndication. Exactly. Basically, you need a hit.
47:30
And if the show makes it to 100 episodes
47:33
was considered the kind of classic number to hit,
47:35
then it could be syndicated, meaning it could
47:38
then go into reruns. And at that point,
47:40
it just starts to spin off insane amounts
47:42
of money through licensing fees forever.
47:45
And the game was right.
47:48
We're going to lose a whole lot of money to
47:50
make a whole lot of money. And the only people
47:53
that can afford to do that are very large companies.
47:55
And in this case, Movie
47:57
studios, basically. Those are the ones doing it.
48:00
And co is. Since. And
48:02
hadn't. Gotten. Shut Down. Even
48:05
imagine they're they're be there was some help
48:07
more couple of would have flown into to
48:09
create. More. Things are life, the car see
48:11
worse and stuff like these parents producers would somehow be able
48:13
to raise enough money to go to make the shows are
48:15
in a bell. The make. But. Of will
48:17
still be dicier. Those people would
48:19
be very wealthy into a decent
48:22
is Roscoe. they have more often.
48:24
Internally. You want to sort
48:26
of sight and brittle innovation receive because it
48:28
is at a competitive. I mean it. it
48:30
can drive down wages for the officers, have
48:33
fewer, place didn't sell you're thing yup but
48:35
it would have trailers, hands are doing stuff
48:37
and. It's hard to know like
48:39
whoa, it just looks like in today's
48:41
streaming world because there are companies that
48:43
bring their own money to do stance
48:45
today. and so thin and until unstinting
48:47
so exists. Assist different They're decently
48:49
a legendary of the fifth season. two of
48:51
the company said Ashley are coming with her.
48:53
I managed to saw. It would
48:55
look like different. I can't even such out what.
48:58
The. Real changes would have been. well.
49:00
I think that you would probably have
49:02
had much larger productions. So.
49:04
We can look at companies that are not
49:07
impacted by Sen. Sen Rand since and fell
49:09
apart by. When. You look at
49:11
Netflix for example, Netflix produces and distributes
49:13
their own material. They are not beholden
49:15
to Israel for the reason that sense
49:17
and was a thing as because it
49:20
and applied to broadcast television broadcast television
49:22
use the public airwaves now and to
49:24
send their signals outside. The government therefore
49:26
have the ability to get in the
49:28
way and and create regulations. There's
49:30
no regulations on an end to end
49:32
our agreement like Netflix where they're not
49:34
using public airwaves whatsoever. Yeah, a salary
49:37
as to see or video justice from
49:39
it could still come in there. But
49:41
it it. without the broadcasts aspect
49:43
of it as much harder to and for
49:45
says i thought it might be much harder
49:47
for that the when the judgment they would
49:49
have to with yes i mean that the
49:51
government has a clear established interests and the
49:54
rules regarding the use of public airwaves going
49:56
all we back to the radio on so
49:58
forth i wis internet carriers It's
50:00
different. Netflix
50:03
and companies, Amazon, etc.,
50:05
they've never operated under anything like this. They've
50:07
always been able to make their own stuff
50:09
and exhibit their own stuff. What
50:13
you see are massive productions because
50:16
there is no arrangement where
50:18
you deposit finance in the hopes for syndication.
50:21
Meanwhile, the exhibitor is making money off of
50:23
the sale of ads. In fact, Netflix and
50:25
Amazon don't have ads, although now they're starting
50:27
to. And then
50:30
they're starting to just put more money in their
50:32
pockets. You can argue, I mean,
50:34
I don't know how the finances of these
50:36
companies work, but you could argue that for
50:38
Amazon, for instance, it's possible that their production
50:41
wing is really a loss leader. And it
50:43
is a deficit financing just
50:46
to drive customers to their other aspect, which
50:48
is buying toilet paper
50:50
and pencils. I
50:52
don't know, but it does seem like if
50:54
there had not been FinCEN and the networks
50:56
could have
51:00
reaped the benefits of their own syndication,
51:03
that probably you would have seen some
51:05
larger productions happening. Last
51:08
bit of counter-factual. Remember
51:10
when Netflix was the red envelopes you got in
51:13
the mail? Yeah, it should be. So what if
51:15
Netflix had stuck with their DVD model? That they
51:17
were the company that sent you a DVD? This
51:19
is a great one. And they never started a
51:21
whole streaming business. How would the
51:23
world be different if Netflix hadn't started the streaming
51:25
revolution? Okay, so I'm going to contradict myself a
51:27
little bit here. Most of what I've been saying
51:29
is when the world wants something, it finds a
51:31
way to get it. In
51:34
this case, I suspect that if
51:36
Netflix hadn't done what they did, nobody
51:38
would have done it. And the
51:40
reason why nobody would have done it is because I'm
51:42
not sure it, meaning the streaming model actually makes sense.
51:46
And we watched this happen. Netflix did this.
51:48
They turned through an enormous amount of money
51:51
to build a business out of nothing, a
51:53
little bit the way Amazon did with their
51:55
larger business. And
51:57
then everybody else said, oh my God, we have
51:59
to do it too. And then they all did it, and then they all looked
52:01
at each other and went, how do you make
52:03
money doing this exactly? And
52:06
that makes me suspect nobody would have done
52:08
it, because it kind of doesn't make sense.
52:11
And a lot of what we all
52:14
went through with our convulsions in the
52:16
labor movement in Hollywood was
52:18
trying to make Hollywood confront the
52:20
fact that they had blown up
52:22
a system that worked fairly
52:24
well for them and fairly well for
52:26
us. And they had blown it up chasing
52:29
something that wasn't like them
52:32
and something that they could never be like. I
52:35
think the world would be enormously different
52:37
if Netflix had just stuck to the
52:39
red envelopes. All right, counterfactual
52:41
to your counterfactual. I would say
52:43
that internet video is going to
52:46
want to happen. And so the fact that
52:48
YouTube exists, there was a market for people
52:50
wanting to watch things on through
52:52
video. And even before we had Netflix, we did
52:55
have webisodes of your favorite shows. So
52:57
the idea that we were going to be getting
52:59
our TV or TV-like
53:01
things over the internet, I think is
53:03
kind of inevitable. What
53:05
the business model behind that could have gone many,
53:07
many different ways. But I do think it would
53:10
have ultimately seen things that kind
53:12
of looked like Netflix that were using
53:15
money they got from investors to create shows
53:17
and put them on the internet. And some
53:19
of those would have grown into things that
53:21
are maybe not the size or
53:24
scale of what Netflix became. But would have been
53:26
big enough that even the other studios would have
53:28
developed their own wings that were doing that kind
53:30
of stuff. We would have gotten to something that
53:32
looks kind of like what
53:34
we're doing now, but it's not with the full scale. Well,
53:37
I think you're right that in terms of
53:39
a distribution platform, places like YouTube would have
53:41
absolutely worked and they kind of work. If
53:43
you think back to what we were arguing
53:45
about in our penultimate
53:48
strike, the
53:50
big concern was that
53:52
the companies were going to use the internet to
53:56
run our content and have ads run
53:58
in it just like it. would
54:00
on any syndicated channel, but because
54:02
it was the internet as opposed
54:04
to, you know, channel five in
54:06
New York, that somehow residuals wouldn't
54:08
apply. I think YouTube
54:10
did and continues to have a very robust
54:12
system where they run ads. And
54:15
yes, I think they would have struck
54:17
deals with the companies to
54:20
rebroadcast stuff. I think the whole thing of like YouTube
54:22
is going to make its own stuff. Well, they sure
54:24
tried. It didn't work. I mean, what was it? YouTube
54:27
Red? That was sort of a thing? No, it's
54:29
a thing. They got rid of YouTube Red. They
54:32
got rid of it. Yeah. So
54:34
they got rid of it. Quibi, good Lord. Oh,
54:36
yeah. If it weren't for
54:38
Netflix, I don't know if we would have never
54:40
had Quibi. We would have never had the four
54:42
million easy jokes about Quibi. Yeah. So
54:46
the idea that these
54:48
independent internet companies would...
54:52
Remember Amazon Studios? Remember us
54:54
discussing that whole baloney nonsense?
54:56
Yeah. So I mean, they
54:58
were always looking to do a thing. But again,
55:00
like, you know, Amazon still with all their money,
55:03
they probably would have tried to develop something that
55:05
is, again, it's not Netflix, but they would have
55:07
developed their own video
55:10
streaming service. Maybe. Or
55:13
maybe they would have just
55:15
said, we are
55:18
happy to be in the business where
55:20
we pay you a licensing fee to
55:22
rebroadcast your stuff on our
55:24
platform. Just like Walmart pays
55:27
for the DVDs that they then resell.
55:31
And then Amazon will collect the... Just like, yeah, they
55:33
will collect the ad money and that'll be that. They
55:35
probably would have looked at YouTube and said, like, we
55:37
want to be in the YouTube business and then they'll
55:40
sell their membership back. Right. But
55:42
where the internet was before Netflix
55:44
decided to go bananas was
55:49
this... You
55:51
and I got yelled at a lot, as
55:53
I recall, for decrying the concept of the
55:55
democratization of entertainment creation. There
55:59
are certainly a lot of people making... making money as influencers and
56:01
all the rest of that, but that's its own category. There
56:03
was this moment and we
56:05
were podcasting through it where these companies were like,
56:08
the only reason that everybody doesn't have great television
56:10
to make is because of the gatekeepers and if
56:12
we just allow everybody to get to know, the
56:14
answer to that is no, none of that would
56:17
have happened. None of that ever will happen. That's
56:19
not a thing, it doesn't happen. It's hard to
56:21
do what we do. There are not a lot
56:23
of people who do it. It's sort of like
56:25
saying, oh, we're gonna democratize major league baseball. Everybody
56:28
can show up and play. No, actually we still
56:30
just want one Soto, which as you know, is
56:33
gonna take me, the only one who's gonna take
56:35
me and give some of the World Series this year. I know that you've
56:37
been thinking it. No, I
56:39
basically stay awake at night. Just really thinking about
56:41
all the scenarios that gets them to the World
56:44
Series. Well, just, I mean, Soto and then Judge,
56:46
right? Like one, that number three, number four lineup
56:48
punch. I mean, we've talked about it a lot.
56:50
It's a big deal. I mean, there's so many
56:53
scenarios. That's why I can't play. It's
56:55
really only the one scenario. But
57:00
you never know. The counterfactual is that,
57:02
what if you get hit by a bus and therefore?
57:05
Well, I'll tell you, if one Soto gets hit by a bus,
57:08
the Yankees will have another season like they did last year,
57:10
which is really bad. David
57:13
Benioff and John Gatens and I have a little three
57:16
person group chat that is
57:18
just nothing but us complaining about the Yankees.
57:21
All we do is just
57:23
a constant ruing this season. Hopefully it will
57:26
be different. But in any case,
57:28
I really think that what
57:30
Netflix did was so improbable
57:33
and so risky and so crazy.
57:35
And I'm still not sure it worked.
57:39
I'm still waiting for gravity to kick in. Yeah,
57:42
it basically works for Netflix. It does not work
57:44
for everybody else. So like Netflix now actually makes
57:46
a profit, but it
57:48
was a wild, wild gamble and they were
57:50
able to use cheap money to do it. It's just, you
57:52
know, the circumstances worked out the way they worked out. The
57:54
circumstances worked out the way they worked out. I
57:57
don't think, I think the proof is in the pudding, even
57:59
as. Netflix started to be successful. The
58:02
legacy companies still work like, Oh God, we
58:04
got no, they were like, great, keep licensing
58:06
our stuff. We're here friends, give us money.
58:08
You can run friend. It really
58:10
was until they felt that there was an
58:12
existential threat to their existence. And I think
58:14
that was a miscalculation, by the way. Um,
58:18
so here's a question for you. Let's say streaming
58:20
ever happens. Netflix doesn't happen. And streaming never happens
58:22
to the cable companies get even more powerful
58:25
because they were the people that
58:27
are making the show as opposed to controlling
58:29
access to people's CVs. Cable and satellite become
58:32
more powerful. It is possible that a company
58:35
like YouTube, which has successfully
58:37
replaced a lot of cables
58:39
and satellite dishes would
58:42
have become the other new
58:44
dominant delivery system, but there would have
58:46
been a delivery system. They wouldn't have
58:48
been a creation slash delivery system. And
58:50
that's the difference. Yeah, I
58:52
agree. So let's wrap up our big
58:54
counter-factuals segment here talking through why
58:57
I think it's useful is because when you look at the
58:59
coin tosses, the ways things could have gone one way or
59:01
the other way, you recognize that we are
59:03
in, as you said before,
59:05
Craig, we're in a counterfactual, we're in somebody else's
59:08
counterfactual, like things worked out the way they
59:10
worked out, but they were not inevitable. And that we have to
59:12
be mindful that the choices we
59:14
make now will have repercussions down the
59:16
road that we can't always anticipate. So
59:18
it's just, I think it's always nice
59:20
looking at this ecosystem we find
59:22
ourselves in was not the only possible
59:25
version of this. No. And
59:28
it is either
59:30
a distressing or comforting notion to think that we
59:32
are in the
59:35
alternate reality. And in our version
59:38
of the sim that we all
59:40
live in, yeah, we're missing some awesome
59:42
things or we dodged
59:44
massive bullets. Yes, for
59:47
sure. Craig, it's time for
59:49
one cool thing. We haven't done one cool
59:51
thing together for a while. Mine is on
59:53
post quantum cryptography, which sounds, it's
59:56
a mouthful, but actually makes a lot of sense. So
59:58
I'm going to link to... Apple security blog
1:00:00
post that did about it. But the
1:00:03
idea of post quantum cryptography is obviously
1:00:05
cryptography is so important for securing our
1:00:08
communications, making sure that the things we
1:00:10
want to say private, stay private. So
1:00:12
end-to-end messaging, all that stuff. Right
1:00:14
now we are using cryptography, which
1:00:17
is so strong that computers
1:00:19
could spend a thousand years trying to break the
1:00:21
codes behind stuff and they wouldn't be able to
1:00:23
open these messages. The problem is at
1:00:26
some point we're going to get to quantum computers
1:00:28
that are so powerful and so fast that the
1:00:30
scriptography will fall apart. It will not be useful.
1:00:33
And so I think that it's happening is very
1:00:36
well resourced companies or nations can just
1:00:38
say, okay, we're going to suck up
1:00:40
all this data. We can't actually process
1:00:43
it now. Like we can't actually break the codes,
1:00:45
but we know that in a couple of years
1:00:47
we will be able to. And so this becomes
1:00:49
like, well, then how do you prevent that? And
1:00:51
so this paper goes
1:00:53
through this plant, these plans for
1:00:55
in these new natural new algorithms
1:00:57
that they figured out for living in
1:01:00
a post quantum cryptography world.
1:01:02
So basically how do you encode things now
1:01:04
so that as quantum computers come online, you
1:01:06
still can't open those messages. And the good
1:01:09
news is there's mass that can get you
1:01:11
there so that it's still going to be
1:01:13
incredibly difficult for these super, super, super computers
1:01:15
to open those messages. And so there's things
1:01:17
you can turn on now or soon
1:01:21
in these messaging platforms that will still keep
1:01:23
stuff locked down whenever these
1:01:25
quantum computers come online. So interesting.
1:01:28
I like that it's both dealing
1:01:31
with problems now and
1:01:33
problems 10, 20 years from
1:01:35
now. Yeah. That's smart. There
1:01:39
was a problem I hadn't thought of. Thanks. Now
1:01:42
I'll be awake at night. Well, my
1:01:44
one cool thing is a bit
1:01:46
sweeter, pun intended, but also a
1:01:48
bit sad. And somehow
1:01:50
one of the most gripping articles I've
1:01:52
ever read about marshmallows.
1:01:55
John, have you
1:01:57
ever had a smashmallow? I
1:02:00
know what that is. Neither did I.
1:02:02
True. Smash I
1:04:00
that can build new machines to make
1:04:03
the Smashmallows at scale and this company, I think it's
1:04:05
in the Netherlands, says, we can do it. We
1:04:07
can do it. And we're going to send you a
1:04:09
sample of what we made to show you. And
1:04:12
he was like, oh my god, you did it. And the big
1:04:15
secret was they didn't make that sample with a
1:04:17
machine at all. They just
1:04:19
lied. They lied. They just
1:04:21
lied. He lied. Just
1:04:24
lied. This past week, I had to go in for a blood
1:04:26
test. And I remember trying to back and telling Mike, like, man,
1:04:28
I was there. It just seems really inefficient. I
1:04:30
felt like there's a way you could have a machine that could
1:04:32
do this for you. I'm like, oh, shoot. I'm
1:04:35
pitching Therianos. I'm going to stop right now. I'm
1:04:38
pitching Therianos. And was it
1:04:41
just to tie back to our
1:04:43
counterfactual? Was her machine called the
1:04:45
Edison? Maybe so.
1:04:47
The counterfactual was like, what if she'd actually
1:04:49
been able to make that machine? In
1:04:52
theory, it's a really good idea. But
1:04:55
apparently, it's like the Smashmallow. It's
1:04:57
like, yes, you think you should
1:04:59
be able to make that thing, but it turns out you can. Yeah,
1:05:01
I think if she had been able to make that
1:05:04
machine, somebody would have made that machine already. Because when
1:05:06
she was like, we're going to take a drop of
1:05:08
blood and do all of your blood tests, a drop
1:05:10
of blood. And I remember her
1:05:12
mentor at Stanford, this wonderful professor, just
1:05:14
said to her, no. No.
1:05:17
No. That is
1:05:19
literally physically impossible on a
1:05:22
molecular level. But there
1:05:24
was maybe slightly more of a chance that the
1:05:26
Marshmallow thing could have worked. Yeah.
1:05:29
But I'm sure that professor, where he told
1:05:31
Thomas Edison that he couldn't make a motion
1:05:33
picture projector. And look, it hit me, it did. Yeah,
1:05:36
no, definitely a better chance of that
1:05:38
than the Therianos machine ever working. Therianos
1:05:40
machines. Craig, a pleasure talking to
1:05:42
you again. Great to be back. Script, now, is produced
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1:06:25
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